HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS The Woody Show June 6th 2025

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Now, dude, crazy watching like how much people are freaking out. The Nintendo switch To is officially out. It's chaos out there trying to get one. Best buying game. Stop they're only selling them in store right now. That means, you know, unless she felt like getting up like dark and early and standing in line next to an adult in a Pikachu hoodie, you're you're probably out of luck. However, however, all next week the Woody Shows, give me a chance to win one.

I'll hag hi because look right here, I got my.

Hands boom boom, it's it's it's on its way to me right now. This is this is one I'm trying to get. We will have up to five and I'm thinking, uh, switch or switch for the contest where it will either be like a spin on the wheel for like a like a gift like a cash card, or it's the mystery box and there could be a switch in there, or no switch.

We hit menace with a switch. Yeah yeah, switch or switch.

Get your chance to win the Nintendo switch to each day next week.

I love that here on the Woody Show. That's a big deal. I hadn't really thought it out too much.

Tell you, it can completely change by Monday, and it could be just one of those.

Collar ten ones. I don't know, but yeah, let's get crazy. I can tell you how much I paid for this too. It was five three dollars. This one comes with the game then too.

No, no, no, no, these are all second I got it actually on you know how stock x sells shoes and things like that.

It's the stock x site. They sell other things.

But I did it buy it now just so we would cure one to have one, so we can so we can, you know, give it away.

So I just did.

I did this for the first one because then they said today apparently, like if you don't want to leave the house, apparently this morning is your best chance to find one online.

Cool.

And then I don't know how any of that works because I'm I'm not like any kind of big gamer guy.

Yeah, I don't know how it works.

Now, I mean, do they they sell They still sell physical games, right, like you can go buy a physical copy of a game.

Still stop still there.

I was wondering because I didn't know a.

Lot of the times that my son for the PlayStation, he buys it from the store that's online through the console.

Yeah, just downloads it to the console. But I think they have them at like Target and stuff too, because I'm always being for those Yeah kid.

Yeah, I mean I see the section, but I always thought that was like maybe extra controllers or the consoles themselves.

Sammy does bring up a good question. Does the new version have physical game? I have excuse me, I I I have no idea.

So, but short of winning one here in the Woodies Show, your best BET's probably gonna be you know, the old school thing like physically walking into a store and having to make eye contact with with another human.

Being, like driving to a store. Right, why is life so hard?

Switch to is all right?

I was able to get one Wednesday night, an hour after best Buy was open.

Sweet. Yeah, physical locations.

You know, like not online stuff right now, but that apparently today is the day where you might be able to start finding him online. I don't know, yeah, sweet, but either way, I know we will have switches to give away next week.

Switch to to.

Give away here on the on the Woodi Show.

I'm traumatized by the Nintendo giveaways. I mean the Nintendo console because you know how we always have those nightmares that there's gonna be an event where no one shows up. Well, I was hired to do like a midnight release at a Best Buy for the Game Boy three D and it was like, Oh, everyone's gonna be out there, like all these lines for like this switch or whatever. They brought out a bus with all these dancers from Nintendo. Dancers, dancers,

But dancers, dancers, How we need dancers?

Yeah, dancers for our switch or switch giveaway.

That's true.

Way your chance to win starting Monday here on The Woody Show Show.

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Album, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct correct War up here on Friday morning. Yeah, trying to get through this morning and in the weekend as quickly as we can.

June sixth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here.

I'm whatding that's Greg Gory Menace is here. But my final touches on his late night monologue weekend review.

We'll have that here for you. Momentarily, I know, I think, Wow, just when you thought I couldn't get any better.

So that Gina grad Good morning, there's sea baths, we got Sammy.

The birthday girl, Morgan is here.

Birthday they got thirty one. Only nine more years until you're forty?

Would you say that?

Greg? Like nine more.

Years until you're forty?

I told her this morning to enjoy her youth. That sounds amazing.

I walked in.

I said, oh, you're so old and washed, and she's like, oh, I thought you were.

Gonna say why, Yeah, when are you gonna when you get to crack into these cakes?

Yeah? Everybody's waiting.

Are you guys really waiting for me?

Yes?

Oh?

Okay, Well the birthday person has the first. Well I thought maybe Vaughn could, but I mean high enough.

Yeah, I'll come in.

Okay, Well, happy birthday. There's a there's Morgan.

Phones are open eight seven, seven forty four woody Friday check ins. You can send those to us on the text over to two to nine seven, Boys and Girls said his time for this late night monologue week in Yeah, people ages.

Minute, everybody, what's going on? Well?

And news?

Nobody saw coming Donald Trump and Elon Musk are fighting online. Next, you're gonna tell me water is wet and great Glory isn't a ravenous whore?

That's up next for Craig. Yes, predictable, you feel me?

I mean it's accurate and more exciting news.

Winter Stitchel is adding locations to Walmart around the country. It's like, how can we make shoppers hotter? I don't know, from baby.

Five chili dogs for five dollars? You know what I'm saying?

Alright, Aaron Rodgers will be the new quarterback for the Steelers.

Yeah, that's a joke. Hilarious, it's a terrible nightmare.

Yeah, the new Nintendo switches out and people are lining up like crazy, and one buyer said, Mario, you're making me Luigi making Speaking of Mario and Luigi, it's like who's cleaning whose pipes?

First? You feel me?

Loving Sammy?

You know I love get a.

Room look at Yeah, before you go on, I was gonna make sure can you check your supply?

Make sure that Sammy didn't.

Dunk into it.

Yeah, she may have gotten a little contact.

You know what.

I did walk into the office earlier for a little bit.

So yeah, all right, well, doctors are putting out another warning again, ladies, if you're taking diet drugs and the pill, the pill might be less effective, So don't end up being a fat whore like Greg Gory.

You know, I know what you're saying.

So ravenous, so ravenus.

The US ANALYSI travel band on twelve countries, which affects me because my outback steakhouse reservation just got canceled in the Congo.

I don't know.

Did you see, by the way, Greg, Laos is one of the countries.

Every time I hear Laos, I think a Greg Gory.

I think it's the most random, funny sounding country planet. And people who are from Laos, they're Laoti the Laosia.

What do they even do that?

Where are you from? I'm from Blaos.

The longest things are just cracked cracked, Greg.

Up from Laos. I don't know. Why.

Can you check your stash to make sure that Greg Gordon' tap into.

Laus doesn't get enough shine? You know, nobody talks about Laos. I've got it. It's Laos having metal. We've got to looking for a.

Right I saw a headline on USA today dot Com saying Amazon reveals best books of the year, and you might as well just have a headline that says get aids fast.

Ain't nobody could.

Have gone that.

Another better do better? All right?

Speaking of visual aids, the new Wicked trailer is out and let's just face this, Society is over, so please just bring the super volcano already, because because if I have to go through another run of Wicked, I need to find a time machine to go back to COVID. It's like, where's the bad at I want to have sex with it. It is like that I'll sixty nine it right now, you know, Okay, if I can't do this Wicked.

Thing already, I figured it out.

Yeah, Menace has his He works very hard on this.

You can tell he puts a lot of time into this, right.

Yeah.

The problem is the reading.

Right, So when he's it's written if you just read it, but when Menace is delivering it, there's things that are supposed to go together that have a pause between.

Right.

I finally figured it out because sometimes like especially a long pause, the long long Yeah, that's just the reading.

I see.

I was kidding. All right, Well, it's like bring on the super Bowl.

Yeah, I just can't wrap it up now.

So anyways, we're having a great show for you.

Step joke.

There's a couple steps on. So anyways, we have a great show for you. O. J. Simpson's son is here and uh and Madonna have a great show.

I had to take out a couple of lines because it kept on start going down. So let's we can, we can.

I want to hear the You work so hard on the jokes.

I want to hear the joke.

It wasn't funny to begin with.

Let me hear the it was funny.

There are some singers.

Give us one of them. You don't do all of them. Just give us one. No, it's not funny when he set it up like that.

Just try it. Is there anything about Laos?

It's one of those countries to get screwed because they're fully landlocked, like Vietnam, like takes the whole coastline.

We did look up houses in Laos one time. Affordable and quite affordable. We might be moving and we might go there.

Shout out to Laus, shout it out.

I want to hear one of these jokes. Yeah cool.

Let me see Sidney Sweeney is selling soap with their bath See it goes with the other joke that got so this joke comes out of what it comes out of the bat having I forgot it.

Got it now that bad is selling burgers at Walmart?

Got it?

All right?

Yeah those are pretty.

Much cute, okay.

And then Sidney Sweeney.

Sidney Sweeney was the setup that she's selling her bathwater bath water soap.

Got all right.

It's all good, yeah almost.

I'm always used in the behind the scenes stuff. Greg. I like the underthing of me being a horror though. That was good. Yeah, this show all right?

So I got a brand new redneck news coming up for you now, Greg, I did think about you yesterday. I've been trying for years to get Greg to be less nervous, more comfortable about flying, right.

So far it's a losing battle.

Yeah, No, there's been a couple of flights he has, he has overall, he's gotten better a little bit. We have come a long way since the day where he was on the plane and they relocated his seat to the back mid flight, where the flight attendant came up.

Said sir, we're gonna have to relocate you to a different seat.

You're making the other patches rather nervous because he was he was white knuckling it, digging his claws into the arm restaurant.

For god, yeah, for god, it was freaking everybody.

And I totally thought she was approaching me to say is there anything I can get in the bathroom? Yeah, and they put me right by the mouth.

And I'm just gonna share this that I'll move on.

But so, doing one of my flight lessons yesterday, we did something that even I was like, wow, this is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's why I bring it up because I'm I'm not a phased by and that didn't even bother you. I'm not phased by any anything. Really,

Instead of going way beyond the airport doing a huge U turn coming back.

You just know, real quick, flip a bitch, do you turn?

You do like a pretty tight turn, and now you're pretty close to the runway, but you're way high from where you should be altitude wise. You do something called a slip landing, which we were practicing yesterday, where you basically just lose a ton of altitude and a very short amount of time while maintaining your air.

Speed and you're not diving.

So what you would do in this particular case is you put full rudder left or right, depending on which way the winds coming from. You know, you're always landing into the wind, so the wind's coming from the left, right, you would just jam down on the right rudder and then use your control, your flight control, you know, to then turn into the wind. So the but the plane just starts dropping like a rock. And I'm basically standing on the right rudder because you have to put full

If Greg is ever with you, you are not available for this kind of a probe.

Would they ever ask that?

Because you can do it, because there's a lot of traffic and it's it's not a it's not an unusual maneuver.

I would just say, no, I'm gonna fly another fifty miles's turn around. It's not and it's not an unusual maneuver. You know you can do it.

But I'm just thinking, man, Greg would die.

I would die. I would That would be with the day I had the stroke.

The first few times I did it, and it was weird. It was a very strange feelings view. Wow, you sure this is safe kind of thing?

Does the instructor have like controls if you freak out or with it? Okay?

Yeah, but I'm not freaking out because I trust them in controls yeah, and then you get my controls, your controls.

I learned that from watching the rehearsal. Yeah, yeah, but it was. It was cool. Wow, and you're here to tell the tale.

Yeah it was.

But I thought I thought about Greg.

With our recent flights, what I still can't break the habit of when I get take my seat, I stare out the window and see the guys loading the bags in, and I think to they don't have to get on a plane right now.

So jealous of that.

Lucky the person working at the restaurant in the airport, she doesn't have to get on a plane right now. She's so lucky.

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News for you, The Woody Show. It the mouth Matthew don't every day and is caping score in a game of darts.

That's redneck news.

And today's Redneck News is from Arcadia, Florida.

Were the cops.

They're on the lookout for a woman who was wanted for theft, and I do have a clip here. This is a little bit of the report from the local news.

The DeSoto County Sheriff's office is on the hunt for a woman suspected of stealing an adult tricycle, and her distinctive fashion choice is raising eyebrows. The suspect was captured on a doorbell camera wearing a higher print onesie. Authorities quickly identified the suspect as Emily Hesters. However, efforts to locate her have and challenging. The sheriff's office reported that her former residence has indicated she is no longer welcome. Meanwhile,

They call the number anyway, So and people did, they responded.

The County Sheriff's office arrested Emily charged her with grand theft involving property value between seven hundred and fifty and five thousand dollars. However, the tricycle remains missing. Oh no, now, adult tricycle.

I have not looked it up. What is that is it? I mean what I've seen the recumbent bicycles that old gross guys. Yeah, it's literally a tricycle.

Tricycles like if you if you're ever in a big, big factory or warehouse, they may have a trike that they used to take tools.

The other a right ai yeah, wheel yeah, basket, Yeah it look you know what it looks like. It looks like one of those beach cruisers like you see, Yeah, except with instead of having the one wheel on the back, has got the two.

Okay, I have seen these.

It would so not be embarrassing to ride that. It also looks it's just for old people.

Really. Yeah, it's kind of the same, like the same general structures, like a petticab, like a whether they call those things.

Yeah, petticab is that what it is?

All right? Anyway, there's a from Arcadia, Florida.

That's Emily Hesters who was on the run after stealing an adult tricycle from someone's house, dressed in a tiger print onesie. Yeah, and that is today's raid Nick. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. I get some more winning show coming on for you.

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The Woody Show, The Woody Show. Here's something else I saw I thought about, Greg.

Oh, no, so this happened?

Uh Meclesburg County, their commission. This is North Carolina. Their commission met on Tuesday this week, and as a protest, somebody let a bunch of bugs loose in the room.

That's not a protest, that's terrorism.

The person was quickly removed from the building.

Right.

No one died, No one died, no one was hurt.

The meeting continued after the situation was handled.

They didn't say what kind of bugs they were, or why the person did it, but or if any even charges will be filed, because they say it's not clear if it's illegal to release bugs during a meeting.

What why would that be specifically written anywhere?

I mean, you could always tack on stupid like disturbing the peace.

Generic like that. Yeah. Yeah, But also I would assume that there's some kind of vandalism.

Exactly is in damage you could charge You could charge them for the exterminator, right right, you could charge them for that.

For the charges emotional distress, right damage, mental anguish holes.

Yeah, I found myself thinking about Greg a lot.

That's which When was the last time we had a living animal in this studio. It's been over a year since the chickens and the cockroach butterflies.

We could bring a dog in.

Policy, Greg talking about the science for science, it's entertainment like a science. Our dog's cute.

Them right? Yea? Does it release serotonin or whatever? Down? Every day?

A judge in Quebec ruled that giving someone the middle finger is a person's right to express themselves. You see these cases every once in a while, freedom of speech. This guy ended up getting arrested he flipped the bird at his neighbor during an argument a few years ago. The judge emphasized that people can express their feelings to say without facing any kind of legal trouble, calling a god given rights, good to know, god given right to flip somebody else?

What is the rule there?

Though?

When it comes to police officers, we can't threaten them. You can't threaten them.

Can't say hey, I'm gonna come hurt you.

Can you is because I.

Feel like they find if you flip one off, do you do you get arrested because you mother f them and flip them off. Or are they just taking that and saying, oh, okay, well i'm gonna find something. I'm gonna find something else.

It's a good reason for you to sit on the side of the road for an extra twenty minutes.

Yeah, for no reason, right, not by the way, not that I would ever do it. I would never even Yeah, Greg's got plenty of But they have these people called First Amendment auditors, and they will purposely go out flip off cops.

Yell at cops.

Those people are douchebags. People get pulled over. Yeah, you were talking about those people recently, right, Well.

Compare me as a cart nark to them, and I say, no, no, no, we do. We do separate things.

Even though they are both they they sometimes have the similar result of people flipping out and being angry. But yeah, the First Amendment auditors will go into let's say whatever, the DMV, any of the post office, sheriff's office, where you and then they go to the places that you're allowed to be right, you're allowed to video things.

They're looking for confrontation, and they're they're.

Looking for that one idiot who's just like neah, yeah, flips out.

Yeah, because I've seen things where hey, man, if you don't and then you flip all right, well putrys mind your back right right.

I mean, I guess it would be disorderly conduct if you were doing I mean, there's gonna get your First Amendment.

Every once in a while, there are those cases that come up or somebody did flip off a cop or something, and then it ends up going before just for that part, the flipping off part.

Right, you could say, well, he was behaving in an aggressive manner, which gave me a reasonable suspicion to stop and detain him, to ask further questions.

And that's the First Amendment auditor's favorite question. Am I being detaineded?

And cops have gotten better at that because when a couple years ago, when they first copts were like, now that's yes you are. I'm doing an investigation, and when I'm finished with my investigation, you'll be free to leave it out until.

Then investigating what do you have probable costs this d what crime?

Well, yeah, you're behaving in an erratic manner, said, you're behaving an erratic manner, sir, And I just want to make sure number one, that you're physically and mentally okay. Number two, you're not a dangered to anybody else.

I didn't ask for your help, sir, that's.

That's not the point. I'm here to observe it.

And protect I've right to be here. I'm on public property.

I'm saying you don't, sir, But i just want to make sure that you're okay. It would be a good cope because you hear these cops and their mother ef and do this and mother f do that from the cops. I'm like, cop Belix.

I mean, you do have cop face.

You played a cop in the blind Side. I look like Rando Coppo Nark undercover dude, kids.

Being Remember that movie The blind Side about Michael r. Yeah, anyway, Sea bass is in that movie. He's a cop.

So she she shows up, there's some there's a car accident seeing that she shows up to and she's running to get to the accident, and she shoves me and pushes me out of the way. I'm like, man, I am though it's not my voice.

You don't hear. They had me mimet and then they put somebody else and then they hit someone else.

Hey check, they wanted somebody more manly. Authoritat authorita. I was an extra.

They didn't want to pay me.

Right.

Speaking of people being pissed, this eighty one year old woman in Florida arrested last week after she pepper sprayed two young girls, a three year old and a six year old because she didn't like how they were playing with bubbles.

Jesus appropriate response.

The cops showed up, the arrested the old bitch on battery charges. And we had that other story about that Unis chick bagpipe. Yeah, with the woman confronting the guy who was playing bagpipes and then she assaulted. She was another old one. There has to be assaulted the wife. There has to be a way. I want to I want to do something for Unis because I support what she's trying to do.

You want to do something for Hunis, Yeah, because the bagpipe? Right, I hate bagpipes. They sucks, specially in public at a park. For you, no one wants to hear that. But there needs to be a way to disturb people who are being disturbances without.

You, I had no right to play here in this public park. And she said, I'm going to call my husband. He's a federal judge, and he's going to make you stop. She basically swiped at my wife's face.

Yeah, and then she fell and she got herself a black eye. She got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah, eight.

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