¶ The Ugly Quacking Duck Podcast
Hello world , and if you've come to find some good news , relative news , something smart and educational , you've come to the wrong place .
Sunny , I didn't tell you you could do that . Yeah , you didn't tell me I couldn't oh boy , this is a you ready , sonny yeah , I'm ready this is the ugly quacking duck podcast all right , I think we did it .
I think we got in sync again .
Well , I'm going to have to play it back and see , but it sounded pretty good to me . I heard both of us in the headset , so , yay , good job , Sunny .
Well , thank you . Thank you , Good job , Bruce . Well , I miss Lily . She's not here so we can't do the fun podcast .
What do you mean ? We can make it fun , surely ?
Oh well , we'll try .
Okay , give up much .
No , I don't give up at all .
All right . Well , I just want to make sure you sounded like you's already given up on having fun .
Oh no , I like to have fun every time we get together .
Well , that's good , because I do too . I really like having Lily here also . Yeah , me too .
All right , let's get on with the blast podcast , which means what Sonny it means it's the short version this weekend just to get us going and remind everybody that we're still here .
Yes , sir , you got that right . So on that note , hello everyone . Thank you for coming and listening being part of our show .
Yay , yeah , I like it . So how did last weekend go ? You went to that visit in St Louis and then you come back here and had a party without me , back here and had a party without me .
Well , yeah , we went to St Louis to visit my youngest daughter and my middle daughter from Washington came down and we all visited for a little while . So that was great , and she's heading back this weekend , so I'm glad we got together .
Oh , I bet That'd be fun .
Yeah , it was fun . Speaking of fun , we got to meet my grandson my daughter's son , of course , oh boy , Do you have to be obvious ? Yes , I do . Oh boy , you have to be obvious . Um , yes , I do . It was awesome . We had a good time , had a safe journey .
Uh , birthday party went well and uh , yeah , and we even got a podcast out of the whole mess the day before . So , hopefully , hopefully , you all listened to that . I know it can be very well . I'm going to leave it at that , but the blast is just going to last a couple minutes . We want to tell everybody hello again . I hope you're enjoying the weekend .
It's got cool . That hurricane has brought a relief from the heat . I'm not sure how long it's going to last , but it's been the last three days . It's been awesome . I think it's like let me look real quick , let me get my phone . Hang on , I'm looking . Oh no , I'm looking and I'm bringing the weather channel up on my phone and it says nothing 74 degrees .
We've been running between 98 , 93 , and then boom , 74 degrees . All right , so the weather's been great . We've had a pretty good weekend . Um , we're hoping that , uh , we can have a good week coming up . Um , we're recording this on saturday before I go to work .
Um , I've got just an hour or so before I have to start getting ready , but yesterday I had off start getting ready , but yesterday I had off and I did the yard , got most of the yard done and most of the weed eating , Yay , which was nice to get that done and accomplished .
So I think I'm off tomorrow and I may have time to do some other work now and maybe I'll prepare for our next podcast next week .
All right , we'll prepare together .
Oh no , I don't think so .
Oh , come on , you know I can help you .
Uh well , I'm not going to call that help , but okay , We'll see what happens , all right ?
Okay .
All right , sonny , I'll tell you what . Let's uh look up the earthquake report and get it on board , and that way everybody know what's going on . I know there's been uh I think it's 7.1 a few days ago and I looked it over a few days ago .
And then I'll have you tell a joke , sonny , and we'll let our audience go oh , you want me me tell a joke , yay . Don't get too excited . We need you alive when the time comes .
Oh , you insinuating , I can't handle it .
No , I wouldn't do that .
All right , you better not , I'll go beat up a cat .
Yeah , you better not . But okay , I'm going to pause this . Go get the earthquake report and I'll be right back . All right , sonny , are you ready ? I got the report .
Oh yeah , I'm ready to guess and I will win , because I have lily gone .
she's not here oh yeah , kind of unfair , you know , but uh , all right , I got my report . I got it on paper . So the last time we did this was the weekend of July the 28th , so almost seven days ago . Actually , it was the 27th , I believe , when we had the podcast . Anywho , all right , we're going to go for it now . Let me get my paper up here .
Are you ready ?
I am ready .
All right , sunny . Let's show the listeners what you have and how good you can guess . Last week the total was 2,068 . What is it the last seven days ? What's the new total for all earthquakes ? Sunny .
All right , I will guess it . You're trying to hurry me up . That's not going to work .
Okay , what's your answer ? You had time .
All right , I'm going to answer 2150 . 2150 . Yay , I think it went up again .
All right , 2150 . And total for the last seven days , all magnitudes 2206 . 2206 .
Does that mean I got close ?
Uh yeah , it was 2,150 , so you're just right under the number . You did good .
Yay , I did good .
All right , you did good , let's give them the rest of the totals . All right , you did good , let's give them the rest of the totals . 2.5 and plus last week was 258 total , this week it's 306 . And the 4.5 and plus last week was 89 . And this week it's 77 .
So we went up a little bit on the 2.5 , down a little bit on the 4.5 , although we had a 6.5 in Russia and a 7.1 in the Sea of Japan , just right outside the edge of Japan , they had a big one , rough one .
Oh boy , I didn't hear anything about that , but I bet that was a rough one .
Oh , I'm sure it was Bad , bad , bad . So we need to end this episode , which is a blast episode , so it's shorter . We need to end it with a funny note so nobody's depressed . But I tell you what you can do . You can pray for those people in russia and japan and I know you may have an enemy with russia , but we should pray for our enemies .
So pray over those people . That's been in the attack , and I'll change the subject real quick .
We got a fan mail , which is actually a text mail , from belleville , that's just west of us here , and they said good to hear , you can't wait to hear your new mic Volume level a little low for this episode , so somebody was paying attention and , yes , it was low last episode . Hopefully this episode will be a little bit better , though .
All right , I want to tell a joke and then we can say goodbye . Okay , you guys ready . All you listeners , this one's for you . What do you call a pony with a cough ?
I don't know what do you call a pony with a cough ?
It's a little pony . You call it a little horse . Ha ha , ha , ha , ha Ha ha , ha ha ha .
All right , thank you for letting us go with a good joke . Thank you for tuning in everyone .
¶ Gratitude to Sweetwater Mic Return
This is the Ugly Quacking Duck and this is episode 23 , the blast episode , and hopefully we'll have some more content to fill our show next week if we have time to do some studying you study no way , all right , I want to say bye to everybody and I think your mic sounds a lot better yeah , I do too , and on that note I want to say thanks to Sweetwater .
They got right on getting me a return mic back here . I called Sweetwater and told them what my old mic was doing , had it only about three weeks and Sophia at Sweetwater put me one out that day . I got the new one in and I sent the old one back and we are good to go . Thank you , sweetwater .
I really appreciate you doing what you do and how you handle your people , yay .
All right , you're starting to sound like an advertisement . Yeah , I don't want to do that . Alright , you're starting to sound like an advertisement .
Yeah , I don't want to do that . So let's just say goodbye 73 , and may the father's blessings be with you alright , bye , everybody .