The Weekly Once-a-Week

#26: A Podcast for Robots by Robots

On today's episode we talk about things we've never talked about before: robots, time travel, and TV. Enjoy!

#25: A Parrot with No Name

Movies, Comics, Pirates, and John's new girlfriend Siri.

#24: A Long One

That is all

#23: Beardmosis

The secret of the Subway footlong, the Power Rangers, and the moon: it's cheese all the way down.

#22: Your Eyebrows Make Me Feel Safe

The WOAW origin story, Sherlock Holmes, and John's cat Avery Kate.

– Clip: Science Fact

– Clip: Eyebrows

#21: The Jason Gregori Kickstart Your Morning Program

Pancake making robots, armchair television critques, and tantilizing revelations of the next hot season of the Weekly Once-a-Week. Also, WOAW fans: Don't miss your chance to be proposed to by the one and only John Crandall!

– Clip: John's Moe Impersonation

– Clip:Introducing Gregori-tron 2000

– Clip: Crandall and Gregori Signature Laugh Track

#20: Get to the Cheek!

The Crandallians call it monstercide. John calls it dating. Tonight's topic: Giant Robots & Monsters (Trademork John Crandall 2013).

#19: That was One Long Week

Join John and Jason as they proceed to talk about everything except the two huge events they are obsessed about which happened last week #yolo

#18: You're on Thin Lava Crust

You've waited, you've wondered, you've cried yourself to sleep; but wait no longer! The Weekly Once-a-Week is back after 9 bleak and desparate months. No longer must you face another day alone, John and Jason return to battle the sour smell of boredom. Tread lightly my friends, you're on thin lava crust.

#16: Fiddlin'

This week John and Jason discuss free-to-play games and a fan update from Kyle in the form of a hypothetical question.

#15: We Remembered This Week!

So... John and Jason forgot to record an episode last week because of John's house losing electricity. They remembered this week! Anyways, in this week's episode they discuss online comics, real comics, and great tv.

#14: John and Jason Buy a Private Island*

A very special 4th of July episode. Topics include the new Pixar movie *Brave*, fireworks, and buying islands. \* Fund: Send checks to The Weekly Once-a-Week.

– Clip: John's 1940s Announcer Voice

#13: Really Old Baby

"Our ideas move mole hills"

– Clip: Skype

#11: My Heart Runs on Mucus

John and Jason discuss sunny San Francisco, Apple's big keynote, buried treasure, and a pledge drive. Please make the checks payable to "The Weekly Once-a-Week".

– Clip: Positive Ad John

– Clip: Positive Ad Jason

– Clip: Humble Pie

#10: A Baker's Dozen Of Duck-Sized Rhinoceroses

John and Jason discuss colors, the primary election, bacon, rhinoceros-sized-ducks vs duck-sized-rhinoceroses, and sarlacci; ladies.

– Clip: John Loses Control of a joke

– Clip: Diamonds Mix

– Clip: Attack Ad John

– Clip: Attack Ad Jason

#9: She Actually Agreed to Change Her Full Name to John Crandall

John and Jason discuss their first fan update (thanks Patti!), words they hate, judging Freudian slips, John's upcoming nuptials, and some free app ideas.