Wow, look at you, you’re a survivor and maybe even a thriver staying alive for another week on earth. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I had the absolute pleasure of being a “sign” pass-er on-er with a pink alien message from a gal’s beloved late dog. Also on today’s episode: Sharting in my sexiest halloween costume to date because of course. Look at god! Fckboi Theater: Fcky McFckFace edition A run-thru of my roast jokes before the big night And a reading from Harriet Lerner’s boo...
Nov 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 95
You did it, you survived another week on this tempestuous planet we call Earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - An apology for making fun of your Baby On Board stickers, I didn't realize the bleak undertones of its existence - Utah and "All Natural" beauty pageants for children (girls) - My ideas on how we can get a ceasefire in Gaza. Don't worry, they're all dumb. - Cenk Uygur sounds more like a person than the people running for president ( www.cenkforamerica.com ) . I'm sure ...
Oct 30, 2023•51 min•Ep. 94
Wow guys, we survived another week on planet earth and are heroes for it! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I try to add something tiny and maybe productive (?) to the whole war and bloodshed happening and I introduce a new fun party game you can try! Other topics include: Baby On Board signs: why? An angel named Taryn made me new eyebrows A reading from chapters 1 and 2 of Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow my other po...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 4
If I were a boy… I would reimagine Beyonce’s song to mean something similar but with a focus on sticking my imaginary penis in jars of peanut butter. Other high-brow topics of today’s episode include: BrioGeo: it’s what I use for my hair. Fuckboi Theater: Quarantine Edition Playing audio from the moment I found out I was a sperm donor baby and still not being able to properly process it. Who needs therapy when you can rant on a podcast, huh? How do you stop having a terrible temper? Because I tr...
Oct 16, 2023•55 min•Ep. 3
Happy Monday and congrats on still being alive this whole time! Today’s episode of The Voices in Our Heads was recorded in August, on The Lionsgate Portal. What is the Lionsgate Portal? It’s basically very intense day that happens once a year, there’s a lot more to it than that, but that’s the woo-woo gist. Other topics of discussion include: Headlining in San Diego and crushing every show only to come home and bomb my dick off at City Winery. Fuck you, Lionsgate Portal! I’ve been on a 2-year wa...
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 2
Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to: - Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines - Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches - Fuckboi Theater: Cornhole Edition - A dramatic reading of Diane Keaton's Instagram captions which she...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 1
You did itI Congrats on surviving another week. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is a special one and you'll know why when you listen <3 I've been shedding layers lately and the current wind beneath my wings is courtesy of Michael Singer's words on joy. Also on today's episode: Mare and the vibe of Eastern PA Fuckboi Theater: Head Game Edition stupid ass parking tickets :-( 11:11, 3:33, 88, 22 A reading of chapter 5 from The Untethered Soul all about the infinite amount of energy yo...
Jun 09, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 89
Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, everyone. I'm in a good mood still, wow!! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Holding one's hand vs sitting on one's dick The truth doesn't mind being questioned ALIENS IS REAL words on unconditional love courtesy of David R. Hawkins magical emails about dogs, dads and babies email | [email protected] patreon | Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson website | www.KrystynaHutcihnson.com instagram | @ KrystynaHutch...
Jun 02, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 88
Happy Hump Day and congrats on surviving another week! Did you know that demons are a real thing probably? Weird!! Also on today's episode: New York's hottest new club drug is J&J! A man wanting boobies on his back A better bond with dad, post-earth and wise words on enjoying your life by enhancing positive emotions courtesy of David R. Hawkins Patreon | www.patreon.com.krystynahutchinson Email | [email protected] Website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Social | @ KrystynaHut...
May 26, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 88
I'm coming to you fresh off a TM Class, the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and a Free Palestine protest, all before 1pm! Hey congrats on still being here, there's a lot of crap going on and the immediate gratification of not having to deal with it gives one hell of a strip tease. Hell is on earth, but heaven is in your mind. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: A weird week with birds Man Thinks Woman Cares About Stats Don't take Dupixent if you're allergic to Dupixent A grandma sews a ...
May 19, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 86
Congratulations on surviving another week, fellow humans! Today's episode of THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS was recorded during my final hours as a Mustang-less girl. We're gonna touch on some very important things like: Watch Crip Camp on Netflix!! Fuckboi bio verbosity The Confederacy lost - they didn't win - because they lost. O K? THEY LOST. Baby's new Mustang Being an angel of death Chapter 1 of Letting Go: The Pathway of Surrender by David R. Hawkins Kansas City, MO - FRI May 14th + SAT May 15th ...
May 12, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 85
Howdy kids and congrats on not killing yourselves! Earth is hard and you're doing a great job. On today's episode: Definitions of words: let us remember a few! Fuckboi Theater: Nevermind edition An excerpt on pride from David Hawkins' book Letting Go Magical listener stories about rays of sunshine, demon rape and butterflies form an old friend email | [email protected] website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com patreon | Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson social | @ KrystynaHutch...
May 05, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 85
Oh, ya know! Just sitting at my desk, sipping mango puree from a pink chalice at midnight, wondering where it all went right. Here's a pinch of what you can expect on today's episode: Stoned Stranger Danger under the full moon A fuckboi BIO. It's his BIO :( Turn your notifications off at night, I dare ya!! Listener emails about hanging out with child ghosts and heads up the last story FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT --> Check out The David Lynch Foundation! <--- website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.co...
Apr 28, 2021•58 min•Ep. 83
As it turns out, I wouldn't wish nicotine withdrawals on my worst enemy - COULDA USED A HEADS UP ON THAT, ALLEN. Hey, this too shall pass. Congrats on not killing yourselves, I'm happy you're here. On today's episode: SOME YELLING Some bitching about shit A little bit of me very angry YELLS social | @KrystynaHutch patreon | Patreon.com.krystynahutchinson email | [email protected] website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 82
Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, it's sad and bad out there right now. Please enjoy a preview of the first Patreon bonus episode featuring St. Louis, my friend with a big kid job, a ghost named Agatha, and the great Wendi Starling. This episode was filmed in a haunted hair B&B near the Lemp Family Mansion in St. Louis. If you want to listen to the entire spooky-ass episode, click HERE to become a patron. I'll also be doing a monthly variety show LIVE from my apartment as well as...
Apr 15, 2021•16 min•Ep. 82
I recorded this episode after calling 911 for what I thought was gunshots but turns out, it was a manhole exploding on the street. My punch card is FULL! Congrats on not killing yourselves <3. Other topics covered on today's episode: French Bulldogs: why is we still making them? Sign up for my Patreon William Shatner has been chain smoking A valid metaphor against cigarettes courtesy of Allen Carr A little ditty about a man and his writing desk website | www.krystynahutchinson.com social | @ ...
Apr 14, 2021•57 min•Ep. 81
The sun is shining and we're all going a little nuts but we're here and congratulations on that. On today's episode: Bhad Bhabie's bheginnings The woes of a flea market kid Fuckboi Theater: Lost In Translation A new view of time Do you have a go-to song that makes you horny? Do you have a story about a past life or a visit from a loved one? How about screen shots of your most atrocious dating app conversations? (I'm really casting a wide net here). Email them to TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail....
Apr 07, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 80
Ya girl's been anxious as hell while whispering sweet nothings into the mirror (it helps!). After talking it out, I realize it's because I'm procrastinating on finishing my Patreon because deep, deep, DEEP down, part of me wonders if I'm a dumb piece of shit (I'm not!). Ya really got me where it hurts, Patreon (coming out April 2). Also on today's episode: fuckboi wants a back shot fart factory pics make your followers go 'byyyyye' a total loss for words on how to tie a shoe Magical listener ema...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 79
Oh, happy day and congrats on not killing yourself! My time has been split between saying nice things in the mirror like a pre-schooler and learning more about racism, past and present. Did you know the US Government added the "J" to Marihuana to make it sound more Mexican?!?! Also on today's episode: Fuckboi Theater: Harry Anslinger edition Periods, Firefighters, Butterflies - hot damn Wise words from Louise Hay's The Power Is Within You (trigger warning: parent stuff) Two listener emails of ot...
Mar 24, 2021•58 min•Ep. 78
It's back to freezing in New York and I've been inside staring at my reflection, repeating positive affirmations like my life depended on it. Also on today's episode: Three out of four of my grandparents thought my name was "Christine" and we never corrected them. You can't lay in the ditch Edgar Allen Poe almost died in :'( Expecting a haircut to make your face hotter. Lessons from How To Heal Your Life by Louise Hay. Congrats on not killing yourself <3 website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com &...
Mar 17, 2021•52 min•Ep. 77
Spring is in the air, NYC is coming back to life and ya girl's got a pep in her step. Woof, I am WAY less sad than last week. On today's episode: Caterpillars that will survive this time Fuckboi Theater: Bio Edition WE NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER BETTER Being a twat to a friend Listener emails detailing more mystical magical experiences about how death isn't real! Neither is time! You're in for a ride. email | [email protected] website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com social |...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 76
Hello and happy day! You're alive - give yourself a goddamn pat on the back for that. I have a case of the sads but this too shall pass #LeSigh. Today's episode is a brief re-cap of catching a stranger in my arms in need of immediate medical attention, a magical weekend of snow and wilderness with Donna and, speaking of magic, I read several listener emails detailing encounters with loved ones who have crossed and sent undeniable signs that'll give you goosebumps. email me // TheVoicesInOurHeads...
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 75
Happy Pisces Season and a congratulations on making it through another seven days of life on earth. On today's episode, you'll find: Things Men Can't Say A Fuckboi Named Nathan Nightmare Puppet Offers Discount Furniture Earth's Hottest Nightclub IS: Past Life Regression Therapy An excerpt from Chapter 3 of Only Love Is Real by my new fav, Dr. Brian Weiss --> Text 'ABC13' to 41444 to get a link to donate cash to the Houston Food Bank and support the folks in Texas! <-- email | TheVoicesInOu...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 74
Hello world, this is meeeee, on zero hours of sleeeeep. Congrats on not killing yourselves, gang! On today's episode: Too sensitive to work at Hooters :( Sage gone wild and the toe-thumb that resulted A quick stroll through my (hopefully) only bender A reading of the letter to my parents in case you need a template And a summary of the acclaimed book, Many Lives, Many Masters by Dr, Brian Weiss that includes some of my favorite quotes straight from the other side. website | www.KrystynaHutchinso...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 73
Another week, another opportunity for me to convince you to be unafraid of death and, as a result, have more fun in life. Tall order - I know! On today's episode: Is that Throat Coat tea or are you just happy to see me? Buy a ticket to see DID THAT HELP?: Live t his Saturday! Being impressed by fruit MY BDAY IS FEB 19 THNX Note Cute: Kim Jong-Il Edition! and finally, stories from listeners about communicating with deceased loved ones, premonitions, signs and BONUS, an alien story! Here are all t...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 72
Happy Hump Day and congrats on surviving another week of life! Today's episode is a goofy one that includes, but is not limited to, hot topics like: A heartfelt tribute to heated blankets An Adderall fueled dick drawing of regret Not Cute!: Kim Jung Un Edition MY THERAPIST SAID I DID A GOOD JOB! a call for any and all listener stories related to communicating with diseased loved ones or experiencing something magical beyond your five senses. Get ready, because in a few months, I'll make you unaf...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 71
Oh, happy day! I'm so glad you're alive and I hope you enjoy the final Feel Your Feelings January themed episode which includes but is not limited to: The shock and dismay of an unflattering camera angle Why you should never have a volunteer restore your painting or sculpture What weed means to me Finally feeling calm and patient enough to write a compassionate letter to your estranged parents and a reading of Chapter 9 of The Tao of Fully Feeling by Pete Walker all about compassionate self-pare...
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 70
The fart machine is back AND we have a new president, I'm glad we survived to see it! Today's episode entails: a cooking class (Thurs) a tiny film premiere (Sun) & a LIVE Did That Help? on 2/13 a single man's dating app profile that will deliver zero surprises the My Pillow Guy's worst days since crack cocaine a reading of Chapter 8 from The Tao of Fully Feeling by Pete Walker all about verbal and physical abuse and neglect. Stop minimizing it so you can accept it and move on to a more fun t...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 69
So America is in the middle of a reckoning with racism, extremism, violence and the spread of misinformation during a global pandemic? That don't impress me much! Oh, oh, ohhhh. Hey, pat yourself on the back for being here. Life!: It's not for the feeble hearted. On today's episode: MAJOR props to Latosha Brown, Stacey Abrams and the democrats who showed up in Georgia. Somber words from Michelle Obama The repercussions of unrecognized trauma A man named Bruce Mejia who really doesn't like women ...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 68
Happy Feel Your Feelings January, gang! How ya doing, are you ok? Me neither, but we're going to get through this together and emerge from the ashes as beautiful butterflies. On today's episode: A fancy few fuckbois Kettlebells for girls?! Meow. Turns out when I don't smoke weed, I cry, cry cry. A stuck step-daughter and a reading of Chapter One from the book that punches me in the soul every time I pick it up, The Tao of Fully Feeling by Pete Walker. I want to assemble a montage of you telling ...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 67
