Blast Episode #25: Hello All

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Hello Southern Illinois . Welcome to the Ugly Cracking Duck Podcast .

All right guys , that was pretty good . Yeah , this is the blast . Not from the past , but blast from the last episode last from the present , oh no , so we want to say good morning good afternoon good evening good day good day wherever you are wherever you are , wherever you are , wherever you at you at , wherever you're at . You at wherever you're at .

Yeah , it's a blast , Hello guys .

Hello Sunny .

All right , what are we doing on this last episode ?

Well , we're just going to say hi to everybody . Yeah , tell them , we're still here and tell them the earthquakes . And a joke yep , and then we're going to say come back next week and we're going to try to do a longer episode . This is episode 25 , by the way , and we're just going to go right into into the earthquakes . The earthquakes , yes .

Oh boy , oh boy , I need to guess .

So does Pops or Bruce I don't know what to call you or this thing .

Because the last three or four times I've lost he has done good . All right , bring us up to speed there , lily . By the way , welcome back Lily .

Yeah , way welcome back Lily .

Yeah , I'm glad to have me back too yeah , well , okay , and you're back in school , so that makes a miracle that we're able to do this . Yes , so give us your count .

Okay , so let me go to last week , which was last week , which I think was our long one too .

Yes , it was .

Okay , so last week we had 287 for the it says it on the paper 200 , I mean 2000 there you go .

That sounds better 2087 okay , I'll believe that . Yeah , so we got to guess what it is this year 2087 . I've got to be right one time . It's going to go down and it's going to be 2087 . 19 , I'll guess . A good year , 1985 1985? . Yep , oh good grief .

There's my pen . I lost it for a second .

Okay , I'm going to guess 2,090 .

It's going to go up five , so 2,090 ? Yep 2,090 .

All right , I think I'm better . So , 1,985 , yeah .

Actually don't know who's closer . Actually I don't know who's closer , but today was 2,132 .

Woo , that's pretty good .

Yeah .

That means I didn't go the right way .

I went down , yeah , because I see so Yay , yay yay , I got it Sunny , did .

I got it again , sunny , sunny .

Sunny , that's good . Sonny did get that , I think .

Sunny's cheating somehow . I mean , really , that's what . A month in a row , four weeks , good grief . Well , let me go back to the yeah , give us the rest of her account .

So do you want me to go from the beginning ?

No , no , just go back to last week's .

The beginning was in December .

Yeah , that's crazy . He's just lucky .

He won .

Now , don't worry about that . We don't want to make his head any bigger .

He won , like like all last month and like all like from this month right now , all of these Well , just give us our counts last week 2.5 was 257 .

What is ?

it this week 287 , I mean 286 all right , so it went up . Yeah , all right and then for our 4.5 . We had 73 last week , it's 82 this week oh , so everything went up and then we had taiwan , which was a 6.1 . We had a 7.0 in russia yeah , I remember that .

What's this ?

week 7.5 . I mean 7.0 in russia oh , it was a seven 7.0 what was it last week ? Russia got here last week six point one russia didn't get hit last week . Russia got hit last week , 6.1 .

Russia didn't get hit last week . Yeah , no , it was a week before then ?

Yeah , it was a week before that , because it says on the other one August 10th .

Okay , so they got a 7.0 , which is bad , bad . And what was the other one , taiwan , 6.1 . 6.1 , which is not good , but no , is that all the six points ?

Yeah .

Huh interesting .

Yeah , and I have a joke too . All right , joke me up . I think this one should make sense this time , because the other one didn't make sense to any of us .

Makes sense to us .

Okay , so why shouldn't ?

you trust trees , I give up . You didn't say anything yet . Why do you why ?

what ? Why shouldn't you trust trees ?

Why shouldn't you trust trees ?

Yeah .

I don't know , tell us .

They seem shady .

Oh , wait , wait for it .

Oh , that was funny .

Okay , well , we're right under 10 minutes . Got about six minutes in . Anybody you want to say shout-outs to ? Real quick , lily . Lily , give me a shout out .

I don't know my mom , all right .

Anybody else ?

Esmira okay yeah , as Vera , my friend , and Adriana . I gave her a shout out last week too . But yeah , that's all the shout outs I have , I think all right .

Well , I am logging in as we speak to my Buzzsprout account to see if I have any fan mail this week . And nope , if you're listening , whoever from Belleville said last two weeks ago good to hear you . Can't wait to hear your new mic Volume level a little low for this episode . My throat's giving away .

You said that last week . Yeah , you said the same thing .

Is it better that's what I'm saying Because he hasn't answered or she ? Whoever it's better , I can tell from here , yeah , I just hope it doesn't act up like the other one . But anyway , there we go . That's your blessed episode .

Blessed episode . Oh Sonny , we did that .

You guys did good . Two sinks on the same episode Wow , alright . Sinks on the same episode Wow , all right . That's the episode for this week . We just wanted to tell everybody , hi , we really appreciate you coming aboard and listening to us .

Yeah , Even though my voice is hoarse .

I mean , my voice is kind of hoarse too , because I'm I'm sick , yeah , yeah , so anyway , we're glad to have you aboard .

Uh , we're um leaving now yeah , because we're at nine minutes give us a fan text message on our detail .

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And the email is theuglyquackingduck at gmailcom . Yay , and I'll say it slower theuglyquackingduck at gmailcom . Good job and uh .

Hey , hey , yeah . Tell them , I don't know . Tell them the website Alright , that didn't work .

Tell them our website , yay , I was going to do it , but I couldn't remember it um , it's all right , sonny , she's got it I do .

I haven't free in my mind , because I've been on this thing for five years . Four years , I don't remember , maybe four , I don't know . Um , wow , I was trying to do like a clap down and up and I couldn't do it well , you know what I have ?

applause here . All right , tell them , tell them , tell them .

Okay , so theuglycrackingduckcom Yep that's it . I got mixed in between the email and the website so I was like wait , yeah , I'm staying in the website .

All right , we're going to say bye to everybody then .

All right .

Bye , bye 73 , and may the father bless you all .

Bye , thank you .