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The Turtle Club

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Comedy
Four pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for all of 2025! Happy listening!
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Episodes

S4Ep16 - Dragon Ball Super: Broly (2018)

Migel is confronted by forces he cannot comprehend and chooses to react with anger instead of curiosity. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter @turtleclubpod

Oct 25, 2025•54 min

S4Ep14 - Friday the 13th (2009)

Your hosts eat spicy wings while discussing the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. Thank you to Melinda's Pepper Sauce challenge! Also Alan is still missing! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jul 30, 2025•56 min

S4Ep13 - DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

Your hosts discuss the morality of having consensual relations with a clone of yourself Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jul 22, 2025•44 min

S4Ep12 - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Elle picked another banger and Migel received some fan mail in the form of a friendly video. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jul 09, 2025•47 min

S4Ep11 - The Birdcage (1996)

One of the hosts has an announcement! Will it be Migel? Eli? Alan? Elle? Who know who it could be! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jun 24, 2025•49 min

S4Ep9 - Big and Hairy (1998)

Your hosts watch bigfoot play basketball with an island boy. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

May 25, 2025•52 min

S4Ep8 - The Greasy Strangler (2016)

Let's get greasy! Hootie tootie disco cutie! Join Big Dave, Big Migel, Big Eli, and Big Alan in this sweaty discussion! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

May 04, 2025•39 min

S4Ep7 - Street Trash (1987)

Your hosts discuss obscure Italian horror films and avoid talking about the movie about melting homeless people. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Apr 21, 2025•50 min

S4Ep6 - Slam Dunk Ernest (1995)

Your hosts discuss what Malcolm X would think of Slam Dunk Ernest (1995) Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Apr 03, 2025•44 min

S4Ep5 - American Pastoral (2016)

Your hosts discuss the worst movie they have had to watch for this podcast. Also Migel will NOT stop farting. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Mar 23, 2025•49 min

S4Ep4 - The Kid Detective (2020)

Your hosts discuss The Kid Detective (2020). Many spoilers discussed throughout the entire episode. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Mar 02, 2025•49 min

S4Ep3 - Mystery Team (2009)

Your hosts discuss Mystery Team (2009) and also being a stoner at a wrestling show Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Feb 18, 2025•53 min

S4Ep2 - The Wrestler (2008)

Your hosts discuss The Wrestler (2008) while Alan poops all over the place Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod Also if anyone wants to read Adam's long email, here's a google doc with all of it. I didn't read all of it so I hope it's not anything too negative https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HiWgEKdhiCFnX2iLUiEEo3rfvqXpOlFLQT8n574u8IE/edit?usp=sharing

Jan 26, 2025•51 min

S4Ep1 - Nacho Libre (2006)

With a new season comes a new format! How will it go? Idk I guess we'll have to see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jan 12, 2025•46 min

Season 3 Finale - Return of Alan

Alan is back and he has some explaining to do... Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Jan 04, 2025•21 min

Season 3 BONUS EPISODE - Eli Commentary

Eli has to watch the movie by himself and record commentary for it as a punishment Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Dec 26, 2024•1 hr 34 min

S3Ep12 - Original Trio

We're back to the original three hosts. Will it stay this way??? Stick around and find out! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Dec 14, 2024•1 hr 6 min

S3Ep11 - Alan's Announcement

One of your hosts has an announcement. Sounds like it could be pretty serious. I would listen to this one if I were you. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Nov 24, 2024•55 min

S3Ep10 - The Secret Ingredient is MAC

Your hosts discuss cooking and preparing alien meats. Also Michael is suddenly super likeable for some reason???? Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 8 min

S3Ep9 - r/Atheism Takes Hold

The movie for next year? God's Not Dead? The Passion of the Christ? Idk probably some stupid BS. I guess we'll see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 14 min

S3Ep8 - The Passion of the T-Rex

Your hosts get distracted by Catholic guilt films. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Aug 17, 2024•1 hr 3 min

S3Ep7 - Muddy Butts and Pretty Poetry

Your hosts have a poetry contest and participate in Brat summer Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Aug 17, 2024•1 hr 2 min

S3Ep6 - Uncomfortable Racism

Your hosts have received a weirdly racist email. Listen to them discuss! Email us (no more racism please): theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X: @turtleclubpod

Jun 20, 2024•1 hr 15 min

S3Ep4 - WrestleMania With a T-Rex

Your hosts are ready for TurtleMania, brothers! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Apr 11, 2024•1 hr 22 min

S3Ep3 Jimmy Carter VS Robot Squirrel

Okay but really think about it. Jimmy Carter has freaking NIGHT VISION! He would definitely win. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Mar 23, 2024•1 hr 25 min

S3Ep2 - You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am!

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) continues to be interesting and unhinged. Your hosts are a tad bit split about it, but an exclusive club invite has them distracted. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 19 min
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