There is no bacon in Heaven, whats the point?

What started as a discussion about aging develops into a discussion about Heaven. It seems Fishy is going but Scotto is not. Scotto has some concerns about Heaven, sure there may be lots of virgins but one there is no bacon or any kind of pork products and its full of boring people, most of whom he wouldn’t to spend eternity with, so why would anyone want to go there? Even though Scotto believes that God is all forgiving and so must let anyone in, Fishy is convinced that he will be standing behind the entry door and when he sees Scotto, he’ll turn the sign from “Open” to “Closed” because Scotto has not led the kind of life that should allow entry into the club.