OH HEY! We're back with stories of creepy cryptids from West Virginia, Ohio, and Maryland. We've got the Snallygaster, the Veggie Man, Tommyknockers and more! MORE IMPORTANTLY - THE FIRST EPISODE OF FINDING QUANTUM QUEST COMES OUT TOMORROW! You simply must go subscribe and listen. Right now. Even before you listen to this. Seriously, do it now.
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 230
The 1970s were wild! These days you either get gray aliens, a lizard creature, or maybe a tall nordic type. But back then there were little guys with jetpacks, disembodied pants, 11-foot tall sheets with buttons on their faces, and all kinds of wild stuff. On this week's episode, we're taking a look at some 1970s humanoid encounters as documented in Flying Saucer Review. Make sure to subscribe to our new podcast, Finding Quantum Quest. The first episode launches next week!
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 229
HI! We missed you! We're going to be releasing weekly episodes again starting next week. We're doing at least six, maybe more. Who knows? ALSO, we just launched a brand new podcast called Finding Quantum Quest . Please go listen to the trailer and subscribe now, the first episode launches 1/26. We've been working on this project for a year, we're really proud of it, and we think you're going to love it. We'd love your support–if you like the trailer, please share it with a friend, post about it ...
Jan 11, 2022•34 min•Season 1Ep. 228
HIIIIIIIIIIIII! Surprise! We're (very briefly) back to talk about UFOs, Jeremy Corbell, and our weekly joys.
Jun 30, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 227
Wow, what a ride. Thank you for hanging out with us, sharing your stories, correcting us whenever we discuss math or science, and being the best dang community of listeners we could have possibly asked for. We're celebrating our final episode by listening to your voicemails, reading your emails, and bringing back British Lady. Love you, bye! Download the sounders here . This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month....
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 226
There were some mighty strange bigfoot encounters in the Pacific Northwest in 1924. Albert Ostman got kidnapped by a family of bigfeet, then tried to kill one with chewing tobacco. Fred Beck shot a bigfoot that tried to break into his cabin, but it just disappeared back to another dimension. Next week will be the last episode of What If? Thank you all so much for listening, supporting us, and goofing off with us for the last four years. We've had an absolute blast and it wouldn't have been possi...
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 225
Eric Mayson stops by to talk about the wonderful world of industrial musicals. From the 1950s through the 1980s, many American companies, including McDonalds, GM, Ford, Miller, Shell, and RCA, produced high-budget musicals about their products. They were never meant for public consumption, but a few have leaked out over the years. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catal...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 224
Rob Kristoffersen's back to tell the tale of Pier Fortunato Zanfretta, an Italian security guard who claimed to be abducted 11 times by 10-foot tall aliens who looked kind of like angry Christmas trees. Check out Rob's podcasts - Our Strange Skies , Rolling Through the Realms , The Coda , and The Order of Podcasters . This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra e...
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 223
Spencer and Lydia are talking about the Voronezh alien abduction, roller skates, and baby pictures. Check out Lydia's podcast, Solicited Advice . New episodes every Monday! Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Mar 17, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 222
We're talking about the Bigfoot of Pokemon cards, Ryan's new Alice in Wonderland house, and Spencer's new drum kit. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 221
Valiant Thor (allegedly) came to Earth to help us out, but the dang government (allegedly) wouldn't let him. We're finally diving into the wild, wild story that is Valiant Thor and Stranger at the Pentagon. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Mar 03, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 220
Kryptos is a sculpture by Jim Sanborn that was installed on the CIA's campus in 1990. The sculpture contains a four-part, encrypted riddle. So far, three of the four parts have been deciphered, but the last section remains unsolved. We sure aren't gonna solve it, but it's fun to talk about! Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 219
Got too many Prince records stacked up in the basement? An alien with very specific atmospheric needs? Maybe some Harry and the Hendersons outtakes? Iron Mountain has you covered! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 218
Who you pointing at skeleton? Sometimes it rains fish, sometimes it rains money, sometimes it’s three inches of frogs deep in the streets. Visit horsenapping.com to hear Spencer's new album Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 217
On February 8 1983, Shergar, a beloved Irish racehorse worth over $15 million, was kidnapped by a group of men armed with machine guns. After failed attempts to collect a ransom, the horsnappers said the horse had an accident and died. Shergar was never seen again. Visit horsenapping.com to pre-order Spencer's new album This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 216
Rob Kristoffersen's in the house to share a story about telepathic floating brain aliens. Spencer tries to push every button on the soundboard. Listen to Rob's podcasts! Our Strange Skies | The Coda | Rolling Through the Realms | The Order of Podcasters Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Spencer found the strangest cryptids he could and Ryan's trying to guess what they are based solely on their names. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 214
On October 4th, 2001, Amy Rylance was taken from her home by a beam of rectangular light shot through an open window.. Three hours later, she showed up about 500 miles away. She, her husband, and her friend who witnessed the event believe she was taken by aliens. We also play some voicemails about Taco Bell, start an ad agency, and discuss 2000s sitcoms. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . ...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 213
Our friends Max Selim and Nick Mestad launched a new podcast called The Oscar Went To , and we stopped by to talk Harry Potter. We discussed the movies, books, video games, and inevitable remakes, as well as the merits of public vs. private wizard school. Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of more than 100 episodes!...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 10 min
We're discussing Haim Eshed's claims that there's a contract between aliens and various world governments which allows aliens to experiment on humans in exchange for anti-gravity technology. We also recall the time the CIA attempted to remote view the Galactic Federation's headquarters. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back c...
Dec 16, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 211
Lydia Liza joins to talk Muppet movies, superlative trees, cyber security, and a bunch of other nonsense. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. go listen to Lydia's new podcast, Solicited Advice, right the heck now! Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's episode for free!...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 210
So many people have had so many bad ideas for casinos, and a few great ones! We're talking about casinos that weren't, when your students forget to bring you coffee, terrible band names, and obelisk watch 2020 this week on What If? This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes, or check out last week's ...
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 209
Throughout much of the 2000s, Brits have seen a triangle-shaped UFO flying silently through their skies. The craft has been dubbed The Dudley Dorito, and there's more evidence than usual to support its existence. ***THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT*** Georgia is holding runoff elections for two senate seats on January 5, 2021. These two seats will determine control of the U.S. Senate for the next two years, which in turn will determine things like stimulus funding, climate change policy, accessible healt...
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 208
New Jersey is scary! Or at least Clinton Road is - there are claims of ghosts, murder, UFOs, flying wolves, and a bunch of other crazy stuff. Also, Ryan got really upset about the definition of a crayon for some reason...? Outro music: Willie Mays by Ryan Kopperud. Follow him on Spotify to get some brand new music next week! Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes....
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 207
In 2012, the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers noticed they were missing about 540,000 gallons, or roughly $13 million, of maple syrup. Several people were convicted of stealing and reselling the syrup, but the majority of it was never recovered. It turned out to be the biggest heist in Canadian history. YOU KNOW WE LOVE A GOOD GRIFT! ***THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT*** Georgia is holding runoff elections for two senate seats on January 5, 2021. These two seats will determine control of the U...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 206
Look. We had a great episode planned, and we'll get to it next week, but today we needed a good laugh more than anything else. So, we spent most of the episode talking about Hulk Hogan's pasta restaurant at the Mall of America and Macho Man Randy Savage's brief rap career. You're welcome? Pastamania menu and opening day recap | WCW Nitro Grill promo video | Macho Man Randy Savage - Be A Man...
Nov 04, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 205
We're telling some spooky stories in honor of Halloween! Ghost trucks, creepy hikers, mysterious lights over the ocean, and a town full of mannequins! OH DANG Please vote! Make sure you're registered, find your polling place, or request an absentee ballot at vote.org . This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 1...
Oct 28, 2020•1 hr 20 min
Spencer and Lydia are reading some tarot cards! Join Lydia's party on Saturday, October 24th at 7:00pm central. Room: 76264514461 | Password: FT2mi2 Please vote! Make sure you're registered, find your polling place, or request an absentee ballot at vote.org . Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes....
Oct 21, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 203
We're back! And this week we're talking about the Frogman of Loveland, OH. Or maybe BattleToads or something, who knows! Please vote! Make sure you're registered, find your polling place, or request an absentee ballot at vote.org . This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Use promo code whatif for 10% off your first month. Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes....
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 9 min
We're talking about some all-time worsts. We've got opera singers, restaurants in Boston, video games, and baseball teams. Please vote! Make sure you're registered, find your polling place, or request an absentee ballot at vote.org . Buy yourself or a loved one a gift in our shop . Join us on Patreon and get an extra episode every week, plus a back catalog of nearly 100 episodes....
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 13 min