HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 24th 2025

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All right, well it's time to play fat chick skinny chick. Yeah all right, So this game, it could be deceiving. All we're asking is for some honest answers from a volunteer. This is not somebody who has been held at gunpoint being told you're gonna be on the air and you're gonna answer these questions. We're gonna try to figure out

So I think that was pretty nice of us.

Yeah all right, but everybody else can just play along. We're gonna ask some questions. We're trying to figure out what we think here, and please everybody say hi to Shelby. Good morning.

Shall be all right, So Shelby, again, we want you to fight your natural instinct to lie and deceive.

Why would she have a natural because that's why I hear about women named Shelby. Yeah, yeah, Shelby. That's like name association, you know. Yeah, here, nice Shelby, Thank you for volunteering. All we ask they give us some honest answers. There's nothing for you to win or lose here, because you're already going to get a prize just for being a good sport and for volunteering.

Okay, all right, sound good?

All right. Now, for anybody else who's listening out there, is like, hey, I'd like to be a Shelby. I would like to volunteer. You can send us an email email at the Woodies Show dot com. Morgan goes through those and find some volunteers, or you can even text in send us a text over to two to nine eight seven. All right, So we'll go through some of the questions and then at the end we'll find out what everybody thinks. Fat chick, skinny chick. Who wants to start? I'll start, all right, Shelby.

When you go to the grocery store, do you wear basically pajamas?

No? I never wear pajamas to the grocery store. I usulately put on some jeans and a T shirt.

Okay, good.

Before you leave the house, do you ever, do you have like a basic standard for leaving the house or as long as your clothes.

That's all good.

As long as I'm clothed and my hair is brushed. For the most part, I'll usually put it up in like a clock clip.

Okay, all right, right, leaving any kind of uh, let's say, liposuction out of the question. Have you considered any type of plastic surgery and what is it?

No? I don't want to do any kind of plastic surgery.

Okay, interesting, Shelby.

When you go to the mall, do you go inside Spencer's or hot topics?

Aha?

Good question.

Not as much as I used to, but I will admit in high school those were my go to thoughts.

Well, your go ahead. What's your hobbies?

My hobbies? Hmmm, good question. So honestly, I really like to play video games a lot, okay, and I like to go out hiking with my family. And let's see what else do I like to do? You know, I'm on the spot here. I can't really if anybody else.

Do you have a Do you have any tattoos?

I have four tattoos totally yet.

And what are they? And where are they?

Oh gosh, so I have a flower on my test okay, And then back to the video games callback. I have three video game tattoos on my shoulders and wow.

Oh wow?

Were on shoulders and wear on.

My shoulders and like in between, like on the middle of my back, in between my shoulders.

What with video game characters were talking about here?

They're not characters, but they're symbols from the Kingdom Hearts franchise.

Oh, Shelby, what's your favorite cereal?

I really like Rice Krispy's.

Okay, are you married, Shelby?

I am married.

How long have you been married?

So? I've been married for about a year and a half, but we've been together for almost thirteen years.

Oh wow?

And what does he do?

He's actually my stay at home dad.

I stay at home dads. What do you do for a living? Someone's got to work.

I work in banking. I work in banking. I'm an anti money while I'm doing investigator.

Damn. That's kind of cool. And how old are your kids?

My kids are two and six.

Okay, money laundering questions?

What's uh? What would you say would be your favorite? Would you prefer to cook or to bake?

So?

I'm a terrible cook. When I bake, I don't do it often, but when I do it's actually pretty good.

All right, So what do you do? Do you guys? Order food a lot and stuff because you're a bad cook.

No, my husband's to stay at home dad. He makes the food.

Hell yeah, good gig. That's great. I know I want to be him. Yeah, Shelby.

If you're dressing up, do you do like pants or dress like? If you're going like formal?

Usually pants, Shelby, what's your ideal vacation?

Ideal vacation? I love going to the beach. Oh my gosh, so I live in Arizona. There's no beaches anywhere around here. I usually like to go to the ocean beaches.

When you when you order a soft drink, are you drinking regular or diet?

I actually usually go for the zero, so like the coke zeros the mountains zero figar or something like that.

We'll say diet.

Let me ask a not a personal question, but during your normal, let's say an average session in the bedroom, does your husband does your husband make any trips down South?

Yeah? I mean why would we?

Well, there's a reason why I'll.

Explaina, And do you make trips down south?

Good question, Greg, Yeah, once in a while, you should do it more often.

Did you play any instruments in high school?

No?

I did not know what about Were you on any teams, any sports teams in offball? High school?

Not in high school. I played volleyball in middle school, but I didn't get along with the other girls, so I didn't stick with it. And I did I was in choir, I will say that.

All right.

Do you do you have a gym membership?

Not anymore, not since I've had kids. But I used to go about three times a week.

Okay, I did you do any high school plays?

No?

All right, nosed down? Do you have a cat?

Free cat? Oh?

Okay?

All right?

Greg?

How many uh? How many Renaissance festivals have you been to?

If too many? Too many?

Many?

Yeah? They're fun?

Could you I don't think they realize. Could you explain to these folks what Kingdom Hearts is? Just quickly?

It's a Disney Is game. Like it's got a lot of Disney Worlds in it. So I'm a Disney person.

Okay, have you ever have you ever been a mistress? Have you ever been the other girl?

Yeah? Like in other words, like you're with somebody who was with somebody else.

I guess technically yeah, you could say, yes, I.

Am a lot.

Yeah, I've been locked.

Could anybody got in for the questions. Nothing further down the road. On one particular side, do you own any pairs of high heels?

I do multiple?

Do you wear them?

Are they still intact or they broken? Are they kind of just for show?

I wear them for special occasions, and I have a couple of pairs.

Yeah, all right, all right, anybody else, all right, so venace once you go ahead and start and run us through what you think here.

Well, I'm just gonna say everything that I had was in the fat category for me, Mary thirteen years, she's totally let herself go a drinks chokes zero, was in the choir has cats. Yeah, and then the video game stuff.

Yeah, that's this is all off the charts.

Kingdom Hearts is like an action role playing game, but you get to play with Donald Duck.

But swing sore Donnel Duck Donell.

I like don Donnell relatives Donell Mouth. Yeah, it's Donald's a long last black cousin Donnell Donald Duck.

An office job. The cats, I mean, I don't. I didn't hear one thing in there that said anything, but.

I heard one thing hiking there. Okay, we'll see, all right, So I'm I'm locked in as fat as as well the video games, the tattoos of video game stuff, desk job. Uh, when she dresses up, it's dressed pants, diet soda always a giveaway for me.

I should explain myself. The one thing about the down South stuff is larger ladies tend to get that less because it's harder to get to.

What it's hard to get to. It's still in the same place.

But on her part, the seed exactly.

Acchoir three cats, Yeah, been to many ren fairs, was it was a mistress. That's another big one for me. So yeah, I'm locked in as as fat Yeah, no pun intended.

But the scales are tips for real. I mean the renfest, the choir that, the the tattoos, and the tattoo placement I thought was something that fell into that category. I'm saying, pleasantly plump all day, All right, Greg Glory Lady, Yes I had.

I was just getting a skinny vibe. I think the name Shelby alone is a skinny name. I really do, uh not in my opinion, video games obviously fat, three cats, raging fat, renaissance, fair obese.

Like we're talking about the mobility scooter f.

Right, Okay, But all that said, I'm going skinny.

Well, based on her attitude, I love her.

I'm going skin but that's not what we're voting for. I know if we love her. Yeah, and I got nothing on the line here, someone Sammy.

I also am going fat.

Mostly the Renaissance Fair is really what locked it in for me.

But the pants when.

Getting dressed up, the video games.

In the gym membership before she had kids, not after was also interesting.

All right, well we have a picture now, none of us in this room.

No. Only person that knows is Morgan.

She's prints out a picture that shall be sent in before the game. And then we're going to open this thing up and we're going to see who is right?

Who is Roy mean? Are the rest of us right? Or is it just Greg on an Ira Greg Island?

And on the count of three, we'll open up that picture and find out one, two, three.

Right being right?

Yeah, we really do.

Shelby, thank you so much for volunteering. Enjoy the prize that we have for you. That's a beautiful pictures just for being a great contestant. Oh did you hear us? Did we lose Shelby? Shelby again, thank you so much. We appreciate you being a good sport and for for volunteering for this round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick.

See you come a com yeah, see see.

A thank you, Shelb.

We love you, appreciate it and hang out one soon. We'll get all there, Shelby everybody.

And that's how you play fat Chick Skinny Chick. If you'd like to be a contestant for a future round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, wealt you gotta hit us up, says an email email at the woodieshow dot com, or go ahead and text over. Morgan collects all those and she's the one responsible for for selecting our volunteers.

She did a great job.

All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Got some more Woodies show coming up for your next.

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All right, Well, you know, we have a lot of ways that you can be a part of the show. You can always call in eight seven seven forty four. What do you know about that? We have the text messages. Send your texts over to two two nine eight seven. I keep talking to the company about getting it set up before we can use the same number that you can either call or text would be awesome. And apparently, and they've said this for the least the last six

Nice?

Yeah, Yeah, that'd be nice. What I thought they were going to say?

That makes too much sense?

Yeah, No, can't do it's too easy.

Just want to make sure it's not going to cost him any money. I think they got to shouted out that part.

Yeah, yeah, but anyway, couple twelve dollars a year, eight.

Seven seven forty four? What he text over to two to ninety seven? Send us an email email at the show dot com. We had the Round of Crossroads yesterday, so you know how that works with the emails. Well, the text messages, we get a lot of those. We trying to give back to as many as we can. Sometimes your text doesn't necessarily, you know, call for a response. You'll just make it a comment or whatever. But we try to get back to as many as we can.

Yeah, it was a response to a response.

What am I supposed to anyway? So Greg does a lot of replying back, and Gina does, and I do everybody throughout you know, Morgan's replying to a bunch too. But every once in a while, Greg he's been doing this for years where somebody texting something, He's like, look at.

This dick, right, and I want to write back.

Yeah, And so off the air he would be like, you know, telling us about what he would write back, and he's been setting them off and he gets this like weird joy out of the idea because he has it in his mind. Like all of a sudden, they get a notification I got a text back from the Woody Show and then they read it and it's something about like your mom's box or something.

It ruins.

It ruins their day, right, ruins. And the idea of that brings so much joy to Greg. And we've we've been getting a kick out of it for years. But now we've turned it into where Greg responds on the air and you guys get to help us figure out what his response will be. Real text messages sent over to two to ninety seven. Real responses going back and ruining days.

Yeah, like this one from the seven to seven to five that says, since it's Pride month, random question for Greg what smells better dill pickles or trouser pickles?

Oh good, well, hilarious, that's hilarious, get it? I'm good?

Yeah, okay, So how about if I write back one of two choices, do your own sniff test queef grab a plastic and compared it to your dad's lips.

It's always a singer at the end, and the word queef always hits to me the right way because it was there was a big long lapse in like hearing the word quef.

I remember that from like, you know, being a kid, like you know, high school age.

And then there was a big long gap and then somebody said queenf and I laughed so hard.

I hadn't heard it in so long. It is so gros grow gross scientific term.

Guys. Yeah, like, oh my god, did somebody queef?

Like yeah, yeah, dude's a queef?

Or how about I treat my man's trouser pickle more like a pants popsicle.

I learned that from your dad love it first of it first one, Yeah, it can't be quief.

Do your own sniff test quief wrap plastic and compared to your dad's lips, that kind of.

Come a quief.

Yeah, that's a conversation ender.

Right, it's queen.

One of those words. It gets funnier the more you say it.

Can say it to yourself queeth. Hear me on guys, guess who's Queen in the future.

Yeah, can you do it like that? I mean, do you can you make yourself do it?

I don't think so, No, you can't.

I know one girl who can do it.

Yeah, I know listener that can do it.

Man heard it her in because she used to call her the old radio show that I was on, and she would do it on the air.

And then I found out I went to high school with her. Oh my god, yes, so I know her for real.

Queen.

Definitely listen to this show.

Vote first, one first one Queen first, and I'll call it melody and like, yeah, all right, we.

Need we sent it. Yeah, all right.

I have a friend who called Queen's poots.

I kind of like that.

Oh my god, you just oh like a P word two maybe combined. Never thought about yeah, maybe that's what it was. Yeah, we have some more options here.

Gregory's invatory applies to text messages.

From the two oh three aimed at menash but stop doing the week in review monologue. You're not a comedian, damn it. Well I guess I guess you're not.

I'm quitting my job at then prov Wow, I'll send that one back.

Crag.

That was a good one.

There's option one sharp option two. Stop putting all the meat in your fudge not you're not a fridge, all right, all right, I like it. Or stop sitting on every single flesh flute. You're not your mom.

That one, that one.

Because fudge not because the second one also incorporates the first one.

But then it's a double.

Hitter on Yeah, friendly fire with the mom.

Yeah, okay, all right, I like that. Yes, you guys are voting for two. Yeah for sure.

Flush like that.

Number one, but I love the second one, definitely number two.

Greg By one up fudge not into more conversation.

And then put in parentheses menaces response.

Yeah right, I'll quit the way.

Yes, Oh my god, someone's fudge not barking? Is that a queaf or a pot?

Well, quit his job it does get funnier improv parenthetical yeah.

And roasted all got time for one more. Greg Gory's immature applies to text message.

I'll try to get through it fast because I have three possible responses, okay, three one, I says, I used to listen all the time, but the last two times I tuned in, I heard you guys talking about dead people and tampons. I will probably go away again. Dead people and tampons. We do talk about tampon, yeah, and stuff like that. To know, no, it was a question of.

Right, yeah, And I.

Don't see why they would. I mean, they didn't make any sense.

It didn't make a lot.

Of sense, right, yeah, yeah, all right. So I used to listen all the time.

Last two times I tuned in, I heard you talking about two topics, dead people and tampons. I'll probably go away again. How about if we write back, Oh, it wasn't just talk. Rag Gina rammed a menstreul cup into a mommy hole.

It's true, true, it did happen.

It was more than talk. Or how about pardon our desire to learn about Transylvania tea bags okay, or god forbid, we educate ourselves about corpses and cooch quarksks.

All right, that's a new one. I've heard Transylvania tea bag before. You have heard that never, Yeah, coochquarks pretty.

Good around here. Yeah, but it's not really like hitting them back, you know.

It's just like God, Yeah, God forbid, just wait, do it again, God.

Forbid we educate ourselves about corpses and coach quarks. Yeah, you quef boy.

And then princess.

Yeah, what have you done?

Work around? Yeah, God forbid.

He's writing.

It's like a paragraph now.

About corpse. Want we do? We want to get it right? Bach corps comma you quef boy?

Yeah, capitol Q, Capital B.

Boy.

That looks good.

I mean all right. Look, and if there's anybody that knows comedy has learn from yeah, it's yeah, but it was good.

Point o, the day's ruined. At least three days we're ruined, right, that's right.

Well, that's right.

Well you can always send your text over to two two nine eight seven. But anyway you want to be a part of the show is great with us. You can even find us on social media. Do that look for us at the Woodie Show.