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The Unsub is a White Man

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Is Criminal Minds a good show? We aren’t sure, but we love it. Join us as we break it down, episode by episode!
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Episodes

Episode 35 "No Way Out"

This milkshake brings all the crazies to the yard. Frank and Jane - a love story for the ages, with some serial murder as a side plot. This episode is stacked with phenomenal guest stars! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 27, 202245 min

Episode 34 "Profiler Profiled"

We're back with more Criminal Minds and a classic Morgan episode. We managed to hate the local detective almost more than we hate the unsub, who we really hate. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 23, 202241 min

Episode 33 "Sex, Birth, Death"

Watch out for sad men in turtlenecks! It's a hometown episode of Criminal Minds with an excellent guest star. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 13, 202249 min

Episode 32 "Lessons Learned"

Meth labs, terrorists, and anthrax...oh my! We have a new favorite unsub in Anthony Azizi, and this award-winning episode is definitely a product of its time! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Mar 06, 202252 min

Episode 31 "The Last Word"

Put on some lipstick and pucker up! We've got two competing serial killers with equally dumb names vying for your affection this week! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 27, 202249 min

Episode 30 "Empty Planet"

Garcia talks that voulez coucher stuff we love in another explosive episode of Criminal Minds featuring the ugliest robot jewelry we've ever seen. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Feb 20, 202245 min

Episode 29 "North Mammon"

Wheels up… now! Join Emily and Sarah in their neck of the woods as they discuss small town Pennsylvania and their survival instincts and Sarah defends the honor of the University of Pittsburgh.

Feb 14, 202253 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Episdode 28 "The Boogeyman"

*This episode was recorded remotely. So please excuse our slightly different sound. And many thanks to our producer for the extra hard work editing this episode! It's a great week for Elles! In this fantastic episode baby Elle Fanning makes a stellar guest star performance, and Elle Greenaway FINALLY leaves us forever. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced b...

Feb 06, 202252 min

Episode 27 "Aftermath"

If the size of your bangs is a reflection of your mental state, Elle is hanging on by a thread. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 31, 202252 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Episode 26 "Psychodrama"

If you ever needed another reason to never go inside the bank again - this episode is for you. Watch out for traffic and keep your motel room key handy; it's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 24, 202254 min

Episode 25 "The Perfect Storm"

Is it "The Perfect Storm" or is it the perfect episode?! Join us in America's armpit, as we sweat it out. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 20, 202244 min

Episode 24 "P911"

Join Emily and Sarah on a pointless trip to Cleveland as we learn all the latest internet lingo and watch the BAU almost bungle a case they probably don't need to investigating in the first place. This episode involves some disturbing depictions of violence against children. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 09, 202242 min

Episode 23 "The Fisher King, Part 2"

We're back with Season 2 and the conclusion of "The Fisher King." Join Emily and Sarah as they discuss the gross mistreatment of Anderson and get confused about geography and cell phone coverage. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Jan 03, 202233 min

Episode 22 "The Fisher King: Part 1"

It's the season FINALE, and man, does this episode hold up. Pack your bags for the sleaziest singles resort this side of hell, and let's wrap up season one! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Dec 19, 202142 min

Episode 21 "Secrets and Lies"

This episode somehow makes both the FBI and the CIA boring as hell. The BAU consults for the CIA in what might possibly be the most uneventful hour of television ever aired. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Dec 12, 202139 min

Episode 20 "Charm and Harm"

The team heads to Florida to hunt an unsub armed with an arsenal of disguises that render him utterly unrecognizable… such as… glasses. Join us on this wild ride of an episode! Episode 20: Charm and Harm is available now! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Dec 05, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Episode 19 "Machismo"

Break out the tequila - you're going to need it for this episode! Criminal Minds goes internacional as they consult on a case in Mexico. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 28, 202140 min

Episode 18 "Somebody's Watching"

The whole team heads to Hollywood to track down a stalker in a city that is apparently chock full of terrible art. Reid gets to see a girl in a swimsuit (ostensibly for the first time, based on his reaction)! Also, we start warming up to Morgan. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 22, 202142 min

Episode 17 "A Real Rain"

What's more exciting than a vigilante hunting down criminals in New York City? Apparently just about anything- including watching Reid try to use chopsticks. Despite having all the makings of a great story, this one somehow turned out to be a real drain... Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 14, 202140 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Episode 16 "The Tribe"

Cults, Captain America, our favorite side character so far, and a whole lot of racism. This episode of Criminal Minds is hog wild. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Nov 07, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Episode 15 "Unfinished Business"

The team joins forces with a retired profiler to track down a serial killer who has resurfaced after 20 years... but the real mysteries here are Elle's disappearing bangs, whether or not Reid is actually good at word searches, and WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 31, 202146 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Episode 14 "Riding the Lightning"

Pure evil and a haunting performance - marred only by the worst bald cap in history. All that's missing is evidence. And a teacup of vodka. Join us for a moving episode of Criminal Minds. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 24, 202141 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Episode 13 "Poison"

If you were somehow still unclear on what roofies were in 2006, this is the episode for you! Join us as we discuss sweaty unsubs, corporate retreats, things we had to google about LSD, and Morgan's questionable coffee-related decision making. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 17, 202142 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Episode 12 "What Fresh Hell?"

We admit we’ve given Morgan a lot of crap so far, but we’re grateful that he showed up to tackle the boredom of this episode and kick the excitement up to 11 toward the end. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 10, 202141 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Episode 11 "Blood Hungry"

This is exactly the kind of over-the-top episode that keeps us coming back for more! Based on a true crime case so gory that CM actually had to tone it down, this one is a wild ride from start to finish. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Oct 03, 202146 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Episode 10 "The Popular Kids"

Wish you could be like the popular kids? Maybe you and your friends should routinely visit a dead body in the woods! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 26, 202147 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Episode 9 "Derailed"

Forget everything you know about the geography of Texas and get ready for a wild ride in our latest episode! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 19, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Episode 8 "Natural Born Killer"

This one… wasn’t our favorite. Listen in as we discuss the excessive gore, how much we don’t know about the Mafia, and the much more interesting true crime story that inspired this admittedly dull episode. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 13, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Episode 7 "The Fox"

Lock your giant dog doors and check your closets! This episode of Criminal Minds is the stuff of nightmares. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Sep 05, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Episode 6 "LDSK"

Tune in as we watch the BAU try to redeem the FBI after their last disastrous attempt to catch a sniper! This is a long shot (get it?), but can you name the three guest stars who were in Judging Amy together? Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Aug 29, 202152 minSeason 1Ep. 6
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