On this episode, Juliette carries a soft spot, divvies up the blame, is betrayed by undelivered mail, ranks as a dingo, takes an old school approach, hugs a Brady, waves to Monkees, annoys everyone, dismisses a sermon, witnesses the devil’s handshake, makes a buying error, and considers the turtles… all while drinking W.L. Weller Special Reserve bourbon.
Juliette does something distasteful for money, meets the qualifications, mocks an assignment, teaches Bukowski, gets called in, goes to grammar school, dresses for a drunk tank, ditches the schedule, and plays a crappy game… all while drinking Booker’s 30th anniversary bourbon.
Juliette questions a fake holiday, receives a surprising call, helps Texas avoid a wet spot, introduces Vanderbilt and cousin Shelia, considers drug lording, ducks a book attack, rethinks baseball, forgets a crucial tool, swings a chair, and waits for sirens… all while drinking Joseph Magnus Murray Hill Club blended bourbon.
Juliette returns to her 21st birthday, takes manipulative advice, maintains a juicy secret, trips over her order, contemplates telltale signs, knows her way backstage, hands out scraps, books solo vacation, admits a beachy love, avoids her friends, envies cool confidence, misses the obvious, parts the curtains, and flails like a circus seal... all while drinking Glenfiddich Winter Storm scotch whisky.
Juliette contemplates serial killer storage, returns to college, accepts a bribe from Doc, confronts torsos, encounters a tomb on wheels, fears a living dead situation, understands revenge motivation, trudges through a blizzard, and makes a deathly delivery… all while drinking Resilient straight bourbon whiskey barrel #98.
Juliette welcomes Anthony Cumia back to the show. Anthony discusses his new book, "Permanently Suspended," the ongoing feud with Opie, Louis CK, freedom of speech, and so much more.
Juliette puts on her business head, finds an alternative profession, gets into something awful, admits to shady ethics, questions the muse, completes the deal, caters more than expected, hacks into a sad reality, longs for a lap, capitalizes on cracks, and finishes her cookies… all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 17.
Juliette ponders technology, delights in sending letters, finds more grown-up interests, drowns in uncomfortable declarations, gets called into the office, plays an unwilling character, weeds out weirdos, does an analog hustle, receives an Ego, finds her eyes polluted, and appreciates the genius of her friend Crazytown... all while drinking Willet Family Estate 4-year small batch rye whiskey.
Juliette revisits the millennium, hates The Warden, gets circled by a peeing peacock, deflects seething balls, lines a desk with weed, prepares for the worst, alludes to a serial killer, attends a sleeper, considers a time out, fears 10 years of prison, stands accused, and settles the score on the worst ever New Year's Eve... all while drinking Jim Beam Distiller's Masterpiece bourbon.
Juliette is still in the holiday spirit, and admits to questionable beliefs, dabbles in rock stars, calls in The Pro, arrives in a chariot, visits a neon pink utopia, gets a spite lap dance, ignores her own rules, sends out a distress signal, slices up panties, and enjoys good company… all while drinking Peerless barrel proof straight rye whiskey.
Juliette questions the validity of DNA results, finds family tree crazy, visits an atomic wonderland, bartends past bedtime, mistakes Santa Claus, witnesses a massacre to a classic, appreciates the Budweiser clydesdales, experiences Christmas spirit, attempts to grant a wish, relates a perversely happy memory, and disturbs Mr. Bennet’s bird… all while drinking Orphan Barrel Rhetoric 25-year old bourbon.
Juliette sets up a casino sting, treads on trendy shoes, doctors up with not-so-nice intentions, wagers on vomit, encounters rage juice, enters a bubblegum factory relationship, plays an unsexy game, and spearheads an uncomfortable truth… All while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 16.
Juliette visits Whiskey acres distillery, stares down a steamy mash pool, reduces into a cardboard box, accepts a Thanksgiving invitation, tests a heating system, evokes The Great Dismal Swamp, scrapes off char, visits a Laurel Canyon cottage, gets dangerously festive, consults pioneers, empties a room, picks out shrapnel, and appreciates recipes and the lack thereof... all while drinking Basil Hayden Dark Rye whiskey.
Juliette heads to Nashville with her guy to bash a country bar, fear alien subliminal messages, hunt down real country music, heckle a band, take on the sidewalk, assume a new identity, snag complementary cheese, break up a posse, secure a scooter, and keep it classy ... all while drinking Whiskey Acres 5.5 bourbon.
Juliette revisits her conversation with author A.E. Hotchner in celebration of his 101st birthday, literary career, and life. "Hotch" discusses his friendship with Ernest Hemingway, explores Hemingway's most important relationships and work, and even reveals Hemingway's favorite drink. This interview was originally released in October 2015, and remains Juliette's most personal and memorable. A.E. Hotchner is a memoirist, novelist, playwright, and biographer. He has just released a new novel, " T...
Juliette is joined by comedian Dave Landau. Dave is co-host on The Anthony Cumia show and discusses his approach to broadcasting, how his start at Second City influenced his comedy, writing and producing movie The King, the importance of satire, and his plans to write a memoir and another film. Find info about Dave’s comedy tour at http://davelandau.com/ . Listen to Dave on The Anthony Cumia show at https://www.compoundmedia.com/ ....
Juliette visits a haunted New Orleans ballroom, twirls with a ghost, takes on a tour guide, loses her guy to the supernatural, contemplates explanations, fakes interest, dismisses a scare, lingers with clowns, and stumbles into a shocking situation… All while drinking Driftless Glen single barrel straight bourbon whiskey.
Juliette tells a secret, has a raunchy conversation, plays Rapunzel, welcomes a transgression, feels sophisticated, has an annoying wake-up, falls out a window, gets a tarot card reading, meets Glinda the Wacky Witch of the Midwest, practices magic in the kitchen, backslides onto the band wagon, is guilted into a ceremony, and avoids bonding spirits... all while drinking Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select rye whiskey.
Juliette honors a tradition, harbors resentment, hires vampires, mitigates molesting, stalls a kingpin, experiences a blood feast, takes on toxic combos, diffuses the situation, goes for the cliché, and avoids a wild attack… all while drinking Pikesville 6-year straight rye whiskey.
Juliette falls into a rotten mood, sneaks in a flask, gets her oompah on, appreciates a fat feast, hates the human voice, misses a tot shot, shares a classy lesson, is asked a favor, gets situated with Satan, channels Mr. Rogers, plays an evil emperor, and lands like a bum… All while drinking Redemption 9-year barrel proof bourbon.
On this episode, Juliette recalls a ramshackle amusement part, knocks out teeth, introduces the legend of Vic, fears a monstrosity, spins out a mistake, issues a cease fire, takes a few chances, reveals shady cheats, channels Lucifer, seduces a guitarist named Sledge, declines an untoward request, and drives like hell. This episode's whiskey pick is Rabbit Role rye whiskey.
Juliette talks with guitarist and founding member of the band Judas Priest. They discuss his new book, Heavy Duty on Da Capo press, KK's influence on the look and sound of Judas Priest, recording some of the band's most popular songs, and KK reveals why he hasn't joined another band since retiring from Judas Priest. Juliette suggests pairing this conversation with Elijah Craig small batch bourbon.
Interview with Jim Florentine: Juliette speaks with comedian Jim Florentine about his book, Everybody Is Awful (Except You). They discuss tour incidents, voicing character Special Ed on Crank Yankers, hidden camera comedy and Meet the Creeps, social media horrors, how media changes audience perception, and the state of comedy today. Juliette suggests pairing this interview with Wild Turkey 101 whiskey.
On this episode, Juliette reverse engineers chaos, questions her guy's sanity, supports a relationship thunderdome, contemplates fruit aerodynamics, meets The Hustler, is taken for a kinky loop, looks for a leaflet, chokes on giggles, and kisses a fantasy goodbye... All while drinking Smooth Ambler Big Level wheated bourbon.
The three-year anniversary episode! Juliette takes inexcusable actions, considers a buffet of boyfriends, gets blown off, hunts down a job, thinks like a predator, causes a scene, dodges a delivery truck, gets squad envy, introduces Texas to Crazytown, plans a nightmare, ruins dinner, decides to get drunk, allows a right hook and makes an Oregon Trail comparison... All while drinking Redemption wheated bourbon. Special thanks to comedian Reverend Bob Levy and Ronnie Platt, lead singer for the cl...
On this episode, Juliette and her guy visit New Orleans, get blindsided by panic, hear teeth rattle, receive a mystery box, make questionable shopping decisions, reveal a glittery surprise, preside over cocktails, mourn a loss, pass through doorways, visit with vodou, share a doorstep, meet Mateo, discover Doneska and her swayback horse, and revel in findings... all while drinking barrel strength Bulleit bourbon.
On this episode, Juliette packs up her misgivings, sails away, meets Mr. and Mrs. Barnacle, scowls behind a pineapple, runs away from conversation, feels breath on her neck, lets the drugs take over, contemplates meditation, enjoys driveway drinking with Texas, bothers a neighbor, defends her cat, and celebrates creative expression… all while drinking Woodford Reserve double oaked bourbon whiskey.
On this episode, Juliette takes direction poorly, goes two sizes too small, meets Hollywood heroes and hacks, walks a red carpet, follows a legal flunkie, contemplates signing on, revisits her paleo-ornamentum period, digs Mazon Creek, scales shale, comes to a dirty stop, and curates an Indiana Jones moment... all while drinking Rebel Yell ginger whiskey.
On this episode, Juliette comes off a bender, participates in The Last Drive-In event with Joe Bob Briggs, interns for Svengoolie, chucks chickens, dims her brain bulb, knocks on a coffin, hears voices, mimes her ego, enjoys a group activity, meets Blinky, plays hide and seek, realigns her moral compass, visits a bootleg shop and considers an old-fashioned house burning... all while drinking Jim Beam Black bourbon.
On this episode, Juliette returns to Michigan with her guy to see Mongo and The Dish, demonstrates etiquette, creates a weird herbal ball, saturates an ant hill, funds a fireworks tent, fears a burning hat, visits the Howler Monkey bar again, meets Santa, gets a busy signal, makes a winning call, promises greatness, and changes her playlist... All while drinking Gentleman Jack Daniels whiskey.
