Today in the Treehouse we have a Christmas controversy thanks to Raj, OnlyFans model Lily Phillips has regrets, Pennsylvania senator gets laughed at online, and why is the Pope opening all these doors? LINKS: OnlyFans model Lily Phillips cries after sleeping with 101 men in a day MAGA Doug Mastriano Star Wars TIE Fighter-Drone Tweet Mocked Vatican 'on the brink of Bankruptcy' due to dramatic decline in global donations under Pope Francis' Leadership - Irish Star The Treehouse is a daily DFW base...
Dec 19, 2024•51 min•Ep. 196
We start off revisiting the devout porn star Sophie Rain, we learn about Pope Francis opening holy doors, a professional drinker (really an amateur), best jobs for people who hate people, and how many guys does a girl have to sleep with in one day before the spark dies? But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Christian OnlyFans top earner reveals bids to lose her virginity on camera: 'Multiple companies offered' Pope Francis to open 5 sacred portals on Christmas Eve -- for a ritual that’s never been done b...
Dec 18, 2024•39 min•Ep. 195
Jam packed show today. What are those drones flying around? Dan and Trey review Red One, your air fryer is spying on you, an Oregon stripper stabbed a DJ after people said she was acting weird and there have been UFO sightings in Eugene, and a maid at Buckingham Palace went wild. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: 'This has gone too far': Drones temporarily closed runways at NY airport, governor says Warning issued after report finds air fryers may be spying on their owners Portland DJ hospitalized af...
Dec 17, 2024•49 min•Ep. 194
We start off the show with kids getting hit by cars, which Raj thinks is amusing (nothing life threatening), then we discuss a new California law regarding food "Sell By" dates, Dan subjects us to Santa Jaws and admonishes everyone to not F#@K ON THE BUS! But first, Birthdays! LINKS: VIDEO: Driver speeds off after hitting Plano 12-year-old walking to school | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth California Bans ‘Sell By’ Dates to Simplify Labels and Cut Food Waste - Center For Health Law and Policy Innovatio...
Dec 16, 2024•52 min•Ep. 193
The world is a crazy place! We discuss how quantum computing works, Hawk Tuah Girl fail, Taylor Swift win, and goggly eyes everywhere! Plus we discover that Dan is really good at workshopping Hallmark movie plots! Who knew? LINKS: Hawk Tuah Girl Launched a Memecoin and Everyone Lost Their Money Taylor Swift Gave Eras Tour Crew $197 Million in Bonuses (Exclusive) Google parent Alphabet jumps on quantum chip breakthrough | Reuters Googly eyes cost Bend $1,500 in roundabout art repairs | | centralo...
Dec 13, 2024•49 min•Ep. 192
Today in the Treehouse Dan tells us about the worst moviegoer he's ever encountered. We also talk about OnlyFans and religion, Jude Law delivers some bad news, some guy watching porn while driving, and no Infowars for the Onion! LINKS: OnlyFans Model Made $43 Million and Still Maintains Religious Values (Exclusive) The Onion’s Bid for Infowars Rejected in Bankruptcy Court Ontario driver caught watching porn behind the wheel on a highway Jude Law Said ‘The Holiday’ Cottage Is Not Real The Treehou...
Dec 12, 2024•50 min•Ep. 191
We start off by discussing holiday anxiety, then we watch a classic of a runner eating her own words and asphault, how to tell if you've been abducted by alients, then (not) Alex Jones joins the show, and we learn how to grow toilet paper at home. Plus, birthdays! LINKS: Parents are up against the ‘mother lode’ of holiday stress. Here’s how to make it easier | CNN Former Pentagon Official on UFOs: ‘We Are Not Alone’ - WSJ How to tell if you've been abducted by aliens – body examination to false ...
Dec 11, 2024•48 min•Ep. 190
We start off by discussing the tragic shooting of Officer Jacob Candanoza and the foundation issuing a check to his widow. Then, we get back to the stupid with Wrong Answers Only, a VIP cemetary in the UK, scent of dive bars and strip clubs, and what makes a dive bar. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Texas police officer fatally shot, suspect apprehended – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth Neptune Beach man honors classic holiday movie with giant replica leg lamp ‘Unique’ cemetery says grieving relatives must...
Dec 10, 2024•49 min•Ep. 189
We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses. Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fast food, a Florida teacher does some real Florida s#!t, and why a guy was stuck in a well for three days. But first, Birthdays! Fentanyl found in Gulf of Mexico dolphins, new study says FBI urgently warns iPhone and Android users to stop sending texts Teacher found naked with drugs at Florida elementary school Chinese man trapped in well in Thailand ...
Dec 09, 2024•39 min•Ep. 188
In this guest filled episode of the Treehouse: we talk with Steve Noviello about his Holiday Gift Guide and pitch a few items of our own, Ahmed Bharoocha talks about life as an actor, comedian, and dad, a young that takes avoiding the dentist a bit too far, and good 'ol ERCOT gives us a shocking prediction about this Winter's weather. Plus: What would you do with an extra thumb? LINKS: Steve Noviello's Holiday Gift Guide | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth 12-year-old fakes his own kidnapping to avoid den...
Dec 06, 2024•55 min•Ep. 187
Today in the Treehouse we talk about the death of Greenville Police Officer Cooper Dawson and the foundation, why you may hate the sound of chewing, the TikTok shoplifter, and getting a little fresh air... in a can! Plus: an Only Fans model made HOW MUCH?!?! LINKS: WATCH: Funeral held for fallen Greenville Police Officer Cooper Dawson | wfaa.com $11 cans of 'fresh air' from popular holiday hotspot sold to tourists in Italy | Fox Weather Do certain noises make you angry and violent? Here's what y...
Dec 05, 2024•49 min•Ep. 186
We're still not sure where Raj is, and we're thinking about turning it into a game. We start off today talking about human washing machines and the bad jokes that followed, then how much cleaning is too much? Next, we discuss the Top 5 workplace Don'ts, Krampus parade and festival, and what happens when a GenZ loses their cell phone. LINKS: Wild human washing machine promises to rinse you clean in 15 minutes | TechSpot Swearing, Social Media and Salary Talk: Top Taboos for US Job Seekers 'Mama, ...
Dec 04, 2024•44 min•Ep. 185
We're not sure where Raj is, so Jerry is joining us today. We start off talking about meth onesies, then black Friday, electric planes that don't go very far, why her cooch grass is dying, and the re-release of Dogma. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: California Man Caught At Airport With Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas: Feds | IBTimes Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Which day has better holiday deals Man stabbed outside Dallas Target on Black Friday morning | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth Largest all-electric aircra...
Dec 03, 2024•49 min•Ep. 184
We start off today learning about a bar in Milwaukee that specializes in cocks and blow. Next, Raj isn't with us today because he's being a good human, we learn why you don't want to be operated on in Florida or Alabama, the one species that loves Cybertrucks, and Jerry surprises us with another story he's been keeping from us, and a Georgia officer does a weird thing while allegedly intoxicated. LINKS: https://www.wkow.com/news/wisconsin-bar-shut-down-after-chickens-and-cocaine-found-inside/art...
Dec 02, 2024•44 min•Ep. 183
Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Alex Jones, 30 Year Penis Smegma, Trey Murdered Dan, Treehouse 911 calls, and Scrabble with friends! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's s...
Nov 29, 2024•55 min•Ep. 182
Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: We are the Treehouse, the OnlyFans Carpool Mom, Trey's AARP Card, Pregnant Sting Ray, The Cowboys Dando, and Yelp for Jail! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here. The Treehouse Website FairLease | Lease a Car Online | ...
Nov 28, 2024•47 min•Ep. 181
For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices. Some parents are mad at Netflix for "normalizing" divorce, FEMA tells us what to do in the event of a nuclear bomb, efforts to end gate lice are growing, and CERN has found a ghost. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Netflix Movie 'Spellbound' Slammed by Parents for "Damaging" Message to Children After 1 Day Streaming How to survive a nuclear attack as US government shares chillin...
Nov 27, 2024•44 min•Ep. 180
We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and the direction they should have gone, RIP Chuck Woolery, what Jerry was staring at back in their radio days, and a very interesting songwriter. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Health warning over fake perfumes that could contain human urine - Mirror Online Nudists to get their baubles out as UK village pub hosts naked Christmas dinner - Daily Star Bri...
Nov 26, 2024•49 min•Ep. 179
We start off this holiday week with crotch cocaine, then learn about a new form of sexual harrassment, find out if we're Premature Decorators, learn about Kashmir Christmas, unhappiness leave, and monkey art. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Gran pulls cocaine out of her knickers and tells cops 'everyone has their poison' - Daily Star Calling a man 'bald' is sexual harassment, High Court rules - LBC Decorating early for Christmas can boost your happiness, even science shows it Pang Dong Lai provides...
Nov 25, 2024•47 min•Ep. 178
Today in the Treehouse: Netflix in trouble for 'legendary failure', we talk about a video we shouldn't talk about, our new therapist, Raj still hasn't seen Stranger Things, and could you land a plane? Plus we talk about Jerry's celebrity list and his trip to Hot Springs! Links: How confident are you that you could safely land a passenger airplane in an emergency situation, relying only on the assistance of air traffic control? | Daily Question Netflix Sued Over Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul Stream Is...
Nov 22, 2024•52 min•Ep. 177
In this episode, Dan is convinced Tyson Paul fight was rigged. Medical TikTok is back with terrible advice. What does a real T-Rex sound like? And is this the most adorable flight delay ever? Links: Sylvester Stallone says Mike Tyson gave 'one of the great Oscar-winning performances' in Jake Paul fight (28)Its called the Pizza Drop… AND IT WORKS! #lifehack #pizza #pizzalover ... | TikTok 132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days - CBS Texas Dino...
Nov 21, 2024•48 min•Ep. 176
We start off today with the new gummy popsicles that look very phalic, the world's worst tequila heist, a guy smuggling bugs, Raj's holiday cards where he and his dogs have matching sweaters, Trey tells a story about a night with Bo Derek and Wayne Newton, and Aussie's are tracking farts. LINKS: Guy Fieri, Sammy Hagar's trucks carrying $1 million of tequila hijacked in double heist after crossing border | Fox News Man Caught Smuggling 320 Tarantulas by Strapping Them to His Body "Chart Your Fart...
Nov 20, 2024•50 min•Ep. 175
We start off talking a little about the Paul vs Tyson debacle, then talk about a South Carolina teacher who felt harassed by a hug, how many push ups for the world record, a world record for breast milk and why we wouldn't make good parents, and end the show with Tatu. LINKS: Netflix says 60 million households watched Tyson-Paul match - CBS News Teacher claims sexual harassment after student hug | wcnc.com How many push-ups can you do? It's how to test your fitness Texas woman sets record for do...
Nov 19, 2024•58 min•Ep. 174
Raj is away today so we're joined by our old friend, Billy The Kidd @billyontheradio. We catch up with him and talk a little radio, then talk about a mom who got arrested for her kid walking less than a mile into town, dying in a tanning bed, robbing a Family Dollar, and a top 5 worst mashups ever. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Georgia Mother Jailed for Letting 10-Year-Old Walk Alone to Town Man's Dead Body Found In Planet Fitness Tanning Bed After 3 Days | IBTimes Want to rob this Abilene store?...
Nov 18, 2024•51 min•Ep. 173
In this episode we talk about Spirit Airlines' rather aggressive business plan, Australians, how to act when your spouse goes missing, Trey's 4C Movement, and we get derailed by Dan's knowledge of Sinéad O'Connor. Links: Gateway - Jalopnik 4B movement surges in interest among US women after Trump election win | CNN The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about curren...
Nov 15, 2024•53 min•Ep. 172
Today we talk about sausages, we rank the top Trump appointees, cybertrucks still suck, the sexiest man of the year, and a VERY colorful fellow. Plus: Did Dan get a puppy? Links: 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant goes viral for 'worst' answer ever Trump announces Musk, Ramaswamy will lead newly-created Department of Government Efficiency - CBS News Wraps And Stickers Are Permanently Damaging Tesla Cybertruck’s Stainless Steel Bodywork John Krasinski Is PEOPLE's 2024 Sexiest Man Alive! Lee County arr...
Nov 14, 2024•52 min•Ep. 171
We start off talking more about the North Korean soldiers in Russia and their willingness to die. Would you want to go back? Then we learn about digital detoxing, what Germany is doing to racoons, a Florida massage parlor bust, and a Louisville strip club posing as a restaurant. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: North Korean Troops Sent to Russia Are 'Gorging on Pornography' - Newsweek How to overcome your device dependency and manage a successful digital detox | Popular Science How 'Nazi raccoons' d...
Nov 13, 2024•50 min•Ep. 170
We start off by talking more about the escaped monkeys in South Carolina and an interesting Versus arises: Outbreak vs Planet of the Apes. Dan then tells us about doing yoga, we find out what a never pooper is, contemplate going on a 4 year cruise, and find out if Hawk Tuah really got votes for POTUS. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: 25 monkeys that escaped research lab safely recovered, but 18 still on the loose Surprising Insights into Workplace Bathroom Habits and Productivity Cruise line offers ...
Nov 12, 2024•53 min•Ep. 169
Happy Veteran's Day! Thank you to all who have served. On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter version of Khloe, Dan tells us abouit he and Tara's love of Water Piks, monkeys escape in South Carolina, we discuss a new part of the Star Wars franchise, and we learn that AI has ADD too. But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Lamar Odom Buys Custom Sex Doll, Models It on Ex Khloe Kardashian 43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents t...
Nov 11, 2024•47 min•Ep. 165
In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the ambulance chases you! Also, how to pick up chicks! Links: Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says - oregonlive.com Trend to Watch: How '90s Nostalgia Can Shape Consumer Spending Habits - CivicScience It's not to be. Universe too short for Shakespeare typing monkeys | University of Technol...
Nov 08, 2024•50 min•Ep. 167