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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 6th 2025

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Redneck news, Cart Narcs, News Headlines & More!

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Speaker 1

It's comically large. It's disgusting. The Woody Show.

Speaker 2

Yea, we are in two another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday. It's May sixth five on Mooding. That's Greg Gory, Martin Woody. Good morning Greg, Good morning Minus, Good Morning Woody at they show.

Speaker 1

On social media.

Speaker 2

Speaking of disgusting, I was watching the video from Sinco to Mayo.

Speaker 1

Oh gross, and do you give everybody an update?

Speaker 2

We left the fountain as we were trying to see of Mayo wood fountain. We left it on until the end of the morning until we were ready to go leave for the day, and it still wasn't fountaining. Found Mayo did not fountain disappoint bad. Yeah, you're hoping for a Mayo fountain needed some sort of liquid. Yeah, But just watching and I had a family member say to me yesterday like, you're really eating peanut butter cups with mayonnaise on it?

Speaker 1

That was good and this is what you do for a living.

Speaker 2

And I go, yeah, yeah, it's called it's pretty rad. Yeah, so I said, I heard this from my morning drive. But seeing their faces just makes it hilarious. That's from Eddie spaghetti on Instagram edes it was surprisingly not terrible. Yeah, it makes it so much better when you can see their expressions. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, here's one. I'm starting to hate the show so much. Been listening for five years. Everybody's like, bye Cross.

Speaker 3

There's a lot of arguments that video, let's say, video podcasting is the future. Yeah, and and this is the reason why, because you can see the visual of us reacting crazy.

Speaker 1

This is you know, yeah reaction. That's what everybody wants to see. So make sure to subscribe to our YouTube YouTube dot com slash the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2

Yeah, thanks to Vaughan his work as the video producer, we get new videos every day that we're posting on our Instagram. At the Woodie Show anyway, more of the introductions Genograt's forests and sea Bass we got Sammy Morgan is here. We are taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We have Bort and Menji. They're working in this auxiliary studio because Bort's main studio that I can usually see through a window right behind Menace

is Did you see that room? It's completely torn out the instance they got rid of all the equipment, all the countertops, everything else, and now there's other room.

Speaker 1

Did we get this microphone working? Yes, we did.

Speaker 3

From the auxiliary studio. I will say this though. I walked into the new bort Menjie temporary studio yesterday and it was a thousand degrees.

Speaker 1

What was the thousand degrees in all these studios? Yeah, but their their studio out of all of them, was like way hoty. It did not cool down. It was a sauna. Gina was fitzing. I was fixing. But do you think she was fitzing? Was fitzing and what that is? I'm telling you their studio like ten times worse unacceptable. It was ninety five degrees until at least ten am. For the equipment, you got nude out in there. Yeah, you're gonna have to.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I wanted to make sure this microphone work because it wasn't working as of yesterday.

Speaker 1

And temporary thing. How long is that studio going to take? About a month? About a month, Yeah, just like the Woody Show studio.

Speaker 4

So you know the good thing is that we got this microphone going, so I'm ready for all text coming up.

Speaker 1

That's we got a lot of feedback on that yesterday.

Speaker 2

I'm listening to the podcast dying about Sea Bass being a four year long troll and it's the funniest thing he's ever done, and it went on so long. Here's the thing, it's not. It wasn't a bit like that wasn't the four years is not a bit a month. Yeah, it's it's a psychosis. Yeah, but man, a lot a lot of a lot of reaction on that, Like, man, I knew he was weird, but goddamn.

Speaker 1

Yeah that's a good sentiment.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, goddamn is right. So we got a lot of wow, what's the matter?

Speaker 1

All right? You sounds Yeah. I don't find it angry. I don't find it as amusing as you guys do. Really, it takes a lot to offend me, as you know, when I when somebody tells me they're offend it, it's something My reaction is usually okay, And there's no ending to before. You don't have the right to not be offended, right, and there's no resolution to being offended for something, So why dwell on being somebody being offended? You're something? You're offended?

I'm like for what, like what the went on so long? Or no? No, none of that surprises me. The psychosis doesn't surprise me. The weirdness doesn't surprise me. The hiding behind a keyboard and sending his unsolicited feedback to people that he could just walk eight for me and speak to he doesn't offend me or surprise me. It offended me when he made reference to I took a two

week vacation. Yeah, I mean that's not only unamusing and unfunny, it's sick when you when I was gone planning a funeral, watching somebody die, watching somebody go through uh, liver failure, doesn't micosis.

Speaker 2

Do you mean vacation? Yeah, right, there's a vacation. It's just that is where he really well rested. It was offensive and disgusting, Greg.

Speaker 4

Let's we forget that this is the same guy who emails me and texts me instead of actually talking to me one studio over for the last ten years. Yeah, and then is also the same person who has written some pretty disparaging things about any time I've lost an animal on the text to other people as if he is me responding to them, and it's he's a twisted, sick person, Like people don't understand this is bodies.

Speaker 1

Do we think he has buried in his basement.

Speaker 2

Because zero, because it doesn't have a basement. It lives like a condo building.

Speaker 1

It's a storage show.

Speaker 5

I don't think I don't think it's bought. I mean I think tortured alive people maybe.

Speaker 1

Might barrels on breaking right. It's more efficient. It's all efficient when it comes to the shower. Yeah, no again, I have to say no.

Speaker 2

This is you know, like when your parents would set stuff out, you had people coming over family for some kind of gathering or event that go, don't touch that. That's for the company. Hey, dude, stay off the text it's for the listeners exactly. You want to tell us something, you just come in here and you just tell us the texts. You have our personal phone numbers. You can text us directly. We're right here. But he doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 1

It's pretty good.

Speaker 2

American Psycho eight seven seven four wood text us over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1

You're you're free to text in. We love to hear from you.

Speaker 2

You're supposed to what it's four we got Speaking of ce Bass, he's putting the final touches on a round of card Narks, which would be coming up here next.

Speaker 1

This hour.

Speaker 2

We're gonna have that for you. Oh, a brand new I knew what I was gonna do. We got a brand new red neck news if your.

Speaker 6

Car has a wooden pumper.

Speaker 1

News and today's redneck News.

Speaker 2

This is from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, where the police investigating a road rage incident, which, of course a witness cut on video this guy sitting in his car like witnessing this from across the way. This one chick gets cut

off by this other chick. Words were exchanged. Things escalated from there and ended with forty four year old Christina Solometo getting out of her car, walking over to the other chicks car, a super sweet silver sedan, where she hovers her ass over the hood and then take a takes a dump on the chicks car.

Speaker 1

Look at the picture of like the dump like some hot chili right there.

Speaker 2

The victim honked at her, and the best insult she'd come up with and the heat of the moment, was to call the pooping chick a slut.

Speaker 1

Okay, again, there's video behavior and she.

Speaker 2

Seems giddy as she walks away, leaving behind splatter, which, as we said, looks like more chili than log.

Speaker 1

I'm still thinking, Yeah, I'm still thinking about the slut part.

Speaker 7

I don't know.

Speaker 3

In first grade, like this girl she cooped her pants and we're like, you know what, she's such a slut?

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, did you know what words meant?

Speaker 6

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I thought slut that like just generic, like you're in a hole. Yea, yeah, I think I used to call my brother a slut.

Speaker 2

That guy who got the footage, here's some of what he captured.

Speaker 1

Missus on her car.

Speaker 2

So Christina is facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, chronal mischief, and depositing waste on a highway.

Speaker 1

Okay, they don't find something littered.

Speaker 2

So that's from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, just outside of Philadelphia. Forty four year old Christina Soli Meadow who went with the nuclear out in a road rage battle by pooping on the hood of another chicks car.

Speaker 1

What and that is what a sex star? Oh my god? Maybe it's all loose like that because she's a butt sler and pooping at work it's a gateway to this kind of activity, being a hardcore slut. We're gonna take a break, we'll come back.

Speaker 2

I've been promised an explosive round of Woody Show, cart Narks trying to get people to return their cards to the parking lots.

Speaker 1

Agent Sebastian back on the case once again. The Woody Show. All right, welcome back, Blie is Tuesday. We are the Woodies Show. Yeah and yeah, we got the.

Speaker 2

Phones open eight seven seven four Woodie, send us a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Check came with us, tell us who you are, and then we're around town. You're listening to the Woody Show this morning. Anything anyone I like to have his mention?

Speaker 1

Text on over to two two nine eight seven. If you see something, say something to it, you know, like if you see somebody just leaving their card out Willy Nelly like a lazy bones, you say something. And if you don't want to do it yourself, well you just hit up the card Nards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they not on you?

Speaker 7

Cardinarks, card Arks.

Speaker 1

What You're gonna do. What you're gonna do when they knock on you? Arks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.

Speaker 2

Listen is Agent Sebastian and his deputies, different characters and costumes and whatnot.

Speaker 1

Patrolling the parking lots all over trying to get his people out there.

Speaker 2

He's these lazy bones to do the right thing and return their cards because it's a it's a big pet peeve of a lot of people. People just leave their cards blowing around the parking lots, running into other cars or vehicle. Yeah, like, at least have the decency that you don't have to bring it to the back of the store, to the front of the store. You just bring it back to the car corral. And that's one of the many that it's good enough. They're all over the place.

Speaker 1

Don't just leave them in a handicapped spot, which is where the cart arcs. Agent's a batch who comes in trying to get these people do the right thing. And we were promised.

Speaker 8

Explosivity and it involves are one of our favorites agents below me, Agent Cameron from a.

Speaker 9

Well.

Speaker 1

In this case he was hanging out in Palm Springs, California closet. Maybe good, I mean, you'd be the judge.

Speaker 8

So this young and again in this case, the guy who dropped his cart off directly next to his car in the parking spot, splitting the lanes, which the first cart okay, maybe is not quite in the way.

Speaker 1

Sometimes it is.

Speaker 8

Sometimes the person next to you can't open their door. But once one person does it, two or three do it, and so on and so forth. And so this guy, probably in his thirties, certainly able bodied enough to take that cart back shopping and to abash exactly loading his.

Speaker 1

Groceries, et cetera. He did this. An Agent Cameron walks up to this strapping, young bearded man and tries to again, as always politely, get him to change his ways.

Speaker 7

And that's how the car goes all the way for me.

Speaker 6

Well, sir, you're the crazy one. Leave your car's out. Here's a night note here, damn.

Speaker 1

Crazy effort not not the other word. You can eat poop.

Speaker 8

Oh okay, now, as he says, okay, Asian cameras walking up with one of our cart and art magnets to say things like lazy bones on board and things of that nature. Sure now keep in mind, and no time during this interaction, which so far is not going well, does Agent Cameron actually put the magnet on this man's pos like Old Altimore or whatever it is. He simply

makes a motion toward the car. So this guy is he can't even claim vandalism, which his thing is a pos It wouldn't matter anyway, But that doesn't stop this guy from getting out of his car and threatening good old Asia.

Speaker 7

Cameron poop, don't touch my property.

Speaker 6

Sir, don't touch other people's property with your cart.

Speaker 7

I'm gonna fuck you up, sir.

Speaker 1

I don't think so.

Speaker 7

Are you walking away? Then?

Speaker 1

Damn? So.

Speaker 8

At this point, Agat, he's getting out of his car, he's like walking down Agent Cameron after making credible threats that he's going to f up Agent Cameron. And so the question these tough guys always pose is, well, if you're not scared of me, why you're walking away? Well, under one doesn't matter them or me or Agent Cameron are scared of you. It matters that this is not about fight fist fights in the grocery store parking lot

over a cart something away. But again, this guy's angry and already committing criminal threats potentially assault in this case because he knows he's wrong, and that's the he's trying to solve that problem, not with logic and humility, but.

Speaker 1

With his fists with muscle. So he engages more with Agent Cameron.

Speaker 8

Are you walking away then, because it's not about fighting, it's about getting you to realize this is where the carts go.

Speaker 7

What went wrong in your life that you think you should do this.

Speaker 6

I'll tell you what went wrong.

Speaker 8

About two minutes ago, somebody left their cart in the middle of the spots to the putting it back.

Speaker 7

To my car. I'm gonna to you.

Speaker 9

He's gonnat you now, May I call deflecting though on go back to your grandmother's face. No, no, no, on carton arch because he asked your life. Yeah, he asked you a question, yeah, and you deflected.

Speaker 8

Well, but I think what he's was mentioning Cameron, right, right, Well, what Meness is getting at is that he said in your life went wrong, and Agent Cameron gave him a little sass by saying, well, you just left your card out and that's in my life technically. And to to Menos's point, I guess what went wrong in his life is he didn't.

Speaker 1

Have a terrible childhood upbringing with lazy parents who who didn't none instill. In fact, I'm willing to bet like when he was a kid, he was probably like Daddy, I'm gonna go return this car to the front of the store and he goes, no, son, you're gonna leave that car right here, don't famous son.

Speaker 8

Yeah, I guess I'm kind of answering your question with the negative venice. But yeah, Agent Cameron had a good upbringing and not for he did not have a I'll bring it out, okay, But yeah, yeah, he's gonna touch cut Agent Cameron. And he doesn't quite get close enough though, so he decides to do the classic move these days is whip out your own phone and started videoing the person showcase. That'll solve all you no matter what you're doing.

If you're doing something wrong, the phone cures all, all right, touch my car.

Speaker 7

I'm gonna touch you, sir.

Speaker 8

First off, I'm staying far away from you, so you can't do that. And second off, that's against the law. Always got his phone too. My name's a loser. My name's Aha Cameron. I'm with the court narks.

Speaker 6

And now he's laughing at me. He's doing a fake laugh too. You can kind of tell.

Speaker 7

Because you're a loser.

Speaker 8

Dude, who's the loser the person who picks up after himself and the person who expects other people to pick up after him.

Speaker 7

You keep your grandmother's basement.

Speaker 6

Clane, Sir, that's a very lazy insult you're hurling at me.

Speaker 8

If the point I think you're trying to make is that you're calling me a loser for asking you to do the right thing.

Speaker 1

Wow, this guy's really sharp roast.

Speaker 8

It's the second grandma's basement reference. Yeah, which, by the way, because you see that comments on the cart Narks videos too.

Speaker 1

What's this you know in they'll do it out.

Speaker 8

Of his grandma's basement. Well, that's the exact opposite grandma's basement. Is the guy typing comments not actually out to the field like the agents of Kartnerks are.

Speaker 1

Absolutely there's people who are all talk keyboard warriors online. There are other people out there, they're doers. This is exactly the opposite of that is Cameron.

Speaker 8

Guys, So now that he can't fight ag Cameron because he's not willing to engage with him. And again, and no point is anybody has Agent Cameron touched this guy's car whatsoever. He's just gonna faked him out a couple of times. So now our man with the phone says that, well, okay, maybe I won't do anything to you, but the cops.

Speaker 1

Will you asked me, if I.

Speaker 7

Brought the cops out here, you would be the one to get put in the back of their creator.

Speaker 6

That would be the charges.

Speaker 1

Do you think judge my personal property?

Speaker 7

Three times?

Speaker 6

There now zero times? I fake you out?

Speaker 1

Three times?

Speaker 6

You committed a cross or are you committed a terroristic threat? Already?

Speaker 7

That is not a crime to leave a car.

Speaker 6

No, when you said you were gonna hit me, that was a crime.

Speaker 1

And stead away.

Speaker 6

How's it going? Guy's got the end of that?

Speaker 1

Ye like the show?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 8

Yeah, you hear from the people walking by as old and grizzly Adams here with his beard and he's by the way, he's wearing like uh bite you know, basketball shorts with it looks like no longer wear because he's.

Speaker 7

Hanging out.

Speaker 1

It's what it seems is a bad hernia. So you never never once touched his car? Nope.

Speaker 8

And he threatened to stab you or at the very least f me up, or he said he's gonna cut you. Well, either cut or touch.

Speaker 6

It was like you touch my car here either way?

Speaker 1

I said cut either way. That's not an escape. You can't.

Speaker 8

I can't, Greg, I'm gonna I'm gonna touch your face with my fist. Well, you can't go to the cops and say, well you so touch, We know what you mean.

Speaker 1

Will you show card Narcs Agent Sebastian More In that case, Adrian Cameron out there trying to get everybody to do the right thing return their cars, and.

Speaker 8

Unfortunately a camera was not successful there, but a just abashed into this next clip. I think agent Cameron has like a zero percent success. People take it seriously and I just don't, I know, come on, So this next case, this is going to be one of those ones that is controversial because people always ask, well, what about people who park in handicap spots and the cart Narks takes that seriously, but it's not a cure all. It's not

an absolute get out of jail free cart. So in this case, there's two older ladies in the front of this suv. In The person manning the cart though, is in the back of the suv, and he is a maybe thirty year old maybe three hundred pounds man.

Speaker 1

You and I have the same build. Oh wow, also.

Speaker 8

Legit handicap platform, right, and but not only that, he's manning the cart for them, right, So he's like their helper, right or I assumed in this case their son probably an adult son, right. And so he's touching the women. If it had just been them, I would not have approached them because they were older, you know, so on and so forth. But he was touching the cart, he was manning the cart. I saw him walking the cart right to the middle of the handicap walkway.

Speaker 2

And now there's a jumbo size man who can certainly manage to get a cart put back into the corral.

Speaker 6

Right.

Speaker 8

He walked it from the store to their spot, and when he didn't want to walk the extra fifteen feet, he said, okay, screw you, next person who wants to use this area way.

Speaker 1

Sorry, in his defense, we need to defend where credit is due. How could he push the cart all the way back when his crocs aren't even in sport.

Speaker 8

R.

Speaker 1

I was gonna say, I know he's a loser because he doesn't have many gibs on his cross. Yeah, not to shame. I mean, I love Walmart as much as the next person, but this man looks like he belongs to Walmart. And you would think somebody with a handicapped person would be more considerate of other handicap next person spot.

Speaker 8

In all cases, I have taken so many cars back from like old Grandpa's with canes and loaded so many bottles of water for old women in these spots. In this case, again, I see this thirty something year old guy walking just fine with the car. So I flagged the cart the car down and he doesn't get out, but his mom does and has words for me.

Speaker 6

We we we, I saw where the car goes.

Speaker 8

Your son left, Your car actually blocks right.

Speaker 6

I am in a handicap spot, not him.

Speaker 8

Though your son is like able bodied.

Speaker 6

Is that he is a handicap kid and if he don't like it, he can't push that over there? No, he can't.

Speaker 8

Hood he push it out here? Then if he truly could, if he was disabled, to push that card. But I would have given him a pass. But I don't believe you because I saw him walk it. Now you're throwing it towards this nice lady.

Speaker 6

You can kill her, ma'am.

Speaker 1

She's so big and strong. Why can't she know? She sounds fine? Also, maybe she was just saying that her son is an our word. That's not nice.

Speaker 8

They those folks of that nature are certainly able to put cards back. Now you heard a couple of things there. She's immediately and I hate to say this, but a terrible mom. And she's got one of those like munch housing by proxy sort of situations.

Speaker 1

Where like almost pride in the fact that her son can't do so right when in fact I saw him do stuff. It's almost sure.

Speaker 8

And as you also heard right there, towards the end, she walks out, walks towards me, like, walks me down like our first guy was doing, grabs the cart and then shoves it at me.

Speaker 1

So she's pretty able.

Speaker 6

Again.

Speaker 8

I wouldn't have asked her to put the card back in any case, but she just proved that she not only her son could do it, she could do it.

Speaker 1

Oh well, then forget him, how about you do it? Touts Yeah, yeah, girl, put those to you. And another thing that Carton arts reveals so many things about psychology and behavior and such, but it also reveals something about how we absolutely abuse handicap records and the nine one system. In this thank you story for another day.

Speaker 8

Oh yeah, well no, it's sorry for right now because she's the one Number one brings up with her. I'm gonna call a nine on one and then does it herself.

Speaker 1

Okay, well no.

Speaker 8

That's the point of me, is that I'm the place between the cops and morality, and hopefully I can help you find morality groups.

Speaker 7

Place wrong time loop on your own business.

Speaker 6

That was not a good comeback, man, not at all.

Speaker 7

The cops.

Speaker 8

You're gonna say, hey, cops, I'm wasting your time because this guy asked my son to put the card back where it belongs.

Speaker 6

And they'll say, please stop calling us a crazy old lady.

Speaker 2

Yeah, damn, no offense, No offense. Uh, it looks to be that your son's a few steps short of health.

Speaker 8

It's funny obvious. I was literally in a lot the other day and this woman I was watching her. She took the cart back to like the farthest of cart return away from her, and she's walking back toward me and I kind of pointed her, you could have gone right here two spots over.

Speaker 1

And she said, well, you know what, I could use the steps. She walked super far and put it back. But when I pointed out, you know whatever she was it did you guys hook up? So almost so.

Speaker 8

Unfortunately, this lady was blocking the driveway because she gotten out of her car to yell at me, call the cops. And she had a big line of people behind her and at that point usually disengage.

Speaker 1

Yeah, well at this uh, at this point, I gotta think that we are zero for two in this random.

Speaker 2

Well Agent Cameron, Agent Sebastian. They gave it their best shot.

Speaker 1

Again, it's more about a teaching tool than anything. All right, Well, there you go, ladies and John and there are some cart nor another reminder car what you're gonna do, what you're gonna do?

Speaker 7

Who don't touch.

Speaker 6

Sir, don't touch other peoples property with your cart.

Speaker 7

I'm gonna you up, sir.

Speaker 6

I don't think so.

Speaker 7

Are you walking away?

Speaker 1

Then the Woody Show be back back, back yard, back in a bit menacing board later on today the grand opening of another raising canes. Yeah, this is going to be a new Kaipa the corner of twelve and New Kaipa and that is happening later on today two to four pm. Bunch giveaways. Get the address and more info just by.

Speaker 2

Going to the woodieshow dot com funds are open eight seven to seven forty four. Warning sent us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Check in with us, tell us who you are and then where around. So okay, you're listening to the Woody Show all ninety eight seven today, so would you or not talking about your pets doesn't have to be you know, it's not necessarily This wasn't a dog question.

Speaker 1

They were just talking to pet owners.

Speaker 2

So I mean it could be everything from you know, dogs and kiddies to what boards got where the guinea pig.

Speaker 1

The gins gains? What'd you say? What's what's life expectancy on a guinea pick? Again? I forget you've told me it depends anywhere between like four and ten years war a.

Speaker 2

Huge Well, if they're out in the wild, you know, oh yeah, if they're domesticated, like you know, someone's well they're in the wild right right board.

Speaker 1

No, they're all domesticated. They all are, yea like them are all domesticated over the years. Yeah.

Speaker 2

I was gonna say, because that that wide swing in the life expected I would think of like, okay, well you're out kind of on.

Speaker 1

Your own forging.

Speaker 4

It's pretty much just because of predators bred over the years for all sorts of things and for domestication and lab testing.

Speaker 1

Wild and Honduras or something like that. Yeah, maybe more like cappie bars, which are big guineas.

Speaker 2

Okay, so people were asked, would you trade years off of your own life to extend the life of your pet? And I'm gonna say, because I just want to think a guess. I think Greg would, Menace would not, Sammy would, Bort would All right, you don't.

Speaker 1

Have any pets. No, I'm going to say, you do have that bow constructor at home? Getting choked by.

Speaker 7

This is.

Speaker 8

Me.

Speaker 1

I'm going to say I will not. I will not take years off my life. But I was just talking about that new pill that's coming out called Loyal that you can get for your dog to extend their life or prolong their life and extend their life. Like what you're doing. You give them pills and they're supposed to like supplement. Yeah, they're supposed to live longer. It works, and apparently it does. They've been working on forever. And I said I would spare no expense to get those

I would get those pills too, for sure. This is this is Greg. I would not. I'm really I'm obsessed with extending my life. I love my dog and I would jump in front of a train for her. I was just gonna say you're the same person. Like, so that would end your life, That would take all the years off your jump in front of the train and like a superhero and get her out of the way. I would not. I would not give up my own life to extend her life. I wouldn't sell her for

fifty million dollars. But I also wouldn't die just to make her live a few years. You're zero all the way. You're not going to kill her. You're not gonna make her live longer. I mean I would make her live longer. One for two Yeah, okay, well, Hi, this is Sammy.

Speaker 6

I would not.

Speaker 5

No, I would not give up years of my life for my I love my dog like Greg, love my daughter very much and would do anything for her, but not I mean take years off my own life.

Speaker 8

Really Okay, I don't have a pet right now, and I would if if if it's like, okay, you can only live to eighty and not ninety, and like, I don't want the bad ones at the end anyway.

Speaker 2

Who says they're going to be the end years? Who's why wouldn't be like fifty eight?

Speaker 1

You might do that.

Speaker 4

I'm an oh, hi support here, Hi boort, hands down. I would give up years off my life for them, And I would give up years right now to get some.

Speaker 1

Pets back if I could really.

Speaker 4

Okay, so me, I say that, but yeah, if you could get some guineas and some dogs about being right on my guests, But I'd give a decade up right now.

Speaker 1

Decade mnybe a week?

Speaker 7

All right?

Speaker 2

Eight seven seven forty four? What he texts us over to two to nine eighty seven? Would you give up years off your own life to extend the life of your pet? It is up two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1

This is non dude. I'm friggin starving. Yeah, so I'm doing a blood test today for the physical that I did.

Speaker 2

Yeah, And so they send you off to like one of those quest places and they gotta do you know the blood drop? Yeah, it's a fasting one, which when I used to go the before I switched the doctors. When I would go to the other one, they say, oh, just tell us if you haven't fasted. I guess they make the adjustments from there, right, won't That was way better? No, they did my cluster, Oh wow, but that was way better than Yes.

Speaker 1

This sucks. This schedule is the worst for fasting because Normally people would just sleep through the whole process, take up and go to the doctor exactly. But here you're awake for hours and hours.

Speaker 2

My alarm went off at one fifteen this morning, and I look at the clock now and I go, damn so much.

Speaker 1

It's like time to go close enough but not close enough. You have like a full extra day of fasting. But you're not a coffee drinker. But if you do fasting for a blood test, can you have coffee? Yeah? Black coffee? Oh I thought you couldn't. I guess it's heart is water and black coffee. Because I wonder if all my blood tests my entire life have been wrong because I always do coffee. You're always on the brink of a heart attack.

Speaker 2

Your heart rates kind of ele of it is thereah, although it's built a tolerance to wil cups of coffee though.

Speaker 1

Yeah, dude, my appoints at ten forty. And you're not a big eater. You're not an eater when you're here, But knowing you can't, that's the thing.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's like, uh, you know, if you've ever told like stay completely still, that's when all of a sudden you'll have itches. Yeah, Like yeah, like you can't because all of a sudden, you have that thing you just want to scratch on your face or your leg or something like that.

Speaker 1

When you're told you.

Speaker 2

Can't eat, starving, nothing know anything, You're like, all you can notice is how hungry you are. But if this is any other morning, would never even notice.

Speaker 1

Or if you're sick, you're lying around watching TV, just relaxing. It sucks because you can't go out right and when you can, you just want to be on your couch watching TV relax. You don't even get your SODI pop sometimes.

Speaker 2

Yeah, like when you when you want to be in a relationship, you know, everything's dry, I can't meet anybody, doesn't seem to find anybody. And then when you're in the relationship, all you do is dream about being single.

Speaker 1

You know all that?

Speaker 2

I guess.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we're talking about Greg's always jealous of people's hair.

Speaker 2

And then there was a conversation going on between Sammy and and Uh and Gina the other day, like nobody's happy with the hair they've got.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I want curly hair. Gina has I literally just straightened my hair? Yeah chemically, Yeah, nobody wants what a guy?

Speaker 6

Now?

Speaker 1

I know, I mean life in general. Fine, but hairt here you.

Speaker 2

Go five o four nurse here, fasting means nothing but water. That's exactly and that's exactly what I'm drinking.

Speaker 1

I'm drinking this. Well then all my blood tests. Yeah, I've been told wrong. The whole life in black coffee and water. And thanks to that bottled water taste test that samycause she said she could tell and shet it and she hated it. She hasted it. That's when I realized that I really do like this essential water. It is good. This I was it ioned ionized alkaline water. That is good. It does taste better, it does love

smart water. Yeah, like just drinking plain water soaks one of the things that tastes like carrots.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you're diet coke smells like socks, she says, although it's her favorite.

Speaker 1

Favorite beverage, despite the fact that the bottle smells like so incorrect.

Speaker 6

Do you have to that part of it?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Speaker 2

Eight seven sent us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, oh yeah, the Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 4

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