And that was good news for the naked burglar.
Sep 22, 2020•8 min•Ep. 171
Especially those with a pre-existing condition…
Sep 15, 2020•8 min•Ep. 170
That was particularly hard to find.
Sep 08, 2020•7 min•Ep. 169
Call her what you will--the lady had vision.
Aug 18, 2020•9 min•Ep. 168
And Jerry knew that he desperately needed to get to a meeting.
Aug 12, 2020•9 min•Ep. 167
Seriously, her cakes were downright repulsive!
Aug 04, 2020•10 min•Ep. 166
A real toe-tapper that no one could escape.
Jul 28, 2020•7 min•Ep. 165
Sometimes, you simply have to draw one.
Jul 21, 2020•8 min•Ep. 164
But did he really have to eat bull testicles to prove it?
Jul 07, 2020•9 min•Ep. 163
In honor of Independence Day, Mike chews up the scenery with a recitation of what may be the most important speech ever delivered, by the man historians call "The Forgotten Founder."
Jul 04, 2020•14 min•Ep. 162
A helicopter filled with evacuees tries to get off the ground as the shooting intensifies. What could possibly go wrong?
Jun 23, 2020•6 min•Ep. 161
This architect enjoyed a good challenge. But this one nearly broke him...
Jun 16, 2020•12 min•Ep. 160
So too, was the man who got in his way.
Jun 09, 2020•10 min•Ep. 159
The kid had a head for numbers.
May 12, 2020•13 min•Ep. 158
What he did was unspeakably brave. So why then, did no one speak of it?
May 05, 2020•20 min•Ep. 157
They built a lot of bridges. Perhaps, one too many...
Apr 14, 2020•14 min•Ep. 156
He only had the one hit...but boy, was it a wonder!
Apr 07, 2020•16 min•Ep. 155
Mike was the keynote speaker at the last large gathering in the United States before the country officially closed for business. His job? Shaking hands--with over a hundred thousand people. Now, after three weeks of self-isolation, he'd like to tell you about it. And then, read a very funny story from his mom's new book.
Mar 31, 2020•21 min•Ep. 154
The player loved to play... but on this particular occasion--he chose the wrong playmate.
Mar 17, 2020•9 min•Ep. 153
Or did they...
Mar 10, 2020•14 min•Ep. 152
It was the gig of a lifetime... it just wasn't Gig's.
Mar 03, 2020•14 min•Ep. 151
She broke the glass ceiling with ease. But her secret was taken to the grave.
Feb 25, 2020•16 min•Ep. 150
James and Rebecca simply could not settle their differences... that's where the broadswords came in.
Feb 18, 2020•16 min•Ep. 149
Because you need something to break the boredom of marching 300 miles in 10 degree weather to bring three boat thieves to justice... or so I'm told.
Feb 11, 2020•12 min•Ep. 148
The doctor told her not to sing... but she did anyway.
Jan 21, 2020•6 min•Ep. 147
Christmastime is upon us, and with it comes the season of giving. Mike recites perhaps the greatest story ever written about the spirit of giving.
Dec 24, 2019•19 min•Ep. 146
Yes, as a matter of fact, it does. But penicillin won't help...
Nov 19, 2019•7 min•Ep. 145
He was destined for greatness. No one knew it but him.
Nov 12, 2019•9 min•Ep. 144
Some said he was cursed, others said he was blessed, but everyone agreed--he was the luckiest kraut in the navy.
Nov 05, 2019•9 min•Ep. 143
It's All Hallow's Eve! So what better way to mark the occasion than with an episode of OCCASIONALLY. Mike pays homage to the macabre musings of the great Edgar Allan Poe by reciting perhaps his most famous story. Light a candle, pour a beverage, and let the Victorian goosebumps wash over you. Prepare yourself for the insidious beating of... The Tell Tale Heart
Oct 31, 2019•18 min•Ep. 142
