¶ Tuesday Podcast Chat
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Way to go . For some reason , I feel like I'm going to be the loudest one saying that in there .
That's all right , we need some loud mouth . All right , how's everybody doing ? It is tuesday afternoon , um , believe it or not , we're going to try to put another podcast out . We're going to do a short one , not a blast , but just a shorter version yeah , yay , I like this .
We're doing a podcast on a couple days afterwards , yay .
Yay , Well , it just so happened I had to take the day off to go do a test and then I got a call . Lily happened to want to get out of school , I think .
No , no , no , Tell us about it , Lily . So before lunch , yeah , tell , think , no , no , tell us about it , lily . So before lunch , yeah , tell us your story , lily . So before lunch I started coughing a little bit raspy and my nose was like running and everything , just , you know , like cold symptoms , you know . So my teacher sent me to the nurse .
She told me this whole lecture about COVID coming back . So I was like my teacher sent me to the nurse , she told me this whole lecture about COVID coming back . So I was like I can just go to the nurse . She's like , yeah , go ahead . So I took the nurse pass and I went to the nurse and everything .
I told her everything she gave me , like my , she did the arm thing and she gave me the finger and everything that . So like they clip it on your finger and like takes you everything . And then they did like that pressure thing on my arm and they did the heartbeat and everything . They got me all hooked up to stuff .
Yeah , I'm still here , so I get to do that every day too yeah .
I got a home yeah , yeah , um .
And so she said go to lunch and then come back and tell me how you feel . So I went to lunch , I ate , and I went back and then I felt kind of lightheaded walking to the nurse so I was like well , great , there's another thing to add on to everything .
So I told her the symptoms that I had before and just added the lightheaded on it and she was like you need to go home .
I was like um , you need to go home .
Okay , so she called my mom . My mom said she can't get off work , so she Tell the truth .
You wanted to get out so you could do the podcast .
Yeah , there we go , that's . Such a no . And I just had a moment pause there . Brain freeze and so my mom couldn't get off work . So she called everybody and Bruce is the one that answered and he was the one that picked me up .
Well , luckily I was off work because I had that test to do and I just over-modulated . I got too close to the mic . I'm going to have to watch that .
You're bad . You're bad now .
Well , we just want to welcome everybody on this Tuesday podcast .
We're not going to keep you very long , we just thought it'd be fun to do another one yeah , we just wanted to grab you and keep you and then let you go we did leave the air conditioner running , so if you hear a light , slight noise behind our words , it we have air conditioner we usually have it off , but it's on now because it's so hot outside .
The thing is even working yeah , it's very hot .
Let's see what the temperature on my phone says um 96 degrees out there wow yeah , and we didn't want to shut the air down because it's going to be 96 in here down because it's gonna be , 96 in here . Wow come on turn the water on ? No , I don't think we want the water ?
no , I think we're gonna look sunny , we need to keep it dry .
You tell me that you want a bath now . Oh me that you want a bath now .
Oh , no , no , no . I want the water on , yeah , but the water on means that you play in water .
Yeah , that's not a bath , that's play . But you can go in the bath and play , no , yeah .
No , I want the water to spray .
You haven't took a bath . I can give you a shower .
The shower sprays water might be interesting .
I might like that I'm gonna do set up after the podcast , because you do stink sunny , okay we'll have to worry about that later , but yeah , okay , well , he's , he's . Uh , he's a silly guy .
Yep and RoRo took the male cats , which there were three of them , to the vet this morning . She had to get up early but she took them to get some surgery done . So I feel sorry for the cats . They're male , so you can just guess what's happening . They get to come home later on this afternoon , but ouch , ow , ow , ow , I know .
So I hope that everybody out there in our listening area did we welcome everybody . Let's welcome everybody , you ready .
Yeah , all right , I think I already did , but welcome , welcome everybody . You ready ? Yeah , alright , I think I already did , but welcome everybody . Thanks for coming back by .
Yes , we appreciate you coming back by .
And if you're not new , thank you for sticking around . Yeah , some people probably have been here from the beginning .
So hello to the world .
And hello to the new world . I don't know , I didn't know what I was saying them all right , I'll say hello to the . Midwest oh no , I forgot southern illinois . I mean hello , southern illinois . You know what I I need to redo that .
I can't well , that just proves we're human . We're not ai , we just mess up all the time . But uh , yeah , so everybody out there in the world , hello . Everybody in the midwest that's where we're from yay , hello , we hope to hear from you and everybody from southern illinois , yes , yeah , oh yeah , I hope that wasn't loud .
I didn't pay attention , so if you , I was right here where I'm speaking right now .
so Well , we'll just have to hope it's not overdone when we check it out later on in post , but anyhow .
¶ Casual Monday Chit-Chat
So , how's your last two days went , lily ?
It's good , you know , very interesting , a very interesting Monday . You know it felt kind of different , you know .
Well , my Monday was very different . I had , uh , almost the whole department price changes to do .
I started at seven o'clock and I got done at three o'clock price changes , yeah , going up or going down most of them went up oh not surprised yeah , I mean either uh , we're , you know we are sporting goods , so we do hunting and stuff and guess what's coming up in a week or two Hunting season ? Yeah , so there you go .
They got to jack the prices up to meet everybody .
Yeah , are they going to be hunting geese ? I hope not .
That's bad , bad , bad . Well , Sonny , you're not going to be one of them because you live in a safe environment .
That's true . You're one of the lucky ones , Sonny , if you're really a goose .
Lucky Sonny .
Didn't you say one day you was an alien .
Yeah , maybe . I'm a shape shifter .
Oh , I know why you mentioned that sunny you're watching too many fringe yeah and uh they have one on what is that show ?
x files , x files . But there's an actual show where they're constantly trying to catch aliens and well , I , I don't know that one it's one of those real to life shows .
I remember that one show that nina used to watch and it was like a they we had to dig for treasure , like in , like 10 different spots .
That was oak island . There's a show that we watched that's similar to this that show but it was about , uh , aliens not really aliens , but weird phenomenon lights . I don't think they ever come out said anything about aliens , but they had stories from the natives far back that lived there . See in shape shifters . So there you go .
Maybe sunny is really a shape shifter , or maybe he's just a weirdo oh , you're saying you're a weirdo . I like that . That's kind of unique . Maybe you are there you go .
I never believed me though okay .
Well , anyway , we're off work and was too hot to go mo . I'll wait to it cools down . It's both here , in a few days and I get another day off here sometime soon . I won't get Saturday off , but we won't be able to podcast then yeah , I uh , luckily we're doing it now .
I get Saturday , oh and I get . I have a half day Friday and then I don't have school on Monday . I have a three day week .
I have a four day .
No , not four day , cuz Friday is the weekend , I have a three-day weekend .
Are you trying to be a bum like me ?
No , I'm just trying to brag .
Oh no , a brag , a brag .
Oh my gosh , I'm a bragger .
Yeah , so that was our Monday . How was yours , Sonny ?
Hot . It was really hot , even for me . I got out there and . I got in the pool and it was hot water .
Yeah , you're welcome , sunny . I set that up for you because you are welcome . I think the water was steaming .
It had been out there all day .
It was hot . Well , I set it up this morning , and I I mean that that morning . I thought that you were going to like , go like , get up fast enough but , yeah , like you were gonna like go like get up fast enough , but yeah , so , and what then ? What day did you play in it ?
Monday , oh so , was it so clean was the water , so clean well , I didn't care about that well , you just cared about playing in it , did you ? yeah , he likes a cool water well yeah , I set it up saturday morning and I thought that he was gonna to play in it , because I think I did it .
Well , he played in it . Don't let him lie to you .
He played in it Saturday , Sunday , Monday , oh so he's just trying to make me think that he didn't play in it for the weekend , sonny , I feel . Well , no , he's on my telltale . He's just telling me information that I wanted to know . Yeah , because I thought that you didn't play in it for the whole weekend and you only got in it yesterday .
Oh well .
So either you lied to me or you just forgot to mention that .
I didn't mention it . I'm not lying .
Yeah , he didn't mention it , but what he would did mention was Sunday when he got it or not Sunday . Monday when he got in there , it was really hot , more hot than it had been yeah , it's like .
Well , like I said last podcast , the more august goes to the end into september , the more the heat picks up . Instead it goes down yeah , and then it's going to drop and then and then the more that we get into september is , fall starts and it gets colder you know what I like about fall now .
I don't like cold weather . Yeah . But I like the cool evening so you can get a jacket on . Yeah . Go out and start a fire and roast some hot dogs .
Or like some marshmallows .
Yeah , I like that time of year .
That's like the perfect time to like go camping too . Yeah , yeah I agree , it's not too hot , it's not too cold yeah , it's not too hot , not too cold , it's like perfect weather .
You know what would be really neat ? If we could find a small camper , park it at the end of the driveway back here by the uh , whatever that thing is , and do our podcast in that . How cool would that be . We would have our own studio away from everybody .
They sell sheds like little she sheds up by my house . You know like those little things .
Yeah , well , you've got to do a lot more work .
But I am great at doing stuff like that . So if we got a shed , can we can like move everything in there and or like and leave it . We wouldn't have to disconnect anything we can just like paint the walls or like just like put up paintings and like make it just like a little bit better without spending that much money .
I'd have to fix this computer here to take it out yeah , so we can paint whatever we can do , whatever we want to do , to the shed . That won't cost as much money , and then we can move everything in there and that well , I could use it I could use a laptop out there too yeah , because don't you get like good internet out there , or no ?
No , no no yeah , because you're like kind of out in the country we would have to move the network yeah up higher , so it would pick it up the wireless .
Yeah , we could do it , we could make it work . That camper idea sounded really good and one time , one day here in fall , we we need to go camping outside I got a new tent last year when they went on sale and we still haven't been on , and I've got two new fishing rods oh yeah , we didn't go fishing this summer yeah , they got too hot .
We'll have to wait till it cools down yeah , I mean there's supposed to be like some cool weathers in September and the fish they like I heard that the fish are kind of out during the fall time because let's like we'll have to go up to uh , I forget the name of that way , we went to like 10 different lakes last summer I don't like rent , like , but the
lake up there where we have the reunions yeah , oh yeah , they probably have some good places yep , go drive up there and maybe take a picnic .
We fish for a while and have a picnic . That we fish for a while and then have a picnic that sounds like fun . Maybe we can get your mom and Nene to go with us . Yeah .
Can I go ?
Well , I don't know if we want to take him .
He might run off .
Oh , I wouldn't run off .
I will put a leash on him . Well , you know like those backpack things that people have . I can . I can make one for him . I can make him a little backpack he's kind of heavy I am not he's kind of he's like yeah , you are he's the size of my foot .
I think I got him well , we'll wait or I can put him on some floaties and let him swim in front of us .
That'd be funny . Yeah . We're going to have to start taking more pictures and put them on the website . Speaking of the website , guess what I ? Haven't showed you , but Mark sent us two comments on the website .
Mark , you said him all right .
Yep . So a shout out to Mark Hi , mark . He said good job Lily and Bruce . And then he sent another one and said good job Bruce . He didn't know if the first one went through , so he sent two of them . Yeah . But we appreciate the comments . See , that's what we like having a comment from everybody .
There are several ways you can do that , so if you want to be part of our show , comment . You can go to our website , which is Hello .
Sorry , I actually have it saved . I heard you say that and I was going to my notes .
Okay .
So the website you said .
Yep .
Okay , my headphones are falling off . Okay , I fixed them All right .
Theuglyquackingduckcom . Yes , okay , I fixed them all right . Uh , the ugly quacking duck dot com . Yes , the ugly quacking duck dot com , it's our website .
Go there and you can look on the front page and there's a place where you can type in your email address and subscribe , and then when we do a new podcast , we actually put it on the website first and you get an email so you can listen to it a little bit early yeah or you can just whatever you know .
If you got a phone , you listen to us on your phone I .
I listen to my podcast on apple podcast yeah , apple podcast pretty cool .
But there's a place where it has a description of our podcast and you just click on the description and you can go to text us or text us or whatever it says , and we'll do a shout out to you next week for the next podcast . Yeah . Just like we did for Mark . I really appreciate it , Mark .
Yeah , thank you , mark . I feel honored , I feel really honored .
Yep , I sent him back an email letting him know we got it , so that was kind of cool .
Oh , so , for those that are listening right now , I am going to be making a pod and I haven't told you yet , but I'm maybe I'm gonna be going back on my podcasting stuff if I still can , because it's been a while . Um , but I'm going to be making an episode on september . Let me go look at my calendar .
I put it in my calendar and then I forgot the date because I'm like that yeah , I'm making a podcast September 7th , which is a Saturday , when I'm here and I will be talking about like fall and everything and like my favorite fall activities and some like inspo on what to do in fall for activities .
So that's , I picked out a date to do that well , that's good so I'm organized and everything , and I know what day I'm doing it and I have now you can pre write down stuff , you can pre record it .
But if I'm home I can help you get it going . You know that's a good idea
¶ Podcast Planning and Earthquake Report
. I'd like to see you get back to doing it . Yeah Well . I hope you do another podcast .
It's definitely coming .
You've already got the podcast . Another episode .
I've got the episode planned out .
Well , I hope so . I think that'd be cool . Yeah . Maybe you can have some of your friends on . Maybe you can have some of your friends on and maybe we can have some of your friends on . Yeah , I'm still waiting to get your mom back on here . She's good .
Yeah , that's probably where you get it , because she's really good and I need to go out and start getting more guests . But with my job it's been really hard to get anybody invited . Yeah , yeah , this is more of a hobby than anything you can tell it . Yeah , yeah , yeah , okay .
That was a long pause .
What was ?
going on over there I'm eating animal crackers . Oh , I didn't get one . Give me one , here you go .
Thank you All right , I paused your or not paused , muted your mic , Sonny .
So you can chew .
Yeah , so he can chew and not Make very much noise and I've got some in front of me too , but I'm gonna try to hold back and try . I said so . Have we done the earthquake shit ?
no't no we totally skipped it .
Yep , we do not have an earthquake report .
Because we did the one Like we normally do .
Yeah , because we do every seven days and it's only been a couple days . Yeah , Well , it's been what ? Four days , Three days . If you count Saturday , it'd be four . Yeah , but it already happened , so yeah what we're going to do is just go back two days and see what it looks like . Yeah , so she's got a report wrote down .
The twist to it is we didn't do the total , we did like the 6.5s or 7.1 , like those things , but they're shorter this week because it was only one yeah , now all together there was 35 that's uh 2.5 and greater earthquakes .
There was 35 of them . So , uh , last week there was like 75 or something like that . So that's half of it . But what we did is we went in and we picked everything above 4.5 . So , if you feel like it , I'm going to mute my mic , eat a cracker and I'm going to let lily take it away . Take it away , wait a minute , let me , I've got . Take it away .
No , wait a minute , that's the wrong one take it away , louie .
Oh yeah , okay , hi , hi , everybody . Okay , so I'm gonna be telling you every have a 4.6 in Japan . Yeah , we have a 4.1 in Southeast . Mayotte 4.1 , that's not right 4.6 in the Southeast Mayotte I don't know how to pronounce that . Close enough , yeah that , close enough . Yeah , close enough . Uh , oh , southeast africa my bad .
So we , it's a southeast africa , mayadi , whatever . And then we have a 4.7 in south mexico and then we have a 4.9 in north of I don't know how to pronounce that .
You can always spell it if you want .
It's a T-A-J-I-K-I-S-T-A-N . Is it Takasin ?
That's how I would guess , but I don't know for sure .
I don't know either .
so you know we're hillbillies . We don't know a lot of that .
Yeah , and we had a 4.7 north of Papua New Guinea .
Papua New Guinea's always having earthquakes , man . Yeah , I don't know how them guys do it over yeah , and we had a four point , we had a my gosh , I can't .
We had a , and then there was a 5.8 in indonesia , which , if you split that into three words , it says in dancia thank you for that literature lesson you can turn out to a sentence . You just fix some of the words and you can do like I'm done . See ya , yeah .
Wait a minute , that was good .
I like that . Yeah , she made a joke on her own .
Yeah , she did , sonny , that was good . I'm going to eat a cracker , all right . Well , I had a couple of them , I enjoyed it .
Sonny had a couple more of mine . Yeah , they were good . You brought them home from work , didn't you ?
yes , I did . Um , they were on sale and they had a pallet stacked up in the middle of the aisle and I grabbed one . I may have to get another one before they go off sale , by the way .
Uh , we kicked the air conditioner up on a medium fan and I don't think it's interfering too much I thought we can hear yeah , I may do a noise reduction on it when if he can't hear while he's editing , let us know if you can hear it , so we know yeah , if it's very annoying .
If it's not annoying , we may just keep running it until fall comes .
But if it is annoying then you can let us know and we'll try to figure out something yeah , because it's a lot easier to talk with the air conditioner on and I'm telling you and we want , have you noticed ?
my voice is not as hoarse .
Yeah , it's not because of us . We want you to enjoy it . We don't want you to .
Yeah , we want you to enjoy our podcast , even though we don't do anything .
We just sit here and yap about random stuff .
Yeah , we have fun yeah . That's what remember when we first did it . That's why we started doing it .
My giraffe is missing a leg .
A leg . Oh my gosh , you chewed off the leg .
No , I picked it up and it was missing a leg , so now I'm going to have to cut off another leg off of an animal .
Oh .
I'm going to go with my hippo .
These things are probably not good for us , but they're sure good .
They're good yeah .
You guys like animal crackers out there ? If you do , let us know in the comments .
Yeah , I do . I like them . Probably not good for me either .
Well , you know what ? You're still here and you like them .
Yeah , we all like them .
They're probably not good for anybody .
So that was the list , right , we got through it , okay . Thank you for bearing with us . That's a microphone . I tried to look down . That's made for your voice , not your forehead .
You did that once before , remember , yeah , and it made a big boom when you hit and I remember that one time when I brought my friend ghosty on here I kept paying his on accident and it was too funny yep .
I couldn't stop laughing , and that one time when he started the podcast with me just laughing , yeah , they may not , the listeners may not , and that one time when he started the podcast with me just laughing yeah , that was good . They may not , the listeners may not enjoy it , but we did it was probably annoying .
That's the thing , because I did have an annoying laugh back then , the ha , ha , ha , ha , ha ha . Literally hey , I'm the only one allowed to do that .
No , no , no , I'm kidding Sunny , but I did have an annoying laugh back then , sadly , hey , right in the middle of the show before we well , we're probably getting close to being done . Let's do a shout out to all our listeners that we know are out there , okay , if you not commented or left us an email . We don't know .
You're out there and that's okay so you have any friends you want to say hi to uh , sure , let me just get their names out all right , while you're doing that , I'm going to shout out to mark again . Uh , he's left us several comments over the podcast time and we appreciate him and I want to make a a question .
Shout out to the person hey , hey , that did that right this time , the person that talked about our microphone volume being low , which I agreed with . But can you come back and comment whether it's better , because we're trying to get it really good and it would help if somebody out there commented on it .
And Chris , if you're still listening to any of our podcasts , hi and hi to the gang . We're at my old job and any other shout-outs .
Okay , I got mine ready . I want to go to that to us . Mira , my bestie , yeah , and I want to give a shout out to Adriana .
Dang , hold on , let me get a drink okay , your voice is starting to do what mine normally does . I bet you got allergies .
Yeah , probably Okay , I think I fixed it . Sorry about that . Oh , you're scary .
Wait till Halloween . We're going to have fun .
Yeah , it's going to be the best time that you've ever had on this podcast .
I think I'm going to take some time off so we can have time to work on it .
Well , do it wisely .
Yeah .
Because you have a job that pays you money .
Don't tell everybody I work . I don't want them knowing that . I think everyone works nowadays , but you need to go to work you know , when people come in the yeah , and they see me and they're wanting to know something , they say , do you work here ? And I say , well , no , I show up no but no .
If someone else asks that you should say you think you're so funny . You should say no , I don't work here , I'm just here .
I don't know what this place is yeah , well , I hate to run the customers off by being too smart , ellie , you know oh yeah , that's kind of smart yeah I mean , I'm kind of used to being smart , so yeah , that's well , I don't know about smart .
You kind of act , hey , just kidding I know I I think you're kind of crazy , though really , I agree actually on that .
Yeah , yeah , I think you're kind of crazy , though really I agree actually on that one , yeah .
Yeah , I think you take after me . I'm sorry you got a rough life coming how funny .
I just made the whole entire desk shake because my knee got stuck on the table . Yeah , I don't know how , but yeah , you know .
I'm hearing that air conditioner fan behind your I don't know how .
How do you hear behind mine ?
I don't know If you're hearing the beeps I'm trying to adjust it .
Yeah , she's trying to adjust it right now . Just turn it off . We don't have very much long left .
No , I don't want to do that , because it's comfortable . I'll just turn it back down On low and we'll just have to deal with it . All right , any more guests you'd like , or listeners , or ?
No , not that I can think of no .
Don't you have a new friend ?
Oh yeah , I just mentioned her . Oh , who was it ? Adriana .
Okay , adriana .
Yep , adriana , I want to be your friend . Yay , I'm sunny hi all right , sunny .
Yeah , sunny was told she would be his friend , so look out , we have a sonny's got a new friend a new friend yep , and he gets him every now and then , but we don't get a shout out to anybody , so we'll have to remember her all right . Well , you know what folks I think we're gonna let you go . This has been fun .
I mean , we didn't do anything but talk , eat animal crackers and drink .
Canada Dry .
Well , it's actually a cheap version of Canada Dry , but it's the Kroger version . And what is Canada Dry again ?
It is . It's kind of like Sprite , you know .
Yeah , I can't remember what it is now . I always called it Canada Dry , but that's the brand . You guys know what I'm talking about but , this is the Kroger version of it .
Like the Big K , the Big K and I actually like it just as well . It kind of tastes the same .
Yeah , they do . It may not be any better for you , but you know , nothing's good for you these days . I don't drink very much of that . I drink a lot of water .
Yeah , I drink a lot of water at school too .
Yeah , it's the best thing for you .
Bourbon coming . Excuse me .
You're excused , all right ? Well , let's just say bye to everybody . Bye . Before we get off here , we got a joke coming .
Oh yeah , we did . Yeah , my computer turned off .
Oh yeah . But , it didn't stay on when .
oh that monitor's separate okay how did the barber win the race ?
uh , wait a minute . How did the barber barber ?
yeah the hair , cutter the barber win the race .
He run real fast . I don't think that's the answer .
What's the answer , Lily ?
He knew a shortcut .
Well , that one wasn't too bad . That's another dad joke .
Yep , yep , definitely a dad bad . That's another dad joke . Yeah , yeah , definitely a dad joke .
I like the tree joke and it actually got mentioned in our blog writing that we did for the podcast last week , so maybe we'll get this one mentioned too . So , yeah , uh , he made , or knew , a shortcut . That's pretty good .
All right , folks , it is tuesday afternoon , 307 , and according to my phone , uh , the weather channel says it's 98 degrees , feel like 107 , and uh , the other weather app I've got says it's 96 , feels like 99 . So , whatever you are , it would be hot and wherever you are there , you are . We appreciate you guys tuning in here in our uh , uh podcast .
We hope you come back . We thank you if you listened all the way through and , uh , we'll see you again . I don't know if we'll get to do another one sunday afternoon or not . I'm gonna have to mow if it's cooler . But , uh , if , if we get a chance , we'll try to put together another 30 minute podcast .
All right , until then , everybody , oh , oh , go ahead 73 , you're blessed yes , may the father bless everybody .
Goodbye folks , bye everybody bye and yes , may the Father bless everybody . Goodbye , folks , bye , everybody , Bye .