HIGHLIGHT 30 MINS The Woody Show June 4th 2025

All right, welcome back in time for what do you show? Crossfire?

There was I just remember, man, my stepdad would watch CNN Crossfire, Blue Dobbs, and.

It was that dude that always went cross fire.

But I feel like everything's crossfire now pretty pretty much about all.

No, it wasn't.

It was Carlson. This was like back in like the eighties even earlier edition. Yeah, like early Dobbs and somebody else.

There was that bald guy who's married to Mary Mattlin and he looks like a lizard.

He was on there.

So anyway, we figured we ask our two friends, Hammer and Hank and half Baked, because apparently they both keep up with the news. Well, at least Hammer and Hanks got his podcast, which I guess had a big boost and subscribers.

Nice.

We were talking after his last appearance around the show. And also there's uh, there's some more update about Hammer and Hank half Baked. He just pays a lot of attention to the news, according to manas all right, let me bring these guys in here. Hold on, everybody said, how do a half baked? Hey, half bag, Let's.

Say what's up, my friend?

What's up?

All right?

Hold on and now I'm gonna bring in uh, let's see bringing Hank Hank?

Are you there?

Oh?

Hey, buddy?

All right?

So can you now half baked and Hank? Can you guys hear each other? I just want to make sure everything's dialed in proper. Yes, and where is that to know you?

Yes?

Hey, Hank?

All right?

Hank.

First of all, let me congratulate you. You got to sing the national anthem at the Modesto Nuts game.

Hold one.

That was that was big? So were you nervous, Hank?

So because we had you practice here on the show before you went and uh and got to sing at the game.

In fact, we have a little clip here. Do you guys want to hear it?

Yeah?

Okay, here we go.

This is a hammer and Hank doing the anthem at the Modesto Nuts baseball game.

Are nice and last supposed to.

Be standing hot over.

Was still there?

Oh Hank? Yeah, you made it? You made it through?

And did you get like did they give you like one of the jerseys or some kind of like gear?

Did you throw the pitch out? No, buddy, okay, nothing, just the song. I can tell this crossfire. I was gonna go al right, So are you guys familiar with how crossfire works. Yeah, okay, so the cross fire? Yeah, okay, exactly right.

So we're gonna throw a topic out to you guys, and then uh you each will have a chance to uh say what you want to say, and then you can react to the other person what they say, and we're gonna see if you guys can come to an agreement on a position on these different things. Okay, okay, all right, So Greg has greg abbit, don't know what that should So Greg, what's the what's the first topic?

Do we want to start? Serious or light? Sty light?

I'm really dying to know. Would you guys rather have a threesome with two hot chicks or a girlfriend all the time?

But she's only kind of hot?

I think that chicks.

We have the same taste.

Hey, yeah, all right, then happy what do you say?

Chick?

A chick all the time?

Six all the time?

Okay?

Alright, alright, Hey, hey, what happened that one time at the nightclub with that one chick that we're partying?

What happened that the sound buys set it up?

Good friend? He got his d suck. Yeah that's pretty good, pretty bad ass. Yeah, and now you're married or what? Yeah, you guys still together?

Nope?

All right?

One all right, Greg Gory, give us another one for Hammer and Hank and half Bake Crossfire.

Well, well, Gina had a great one that you wanted to know about the corporations.

And yeah, you know it's Pride month, as I'm sure you both know, and a lot of the big brands.

Rain.

Yeah, okay, anyway, Uh, they are pulling back on Pride merch this year. Do you think there should be more Pride merch or or are they right to pull back on that?

All right, half Bache, We'll start with you on this one.

I wouldn't buy that stuff, but if if you want to buy, it's your decision.

Okay, all right, just like the real crossman, Hank, what do you say?

I do hat take one?

Oh?

You agree with hat Bags.

Yeah, we're on the same page.

Have you ever gone to a Pride celebration, like a gay Pride thing.

Back in two thousand and two? Were you on like a part of a parade, like on a float or something?

Yes?

I always watching with.

Okay, all right, so he was part of the party cruise at the job. Yeah, Like I said, we have a Greg gets invited every year to be part of the float the Pride print in every year.

He says no, say no, thank you. Yeah, he respectfully declines. All right.

So our next topic, in fact, I'm gonna throw one out there for you guys. What to show crossfire with half banked and hammer and Hank. Okay, so you might have seen something about this in the news. Tinder as a joke a number of years ago for April Fools, they said that they were going to start incorporating like a hype filter, so when you were on the dating app, you could be able to say, like al Morgan says, like she wouldn't be interested in anybody under you know whatever.

The number one thing the dating apps have revealed is that women are the most heighthest in the world.

Yeah, and so anyway, that was that was That was what they did as a joke for a perfols. But now they're actually instituting it. They're doing a test run right now, so you can filter by height. Are you on board or off board with this idea and Hank or we'll start with you.

I don't go on dating apps.

I'm sorry now.

Here, maybe if I give you some perspective on it. You'll have more to say, some shortcuts and crane. They're upset about it. But here's the thing. It's not the first dating app to do this because Hinge lets their paid users filter by height, and somehow the planet Guys

I'm against it?

And why oh no, okay, thank you.

Let's let's go to Half Baked. What do you show crossfire? Half Baked?

What do you think on the tie?

I think it's good because you can just find what you want right away.

Yeah, great, you're your type.

Yeah, Like if you're wasting your time then you go through all this stuff, then you find out like, oh my god, that's just never going to work because of now you can say, you know, I argue that it's shallow.

Yeah, it's Yeah, you're pre screening a lot of guy because we heard us some women all the time. Is that I'm I'm actually an inch or two taller than my husband. And if this sort of filter was on their dating app when they first met, they would have never met. And you know, no kids, nothing else.

Yeah, now, half Baked, are you on the dating apps at all?

No? I get all the sixth anyways, he.

Doesn't need them. Half Baked is out of the clubs? Are you like meeting people at grocery stores? You just can't call on the streets.

What do you do?

I'll just find them and get them and choke him.

Yeah, okay, he.

Gets what he means and then he moves on. Yeah, have baked. And when's the last time? When's the last time you were with a woman?

Eighteen months?

Eighteen months ago?

Okay, all right, Hank, I'll ask you the same question, when was the last time you were with a woman.

About sixty minutes ago?

Sixty? There we go, it's a long time, there we go. All right.

So next question, what do you show crossfire for Hammer and Hank and half Baked.

Let's say you are out on a date with a woman. Everybody expects to get tipped, and we're just tipping left and right everywhere we go. Do you guys think tipping culture is totally out of control?

All right, half big, we'll start with you this time. Uh.

Yes, but do deserve tips, but maybe not to this extreme.

Okay, Like, what do you think would be a reasonable tip for good service? Like what you the standard?

Well, it depends on how much you paid in the restaurant, if it's like Chilis or Hooters, or obviously you have to tip a little more at Hooters.

Yeah, a little a little bit of extra. You know, there's.

Like five thousand factors per thing. Every situation is different and has its own set of rules.

But in general, because like right now, it seems like the average, like the like the average tip would be expected twenty percent. Yeah, that we've moved there. It used to be ten, then fifteen. Now we're up to twenty percent.

Yeah, and I think it should be fifteen percent.

Twenty percent is a little out there in outer space.

Okay, but what if you're just picking up your food. You're not even eating at Hooters, you're just picking up your hooter? Yeah, do you tip for takeout? I wouldn't Okay, all right, Hank, what do you say.

I'll take a woman out to a pop miss concert?

Okay, but how do you feel, all right? Don't tip?

Yeah?

Tip to musicians? Yeah?

Maybe maybe he Hank, maybe you misunderstood the question we weren't asking for.

Like what's a tip?

Like?

Not give us a tip for taking a check out?

This is like tipping culture, like when you go and you pay the bill, and like you tip the waitress or you tip the bartender.

Like, how do you feel.

I'll tip the waitress out?

All right?

What about it like a coffee shop and they're just handing you your coffee and they have little tip jars?

You always tip?

There?

About fourteen fourteen?

Now what about Like I said, every situation is different.

Okay, all right, we have time for one more question of this round of what do you show crossfire with Hammer and Hank and half Baked?

The next one?

Please, Greg Gory, Well, we're all hearing about the Diddy trial.

Do you guys have thoughts on the Diddy trial?

I think GeV is a baby oil machine.

I mean, it's not wrong.

The fruit I hope you burns in the hill. Allent, you going to the doble hockey stick.

Hockey. Needless to say, half Bake thinks that Diddy is guilty. Hammer and Hank, what do you say?

I agree with half Baked one makes sense and be full put it like that.

Yeah, Hank, haven't you met Diddy?

Didn't I have it? Oh?

I thought you met?

Thanks, you didn't meet him?

That's right? Hearing from you this week? Yeah, why what would happen? What do you think Diddy would have thought of Hank?

You would have thought he was a nice piece of me.

Yeah, well, there we go. It's our first ever round of what do You Show? Crossfire with Hammer and Hank and Half Baked Fellas.

Thank you so much for joining us. Hank.

It was tough to get a word in edgewise with you, but otherwise, great job with the anthem and you know, good luck continued success with the podcast. We understand you've gotten a lot of new subscribers since your last uh, since your last appearance on the show.

So I'm glad that's going well.

And uh and half Baked half Baked always good to talk to you, my friend.

Yeah. Remember she Department Store will live on in our hearts forever.

Okay, I never forget. He's going, all right, thank you, thank you, guys. We're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodies show for you next. Hang on, Woody Show, Morgan, are you ready?

Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here, y'all don't know this.

Hallucinating Woody?

Sure you know?

How about a wellness check on Morgan? How are you?

Morgan?

Did you miss us while we were gone?

Oh my god, I really did miss y'all.

Don't get me wrong.

It was nice, haven't you gone?

Oh?

Well we missed you. Well that's what I'm getting to is you look like you were having so much fun. And I'm usually not like a Disney person, but man, I wish I was on that cruisey. Yeah, so yeah, I did miss you.

So it was cool that we were gone, but I missed us. But missing how does that work?

Well?

I get it.

Yeah, it's like they get in the gang, you.

Know, folmo. But like, also, it's nice to not have us around.

Yeah, it's not like you guys came back and I'm like, oh, they're bad.

You know, I'm happy you guys.

Have you guys?

We gave her time to miss us.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, and everything's going well.

Yeah, things are good. Things with Cabo, things are well, no complaints there.

So are you still seeing each other about once a week?

Take about usually like on a Sunday on the weekends.

And then how about the fighting? How's that going going good?

Except for oh it's a long story, but there's drama with my quote unquote management. Oh yeah, if only someone would have warned me beforehand. So I'm actually looking for a new team, right, I have a coach and all that, but I'm looking for now a way in to get an actual fight, because to be booked and all that.

So they never came through with any kind of actual fight for you. They did.

They offered me a fight in April and I didn't go, unfortunately, although I would have would eat some butt over there.

But then there was.

Some drama with the management guy trying to hook up with the fighters. It got a little dicey. Only fans yeah, and that's another thing too. They wanted me to become an OnlyFans girl, and I'm like, no, I'm only here for the boxing part. So yeah, that coach, like the management guy, like his social media is completely gone, like all the reviews on his page are like this guy creeps me out.

If only somebody could have warned you ahead of time.

Yeah, he's coming.

It's a shame you guys didn't tell me.

I know right well for Hammer and Hank could sound Garden, The Woodie.

Show, The Woody Show.

I So, what did you guys think of crossfire with Hammer and Hank and Half Baked?

Loved it?

Big success?

Yeah, just real lucid points. Yeah, and insightful.

Gave me a lot to think about.

Some good feedback on the text, someone says love.

And Hammer and Hank in Half Baked. That's from the nine seven two Hammer and Hank and Half Baked for the perfect examples of Indica and Sativa.

Yes, the observation ever also true.

They really swayed my opinion.

Yeah.

On Hooters was asking, yeah, and give us your feedback on the text. That was the first time out for that segment, h did you like it something we should do again in the future? Let us know. On the text over to two two nine eight seven, Gina was saying, hey, has Half Picked ever done? Because it's just his delivery, his that's just the way he sounds, by.

The way, so good. It's not a put on it's not at all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I asked if he ever did like stand up.

Yeah, and it's true he did. We sent him to an open mic. I think it was menace, like three other people who were there, yep, but he went to an open mic night with jokes. That menace. That menace wrote Oh so like just like you'd have like the late night monologue Week in Review. Here's a little bit of a half bakes stand up at open mic night, grocery.

Business about access to plenty of big and I can put over your mom's heads?

Did it?

That was a sex chike? And also your mom is ugly?

Any singles ladies here tonight, some extra bags from.

Work and like.

Deli killer that.

Bags, you know, especially I'm on stage, especially forty him, he's got a dry ladies and gentleman Hugh Carter.

He was so I mean he would did like a whole like what fifteen minute set.

Maybe he crushed. Yeah, I'll go another joke.

I would just grab myself as the opposite effect you have after doing a line of blow.

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