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Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... *Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi Williams Episode Artwork by Jeff Pennington Songs used: WIS-13, Mer...
Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krysta...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny) James Hart as Homun...
Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Met...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jenn...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Liftoff &...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track...
Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In th...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20? Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twi...
It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!' THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode! Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Monkey Fight Me...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Uka Uka- Crash Tw...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slid...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs... Check out Goblin Cave Pod Check out Omega Star 7 Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelf...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs us...
Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equi...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Check out Dads Doing Nerd Shit Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelf...
Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; L...
It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario ...
Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American-...
Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Qu...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchs...
Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro M...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Hig...
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer... *Originally published 12/3/2023 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Tim Jennings as Santaur Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY??? *Originally published 7/13/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Q...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain... *Originally published 7/6/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick...
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in? *Originally published 6/29/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself James Hart as Ita'dik Gavin Reise...
