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The Wittering Whitehalls

Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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LIFE LESSONS: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

It's a very old adage, this one, but how will Mrs Whitehall expertly apply it? It all starts with an email from a DL who found something amazing in Thailand! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://gl...

Mar 06, 202522 min

Marmalade, P.G. Wodehouse & Vasectomies

The Whitehall travelling circus trucks onwards and you find Michael & Hilary in New Zealand this week. Regardless of location, there's much to discuss... Jump in! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: h...

Mar 03, 202539 minSeason 8Ep. 7

LIFE LESSONS: "It's all about perception."

You're never too old to learn something, that's for sure. This week, the Whitehalls learn something about coded messaging and what people might be communicating from their front garden arrangements... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please...

Feb 27, 202523 min

Impulsivity, Inner Monologues & The Mercator Projection

There is so, so much to take in this week. Hands up if you already know what The Mercator projection is? Plus, more control panel misery for Mr Whitehall and the G.O.A.T DL initialism yet. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Glob...

Feb 24, 202544 minSeason 8Ep. 6

LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."

Still in their Sydney hotel room, the Whitehalls are challenged to try something they've never tried before, but can Mr Whitehall be persuaded?? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/lega...

Feb 20, 202519 min

Churchill's Mower, Afternoon Tea & Moving Back Home

The Wittering Whitehalls are officially, 100% international! Thousands of miles from Whitehall Towers, from a hotel in Sydney, Australia - Michael & Hilary are back on the mic to answer your queries, problems and questions. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitabl...

Feb 17, 202541 minSeason 8Ep. 5

LIFE LESSONS: "Speak to Citizens Advice!"

Have you got a landlord problem? Perhaps The Wittering Whitehalls can help... Or not, as it turns out. However, Mrs Whitehall reckons there are things that can be done for this weeks DL and Mr Whitehall has some ideas of his own, too! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be ...

Feb 13, 202520 min

An Engagement Ring, A Songwriter & An Exploitative Neighbour

We all hate losing things. As you scramble around, hoping against hope that the next thing you see will be the thing you're looking for.... This weeks first emailer experienced just that with a very important item. Plus, has anybody ever written a song about you and is your neighbour taking the mickey? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This...

Feb 10, 202539 minSeason 8Ep. 4

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're giving advice, be nice."

Mr Whitehall is still battling a malady, but Mrs Whitehall is back in the business of handing out sage advice. What to do if you're criticised by an older relative on your parenting style? BREATHE! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please re...

Feb 06, 202519 min

Nursing, Copycats & Guitar Lessons

Mr Whitehall dragged himself from his sick bed this week, all in the name of fulfilling his duty to you, the wonderful DL's. On the slate for discussion, is a DL with a copycat problem (nobody likes a copycat!) and a budding guitarist who can't quite get the momentum going. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit la...

Feb 03, 202542 minSeason 8Ep. 3

LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..."

Are you a fussy eater? Do you know, or deal with a fussy eater? Mrs Whitehall does! What can be done with those who just won't give new things a try and stick rigorously to the dishes they know? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please revie...

Jan 30, 202519 min

Solo Activity, Nosing About & The Other Jack

Whilst it might be confusing to hear Mr & Mrs Whitehall in their Putney home one moment and half way across the world the next, it is well worth it. Settle in for your usual dose of multifaceted emails, PLUS, another instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries... This time from New Zealand! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This...

Jan 27, 202547 minSeason 8Ep. 2

LIFE LESSONS: "Press the microphone button!"

A mystery has been solved in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls... It turns out that what first appeared to be mischief was, in fact, a simple misunderstanding of technology! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privac...

Jan 23, 202519 min

The Local Council, After-Show Rituals & Tour Diaries!

They're back and they're, frankly... All over the place! Recorded just before they hopped on a plane to Singapore, we start in Whitehall Towers for the usual - some lovely DL emails - before we fast forward in time for something brand new in WW's world! It's time for The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 T...

Jan 20, 202542 minSeason 8Ep. 1

LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself."

Come and join Michael & Hilary for a Boxing Day life lesson, born out of a legendary nativity performance from DL Wendy's son... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po...

Dec 26, 202420 min

Stockings, Cards & Christmas Movies (with special guests Jordan North & William Hanson!)

It's a great big Christmas special mash up in the podcast universe this week, as Jordan & William from Help I Sexted My Boss join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a spot of yuletide larks. So, how old should the 'children' of the family be, before Santa stops bringing them presents and is it acceptable to do your own thing when your a guest at somebody else's house for Christmas? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a...

Dec 23, 202440 minSeason 7Ep. 15

LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

We can all agree that the stories you hear on The Wittering Whitehalls are very interesting and thoroughly amusing, but are they consistent? Luckily, there is always a keen-eared DL on hand to do a bit of fact-checking! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for al...

Dec 19, 202418 min

George Martin, Christmas In The Garage & Poached Turkey

What would happen if for whatever reason, Mrs Whitehall was unable to produce the wonderful Christmas lunch that she has done so many times before? What if Mr Whitehall had to step in? Plus, how do you turn down an invitation that you don't really want and does Nigel Havers remember a job he did in the late 1970's? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +4477...

Dec 16, 202438 minSeason 7Ep. 14

LIFE LESSONS: "There's not an awful lot you can do about moths."

So, what can you do if you've got a moth problem? Well.... Not much, but also not nothing . As always, Mrs Whitehall is here with some pearls of wisdom and Mr Whitehall is ready and waiting with a moderate, to gale-force rant. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable...

Dec 12, 202420 min

New York, Tasmania & Yawping Cats

The team at Whitehall Towers are fairly certain that this week sees the very first use of the word "yawping" on the podcast. Find out what it means within! Plus, stories from The Big Apple and a wonderful tale from history - sent from Tasmania! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that m...

Dec 09, 202439 minSeason 7Ep. 13

LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!"

There are a couple of emails to deal with this week... First of all, a DL with access to the very highest rungs of power and influence and second of all, a DL who can't dress properly for the weather at this time of year. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for ...

Dec 05, 202420 min

Light Packing, Flying Cars & Shoegate

Another week, another 'gate' at Whitehall Towers. What on Earth took place during 'shoegate'?! Plus, Julie from Taunton has a husband that refuses to pack a suitcase and Callum has a question about the early-adoption of flying cars. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be su...

Dec 02, 202442 minSeason 7Ep. 12

LIFE LESSONS: "Dim the lights and relax."

It's not often that things get testy at Whitehall Towers whilst the podcast is in session. Stronger words are usually reserved for pre and post-record. However, that is not a hard and fast rule and this week, the Whitehalls are on the warpath. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that ma...

Nov 28, 202423 min

Wobbly Shoes, Hugh of Orange & Sightseeing On Tour

It's an all sorts episode this week. There's an update from the DL who once dressed as Donald Duck (you remember, don't you?), a question about entertaining the kids and whether or not there's time for sightseeing when on tour. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitabl...

Nov 25, 202435 minSeason 7Ep. 11

LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."

At this time of year, the green-fingered DL knows that there's work to be done in the garden. Luckily, David the gardener is on hand with some handy hints if you need help getting started. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Glob...

Nov 21, 202415 min

Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent

Not all of us have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, but todays DL certainly did. Plus, some Christmas present advice and a cheeky voice note from Kent! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.c...

Nov 18, 202444 minSeason 7Ep. 10

LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got."

It's time for the maiden Wittering Whitehalls voice note! Remember to keep sending them in to the number below. Find out what DL Jenny's particular quandary was and how team WW's would have got around it. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Pl...

Nov 14, 202422 min

Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia

You DL's know your stuff, that's for sure. This week, a soon to be married DL needed to put her fiancé right about what Mr Whitehall would and wouldn't do and it's likely that she's spot on. Plus, helpful rats doing a wonderful job and a request for a photograph, from Kenya! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit l...

Nov 11, 202441 minSeason 7Ep. 9

LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."

It's been a little while since the Whitehalls have called Uncle Neil and this weeks email is the perfect opportunity to check back in with him... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/leg...

Nov 07, 202416 min

Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus

Does Michael Whitehall ever suffer from imposter syndrome? What do we think...? Plus, buying an anniversary present and some of the best place names yet! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global...

Nov 04, 202443 minSeason 7Ep. 8
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