Swift Half Best Bits Part 2
A few more of our favourite Swift Half funnest parts! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 24, 2025•12 min•Season 5Ep. 16
The Two Pints Podcast!
For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”
A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).
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Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits!
As it's the end of the season, have our favourite swift half clips in one go! See you soon, have a great Summer! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 23, 2025•14 min•Season 5Ep. 16
The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16
Hey guys, Our last week of Season 5 is a banger, we hope you love this ep, we wrap up all our chat for the season. We'll be back in September. While we're having a break and doing some TV, get your tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 19, 2025•36 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2!
Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we have on the tour! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 14, 2025•18 min•Season 5Ep. 15
Episode 15 - Tour Memories!
Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we've had including this week the chat we had with our mate Paddy McGuinness in Stockport, man that feels like years ago! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 12, 2025•28 min•Season 5Ep. 15
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2
With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far part 2! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 09, 2025•26 min•Season 5Ep. 14
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1
With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far and Will tells us about Bring Him Home. Download Bring Him Home now P.S. sorry it's late, we had a few issues uploading but there'll be a Swift Half on Friday! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 07, 2025•24 min•Season 5Ep. 14
Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half
Would you rather go into space or to the bottom of the ocean? Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com ! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 02, 2025•20 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13
Would you like it if your farts smelled of Roses & Chocolates? Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com ! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 30, 2025•13 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13
The boys are back after a week off, EP13! Will's been to Florida, Ralf's been on the beers lots to chat about, def don't eat listening to this one (again)! Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com ! W&R x 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.in...
Apr 28, 2025•47 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
A slightly delayed 'Swift Half' due to the Easter Break and on this episode we somehow go from 'Salmon Jizz' to 'Modern Pharma' in the space of just 16 minutes! Plus Snail facials and a very unusual way Will used to get rid of earache. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/...
Apr 21, 2025•17 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
This week Will has discovered a story that has inspired a new business idea /social experiment for Ralf. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Host...
Apr 16, 2025•16 min•Season 5Ep. 12
A Girls Night In - S5 E12
Ralf gets all the secrets from a 'Girls Night In', plus Potato Sandwiches, why Festivals are rubbish and Will is still wanging on about the Moon Landings. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwo...
Apr 14, 2025•51 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD A little bit of footy chat over two pints for a Friday. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/Th...
Apr 11, 2025•16 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Will sends Ralf into stratospheric levels of anger with his latest 'theories' about significant moments of history. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtub...
Apr 09, 2025•11 min•Season 5Ep. 11
Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD An unfortunate thing happened to Ralf in bed, Will has 'bone issues' and the problem with wedding guests. Plus some exciting tour news. Warning: Do not listen if you are eating! W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live ...
Apr 07, 2025•38 min•Season 5Ep. 11
A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD After Will ruined Ralf's pint with some Luke Littler like antics with his used tissue, we headed back to our childhood for this Swift Half. W&R x Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live...
Apr 04, 2025•17 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Will has been delving into the World of AI, The Cloud, Brain Preservation and Robots Dicks! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: h...
Apr 02, 2025•16 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Ralf is Ranting, Will is farting and somehow we ended up talking about fish jizz! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www...
Mar 31, 2025•45 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD Dark Therapy, Monsters, Bins and why does Will leave the light on? Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/T...
Mar 28, 2025•10 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell?
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD What is Luck and who are the lucky ones? Plus Will is away again to the Land of Dreams. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https...
Mar 26, 2025•13 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Lick or Sniff - S5 E9
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Ralf's got a new game to play, once Will has negotiated modern technology and managed to sort out his parking. Plus parenting advice, the power of dreams and Sly Stallone! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live...
Mar 24, 2025•40 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Crypto Chaos - A Swift Half
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Once Ralf has finished with his lip balm we eventually have a 'Swift Half' discussing the perils of throwing stuff away. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Fol...
Mar 21, 2025•14 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Elephants in Coats - What Will William Tell?
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Will finds a story that somehow links Elephants in coats to creating a Wooly Elvis. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://ww...
Mar 19, 2025•14 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Ralf Reveals All - S5 E8
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD A stunning revelation from Ralf and a surprise phone call for Will. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/T...
Mar 17, 2025•35 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Gaffer Taping my Balls - A Swift Half
It's decision time for Will's plums. This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tikto...
Mar 14, 2025•13 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Smoke Up Your Arse - What Will William Tell
We go a bit 'QI' on this episode with some tales about death, bells and arses! This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.fac...
Mar 12, 2025•12 min•Season 5Ep. 7
The Method - S5 E7
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie. Download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD More embarrassing moments plus method acting, dickheads on set, Will has a mishap with a sword and is Brad Pitt going to call Ralf? Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on ...
Mar 10, 2025•40 min•Season 5Ep. 7
A night out in the actual pub! A Swift Half
Join us in the pub as we put LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, to the test, and trust us, it's a right laugh! Download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information goto This link #AD Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https:/...
Mar 07, 2025•17 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Too Much of a Good Thing - What Will William Tell
Caramacs, Apple Pie, Orgasms....there is only so much you can have! Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPintsPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Mar 05, 2025•14 min•Season 5Ep. 6
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