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The Unscripted Scripts Show

Jeff, Lawrence, John, and Mikepatreon.com
Join hosts Lawrence, John, Jeff, and Mike as they read, perform, and critique unproduced screenplays all while having a good time and doing funny voices. If you have an unproduced screenplay you'd like to hear us perform and critique, be sure to send it to unscriptedscriptshow@gmail.com and if you like our content, you can support us at www.patreon.com/unscriptedscripts.
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Episodes

Smokescreen Part 1: A Real Smoke Show!

On this episode, Mike makes a triumphant return to us! Those of you that remember and love him from his time filling in for Lawrence on the Nutty Squirrels script will want to give this episode a listen! John reviews Thelma and Louise and we start a listener submitted script, Smokescreen set during the dark days of World War I. It's a pretty good script that we had a lot of fun with, so you don't want to miss it!

Jun 25, 20241 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 108

The Wetworker Part 4: Finale

We finish up The Wetworker. We had a lot of fun with this one, even if we did get confused sometimes with all the Italians everywhere. Big thanks to John's script guy for sending it in and to the anonymous author that wrote it!

Jun 12, 20241 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 107

The Wetworker Part 3: A Good Fella

We're back with part three of a very funny (and sometimes challenging to perform) script kindly provided to us by John's script guy. Also, Lawrence spends way too much time talking about The Iron Claw. A fun show as always, so check it out!

Jun 05, 20241 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 106

Wetworker Part 2: Still Too Many Italians

We're back (sorry we missed a week) with a continuation of the mafia comedy The Wetworker, kindly provided to us by John's conduit to the industry. It's a funny script, but there's just too many Italians that we have a tough time keeping track of who's who still. Over in review corner, John talks about that poptart movie on Netflix. A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

May 29, 20241 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 105

The Wetworker Part 1: Too Many Italians

We're back with a new script sent in to us from John's script guy! It's a movie about the mafia. So, you can imagine we all had a ball doing a bunch of stereotypical voices! Also, Jeff reviews the 2018 film Vice. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

May 15, 20241 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 104

Murder, Mud and Mayhem Part 3: Finale

So, we've finished up a script that we found confusing but also fun. Especially the part about Mr. Pincers. We also discuss the Max documentary Quiet on the Set... It's an unpleasant watch. A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

May 08, 20241 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 103

Murder, Mud and Mayhem Part 2: Say Hello to Mr. Pincers

We're back with part two of a very funny script set down in England. Also on this episode, John and Jeff get into a very personal dispute. Will they be able to resolve it before next week? Tune in to find out!

May 01, 20241 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 102

Murder, Mud and Mayhem Part 1: Not Bothering With The Accents

Well, we're back with a brand new script set mostly in England. How delightful! You'd think we'd spend our time doing Monty Python-esque accents and well... We kinda do. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Apr 24, 20241 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 101

Blind Courage Finale: The Big 100

It's our big 100th episode and we celebrate Laura joining us by finishing up Blind Courage! Obviously, it was a lot of fun and we hope you join us for our next 100!

Apr 10, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 100

Blind Courage Part 1: D*cked Dahn In Dallas

On this very special episode, we have the return of not just our favorite screenwriter of all time, but also, Lawrence's Main Squeeze, Laura, joins the fun! She's Australian, so we had to promise to pay her all the Dollarydoos we get for this episode (we didn't tell her we don't make any money, so shhhh!) A fun show as always, so check it out!

Mar 27, 20241 hr 56 minSeason 1Ep. 99

Bull Ridin' Preacher Part 3: Just Ride The Bull Already!

We're back with part 3 of The Bull Ridin' Preacher and this script is starting to get on Jeff's nerves. Will he make it to the end without succumbing to madness or will he end the show a babbling, drooling mess? Only one way to find out!

Mar 13, 20241 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 97

Bull Ridin' Preacher Part 2: Swallow That Chaw

We're back with part two of the Bull Ridin' Preacher (who has yet to do any bull ridin'). Actually, most of it is the preacher doing something dumb and the townsfolk trolling him for it, and that's pretty fun, too. A great episode that we had a blast taping, so be sure to give it a listen!

Feb 28, 20241 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 96

The Bull Ridin' Preacher Part 1: Rocky Mountain Oyster Bar

What happens when John, Jeff, and Lawrence start a new script? Well, lots of laughs, obviously! In this one, a greenhorn young minister heads out to Montana and gets up to all sorts of kooky cowboy hijinks! A fun script as always, so be sure to check it out!

Feb 14, 20241 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 95

The Vampire's Puppet Part 3: I'm Not The Puppet, You're The Puppet

Well, we've finished off another script folks! Find out just what happens with our vampire and the woman he's been mind controlling. It's quite a finale (and it confuses the hell out of John). Be sure to check it out! Thanks again to our show's "script guy" for finding it, and to the anonymous author who let us read it!

Jan 31, 20241 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 94

The Vampire's Puppet Part 2: It's Just Wine

So we're back with a script that was sent to us from John's script guy about a vampire and the reporter who he makes horny. It's great fun, and we hope you have as much fun as we did making it!

Jan 25, 20241 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 93

The Vampire's Puppet Part 1: Everyone's All Wet

We're back with a brand new one courtesy of our script guy! This script has everything we love: Sex, mind control, overacting! It's a blast for us to read and we hope for you to listen to! Hopefully our anonymous submitter enjoys it too!

Jan 18, 20241 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 92

The Timeskinner Part 3: We All Get To Do It

We finish up with the Timeskinner in this one, and the highlight is definitely when all three of us get to do the same character! It's the first time we've ever had a chance to do that, and it was pretty fun, so be sure to check this one out!

Jan 10, 20241 hr 47 minSeason 1Ep. 91

The Timeskinner Part 2: Get This Baby Up to 88

It's not quite a time traveling DeLorean, but it is the second part of the Timeskinner, another member of the It's A Wonderful Back to the Future film family! We have a lot of fun reading it (Except for Lawrence, who hates doing stage directions), so be sure to check it out!

Jan 05, 20241 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 90

The Timeskinner Part 1: Someone Get Huey Lewis on the Phone

So, we're back with our final episode of 2023 that we taped just before Christmas. In this one, we've got a brand new script to read, The Timeskinner! A ripoff, I mean homage, of various time traveling movies that may or may not feature a DeLorean. We hope you enjoy this one and that you all join us for part 2 in 2024!

Dec 29, 20231 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 89

Thank You Father For I Have Sinned Part 2: A Fantastic Failure!

On this episode, we finish up Thank You Father For I Have Sinned (Thanks to Tim Miller for sending his script to us and for it being mercifully not 6 episodes long). We also engage in a new activity and it's a fantastic failure. It was a lot of fun, though, so be sure to check this one out!

Dec 21, 20231 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 88

Thank You Father For I Have Sinned Part 1: A New Script!

So after a six part series in our last screenplay, we start a new one, submitted by listener Tim Miller! It's very silly, but also lots of fun. We clearly are thriving when getting to do some new characters! Also, Lawrence reviews Stan & Ollie, a movie about late stage Laurel and Hardy. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Dec 13, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 87

Problem of Hell Part 5: We're Back, Baby!

Jeff and Lawrence have both recovered from their various ailments and we return to Problem of Hell: Our longest screenplay yet! Don't fret, there will be one more part after this! We also get some listener mail. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Nov 29, 20231 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 85

Ted Burger Part 1/Sketch Special

Because we've been unable to tape (and because Jeff has all the equipment), we decided we didn't want to leave yinz with no episode for two weeks, so as a special treat, we're releasing part one of our patreon exclusive, Ted Burger, written by Jeff, as well as some sketches that we did in the past for a previous podcast we did before this one! We hope you enjoy!

Nov 15, 20231 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 84

Problem of Hell Part 4: A Night (of) Terror

Appropriately for the Halloween holiday, this script takes a dark turn! One of us loses a character! Be sure to check this one out!

Oct 25, 20231 hr 39 minSeason 1Ep. 83

Problem of Hell Part 3: An Old Friend Returns

Join Jeff, John, and Lawrence as first, John talks about a boring documentary that he saw and he and Jeff argue about it for way too long. Then, we get into the good part of the episode! The next part of our listener submitted script, "Problem of Hell"! We also bring back an old friend that we haven't used in a very long time (those few of you who remember the old Unpaid Programming will likely get a kick out of this trip down memory lane).

Oct 18, 20231 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 82

Problem of Hell Part 2: Baby Alive

We're back with part 2 of a very fun listener script, Problem of Hell! There's yet more romantic trouble for our protagonist Liam, who is a jerk, by the way. Also, the end of the episode features one of the best derails in the history of the program! Be sure to tune in and hear it!

Oct 11, 20231 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 81

Problem of Hell: No Problemo

After a long hiatus from recording, Lawrence, Jeff, and John are back at it and haven't lost a step! Jeff (and Lawrence who's also seen it) get into the Christian propaganda film "A Matter of Faith" that was sadly the last performance of the late Harry Anderson. After that, we get to the main event. Listener submitted script, "A Problem of Hell", which features a fun, not just dueling, but triple Blanche Deveraux performances! A ton of fun as always, so be sure to check it out!

Oct 04, 20231 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 80

Deadly Lawyer Part 4: A Deadly Finale

We finish up reading the story of a deadly assassin who does no lawyering whatsoever! This one was a bunch of fun to do and we appreciate John's script guy for getting it sent in to us.

Sep 20, 20231 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 79
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