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Gina Grant is here. Good, there's a sea bass. Yeah, we've got Sammy Morgan's taking those calls at eight seven seven forty for Woody. It's eight seven seven forty for Woody. So dude, big news. Foot Locker, who has been struggling with sales and underperforming mall stores, has been sold wow for two point four billion dollars two first of all Dicks. Dicks Sporting Goods just bought foot Locker. Awesome. It's all a move so Dix can dominate the Nike sneaker market.
The name foot Locker is not going anywhere. Dix is gonna run foot Locker as its own thing, and the brands that foot Locker owns, which I didn't realize they own, Champs and Wssh, those will also be sticking around, except now they're going to answer to their overlords at Dix, So no major store closings are expected, just new ownership.
I don't blame foot Locker. I blame Nike. You know, like a lot of these brands are just not being innovative, and they're just like what's wrong with Nike?
Nike?
They're they're kind of scene as like the old man brand now dude track, Yeah, you know what? And it must be because I find I have bought more Nikes recently. Oh those are cool. I about about an There's there's one. There's one style that I really like. I bought like, I bought that same style like two or three different colors. They're called Cities. It's c and then then the number one t y cool. In fact, I'm wearing. Those are the ones I'm wearing right now.
Noise these joints.
Like those.
Big old tread something because they're city walkers.
Almost like cleats. Like, Oh, that's the other thing is that true. So people are wearing people are wearing sports cleats. Yeah, soccer cleats. They are.
For the sound like clack clack when you're walking in fashion.
Man, you can irrigate the lawn.
There's a singer.
There's a singer that I really like. Her names Rosalia, and she just posted on social media she was wearing cleats. It's a it's a thing that people are doing.
Wear those because they're comfortable. Yeah. But these the ones I just told you about those city those are very These are very cool. Yeah. Do you think I never used to buy shoes ever. I had I don't know, maybe three pair and then like one nicer pair. But now I've become kind of like a chick. I have a bunch, and a lot of them are Nikes, like Nikes and Adidas mostly that I own. I have a
couple of pairs I wore. The other ones, the all Birds, because every once in a while, those are really comfortable because they were like slippers. I have a couple of pairs of those. So now I have more shoes in our closet than my wife does. Now she's downside shoes. She's gotten way more into purses and of course anything that has Wicked on it, which she was just telling me yesterday. She goes, hey, you know later on this year there's another Wicked movie coming out, Like what possibly
could you need? Like what would be what would be the new stuff for the new Wicked movie because there's already face cream and everything.
Oh dude, there's all kinds of stuff which she bought.
Food, skincare, clothes. Yeah, well what it'll be different colors and stuff.
It's gonna be what it'll be your cub wifeli time? Can you imagine what if you were poor? What would you do?
She wouldn't buy that stuff?
What do you mean?
In fact, for a long time she would like talk to me and say, hey, so you know blah blah blah blah blah. But I didn't get that because I saw something, you know, ten dollars over here, and I go, dude, if you want something and you just get it, you know, because like I appreciate what she was doing, but you know, like just just go get it.
It's not going to break the bank right on something like that.
Well, because I mean, if somebody came up to me and just said, hey.
You know what, it's a difference of ten dollars.
Some thought, if you want something, I get it.
No. No, See, the difference is we're not talking about like Mario Gregg's partner was buying like six hundred dollars face creams, right, because we're not talking about that kind of stuff.
It's a necessity.
We're talking about the difference between ten dollars and say twenty five dollars.
Like I saw a target, but then I saw it.
But there's always that mentality if you find it for a little bit cheap or what a deal. If on something that you already don't need, you know, like towels or Wicked branded towels, but I don't need them, but they're on sale.
Okay, well they.
Just get it. You know.
I have the same mentality. I'm like, I say no to nothing. But the only thing I don't like is when you micro manage what I'm buying. Oh yeah, that's when I have issues.
Well didn't a couple of your orders get canceled?
Yeah, that happens to me.
I'm like, cancel, yeah, yeah, I cancel it or change it out for a different that's that's cheaper.
Because oh yeah, yeah he's talking about this.
He looked and his order was canceled.
My order canceled.
The order.
Yeah, anything recently menus you can think of.
Well, think one of the biggest things recently was I wanted this certain TV mount and uh, the TV mount was like, I think one hundred and twenty dollars.
It was.
It was a nice mount, right, and then she canceled my order and got like a forty dollars mount instead. But what happened was I was gonna get installations, which messed up my installation, which back the installation a couple of weeks.
Meanwhile, for all things equal on the mount, so because some of them will swing out or just in a certain way. So did it did it function the same way? It pretty much did, but it messed up.
It messed up the installation, which I wanted to get insulated. I want to get the installation done because we're having guests over in a certain window. Meanwhile, the day before, bought eight hundred dollars Beyonce tickets.
Yeah, okay, I do what. I can't get twenty dollars amounts. Well, maybe that's why she was gonna make a purchase like that, so she offset it clear.
That credit card totally messed up the whole installation.
Yeah, now, let's not be let's not be good, you know, hiding this. You did go to Beyonce as well. I didn't go to that concert, oh Jesus, Oh yeah I went to it. So she went to multiples?
Yeah, dud.
Boy, bad news for the cyber truck. Oh what is it?
It's too much?
Too much sex.
Tesla is Tesla's in them. There are over ten thousand of these stainless steel doorstops that are just sitting on lots collecting dust.
Yeah, the zero to sixty and two point six second doorstop.
And Tesla's goal was to sell two hundred and fifty thousand of these things this year, but they have barely moved six thousand, four hundred in the first quarter of the year. People just aren't biting even on the discounted sixty nine thousand dollars version. Now did they do sixty nine thousand on purpose?
It helps theeah?
They did, Yeah, for sure they did.
Well, it's because I know why, man, it's hey, there's gonna hate number one.
Also, they have steria and they're afraid to buy them.
Right right, Yeah, there is.
Yeah, this is the power of the media and like like mana say is overblowing, Like if I buy this, it is I'm not going to.
Get hate crimes or something.
Yeah.
The article mentions how between a bunch of recalls panels falling off and some models being visibly held together like a middle school science project. That I adjusted the wording there a little bit. There's also the issue with the nickname that's been catching on, which is Swasta Car, which
is that's the dig at elon Now. Okay, So I had mentioned earlier this week because Medice and I had been talking about this for months and months and months about how one of us was gonna end up being the first person to buy, at least on the show, the first person to buy the Starlink. Yeah, like a Starlink receiver.
I could see Menace doing that two years ago. Yeah, which I finally I bought them. I bought the Starlink Mini. Nice. I've been messing around. It's really cool, yeah, and it's super affordable.
The only reason is I just haven't found a like a big purpose to buy it yet. But what he definitely has a purpose to do it.
Well.
We I'm just saying we you know, we were talking about like with going on the Disney cruise for example, how are we going to upload these different things? For whatever reason, the audio or whatever wasn't going to work with the you know how that goes on on the cruise ship or a hotel sometimes spotty because so many people are using especially upload vacation videos, we wanted to make sure that we'd have access to turns out we can't bring it with us.
Yeah, I saw an article about that the other day.
The crew ships are are prohibiting people from carrying their own routers and things like.
Startling because they sell you on their stuff. It's a big money maker.
Has gotten way better on cruise ships because I've done like FaceTime and stuff like.
It has, but they don't. People don't want to pay the price for that. They'd rather bring like the starlink thing, which is it doesn't screw up the ship other than no through their money. But anyway, and then there was a couple other things like you know, to mess with it, just try to. I'm just curious about like the technology. If you ever looked at articles about this. Every once in a while they'll post like a basically what the globe looks like with how many starlink satellites are surrounding
It's like a mesh. Yeah, there's so many of them, to the point where when you just look at the graphic that's in the article, you think, like, how do they even get like a rocket through there to get to the space station because it looks like it's so tightly knit together. Now, in reality, I mean they're very.
It's like when you watch the flight map of all the planes.
Correct. Anyway, so back to the original point. I mentioned that, hey, menace, I finally got this Starlink thing, and we're talking about it, and of course it became a thing that I support.
Nazis of course, Oh you know, we're just talking about the Internet.
And again, but before what January again, or we'll go back ten years everywhere like.
Oh my god, Tesla's saving the world.
Oh my god, they're the boring company, Neuralink, Starlink, Oh my god, he's you know, this is the future of humanity.
And then you know, the wrong political opinion.
Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sorry about your you know political stuff. I mentioned, h I go to Chick fil A, despite the fact that you know they're anti gay or whatever. I separate my politics from my chicken my music for my politics. I separate my uh my technology buys, I guess from politics. It has one has nothing to do with the other.
Friend I said a year and a half ago, two years ago, Elon, it's a bad move get into politics.
He's trying to like save money.
And in the.
Long run, Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX all tho, they're all going to be perfectly fine because of the work that they're doing. Because of the things that they're doing.
I showed you that ROAs video in the office.
Yeah, Gina saw it as well.
It's insane, it's raceful.
Yeah. In response to all this, productions already being scaled back on the cyber truck workers are being reassigned. So what was you know, once hyped as the next generation electric revolution? Still is? They say?
Now looks like a big, very ugly failure.
According to somebody with a biased opinion. Yeah, mine still works great, runs well, looks awesome.
But the still might run well.
And I'm not saying there aren't people out there who think it looks it looks that they looks cool or okay, but how many people have you ever met that say, you know what, that's a really cool looking Carrgan.
Literally all the time, literally in this office, Like, yeah, again, that's what Menace is kind of talking about.
Is the internet.
Isn't we talk about this too? The Internet is not reality. I get more, like I said, ninety six percent positive compliments, people like, wow, that looks cool, that's interesting. Oh can I take a look inside. I've gotten flipped off that has happened.
Not saying that doesn't enjoy that, yeah, but yeah, it does feed me.
It is also Tesla is just gonna drop some deals and they're gonna sell all these things easily. That's what they did with but.
Then have a really cool price like sixty nine.
Well they will, you know, not to knock Tessa, but it will probably go back to the price that they were originally going to sell them. It was like thirty yeah, oh damn yeah yeah, and then by the time they came out, the price was like way too high.
So a lot of people cancel their orders.
Uh nine four nine. Except your money doesn't separate itself from politics. What he I'm gonna break this down. I'm just sure this is the easiest way for me to break it down for you. I don't care, like if it's something that I want or that I need, and I determined that this is the product or whatever that I'm gonna buy. That's what I'm gonna get.
And whatever that. That's just how it.
Is, honest about it. Yeah, I don't. I just don't care. I guess I care about plenty of things. I care about real Nazis or that real Nazi attitude. I care about a lot of like real racism. I do care about real racism, not what you interpret to be racist because somebody told it. When somebody made a joke of some kind that was clearly interpret meant to be a joke, the intent was joke. Like, that's not real racism. That's not real Nazi. Buying Starlink's not real Nazism.
I think there might be a difference between buying starlink and buying a swastika shirt on Kanye's.
Yeah, that's a little more like yeah again, it goes both ways again, Ben and Jerry's any any entertainment product you consume practically is the other side. And if you're going to make yourself crazy, you're never gonna do anything correct.
I would there would never be a band that I like, or I couldn't watch a movie because inevitably there's gonna be some actress in there. There actor that I don't agree with.
This still makes great movies. I don't care for scientology. Yeah, and life is so much easier when you just don't let that stuff pollute every little thing.
That you do. See here, feel, taste.
Well, yeah, like it, be informed, but don't make yourself crazy.
Obssive again, because it's every conversation crazy, the hysteria.
Yes, that said, the starlink is pretty dope, so you know, if you're in that kind of thing.
Oh, they've been testing it on planes too. It's getting like a hundred megabits.
Oh yeah, it's it's really cool because play Wi Fi is maybe like the text message essentially, but it's it's next level.
I mean there's like you know, Jet sweet x js X they've had starlink on they've been having it on their plane. It's and it's great. But even for general aviation stuff like those planes that I'm flying now, people are installing them in their planes and it's really cool and it works perfectly. It just mounts into the back window like the rear facing window of the plane and it's super easy. So even in flight so your passengers or whoever can just be streaming whatever they want.
About the size of a shoe, bo.
It's about it's about the size of like a it looks like a like an eight and a half by eleven notebook. That's the mini one, which is what Those are the ones that people are installing in r v's and planes.
And I like to throw out if you're anti starlink and you happen to be on a flight, just don't use the internet.
Right, great, yeah, rod down, sure you'll do that.
Yeah, eight Wooding, hold on, you can send us a text over to two two nine eight seven. Will be right back. Now back to the Woody Show. All right, some of the after hours voicemails that you guys have been leaving eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Let's see. Oh this one is for Greg. Uh oh something happened with her?
Hey, witty show. I love you guys so much. I have a story that I thought Greg might like. So the other day I was getting out of the shower and I'd get two childs. So once for my hair. It's like smaller, it's more observant. So I wrapped that around my head first, and then I grabbed my bass towel and I draw off my body.
You know, wrap that around, wrap some motion that's nearby, put it on my arms, legs, all that stuff. And then I go and I step in front of the vanity that's gotten mirror, and I see that there's like something honky on my hair towel. So I stepped closer to the mirror. And it takes me about.
Zero point four seconds to realize that it's a cockroach on my head, on my hairtels. And the scream I scrum just reminded me of like when Greg thinks about her, here's about her seeds bugs and Daniere dislocated in my shoulders working the towel off my head, and that son
of a bitch went scurrying. But every time I think about it now, I'm just like, first of all, how did he hang on and a towel like through the wrap, And then and he was just sitting there just right above my head while I was drying off and motioning, And it makes me want a puke, But it made me think of Greg, and I just thought that you guys would think that was funny. Anyway, he loves fighting Miley.
You know she has to shave her head now, I know she has to move too, cut her head off.
You have to move, set the place on fire.
You need new towels the beginning.
Have you been trapped at the house recently? Greg medication. I had spiders and other spiders, but less lesser things to keep you in the house.
There was a there was a praying man's is at one point that Greg saw as he was walking to the front door, and then didn't use the front door for how many days?
At least a week. I would go through the garage. I was held hostage recently by what I call a locust. I think it's some sort of grasshopper or cricket thing. They're known to kill people.
I don't know.
Is long, Yeah, they'll stab my god.
So the only thing I had at my disposal was weed killer, and it's been one of those like massive buckety things with the squirt thing. So I squirted it from a distance. Didn't do anything that So then I used the pool net and I extended it so it was like twenty feet long, and just shoved it into the pool and then scooped it up.
I love.
When Greg tells a story sometimes and he starts because he can't describe it, doesn't know what things are. The buckety thing, I'll say, the uh, the gray like internety thing. Okay, like that's just the way he did. Yeah, but you know, like it has a handle. It's such a giant it's the buckety jug.
Yeah, you know what you mean?
Wead killer, Yeah, yeah, and I and I did feel guilty about that one well because it was just doing a bug thing outside and but it was impeding my progress from leaving my.
Home after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty four. What this guy's upset with somebody on the show?
Hey, what you?
I ain't drunk yet, but I just was listening on Friday podcast.
You're doing the almond station for old Bolling there.
But is such a bitch.
He can't even see that you brought in a freaking less station. Oh he gotta worried about Oh.
Ventilation, ventilation?
What are we gonna do about that?
He's such a pussy.
Love you guys.
You can eat bass, but jumping you enjoy the SMaL station.
I'm not worried about it, because I'm wried. I'm gonna get soccol kid.
I'm worried about it just because that's basic like kitchen etiquette, like to have ventilation for something that's burning it.
Well, we did open the door, right, I think you know what. It worked out finding me at it work. It did smell so good and it was very nice. Yeah, man, was that good? And we're gonna we're gonna have him back. Chef Solomon's gonna be coming back.
They have vents in kitchens for a reason.
But we have a we have a standing monthly visit and he's going to make different things in might Beyama station. It could be like you said, French toaster, could be crape, yeah, or different things. After hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, this was the follow up. We had the question that Greg brought up about pap smears. What the hell are they trying to ask the ladies on the show Ladies and talk about how that's not even the most uncomfortable
thing that women go through. It's the the i U d's. The i U d's are the most uncomfortable thing. This woman calling me after hours voicemail.
Hey body show a long time listener. I was listening to the recent podcast about the tap smear and iu D birth control. Well, I actually had the iu D after I gave birth to my son, and about after five years were supposed to get a replace. Went to try to get a replace. They could not find it, had to make another appointment. They went up up in there, diggs around for it and when they found it, it came out sideways. They found it sideways, and it was
not the best experience. And if it's sometimes tough to be a woman, So yeah, it sucked.
So Mila bout those Yeah, under circumstances, don't do it.
But I guess if you're forgetful, yeah, and you can't remember to take the pill.
Get it in.
There's other things you can do, like get put in your arm and other there's other options.
It seems like going deep inside there is not the most convenient option.
After hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. This one some feedback on a couple of people on the show.
So this is Emily, long time listener, and I'm listening to the podcast from Friday, February seventh, just listening to how Bort gives his quote unquote feedback and how disrespectful he is just trying to give the feedback.
And it brought me to a conclusion and insight that I thought you guys might like, which is that Port hates Sea Bass so much because Sea Bass is the only match for Boort's giant ego and Bort is so much more annoying than Seedbass, and it makes me want to like Seedbus or which is annoying, just to be anti Bord.
So yeah, that's my thought.
Okay, that all right. It's weird because he's got that he's got that uh that burner phone that.
He's texting me. Now, he just got like some kind.
Of voice to these conspiracies, you guys, let's stick to the message of So her thought is that the reason that Board hates Sea Bass so much because they are both ego man ego is.
For that either he's a he's a loser and annoying. She got that right, But the even maniac thin bite me too. Yeah, and he's great a comebacks to.
No, I would never in a million years describe Bort as an ego mania.
Yeah, this woman's dead wrong.
He can he might end up being like a like a mask shooter or something.
Yeah, but he'll push I don't like guns.
No, but I'm okay. I mask he'll be he'll he'll be the person behind a mass casualty when when when the when the radio station burns down.
I would call it vengeance for everybody that's ever worked here and has had to deal with Sea Bass.
Yeah.
Er, but you're told, but you're if I'm saying, but you're your anger at your hostility isn't just I mean, we hear about it when it comes to Sea Bass a lot, but you do have some other like hostilities. There are some times where I'm like, man, he is the nicest, sweetest guy, right, but man, when he's on a tear, you are you are somewhat scared. You're like, man, he's gonna you know, because you know what it is. You're either gonna have a heart attack or you're gonna pop. Yeah.
Well, I mean, my patients level is at a zero for almost everything these days, especially considering my life. Living situation of the last two years was abysmal, terrible, the worst, yes, but still you have two years PTSD problems that you have to get through, and when you deal with that in a living situation. You come here and you deal with the egomaniac like Sea Bass, who is so confident in everything that he does when he's obviously wrong.
I don't know when that happens.
You know, I've said it.
That balcony is right there, man. Yeah, on hr, that's the threat of violance.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's for entertainment purposes, right, didn't you say that.
That we're gonna what is your base jumping?
Yeah, it's called the night Challenge?
Oh yeah, what was your what was your idea? We talked about it. We never got around the spring sling. Yeah, Sammy had an idea one of our brainstormy meetings in the in the office.
To throw stuff off that balcony and see if it bounce.
Just because Greg and I for years have always thrown stuff off the balcony.
Yes, I want to make a whole TV network called Off and throw stuff off buildings in slow motion.
And simply suggesting that we start with Sea Bass. Am I hearing that right? Yes?
And and even better, let's use Sea Bess of cyber Truck as the base because it's obviously one of the most amazing vehicles ever created. Exactly, let's see sea basket bounce off the cyber truck was In other words, would the cyber truck survive sea bass falling on.
It from a distance of the four or five four or five stories?
Yeah, yeah, we bounce right off. Indestructible.
I guess that exactly. I mean that's the experiment.
I guess right.
Well, yeah we could.
We could throw lots of things onto the cyber truck. And then I mean, it just replaced with the board in my studio.
How do we throw that on it? Y see?
If it bound?
The cyber truck saves lives in Las Vegas. Let's not forget that.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. So during the show, that's the number you call to be on the show or a contest or a topic or whatever it is. And then anytime after ten am, that's the number you call for the after hours voicemail. Same number, eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Because you think you have it all figured out, next thing you know, you live another twenty years Woody show right back. The original plan was to open up phones for open phones today, but I
don't even remember what we all we were getting. We got deep into cyber truck talk. That's what it was. I'm like, what threw us off schedule so much that we were so late this hour? It always happens, so good, that's fun. Yeah.
Uh.
And then the after hours voicemails, which of course anytime this weekend, if there's something you want to tell us about, you not to wait. That's my new thing, man, I leave myself voice messages and text messages now yeah, yeah.
All right, stuff but singers and stuff would do back in the day.
Yeah, they like I get a lyric or an idea for a song. Yeah, So if you have something like that, you can always leave it for It's on the after hours voicemail, same number that you call it during the show, eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Or on social media Funnest follow us, leave us, have some comments and stuff there. You can find us there at the Woody Show.
Uh.
Here's another one. This is a relatively new listener who has an idea of something he'd like to hear on the show going forward.
Hey, it's different from Josh Wa Texas. So I constantly listen to y'all while I'm at work. I delivered for Amazon and I love y'all. Y'all are all amazing from Woody tow c Bass, which is everybody's bottom list, but I love you.
He's hilarious.
But anyways, I was calling to say that on the Crossroads, how there's someone who always puts reply requested, y'all never posts a reply? Can y'all not reply to that?
Or what's up?
I would love to hear y'all's replies, especially Greg's reply, So get back to us on that. Come on, guys, love y'all me love.
So here's my question.
You understanding? Yeah, isn't the addressing it on the air. Yes, I don't get it. I mean that's a very that's a very it's peak reply.
Yeah, it's a very wide reply I'm putting out to everybody.
And Greg does personally reply sometimes, you know, like on the Greg's amateur reply.
Or if there's one specific. Sometimes you know that there's one specific. And I know I've given one of them to Menace over and hey, menaces new things, as we learned this week, because he doesn't even get on people's house anymore, as far as like send them a picture of their house. He'll just go on their LinkedIn. Yeah, contact.
Can I tell you about another thing I'm doing quickly, a quick email hack that I've been doing in the office, because there'll be like some information I need to distribute to a ton of people at the same time, and you know, everybody loves the reply all everything, like all the information gets buried. So within the information, I go and just remember anybody that does reply all is a nerd dude, and if they have a question, they just hit me up directly.
There should be something when you draft an email and it's going out to a mailing list of some kind, unless there's something specifically that would you know, whatever reply they would have would apply to everybody. You should be able to disable reply all, so if someone goes to reply all, it won't work.
That's what I do a lot with BCC, a blind carbon copy and so that they can't they don't see who else it goes to. So that's that's one version.
But if they did, but they can still hit reply all.
No, no, they can on a blind eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us the Woody Show. I like that.
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