HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS The Woody Show April 24th 2025

Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.

She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't do very well. It's the only peoples like your close family.

Like, she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches. So it's like, do you hold these stones? And let's hold hands in home? I do have yet it's like nailed it, you know for sure. Well, today we're asking you the question what professions attract the craziest people? Hairstylist Appreciation Day and stereotypically hairstylists are some of the craziest people, pretty wild, usually single mothers as a whole, Sammy, don't get offended because your sister is a hairstylist's a hair artist.

People veterinary technicians.

That text I could see crazy.

Yeah, like give me some personality traits of that text.

You will never find a duck check that is not tat it up. Okay, yeah, No, they're actually really a good time when you guys like go out on the weekends and stuff like that. Yeah, we're usually smokers.

Yeah, drama you know, yeah, like drama.

Drama.

No, no, we have we compare war scars and everything, like I remember that with my with my friends and be like, well this this gut really effed me up today. Well I got to doverm in that you know me up.

So yeah, I like these texts. Yeah yeah, but they kind of like the pick. Yeah.

I don't know about your office, but the vetexs that I go to, their shoe game is always strong. Yeah, like they're wearing like five hundred dollars shoes to the really yeah.

I would never Yeah, just the location I go.

And every bodily threw it online.

Thank you, I have yourself a great day. Appreciate you called and say hi to sal I say hi to sound Sell you suck it served all right, So what profession do you think attracts the craziest people?

Construction.

Yeah, I mean I there happens some people on the texts that are making that argument that yes, construction workers party, Well.

It doesn't make them crazy. Well, it's also low entry, uh, low entry job. As far as you know skills, you can get into it, and it's very much you can kind of move from place to place like ill you know, you know, you'd have to be a drifter. Something goes wrong on city, so similar work elsewhere.

That usually happens with the roofers right the today.

Yeah, roofers and pool guys. Oh, those are typical I think both. Like really, my guys are fast and loose right like yeah, like dude, like do you even know what you're doing? Or you just kind of show up at this pool place and say, I'll go clean some pools for me.

The roofer stuff, they're not necessarily crazy, but the only interactions I've had with them they seem angry.

Yeah, well you would be too, I guess all right, South, thank you for call. Appreciate you listening to the show of a self A great day. Let's go to Will here online number three. Good morning, Will Will, Will?

Hey, What's Will Will?

What professions attract the craziest people your opinion, no wrong answer?

Okay, well no disclaimer here.

Nurses okay, oh yeah, you can make an argument for that for sure, every nurse I know. Yeah, well, how do you even function? By lesbos sister, she's a nurse, she's nuts.

The ones that I know don't even sleep. I see them on social media.

They're out in the night clubs like twenty four to seven, and then they show themselves getting some coffee and then they go to work.

Yeah all right, so then what's your what's your argument? Will why long hours?

Uh?

Just kind of controlling a little bit, maybe, you know, all right, yeah, I think you also got to be crazy like to have the and thank god they do, but the things they have to do for people, oh boy. Yeah, you know, whether it's like the bedpan kind of stuff, this stuff, because people are nothing than yeah. Yeah, all right, well, thank you for the cod appreciate listen to ones show. See that's what would you say? We've talked about it before the therapist. That's my number one answer. Yeah, And

To do with self diagnosing that, but also like anybody who's that into thinking about thinking and thinking about feelings especially, Uh, there's a there's a reason it's seventy five percent women who are thererapists that that plays into it.

I don't know exactly how.

Doesn't.

Well, it does make sense because it has to do with thinking about thinking and dwelling and obsessing.

That doesn't make crazy.

Well, those aren't necessarily traits that men like. There's not a lot of dudes that guys aren't aren't really paying attention to the lyrics of songs.

Guys go out exactly.

What he brings A great point, which thankfully rebuts to what Gina and Samy you're saying here is when guys get into something it is they're just obsessing over computer code or brick masonry or something. They they they're when they get obsessed, they often more often think about doing something.

It's not about an emotion or whatever of it. It's not about building cars.

Yeah, it's they are our energies are focused on building or organizing things.

I saw I saw a guy I had this really interesting, uh presentation about the difference between the male and the female brain. It wasn't a comedian he was like giving real information and he said, like, guys, if you open up the male brain like a guy. Everything is in little boxes. There's a box for the car stuff. There's a box for the kids stuff. There's a box for

I listened, especially in the gym, when I listened to the conversations between men working out and women working out. Women, it's always and so and so I said this, and then I had to do this, and then I thought about this, and then she didn't do this, and I had It's all about relationships and drama and guys, it's just like, dude, how much are you?

How much you bench.

But then but then why is it they're always talking about women with broken wing syndrome because there's so many broken dudes. So women are like, I'm gonna try and help him. So but that's what I'm saying, like, Oh, Okay, maybe you're good compartmentalizers, but you're broken aft of.

The times you're not trying to work on yourself.

I mean, at least about therapists. The point of therapy, I think it's fixed.

It's just it's just obsessing about and that's fundamentally wrong. It depends on what you're in therapy for wrong about, but just.

In general, like, why do I think that the craziest people are drawn to therapy and things like that because that's what they know. I think they got introduced to the whole thing because they were in a lot of therapy and they go, I could do this. I would like to be able to help other people or whatever, and so they're they're more attractive that company.

Yeah.

And I think though, like Gina said, like the women having a fixer mentality in general is why a woman would be drawn to that, because they want to help people with their problems, and that's typically what.

The people make money off of it.

Gina.

Again, I disagree. I I but I did break these up into genders because I think, I mean, it's cliche for a reason.

Nail text nuts.

I can't speak to that, but go ahead, strippers, Oh, Jarren Jaron? What name he has? Jarren?

All right?

So he was saying exotic dance.

Oh yeah, some really nice ear have you?

Have you dated one or been involved in any way? Shaper? Okay, because there's a friend of mine that's not exclusively our buddy, Tim, not not Martinez, different Tim, Like he would exclusively date strippers and porn stars for the longest time, and he was always like, I just can't seem to get a relationship, right, Like, you gotta stop it with the strippers.

You have to step selecting group, buddy, I would say this, because that's that's an obvious one. Is there one like that for men? Is there an obvious one like that for men of crazy?

I got one trainers at the gym.

Oh yeah, there you go.

Those dudes are nuts.

Yeah I could see that.

Yeah.

Not personal trainers that will like go to your house for hidingwaight, but just random dudes being like, you know, fishing for a new.

Ut into the twenty four hour fitness.

Yes, they're always They're always the ones that are on the forefront of bitcoin.

And yes, I think.

It's a good point.

BECA.

It's a similar it's a low barrier to entry and there's a lot of people just trying to figure something out.

And to Seabass's point, I mean, I don't want to offend SeaBASS because I know he's an ultimate feminist on this show, but as somebody who has been through all of these things, I can absolutely say women studies professors are out of their.

Minds important to also because they're looking for problems all the time. Yeah, let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian.

Morning.

What's in your professional opinion, what profession attracts the craziest people.

He's got to be.

People in the in the car business, salesman managers, auto techs.

Any people that I know that work aut car dealerships that I hear the craziest stories from. Yeah, I mean, but it's adjacent to sales, because we were gonna I was gonna say sales. Anybody that's involved in sales always super crazy.

Well, it takes a certain personality number one to do any kind of sales, car sales. So there's a reason that the used card guy like yeah, like there's a deal. Yeah, yeah, there's there's a reason that that stereotype exists.

For the movies back in the day, like kind like man cars.

Yeah yeah, I forgot about that, so thanks, Brian, appreciate it. Yeah, but like mechanic kind of same.

I didn't. I wouldn't have done that, like car dealer.

Dude, Well, it's it's one of them that's coming out all artists. Oh that's true. Yeah, nine seventy four, nurses, all those sexy people, people that do hair or nails, anyone into singing, bank tellers, parking enforcement. But I would say finance bros.

Though, finance bros Are crazy.

Yeah they say that.

Well that's the whole American psycho. Yeah, they're sociopathic, perhaps physical therapists. Really old people be crazy and out of pocket. All right, they're vote for roofers three one seven.

Pest control. I've seen text sample the pesticides to prove they're safe. What they're mostly sloppy, stinky and awkward heros cells and can't speak to the ladies. No, he's easy. That's the right analysis. Of what they are, but that's not what we're talking. I know all this as being a branch manager for a major pest control compet doesn't mean they're not crazy though, Sea Bass.

But what he mentioned there's they're sloppy losers, and that's accurate.

Other heroes also.

But when this also go with your argument about low barrier to entry, well yeah, that's that's just that's getting sloppy losers.

That's famously David Goggins was a pest control guy when he was one hundred pounds whatever weigh, and then he turned that all around to it.

Anybody who works in the er? Does that have to be a doctor or an earth that anybody works in the er?

Uh?

Not?

O eight says corrections officers and police officers. Like, why you'd want to do either one of those jobs? That to me makes you crazy. I could see, like small town cop that's easy, but yeah, corrections is off. I mean, I appreciate the work, but damn like nurse, why would you sign up for?

Yeah exactly?

Bartenders, yeah for sure, yeahs angry bar tenders?

What about what about chefs and restaurant couk.

Yes, okay this I have a little experience with as a person who worked food service, waiting tables and things.

Yes, yeah, they're nuts.

Especially the people who are doing it past like a college age, you know, unless you work like in a really like high end steakhouse or a place like where you get those professional waiters and waitresses, people who've just been there, career guys jumping from chili to chi. But it's it's the people who are still at Denny's.

Yeah, the old school line cook yeah.

Yeah.

And it's not like even a side gig no, yeah, it's just that they all, I've been here for twenty five years. Okay, crazy Yeah, not for just being there for twenty five years. But there's a reason you're it's still there for twenty five.

Right, they'll put up with.

It's also something it's as easily you can move around if something goes bad at that one place, you can move somewhere.

Yeah, let's go to Adam. Hey, good morning, Adam, Good morning show. What professions attract the craziest people?

I would say anything in telecommunication, So like cable guys.

Oh okay, yeah, that's a that's one. Anybody works at a cell phone store. Yeah, yeah, like those people I worked at a couple of them. Yeah, sometimes I feel like, okay, better call Saul.

You watch that.

Okay, remember when you had all the burners?

I don't know.

Like that to me is like the typic goal. I get it.

Yeah, I mean when I worked in the cell phone business, there was a lot of fraud.

Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, and people approved credit and yes, I will agree people making the comment on on the on the text radio show people like radio radio nuts, no argument, especially midday house nuts. Absolutely crazy. But the hot depressed what they say, it's like a bunch of a bunch of d students. It's high school with ash trays. Yeah, this is definitely radio people. Serious people going by weird names.

Yep, you know what I mean.

It's the weasel. You're like fifty yep eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We'll wrap up the topic coming up next if you've got something more to add to it. On the text over to two two nine eight seven. We're not just naming off all professionals. We're asking people. We're giving you some of the Betty specific Yeah. We said, there are you know, uh, exceptions to the rule of like hairdresser, for example, But we got to hear from

I think it people are always extrange and angry.

Breed, special bre radio engineers, the special break, they have, strange laughs, they get so mad at people real fast. Yeah, they're socially awkward.

So it people.

And then also on the list, I don't know how to categorize it. I guess I would say bouncers or hand or security. Dark guys like the guy when Woody and I were at this one show and he said, you can't stand here? Where can we stand? And he literally made us move eight inches to the right, Like what do you book us through your mind when.

You support that policy? Like you're you're so power starved and weird. That's a jackass, I know, that's crazy. Yeah, it takes a certain isle. I think you're off a little bit. Yeah, if that's what you're enforcing. Yeah, Sammy, I would say, I.

Mean, I will say finance bros. I already said that they're for sure crazy. They partied like crazy. They're just crazy people. But also dentists to me are very crazy. Not dental assistance. They all seem pretty normal to me. But the dentists themselves, I've had almost all of them, have been crazy.

There there is a stat out there. I believe that when it comes to like professions where the suicide rate is high, dent to sir, up there really number one.

No, I didn't.

I have never even heard that. I don't know.

I don't know.

I remember hearing that. I don't know if it's true. I think that I'm seeing that in at least one reference here. Yeah huh, I don't know, Like.

What with why is there insurance builing that bad?

I have no idea.

I don't know.

They've always they've always seemed pretty crazy to me, and then the dental assistance will always be like apologizing for them about kind of how crazy they are, and they're super sweet.

But the dentist comes in all crazy, what are you stressed about? Like you just came in here, you tapped around a couple of times, that little home thing, but were good. Yeah, yeah, she did all the work. Yeah menace.

I mean we covered salespeople. We covered nurses.

Uh.

From my experience working in the grocery business, there was always, you know, people that were kind of crazy and it was always full of drama when it came to the amount of hours. You know, always talking about the union and stuff like that. Like were they managers or just soldiers at the grocery store?

Like both?

Like people just like yeah, just like drama in between management and the workers going back and forth. And then yeah, when they, uh, when they were off work, they would party also like just you know, stealing from work that people would get busted all the time, like doing dumb stuff.

Five six two. Yes, Sammy, every dentist I've worked for and I'm a dental assistant is on the spectrum they're crazy there.

Yeah, there you go. I don't know like what I dents school, I was hanging out.

Did they start crazy? Are they driven crazy by the job?

Yeah? We talking about old guys? Are we talking about because my dentist is young?

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This week in audio, well Unkniably, the biggest clip of the week are the twin sisters in Australia.

Oh yeah, yeah time and I think they're faking it, dude.

All right, So this is to set folks if you are the one person who hasn't seen these people or heard these women yet. So these two twin sisters are describing their mother had an attempted carjacking on her. And he's ladies, both in their fifties, both kind of dirty blonde, curlyish hair in like scrubs, right are scrubs for a reasonable discuss in a moment, are discussing the matter to US seven News Queensland.

All right, and one guy he was up there with our mom and he went up there and he was coming back down on the waters and he goes run.

He's got a gun. Okay, now, these two broads, these liars, and yeah, for sure they're putting this on. The audio is not messed up. It's not double They didn't have any kind of technical difficulty there. These twin sisters claimed that they say the same things in the same way at the same time.

Does it This is the like, the only interview that we're playing, But I've seen multiple interviews where they're yeah, where they're doing this again. Yeah, it's one of them starting first and then the other one looking at her, yeah, and just matches whatever she says, not talking at the exact same time.

If you lived in Australia, you would know Bridget and Paula Powers because they have been on as men I said, all over the local telly for some decades.

Now. This is them.

They do animal rescue.

Yeah, this is them talking about growing up on the show Insight.

All as children.

They resisted efforts to prize them apart.

Apparently when we're a little mom did separat us as when you're a little toddle is one stay that aunties and we just just non stop screaming.

Okay, we could do that right now.

The cruise it right there is one of them starts the other one that kind of watches it non stop screaming. Here's the question. And as you mentioned, they're wearing scrubs because they do run a bird rescue, a pelican and seabird rescue, which they have because once you get famous, you get to go fund me automatically. Even they get hurt in any way, their moms would almost got carjacked. They've raised like a thousand dollars.

But I have seen videos of these brothers who do the same thing. But it's it's actually seems pretty damn Jake sing it up where they just say random gibberish at the exact same time.

Now, here's my question is now that they have gone you know, the megaviral this week, when do they get their own podcast and mean.

Point like the h Well, if all it takes is to have a ship.

On the internet to be a reality show, but we do have iHeart Australia. Yeah, I would want to pay that six figures to have a podcast that no one's gonna listen to this week? And audio the other big story this week Shannon's sharp will hear? Won't he get in a whole lot of trouble for apparently doing some pretty awful sexual things to a lady. Well, she is releasing audio there.

Recording anything I say. You're just gonna have they recorded phone calls?

Why would she be Why a twenty something year old or maybe ninety nineteen year old be recording phone calls with a fifty six year old weird? Interesting, Well, here's one of them here.

Anything I say, You're just gonna like get mad at and you're just gonna hang up on me.

So I feel like.

You want to be a dick to me now, So I don't want to be don't manipulate me.

I know, good mercy, you said I want one more time.

Well I don't want to be true.

Yes you do.

I don't think you have a choice in the matter.

Oh all right, Now, if you look at her text messages, she was saying things like that. She was saying some like about the most explicit graphic sexual stuff you could say, Yeah, like the kind of girl who's into being choked.

Among other things.

Right, but again, this is a Trevor Bower situation where if it happens, that's a giant.

I don't care.

Stop hitting people during sex. Everybody, stop it. Yeah, I don't care if they say they want it, stop it.

Yeah.

And one of those things Greg like feet, don't get it, don't get it, Like someone beating the crap out of their smack in the air and choking some.

Sort of pain.

Yeah, I don't get it.

And get it.

If you're a.

Fifty six year old man, no offense. And I know from my track record stop banging nineteen year olds you meet at the gym. Yeah, look at experience.

Let me just tell you a high though.

Yeah.

I don't have phone conversations with them, man, what are you doing have these long conversations? And by the way, this is not the people have been seeing this problem in Shannon Sharp's life for a long time. On his Club Shah podcast, Monique was getting He was like asking her about dating advice, and she turned it right back around on Shannon Sharp.

I'm grateful I'm not fifty six and trying. And you try to say, say I'm looking right, at your bag down.

You better take your own ass and get somebody to love you. Dang whoa he need him old fat down, run.

Bake good cakes, make some smother turkey wings whore.

Gonna rub his feet at the night time, okay, and gonna have a sip of his cognact to make him feel better about himself when he come home at night.

That's what Shannon.

You don't need no twenty six year old girl. You don't need no thirty six year old girl.

This is your auntie talking to you. Take your ass and get you an old bitch out there. I love you old wow.

I love Bonique. Be that funny in a long time spot on the Yeah, she's generous with twenty six by the way, Yeah, all.

Right, we got some more when he show some more of the weekend audio. Hold up for you next the Woody Show. And we are still going through some of the audio this week in audio.

What's next your seabet, We got some hockey audio on playoffs obviously happening. So the Kings, you're Los Angeles Kings have now for the second time, invited a special group to do the national anthem.

Oh my god, I heard about this. Yeah, is this and clearly they're.

Screwing with you at this point because it is a local group of senior citizens from the Koreatown Senior Center, oh BIS, who are not singing the national anthem, oh no, but they're doing this right here and heard.

It before, the national anthem of the United States of America.

Back by popular.

Demand, please with the harmonica class from the Korea Town the Monica Community Center.

It reminds me of the Fail song backed by Popular Demand. Yeah, it's not well done. It twice Greg, all right and the Kings. I'm tired. The Kings are up to nothing. So yeah, there's that, all right, clearly ironic. Yeah, no, thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you this week and audio.

All right, So, Kyle Ivan, this is for the Senators leaf series. I believe he is a He wrote and performed a cover parody version of this song to get them, get them Senators past the leafs.

It's been a man.

Since we've been in.

It wasn't easy, So we go.

We'll go reck okay.

Down. Yeah, I can't understand any of the lyrics. By the way, the leaves don't suck. They're up to nothing on your mask. I feel like this used to happen a lot more than it does now. Whenever a team would go to you know, not necessarily like the first round of the playoffs, but it would go deep into the NLCS or the you know, Super Bowl, there would be those songs, those guy songs.

Those guys from San Diego. That was the worst.

I got that clip right here.

Yes, this is a couple of years ago where the Podres they not only did they so this guy produced a song for social media whatever anybody can do that Good Morning San Diego showed up to a bunch of middle aged men and their stupid Podres rap song.

This is the I guess the Phillies at the time. Here's that nearly going.

Down to yellow and brown.

That's what's in.

Again. Terrible writing, Let's go goose, that's what's terrible performance.

Yeah, Bryces gonna lose and he's gonna cruise.

He in the local TV station.

Slack and sending them back.

That's what's in again.

Sometimes you need save people from themselves, you know. And yeah, the local newsia stepped in and said, you know what, maybe we should save these guys lives and not to them on TV.

And it didn't work.

It was so bad.

At least the Korea, at least the old Korean ladies with their harmonicas car they're crushing these fools speaking of I guess well, not not the Potters, but the Giants other California team. Uh, we are as the fart show of record. We would be remiss without including this happened while we were gone. The Logan Web of the San Francisco Giants was doing an interview after a game, and in the locker room there and off off mike or off camera, one of his teammates decided a little a little twoed.

Out a gardener.

At least four dings with im.

Sorry, I'm sorry sorry.

Sports are always funny, Yeah, just ripping on two of them.

In fact, yeah, they were good.

Uh we have any Wiener show up lately on as well. I think at the locker room things.

Athletes are so used to having reporters and cameras in the locker room, which I honestly don't get.

I've never understood how that's allowed.

Yeah, well I can you there's a there's a you can put me in the room next door and I'll talk to that player in five minutes after their.

Dressing Yeah, naked dudes walking around in the background.

I've been in.

I was in the Falcons locker room once and uh tons of wieners. Yeah, but the athletes know where cameras are, not oblivious, dude. Going back to uh rally songs people used to take. It was at the current craft the Zombie Nation Zombi. Yeah, you know that song, big Big edm anthem, right yeah, and they would put clips from whatever the game was the night before, Yeah, like oh Ron dude. And then another one that always comes to mind because I just remember these songs. You know, growing

And it was like here we go, right, Yeah, this was his and I don't know because he would he would change it up with the different player names. So god knows what year this was gonna.

Forget here we Gotspurg's gone Tua superb ball Tuna Steelers backing the goal to Pittsburgh's hard and soul.

Nation has the best fans.

We are from Pittsburg to six time Super Bowl chain.

Right, and you're in the parking lots, whatever people were playing. He would sell these CDs of this song all over town. I was always curious, like how much money he made because every radio station in town would be playing this song. And it's really good.

That's why.

Yeah, it gives me. The players.

Win with Gordon Miller walln.

Down again, his ways gonna knock you around.

I was at the Raiders tailgate last season that there was something like this playing that was so just as bad the listing off players, and it's terrible and they can't.

Get to But I tell you what, when you're a fan, you dig it, like I'm sure that Padres fans dug those dudes. I would you know, you don't think so you don't take yellow. You don't think the Padres fans.

I think they got disowned.

The loose Let's go goose, That's what.

I mean.

I can't disown the Korean old ladies playing harmonica. Yeah, not Kings fan though. This week in audio, speaking of sports people and crapping your pants, shack on Inside the NBA on t n T almost crapped his pants and during a live broadcast at the point that he had to run off set. During a live shot.

Hey.

The other thing about Kawhi is you know what a big coll Go ahead, keep talking, joke.

Being on the TV. That's you've been drinking by take some matches with you.

That wasn't something planned, was it? Oh my god?

Keep talking?

And I know people have talked about all things shack size for years now, but can you just imagine.

That's a clut.

Was listening to Bert the other day because him and Kreischer, Bert Kreischer, I've been doing a lot of stuff lately, and he said something that was pretty funny. Goes, imagine Shack just holding up a toothbrush, and how small that.

Like the little tiny.

He's one of those those back scrubber brushes, Like yeah, right, and it would look like the fir's mouth just holding a sandwich.

R anything.

Hey, let's shout out the Chacaroni pizza make its come back now.

Yeah.

This week in audio, speaking of farts, this is some a home camera, like a little living room cam of a woman talking to her four year old and four year old's talking about some stupid kids book or whatever, and four year olds sitting on a wooden chair, and wouldn't you know it, the four year old rip of fart.

Cool.

Wow, that's a four year old fart.

Wow.

You can hear even the four stopped talking, the moms staring at the kid like, what the hell?

Kids?

Amazing?

Wow, that's really good. It's really good.

Greg.

That kind of rivals one of yours. I agree, that's some pretty strong ones.

Motorcycle. No, I like it up and down like yeah, like a Yamaha or something. Yeah, I mean great.

Greg's had some classic, really great. Here's one good for four year old. Here's one of Greg's from twenty seventeen.

Oh sick.

Yeah, that's pretty good. And then it's pretty good. This is this is really good. This is Greg from Let's see Uh, this is the longest fart ever from for you.

The Wood Show.

We are wrapping up this round of this week in Audio and what's next your Sea Bass?

Hey guys, you know Martha Stewart has a podcast, No everysing GINO. I think our company's paying her fantastic thank you.

For years.

Oh okay, she's got Glen Powell. I'm Sammy okay, Yeah, Crafts and the rat faced actor Glen Powell.

Apparently for his new line of.

He Caught Him he was inside chewing the inside of her pumpkins.

Yeah, totally, and.

Well be on my podcast. What are these small droppings of that?

Yeah?

She caught him in a trap like Kylie Jenner. The chemist knows everything about makeup. Oh yeah, well the actor and knows. I guess we're o it too. He knows things about sauces, he does. And Martha Stewart, though, she knows a little something about Glen Pale.

I had already seen you on television and hit Man. Oh yeah, oh I love that one. Yeah, and you were so good at that, thank you. And I did watch you and you're Sydney Sweeney, a rom calm, thank you, and you're a handsome actor.

Watch out, Sammy.

All these cougars are trying to get at him.

Older eyesight's not good.

She's got a giant Costco size bottle of k WY and she's not afraid to use it. Martha Stewart sounding her age, she can elderly.

Why she thinks he's attractive? Her judgment is kind of out the window.

How dare you you gotta spit on it first, Glenn? It's Martha Stewart. And when he walked in, she jumped up on a chair. Yeah, get it this week and audio the Joe Budden Podcast. He's still doing his Yeah podcasting, doing really well. He had He's not naked in this one. He has Whiz Khalif and embarrassing. He's bringing shame to the city of Pittsburgh. Oh the Wizness. Yes, Pittsburgh's favorite sons. Somehow.

The the story the topic of is the Earth round or flat? That thing that was settled a couple thousand years ago? Yeah, came up and Whiz has an interesting take.

Is the Earth round?

I would say, no, which shape is it? I just believe that we live on a flat plane. Yeah, like a huge flat plane. Yeah, it's only because I've traveled so much. Did you ever get to the edge of the Earth? No, not that the routes that we take and how we do it, it's not possible to go up and down. You're just going straight.

Oh right, there's no travel north to south.

You don't go up.

You say that, whatdye? But I've never gone north to south. I've gone straight. Oh, just straight and I got left maybe yeah, right?

What an idiot? How embarrassing?

Yeah, I mean I don't know have yellow yellow, I don't have any of the straight face says stuff like we were What was the text we got earlier? It said it's not about Oh there was about something about pollution. Yeah, and uh, the smog and the pollution is not from because cars now don't bare zero mission. It's all the chemtrails from these damn planes that they're spraying constantly.

My question to those idiots is they, let's say the Illuminati spray, how are they avoiding the effects of the camp trails they're spraying.

Yeah, yeah, they have a special vaccine the water.

Rich people still die, right, that is just to throw everybody else off?

Or do you rich people ever die?

Oh?

Yeah, maybe maybe they go to the center of the earth and live and nobody knows. Why's the Pope dead if he's a part of Illuminati?

Is he Is he dead? He's just out there on on Easter Sunday and he was a fine.

Nobody in the Vatican library. Dude, all the other secrets.

There we go.

That's this weekend audio. Thank you, c Bass out here more wood. He shows next hang out. You better make her as ugly as she was in real life. She looked like a foot. She was so unattractive. She looks like Joe Pesci Woody Show Right Back,