¶ Father's Day and Funny Banter
Let's get with it . Hello everyone , this is Bruce .
This is Sunny .
It is Father's Day weekend , and this is Season 5 , Episode 16 .
Welcome to the Ugly quacking duck podcast .
Well , we're here again , sonny , how are you doing today ?
I am great , uh , how are you doing ?
well , I am good . Um , we've got a a few sad things we're going to go over . We're going to hit it right off the bat so we can get this out of the way and get back to the joyful hope of Father's Day weekend .
First of all , this weekend , or this show , this episode , I would like to dedicate to a friend of the family , a family member actually , a friend of the family , a family member actually , uh , my wife's family and , uh , a friend of mine .
I'd like to dedicate this show to rick , who has passed on last week , uh , a few days ago , I guess I should say , but anyhow , uh , I'm dedicating this show to him and his lovely wife and friend of many years that has stayed behind and has to suffer this world alone . So let's all pray for his passing and pray for her .
And if you're not a praying person , that's fine , just pass on positive thoughts to the couple , okay ? And I'd like to also mention we had a family friend , um , a cat , a very warm , loving cat , passed on this weekend .
My daughter , ariel , actually witnessed the death and it was a horrifying emotional moment for her and my wife , the last moments they got to share with our friend . They got to share with our friend Ghost and then we actually called her Ghost . So , anyway , I want to mention her as we begin this show .
And now we're going to pass on that rough , sorrowful stuff and we're going to move on to Father's Day weekend . All right , to all the fathers out there , happy father's day weekend . I hope you get to enjoy it with your family .
For all those that have fathers , that's passed on , I pray for you and I hope you remember the good , not the bad , and enjoy this day .
And , sonny , you got anything you want to say no , that was kind of sad , but hey , it got better well , that was the plan .
I don't want to leave everybody in sadness . I want , you know , to go on and create a little bit of fun and hopefully we can be as silly as we always are and we can do stupid stuff , you know , and make fun of each other . You're good at that , right you betcha . I am great at that yep , me too I can pick on you , just like everybody else .
Well , let's don't . Why not ? Well , um , I don't know , I'll think of something .
All right , sounds like a plan . Well , you know what , sonny ? It looks like the heat of summer has came into bloom . Um , I think it's supposed to be like 93 , or so saturday , sunday is supposed to be 94 and I hear monday is supposed to be 97 . So , buckle down , get some shorts on . Uh , get some water bottles and drink a lot of liquid .
Uh , take care of yourself . I was going to mow grass today and I think I don't know if I'm I used to in the heat .
Well , how come ?
Well , age , I think , is part of it , but most of it is the medication that they got me on Yuck . You know that 2,500 pills that I take a day , well , that's an exaggeration .
Well , I'd say so .
You'd be one big pill if you took that many . Well , I feel like I'm one big pill , but anyway , we won't get into that . Sonny , you know what one good thing about Father's Day is ?
Um , no , what is it ?
Well um ? Your kids pretend that they love you .
That was a good one .
Yep , you can always expect a phone call or a card or you know something , and they pretend like you're a good guy . One time a year Well , maybe a couple times your birthday and Christmas , but you know Father's Day . They got to act like you did something right in your life and so you can get treated decently .
But I have to say I really believe that I did something right in my life because I've got five beautiful get this now daughters . Three of them is my own and two of them I get to claim as my own because of Shannon . But I get , you know , beautiful kids , beautiful grandkids .
So whether I did something really right is not as important as the love that I get out of my kids . All right , you can't make fun of that statement .
I'm not , I'm just making fun of you . All right , I'm not , I'm just making fun of you .
Aw , all right , well , I'll let you get by with that . Thank you very much .
You're welcome , aw .
All right , do I have to listen to that the whole show ? Aw , all right , you're getting annoying already . I'm going to unplug your headset if you're not careful .
Hey look , buddy , I'm just dishing it out . I can't help it if you can't take it .
All right , whatever . All right , sonny , I just peaked up my audio a little bit . All right , sonny , I just picked up my audio a little bit . Uh , I had the treble clamped down and I just picked it up . Uh , if you guys noticed anything different in the audience , into my listeners , my partners , please let me know .
Um , I'm hoping it gives me just a little bit more clarity , because it's kind of muddy and my throat you know doing that thing . It always does when I start my podcast . I don't know why it does that . Lemon drops may be part of it , but I only had one today , folks . Yeah , I like lemon drops and I have them quite often .
So I'm drinking a smoothie , though . I went to Seven Brew this morning to treat myself for Father's Day and I ordered a smoothie and it sure is smooth . And I got a sticker they're giving stickers away on Father's Day and it's got a picture . It looked like a Ford , it may be a Chevy , I didn't pay attention With dad on the license plate and Seven Brew .
It's pretty cool . I took it , put it on my laptop . Um , it's pretty cool , I took it , put it on my laptop . My uh podcasting laptop has a bunch of stickers on it , man , from sweet water all the way , uh , to the ugly quacking duck podcast .
It has a bunch yes , it does , but you know what ? It don't have A picture of your favorite duck .
I thought you wasn't a duck .
Well , you know , I might be an alien .
You might be a lot of things . I'm not going to try to describe you .
Careful .
I'm being carefully wording my words . How's that ?
All right , I won't pick on you for half a second .
Woo , half a second I'm gaining .
No , you're not . But if you believe that , just keep on believing .
All right , I will Just keep on believing .
All right , I will . I hear , or I've seen , that you looked up where Father's Day came from . Is that true ?
Well , I looked up what came about in the United States for Father's Day . It's actually been celebrated in several countries around the world . Uh , it's been a holiday honored by , um , several countries , several religions . Um , let me see , the Catholic countries of Europe has been celebrating a form of Father's Day since , uh , the Middle Ages .
They usually celebrate it on March , the 19th . Now we in the United States actually give credit to the holiday to a Sonora Smart Dodd of Spokane , washington . Hey , that's where my daughter lives . Hey , that's where my daughter lives . Her father , a Civil War veteran , raised her and her five siblings after their mother died in childbirth . So that was in 1909 .
They said that she got the idea from a sermon she has listening to on Mother's Day . Huh , cool . So that was a local holiday that religious leaders supported . And then , let's see , calvin Coolidge gave his support to the observance in 1966 . And then , president , no , that was 1924 .
And then , 1966 , president Lyndon Johnson issued a proclamation that recognized the day and it became a national holiday in 1972 , when Richard Nixon signed legislation . And what'd they do ? It was a third day , third Sunday of June , for Father's Day . I bet you didn't know that , right ?
Well then , they turned it from a religious holiday to what A commercialized day . Of course , let's make money off of it , but anyway , that's kind of where Father's Day has come from . I hope you enjoyed that bit of news . So what do you think , sonny ?
Well , I think your um throat is a giving away . You need to go drink some honey and lemon yeah , how'd you know that ?
that works good , they tell me . But no , I'm not gonna do that yet . I will , maybe if it stops . What do you say ? We do a couple shout outs and then we'll do the earthquake for this week and then I'll . I'll quit again . Um short , um . That way we won't uh , lose my voice on the air . I'm gonna have to .
I took an allergy pill and hopefully that will help me , but I think I've already reined my voice for today . I think you gave it up a long time ago , but anyway , that's me . Okay , hey , I want to mention a co-worker , uh brian , up at work .
Uh , he had a couple weeks ago his son got uh crushed , uh , by a car behind a car and uh , he's home taking care of him . So I want you guys to mention , remember him on Father's Day , whether it's by prayer or positive thoughts , but he's doing his fatherly thing . He's home taking care of his son , while his wife and his son's wife goes out and works .
So just remember him . I wanted to do a shout-out to him . Go , brian , go . And I'd also like to mention Mark . A shout-out to Mark . Mark is a faithful friend and listener . He uses my webpage to comment on stuff and , uh , which is very grateful he's always commenting , um . So if any of you want to do that , that's great .
Or you can use my fan texty fantastic , actually , it's fan mail on , uh , my buzzsprout hosting page , um , and you don't have to be on that page . It's on the app .
So if you listen to apple or any of the podcast players , it should show the definition or description of my podcast and right on the top of it it says text me and I'll give you a shout out the next episode . So do that if you want to , or you can email us Where's it at ?
Okay , I did that for Lily , but she's not here , so our email is theuglyquackingduck at gmailcom . There you go .
I always like to leave that slight delay in there and lily will jump in there and give the email , but unfortunately she's not made it over here yet today , so we'll have to wait later on and she'll she'll miss out and I actually run into a new listener . Well , he's not new , but he he doesn't get in here very often to listen .
But , uh , gary , hi gary , give him a shout out to uh . We uh was actually walking through a grocery store , uh , this week and turned the corner and there he was , so we talked a few minutes and , uh , he gave a shining flowers to lily , how she sounded good and the way she did things . So I appreciate that and , uh , I wanted to give him a shout out .
We promised to shout out our friends and listeners and partners as they come along , and so that's what we've done today .
And there was a couple more people that gave comments on our website , but , uh , they were russian comments , so , um , I'm not sure that they wasn't uh baloney , if you know what I mean , but I couldn't read them , so I can't , uh , tell you what their names are or anything . You've been goosed . There's the shout out to you guys .
I appreciate every one of you showing up , listening and giving me feedback . Um , keep it up . One thing I would like to mention about Gary . We've talked in the past about him coming on um and doing a podcast episode with me , and I think he's going to .
Uh , we just got to figure out the time to get together and what we're going to talk about , but look forward to him . Um , we'll see what we can do with him Now on with the earthquakes .
Yay , all right , I don't have anybody to guess against me , so I'm going to win .
Well , that's no fair . But yeah , you probably are going to get a better job . We'll just have to see though . Are you ready ?
You bet I am . I look forward to this every time .
Well , I think you do . Okay , well
¶ Earthquake Updates and Father's Day Fun
, let's guess . All right , you want the numbers from last time ?
Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , give it to me .
Alright , I'm gonna give it to you . Wait a minute . Alright , there you go .
Hey , what was that ? Were you trying to shoot me ?
I didn't try . I did . I gave you a machine gun . You ready for it again ? Wait a minute . Ha ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha ha .
I don't like you .
Oh , come on , you know you're having fun .
Okay , I'm having fun , let's do the earthquakes .
All right , let's see if we can't do the old ones . Uh , the old ones Now , if you remember , guess who done them last time .
I was here , I know who done them .
Well , that was out there to my listeners if you haven't listened to the last episode . We had lily do the earthquakes for the last seven days , the report , she done them . She did a good job too .
So because she's not here , you get stuck with me yeah , boy , at least we're getting to do them quit talking and give them to me wow , okay , last week we had 1 000, .
You know what ? She didn't write them down . Yeah , there , there they are 2286 , all magnitudes . All right , I begin to think she didn't write them down . I thought , oh no , but yeah , last week was the 7th , so we got them down . Was the 7th , so we got them down .
So , sonny , what do you think this week is Boy ? I don't know , but I'm going to guess that , let's see , it was 2,286 . Surely , I mean surely they didn't go up , so let's say 2,000 . How's that sound ?
All right . Well , that was a good guess . The actual count for the last seven days is 1,965 . Wow .
I didn't do very good , but I was only over a few , so I win way to go .
Sonny , you win again . You were the only one guessing , so you know we kind of have to give it to you but anyhow , we'll go on with the numbers . Let me get my thing out here . There was 373.2.5 and above last week . This week there is 259 . So there are a little bit less also on the 2.5 . They're a little bit less also on the 2 .
No , only two , only two 6.0 or above earthquakes . One was Peru and one was Macquarie , I think islands west of that , if I pronounced that right , m-a-c-q-u-a-r-i-i-e mcguire , mccair , I don't know . Anyway , I never said I was intelligent . There you go , folks . That's the last seven days , the earthquakes as we know it now . That's relying on the usgs .
I think it's right , um , giving us the right information . Many people have accused getting rid of the data , um , so who knows ? But we try to track it anyway and see what happens and , as usual , we just enjoy doing it and guessing and sharing that information with you . It's , it's fun . So I hope you enjoyed it . What else can we say ?
I hope you have a good father's day with your father and if you're the father , I hope you are blessed with your children , at least being able to contact you . I know a lot of people are distance , uh , between them , uh , they're spread out and it's hard to enjoy days like this even christmases . But do what you can if you're working .
If you're working , take a minute out and spread the love , even if you're working with other people . Just spread the love . Even if you're working with other people , just spread the love , enjoy it . All right , we're going to have to do what . One joke before we get out of here . We've got to have a joke , right ?
Yeah , we need lots of humor . You've been dry all day talking about negative stuff . Woo .
Yeah , it's kind of been a bummer show on a Father's Day , can you believe that ? But there's a lot of sad things that goes on in this world . I think the zookeepers like it that way , because then they get emotional charges from us . But lord christ came to break the chains and break the bondage so they couldn't win . But we won't get into that today .
We'll just uh , tell you happy father's day and let's have a joke . All right , are you ready ? all right , let's go for it all right , this one comes from a radio person . Yay , I like radios , remember that . But all right , two antennas got married .
The reception was wonderful all right , I guess that was funny . Um , knowing you and your antennas , he has antennas all over this place so I can see the humor in that . Good job , you get the joke of the day .
Oh yeah , joke of the day , huh . Hmm , I'm not sure if I like that or I don't like that , but all right , anything else you'd like to say ? Any shout-outs ?
Well , I want to say hi , lily , I miss you . He's kind of boring when you're not here .
Well , thanks , Sonny . I don't know what to tell you , but hey , it's been good Guys , I hope you enjoy the week Now . You probably won't get to hear this episode until a little bit later , past Father's Day , so just revert back to your memories . I guess I hate that I don't get enough time to put these together until the last minute .
That's going to change eventually . We're going to do a better job . We're going to get more episodes with a little bit of knowledge , get them going here pretty soon , but up until then , this is who .
Bruce , this is Sonny .
And we want to thank you for being part of our show . Excuse me , and we want to thank you for being part of our show , excuse me , part of our episode and part of the podcast . So remember , if you value any of this , then give us some value back . We don't care how you do it , just spread the love , share us with your friends .
If you feel like you need to help us financially , we'll love that , because we do have very . We've got a hosting bill and a web page that we have to take care of and equipment that we replace quite often . So if you want to support us , we have a paypal that you can hit on the web page . We've also got value for value .
If you've got a app , it will help you do that . But , above all , come back and listen to us again and we would appreciate if you'd make comments . Tell us what you think , tell us how we we sound , if there's any comedy in the show uh , I'm laughing , cause there's probably not , but anyway , yeah , and comment on the mic . See , you know we're having .
There's a reason why I'm going to go over it again , but there's a reason why I went to a condenser mic . It picks up better . I like them the way they sound and , uh , it does better for my voice . I don't have to talk as loud , however , in the summertime .
I've got the air conditioner , running windows open a lot of times but you can hear mowers and , uh , any extra noises they pick up and , uh , I thought I would try a new dynamic mic and I went .
You know , it was a cheaper one and it doesn't sound bad , but I hear those sounds that I'm used to hearing on the older ones , maybe not as bad and I'm not sure I like the tone . I'm still adjusting on this one . But this is what we started out with . We started out with a dynamic mic and we boosted it up big time and it went not too bad .
Uh , now I've got that tans tascam mix cast four um that we're running the mics through and it helped quite a bit . But I missed the condenser mic . But maybe , if I get , get it adjusted right , uh , and and get to learn where to be next to the mic , because I've about forgot how to do that . We'll get it sounding good .
But until next time , guys , we'll catch up with you next week and it will be a short , hopefully short , episode 5 minutes , maybe 15 , uh , it will be . Uh , no , we've not decided what we're going to call it actually , but uh , snap , a snap , um , a quick , I don't know . Uh , we're going to try to call it something .
We had a pretty good one last week and now I forgot what it was . Way to go .
Yeah , way to go , geez .
¶ Father's Day Well Wishes
Well , I'm not hearing you come up with a name .
That's not my job . My job is to aggravate you , irritate you and laugh at you . You got that right . You do that well . Donate you and laugh at you .
You got that right . You do that well , don't you ?
You bet I do , but I did forget and I want to take it and do it this time . Thank you for getting me on here , for creating my headset and giving me the opportunity to laugh at you and make fun of you .
Well , I'm glad you . Yeah , thank you . Thank you for thanking me . All right , until next time . 73 and God bless . Bye , bye , we just made it back in here . I just want to say happy Father's Day to all the deserving fathers and hope that you guys have a good day .
Bye .
