HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS The Woody Show June 3rd 2025

The Woody Show, still trying to give away this seven night Disney Alaska cruise.

No one want to give it away. Just everybody was signing up to win. Over the last couple of weeks, we had a daily qualifying winner where it was, you know, a three hundred dollars Disney gift card. All right, and then they're qualified for the grand prize drawing, which is this morning, which we've been talking about. We're back, you know, and on the air Tuesday morning. Yeah, so here, today's today.

Nine guy back, Hello guy, Yeah, come mom, come on baby.

Probably do it like heart surgery or something. Yeah, something very important. These people knew they had, Oh they did, yeah because I saw.

Yeah yeah, mm hmm.

We're gonna move on to the next person.

No, unless my alright, unless my phone was on silent, the ringer could work. It's so loud.

Yeah, all right, I'm gonna do uh the next person you guys ready, okay, all right, all right, feel free to talk about anything while using the mouse you have.

I have that old timey ring on my phone.

Oh I love that, but I need to get a ringtone of some sort now it's too jarring.

Mm hmm. I always have my phone on do not disturb. But if I knew.

Even vibrate wakes you.

Yeah, oh, I really don't want to.

I guess we shouldn't do these anymore. No, you know we do. How about we just don't do them on the air? Yeah, Like, how about we just tell the promotions.

Apartment sorry the person you were trying.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Hey, let them know. Sorry, Yeah, let let them know. Yeah, I'm gonna leave them later, goodbye, goodbye. A chance to leave a message? The mailbox full? Yeah, I don't trust people who have their mailbox.

Full like that. Yeah, like how popular are?

You're not that popular or lazy.

That just means you have too many creditors after you.

Oh yeah, it's frustrating when it happens with a friend though.

Yeah.

Yeah, your mail.

Walks is full six to six. I don't think it was ever established. You guys are gonna call us?

Oh really, we only I think we said it seventy four times a day.

Yeah, and it does say that you will be contacted. Yeah, blah blah blah blah. Yeah, there's a big, like two pages worth of crap here.

Yeah, it was clear.

No one, no one's feeling bad for you.

Let's try this one one more time.

Yep, i'ma try this one one more time.

Cruise again?

Yea?

Do we keep it? If no one.

Answered, I guess we get to go. Let's leave tonight. All right, here we go.

I feel so hopeless.

Guys, like my Alaska hat.

Is obsessed with cam Ca.

All right, I phone, it's supposed to be foldable. Next, like, are you interested in having a flotable phone like that?

Sorry? The person slide, I'm taking it just it just slides right into my pocket now. Oh yeah, by the way, for reasons I'm not going to get into right now. So I took away my son's phone, canceled his like his number is gone. We wiped the entire phone, so every picture, everything, every factory reset bottom. I bought something called a gab phone, which I'm calling mommy daddy phone. It's actually an Android.

So it's a basically.

But it has no connection to the internet. You can, like I have to program the contacts into the phone like he is on Mega lockdown. He got he got caught you eating on his biology final using his phone. So guess who lost it while we were gone? Yeah? But why always when we're out of town you do the stupidest stuff. So social media account gone, no social media at all, just wiped. No, it's not wipe that he just can't access.

Okay, did you back up the pictures anyway? No pictures? I mean, I don't know what.

He has, Like I care, like I care about his pictures. Yeah, I care about a fifteen year old's.

Pictures, friends, memories.

Yeah.

Guess what you maybe shouldn't have cheated on your final? He got zero and he failed the class. Dumbasm.

Is that summer school or let's hope.

So, yeah, we'll have a we'll have we'll have a conversation this week with the with the principal of the school, and we're going to find out because like, what do you do at the end of the year. You can't put him into tension or suspension because it's the end of the year. It's already summer break. Well, it might even be worse than summer school.

Yeah, if he's lucky at summer school.

Yeah, so final grade was an F. Yeah, final was a.

Zero in the final, which he was already teetering on that, which is why you felt pressure in the first place. They didn't want to fail the class and he got a zero on it.

I bet he was so excited for you to come home.

Oh no, we we walked in the door and we didn't see him for the first two hours. He was hiding.

Should I be doing out the window? Oh my god.

Yeah, it's called gab gabb phone. It's awesome.

It looks nice.

Yeah, no, I'm saying, but like from a parent parental control kind of thing, it's it's awesome.

The first picture that comes up as like a little kid.

Holding it right different and things like that.

Oh man, he's gonna be pissed.

Well, the gab phone, Yeah, it does look childlike. It's an Android.

No, that's that's that's an older one you're probably looking at like the new ones are just all Android like, like newer, and it looks like a smart phone. It is a smart phone. It looks like it looks it looks like a normal phone. Yeah, but for him, we're calling it your mommy daddy phone. Oh mommy daddy phone. And he doesn't get to just have it either.

You should put a child.

Like the only reason that, the only reason that we got it, the only reason that that we got it is because he has to go to work. We have to drop him off and pick him up. It's it's a convenience for us, right, Yeah, So he'll get it when we drop him off at work, and then he'll give it back to us when he gets back in the car. He doesn't, he just doesn't have it.

Play in the hammer down.

Yeah, I mean we can ether be really cool or we could be tremendous dicks. Yeah yeah, And that's how you have to do with these kids. How does that even work though?

Like, okay, obviously in trouble, I mean you do the extreme takeaway his phone what she should? Yeah, I mean, but what's the pushback? Is there a learning lesson with teenagers? I mean do they get it like oh yeah that or do they push back even more?

Like whatever? Then you push best the answer? Dude, I can burn you to the ground. I can, I can, I can have you doing nothing with nothing. I'm only obligating to put a roof over your head and give you a meal.

I'm talking about the long terms that's on him of your relationship.

Don't care like I'm your father, I'm not your friend. No, I'm sure he'll think about it. I'm not your friend. So that's the same way with like law enforcement. I'm saying for that on your side. I've heard that argument. I've heard that argument. But my thing is, like I am the father. Yeah, you are, in your job, we are the parents. Oh man, well what if he rebels?

Like you know, yeah, Like the worst thing he could do is, you know, do even more stuff?

Yeah?

Good?

You know what?

It gets the point I I I told him, I said, man, you are you are toying with the wrong person. The person who was out of his house at fifteen and never came back. You're on your way. I'm only responsible for you. He's turning sixteen in two weeks. Yeah, your response, I'm responsible for you for two more years. I have two more years to get you on the straight and narrow. After that, you are literally on your own. I owe

I'm just thinking about him right in life, impact, in life in general.

We'll find out.

Yeah, I think he'll be stewing on it for a while.

Oh yeah, yeah he knows he's screwed up. Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah, I hope that. Oh no, he totally, he totally knows he's screwed up. Like, my thing is, like, where do you go from here? How do you correct this? How do you fix it? How do you build trust back? I can't trust you. Yeah, that school can't trust you.

Yeah. When the parents says you've lost my trust, it's going to take a while to regain it.

And I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Yeah, I'm mad.

I'm pissed and you're stupid. Yeah.

This is.

Like and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Tuesday Morning. It's June thirty, Woding Greg, Here's menace, Hi Gren, Hey, Sammy Morning Sea Bass Morgan, who's taking calls from a bunch of people saying like, I'll just take the trip because that's how it works. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What if you have something else other than give me the trip? I want to be part of the show, or send us a text? Send your check in over to two

An update on the story out of Boulder. That attacker has been federally charged with a hate crime and attempted murder for attacking people with molotov cocktails and a homemade flamethrower at a pro Israel demonstration. According to authorities, he'd been planning the attack for a year, but like a good dad, he waited until after his daughter's high school graduation to carry it out.

I'm gonna graduation before I abandon you now for the rest of your life, right exactly, prison, You're dead. Yep, that could have gone either way.

Absolutely well. Investigators later found a stash of unlit molotovs say the dude researched weapons online and took gun safety courses, but he was unable to legally buy a gun because of his immigration status. He also admitted to researching molotovs on YouTube, buying the stuff he needed from target, and filling them with gasoline.

But they did say this guy was not on their radar.

No, he was not. He had no criminal history except a couple of traffic tickets, but he was illegally here after overstaying his visa. He's being held on ten million dollars bond.

Oh good, Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he has it.

Yeah. Actor Jonathan Joss. He was the voice of John Redcorn on King of the Hill and he played Chief can Hotate on Parks and.

Rec Yeah, that's a crazy story.

He was shot and killed by his neighbor.

To see what happened, So there was like some dispute. There was some dispute with the house.

Right, Yeah, I guess even beef him from yeah, long time back. In January, his childhood home burned down and one of his dogs died in the fire. And years before that, Jonathan his partner Tristan had been dealing with some homophobic neighbors. They threatened to burn the house down, so on Sunday, Jonathan and Tristan went to the house to check their mail and found quote, the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view.

Yeah, that's a crazy story. I mean, it's not as crazy as you think.

There's a whole series on TV Idea or whatever, like The Murderer next Door, and it's all about neighbors killing each other over tiny.

Little beefs Sebastian, Wow, all I've seen every episode of The Neighbor. Yeah, Neighbor Extor is amazing.

Yeah, and so people just and it's just like your fence was too tall, yeah right, yeah, your music was too Yeah.

The story of Gregory pretty much with the neighbors over the trash cans on beef the neighbors. But like, I mean, nobody's nobody's like although the one neighbor did come over to try to fight. What remember that that was over the great Christmas decoration tobacle happened where they were. They had this like a big nutcracker thinks sit in their front yard, this big like Christmas decoration. It was like blasting.

I'm like, oh boy, oh so he so someone heard it on the air. It's like you went over there to like settle his hash.

No. No, but these are the ones that park in front of the mailbox and the mailman gets pissed and then stops the mail.

That's the problem family in the whole neighbor. It's almost a.

Trash gets trash. Yeah right, but I get this. So it's because I get thrust people trying to beat me up all the time. What's what does you go to jail to accomplish?

Here?

Buddy, it's gonna help me can be safe from you.

You're going to really think about that in your case?

Just beat up?

Right?

Well, get this Patricia Krenwinkle, she's one of the Manson Girls, the Charles Manson Girls. She's being recommended for parole after fifty five years and in prison.

Yep.

This is the same woman who helped murder seven people, including Sharon Tate, who was eight and a half months pregnant at the time. Green Wingle also the one who used their blood to write Helter Skelter on the Walls. She's seventy seven now. Stayed silent during her parole hearing, but the board still gave her the green light, saying she's a low risk and that her youth and toxic relationships at the time played a role, because you know, murder is just a face all this.

I killed seven people.

Yeah, I hope this doesn't become the new media obsession like with the Menendez brothers.

The victims. Yeah, victims family is obviously pissed, but it's not a done deal. The decision goes to the full California Parole Board for review, and even Newsome still has the power to reverse it, like he did in twenty twenty two. So not a done deal, but it is closer than it's ever gotten before.

Yeah.

Philadelphia Eagles star running back Saquon Barkley has been announced as the cover athlete for Madden NFL twenty six. This comes after a great season where he rushed for two thousand and five yards scored thirteen touchdowns, leading the Eagles to a Super Bowl victory. However, this is freaking out some of the fans who think that Madden curs could

Yeah every time, No, but just most of the time. But I can see where people go, oh, no, it's from your team, it's your guy.

You're like, oh, it happened to Christian McCaffrey, who was on the cover last year. He got her. He played four games. Josh Allen, on the cover of Madden twenty four, saw career high eighteen interceptions, which people blamed on the cover. But there's always a butt. Patrick Mahomes was featured on Madden twenty He went on to win the Super Bowl

Some good, some bad. It's almost like the cover doesn't actually have magical powers.

Rag The cover in two thousand week was actually John Madden and he's dead.

Oh ultimately, it may kill you et ultimately, And that's what's going on Whennie.

All right, thank you very much, Jina grad I got it. We're still trying to call people, help us, help you.

Yeah.

But now for whatever reason, like I think our phone system even quit because I go to my torture everybody because I go to hit dial and like it's it's making no.

Maybe we hit our limit of outgoing I wouldn't be surprised.

Yeah, we don't have the company only paid for a certain number of outgoing calls. Guys, Microsoft teams. Yeah right, m h m hmm.

Alright, remember he has to do this by mouse.

Yeah. Actually, you know what, that wouldn't shock me if we had a limited nowhere that no one's doing its thing.

Sure, we've got a waiter.

We're trying.

Maybe by the end of the show.

Maybe maybe the afternoon show should have done this.

They done it, but then they would never mentioned that it was the Yeah, true, some bitch. Okay, one time maybe, but eight times that's on you.

Yeah, all right, I'll try. I'll try one more number. I'll go on to the next one.

Is someone who's a good contest winner. I win on all this stuff all the time. This is the kind of stuff you gotta be ready for.

Yeah, you especially when they tell you.

You be ready at this time on this day. We might be calling you that day.

Luck is just preparation meeting opportunity folks. Yeah, nothing today. Yea, well, thank you, you got it. Hook up the h VAC tech guy up. I keep you guys cool all summer.

Yeah.

I could take my wife on the trip, because that's how it works.

It's our honeymoon. We're getting a million packs showing.

All right, here we go again. Really can't give up, No, got try try again.

H mm hmmm, your call has been forwarded your kind Yeah.

That's even more egregious.

Sent to voicemail.

They really, Yeah.

Well here I gotta call him twice in five minutes. I'm gonna call you right right away.

I should have a message.

We will this time.

If they needed your guide for the trip. I'm available, an expert. I'm not available. I know everything about Eagles.

Now send me the voicemail again, dare you?

We'll leave one this time you'll see. Oh my god, hold on, everybody, is this Casey, Casey? Uh? This phone call is live on the radio. This is the Woody Show calling you.

Yeah.

Hi, uh?

Do you know why we might be calling you right now?

Did I win?

Well? You are I don't know, seventh person down on the list out of ten because all the other idiots and you sent us to voicemail the first time. Yeah, very mean. But now Casey, you picked up and you won the Disney seven Night Alaska career. Yay.

Wow.

I'm supposed to go through this whole thing about YadA YadA, this deep the other thing and tell you, yeah, but you're you're fine with being on the radio right now. It's too late anyway, but you're fine with being on the radio, right.

Yeah?

Yeah, exchange for Disney, all right, So we just got back from ours. You're gonna love it.

You're gonna have a great time.

There's so many different excursions and activities that you can do, not to mention just endless food on board and wonder well we got to get some you know, more information and stuff. They'll work all that out around your schedule and when you want to go. But it's you and you get to bring three other people with you, and that would be a that would be a great place to use that three hundred dollars Disney gift card that

It's unlimited.

You don't even need your gift card for that.

No you don't, because that's free. You walk up to that all day. I think greg ate his weight and soft Serve ice cream.

I suggest having it for breakfast, mid day snack, a pre dinner snack, and a post dinner.

So good, Casey, what what what? What day did you win? Which day did you win? Like to get qualified? This was it last week? The way before last week?

Last week? All right?

Well yeah, just overwhelmed with joyable Casey. Congratulations you are the leader. And hang on one second, Thank god you picked up. We were really getting tired of mountain calls.

We really appreciate it.

All right, hang on, there's a there's Casey everybody, casey A, get the box. Nice.

What do you call the people who take care of your room throughout your stay?

Cabin attendant? Cabin?

My cabin attendant's name was Falcon? Is that not the Falcons? That not the coolest name?

I never heard. Falcon sounds like Tourette's. His name would be Falcon.

I would love Falcon.

Shout out peanut butter Falcon. Yeah, what's peanut Butter?

That's Shyla Douche and real life friend who has Down syndrome.

I believe. Yeah, they did a movie Peanut Butter. Falcon sounded familiar, but I mean that's a cool name.

Yeah.

Well, congratulations, we finally got the winner, you guys. Casey A. All right, Well, now, like I said, now officially onto the iHeartRadio Music Festival and those give ways and everything else. We got a lot more stuff planned here with the WOODI Show other cool trips and experiences that you can win from us. Phones here are open now EAT seven seven forty four. What we're done with that part of the phones and last week we couldn't take phone calls

All right?

What do you show? Taste drive? I mentioned Menace that the convenience store that I stop at the morning they had these do buy chocolate bars. Oh yes, here, Oh hell yeah.

I wonder if they're all the same because the one I tasted was fantastic.

Yes, please, you know Craig's not gonna eat whole?

Are you gonna try it?

I won't even try it.

Oh come on, Sammy, will you try it?

Okay?

I can, I can try.

If Menace is willing to share, it's gonna share. It's his favorite, there, Freddy.

These days the.

Picture on the front looks gross. It looks like the inside of the baby's diaper wrapped in chocolate.

It's not a good look.

It's not a good look. But it does like it tastes good.

Oh my god, all right, there's one.

There's one. The chocolate is a little bit sicker than filling, but you still get that the crispiness, right, like the little Wayfery, that Philo, the.

Little fried Filo though, the nice pistachio cream.

Yeah, they just happened right there the cash redister. And every time I see du buy chocolate anything now, I think in menace, so good, and then I'm masturbate because I would say, enjoys the natural progression because it's gonna be. It's gonna be. We're gonna be over it in about oh yeah, two months because.

It is so good.

I agree with what Greg said last time too, which is that it like the flavor comes out more as you're eating it. Did I look at the I'm sorry, I meant to mention the brand, and did you look. It comes like a little green wrapper I saw. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be everywhere. Be like, okay, we get just just the ones that we're trying. Glue Sure glue good brand, Bayo Glue. Yeah, everyone's a diva, you Knowasi, I still have the Shakepaco.

I still haven't chocolate shake.

Yeah. At least it's worth the hide because you think, what's all right?

So the google glocky it's just called on a scale of one to ten, g eight and a half eight and a half, Greg Gory nine nine, menace. I'm going seven seven.

Really, you know what, I'm going to go ten for this because I think I've tasted chocolate.

Yes, I'll go with it. Eight and a half.

Eight and a catafi is the the type of filo dough. It is that little stringy, crunchy.

Well, if you're just tuning back in, maybe you punched out because we were just making phone calls endlessly. We finally got a winner for the Disney Alaska Cruz. Congratulations to Casey. It was the winner and she was so I picked up huzzah going on the seven night Disney Alaska cruise. If you didn't see any of the stuff that that Menace put together. Menace was getting so much

Video up time we got in.

Yeah, every time. Yeah, it was it was crazy, like he's very quick. He just works in the moment and gets these things posted. But it did a great job. You could see all the videos and kind of get an idea of what these uh Disney Alaska cruises is all about. Just go to our Instagram or TikTok still posted on there at the Woody Show. Check it out.

Would it would you be willing to pull the curtain back. Do you type out your script? Because the narration I really enjoy?

Uh yeah, well, I mean like we already knew our schedule. There's there's already like bios on like what we're doing.

Yeah, so that was a question. Is that you really doing the voiceover one of your AI?

No?

No, no thanks, Wait that a is not there yet, because I just figured, like, you know, where did you get two hours to record thirty seconds of voiceover? That takes the longer to do that than edits the video you've seen it. Yeah, eight seven seven four Woody text us over to two two nine eight seven Woody show House, and we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here, give us your time this morning.

My name is what do you?

That's Greg Gory Hi you got minutes? Is our social media director. So he would encourage you to find us and follow us on social media, the social media platform which everyone floats your boat look for us at the Woody Show We got Gina Grant Sea Masses here, Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Text two to nine eighty seven, Agent Sebastian and the cart Narcs. So you posted a reaction video, yeah, oh.

Yeah, we covered the Remember that that psychologist mom who posts it was last year, almost a year ago. She had posted a whole video. But I am not taking my cards back right because my kids two hundred and sixty million or two hundred sixty kids each year get abducted in parking lots is not true, and there's and half of those are abused. So I finally, and because I had some time on my hands, I was like, and I've known about this for a year.

I roasted her super hard. I thought you hated those reaction videos.

I hate reaction videos that offer no insight or analysis because that's what a lot of like what they call facial reaction exactly during somebody else's exactly exact because basically, you you find something that's interesting to you that someone else put time and an effort and whatever into together, and you steal it for your views, just like Mena says,

And I understand, I mean because I think in this particular case too, she was addressing you and what you were like, you were dressed, you know, the cart knarking was the topic, and so so you are basically responding to something that was directed.

She said, if you're gonna give me a dirty look when I don't return my car with if you?

And then she's being like super.

Dramatic and serious, and then she uses her psychology degree, surprise, surprise, to defend why if all her stuff is wrong. By the way, since we're talking about it a little behind the scenes, she saw that because a bunch of people tagged her. I didn't say her name or anything like that. She and at first she was like, oh, finally got

Yeah, he was trying to.

Hide, but I the photo has been unearthed on television. She goes on Doctor Phil put him on blast.

Of course again, well he was on.

The wrong side of history.

What he does is illegal. No, it's not.

He's been sued a lot, never once, by the way, that's defamation big sources.

Yeah, bitch, what did you do on the did that?

I did tape some stuff for the show you guys will be enjoying later in this month.

And oh, saw Ricky Gervais in concert.

Yeh, in Constant. I forgot that show happened while we were gone or is special?

It's just, you know, he's just doing a it's not an album, it's just hit him talking for her seven minutes.

It's his newest thing.

I'm sure it'll be out in like six months or whatever on Netflix. And it's it's classic Ricky Gervais. You know, he's talking about taboo topics and stuff. But it was so it's so weird to like, because the whole time he's doing is like I was kind of thinking I could do that, not that he's not extremely talented, but there's this girl behind me who's clearly been dragged there by her boyfriend, and the entire time she's going.

Oh my God, did he just say that, Yeah, where do you think you are?

Well?

I think I think we're jet we're a little jada jaded because we are having exposed to this stuff for twenty five years, we heard the worst of the worst, right from people even worse than Ricky worst quote unquote, there were Ricky Gervas.

Yeah, but to like to hear like a twenty two year old be like and.

Their first exposure d nice exposure therapy. It was nice in that. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. We have a brand new Redneck News and then we'll do some what do you show cardnarcs? So what do you show in your house? Became a fix forever after you bout it. The rightneck foods and today's Redneck News is from Lawrence, Kansas.

Oh no, that's where the University of Kansas is. Y, Yeah, okay college.

That's where things He got real classy the Casey's General Store, which, for those unfamiliar, it's basically the Midwest version of seven to eleven with a pizza. The taste like regret, sure like it's a good idea when you're drunk. And they did have a really good breakfast pizza at one point I'm not sure they still have that him. Anyway, Cotch recalled because this dude later identified as Zion Eisenhardt, was

I think the dog. His dog is a pity pity.

It looks like it looks like a TV character from like a nineties like Dazed and Confused.

Yeah, wah, I go. That is from Lawrence Kansas, says Zion Eisenheart, who was naked, biting and fighting police officers and dogs the Casey's General Store. In that is today's raid.

Me.

We're gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna have.

Card narks and I die.

Agent Sebastian, here's a good question for Sea Bass. Does Sea Bass's back ever hurt from sucking his own deeds? Hashtag all in what you say? Well, actually answer questions. Sorry if it triggered you your superior reaction videos.

I guess was pretty honest.

Done with such logic?

Yeah, all right, here Casey's Pizza rules, and yes they still have the breakfast Pizza that's the that's the one. That's the one I will take up for the breakfast pizza. I thought the other pizza was it gets gas station pizza, so you get what you get. Yeah, nothing wrong with that right now, though we tried the seven to eleven pizza. Not terrible for the price point for what it is.

For what it is, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They have a barbecue brisket slow smoked with cases cases that all swear. I don't remember that being an option. It's back for a limited time.

That's why I'm

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