FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 25th 2025

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It is Wednesday. It's June the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show. I'm bddy. That's Greg gory h. That is a menace. What are social media? A director? There's a Gina.

Grad Good morning.

Who is looking moist today?

She'll explained. Yeah, there was like a humidifier thing, which you could tell you about it anyway. That's if you're wondering why she's glistening. It's not hot flash dewey, she's dewey.

There's a sea mass. We got Sammy Morgan is here taking your phone calls. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is here, our video producer. We got Mengi. We got bored there in the Woodie Show production department. You are here to be a part of whatever you would like. He was like, sit there and just hang out like a wallflower.

That's fine too. Yeah, LURK eight seven seven four.

What is the phone number you can set us a text over to two two nine eight seven, like a humidifier?

What are you sick?

Okay, No, I always have a humidifier on because.

I get dry, and you know I liked to it's summertime. You also said I thought it was I thought it was winter when you had the heat on. Is when you would introduce a humidifier?

Maybe because I also like that ac and that's a little dry you are, so do I know? I love the humidifier.

She always has a portable fan, uh huh, and now she got the humidifier.

At all times, I was so pissed I forgot my fan. So I got this high end humidifier, and for whatever reason I can't figure it out. I push on and when I do, in the middle of the night, it went from forty percent, which is what it's supposed to be on, to ninety percent.

But who adds humidity to the air in summer.

You're supposed to do, it's not that humid.

Winter is when you're I need nature.

I need all year round humidity. So what do you care?

You know, it sucks about the like I just remember when I was a kid, and then even now, like you know, when the kids were sick, My wife would set up the humid fire or my mom when I was growing up with humifier, and you wake up and everything has a condensation of everything's work feels like I hate it.

I do too, I hate it. This went feeling U.

But this went. And those are like the old school vaporizers with the waters just spraying everywhere.

Humidity is the worst.

But I I think, you know this is like good because I get all like clogged up. Whatever it helps. But but for some reason, when I it knows like right when I go into rem sleep and it turns itself to ninety percent and I wake up and I have like like lesionaires, like jungle disease. So if anyone knows how to fix it. I had a bit a fire, please let me know.

At one point I was I told you I rented a room in someone's house. I was poor, Yeah, I remember Morgan take notes. This was like I literally just rented a room out of somebody's house. I had access to the kitchen and then my room had a bathroom. Oh nice, like almost like a master bedroom. But like so they rented out and I forget what I paid. It was it was mega cheap, so just way to save money if you don't have like a you.

Know, a ton of scratch, or you don't want a roommate but kind of like Morgan situation, you don't want a roommate, but yeah, share house.

Yeah I was like not a roommate, but you could share a house.

Like I didn't have access to the entire place, like I could use the kitchen and then otherwise I I had to keep it to my I to keep it to my room, which is fine. I was barely there. I wasn't like I was hanging out all the time. But anyway, that for whatever, how the reason they kept it so warm was for some medical condition that one of the guys who owned the house had or whatever. So like my room was always crazy hot, and it

We could never live together.

And you also have an air purifiers.

A ton of those are they on or they're just sitting in your.

I turned two of them on, and I should turn all of them on just for funzies, but I always forget I cut.

Up today blatant radio rip off thanks to the Adam Corolla Show where Gina used to work for eight years. Oh yeah, well no, like he doesn't he doesn't do.

It anymore right now, he won't care.

Yeah, so it's like a good will radio bit. Yeah, we're plugging him.

Yeah.

Month is about to wrap up. But the Sea Bass went gay walking.

Right, this is like jay walking again, And ask your parents' kids. It's basically it's do u I keep it with gays. It's a better way to put it for.

It isn't always the games though, what's the difference the sober gaze with intention the time?

The people that are the drunks of the d u IQ are like just so happens to be worse. We're Sea best is hanging out. Yeah great, it's a coincidence. Fault Gays are fun, greg.

I ow gays are fun. They love a good drink anyway.

Or news headlines Birthday's porn of Birthday all coming up here in this and this morning's edition of The Woody Show. I didn't have something else for Morgan, you know there for dollars we got we got dad there for dollars. Run from the cops. We're talking about that series of videos that we're online where women who are married to cops.

Oh so you even brought up?

And she does this through sites like only Fans, charging over one thousand dollars per date.

Sick. She has a.

Reported net worth of nearly one million dollars. Now I'm sure that's self reported.

Wait, are these like virtual dates she goes on? Actual date she does.

She says that she never accepts a day with the man unless she's getting paid.

Smart, and that she also has a rule to never do more than holding hands with her date.

Good look, I mean how much much money doing nothing?

That's food.

I think there's guys out there that would do that. For sure, there are guys, but they are they got to be so hard to find. Right, it's not like it's Japan where it's just endless amount of guys.

Oh yeah, that'd be an idea.

I mean I would moved to Japan like a princess, you would.

Yeah.

Oh, and I'm really tall, stand out.

You're like twice the size of the average Japanese guy. Yeah except for Yeah, he's very rare.

But the the you know, pay to be my girlfriend thing is major Japan really like here obviously not as big, but you probably could find a couple of guys.

Yeah.

I thought the same thing, like, how the hell are you earning that kind of money just doing nothing more than holding hands.

In Australia, I get some guys like mostly older, I would say, like about to die. They just want to go out to lunch with something, right, which I'm down for that, But again, how do you find them?

And it could be in their will?

Oh think about that.

Howld you find them?

Just go do?

Yeah your lot?

You should troll retirement homes, just stand outside.

Yeah, wasn't there those porn stars those only fan chicks that were doing that.

They were hanging out with all the old guys.

Oh you talking about Wisconsin Tiff, Well yeah.

He actually cares about thank you.

She's freaking nasty. She's like, yeah, she's just like showing.

Up at Hell. She's doing more than holding.

I love it.

It's called community service.

Thank you.

Well, just another idea for you. Morgan.

Hey, I'll take it money out there, taking the money?

Greg?

Did you ever?

I'm just another friend that minded you ever cancel a paramount? Plus?

I did you? Yeah on your advice, because I thought when I canceled, it would be gone forever because I paid through August, and you're right. It just says, okay, your last day will be whatever, August twenty fifth. And I went to cancel it and it said, oh, you didn't sign up on the app. You signed up on the website. So then I go to the website and I click the thing and it takes me right back

Good, But well next year is going to come around because there's going to be a new Tulsa King, I.

Know, and then you're going to want that join again. But do you think they'll make that offer again?

No, No, just to try and keep you at the time.

So but anyway, if you well, what's the department, what's the say this as someone who every single month basically gets a new service and cancels that service instantly.

Yeah, they all have that offer all the time.

I just did that with my internet and I called and said, hey, this is too expensive. I'm going to cancel, and they're like, no, don't care.

But if he's already canceled and is about to come out and cause again, is he gonna get fifty.

It's only when you cancel try they just want to keep you.

Yeah, okay, So yeah, well I guess I maybe I'm screwed. They won't make that offer again. But if pro tip though, if you have Paramount Plus and you want it to be cheaper, just cancel it and then just click the offer. Yeah, fifty that applies to every streaming service. Has sure got to one oh nine and they said, how about fifty nine.

It's not a streaming service, But I'm going to try that with my pensurance, which I've been campaigning for for like the past ten years on the show.

But do.

They said, oh, just a heads up in two months, it's doubling.

Well, yeah, you know how much money you've sent through them?

Yeah, yeah, I've got my money's word out of them for sure by far.

But I'm just like, oh, dude, do I buy it?

But I think like if I, if I pay it, I'm still going to save money.

Though, Yes, I mean the way that your dog's rack up medical bills. What a dog ambulance dog?

Yeah?

Oh yeah, yeah, yes, it was a dog ambulance ambulance.

They're getting older now.

Yeah, and I told you Maturo was going through cancer treatment that was like forty something thousand dollars.

She's good now, oh yeah, she was talking about that. Yeah, she's good when she was drunk at the at the problem.

Here's a morbid question.

But said like, I got a couple of different kinds of cancer, so they're all gone.

Yeah, she's good. When the day comes that they're no longer of this earth. Are you going to get more dogs?

Uh?

Yeah, I'm thinking about I love having dogs around.

What's the next trend to your dog? Like, because you don't but at this point, like you don't invest in more French bulldogs, right because that guy. It's a downside of that trend. I love what's what's the I know, but what's the next one.

The next one is going to be what's the next hot dog, hot breed?

The next hot breed is definitely gonna be uh, short haired Brussels Griffin.

They're all over New York Brussels Griffin.

They are short hair, but not the long haired ones.

They look like little gremlin like yeah, yeah, so they're like, uh, oh, this is the dog from stupid.

So though with the Will Ferrell and Jamie Fox.

Straights straight, yeah, that is.

They are trending your right, menace.

But they're looking at the long haired one again. I said, short.

Had oka equally ugly, probably ugly. It's a smash face dog. It's like a smash face.

But they're yeah, they're really small, small dogs.

Menace you will.

Yeah, I hate having big dogs kids. They take huge dumps and I don't want to clean that.

Short haired Brussels Griffins look like pugs with a learning disability.

Yeah, and pugs look like that, but those are extremely hard hard to get.

Oh, they are not cute, but I love.

French bull dogs. They are clown dogs.

They are super fun that's their nicknames or dogs, and they're funny as heck.

So do you know who didn't care at all about my experience when I, uh, when I went back to them was Men's Warehouse. What do you mean really is I rented this suit for the what do you show?

Problem?

And what was the problem with the suit that.

I read the clown tie, the wimpy.

You know wimpy from Popeyes.

Glad they pay you.

It was way too short, but it's pre tie because that's what you get when you when you rent these suits. You're five years old.

Right, I mean, so whenever you rent a suit, that's what they give you, right, which I didn't realize until I already had the stupid thing, and I didn't realize till I put it on. It was why, there's gotta be a way to justice, know there was, and so it was it was too short.

It looks stupid. So when I went back on they go, they go, So how was everything?

I said?

It was fine, except the tie is like a child's tie. It goes down to above your belly button. Above the belly button. Okay, it looked ridiculous. Well, it's because you're supposed to wear it with a vest. I go, no, You asked that this is a suit, not a tux.

You asked me if I was going to wear a vest I said no, And at that point it should be a long en.

Well, that's the only size we offer. Well, and then that's all. And then heads up and that's all. That's all they said.

They gave me the return like I returned at receipt to show that I returned it and that was it. Didn't even say thank you and say like you asked me if there, if everything was fine, I told you what the issue was.

Like you got a Warner brother, Now what.

Do you I would I'll ask you this as I don't wear suits almost ever, but I still have for some reason, half a dozen ties.

Yeah. I was gonna say, every man, like that's I do, like you have at least would ten I have.

I don't own a suit jacket, ten ties, but I do have. I do have a couple of ties, but I never ever use them, and I would have never thought to bust it out when I rented a suit and I saw him there. They gave you a pair of socks the tie you could see his hold.

They give me a pair of socks.

This is like everything. Now you keep the socks.

But yeah, because oh yeah, you get everything shoes because you get the shoes, you go dope, you get the shoes you get to Whenever you rent the tucks or a suit, that's what you get.

You get everything you had to.

Yeah, the little cuff.

Links are in the little bag thing and the whole thing is in there. So I'm like, all right, ties in there. Whatever, We're good. Boom, it's done.

See.

This is where you messed up, though, because every time you rent a suit you always have to do a pre fashion show to make sure you're good before you're.

What I tried on, because when you go to pick it up, they make you try on the pants, the shirt, and then just anything that could need altered. Nobody thinks about the tie, and.

It absolutely did. See now I know.

See I thought it was a regular tie, and I thought, oh man, Mody doesn't know how to tie a toe.

I do know how to tie it right.

Even if the tie was cut for a vest, you can always tie ties shorter or longer, assuming there's enough length. So that's not a val excuse on their part at all.

Yeah.

I guess so people don't mess with it, so it always is tied because God forbid you get it where it's untied and then someone doesn't know what they're doing.

This whole thing is built for little kids. That really is badly what I sold televisions. I would have to wear a tie every single day, so I had like so many ties. But recently for this party, I went to go shopping for a bow tie, and dude, the tie sections are way smaller than when I used to have to go shop.

Nobody's there's only so many weddings and funerals ago to.

Ya, Dude, the tie sections used to be massive.

And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning, Yeah, June twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here, giveing us some of your valuable time today.

I'm wady. That's great.

Gory Friday mentioned ye today. Thanks usually that's what I've been doing every day.

That's yay. Good morning, Greg. Have you pride? Pride? Do you even have to do that? Because Greg talks about.

A con you'll forget to say it because it's all I celebrate you menace. He's our social media director. Hi finds follow us on social media. At the Woodie Show, Good morning to you, Gina, greg We've got Sea Bass who did some gay walking blatant radio ripoff.

We got that coming up this hour. And on our Pride Month, there's Sammy. We got Morgan. Morgan's here. She's taking to calls eight seven seven forty four Woodie. I'm sure a lot of people are giving her advice on her situation with her her sister, a lot of feedback on them. Oh yeah, trying to get her away from this. We were talking more if you if you missed a conversation.

Life change, life change, golipate.

Yeah, I went over to New Zealand, ended up with this this guy, this boyfriend living in a van and her visa is going to be expiring in September, and Morgan's concern wants to know, you know, what are you doing? Are you just gonna be hanging out.

With this dude whatever?

And Gina was on the social media and again, as we've said before, if you're going to do stuff that's you know, gonna reflect poorly on you, either legally or otherwise, Like keep it off social media, do it privately. Rails of coke and you're right like, yeah, well no, you just saw it.

Was looking for it. Morgan said it was the story story.

Well, I thought you saw it, saw that it was cocaine, thought was rails, yes, correct.

So cool.

I said it was an art piece. There is a lot.

Of that people, even the guy stupid stuff like the guy not that it's illegal, it's a moral but like the guy who graduated UCLA that was holding up the computer showing all the chat GPT work. Yes, stuff off the internet.

Some things could be private.

Well, and that's the thing these generations today, these kids, they bust themselves. The reason they're in jail is because of them.

Yeah, yeah, all day. Yeah, I mean, uh well, good good, good luck with that, Morgan.

Thanks. I texted her yesterday and she hasn't responded yet.

So that's gonna start different data.

Yeah.

Yeah, the Pride Month things coming up. We'll do some gay walking, which was something Adam Carolla did on his show a couple of times. There was a bit on The Tonight Show back when Jay Leno. Yeah, and uh he would talk to people. It was called jaywalking. And then Adam Carolla did one called gay walking. And since we've done you know, top versatile rap in his bottom, we had a couple of different things we did uh

And he got involved. He did he Oil wrestle Raiding Champion. Still, that's right, you know for a project for the show. It was very unsafe, as I recalled. It was on a back patio area and they put they put a wrestling mat down which they just had.

Uh huh.

And but the problem is backed up against what was some kind of outdoor fireplace. So there were bricks like oh geez, very safe.

Start rough housing somewhere you're like, hey, someone's gonna get hurte.

Uh No, there were guys will be really willing to give your mouth to mouth and no hesitation party you're walking to, they're like, hey, you got some wrestling mats in the corner there. You want to want to take your shirt off?

And I got the baby that happens at straight bars.

Hey, completely unrelated. Have you guys ever gone through and it happens from time to time or like one little thing or two little things here or there. Have you guys ever gone through a period of your life where it seems like everything is unnecessarily difficult. Yes, pra like the little things And this is what I'm going through right now. And it's one of those things that would lead me to look up karma or no, no.

I didn't do that kind of thing.

And it's stupid stuff like I dropped something at home yesterday.

It was just a pen.

Yeah, I'm in my kitchen dining room area. There's only so many places it could go. But when it dropped, and it was just like a quick thing. I didn't throw it nothing, just it just dropped and you would think it'd be somewhere within like a foot or two around your feet. Somehow this thing ended up damn near across the room. It was a dramatic distance. I'm like, how did that even happen? Yeah, but you're looking, You're

Here, and you kind of don't want to give up because then you think you're going crazy.

I went to go put on my jacket. I had like a little windbreaker jacket.

It.

I don't know how because I never take off jackets this way, but I wanted to go put on Like, what the hell's going with the ones? The one sleeve was inside out? Unnecessarily difficult. I was walking around again the kitchen area. Somebody when they went to go get ice out of the freezer, one ice cube must have dropped. It melted onto the floor. Didn't see it. Stepped on it with a sock, just a little wet pedal. It's dumb things. Oh woke up this morning, got on my phone.

I'm like, what the hell's going?

The phone, for some reason, even though it was plugged in, didn't charge.

Oh weird. It's all these little.

Things that are adding up and it makes you not to kill somebody. Yeah, Like, what is going on?

Why are you just focusing on them? Maybe I have no idea.

There's been a lot going on recently, but like even these little things are all happening at once, and you understand like every once in a while, but it just seems that everything's happening all at once. Very stuff though they are, They're all all very much minor things. I'm not saying they're a big deal. It just weird.

It usually happens over the course of just one day where you feel the whole world is slowing you down, Like you get every red light, you get cut off in traffic, somebody cuts you off at the grocery store, like you feel like every day somebody's trying to make you late or something.

I had, I had my arms full of stuff. I hit the unlocked thing on my fob for the car, and my car has this thing where it knows whatever distance you are and so it'll like when you walk away, the doors will lock automatically. Okay, So I had unlocked it, have my arms full of stuff. As I get within one step of the car, all of a sudden it goes click click, and locks up.

I'm like, you gotta be right.

I was carrying in groceries, uh, from the car, and I had my keys, which are always in the same pocket, right, and so I had grabbed you know how you try to carry all the bags at once. Of course, everybody you want to you want to make, you want to make, you want to make the least number of trips possible

To the garage, you could have just walked right into the house. Yeah, I was gonna ask.

I was gonna Sammy, is mercury in retrograde or like one of these spiritual things?

No, I don't think it is yet.

Oh wow, what else? Could it be?

A gypsy curse? Perhaps has a gypsy curse? Maybe is that? I mean, you guys have these times or it's just me. No, those periods like every stupid is that is that mental exhaustion that kind of gets you to because.

That's really in your case, it is because other people aren't doing it to you. You and like yeah, like the world are just kind of doing it.

Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not saying anybody's doing it thing to me.

I'm not.

I don't feel like a victim at all. It's just it's weird and frustrating because you're like, why why is everything unnecessarily difficult? These easy things? Life is difficult. There's a lot of things that are difficult and that should be difficult even sometimes you know, like you should have to work at certain things. Certain things should just happen.

Like putting yoursel like arm through your sleep, Like you.

Go to turn the light switch on and all of a sudden, like now's the time when you're really now's the time when when you don't have time to deal with it that for whatever reason, you got to call electrician because something.

Went wrong or the light bulb went out. You can't get yourself.

But I'm just saying, like, you know, now's the time to that happen.

Yeah, why now?

I think that happens to everybody.

Yeah, but that the pen story is pretty interesting because I was watching Inside Edition last night, my favorite, and this lady's like, she went to the bathroom, she had her wedding ring on, and then suddenly it's just gone. She can't find it. Right, that happened twenty years ago. She was just remodeling her bathroom and the ring was behind the cabinet the whole time. Yeah, but she said it was so frustrating because she's like, I was there, I looked everywhere. It was like the last time I

Really kind of sat and put some thought into all Right, man, maybe you just need to take a deep breath.

Yeah, what'd you come up with?

Well, I'm basically doing two full time jobs and I've been getting very little sleep for an extended period of time now since March. Since March, I'm averaging three maybe four hours of sleep, you know, for a twenty four hour period. So I'm doing I'm doing two full time jobs because I'm here, and then I go right to flight school five or six days a week because I'm

Yeah.

Well, it also affects your patience because you are tired and whatever.

And you know, I just can't believe you took your jacket off, a sleeve went inside out and then you just hung it up. I didn't fix it.

I didn't even realize it.

I know, I can't believe you didn't realize he's come back. Yeah, what is wrong? What is happening to you? Oh my god?

What That type stuff happens to me all the time. Unnecessarily difficult, petty crap, and it's so frustrating.

Yeah, I think you're right. I think yours is lack of sleep induced.

And when you can't like put your finger on whatever it is that makes concrete sense, it's even more frustrating because at least if you know what it is, you're like, oh, okay, it's.

X y Z.

Yeah, I need a nap, yeah.

Because then you can fix it.

Right, When you drop something and it goes flying and you can't find it, it's kind of along the lines of if you spill the teeniest amount of your drink. It looks like a oh goddamn crime scene. Absolutely well, spill like a thimbleful of wine. It looks like you murdered.

And you know it travels more than anything else. You ever drop your air pods?

Oh yeah, they bounce, Oh go everywhere they will.

I mean you'll find them in four rooms over.

They'll find every single crack everywhere. It's crazy.

This is like.

And you.

Yeah, it's it's and we're getting ready to close out Pride month, and then all the companies will just go back to pretending.

Yeah exactly, you know the other eleven months, Well they go on to their next thing that they can whatever whatever minority or.

Yeah, what's the what's the next?

Uh?

You know what you say, you're the money office.

Why pot they gotta go that?

We can't make money off that.

The group that you can, it's gotta be like with no arms, no legs, going to like swim camp, you know that slipper school or something that kids with flipper arms.

It's gotta be something slippers. Yeah.

Anyway, so this is blatant radio ripoff Adam Carolla, who blatantly ripped off Jay Leno's jaywalking. He blatantly was screwing with it, having fun with the concern, and then he did something called gay walking, talking to gay people out on the streets. And so for Pride Month, we sent our gay correspondent, see Mass out into the streets to talk to Do you like Q? You brought it up in menace, like for some reason, it's like.

Do you y Q?

Yeah?

What do you?

Maybe he's not he's a gay whisper, Like you're talking to gay people.

You're asking gay people stereotypically heterosexual questions and seeing how well the gay person does.

Okay, that's so. And you were just kind of what this is a gay bar?

He said, I was just you know, up in the alley behind a gay bar, or seeing who passed by as a normally am our first guy he or he's an older a gay okay of a certain age. Roderick is gonna tell us about RODERI exactly. You couldn't go by rod but no, because he's gay.

It's you got to go by your full name, Michael Williams greg Ory.

Yes, they're gonna talk to him about what his partying influences are and are not, so you can get it to know this particular gay.

All right, so when you.

Party and party, First of all, I don't do Crystal like a lot of people here. They mean, do you party? They want to know if you do that, and I don't do that.

It's disgust me.

But let's just talk about gay men and crystal math and it makes you uninimpoitude. Someone took my identity of staying with me.

Sorry to hear that, I'm not.

It's all good. I don't I'm not attracted to wind with guns from South Central anymore. They filled me a bunch of times, but I got it now, I'm good.

Okay, Wow, Roderick been through it.

Does not do Crystal. Matthew doesn't party like that. Apparently it's a big issue. I've heard that before. It's it's an issue in especially the younger gays.

Is there a name for older gay ist greg like there's bears or otters? Great question, Daddy, queen Saddy? I think daddy, Daddy, Yeah, daddy.

All right, Well, let's ask Roderick some gay perhaps gay hard for Gates to answer questions.

Okay, it's like Battle of the sexes.

But you know what are three brands of power tools?

Three brands of power tools. All right, so he's older, gay, but he doesn't seem like he's really with it though. Yeah, I just I think that would be a tough question for almost anything.

What do you want to scoff at?

These fools?

I can think of two, that's right, I can think of two brands. I can't think of never heard I was gonna say, Dwelton, M wait, black and Decker.

Sure, yeah, personally, okay, I've got I just like the I just like the black and gold aesthetic, as you know, as a steeler and penguins.

Should be fair because I always asked, like, what's the best?

Is it? Steel? Is it?

You know?

What?

People don't Everyone has their favorite, but I think it mostlyems to do with colors. To be fair.

Yeah, well no, because you know what, I saw the majority of the contractors that I worked with working with those tools, and so I'm like, oh, these must be these must be good. They certainly weren't cheap, so they you know, it's more expensive, they must be good.

My friend's dead who was a plumber, so you always talked about his d Waltz get them on day Walt.

Yeah, yeah, I have Ryobi. What's your chainsaw, Greg, I believe that's black and Decker. Okay, what's the m one that's red?

Isn't that blue?

Isn't Makita blue?

No?

No, you're thinking of a that's Is that not the Low's brand in Milwaukee Milwaukee.

Blue, I'd be like Amazon Essential.

Yeah?

All right, So do you think he'll be able to get this one? Yeah, Roderick three, I'll say, I'll go no.

Yeah, I'm saying no.

It's the safe bet, right, Yeah, No, let's go.

Yes, I'm going to go, yes, Roderick.

What are three brands of power tools?

Gregory Darling? You know as well as I do? Three brands of Poe Toers and Mikita. I was a carpenter when I was younger, Nikita, home depot whatever standard brand paint.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not into that.

Okay, yeah, Greg, how do you feel about your identity being started?

I know Roderick just mentioned his identity getting started here. I am let me explain.

When I set this up, I say, because I always try to make it like I'm like I'm doing this for somebody else to say, Well, this guy in our show Grey, he's gay and He wrote some questions, thinking that no other gays will know these as a challenge for them, but I'm not challenging them a third party's challenge.

Why Milwaukee is red? Is blue? Wikita is blue?

What idiots said that?

Oh?

Good god?

All right?

So next one, this is rod Rick. It's some gay walking for Pride Month. What are three different types of baseball?

Is?

All right?

We can all do that?

Yeah, I think that's that.

Man.

Yes, I'm gonna say yes. I would think yes, can you do it?

Greg?

So?

Uh? Curveball? Yeah?

Uh?

Slow pitch? Is that one offul going? Okay, curveball, go back to the curve ball, fast pitch. When I was I just asking you the other day, like I said, I don't know what a rubber match is. I don't know anything about I mean, that's a basic. So you have curveball. Okay, there's the the grounder now the itches great, right, and then the curveball.

The curveball, the ground, the curve ball, curve ball, fastball slaughterer. You might have been slow. You might have been thinking change up.

That's what I was thinking. I got this cutter now right, and then don't forget the curveball.

Split scene fastball right under hand, three points.

The underhand curveballball.

Yeah, so I will say, but I will say, Roderick will will get it.

There's no way.

No, I don't think.

No, I'm gonna say he gets it. You think gets it?

All?

Right, here we go. Let's find out.

What are three different types of baseball pitches?

My dad played monogue baseball, so I'll be dead if I didn't know this, Like a fastball, a curveball, and uh strikeout, oh god.

So close, like one of them fastball strikeouts, not one. No, you said fast pitch.

Like you're playing softball.

Fastball. It is called for a fast pitch.

Fast pitch.

Yeah, there's a fast pitch softball, yeah, wow.

And curveball. I said that. I forget. I love how this guy sets it up. Well, I was a carpenter, Well, my.

Dad was.

Anything.

There was one time we were doing a dumb ass spelling bee with this guy who was like an intern on our show, and uh, the word was restaurant. He goes, well, I used to work at a restaurant. I can get this one. Oh yeah, yeah, like I used to work at a restaurant. Therefore I know how to set the name of the place restaurants. You had to write it down a lot, and that's why, Like, Okay, that's.

One of those words I always spell wrong, by the way, is it I just I think now I think it's r E s t a u r a n T.

Correct.

Okay, but I always did r e s t a r a u n t.

I spelled restaurant r e s t a u n e n T.

Job. Good job, all right?

Question number three for rod Rick and gay walking, you'd use a rod a reel and allure in what activity?

Come on, everybody knows is a five year old I used to be a fisherman, so I've seen movie Dick.

Yes, there I see.

Do we keep giving Roderick too much credit? Do we say yes on this on this one?

Yes? Yes, yes, the last one.

Although there is a thing where people take weird pride and going I don't sports words, are they? Then they have to go over the top with like, yeah, you know, I'm just not really in the sports.

Sports teams?

Yeah, yeah, right, oh go local team?

What usually the most unfunny people say that?

Agreed? All right? So for Rodercurser, yeah, come on, he's not two years old.

Yes, menace, he doesn't get it all right, you'd use a rod, a reel and allure in what activity?

Fishing exactly? So what a shriff to do with fishing?

She has a great house in Malibu that she may have sold.

And Alison Florida was she in a movie like about a mermaid or something? Am I thinking of?

With one on? A love you one on? No call me?

Well?

Actually, Barbius joy sand direct My life story, your God in my dreams.

He's not start out well, he's certainly on gay because he's his share and Barbara Streiss he.

Just lost his mind.

Yeah, all right, well this is around a Pride month gay walking, and we have another person to talk to. We're gonna do that after the break fishing, I know, Okay, more money show.

Coming up, The Wood Show will be right back.

Show you're doing some gay walking. It's a pride month. And who is this next person? Sea Bess?

Yeah under gay here Selby who's gonna tell us about what he's about to do, which is go to a drag show? Of course, right as all gays are doing all the time. What do you drink when you're going out to see a drag show?

I don't drink, so I usually be drinking Minesota's because that apparently gives me high. Sodas gives me high.

So you don't even need no, I don't even nothing. It's a sogar rash. So you're like, you just call straight edge. They say that's the only thing straight about your right, Yeah, that's probably it. Now what you're wearing tonight? What is this?

This is from?

And it is a mess shirt? Yes, it's it's a fishing Is that what men can see?

Your muscles?

Yeah, mess us and my body in my back, my curves.

That's what you've been saying about the sodas, right, Yeah, for sure, sodis.

He likes them. He likes them weed sodas. Yeah, there's so much fun. Yeah. Well I was just thinking.

I was like when this guy was six years old and talking like that, he was so sassy.

Right.

He had all the girlfriends.

Then?

All right, so first question for Salvy, who are three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

No way that'd be a no dog god going to a drag show with a mess shirt.

Yeah, they I will say, no Ginigrad, not a chance, Greg Gory, no menace, No way, sammy. All right, who are three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

Yeah, I would annoy it.

She watched the football No, probably my bible.

I'm looking at a guy's bad.

They have the football plane in this one. You just anybody's name.

I don't know the butts.

What's a good button?

Your like?

What does it look like?

It's the tickline with those football shorts?

Very sweaty short, sweaty, got to be sweaty.

Yeah, there you found a unicorn? Okay, who doesn't drink? What? Yeah? That's like, I know, never happens? Is he really gay? All right? Next question?

There are three brands of tobacco dip?

All right?

Named three brands of tobacco dip?

I can't name any You can't.

Skull, okay, Copenhagen, Cope, yeah, bro ad.

At Zin, What is it?

What is it?

What am I thinking of? Codyactly?

Does zoom count Zin?

I would say that it's not No, it's more of a pouch, which is not as America's best. Let's not forget red Man.

Yeah, there's you mentioned Skull?

Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Kodiak, Sorry.

I got way closer than I did.

I never heard of that I will say, No, he does not know it, Megan, no, Mega, no, no, no, no, all right. Question number two, what are three brands of tobacco dip Marlboro, Marlborough and came do you do you do any dip it all? Now? Do you do anything bad at all?

And just text the guys.

Good Marlborough and Camel.

I mean, do they make dips? I don't believe they don't think or maybe they're under the same parent company.

Maybe you get this guy way too much credit I'm saying.

I'm saying that in general, like Philip Morris, Okay, they make whatever Marlborough, but they also make whatever the dip it.

I don't know this.

And is there a brand called sex with Guys we need.

To make a month?

SeaBASS is doing some gay walking around and around the gay bars and talking to these different folks, asking them questions that you would think that most straight dudes would no, but do they know it? And this is salve. Question number three, what's.

The best way to get a woman to shut up? This last one more open ended? Maybe I was gonna say, I think this is going to be a yes, all right, women be talking? Yeah, Okay, what's the best way to get a woman to shut up?

Hm?

Well, I mean he's going to come up with something great.

Everybody has their own answer, right, and I don't know if I know that answer.

Some guys will say it's point to something the body.

You know. Well, some guys will say, you know, yeah, let her go out with her girlfriends, women be shopping. Yeah, you give her the credit card.

Okay, let's let's learn. How would andy shut you up?

Good luck?

I mean probably agreeing with me or just like just like throwing me up against the wall, like kissing me.

Yeah, sure, I love that, all right, Sammy, How could a guy shut you up?

Yeah?

How much?

You know, just agreeing with you? Because then there's nothing else to be like yelling about, you know, you know.

If you know they're just agreeing with you and to shut you.

Up, Yeah, because then there's just kind of no argument there anymore.

Well, then that's all that women want when they're talking, is for you to agree with them.

Yeah, all right, I have a therapy.

I'll say that he will have he will have an answer of some kind.

Yes, he will have an answer of some kind. All right, here we go, Question number That's the.

Best way to get a woman to shut up.

That's so misogynistic insects discussion.

I did not miss to answer.

I agree with you. I'm a feminist. I would not say that I'm a feminists for that. You don't make women shut up.

You let them talk because they know what they're talking about.

Yes, queen, shut up. I didn't get him the show shut up.

I agree with him.

My issue is going to be like, upset them in some way, because then you just get the.

Silent when the silent treatment type, Well, I.

Have a female boss who was the worst, and I loved when she was mad at me because then she'd leave me alone. So I think you're onto something.

Then.

I've said that a number of times, the silent tree, but is not a punishment.

Yeah, you love me?

What did I do? Babe?

Tell me what did I What did I do to deserve the silent treatment?

Because I'll do it again.

Yeah, I want to make a note. Yeah, the only time I want to be left alone, I'll make sure I trigger the silent treatment. Yeah.

The only time the silent treatment sucks is like when it's dinner time. He's like, you know where you mean you're gonna leave me alone? And we don't have to speak.

So she starts, Oh no, she starts going, you know, oh, they do have a point, and then you get the silent treatment.

Yeah.

I do, like when you know the.

Other person is mad at you, and you know they're mad and they're making a point to like pout almost like where there's like they have this like look on their face. M For some reason, I get some odd pleasure out of that. Again, I think it's funny, uncomfortable because I think it's funny because it seems so immature. Just say what you got to say, exactly like, but this whole thing of like the look, the scoff, the going out, no short answered well, and girls will do.

That to other girls. And I become the dude, And I say, just because you're mad, I don't automatically become a mind reader.

So you either tell me what's wrong or we move on. Sona, get upset about it. It looks more silly to me. It does look it's like a toddler with a tantrum. It looks silly. Yeah, No, that's funny. All right, Well, thank you Sea Bass. There's some gay walking probably mount and credit we know, credits Ed Corolla.

Yeah, who am I Woody Shop.

And we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct world.

It's Wednesday morning.

It's June twenty fifth, twenty twenty five, Woody Greg, there's a menace right there with her social media director. Hi, I got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan's heies taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us a text over to two to nine eight seven. Gina grad is here, she's got your trending news headlines.

Yes, well.

The Diddy trial is wrapping up as both sides rested their case yesterday. The prosecution spent the last six weeks bringing up all to graphic evidence from videos to text to witness testimony, while the defense didn't call a single witness the entire trial.

Apparently yesterday were showing videos of one of these hotel freak offs. Nice making everybody watch it.

Yeah, I got to take a break.

Now that's a jury duty.

Yeah, sign up for well. Instead, the defense read from texts and police notes, arguing that all these events were consensual. The next step will be the judge and lawyers meeting up today to sort out jury instructions and closing argument should happen tomorrow. Legal analysts think the prosecution has a real shot to convict on some of these charges, but the sex trafficking charge and rico claims may be harder to make sticks.

So we'll see.

Yeah, I think I don't know, dude, he's nothing's going to happen in this guy he met has made a prediction that he's going to do about two and a half years.

Yeah, maybe he's not being charged with being a PERV. He's not being charged even with domestic violence. That's not what the federal charges are. It's all the Gina just said, the lacketeering. This in the trafficking Sammy, When is the celebration party of Diddy bean free?

Are they out of champagne or now he's getting locked up? Okay, Well, the twenty twenty five NBA Draft is here. The first round kicks off tonight at eight pm Eastern and will be broadcast on ESPN and ABC. Streaming available on ESPN Plus and Fubo. This will be the second time the draft is split over two days. Round one tonight tomorrow. It's all going down at Barclays Center in Brooklyn. All eyes are on the Duke's standout Cooper Flag. He's expected

I saw a couple, you know, drinking games for watching the draft. Yeah, you're supposed to take a shot whenever a player is described as scrappy or a baller, more references made to his motor. Okay, that's a very common general motor.

Yeah, take a shot. If the words raw or upside are used, I'll describe an the draft picked under the age of twenty one.

I'll take a shot. Every time someone's names is you don't know.

Yeah, chug a beer. The draft pick can be seen wearing at least four pieces of jewelry. That's good, and another if the announcer refers to that jewelry as drip or swag, check.

Out that drip.

The cespire between Iran and Israel appears to be holding, despite both sides accusing the other of violating the truce immediately after it was announced. All anyone could talk about yesterday, though, was how President Trump dropped another bomb. This time was the F bomb. To reporters, He was really pissed talking about Israel and Iron breaking their ceasefire agreement and said, they don't know what the f they're doing. Do you believe that Iran s remed to see you?

Yeah?

I do.

They violated it, but Israel violated it too.

Israel as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped the load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen. I'm not happy with Israel when I say, okay, now you have twelve hours. You don't go out in the first hour. It just drop everything you have on them. So I'm not happy with them. I'm not happy with the Ron either. They basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't

Do you understand that?

But let's not skip over the part that I've seen a lot already being used in memes and things.

They dropped the loads, the likes of which I've never seen before, the biggest load that we've seen.

The biggest load.

It's like, yeah, the most news I saw yesterday too, is like they're truly they're really honing in that these bombs that the US dropped on these facilities didn't really do as much damage.

Well, we're going to talk about that. That's the mother info coming out. Well, the strikes did cause some serious damage, like men I said, I Ron's nuclear capabilities apparently still intact. That the bombs dropped, only they only delayed the nuclear program by a few months. But the White House is saying that's fake news and accused whoever's leaking that to the press of trying to undermine the mission.

So who knows or not, you know, But really the bottom line is it's like it's like that was the big headline. I saw some other congressional rep drop the F bomb too.

Yeah, there's just.

Well I'm kind of hope. Yeah, I support it.

The medicine and I are on the same pat here because long ago it was nobody was able to say ass on TV, radio, whatever. And then George Bush got on TV and said during the Dad not the Sun, Georgian Bush, h w h w uh you know talking about the first was it the the Gulf War? Right, because we're going to kick his ass meeting Saddam Hussein. We're going to kick his ass all the way back to Baghdad and he said kick his ass, and all of a sudden sitcoms the President said it, So it's.

Fine, right, yeah, free the ass.

So you know, it's like, so maybe now the the F word will be okay. Remember the one time everybody was like freaking out when when they heard Trump say this, It's like, HOI yeah, I am excited to be here today on the Woody Show. I really am.

It's terrific.

Or you nippling buttolers should feel really good right about how you're spending your time.

Okay, it's the best show. Right.

So it never become I was, I couldn't believe it.

Yeah, and now you know, our moms are like, yeah, yeah, it's.

Like because Janet Jackson, like that whole thing that happened, Like radio stations were getting pretty close to the S word, like there was things went, yes, anything went before Janet Jackson.

We all ranged in Yeah.

Well.

McDonald's is the latest target of a grassroots economic blackout. The People's Union USA is calling for a weekend long boycott of McDonald's. They're demanding fair taxes, no price gouging, in corporate accountability from the fast food time.

At least get on what they're talking about.

Well, the group's founder says it's about people powered change. But McDonald's fighting back, saying they employ eight hundred thousand people, thank you very much, and spend billions on taxes every year and offer meaningful work opportunities.

So this is one of those where it was a company rolling back DEI practices or whatever inclusivity programs. Okay, and so they did the same thing with Target. Now, I don't did that have any impact, honest question, did have any impact all? Because I've been the Target a lot, I would say over the past, you know, six months. Yeah, it's always packed.

Well, you're right, because experts say these little boycotts really don't hurt big chains because.

People talk about it a lot online, but they go, oh, yeah, I need something the Target. Yeah, it's like.

You're going to go, oh, going back to McDonald's real quick. To all of our friends that listen to us in Mexico and South America via the podcast, there is a McDonald's toy that I want really bad right now, but you can only get in Mexico and South America. So are you asking for somebody to send it to me. I'll pay you, okay, Yeah, it's a f one toy. There's two cars.

I want both.

Let me pay you, okay, get in touch with that hit me.

And finally we've got an update on that criminal import that the cops were looking for. I think we have a clip.

Oh yeah, what was that guy?

Uh?

Looney Tune? Yeah? Yeah. Police still searching for the driver accused of firing shots at officers during a pursuit this morning. The man's name is Looney Tune. Police consider him armed and dangerous.

K two shallby slaughter joins us live in the Eastmoreland neighborhood where this happened. And shall be first question, and it's on everybody's mind right now. Is that actually the suspect's name?

So his full name is Looney John Franklin Tune.

Yep.

And he is in custody everybody. Yeah, he was arrested without incident, facing a few charges such as assault, fleeing police, attempted murder, and being named looney too.

Got him?

Got him?

It was gonna be.

Yeah.

I blame the parents for his behavior, right? That is that his legal name? Well it is now?

I don't he could have changed, Yeah, he could have changed to that.

I don't know if his parents named him.

Yeah, maybe his name was Leonard and they called him looney, yeah, because he was on account of being nuts.

But if that was his legal name since childhood, like his parents sent.

Him, his destiny was already foretold. Well that's what's going on with Thank you.

Very much, Dean Grady House.

Sure.

So.

One of the accounts that we've been introduced to by Gina grad is that subway takes Yeah, that subway takes account and like agree or disagree?

Right, Yeah, the host Kareem Rama does it literally on the subway.

Yeah, talking to people on the New York City subway and hey, kind of what's your what's your hot take? And then do you agree or disagree? Let's see what you think about this one.

What's your take?

If you take a bottle of alcohol to a party and it doesn't get consumed and you take that back, you're a terrible guest. Someone is hosting a party and you are saying thank.

You for hosts the this part.

You know what, I disagree? Actually I do want it back. I brought it for everyone to enjoy, okay, and they enjoyed. But now there's leftovers. Why can't I take it off? Because if I'm bringing it, let's say I bring it cake, yes, and the cake is halfy, I want the second half.

But it's for the host.

No, no, no, no, no, it's for the party.

He's not serious, right, he's being serious, contrarian.

I don't know.

Have you ever had people at your house that are like, okay, well those were mine?

I mean, it happens so embarrassing. I've mentioned that before. Somebody who brings a six pack of beer to get drink and they take the rest back. They've done it with food. They've done it with my food, where they pack a leftover container. It's so tacky. I don't associate with those people. If you bring it, it's for the gas.

You come with your owner ware.

I know sometimes it was my tupperware. Yeah, it's so tacky. I'm with you.

I would never think in a million years to bring back.

Like half a bottle of the It's not your business what they do with it once it's brought.

It's left exactly.

Yeah, absolutely, past the age of fifteen, right, why do you even care?

Number one?

Right now, what if you brought okay, let's say a friend of yours. You know how people get into like a really good scotch or you know, like something like a really good bottle of Louis or something.

You know, something is.

Super expensive and you bring it over just so you and your friends can have a little Like You're not gonna drop off a mega expensive bottle like that an exception.

Yeah, like you're kind of bringing it like that, this fine thing back, right.

Yeah, well you would say this is for all of us to try, like right say, to start.

With, or if the host is like no, no, no, we insist we're never gonna, you know, drink it like that. You know, he's a white wine guy, please take it back with you, but you don't just you don't make that decision for them.

Right, agreed, he's a white Okay. How about this though, And our buddy Tyler is one of these people. I had a bunch of people at my house and they took to go drink to to go Seltzer's that I had in my fridge. Now is that cool and cool? No, Tyler is one of the guys that took us. Dude, you took one of the Seltzers to go.

I don't remember this at all. That's exactly right, Randy and Eric all too Seltzer's to go. I mean that had to have been when we were going to Coachella, So yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Why couldn't you take one to go?

Like if no, no, like when the weekend was already over, is already over and we're all leaving instead of just like leaving the extra Seltzer's, which they did not provide.

You got that. Look, I don't care what all of them.

I'm saying, like, what's wrong with taking one to go? Because it's still it's still.

Part of the party experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they didn't ask you how you guys didn't take more than one? If you if they want to have taken more than one? People say, hey, how about about whatever for the road? Yeah yeah sure, Yeah. Liked saying is the party was well over? Yeah, everything was, It's already wrapped up. It's just like, okay, let's just clear out the fridge before we leave.

That's I think that's weird. That's very weird. Again, I don't care.

I'm consider the source. It's a bunch of dudes at Coach.

I'm happy that they did them, But I was just asking how do you feel about that? Yeah, if it's for later, that's that's tachy. That's not part of the party.

It is thank you.

Much like remember that time I thought you were talking about they were going to be drinking it.

Somewhere else, that they're going out parking.

The weekend was over, It's time to go home. Oh but before I leave, I'm going to take some of yourself.

And they took it to put it in their own fridge and save for later.

Or Tyler, were you drinking it?

That's I keep thinking, Like when I leave the house, I grab I don't know, a diet tod to pepper and I drink it in the car. Maybe, I mean the Seltzer is a little bit different. But if somebody else is driving one.

Not well, we'd ask him. He doesn't remember.

I mean I vaguely remember it. I remember taking it out of the fridge. It must have been something that like I wanted to try it later, and maybe I did do that.

I don't.

Taking it out of the fridge after that, who knows.

Y Like that time I went camping with our Muckety muck and one of the bosses here ten of us or so we bought literally about one thousand dollars or the groceries for barbecuing and beer. It was like an RV thing. They go out and whatever, ride dune buggies and stuff like that. And then at the end of the weekend he took all those groceries. He's like, oh good, oh you know, my kids will eat these and I'll eat the bread, and took all the beer, the wine,

Yeah, it was nice of you.

He was such a guy.

He deserves it all right here. I would take a greer disagree. You see all these I would say, under thirties dudes with the big seventies mustache. Now, oh yeah, it doesn't look as cool as you think it does. Agreer disagree.

I agree, it says the lady.

I think some people can pull it off, but the ultra like skinny dudes that do it, no, you look like a dork.

I think unless you had it five years ago and it's something you've carried through. But it's just like the broccoli cut it way too packcast or the seventy the seventy stash. I feel like there's a lot of confidence in having like I don't know. Are you proud that you can grow that?

Is that what it is like?

Is that where the confidence swag comes from? Or do you really think it looks good? Because I don't think you realize it doesn't look as cool as you think it does.

I think you know how they say women dress for other women. I think bros grow mustaches for other bros because girls don't want to see that girl.

No, I don't think it's any girl who likes that.

That's fair. I think that's a fair assessment. It depends on who's doing it. Is it a bro stash, hipster stash or is it an actual like fireman, police banks. I think the only way it passes if they have an actual blue collar job.

Right?

Are you a deputy?

Well yeah, if you're a cop, it's the law. Yeah, you better be.

You better be a hockey player in the playoffs? I guess if you are Barista Starbucks new Lame.

I think some guys can pull it off.

All right, agree or disagree? How about this one?

So what's your take?

Yo?

All young people called their parents much too often. You guys are huge baby?

How often do you think a twenty five year olds should call their parents.

I would say at most twice a month.

No, that's too little.

How much I think Monday, Wednesday, Friday?

Way?

What too often? What the hell are you going to talk about? You're making it up.

Stop calling your parents so often, you big babies. Your big babies agree once a week tops, ones once a week tops, unless there's big news.

Well, Sammy's gonna hardcore disagree.

Everybody's busy, disagree and talk about what whatever.

Because you're bored. You're by yourself, because you don't have a man.

That's why.

You know what I'm saying.

Guys, Oh, what should I do? I guess I'll call my parents. They'll talk to me.

No, what's going on there? No, not much what's happening there? Like if that's how the conversation starts. There was no purpose to call because, yeah, but.

There's always something like they're always updating me on a family member or friend. We heard this, there's news about somebody or something's going on.

It's not good.

You're making it you're making like you said, they're making it up.

Hey, my wife says the same thing.

It's called communications.

You know what's going on? I live in that house.

He key. Yeah, that's what the well as SeaBASS knows. That's what the gays call it.

Now.

There are plenty of times where I try to call my wife and I get sent to voicemail. Yeah, and I get a text back, and I ask, I'm calling for a reason my phone, I don't call the chit chat.

Oh, she's just it's not that she's on the other line. She just doesn't want to talk to you know.

She sends me the voicemail, and she sends me a text back saying, on with my mom because she's got to get an update on her cousin or else something will happen. I'm like, but that's a two hour conversation because they're on the phone forever.

But parents will want to talk to their kids. They want to hear from you. To call your parents.

Ama, hang on, he's calling. He must need something. Yeah, just hang on one second, and if it's gonna be a longer thing, tell her, Hey, can I call you right back?

But you're in the middle of something.

You are too nice. Yeah, she doesn't realize that. She's sorry.

We love in our family.

The apron strings the umbilical cord is still attached.

They're old and.

By themselves, but if they still have a life going on, you're just bothering them.

Sam, Yeah, like I.

Sent, I said, I sent a similar text to my wife yesterday. I said, I'm on with my dad. You know why because yesterday was his birthday, and so have a birthday conversation with.

The dad, you know, once a year.

Yeah, right, otherwise you're not getting that text from me. Yeah, but it was his birthday and I was saying, Hey, how's your birthday going? He told me how you finished up remodeling a bathroom and Dad's doing he bought a new ladder.

Greg, that's always exciting. Yeah, you know dad stuff.

How often do you talk to your mother?

Well, it's physically speak once a month, but we do get emails and others such and text and things.

Yeah, why do you hate your mom?

Texts are good?

Yeah, text are good, like, Hey, just thinking about you? Yeah, you know, I love you, And.

I would think as a parent, and now my kids live in the house and I long for the days where you know, I'm begging to have any kind of conversation because they're not around. But I would think that just to check and would be fine. Text saying hey, they're thinking about me. Oh that's nice, and then that's good. If there was something to talk about, then yes, please give me a call, share some good news with me, or you have a question, some advice on something great.

I'm always here. That's Gina and my life motto, Like the text will suffice.

The text is good enough.

Dude.

If it was up that my mom, she would talk every single day, and even my grandmother like ignores her calls like.

Days on end.

Because this conversation just shows how issy Woody's relationship ship is with his family. Incorrect, wrong, Why does it have to see? That's the thing you want to These are people who are dependent dependent dependent?

Why is it dependent just because you talk to your family?

No? No, no, no, because it is because you know we're talking about there there's a middle ground, right you. What you do is an extreme.

That's what you think, three times a week to talk to your parents? How stream and.

How long each time?

It depends?

Like five minutes an hour?

Yeah, what's no way?

I mean like fifteen or an hour or whatever, depending on Yeah, depending on what we're talking about, that's not extreme.

You include your dad, yes, so are they on like together. You they passed the phone back and forth.

Sometimes it just depends if they're together or not or whatever.

It's the latest hot goss that you Oh my god, you hear about.

What he sent us a text over to two two nine eight seven. We're going to take a little bit of a break in the time.

Please lower your standards.

It's the Wise show. So Bond just brought bagels in and again from their courtesy of Menace.

Yes, it's for a reason.

It's a reason, And I'm really upset with myself that I only provided bagels because I really wanted to go big today. Because it's about six months now. I've felt horrible about something because in December, when we're going for a Christmas break, everyone was so nice.

They got everybody gifts.

Gina got gifts for everybody, Sammy and Greg and Woody and everybody, and I whipped. I usually go big around the holidays and get everybody else gifts, but you know, excuse the excuses my dogs like doing cancer treatment. I'm about to leave town, so I didn't have time to get gifts for anybody. So I felt horrible about that, and I wanted to go big today because Sammy today is half Christmas, and.

I was like, I'm gonna make up for it on happ Christmas today is half Christmas, and I was gonna go way bigger.

And I was like, we're exactly six months away from Christmas. Yeah, get your crap out.

Yeah, but I was gonna do way better than bagels and there so I'm sorry about that, Sorry about December, and sorry about don't it did way better.

I hate to gift towards this menace, but you know in many bagel shops you can ask for them to be priestliced. Oh okay, these are teared or damn all right.

Well for the third time, I gouts and the mech send them back. That's so nice, Chris. We'll always take the bagels.

And the follow up three oh one texting over uh late listening to yesterday's podcast, but prior ten year Navy sailor here the steak and lobster thing for the Navy menace was asking about that he's seen a bunch of videos dudes eating steak and lobster at least before being deployed or getting extended while on deployment. Is one true Wow. Interesting, Yeah, this is from a ten year navy sailor nice. Yeah, I assume they would know.

The videos online are showing like all these army of people like celebrating that they got steak and lobsters, and then all the veterans are like, oh, you're about to be depleted.

Yeah, because this is bad news. Come it's the butter up right there?

Exactly eight seven seven forty four. Wood He send your text over to two two nine eight seven?

Is great?

H o abel garbage day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We have trash day, not trash weed. It's not every once in a while that they leave it out for a nextra day. It's the.

Woody Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct world?

What a Greg devenis? Ja grad seabasses here?

You got Sammy Morgan is here, she's taking to calls eight seven seven forty four.

What send us your text over to two two nine eight seven? Coming up? Morgan's there for dollars.

Inspired by something that keeps popping up on social media where you have the spouses of cops trying to see if they can outrun their police officer husband or Yeah, how many of them actually managed to elude. I've seen zero successes.

I mean, it's nothing against women as a feminist obviously, obviously the guys are just used to and it's never the big fat lardask cops that are trying it. It's the guys who know they have a chance, sort of self selecting that case.

Huh.

So we had to Menace get dressed up in a in a cop outfit, but with a twist which we'll explain, and then he had to try to chase down Morgan and see if Morgan could avoid. Now, yes, you would think just looking at the two of them that of course Morgan was able to elude a challenge.

But we did set up there was like a parameter perimeter. There were a parameters set where it's like, all right, well, you know, I had to stay in this area and it was within a certain amount of time. But if she's able to elude, and for however many seconds she's able to elude, she has a chance to earn some money.

Do your job. Oh okay, I challenge.

I love it when the bad guys do that because it always ends the same way. The sheriff's office replied, quote a Alisa Richardson, low key you ate that. Lucky for you, we are used to those who play hard to get real talk. And they even offered to pick her ass up and a custom green and white whip and take her to quote the best the best bed and breakfast in town. And so Panky saw that and once again challenged the cops to arrest her. Quote that's why y'all mad. Now come get me pigs.

That's why y'all met, don't Her retort game is very weak kind of Yeah, so Panky obviously be too dumb to realize that this was going to end badly for her.

Yeah, they don't realize.

Like there's whole departments at social media companies that just deal with the police, and like the police investigations all day every day.

There was a guy, I think he's in Florida.

He's a sheriff for something he does that all the time, like he will meet these guys who are on the run.

And there was this one guy I guess who had threatened him about yeah, and he's like, hey, man, nice to meet you. I'm the guy whose life you were threatening, and yeah, yeah, on your way down to UH and to our jail.

I love him.

Police in Florida they were after this guy wanted for attempted murder and the dude managed to steal one of their cop cars and during the chase he pulled over, he carjacked another driver and then ended up crashing and getting arrested. And he wasn't wearing a shirt at the time. Here's some of the recording from the officer's body cam during that chase.

He's running north down flights are on. He tried to take my gun from my holster.

And he got busted.

If he tried to take a cops gun, is that considered SBC s B what suicide by cop? Try to take a cops gun?

It depends on how yeah, how close and how hard he tricks. I know a guy in college you did that and he lived good. Well, he was a drunken idiot and he didn't. It depends on how successful you are, you know, if you if you're just kind of wrestling around and you make emotions, I mean, it's a good way to get shot, that'sat especially if he has friends in your by.

Absolutely, you shouldn't even put your hand on the cop nothing. Don't even touch them. Yeah, they live to argue another day, right exactly. I wonder if modern day cop cars are push button start or are they keys, because a lot of them are what dodge chargers, always Dodge chargers challengers. I see those, Yeah, well they're there are the SUVs.

Ba?

Yeah, because if you if you go into like a convenience store, sometimes you'll see the cop car sitting outside, it's running, the engine is running, and.

You know it ain't lot yeah, you know, and like they're almost daring, like please dare you?

It would be ballsy enough and dumb enough to steal the cop What are cop car I've seen.

I'm seeing today is a mix. Some some do have push starts, but some of the But what is it?

What is the most common?

What is the most common car?

Do they use? No, those days are over. I don't make those anymore.

I see them. The only time I see them is when people have bought them aunctions, and it's always like the white, trashiest person who I know has been on the other in the back.

Cheap.

I hate when those roll up on you and you're like, that's a.

Auction car, security guard car.

Think So, I don't think they're using interceptor I'm seeing Interceptor is the most common based Can you buy an interceptor? Can you go to your local Ford dealer and buy an interceptor? Or is that just one of those vehicles they sell to the police fort Interceptor Dutch Charger and then yeah.

It's possible to buy it, but there are many limitations because they're for law enforced.

Guys, and only a few cups or police places have done this. Departments, I should say, cyber truck guys.

Yeah, cool, fast, faster than I mean, just playing bad ass.

Let all the protesters try to destroy those at at a rally or something.

Right, they must stop the protests and say look how cool it is. I think they would find a way. Yeah. My other cop car question is when they arrest you, and they always put their hand on your head. Has anybody in the history of mankind hit their head getting into a car apparently to help.

With your head enough to get them to maybe so you don't sue them.

Yeah, because if you don't have hands, it could be a little harder, would be really hard to do a challenge they get in the car challenge.

Yeah, oh god, I hope I can do it without ramming my head.

Well, can Morgan avoid getting caught by our own officer menace? Morgan's dare for dollars running from the cops. That's next year on The Woody Show.

Hang on, this is the Woody Show.

No crap, welcome back. Hey, Morgan's there for dollars.

Yeah.

Now, this is a little bit different than we normally do it because normally we're taking suggestions for you from you about what she should be doing for however much money it's going to be right, which was determined by splitting the wheel, But this time around it was based on something that somebody here on the show saw online they kept popping up about this account where it's women who are married to police officers trying to outrun and see if they can avoid being captured by their police

It's called the foot Pursuit Challenge, which is a legit challenge, like yeah, the challenge as opposed to just like nothing right, And so we said, well, let's get somebody who would be a good maybe match athletically for Morgan, and that of course is Menus, Right, Well, I.

Found that out the same level, so and uh and then Morgan agreed to and we're like, okay, cool. Now there's a couple of questions I have because we do have the wheel out here with the different amounts of money on it, but it's different than what we normally have there in smaller denominations, So is there like how is it working? I guess I got to ask you because I'm a da being.

Will play the audio of her run here in a second, and then the idea is for every second that she can stay away from menace is going to be pursuing her on foot, she will get the amount of money on w and this could be up to I gave up stet of time limit of two whole minutes, so she could have one hundred. There's a twenty dollars spot on there, so that would be twenty times one hundred and twenty. That could be quite a lot of money. Or it could be one cent times twenty. So that's true,

You make figure?

Do you have your your hand in my pocket here? It was up to one thousand dollars for these dare for dollars. I'll let the math work. I'll let the math work here. So twenty times one hundred and twenty minutes is how much?

Uh?

A lot of money? It's a lot.

Yeah, that's twenty four hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm not getting her twenty four hundred dollars.

You should have discussed this.

Yeah, it's coming out of literally coming out of my pocket. I see the generous person he is. I'll make up the difference, okay, And I know I know the results.

Of yeah.

All right, Well, I see I don't know the only people in this room who know how it went with Menace Morgan and Sea Bad. I'll make it up the Yeah, we couldn't do it live just for you know, technical logistics that we wanted to make sure we captured a bunch of audio for you to be able to do that in real time and everything else.

So, uh, where'd you guys go for this? Just to a big open park? I rerbably cornered off. I coned off about fifty feet by twenty five feet roughly of space because I'll really seemed bigger. Okay, let's call it fifty by forty. Yeah, because if it was just unlimited, Morgan, you could just run away, run.

Home, run around a tree or exactly.

So yeah, I made a defined area, and uh, you know what, and Menace came out. He decided he wanted to be a police dog so he could be a fun character. And I'll have I'll have police dog minister for us.

All right, here's a police dog Menace. Uh who I'm police dog Menace.

And every time this woman gets away from me money, And every time I get close.

To her and I catch her, I get food. I get my food back.

I want my money. I got a dog.

I don't know what I'm a dog.

That's the bonus point, I said, Menace, if you catch your fast enough all by breakfast?

All right? They take two on the intro. And I'm a dog.

This is the police.

Don't challenge every time this lady Morgan gets away for me.

Every second she urged money. And if I catch her, I get food, which.

I'm really hungry. And I believe I can catch her because she's really old not and and and you know her nose and dynamics.

My sower down.

You know what I'm saying. You feel me, Let's get this food. What is this dog about? Is this dog from.

Yeah? Should be clear to the audience.

We've never seen Morgan's nose isn't wide, it's quite, it's beakish.

It's long. Yeah, she should cut through the air, right, it's like a plane.

Nose should help me fast to turn sideways. Let me get another log.

Yeah, it's not even normal. It's not even that, it's not even well, it's not reverse psychology. We've talked about being so big now that you guys are just saying small, your.

Big liar.

That is the point of there for dollars. So she is putting all this money toward a nose job.

Fun.

I am all right, so all right, so we have a menace the police dog chase Morgan. I'm gonna go for every second she avoids him. She can get from a one cent up to twenty dollars per second. And so do we spend before or after?

Yeah?

Okay, yeah, now what she's going for, it doesn't really matter.

But either way, okay, all right, go ahead, go ahead and get to spin right stepping up to the I think the suspense would come once we know the result. Oh really, I see what you're saying about.

Okay, I think I think fine, it's finny, all.

Right, okay, okay, it the other way. Yeah, well, all right, here we go, here we go.

Let's go girl. Okay, alright, this is per second per second, so big cash of it. I'll get up to twenty four hundred dollars was a dollar? I mean, who's earning a dollar per second?

Right?

I know?

Just run away from mines like geez oprah?

Oh right, all right, not bad?

Not bad?

Oh, come on, baby, Okay, all right? Four bucks's gay second?

Four bucks a second?

Four bucks?

Is that bad?

'p to four hundred and eighty dollars because there's a two minute time cap on this. Okay, all right, So so I gave her a three second head start, so she could get you know, some space between her and police dog Menace. Right, yeah, and let's hear how it goes.

Any predictions because oh yeah, okay, I I think Menace walks mad slow, and I've never seen him run. Yeah.

Now he holding his phone and is he on all fours?

No, he has got hands free.

Okay, so he's not distracted by his phone.

Is he running like a dog?

Oh?

Well, let me Oh, I should say this mens should have Menace war. And I don't know where he got these track cleats. Know, they weren't cleats or shoes, but they were running shoes, running shoes with like the little tiny mini spikes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were. They were off white Nike running shoes.

They're really cute.

I think Morgan went the full two minutes.

I would say ninety because by the way to win, she has to be tackled to the ground, to the ground.

Okay, So it might have been a challenge.

Full two minutes. And I'll tell you why, just from an endurance standpoint, from all the boxing and stuff that she's been doing exactly. I mean, even without that, she would have more endurance than Menace.

I've seen menace off after one flight of stairs from the garage up here too, like were we coming to the building.

For the radio station. And that's I mean, you know, there's some huffing and puffing going on.

And that's only peer pressure to take the stairs normally. Yeah, that's true. I don't know that's true.

So just from the endurance, like so and then and then even if it does take a minute to catch her, then he needs the energy to get her all the way to the.

Ground, right, which I don't think you would have a problem with that.

Yeah, but also because of her fight training and everything else, Like I think the bouncing got you pretty good, right, yeah, yeah, okay, So I'm gonna say I'm gonna go.

With you, Greg, all right, nice. I think he would not have a hard time tackling her though.

Okay, yeah, I think once he gets her, she's on the ground a minute and she.

Blows out her knee.

I'll sit on you because here she sits y. Yeah, all right, let's let's see how it goes great? What yeah see, And also that's he that's not gonna help the endurance.

Either, guys.

That was it seconds?

Yeah, you know what second you got to do the grounds.

And I mean she had three second head started again again, what happened?

I've been dreading this segment since we did it.

Let's listen to the menace back talk after tackling the first he again, yeah why not? Yeah?

We had time.

Let it play to.

You can hear my scream.

Barking?

Actually help?

Okay? So what were the people? Were there any other people around?

Thank god?

We did this in before like school showed up practice soccer fields.

Like toddlers.

The kids had not gotten out of school yet more pictures.

Question is, how can I start my excuses now?

Yes?

Okay, thank you.

First of all, I had just woken up from a nap, so I wasn't proud. I hadn't stretched, I hadn't done a little run beforehand, I had eaten a lot that morning.

Kind of fair, so I'm kind of done.

Also, I was laying in bed the night that we did it, so embarrassing, trying to go to sleep, and I couldn't because it's just replaying in my head, like why did I do so bad?

Wait?

Wait, you just said that I get gassed out walking downstairs. But then you're giving her a bunch of excuses. Who goes boxing everything.

Excuse the longer list, let me get through that. And then also, so it's this big field, right, I don't know. I panicked, right, So I just ran as far as I could away from him. Once I got to the end of the cone, I turned around and faced him instead of like continuing. Yeah, so then I tried to like juke him out.

So you could have put a move on him like a wide receiver.

Does ground and pound.

I couldn't.

And he ground and pound. You know what that is?

Ground and pound? Clearly not.

Isn't that a UFC move?

Yeah? For sure. She doesn't want to be on the ground. Yeah, she doesn't want to be on the ground. Oh right, Brown, you're pounding someone on the ground ground.

Oh yeah, we don't want that.

You're the ground and pound I see.

Yeah on my end, So here is the menace catches her in ten seconds and police dog manus I forgot to say, and here his him his victory speech.

All right, you don't know what talks.

Oh God, news Clivers, We're not last in my neighborhood.

I will hold it down.

You know what I'm saying.

Why did you catch you?

So you know I didn't struck me.

I got here, we got excuse, We got excuses.

Now I hold it down for my set out here.

You know what I'm saying, shout out to Bail the French recks.

What what is that dog's days?

Scooby new Scooby Doo Glifford shout out, shout out.

To him, Bailey, you know what time it is?

Yeah, yeah, he's breathing.

Wow.

So now guys, it's not over here. Oh, I said, well that was fast.

Ten seconds.

What could I do to ten seconds? Four dollars a second? Some menace?

How much is that? Uh? Forty bucks? There you go? All right?

I said, well I could really get Menace in like supreme break backfast if if we turned the tables. Oh what if we see how fast Morgan can chase and tackle menis.

But did you stretch at this point?

Yeah, because once you were on the ground and then you realize because you realized your mistake and like, oh you know what, I didn't stretch, So now you should have stretched.

Had no time.

By the way she I were there, We were there fifteen minutes early. She could have read done jogging tracks. She could have I'm going to say that Menace made the full two minutes. So well, the question is more or less than ten seconds? That's all he needs?

Ten seconds?

Be more like, well, I beat Menace, will beat time.

No, no, no, no, it's gonna take if she catches him at all, it's going to take way longer than ten secs.

Wait, totally.

Is even more gassed out?

That's true. Yeah, guys, consider Menace is already you can hear out of breath completely.

I'm still sticking with he outlasted Morgan more than more than also not as easy to get Menace on the ground. Like my my division of what was going to happen in my head has been shattered. I know, I don't know what to believe it exactly. I don't know.

You it's not about the stretching, it's not about the nap. It's the last thing you said that you ran straight and you turn and you faced.

Him instead of just running around here the whole time.

All right, well, let's find uh, let's I didn't tell either that this was gonna happen, but I was like, hey, we need some more material here, folks. It was like right then and there, right, the men is gatible ten seconds later.

I got faith in menace. Now all right, all right, let's see here we go.

All right, Morgan, surprise extra bonus morning. Yes, just think I'm sorry the police dog?

Yes, thank?

Oh?

Hell no, what oh god? What is that your head start?

Yeah, she's gone out? Twelve seconds?

I think you edited that clip.

Now Menace at this point is not well.

It's so hot outside.

Okay he.

Yes, yes, so I'm clearly on the ground.

Yeah.

Notice how I'm not out of breath name.

And I'm literally like, do I call the ambulance take him?

Hell, I'm in a dog suit.

Yeah, you can take a breathing and someone who had a heart issue recently?

How long?

So how long did it take to get him on the ground until she left to to being to tackling him? Was twelve seconds?

So all right, we got that right.

So yeah, but things get worse.

Oh no, all right, it says it says, what apple washes?

Do I need help?

He?

Oh my god, Okay, I'm seriously going to pass off somebody.

Number one. His heart rate was probably like one billion. But also he fell to the ground.

Yeah, ye, your phone thinks something's happening.

But dude, I jutes are pretty hard.

That's what she called up to him about the same amount of time, but he was he made the first tackle. She did not make the first tackle.

Yeah, it took me longer to get him on the ground.

That Yeah.

Yeah, here's a here's a little video clip if you guys want to see.

But yeah, we'll post it. Yeah, dude, wow, you dusted her. Yeah, thank you.

I didn't want the segment to a once.

With the real athlete. Yeah, okay, all right Morgan, Yeah, all right.

We could get big gloves, some Foxy box and go. Yeah, Menace. You got to be in the bikini though, too. You gotta be like you gotta be like a lady UFC out there. That's half a shirt. It's better than what the guys wear, which is no shirt, true underwear, just your houndies.

Yeah all right, So we.

Owe what forty bucks Morgan and free breakfast to Menace the police dog.

Your free breakfast, Morgan. We'll post the video. You can see it.

Yeah.

Hey, you know said, you know what, here's another forty bucks to the to the Nose Job fund. Yeah.

I need to pay for more training with that money.

Sounds like.

A lot of feedback going in on the text over to two to nine eight seven about Menace, the police dog chasing after Morgan. Please talk sounds like Bobby Bouchet and water boy, says the sixty six one.

I forgot about that one.

Uh.

I got two words for menace, pulmonary embolism, oh cmentorious eight one eight menace turning your badge to the local police department. You're a disgrace to the force.

I got the purp.

So quick.

Embarrassing says this is the funniest effing bit you've ever done on your show.

I fing love you guys. That's the funniest.

It's all the stuff that you wouldn't think right. Uh, how could anyone not be all in on this show. I've been laughing since five point fifteen this morning. Thank you so much, very nice. You're gonna send your text over to two to nine eight seven Medace is still out of breathy. Another nice text five six to two. Hey, Woodie show, been listening for years, and I love you guys. I'm listening on iHeartRadio in San Diego because the morning shows down here suck. That is true.

Thanks for the Thanks for the laught. That's nice.

Greg texted in saying this is why no one respects the w NB A weird weird okay, what because it's because Venice easily beat a woman.

Yeah.

Oh goodness one, sorry to explain for Greg there, well yeah for me, yeah, because everybody else.

Yeah, we the rest of us got it? Yeah, yeah, the rest of us. Yeah.

Send your text over to two to nine eight seven.

The Woodie Show will be back in a sec.

The Woodie Show.

All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Wednesday, July June, July June twenty fifth. Yeah, very close. Gross, Today is goat Cheese Day.

Greg, you don't like it?

Oh?

I love it?

Yeah, power.

Oh it's a bomb and it's a National Strawberry Parfe Day. Strawberry tis the season? Sure that great that.

It's also please take my children to work day? Take my kids you bring them to work with you today. I've got the birthday support of birthdays coming up here in just a second. First, let's find out what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Well, big movie weekend, at least for me, I've been waiting for months and months for this movie.

F one.

The movie is out in theaters with starring Brad Pitt and If You Love Car racing or you just love action packed films. I would definitely check out F One the movie. But I don't think Jeff Bezos is going to be doing that because have you been seeing the NonStop post about his wedding that's happening.

I have why so I do. Here's what I don't understand.

Yeah, the government is not paying for his wedding, So why are the people there protesting him having.

His wedding because he's rich? Just because underline jealousy.

Yeah, like if you look more into it, which I did, he's putting and where he's getting married in Venice?

Okay, in Venice. Yeah, there are things all over ven In protesting.

Not for sale, Like not for sale.

He did huge donations to this city because you know they're like sinking. He's also doing eighty percent of everything from his wedding is coming from local vendors.

Yeah, exactly, So like what more do.

You want there all the time? Don't even do any of this.

Is such a loser mentality. You have a certain amount of money, therefore give me and you're evil. I get out.

I saw a couple of those things. Those protests were like popping up, and I wasn't getting I thought, like, I'm still not kidding, Like why, like, why would you be so against a loser.

It's just like somebody has something and you want to bitch about it.

One of his pre wedding parties looked so rad. He was on the yacht and they were having a foam party out on the yard.

And they had this giant banner in one of the squares, which, by the way, it costs money and is a carbon footprint, and it said, like you you pay, you have a lot of money.

You could pay more in taxes.

Okay, he's shut up, idiots.

Oh you've got you.

By the way, that's a five hundred million dollar yacht. Nice. It's quite adorable.

Now, Sea Bass, Have you ever wanted to or have you applied to be on Feeder Factor? Because it's coming back for the fourth time. I got a email asking me to apply for it. Actually, really I did apply.

This time.

It's gonna be hosted by Johnny Knoxville. It ran twice with Joe Rogan being the host and then Ludacris the third time. Ludacris on MTV, So Johnny Nexville obviously.

For that.

Yeah, yeah, my strategy because they you don't want to be a person who's good at doing scary things.

They don't want that.

They want me more.

They want people to have fears.

So that is that is my strategy, is to pretend that I'm afraid of everything and if I get on, even though you're totally not a total break badass.

Yeah, exactly. Well, another place that I know you're gonna be Sea Bass. That is gonna be at the Gathering of the Juggalos twenty twenty five. The lineup has dropped.

Lineup. Okay, it's gonna be insane, clown BOSSI and Gwar.

That's actually good.

Gar is a war.

War is a great live show.

Yeah.

This is the twenty fifth year of the gathering, and I'm surprised people are still alive to go to this.

Oh, there's a lot of people who die every year. Silver Anniversary. Yeah, when do you get somebody for Silver?

Gut Ga Linnen Napkins.

Also on the lineup, you have a Mortal Technique and Tech nine. I've heard them Tech Nights played before.

Yeah.

Some other acts include Bodies below the Sea Level, Hot bone Breaker, Yeah, Worldwide Panic, and other acts that I have never heard of. That that's happening gathering August August thirteenth through the seventeen.

You're going right, yeah, Thorn, I got the at the hotel. Will be at the Motel six.

Ohio.

Yeah, there are no Yeah, I'll be there doing the normal jugglo stuff.

And every year we try to talk my aunt Chrissy and then going to the gathering of Juggles with seams.

Well the things I don't want to like have to drive her two and a half hours and then yeah, and then be responsible for her while she's Yeah, you've been a lot of these. How many slam pieces have you brought back to the Motel six? I've went with girls twice, but then you picked up at the gathering? No, no, are you kidding these monsters? Zero yeah, guys negatory.

Yeah, all right, well, looking forward to gathering of the Juggalo the audio not gone right, hell, no way a millionaire will ever go. All right. Time for the birthdays, goat showday.

We're gonna it's shivery, We're gonna sit page.

She was like, it's.

Shiverday and you know we don't do what.

Birthday and a very happy birthday to Ricky Gervais, who is sixty four years old today. We got Angela Kinsey, Angela the Office. Who's Linda Carterini from Freaking Geeks?

And e Er is fifty today.

Is it busy at Busy Phillips?

Oh busy Yeah, for Freaking Geeks as well.

Forty six McKenna Grace. She's young, but she's everywhere. Ghost Bus serves The Haunting of Hillhouse. She's eighteen today. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Soda Mayor is seventy one. Hockey Hall of Famer Toronto Maple Leaf legend Doug Gilmour is sixty two. And I think got some really old timey birthdays today, Greg, I know you like the old timey. We Happy birthday to singer songwriter Carly Simon who's eighty hell yeah yeah. Jimmy Walker who is JJ on the old TV show. He's seventy eight.

Wow.

And she was the mom on Lassie Doctor Maureen Robinson on Lost in Space. June Lockhart, she's alive. She's one hundred years old today, Ultimate Nuclear Wow.

June.

You gotta be worn out.

Huh yeah, I am.

That says she's a live owl.

Wow.

Wow?

Are you?

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She was in Anal Excavators Volume one, Butt Munchers Destination Anal Volume one, and who could forget her unfeelable role in Rock and Roll in My Butthole volume five.

Okay, so she likes baseball, Yeah, rock and roll, excavated, excavated, hobby.

Yeah, destination, travel, Yeah music.

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Yeah, all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. If you do what you love, you don't work a day in your life. But sadly nobody is hiring for binge watching.

No boom, Greg and o holl So you not have to work a day in your life?

How's that? By saying two words. Ah, yes, which are you don't have to you get to No, no, no, no, no, he's not following.

Yeah wait, this is Greg's thing. By the way, I tried to set him up. This is it was a perfect bump set and you spiked it right into the net.

I got it.

I got it.

Oh my god, Okay, now I get you know what I do? There you go, thank you.

That's what Greg's been saying, Greg do Greg.

Now I'm on permanent vacation.

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Oh my god, I forgot about that, greedy. That's what Greg's been saying. Yeah, that's true, and then I'm forgetting You don't even have to be grateful for it. No, nope, you just drive your nice car and live in a nice house.

Thank you very much.

Greg Gory would thank you so much for giving the show somebody your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMG double M.

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