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The Website of Doom » Mars Needs Podcasts

J. J. Hawkinswww.thewebsiteofdoom.com
JJ and his amazing friends welcome you to listen in to their party. As a geek, improv-er, comic book fanatic, movie nut, actor, and sometime director…JJ assures you, dear listener, that we may not always be right, but you will never be bored.
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Mars Needs Podcasts #361- Scarred

JJ and his amazing friend Jason return to talk about fun stuff, but end up giving a bit more about themselves then they may have thought they would. The pair share stories of growing up, and JJ tells one that he is pretty sure he has told before, but hey, these things happen. And remember, no matter how nice the kitty, never fall for the belly rub trap. Just don’t. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Aug 04, 20171 hr 15 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #360- Coming Home

JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back from what feels like a million billion years between episodes. The pair talk about usual podcasty catching up stuff for the first roughly an hour, then dive into the pool of joy that is Spider-Man Homecoming. (JJ may have spent a lot of time talking about the value of Flash Thompson, but it is the attention to details that make the movie the happy place that it is) There is plenty of spoiler notice, so feel free to listen up to that point if you don’t wan...

Jul 23, 20171 hr 49 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #339- Do or Do Not

JJ and his amazing friend Jason want you to enjoy what you enjoy. Also, if something comes in your way that you don’t enjoy, maybe don’t bother with it. How does that sound? Just be happy. Be happy and avoid Steely Dan. Yep. That is the path to a good life. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

Jul 02, 20171 hr 41 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #358- The Very Long Episode

JJ and his amazing friend Jason are back from quite the break. JJ explains…a bit. The pair then get to talking and recorded what you have here, a very long episode. The first hour is about such things as ordering toilet paper from Amazon, and JJ’s joy in very intelligent poop jokes. They also talk a little about Wonder Woman, no real spoilers. But then for the last bit, Jason went to a wrestling show and the pair get sidetracked. If you don’t want hear us blather on about wrestling, feel free to...

Jun 18, 20172 hr 28 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #357- Eggplant Jazz

JJ and his amazing friend Jason talk of pee this week. A lot of pee talk. More than was expected, but what can you do, it was a longer story with more tangents than intended. JJ also makes a musical confession may upset some folk, but what can you do. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

May 22, 20171 hr 31 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #356- Guardian Warlock

JJ and his amazing friend Jason are under the weather. They are both feeling just fine, but at the end of the episode, weather conspires to rush things to a close. They also talk about Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, but not until the end and give a sizable spoiler warning. Mainly the two just try to get back into the podcast groove and talk about how JJ bought a toy in a way that was cutting edge…back in 2000. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

May 15, 20171 hr 6 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #355- Hydrated Geek Stuffs

JJ and his amazing friend Jason have not been drinking enough water. It doesn’t really play into the news of the week, but JJ talks about how driving to the most boring place EVER (no hyperbole.) leads him to wake up kinda thirsty. The duo also tries to talk about some of the recent trailers and some cool items on Netflix, but they get sidetracked and Thor himself seems to make it hard for Jason to record. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Apr 23, 20171 hr 20 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #354- All Wrestlemania (with Matt Lees)

JJ and his amazing friends Jason and Matt Lees are here to break down WrestleMania 33. If that isn’t your thing no problem, we will be back to our usual shenanigans next week. That will probably only have some wrestling. Spam spam spam, eggs, cheese wrestling and spam. Yep that’s the way it goes. Thanks to Matt Lees for joining us, as this is the first time he and Jason have ever been recorded together…HISTORIC! Click here to download!...

Apr 10, 20171 hr 27 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #353- Wrestling With Politics

JJ and his amazing friend Jason mainly talk about television and such today, however, that does not sound punchy enough so let’s focus on the tangents, shall we? Wrestlemania season is upon us so we diverge a tad into the “ultimate thrill ride”. Plus, at the time of recording America did not just lose their health care, so the pair take a moment to feel good about politics for a moment before they pledge to keep being a pain in the ass whenever possible. And if that doesn’t work for those in D.C...

Apr 01, 20171 hr 17 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #352- Logan (with spoilers)

JJ and his amazing friend Jason get real. JJ talks about ongoing issues with social anxiety and how he is really trying to change the face he puts out into public, but don’t worry, it does not stay serious for long. The pair then talk about the movie Logan, basically. There are many tangents and talk of what is going on in “geek culture”, but they do come back and touch base with claw guy before splintering again. They also touch a little on the new Netflix series Iron Fist but neither have seen...

Mar 19, 20171 hr 46 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #351- Dr. Stinky and The Fart

JJ and his amazing friend Jason talk about how JJ spent his recent sickness. (mainly knocked on his butt and watching movies) Now that he his back on his feet he gives his opinions on this years movies and new crop of comic book television shows. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

Feb 27, 20171 hr 39 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #350- The Return Of Sweat-man, Cancer Boy…And Sharp-O

JJ and his amazing friends Jason and Sharp-O are here to talk toys. Specifically, Sharp-O’s recent trip to the London Toy Fair. Of course, they stay on topic and don’t talk politics or any thing else. They are trained professionals. End sarcasm. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Feb 12, 20171 hr 56 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #349- A New Word For A New World

JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to be patriots and to shoot the shit about pop culture. And they may be all out of bubblegum, but that does not apply to this episode. The last week, or ages in dog years, has created a series of horrors that cannot fully be shut off. This is something that we postulate needs to have linguists come to our aid. The U.S. needs you, help us. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Jan 31, 20171 hr 31 min

A Mars Needs Legends Christmas Part 2

JJ and his amazing friends Matt Lees and “Just” Jon from Legend In My Spare Time are joined by a mystery guest (His name rhymes with Eeron Phever) to wish all of you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

Dec 25, 20161 hr 11 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #348- Be Nice.

JJ and his amazing friend Jason know that there are many things to think about this year. But the pair want to make sure you remember one thing. Be nice. Many other things are discussed, true, but remember…Be nice. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

Dec 18, 20161 hr 33 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #347- Fried Dill Pickles

JJ and his amazing friend Jason want to make sure you know about our Christmas episode (a crossover with Legend In My Spare Time) but, they also seem to want to talk about food. So they do. They try to explain native Mississippi dishes and wonder if anyone even knows what the heck they are talking about. But seriously, fried dill pickles are the best. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Dec 11, 20161 hr 12 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #346- Strange Days (with spoilers)

JJ and his amazing friend Jason recorded Wednesday after an emotional gut punch of an election. The pair spend roughly the first half hour discussing their feelings about what happened and looking toward the future. Then the duo get to business as normal as they dissect the big screen debut of Dr. Strange. There are spoilers a plenty, but warning is given before we get to them. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Nov 13, 20161 hr 24 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #345- Dr. Strange 1978

JJ and his amazing friend Jason are here to watch a terrible movie. Not to bury the lead here, but this is not good. So, if you want to prep for the big screen debut of the Sorcerer Supreme, don’t go it alone. Join us because misery loves company, right? Click here to download! View the RSS feed!

Oct 30, 20161 hr 46 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #344- This Is Our Episode

J and his amazing friends Jason and Richard “Sharpo” Sharpe are here to start with a bang and end with a whimper. The three first talk about the explosion that rocked the Portland neighborhood that JJ lives in (they are fine, don’t worry) and JJ shares a story of what could have been tragedy but was just full of human kindness. Then the three kinda set forth on the task at hand. Sharpo tries to tell the others what all those anime and tokushu memes mean! The episode is plagued with technical iss...

Oct 23, 20162 hr 4 min

Mars Needs Podcasts #343- Heroes and Villains

JJ and his amazing friend Elizabeth thought they would get into some politics, but sometimes things get in the way. This time those things are Bruce Springsteen, Luke Cage, and Hannibal Lecter. So, thanks to those fancy folk, you are spared yet another political diatribe. You are welcome. Click here to download! View the RSS feed!...

Oct 15, 2016
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