Episode 226: Vampire Bones

Vampire Bones. They are being dug up all over Europe. Deformed and mutilated skeletons buried in graveyards dating back to as far as 700 BC. What nature of beast is this that would cause man to dig up a deceased relative and drive a stake through their once beating heart? VAMPIRES. What creature goes bump in the dark night that would drive a village to cut off a dead girl’s head and shove it between her legs? VAMPIRES. And what creature can smell chocolate even if, they are wearing a blindfold? VAMPIRES. Today we dig deep into our darkest fears. Were the dead rising up to feast on the living? Or is this just another case of psyhchotic idiots being overly dramatic?