We got Hailey on again!

All right , we are recording . This is the Ugly Quacking Duck Podcast . There you go , you did good and we are on radio . With with who my mother my , your mother oh , my mother okay , it is haley here again . This is what third time . Yeah , yeah , wow , that's pretty cool . Oops , what do you think ? Think we ought to keep her .

Yeah .

Okay , we will try to see if we can keep her . What helps a lot was to get that plugged in right so you can hear the headphones better . I didn't have it plugged in quite right . It's right now .

Yay , yay .

So what are we going to discuss today ? Um , I don't know how . About let's pick a TV show or a movie , okay ? And we'll talk about it . Who's going first ?

Oh , who's going ?

first . Oh , who's going first ?

You . What have we been watching lately ? Yeah , what have you been watching ? Probably not the same stuff Pops is watching .

Oh , I bet you're not watching the same stuff , jersey .

Shore .

Yeah , have you watched any neat movies ?

Yeah , we have . Well , I don't know if it's neat , but we watched a movie called House of Gucci .

Yeah .

I did watch it .

I haven't seen that one .

You probably wouldn't like it .

Do you ? Want to talk about it's got gaga oh my god go .

That's what she means , baby gaga it was good .

It was good , I was beginning to think nobody , no , it was just about the oh yeah , the owner , or like the family of Gucci ?

Yeah , yeah , pretty crazy stuff happened , mm-hmm .

But it was a good movie . Yeah , it was .

Okay , it also had that guy .

Oh , what's his name ? Oh no , he was in the Star Wars .

Really which ?

one . That's all Han Solo's son in that one movie , star Wars movie . Yeah , the hair .

Yeah , he was in it ?

He was in it , mm-hmm .

And that was it huh well , that was interesting . Anything else happening in this world ?

so what did ?

you think of the ? Did you get to see the ? Did you get to see the ?

sun , the solar eclipse and the eclipse , yeah , that guy Adam Driver .

Adam Driver , Did you get to see the solar eclipse ?

Yep , oh yeah , we sure did .

What did you think of it ?

I liked it . I loved it .

It's pretty cool , pretty neat .

It got dark , didn't it ? Yeah , liked it , I loved it .

It's pretty cool , pretty neat . Mm-hmm , it got dark , didn't ?

it . Yeah , the streetlights came on . Yeah , yeah , it was really dark .

Amazing , the craziest thing , because we were in town and watched it in town and it was almost like there for five minutes . It was just quiet . Yeah , it was almost like there for five minutes , it was just quiet . Yeah , no middle of the day , but it was just like everything's .

Everybody just stopped . The only thing I heard was whoa , and then that's this was quiet yeah , pretty cool .

Yeah it was . It was a neat thing .

There were people from all over . Saw license plates from all over the place .

Yeah , I actually stepped out the door at work . The back Got to see . I watched for it and as soon as it turned black I went out there and watched it for a minute and then I went back to work .

I didn't let you guys all go out and look . No , apparently I was surprised they let everybody take an extra break time ? Yeah , they should have , but they didn't yeah it was pretty neat , did you have your glasses ?

No .

Oh , so that's why you went out when it was dark .

Yeah .

Yeah , yeah .

I waited till then . I wasn't supposed to go out anyway .

I got some glasses from NASA like actually From NASA . A guy from NASA came down for our field trip and he gave us glasses .

Cool , yeah , they went to Ren Lake . What College .

They went to college Friday Friday . The Friday before yeah , the Friday before .

They went to Ren Lake and they had the people from NASA , wasn't it ?

We made like one of those cereal box things . Cool , I didn't use that , though I used the glasses . You're a bum . I know I'm a bum .

I mean a bum , not a bun you're a bum bum well , at least you guys got to enjoy that part of it . Now , if the world ends in 40 days or 30 days , pops , you know , in 40 days or 30 days Pops .

You know what that's sad .

Yeah , the day we're going to be in . Debbie Downer , the music died .

Yeah , that was a good song .

I'm never singing my part .

That was a long song . I'm never singing that one . That was a long song too .

Yeah , what's the longest song ever made ?

I don't .

I have no idea .

What's the longest song ever made ? I ?

don't know what's the longest song .

Apparently , this article says this song is five years , 258 days and eight hours long .

Five years .

What .

Mm-hmm , five years , five years oh .

Wow , what is it ? It's an article , so you can't believe anything that you say . I mean see .

Well , I don't know how it could be a song .

Sneak a peek .

I don't see how it could be a song .

Oh , I think this one's going to be more realistic . Symphony of the Crown , 48 hours 3 .

38 days , I mean 39 days and 35 seconds . What ?

39 days . It's 48 minutes 39 seconds no 48 hours 39 . My 39 minutes , 48 yeah , okay , minutes and then 35 seconds .

You said 39 days or something . I think the first time it's a lot that makes sense , yeah so over two days ? Yay , I didn't know that what's the name of it ? Symphony of the Crown can you imagine recording a two day long song .

No , I can't imagine that . It's enough traffic just to do it for an hour it was released in October 2021 . So it's new , it's new , yeah .

Not that kind of new .

I'll have to try to listen to some of it and see what kind of it's going to be rough to listen to .

I'd say .

I wonder if it's like instruments , like somebody singing , or if it's just like on a computer or something . I don't know .

We're going to have to look that up . Interesting , very interesting .

Yeah , so that's the longest song ever made . So there's your answer .

So we have the Eclipse , the longest song ever made so far . What else ?

I don't know what else . Ow , what else do you want to talk about ?

I don't know . Kenzie tells me , haley , that you watched Resident Evil .

No , Alien , alien , resident Alien . Well , we watched the first episode oh .

We started watching again . It's kind of dumb .

First episode Two or three actually , and I think two then I read yeah , I have a bad habit of falling asleep watching things , so I have to re-watch them .

And then I remember all the episodes , so I'm like ugh .

Oh yeah , sure you do .

I do Certain parts , I think , because you're in and out . Sometimes I fall asleep with you and then sometimes you're on TikTok .

TikTok especially .

Yapping with your friends , yeah , doing other stuff .

Yeah .

Well , we're hoping , if things work out , that we can actually start doing this more often Me and you , maybe me and her and you .

Yep .

Try . It's kind of hard to do Right now . I've got a I don't know what you'd call it , but it's a for two weeks . I do a podcast that is very short , about five minutes .

And it's free .

Yeah , they're all free .

Oh .

I do a podcast that's real , real short , and then the next week I do a regular length podcast . Usually I try to do at least 30 minutes .

Yeah .

So we have a real short one . A week later we do a long one a A week later we do a long one , a real short one and a long one .

Yeah , yeah , oh . Do you know what's funny ? I was still looking at the longest songs and one of the things that popped up said is American Pie , the longest song .

It used to be Eight minutes . Yeah , it used to be the longest song it used to be Eight Minutes . Yeah , it used to be the longest song .

Yeah , and it says at the time of release it was the longest yeah .

But things change . Nothing stays the same . Yep , things change fast . So have you guys watched any new movies ? Nothing stays the same Yep Things change fast . So have you guys watched any new movies ? You ?

said that one .

No , oh yeah we did , didn't you go ?

watch . We watched . What did we watch in the theater ?

The Ghostbusters yeah .

How was that ?

Tell me about that that was so I liked it because it was funny and it was like ghostbusting it was . There was like this big evil dude like tall , like the tallest man alive , probably um and um um , a little family and all the little buddies of him killed him . Apparently . He was like the strongest monster ever .

They got the best of him .

Yeah .

Cool yeah , they got him yeah .

So you would say that Spoiler alert ? Yeah , we don't care about that .

Yeah , we don't care about that .

We like spoilers , but you would . I don't enjoy the show again .

If I watch it again , I would probably love to watch it again .

Would you recommend it to your friends ?

Yes , you would recommend it . You would enjoy it again . So you recommend it to your friends . Yes , you would recommend it . You would enjoy it again . So it was a good show .

Yeah , it was good .

Yeah , I hadn't talked to you about it . I really would like to go see it , but I'm not going to pay money to go see it .

Yeah , you can just wait until it streams on something and watch it yeah it'll probably be out here in a few months . Yeah , probably A few weeks , a few days , who knows .

But watch it . You got your headphones on wrong . You got your headphones on wrong .

Oh , they're backwards , they're backwards .

Oops .

There we are . It's got lights on it , but I don't remember how you turn them on .

I do .

I used to love it when you turned it . There you go .

Yay , them are cool yeah , I told her I wouldn't , I wanted those them should have gave me those .

If I remember my I'm wearing my kitty cat headphones yep , you haven't wore those in months . I mean probably a year , probably a year or so and they still light up .

They're pretty cool those are pretty cool you know who you need to have on the pond who's ?

that the kittens the kittens oh no , they're not going to stay , they're going to instantly just leave they're just meow but yeah , they're three weeks old this Sunday .

Baby , baby , baby , have you got to hold them ?

yet no , cut them . I have , I haven't .

I have .

I want to yeah .

They whine quite a bit , but they still snow .

And they have the almost sticky claws . No , they really didn't .

Yeah , one time I was holding one of my friend's cats and it , like it , climbed on my shirt and it just stayed there .

You know they had them just hang on . They get scared or something .

They don't know how to not do that .

And you've got to grab them by their torso and hang them like this and then put them down , or maybe you can see them later .

Yeah yeah , eventually you'll get tired of kittens .

Oh , I never get tired of kittens .

So do you have a joke before we shut down ?

Yes , I actually do .

All right , let me find it .

I saved it , I saved it . Let me find it All right .

Did you pause it ? No , I didn do . All right , here we go , let me find it .

I saved it . I saved it . Let me find it All right . Did you pause it ?

No , I didn't pause it . Oh , I thought you paused it , no way .

Okay , housekeeping Okay , since Easter was a few days ago , I totally missed that , but I have an Easter joke .

Okay .

Okay , okay .

You know , some people don't believe that Easter's happened yet .

Okay , you ready .

Yep .

How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket ?

How many what ?

How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket ?

In an empty basket . Yeah Well , I don't guess any .

Only one . After that it's not empty anymore .

That's pretty good . Wait a minute Yay .

I know it's not that funny . You don't have to fake laugh .

What do you mean ?

people think that it hasn't happened yet a lot of people don't believe that Easter has taken place like this year .

Yeah , that Passover is just now happening didn't you say , or like you said , something that you heard about like April 1st is actually when the new year actually starts ? Yes , is that true ? Yes , so we haven't started , so it's still 2023 until on January 1st .

No , they've messed things up and our year is not the way we think it is , but the Passover starts . Passover starts and it's like either a week or two weeks long .

Yeah .

And it goes by the full moons and some of the other religious ceremonies . Yeah , what we celebrate is not at all by that .

So it's not actually . Yeah Well , I know that Easter isn't about .

Most of the time Easter is close enough to the celebration and the religion that it's not that much difference . But this year , you could see a big difference . It didn't happen anywhere near the Passover , so what we had was a spring celebration or a spring equinox , not a Passover .

Okay , so wow , I didn't know all that .

Yeah , there's more to this story , but I won't bore you with it .

Yeah Well , is there earthquakes ?

I haven't done any Bum .

Big old bum , bum .

But we can do them real quick if you want , all right .

All right , we had a pretty gnarly storm last night .

Oh yeah .

There was a thunderstorm .

There was a tree knocked down Are . Are you gonna leave us on here right now ?

yeah , you guys talk where was it ?

is it still unpaused ? Yeah , talk about the storm . We've seen a tree . Oh , yeah , yeah . So when we were going to blueford , me and um bruce saw a tree where down uh ? Yeah , over by blueford . Where .

Down , yeah Over by Bluford . The wind .

Of course I can Ow .

I think Fairfield got a lot of damage . They usually do how much A lot .

A lot . Ow which one you have too many .

The white one . What is it ?

This one Yep white one . So while I am trying to put together with the earthquakes , well then , we'll talk about you , want to ?

you want to talk about .

I don't know . What do you want to talk about , mother ?

I want to talk about whatever you want . What's going on in school ?

I don't want to talk about school , you don't .

I don't like school , holy smokes man , what else do you want to talk about ? I don't know .

What's going on ? What do you mean ?

what's going on ? What have you been up to ?

Hanging out with Bruce . Yeah , yeah , what else ? Running some errands A lot of them A lot of them .

Yeah .

You had a half day today .

I did have a half day New album came out .

Yeah , yeah , I've seen that . Tell me about the new album a big one . Well , um , I didn't know . I thought it was supposed to come out at midnight , because it's Taylor Swift , obviously , but I thought it was gonna come out at midnight . When I checked the spotify thing , it said 15 minutes , so I stayed up 15 minutes .

Well , it was , we were . What time was ?

it .

When you saw 15 minutes , it was 10 , it was 10 45 so I thought it was gonna be came out at 11 yeah , so I thought it was gonna be at midnight so then I got to explain to her about time zones .

Oh , yeah and then , and then I just stayed up for 15 minutes waiting for the album to come out , and then we listened to a I think three , I think three , like three or four songs yeah , three or four songs and I was like I love it .

A lot of people do yeah but yeah , yeah yeah , and you couldn't get on spotify to listen to it ? No , because my spotify crashed too many people trying to listen to it at once .

I was yeah , that's what I assumed and it crashed the app it literally like I couldn't even open spotify , I mean , so I couldn't even tap on it because it wasn't working . And then when I got to tap on it and go in the app , it kicked me out .

So that was sad so very disappointing what you're talking .

yeah , but my mom's amazon music worked so I got to listen to it on amazon A lot of people must not be using Amazon Music because I got on there just fine . Yeah , I think people mostly use Spotify or like yeah , I think Spotify has told them to be able to sell it . Yeah , it's A lot of people liked to A lot of people liked that new album .

just listen to all the songs I bet , I bet a lot of people did like .

All the songs together was an hour long , like one hour long all right , you're doing pain , salter no so would you like to take a guess , you two , how many earthquakes we had for the last seven days ? Yes , what's your guess ? And Sonny's not here to guess .

So Ain't he taking a nap ? He's something . He's on vacation .

Yeah , he's doing something .

I think I see him out the window with his duck friends .

So how many ?

How many was the last one Pops ?

The last one was 1,541 .

1,500 ?

1,541 .

Did it go up or down ? Well , well .

It went up .

Oh dang Okay , my guess , oh dang Okay , my guess is 20,000 . 20,000? , 20,000 .

You mean 2,000 ?

No 20,000 .

20,000 . That's a lot .

Because you said 1,500 , right .

Yeah , but that's 1,500 . So 2000 is what you're oh yeah your guess is 2000 .

Would you like to guess ? My guess 2300 alright , so the guess 2000 is the closest one , yay .

Yay .

It's 2094 .

Oh , you were close .

You were real close .

That is really close yeah it's I'm proud of myself Is that like worldwide , like global Worldwide , that's a lot for seven days .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , buddy A lot of earthquakes .

It's went up a lot . Now . The 2.5 and plus was probably normal , which was 246 . The 7.5 was only , or 4.5 was only , 85 of those and the rest of them were under 2.5 .

So there was yeah , there were lots of little ones .

why do you , why do you think that that we have so many ? I don't know ? It seems to be doing that a lot . They go way up , they're the little ones , and then they drop off .

and you have I heard that there was a . I think that there was two earthquakes in New York .

Yeah , there was two earthquakes in New York , small ones .

Yeah , there was two earthquakes in New York .

Small ones yeah small ones . Nobody even remembered that there was a great big one seven , I think , something just about the same time because everybody's seen that small one . All of a sudden they remembered the small one , not the big one .

Yeah , yeah but anyway I wonder why does it show you ?

where they're at , oh yeah , where most of them at , usually in the world they're all over , just all over .

Yeah , there's not ever hardly been any in New York , and we had them once and two small ones , but there's not hardly been any more . But there's one in Papua New Guinea . It's a 6.5 .

Papua New Guinea pig . Papua New Guinea . It's a 6.5 . Papua New Guinea pig .

Papua New Guinea , and then there's one in Japan , and it's a 6.3 . Big ones , yep . So they're having lots of earthquakes , lots of earthquakes .

That's a lot of earthquakes .

So anyway , we're rounding 30 minutes . Anybody got anything they'd like to leave ?

We've already been talking 30 minutes . Yep , shut up .

Okay , I'll go first . You go shot at Okay .

Um , I'm gonna give a shot To my Bestie , asmira .

Okay .

And then I have One more person and um my mom's friend Dylan . Yeah , yeah , my mom's friend Dylan .

So all right , yeah , yeah , how's that yeah .

Well , I want to take a moment to thank hayley for coming on board . I'm sure anytime . Super mom , I'd like to see her come on more often .

We get regular because that is my , is my , is she the other ? Is she still the first one on top ?

Yes , she is .

No matter how .

See , I don't understand that , because no matter how many views or downloads or whatever you want to call them , we get , she always gets more . And I don't understand that . It's like they stay ahead , no matter what . It's like they stay ahead , no matter what . It's just not right , not right at all .

I think it's pretty right . Yeah , I don't know , but anyway I wonder if it's like an algorithm thing where ? What are you doing ?

Well , it could be . Since they're on top , those are the ones that show up I don't know how that works , but why would that one be the one that shows up ?

because it already has the highest ratings , or something yeah , maybe , but it still gets more ratings .

I don't understand that I said I boom like a moon .

Now whether then actually listen . Whoever listens to those actually hears the whole thing for just five minutes of it now that we don't know , but they're getting something somewhere , somehow .

Some hair , some hair somewhere somehow .

But anyway , thanks again for coming on board .

Slay .

Lily , thanks for being here with us again .

You're welcome . I'm always . I'm always watching Michael Zowski .

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Thanks for listening , yeah thanks for listening .

Thanks for listening .

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All right , sonny . Well , I'm glad you are here . It's good to see you and hear you , see you and hear you . Yeah , anyway , we just said bye to everybody . So thank you for showing up and saying bye to everybody and we just hope you come back again .