You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast I sound amazing. Welcome back to... Not my hands. They're just hands. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Oh, my God. The bitch is back. Yeah, that's right. School's in session. Miss Trunchable has returned, everybody.

Back to four minute and 30 second ad breaks. Back to basics, bitch, okay? It's so true. Back to the embargo of With Love, Megan. Back to standard ad reads that are in 15 minutes. Yeah. Sorry about that, guys. I left school for one day and the substitute teachers took over and.

Nice to know what goes on behind the scenes without me. And it's nice to know how integral I am to getting this show up and off the ground. The kids were wild and out. I was, first of all, editing the episode. So I'm watching you two slander my rules. And my good name.

Everybody's like, and then I posted, oh, we need more Ben. We love Ben. I mean, that's just par for the course. Whenever there's a guest co-host, it's like, he should do it every day. Well, then one of us is out of a job. What are you saying? Like, that's just. impossible.

But I'm glad you guys liked the episode. We had a lot of fun. I hadn't podcasted with one tradition in a while. So we had a lot to catch up on. And there were a lot of good like topics for us to chat on, especially because food has really been in the news. And he is kind of the voice you want to hear from when talking about.

I do want to clarify just like one thing my husband said, which, you know, your husband goes on a podcast and talks and you only have one clarification. I think he did a very good job.

I never said he couldn't talk about the frames. It's not like I was sick Friday morning. I'm like, I need you to fill in for me. Don't talk about the frames. That's not at all what happened. When we were building this set, Ben was obviously like coming with me and I was showing him pictures of the progress. And he was like, do you feel like the frame?

are a little and he started to say stuff and I'm like shut up shut up that's when I told him he couldn't say anything about the frames so it's not that his publicist told him not to comment on it it's that his wife told him to shut up Yeah, but he made it seem like I told him to shut up in regards to Friday's episode. Got it. No. No. Okay. Thank you for the clarification. He's working off of old information. Yeah.

Thank you for that. No, it was a jolly good time. I also feel like selfishly he wanted no frames because that way he could use the studio more and it not be so girly. Like he could use it for good guys. If there were no frames, we just look like any old podcast studio. That's the point. Right. That's what kind of sets.

apart that's why we have our frames in which to frame ourselves and frame the narrative we need to reframe the energy we do so i feel like he was coming from a selfish place of making it more gender neutral i could definitely see that being the reality

And speaking of selfish, he got me sick. I wasn't here on Friday. You guys, I'm back. I'm so much better. He did own up to that and anoint himself the weenie of the week for doing something. I saw that was very sweet. And let me tell you, because like when he went off to work, I was so mad. Like I, you know, I hate to miss work. It's kind of like he did it on purpose.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause I, first nobody likes being sick, but oh my God, this is my first time being sick pregnant. Like I, if you would have told me like the biggest. physical pain I would have from being like flu-like with pregnancy would be the pain in my knees. Like you feel it differently. Like it was so crazy. It was really, really bad. So when he went off, I was so fucking mad. I'm like, he didn't take the cough seriously. He didn't leave the marital bed.

And then I'm editing the episode and I'm like, oh, I wonder who his queenie was because I told him to prepare one. And it was like so sweet. So it was he phoned it in. It was strategic. It was strategic. So I'm like, I am a warrior. Yes, I am. He was the weenie for getting you sick, which at least he copped to. How are you feeling, by the way?

So much better. It's one of those days where, first of all, it's 60 degrees outside. I'm feeling grateful. The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. To the Lord. The turdies' knees aren't hurting. Actually, my knee still does hurt from when I collapsed in the bathroom in the bed and the bed bathroom encounter. But yeah, I am feeling I still can't really breathe out of one of my nostrils, but I'm not.

I'm choosing not to reflect on that. I'm feeling so joyful, so positive, so grateful for my health. Focus on the nostril that you can breathe out of, you know? Yeah, yeah. Oh, and I'm about to say something that... everybody's gonna be like, yeah, Turney, we've been telling you forever, but you know I come to things late. And I thought I was past this. I really thought I was. Past what? I thought I was past, like my stubbornness and like not believing things are good.

On Friday night, Friday day, I just sort of, Thursday, Friday day, something arrived from Amazon. Spring, summer joggers. Thursday. Friday day. I just decided. I don't know why I've been so. I'll tell you. It's kind of like the big spoiler. Okay. I don't know why I've been like so against a traditional. Pregnancy pillow. I think I blame Olivia Oshry, if I'm being honest.

Because when I was at your house, I was like, maybe I need a pregnancy pillow. Olivia was like, oh, I have one. Use mine. I'm like, oh, great. One of the worst night's sleep of my life. I don't know where she got this enormous fucking thing. And I was like, pregnancy pillows are a myth. And everybody overhypes it. So then a couple of weeks ago, I was like, you know, let me try out. I got like a fancy $60 weighted body pillow.

And it was fine, and then it got worse and worse, and now I don't even sleep with it. So I'm like, you know what? Let me just get some shit from China and see what the OG pregnancy pillow's all about, you know? Like Amazon number one bestseller pregnancy. Amazon number one bestseller came straight.

From China, like smelled horrible, okay? I threw it in the wash. I am coming off of three of the best night's sleeps of my life. Like pregnancy pillows are amazing. I was so wrong. I don't know why it took me so long to get one. All the pregnant girls were like, just get it. No, it doesn't make you any less of a woman to have one. I know. I don't know. Do you know what it is?

My own sweeper OCD got in the way. It's a big thing to have. And I don't want it. It's ugly in my room. When I make my bed, my bed doesn't look beautiful anymore. It's green. It's big and green. And so I was like, you know what? I'm not taking on the burden of this pregnancy pillow.

I'm so dumb. I'm always in my own way. Yeah. I feel like that's going to continue to happen just in general, but also like to trend, even your attitude towards like stuff for the baby where you're like, I don't want overconsumption. Yeah. get the things the thing yeah yeah yeah the thing let the pregnancy pillow be a lesson let it be will it be no so that really was helpful in my recovery i was just like sleeping a lot this weekend me in this pillow that i have just come

To love. To love. I watched so much TV, so much that we're going to recap. I'm all caught up on White Lotus. I watched The Love is Blind reunion begrudgingly this morning.

So much Desperate Housewives were consumed. Like I didn't get out of bed the whole weekend. It was amazing. Oh, that's so nice. I caught up on White Lotus. We'll recap that. I need you to recap Love is Blind for me because I've given up and now I'm done. Like I'm out of the rat race and I'll hear it from you. Plus our fifth and final story will lead into.

the tv recap and i watched a little bit of new kardashians very cool yeah you know me i'm a creature of habit like i'm some i don't go with the trends like just because we all stopped watching like not me i'm still here there was so much kylie it was fantastic

oh my god the best part of the episode i just want to say was chloe and scott interviewing a new assistant for scott i was laughing so hard i could have a whole reality they should do a show like the apprentice where they try and find the next assistant Did you ever watch HBO Max's original show The Big Shot with Bethany? Of course I did. Was that a rhetorical question? Like we recapped it ad nauseum. You did? Yeah. We talked about it all the time.

Well, I watched it with Brian. I think we watched like the first episode and we talked about that. Okay, I watched it with Brian. We were obsessed with it. It was the dumbest show. Like, Bethany Frankel was hiring... Not an assistant, but like something like that. And it was, they made it like an apprentice. Like they had all these challenges and it was so stupid. And it was the best show I've ever seen in my life. We need more shows like that. Like casting for like dumb ass jobs.

That would be a great show, actually, Courtney. I mean, Chloe and Scott. Yeah, trying to find his next great assistant. It was really, really funny. So that's what I did. And then also shout out to the mamas because Daylight Savings threw us through a loop.

did it not it threw me through a loop too is just like a person who lost an hour of their weekend like this weekend we had less weekend than every other weekend do you know that I do know that and Shout out to the mamas. Like I know with the kids sleep schedule, like it's horrible, but shout out to the girls who were recovering from the flu and got a new pregnancy pillow and thought that the pregnancy pillow was like so magical. Cause I woke up at eight 30 and I was like,

Ben, it's the pillow. We couldn't get over it. I've been waking up at 6 a.m. I'm like, we slept till 8.30. You would have thought I slept till noon the way I was acting. It wasn't until a full 24 hours later that I was like, wait, did I sleep?

Till 8.30? I had no idea it was daylight savings. Well, at least you slept till 7.30 if you usually wake up at six. It's something. Yes. Charlie slept till 8.30 this morning, which is technically 7.30. But then last night I put them down like at the new bedtime. So he actually did get an extra hour of sleep, but it's all very confusing.

But last night was the first night. Like I didn't have to close my blinds at 4 p.m. Yeah, we got to play outside after dinner. And I'm hopeful that this year will be the year where we don't change the clocks again. Like this is how it should be.

All the time. You know, every year there's bipartisan effort to stop daylight savings. There's lots of talk. This could be the year, Turdy. This could be the last time. And I'm so utterly confused. Except, of course, they're going to take away the one where we get more sleep.

I just want to say, I saw a clip of someone asking the president about it, and he didn't seem convinced that it was the right move. He said, I'm still thinking about it. Like, for real. Okay, sometimes you have to think about stuff. He said, I've been hearing, like, conflicting. Let's see how he felt after last night. Right. Maybe if he wakes up with a little bed head. He'd wake up and be like, enough.

If he feels refreshed or if he feels like. This isn't the one where you wake up feeling refreshed. It's great for your life and your quality of life and seasonal depression. Like it's good for all of that. But day of is a hard day. The other one is a nice day, but you're in for.

months of sadness yeah i can't believe the months of sadness are over like that was really just just a crazy time we made it like it's so it's also it's important to acknowledge the space i had i really had adjusted to like the darkness like we were in a good schedule a good routine like you let it wash over yeah it was just like dinner bath bed because there's no more sunshine and like right it was fine you know and so like they just give it to us to take it away again yeah I

Don't really plan on changing much about my life. I remarked at five o'clock that the windows were still bright. And then I put the blinds down. Same, you know, new time, same me. But don't you like to watch the sunset or watch the sky slowly wind out? I do, actually. But we were watching Desperate Housewives and the glare was starting to bother me, so.

Desperate Housewives greater than God's gift. I'm at the final season of Desperate Housewives and it's really bad. Like there is actually and you're going to remember this. So, you know, at the end of season seven, all the women. bury a body together. And season eight is like the fallout of that. They all have so much guilt. The police are like chasing them. They're trying to like maneuver.

And Susan is obviously the one who can handle it the least. And she's crippling and she's taking an art class to get through it. And the artist teacher is like, paint your deepest dark. And she literally paints the four women in the forest burying a body.

Like it's an actual admission of guilt. And then they like show it at an art show and the women are like, are you dumb? Like seriously, are you fucking dumb? The police are literally telling us you, it's like a series of paintings where it's like. What? We killed him with a candlestick. And then they all start fighting and they're not even fighting about Susan being so stupid. Yeah. This is where the show officially lost me. Well, that's good because you won't be sad when it's over.

Yeah, and I do with it. We have big plans to watch Friday Night Lights, although Ben wants to start Desperate Housewives over again. You think I like Desperate Housewives? Well, no, he was talking about it when he was here. He'll come home from work. He'll be like DH. That's what he calls it. And I'm like. He's like, DH? I'm like, no. He is obsessed. He kind of makes me hate it. Do you know what I mean? It's like Ben's show. You're watching for him now.

A thousand percent. When you guys split up into different rooms, which you must do after everything that's happened. Any day now. Yeah. I'm sorry. We all have to separate the two of you. Yeah. Then in his room, he can watch DH and like you can watch FNL.

Yeah, yeah. But we did eventually have to turn it off to watch White Lotus and Love is Blind, so it was fine. White Lotus, yes. My Sunday evening, I'll never get back. Here's the thing. And I already had one less hour. We'll do an official TV recap. Do I have one more hour? We're going to do an official TV recap, but as it pertains to White Lotus, I'm just going to say the thing that you're not supposed to say, right?

the show is bad and I am bored. And then people are like, well, you just don't get it. It's character to, shut the fuck up. I'm turning on my TV to be entertained. Like, right. If it needs, if it has such like subtext plot, shut up. It's bad and I'm. bored if I didn't get something I would say I'm confused right there's nothing not to get there I'm following there's not that much dialogue it's very slow moving like it's not missing me there's not that much to get I feel the same way

that I felt when I watched season one which is why I didn't watch season two where it's like I'm happy for this show people really like it they have a nice concept the hotels the funny characters but everyone makes more of this show than it is it's not much more than what you see they act like it's genius

Mike Lotus whoever's name is Mike White oh what a genius it's not genius at all it's just like people on vacation and everyone just makes such a big deal of it and that also makes it worse because it doesn't live up to that expectation That's a very good point. It's just a show. And it's good compared to the fact that there aren't a lot of good shows and it's a good premise and it's regenerative.

But when you're when you look back on it, like when I think of season one, I'm like, oh, that was like so funny there in Hawaii and the pineapple guy and Cindy Sweeney and someone dies in the duty. But now I remember what it's like to actually watch it. And those are participate. Those are like really the only things that.

happened because not a lot happens because they're just like making a meal of this because they're taking themselves so seriously like every actor who's like I got white lotus like it's it's It's a cool job because we've made it that way, but it's not Game of Thrones, okay? No, and we need to just start treating it for what it is, which is a TV show. We need to come down with it, okay?

Yeah, and I really can't with people psychoanalyzing. My least favorite thing in today's day and age is when you don't like something, people say you just didn't get it. And it's like, no, no, I can get it and still dislike it. That's how I felt about the bear. Well, you obviously didn't get it. You don't work in food service. And it's like...

Well, if a show requires me to have a certain job, then the show isn't good, first of all. Second of all, I got it. I didn't like the show. It gave me anxiety. Yeah. No, that's not a legitimate. I just hate when people say that. Yeah, except if you don't like this show, it's because you don't get it.

Yeah, and you're dumb and ugly. Money, you go back and shave your back, okay? You can go shave your back now, okay? But I do think there are things that I could watch that I could be like, I don't get it, you know? Yes, I think if I watched Shogun. I'm not... Too big to say that. I think when I thought about watching Shogun, it was giving the vibe that I wouldn't get it. And that's okay. I can't get everything, but I'm just saying I also sometimes don't like things that I do get. Yeah.

Two things can be true, la tour de lune. I love and hate you.

That's me. So we have a lot to do today because it's a Monday. Just like general catchings ups. Love is blind. And yeah. I don't want to spoil my thoughts. Okay, let's save them without further a do-da-do-da-do. It's time for the Fast Five Stories. You need to know you do-da-do-do-do. I think we should add a little shimmy when you do the do it again. The fast five stories you need to know you do do do do do. Like Ariana Grande showing Julianne how she dances. It felt strong. Did it look strong?

Yeah, it looked really short. I feel like my shoulders were going one way and my breasts were going another. I wasn't watching that closely, but we'll get the replay. Well, that's fucking rude. We'll get the replay.

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Another Simple Favor. So Simple Favor sequel premiered at South by Southwest this weekend. And honestly, I don't know what it was like on the ground, but it looks like a disaster to me. I completely agree. I think it was really like it was disgusting. I think Blake Lively is a dirty whore. I can't believe she put on a dress and went to work. I think she's a disgrace to women and to humanity. And I think she should die.

Oh, well, I was more so talking about the feud rumors between Blake and Anna Kendrick. And I'm talking about the response to Blake Lively leaving her house. Like, I know that this is a complex situation. Everybody has their takes the the lawsuit. But like, seriously, the woman didn't do anything. She went. to work.

Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's like like she took her jacket off and they're like, this costume change is so egregious when there are women fighting for their life. Yeah, no, she took her jacket off. But Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively, the two stars of a simple favor. There have been like rumors about.

them forever uh and then the premiere didn't do anything to dispel those rumors Anna Kendrick has such like a quirky sense of humor that it's hard to know when she's like being funny or sarcastic and so she's asked about the Blake stuff and she kind of is keeping mums the word because what else can she do it's all very complicated and I'm sure she wants nothing to do with it but it also sort of looks like

She hates Blake. Paul Feig weighed in and said that. That's also like I feel like a complication in the whole thing is that one of the very few like public allies of Blake Lively is this director, Paul Feig. So he's at the event, too. He's speaking on behalf. And so. If Anna and Blake like really hate each other, there's definitely an imbalance in the workplace because Paul and Blake are thick as thieves. Yeah. And he like people were, you know, chiming in saying.

Anna hates Blake Anna scared of Blake and right responded to someone saying um you are wrong so he's maintaining that this is like they're good I don't think they're that good I know before Blake was like a you know

America's Most Wanted. There have been like theories that this was like the most toxic set ever. These two would not even look at each other, refuse to do press together. And this was way before anybody had anything bad ever to say about Blake Lively. It's like, if you've been paying attention, there's definitely weird. and the fact that they decided to make a sequel when there was clearly such bad vibes and the movie wasn't even successful. I don't understand. No, and if...

Blake and Paul are so close and they wanted to make a sequel and the two leads like don't get along. They could have done it without her. I don't know if it's based on a book that needs both of them. If the book also has a sequel and you know, not to like. make Anna Kendrick like out of a job but I know I could also have seen that happening so the fact that she everyone signed back up

And it's not like it was a huge blockbuster. It's not like Twilight. You could pass on it easily. Kristen and Rob will work together. Even though, I don't know if Anna Kendrick is getting offered so many roles these days, you know? Yeah.

I don't know. I feel like people really love her. No, I think it's the opposite. I think people really don't like her. No, I think she's someone who people have made it their personality to dislike, but everything she's in is really successful. Yeah, I mean, Pitch Perfect is one of the best movies of our time. Twilight.

Oh my God. Even though she's like such an irrelevant ugly in Twilight. She's such a jealous wench. She's very successful. I feel like she's a safe cast. I think you make a good point that like... Nobody would have agreed to do this movie if it was as toxic as like the rumors have made it up to be because it wasn't this movie that demanded a sequel. Like there was a small following of the niche cult following. But beyond that, it wasn't a movie that really required a second film. So like.

Maybe these three loved working together. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, they wanted more. Right. And so I think a lot of people are taking clips from this weekend and really making more of it than it is. Like there's definitely something there, but I don't think anything is an admission. Like Anna Kendrick is weird. So when her weird responses to.

Also, I'm sure they've been briefed like not to speak on Blake Lively. It's like an ongoing legal matter. They have to be briefed. Nobody wants to step into this mess. Correct. So I don't think that. These videos and these responses of Anna are like that telling. Yeah, but I just feel like if Anna had her back and Anna loved her and Anna believed like they would be arm in arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cynthia and Ariana. Nothing came between us.

If these two hated each other as much as we've been led to believe that they did, and now Blake Lively is the most hated woman in America, and they're doing a press tour together, you just know Anna Kendrick, if that was the truth, would be like living for it and like leaning in and giving the people. And she didn't do that either. Making a mistake. What does she need to do more than what's already happening?

Yeah, I don't think that this is like the most amazing copacetic working relationship of all time. I do think maybe some of the rumors have been blown out of proportion a little bit, but there's definitely something there. There's definitely something there. I hope they keep the premieres to a minimum because this is uncomfortable. Yeah, it was like and I actually felt genuine pain for Blake. Like she's trying so hard to combat like the mean girl.

That's what I think one of the biggest, most valid criticisms about her from all this is like seeing the way over the years she's like interacted with fans and people is just like rude and bitchy. So to see her like go out into the throngs of fans and being like, oh my God.

like pretending she knows who you are. I just know that was really hard for her because it goes against her natural instinct to be like a big bitch. And I felt bad for her because it was like truly eating humble pie. It's like when Regine George put the back brace on, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like she doesn't need to do all that. Just be a bitch. No, and the fact that she's being so nice and she's never been this nice, she's kind of validating the rumors. Yeah, exactly. She's like, let me take a selfie. You don't want to take a selfie. No, and there was this male fan.

clearly like a big Blake fan and like I think Blake was you know like the Kardashians like people know their biggest biggest fans like people who run blogs about them so she was like trying to have a moment with this guy I'm like you don't know him you don't know him you don't know this man stop yeah the the you know royal walkabout was unnecessary yeah the royal exactly like when the royals like walk through and like shake hands and kiss babies in the villages yeah but like they're the like

You could just go from the car to the carpet to the movie. It's fine. Yeah, it's enough. We don't need this from you. It's unnatural. I am also like, anyone else getting annoyed with Brendan Sklenar?

No, I'm personally not getting annoyed with Brandilyn Sklenar. OK, I am because like at first he was like a Blake ally and then he was a Blake hater. And then over the weekend he wore this like pin on the red carpet, which was the same.

flower pin that Justin Baldoni had previously worn and like he like he's kind of playing into but he's also like I don't want to be asked about this and he's actually been a really big part of the story like one of the big interviews that went viral with Blake being like a nasty bitch was when she was sitting with Brennan Sklenar and he like rolls his eyes

So like, oh, he hates her. But then he was him and Paul Feig were like people to start sticking up for her. And now I feel like he's playing both sides. And I really want to know what he thinks. He's just like, I think, living for the attention. I think that Brandon Sklenar like would be a classic case of like a Hollywood person who literally.

doesn't give a fuck what the truth is or who's right but it's gonna just try what's best for his career oh we're with Blake now I'm with Blake oh well things are turning toward Justin subliminal message I would be really upset if my if I found out my boyfriend was like that like I love him

But he's starting to piss me off. Like, whose side are you on? But also, he's going to be in Housemaid, right? Yes, that's why he's been doing a lot of press. Right? Oh, you're right. Yes, that's how it's all connected. So maybe it helps to be up Blake's butt a little bit.

Maybe he posted that. Since when is Paul Feige such like a mover and a shaker? I've never even heard of him. Maybe he posted that thing about Blake when he was like down to the last two in casting for Housemate. Just so Paul Feige smiled upon him.

Did you see the video of Sydney Sweeney and Brendan Slanar like on set of the housemaid like being cute and now everybody's doing what they did with her and Glenn Powell? No, I didn't see that. Well, I need Sydney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's going to marry that guy. Like we know you're not. I need Sydney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's not engaged.

No, no. But the thing is, that's what I'm saying. She's not like you're not marrying that guy. You know? Oh, you're not like stop. I feel like she's very much marrying that guy. No, she would have done it already. Like she's not. that guy i get it like she's in this situation she's in this situation that like i get it you you can't marry like what are you doing no whoever he is in this world like he's holding her back from

You know who he reminds me of? And this is going to be like a... Actually, you know what? I'm not going to say it. Never mind. So she must love him so much. She can't break up with him. She has to marry him because she loves him so much.

No, they obviously buried, they buried a body in the woods together. Like Susan Meyer. He's Susan. Yes. And instead of painting it, she's just doing all these bad movies. No, it could be like Margot Robbie who like is literally the same and she's married to like a normal.

industry guy who we don't know and they just they're having a baby and like that she loves him so much yes she could have been with leo okay can i say something like a little out of turn like i'm gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say that she's old no What? I don't even think that. Margot Robbie, yes, she like married a total nobody. She married a total nobody who's actually extremely good looking.

Okay, I don't even know who Sydney Sweeney's man is, so let's go. Let's do it. Let's dig in. I would say, like, yes, Margot Robbie's the most beautiful woman in the world, but her man isn't that much uglier than her, you know? Jonathan Devino, does that sound right? Yeah, it does. Okay. And I just feel like him and Sidney Sweeney are on different levels physically. I don't know if that's so mean to say. He's not bad looking. He's not bad looking, Claudia.

He looks nice, dressed up. I think he's got something. I think he's got swagger. He's 41. Yes, he's much older. And he's 5'9". I know too much about him now. I need her to quit the act. Like, stop. He's a businessman. What if he's really wealthy? So is she. I need her to date Brendan Sklenar. Really? Maybe this guy, Jonathan DeVino. If somebody she could end up with like after an illustrious career or like. Why does she have to like suffer in order to get.

Like this would be the end. Oh, you're suffering? Dating Brendan Slanar is suffering? Dating willy-nilly over there. Is suffraging? Yeah, no scruples. She's a suffragette? Team Blake, Team Justin, willy-nilly Brendan Slanar. No, it's like a fun thing. Like, remember when everybody for five minutes was like, is she dating Glenn Powell? Like, that was fun. Yeah, I agree. But how many times are you going to do that before you look stupid?

A couple of times, and then you settle down with a Jonathan DeVino. You don't show up to the party with a Jonathan DeVino. I just feel like, so maybe she's mature. How long does she have to do that stupid thing before she recognizes real?

For me, this is where gender roles are extremely important. If a guy gets really famous in Hollywood and stays with his little girlfriend, obsessed, you are salt of the earth, love you, love you. When a woman does it, it's like, ew. I don't know. You don't have a man with a job? I don't know. Not for someone in the industry. I just can't tell you how that so doesn't do it for me. I'm ready for this relationship. Like a lion actor? It's run its course.

Okay. Well, I support Sydney being scrupled. And I support myself. Okay, I also want to look up Margot Robbie's husband just to... He's cute. His name is like Sam or something. Tom Ackerley is his name. Oh, he is cute. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, he's got like a super cute face. And they both have like that Australian like... Connection. Is she Australian?

Hmm? Yeah, she is. She's Australian? Yeah, no, like that look, that like surfer, beachy, really cute look. Yeah, and then also, he's a producer. I think she like made him a producer. Yeah, like on I, Tonya Barbie Terminal. Barbie. I'm cracking up. That's hilarious. Okay. Well, let me know if anyone sees another simple favor.

Our next story, speaking of two people who are so perfectly matched at a tennis match. Oh my God. And tits out for the boys. Kylie and Timothy can't keep their hands off each other at the Indian Wells tournament. Kylie and Timothy stepped out at the...

BNP Paribas Indian Wells Open in Indian Wells, California on Sunday throughout the match. They were packing on the PDA. Her friends were there. It was just like a fun outing. I think I saw Kendall, right? I saw Kendall, but I also saw Victoria. And then I saw... what looked like Victoria looking like Kendall. So I wasn't sure. Look, I thought Kendall had like a really short bob. I feel like, oh, there's Kendall. You're right. You're right.

Both of them are there. Victoria and Kendall. It looked like a fab outing. Just like a bunch of friends drinking, watching tennis, like taking pictures. Kylie looked so unbelievably gorgeous.

I can't believe that these two are together. Like, and you know, she's definitely making me look at him like a little bit more favorably. I've never thought he was like cute or my type. And you know, when she shows up on a red carpet and she's like looking vavavoom and she's with him, it's like, oh, maybe he's not so bad. she brings up the group average. And her just sitting there with her bombshell blowout, her cleavage, which was just so insane.

I couldn't help but wonder, seriously, what does she see in him? I'm sorry. She is making me reevaluate him. And I like what I see. I like what he brings out in her. Like this. Yes. Confidence. Fun. And she should be the most confident person in the world because like she's so gorgeous and hysterical and perfect in every way. And you can really see that. She feels that way. So I love that for her from him.

But now when he does stuff, I'm like, okay, Timothy, Kylie's boyfriend, let me listen to you. He gave that speech when he won the SAG Award. You're thinking more about him in a substantial way. Yeah. I'm not just like, oh, this actor who I have nothing to do with. But the SAG Award speech that he gave, that he's a very serious person. He wants greatness and like he will. And like he's just very high achieving. And I think that's an attractive quality.

I think he's like a serious person. I think he's a smart person. The fact that they've been together almost two years and like they're still this into each other and like touchy-feely and happy. Like I wish them a lifetime of happiness.

It's true. It has like been a long time and they're still very like honeymoon phase. I like that he's very family oriented. He brings his whole family everywhere. And, you know, I love me some Pauline Jalamet. And she's very family oriented. Of course. So they probably have that in common. Also, I meant to tell you, speaking of.

Pauline Chalamet on a Mindy Kaling show. I watched Running Point this weekend. You will love it. It is so funny. First of all, not nobody telling me the star of the show is Chet Hanks. Okay? Tom Hanks is... turnt, troubled youth, young son. He is...

He's amazing. He is so funny. And that's why like only Mindy Kaling could see that in him. You know, like I think people don't take him seriously. He plays this like, you know, star basketball player who has like a bad image. And he's always like saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing. He is so funny. Jackie, the show is.

is so good like it's really I I was on Netflix watching like something mandatory and I was like damn I want to be watching that yeah it was so funny and there's like a whole part where one of the siblings um like refuses to call Twitter anything but X and everybody's like, stop. And he's like, I re-X'd something. It's like, you retweeted. And it's literally you. Even though it is called X, like we do still say retweeted.

Of course. And it's so funny. They're trying to get ahead of a scandal. So one of them has a Finsta. And he's like, no, a lot of times I can debunk stuff with my Finsta. So he writes a Finsta tweet that's like, no, I was at this restaurant. It's not true. That didn't happen. And he accidentally sends it from his real Twitter. And then deletes it and then puts it on the Finston. Like he's exposed. It's like Normani. What is happening? Oh my God.

It's so funny. It's such a good show. I haven't even finished it. I think I'm like four episodes in, but I'm like really enjoying myself. That's so funny. I will watch it. I just added it to the content plate. And what's funny is the last three things on the content plate are all Mindy, Kay Lang, Sex Lives, Mindy Project, and Running Point.

Mindy Kaling's Supremacy, it's fabulous. And the soundtrack is really good, too. Can't wait. Like, truly can't wait to watch that. Back to Kylie and Timothy. Yeah. Like lots of love. Seriously, get married and have babies. Yeah, I think that's kind of the plan. Yeah. but you just had a baby you know when your siblings start having babies makes you think like yeah but Kylie's already a mama so it's just about like what works for her

Yeah, no, and I think Kylie's, like, down. She's, like, once you have kids, like, you're not afraid of it anymore. It's not, like, such a big deal. Timothy, this is, like, his first four-way, so he might need to be, like, persuaded a little bit. He might, like, want an Oscar first, you know? But he can't really achieve the emotional depth of Oscar winning performances until he experiences fatherhood. I totally agree. Yeah.

But I could also so see him being like, I can't have a child until I've had an Oscar. And then also if that ever does happen, him realizing what a stupid thing that is to say. And if he does need that to happen, he needs to take on better roles in that piece of shit Bob Dylan movie. Sorry, I hated that movie. Like, no one was sadder when he lost the Oscar than Kylie. Yeah, she's like, oh, ovaries. We'll try again next year.

I don't think they'll get married, though, because they each have too much money. Going on. Yeah. But that's fine. That's fine. Did you see the video of when it was time for Timothy's award at the Oscars? People were filming like him from the stands and Kylie had actually switched seats with his mother who was sitting behind them and let the mom and Timothy.

sit in the front row together and she sat behind him and then when he lost she like hugged him from behind and gave him a kiss and I thought that was really we're always talking about you know the order of importance fiance girlfriend mother and she gave Timothy's mom and that's just her playing the long game because you know now the mom definitely

really likes her yeah no she's such a queen yeah so nobody had more fun than them this weekend it's true are you ready for our next story yeah some sad news about one of our fades

Luke Combs is detailing his debilitating battle with a rare, particularly wicked mental health condition. Wait, what? Yeah, I just saw this this morning. Luke Combs appeared on 60 Minutes Australia and detailed his battle with a rare form of OCD. in a recent interview. He shared that he has struggled with purely obsessional obsessive compulsive disorder, also known as pure O, since the age of 12, but recently experienced his worst flare-up in years. So he described it, he said,

essentially that you don't want to have and then they cause you stress and then you're stressed out and then the stress causes you to have more of the thoughts and then you don't understand why you're having them and you're trying to get rid of them but trying to get rid of them makes you have more of them. He explained the tedious and debilitating condition.

He said he feels now lucky to be an expert in PRO since he has dealt with it for two decades and he knows how to get out of it now. But he said when it hits man, it can be all consuming. He said that he had a really bad flare up. He said that a really bad flare up can last 45 seconds of every minute for weeks.

He also shared that sometimes the intrusive thoughts are also violent. The way to get out of it is like it doesn't matter what the thoughts even are. Giving any credence to what the thoughts are is like irrelevant and only fuels you having more of them. Here's the thing. Luke Holmes doesn't share much. He doesn't do press. He's not a big talker. So when he does, you best listen because you're going to learn something.

This interview is no different. We don't report on Luke Holmes' random interviews ever because he doesn't sit down and talk for the sake of talking like a lot of people do in his business. So I love these little windows into Lukey. And once again, setting the bar.

breaking glass ceilings. Like, do you know any male country music stars talking about their mental health? Because I don't. No, I'm just going to show you really never know what someone's going through. And like, I wouldn't thought that Luke might be dealing with something. It's like a mental health sufferer. Yeah. And in such like a serious way, like more than the average. Correct. That's my king right there. Yeah. Thanks for sharing, Lukey.

And feel better. And congrats. I think he's on like a big Australian something, right? Oh, it's always a big Australian something. I feel like 60 Minutes Australia is like low-key always making news. Do you feel that? Yeah, they do a good job. They do. It's a trusted source. Is there a particular 60-minute segment that you find yourself referencing all the time?

Do you know what I mean? Like I've seen like one and I'm always talking about it. I'll just let you answer this question for yourself. It was TikTok in China, you know? Yeah. About how the kids in China are only getting 20 minutes a day and they're doing math equations on TikTok. Yeah. And they're using it as.

a weapon of mass destruction like i've tried to tell you this so many times but it's not 60 minutes like really laid it out nicely yeah okay does that change things no i saw it a couple years ago i'm just like always bringing it up and it's like i sound smart

Because I'm like, oh, you know, I saw this segment on 60 Minutes and people don't know it's like the only segment I've seen on 60 Minutes. But it's important that when you've seen a segment on 60 Minutes, you let everyone know. Right. Same thing when you've read like one article, you always share that article. Yeah. I like the 60 Minutes.

Oh, yeah. I like that, too. We need something like that. The sound department is slayed. Yeah, we do need something like that. They ate with that. We do, Jackie. We do. It's summer, summer, summer, summer. I don't like that one. It doesn't slap the way the 60 Minutes one does. No, but maybe we'll have something one day. Never stop a... Never stop reaching for your dreams. Never stop reaching for your auditory dreams. Correct. And expanding your auditory profile. Now that we have the bug.

I would never even dream of expanding the auditory file. Like I do wish that we had like little bites in between like ad breaks and stuff. Like when other podcasts have, we really like, it makes no sense because we do it live. But when other podcasts have it like, oh, this is fancy. I don't know. When other podcasts have so many sounds and productions, I'm like, oh, this is not real. Yeah, you're just trying to take up time because you can barely hit 45 minutes and so you need a minute.

And at least with the toast, like, yeah, you hear sirens in the background. Jackie's kids crying. I'm blowing my nose. Like, we're losing Wi-Fi every 15 minutes. Like, you can never say we're not real. No, I do feel like other shows enjoy the fact that maybe all of their auditory experiences total take up like three minutes. Yeah, no, it definitely cuts down the word count. Yeah. No, it cuts up. You know what I mean. Yeah. Beefs up. Correct. It's giving adjective.

You know when you would throw in a bunch of adjectives, you'd be like, it's extremely dangerous, but also concerning. Maybe it is dangerous, but concerning. I know it was for me. I understand it's giving adjective. Yeah, adjective, like superfluous adjectives. Understood. Are you ready for our next? She was greedy. And what's like a synonym for greedy? I think I meant to say it's giving synonym, not it's giving adjective.

I think like unnecessary descriptors. Yeah, no, it's like it was extremely unnecessary and superfluous. And? No, like those are my two sentences. Two, three. Can we end this conversation? Like, I'm not. You keep having additional thoughts. I keep saying. I keep saying, are you ready, kids? Yeah, no, just move on. If you got what I was saying, like you got it. If you didn't. The thing is, if you didn't, I understand that as well. I did. I get it. I did understand.

Are you ready for our next story? Okay, a little divorce news. Shockingly, Emily Osmond is getting divorced five months after. Getting married. So Emily Osmond is splitting from her husband, Jack Farina, and while many would expect them to still be in their honeymoon phase, looks like she decided five months was more than enough.

The actress filed for divorce on Friday from Farina, better known as a stage name Jack Anthony, citing irreconcilable differences. They got married in October, so it's been five months. The list date of separation is... December 2024, less than two months after the marriage. Okay, so I feel like, not to make everything about young Sheldon, you know Emily Osmond had like a small role on young Sheldon. Yeah, George is lady.

As the seasons progressed, she became more and more important. And then when they created a spinoff, it was George and Mandy. She's Mandy. So I feel like when you get...

to be the star of a CBS sitcom. Like that's money. That's like Kelly Cuoco money. That is money that nobody in Hollywood makes. And I think she saw the writing on the wall and her filing for separation, like before George and Mandy came out, I think was one of the wisest things she could have done. She's definitely making so much.

money and she's had a career that like has kind of been like up and down where I don't think she's made a lot of money you know at once and this is like the type of project that you know an actress only dreams of okay well first it's worth noting that they have

A prenup. So, and with no children, they'll just like walk away from this. No, but a prenup, by the way, even with a prenup, money she made during the marriage is still community property. So that's George and Mandy. No, a prenup would make money made during the marriage. Because what you came in with is separate.

I mean, prenups are different for like, so who knows what they had, but say the finances are taken care of. And also, like you said, she's been sort of like here and there all through her career. She found this man who's like been with her through it all. Why would she leave?

leave him as soon as she hits it big I feel like unless they were having issues and like she like you said saw the writing on the wall and like wanted to leave him before the big check came because she knew they would split up anyway but I don't think that's the only reason and I mean

to separate two months after you get married when she's she's our age how would you feel like she's and they don't have kids together they don't have kids together and they were married two months I feel like she found something out about him or he found out something about her yeah maybe

It's kind of giving love is blind, you know? It's kind of crazy. I feel like Emily Osmond is like a very like good head, like not just like a Hollywood girl who gets like married and divorced in two months. Agreed. So I feel like something must have happened and hopefully nothing too terrible.

She has a very, I think, normal life given her job. I don't think she can't go to the grocery store. No, and given that she's been in the industry for so long, she just seems very normal in a good way. Yeah, I agree. This is really crazy. I feel like we're seeing a lot of young couples in Hollywood getting divorced recently. Who else? I don't know. I just feel like this isn't the first one.

I didn't realize you were going to follow up with the question. I just felt like when you say that, you have someone, at least one in mind. Yes, you know, actually I was thinking of... Halle Bailey, like she was with her man. They had a baby and then like a month later broke up. Divorce? I don't know if they were married legally, but they were like a family. Yeah.

MGK and Megan Fox. I was just reminded of them. She's pregnant. Yeah. And they're broken up. That's like a different thing. And also they're together a million years and now they're pregnant and not together. It also reminds me of, I'll always think of Michael Kopech and Vanessa Morgan. It all comes back to Michael Kopech. Right? Because that's a classic case of what? And fun fact, I'm just coming off of like an eight episode stint of Desperate Housewives.

Featuring Brian Austin Green. Featuring Michael Klopek. Yes, and Michael Klopek, of course. And Paula Patton. He works. You're going to see him around in your shows. Yeah. Yeah. It was just kind of crazy. I feel like Desperate Housewives is its own universe. Yeah. And when Vanessa Williams comes in as like she's already a famous person and she's like.

like one of the housewives of the last three seasons. It's such a delight to see like a famous person. But then every now and then with like a random role, like Paula Patton plays this like turned girlfriend who shows up rhinos in green. It's like, what are you doing here? Yeah.

But also they could have just been like a random actor and then since then they've become super famous. No, but at the time Paula Patton was famous and so was Brian Austin Green. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? That will lead into our TV recap.

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photos you've ever seen oh I don't want to say it you know what like welcome to the club like that she's in your gang now I don't want to say it. I was just bragging last week about my timing, you know, my timing, my timing. And look, another Pardee, Pardee Licious. I had a feeling like she might be. I don't know why. I feel like she got married somewhere recently. She's oddly very traditional. Weren't we just talking about how annoying that is?

Yes, we were talking about it offline. Like when somebody tells you that they're pregnant, you're like, I knew it. Oh, I had a feeling. I'm not saying it to her. I'm saying it to you. It's different. Oh, is it? Okay, cool. And I just felt like she would have a baby shortly after getting married. That was like the vibe that I got, you know, God willing, that was an option for her.

Because they are like very, you know, religious and somewhat traditional. Her wedding dress, you know, remember? I actually was thinking about her wedding dress scandal the other day. Like how stupid that was. People are so jealous and ugly. It's been almost a year since she got married. So like now you have like hindsight. and you can really see when you look back. It wasn't trendy. It's aging flawlessly in my opinion. Yeah.

I love this. I'm so happy for her. I like her so much. Love this. So happy for her. When I watched the Colpo's on TLC, which everyone should watch, like she expressed how she really wants to be a mother. And I think she was kind of like sad that it hadn't happened for her yet. And she has endometriosis. So I think she had like a lot of issues with her health for a period of time. Yeah. So I'm just so happy that it's happened.

For her. And the pictures are so beautiful. I need to go see the pictures. There's two photos. Oh, Parchee. Like, seriously, she's so Parchee. Two photos, black and white. She has... A pretty substantial bump. She was also now spotted by paparazzi, like out with her bum picking up breakfast. And the caption on the photos is next chapter, motherhood.

Like, okay, beautiful. So cute. She's wearing the platform Uggs that I have to tell her no pregnant woman should wear. I roll my ankle in the doctor's office wearing them. I wear them too much. And like I actually fell the other day wearing them. Thank God I was with Ben. I keep catching myself. So nothing catastrophic has happened. But the platform Uggs and I love them so much like are not for pregnant women. That feels right. You should tell her. Yeah.

Yeah. Sometimes when we talk about her on the toast, she hears about it. She'll send me a message. So, Olivia, stop wearing the popcorn mugs. They're seriously dangerous. Sending you so much love and peace and joy during this time. And I hope you're having a daughter so that she can wear your wedding dress one day because that's how timeless it is. Yeah. Very happy for them.

Now, for the fifth and final story that will lead into the TV recap, starting with Love is Blind, because news came out at the Love is Blind reunion that A.D. from Love is Blind, what city? A couple seasons ago, I forget what city, but you remember her. She was... Honestly, awesome. She's the worst guy. Yeah. Well, he was trying his best. I feel sad for him today. And it wasn't good enough. And also she was talking to Matthew.

Oh, yes. It was the Chelsea Jimmy season. Oh, that was, I think, North Carolina. Okay, AD from Love is Blind, North Carolina is engaged to Ollie Sutherland from Love is Blind, UK, which not everybody watched.

But you didn't know who this was. And if you were as invested over the summer in Love is Blind UK as Jackie and I were for some reason, you know Ole. And I actually am afraid for her. Okay, so Ole. And this is why the... UK one was so interesting for a multitude of reasons but Ali ended up with somebody who was curvy and they really don't throw a lot of curvy contestants on the show and that's actually like a

a blind thing. Like it's a physical thing. Everybody they cast is like on the same level for the most part, attractive wise. So it doesn't make it that much of a question like is love blind. So it was really interesting what happened with him and Demi and he was definitely a dick. And he's definitely really shallow. And I don't have high hopes for them as a couple. But.

And everything they were, like, selling at the reunion, I was like, yeah, sure. But I saw his season. Like, I know him. Do you know what I mean? I know. But I want the best. He was tough. I just want to say, if anybody watched Love is Blind mini soda and, like, misses the Love is Blind yore, go watch. Go watch.

OK, because that will also like give context for this. And that was such a crazy storyline because the whole time it's like he doesn't like her. He doesn't like her. But he's like saying all the right things. I think he was really misleading just because he didn't want to look like a dick. No. And so like the minute cameras were down and it's like the day before the wedding.

She literally didn't hear from him up until the altar. Like he was playing such a part. He was a real actor and he did not want to look like he didn't like her because of her looks, even though that's exactly what it was like. And she ended up using the show to go on this amazing journey of self-discovery and loving herself. And it was beautiful, you know?

But it was a really good season. So while I love this cross promo, I don't know if this is a good match. I think he's also really thirsty. And I think him dating someone from the American franchise, which is so much more popular, it gives me pause. I don't want to be so negative. I don't know. There's a lid for every pot. And I also feel like A.D.

I feel like she was happy to now be in a relationship that's like love is blind oriented to be like in a reality couple. But I also could see how like on a personality level, like they both could have fun together and like why they. hit it off I'm sure all the alums from these shows meet each other not everyone gets together and dates for so long to actually get engaged so I do think that there's something there and I will support it

Yeah, that's nice of you. I also think A.D., dating within the franchise, is really good. First, she recently launched a podcast, like a Love is Blind recap type of show. Post pods or whatever. And so dating someone within the franchise is just like good for business. Yeah. Now I want to talk to you about the reunion. Please do.

And I'm just going to bring up a picture of everybody because I'm like so 100% going to forget. Well, I'm good on our nicknames. Your what? Like our nicknames really work for me. No, but like I will forget certain people. Okay.

So let me say this about the Love is Blind reunion. It was absolutely horrible. I hate every single one of these people. Yeah, I hate every single one of these people. I hate Netflix. I hate Nick. I hate Vanessa. The way all these people wasted my time is not forgivable. And the fact that I spent another hour and a half.

half watching the reunion and every conversation at the reunion was about something that happened off camera so literally what it's like these two couples this is what happened you're a liar so they couldn't agree i don't know what's real and what's not i don't know who to believe like it was just

So they didn't recap the season. They recapped what happened after the show started airing and in the years since it was just annoying because they all disagreed on what happened, not on small things like Sarah and Ben were like, we had this conversation. I left the conversation thinking we broke up.

I left the conversation thinking we were moving in together in Nashville. Like, how are you so fucking far away? It was so annoying. I'm like, I don't know. I don't even care. I don't have enough care to choose someone to believe. That's crazy. Yeah. So let me go couple by couple. The only saving grace of this entire show was Shawty and Nurse. So Taylor and Danielle, they ended up getting married. Taylor and Danielle? Daniel. Sorry. Same sex couple. No.

Taylor and Daniel, they look so happy together. They bought a house in the suburbs. Not problematic. She made a joke about him following her. Can I just say something? Like, what if it turns out that he did follow her? I was thinking the same thing. I think that even if he did follow her... She wouldn't care now. I think she loves having a husband who absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Their families are so close. Shortly after the season, his mom was diagnosed with leukemia.

The hospital where she's getting treatment is the hospital where Taylor's. brother is an administrator he lives right by it the dad was staying with taylor's brother daniel's dad was staying with taylor's brother while the like the families are so intertwined they bought a house they are so happy he has a tattoo of her i think it wouldn't even matter now we just matter they are truly the whole time but yeah

Whatever. Like, seriously, whatever. Like, small price to pay for happiness. I think that these two were meant to find each other in this small town and they couldn't believe that they hadn't yet. And Love is Blind was just the means to get them together. Like, they are really, I've...

all the confidence that they will be together for a while. Like it was really cute. I love that. And like she is, he worships her. It's great. Okay. So like they're the only unproblematic people. I just can't believe that the whole season was like.

every trailer, he's following me on Instagram. I know. It was the big drama of the season and it was nothing and it wasn't real and they're the only people who got married. Right, no, the fact that they're the only standing couple when after the pods, like, they were pretty much like... broken up over this is really crazy. And every couple was so strong. Next up. I also think one of the, one of the storylines that kept me interested.

up until the very end, was Dave and Lauren. And then at the reunion, I actually thought we got a lot of closure on. And she looked great. I actually really like her. She's really... She's grown on me. And he sat and he was just basically like, I found out a couple of weeks ago that like the guy who was saying all these things, I found out some things about him that really discredited him. And now I feel so stupid.

So he spent this whole year like still believing his friends and his mom and his sister. And now he's like, no, I found out a couple things like last month. And now I just. feel so and lauren was just like it didn't even make her feel better like yeah it was it was so little so late yeah i feel like he also just didn't even want to answer for like what he did on the show so he's like oh no you were right i saw it too late sorry

And Vanessa was like, well, what does your sister think about everything? You were so worried the whole time. Your sister, your sister, your sister. Your girlfriend, your sister. You're going to want to make out with your sister. Well, what does she think? And he was like, well, the whole reason she was so concerned was that she didn't want me coming off bad and getting a bad edit or whatever. And that's exactly what happened.

happened like I came off really poorly and I'm getting a lot of hate um so it's kind of like a self-fulfilling right that's what happens when you like are too concerned with how you overproduce you have to just be and if you're sometimes they do make a good person look bad and that's really unfortunate

But hopefully most of the time we can just see who a person is. Dave then also went on to say that like Lauren is the one that got away and he loves her. And Lauren was like, I don't believe you. Like literally it's been a year. I was like Ollie.

You didn't reach out to me until like a couple of weeks ago. And that was a theme with a lot of the couples. They did not talk. There was like a fallout after the wedding. They, you know, maybe talked or dated for a few weeks, but then they stopped talking and none of them started talking again until I think they knew the reunion was taping.

And so a lot of them want to make amends so that they don't look bad and have the person say things that maybe you told them in confidence pillow talk. Yeah, well, they shouldn't do that anyway. No. And so that was also a recurring theme. It was like the real throwing under the bus of a person that you claim to love, which I found to be like really disingenuous. So it happened a lot. And let me say this. There's kind of a theme going on with Sarah and Ben.

who's boy with the church and girl with the values. And then Virginia and Devin. I told you, they were having conversations about politics. And she shared that Devin did not want to have those conversations. On the show.

on the show um and so they had those conversations offline and it turned out to be like so different from hers and like they really couldn't match and that's a huge reason why she didn't um But then she said the weekend leading up to the wedding, like he was acting weird, like his mom got a wedding gift from her boss.

And it was a check for a thousand dollars. And like Devin didn't tell her about it, which is like really makes it seem like he's pocketing a thousand dollars. Like that's meant for both of them. Whereas he was like, no, like we didn't know if we were getting married. So like I was just holding on to this wedding gift in case we.

had a wedding or in case we didn't and I don't know I felt like like at that they were just trying to hurt each other you know like and it's sad because you said you loved this person and so with Sarah I'm like Her values, her values, her values, her values, her values, right? And that's a core part of who she is, whether you like it or not. That's who she is. Yeah.

So why would you say yes to this man? Like that to me is so disingenuous. Like it matters so much to you. It was the reason you did not want to marry him. And right before he even. proposed to you you said before you say anything like my values what do you think he's like yeah i'm willing to like grow yeah and like he wasn't on the same page as you and he didn't give a shit about any of it like you did so

Why are we even here? Like that is so annoying. When something that someone says in the pods is the reason why they don't end up together. When it's like you accepted that then, like the time to deal with it was then. If you're going to say. yes to an engagement like you are committed to working on it even if it's not something that's ideal for you but for it to be the thing that breaks you up like before you've even had a chance like giving this person a chance to change or grow like

I just feel like it's bad fate. Like then it was always a no. And by the way, they dated after Sarah and Ben. They dated after the wedding, even though at the wedding she was like, I don't. And he's like, I don't either for now. Like, I think we should still. I saw the clip of them. She was like, we'll see. We'll see. date and she was like we'll see

Yeah, I don't know about that. So I was like, okay, you know what? Like clean break. But so they still went on to date and she had this travel nurse contract in Nashville for a couple of months and they were like trying to decide what to do. So the day before she left, she said that they had a conversation that was like, you'll meet me in a couple of days. You don't need to.

bring your car you'll fly out we'll keep my car we'll spend however she's like any she's like stay for two weeks but you could stay for two months like whatever it is and then when i come back to minnesota we'll figure out our life together and he left that conversation allegedly saying we had broken up and so he never came to nashville she was like he ghosted me

I mean, how how are we seriously unless there's a language barrier? Like, it's just so frustrating. We didn't see that conversation. So so much of the reunion was like.

he said, she said about things we've never seen. And so like, I actually stopped caring pretty quickly. Yeah. But I just want to say, I think the, the person who was like committed to her, who then even dated her after she embarrassed him on TV with no cameras there. I don't think he was the one that ghosted her just using context clues.

I don't know. She did a better job of explaining. Like she had like actual, he was just kept saying, I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. And she was like, well, in the conversation, you said X, Y, and she had like real examples from this conversation. And he was just like, oh no, I thought we broke up.

Like, it was just such a lazy answer. Like, how do you think you broke up? She was like, what are you talking about? We decided you were going to leave your car in Minnesota and my car. Like, she had actual facts, details from the conversation. And...

And then she also had witnesses because she's like, then I had the 12-hour drive to Nashville and I called Taylor, who's Daniel's wife, and was talking about it with her. So she has other witnesses to corroborate her story. And he was just like the whole time like, I don't remember. I don't remember. That's so weird. He's literally been like so...

ride or die for her. So, so many things just didn't make sense. I'm like, you guys dated after? She should have never said yes to him. Like, it was just, it was so honestly uninteresting to me. But they liked each other so much, so like, she should say yes to him.

The final couple from the wedding is Monica and Joey, and they went really sideways. So she said no, and then he also was like, yeah, I'm not 100% there. I think they talked a little bit, dated a little bit after. tried to stay friends. Their problem was that they were never really able to get out of the friend zone. Like he was very goofy and funny and she was like, I didn't feel like you liked me.

And he was like, I did. But like, she's like, I had to beg you to like touch me. And like, that's humiliating. And she was like really mad. And then there was like drama where he was like sliding into Madison's DMs, all this off camera. And I seriously, he was like, no, I didn't. I ran into you at a bar. So they're talking like, it was a million things.

hadn't seen yeah i ran into madison at a bar we had this conversation and madison was loving finally anytime she was a part of a couple different dramas so whenever the people who um

were in the couples, got the majority of the reunion time. And then there was a second couch with like Molly, people who like didn't make it out of the pods, but still had drama. Meg, Mason, Alex, Ben Platt. And so whenever Madison was like plucked from the loser couch to- like talk she was like having her moment you know she had like screenshots in her titties and she was like so like living she was trying to have a moment I don't know

I do not believe one word that comes out of her mouth. No, because we've seen her lie. At least we know her to be a liar. She's so sinister. Like, I just, I couldn't... understand her so she got brought into the monica and joey drama she was like well you messaged me and i thought that was really she loves big words like manipulative oh one thing i wanted to say that i actually really appreciated lauren saying was like

to Dave I know you're getting like a lot of hate and I've seen like you know people calling you a narcissist and a manipulator and like I know what those words mean like you're not that like you're just like a dick but I didn't like me and like wouldn't just tell me that and instead blamed it on me I really appreciated her saying that because like this cast in particular loves big words.

And you're a manipulator. You're a narcissist. And she was like, you're not. You're just like an ass. But you're not a narcissist. And he was like, I really appreciate you saying that. I'm sure he's been getting like a lot of hate. Like just, you know, people, you're an abusing narcissist. Gaslighter. You're not.

Yeah, right. Like you're not. I just hate you, but you're not. You aren't the best. And Madison is very like that. She loves big words. And so she had called someone like manipulator. She called Mason a manipulator and everybody started laughing. Did you know Mason? He's like the weirdest person. Like he's not a manipulator. And so then they went to the loser couch to talk about like the Meg, Mason, Alex, Madison drama with a side of Molly.

And oh my God, the way I couldn't care. Like it was so, I'm sorry. Like the breakdown that you guys are looking for, you're not going to get it from me. Like all I have to say is losers. Like I can't, I don't. But trust Madison. I don't believe Madison. She had these like receipts that she pulled printed and like left in her bra and pulled it out. She thought she was having like a reality TV viral moment. She's such a try hard.

Her receipts, I'm sorry, proved nothing. She's like, I have proof that you said you hated Mason. And she goes on reading these weird conversations between her and Ben Platt. And he didn't say that. He quite literally didn't. So I just, I. could not stand. Megan Mason dated on and off for like the last year, but they really figured out that they're better as friends.

They did a reveal when they met for the first time. They had someone film them. It was really cute. They showed it to us. I really wish that they had worked out, but Meg totally had his back. It was Meg, Mason, and Ben Platt, who is Alex, all against Madison. couldn't believe she was like why is it that when a woman does something that a man does Jackie I couldn't fucking take it like she's seriously awful I can't stand like that it was just crazy what's Ben Platt up to he must be he did not say

One word. He had three seconds of time and he just used it to, but he also, I think they cut him out. There have been some like really crazy things said about him on social media. He's like a teacher and had like inappropriate relations, like really dark stuff. What's his name? Ben Platt, Mason, Alexander. Alex, yeah. Excuse me. Yeah, so I think they probably wanted to show as little of him as possible, and they did just that.

Okay, I'll have to dig in. So let me make sure I didn't miss anyone. Yeah, her armpit receipts. Oh, and then they were really wasting time being like the top five moments in Netflix's Love is Blind history. What do they have as number one? you are going to choke when you see. And that was like a good one, but that's not number one. They had Lauren and Cameron Hamilton as their reveal as number two. I'm sorry, that should have been number one.

They had the Megan Fox, Chelsea moment. That definitely is one. It was so annoying. Like, it was so annoying. What's the name of that guy from season one? but it was diamond and i don't remember his name but when they broke up in season one on the honeymoons like and he because because he did not share that he was bisexual which is something you have to share she just wanted to talk about it and then he like made fun of her way and left it was and she made fun of him

go get on another dick boy. That was like actually one of the craziest moments ever. That is the number one moment is the fact that they won't be honest about that. It didn't even make top five. Like you're not serious about this countdown. Then they had this collage of Minnesota Vikings. They filmed themselves talking to the Love is Blind cast. It was so stupid. And then the craziest thing happened. Okay.

Someone who we love, and this is not a slight against him, Alex Warren, performed. Oh, I didn't know it was Alex Warren. So Alex Warren, who was, we were talking about him on the show a couple of weeks ago, former Hype House member turned like Lewis Capaldi singer. He sings like a bunch of songs you guys definitely know. They were like, for our first time ever, we have a performer. So not only was the performer not in the room with them, it was like a prerecorded video that Alex.

Alex had like singers and dancers and they were all doing it in the pods. Like it was so weird. Like one drummer was in one pod and Alex was in another pod. On a completely different stage. It wasn't live. So you see the cast like dancing. They're watching it on a TV. Like it was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's insane.

I don't even know how to recap it. It was a cool music video for Ali. It was a music video. It was edited. It was not live. Was it a new song? Had you heard it before? Yeah, I had. It's from TikTok. It's like... Head is up in the clouds. You know that one? I don't know. Probably. I'm familiar with him. Whatever. It was like a good performance. No shade. I like that moment for him. Like a huge global stage. But what on earth. That's really crazy.

And that was another thing that happened this whole season was like the music was so amazing. They were playing Gracie Abrams. Wrecking ball. Talk about a less worthy group for this soundtrack. Like there wasn't a moment this season that I was moved, that I laughed. It was horrible. And I'm sorry. They.

They literally gave the worst look into like life in the Midwest. I don't think they should ever return to the Midwest because the people were horrible. Everything was horrible. Thank God we got Taylor and Daniel. It was just horrible. And every single person, what I learned from the reunion.

Every single person turned out to be somebody completely different than they were on the show. That's so frustrating. Joey, the big golden retriever, he's messaging Madison. I don't know if they all made each other look bad. all just like we're acting but it was really fucking annoying to like I left hating everyone

yeah I feel like this season loses a lot of credibility because only one couple got together I feel like you could have you know explained away the boring like okay it's not the greatest but like if true love was found it was just because these are like boring people who want to find love but because it wasn't even that it's like so what did we all just watch And I'm sorry, like these outfits. Devin, did you see what Devin was wearing?

Jackie, they looked so crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. The reason why this season was so bad was because it was this group of extremely ordinary, extremely uncool, extremely uninteresting, extremely not stylish. Like, they were just...

dreadful I know but like dreadful things also are sometimes why it's great like it's just regular people and it has to you have to be like regular to really want this to work otherwise you're coming on for the fame if you know and you're I I don't know it's a delicate balance And hated every minute.

Every minute of this season. And I'm literally filing a class action lawsuit against Netflix for my time. I already lost an hour with daylight savings when I think of. Oh, and you know my ass. I skipped through that wedding episode so fucking hard. I watched the whole reunion because like they did a good job of making the trailer look.

like it was going to be interesting oh my god biggest waste of my fucking time like seriously I'm so sorry to any if I like influenced anybody to watch it because my recaps were so funny yeah and I'm sorry that's like kind of the blessing and the curse of being this funny but all in all it was like less than a month total of

TV because we started that week that you were here. And so it was like three weeks. That's good. They did too much. I hope they learn from this season. They really need to cut down the wedding episodes. And there were four weddings, not even a lot. Cut down the pods.

two hours, cut down the pods. Like honestly, if there's so much happening after the season, like pick up your cameras. And also if producers are producing people and there's say a love triangle or a square, encourage everyone to get engaged. I want to see all four people from the square and the honeymoon. I want to see each other. When we spent so much of the pods talking about Meg, Mason, Alex, and Madison, and they were not in Honduras.

Best dynamics are when people who were between two people see the other person. Barnett and Jessica. Jessica and... No, but Jessica wasn't in... Wait, but that lake? The party at the lake? Yeah, the lake. That was a good season. It was an amazing season. Oh, that was another moment. That was another moment that was in the top. Exactly. So another moment that was in the top five, Jackie, was at the lake party. Oh, no. Before the lake party.

Jeremy getting his Apple watch left in the car. Remember? Oh my. Yeah. She ate him up. That was a good. They shouldn't have done that because it really highlighted. There wasn't one noteworthy moment this season that even compares to any of the moments from the top. That's really what I will say. Encourage the triangles and the rhombuses to all come. We can partner swap when we get there, but that's what's best. And the fact that there was a square and no one got together, Mason, Madison, Ben.

Cut the whole thing. I don't want to watch it. Yeah. So. Okay. Now it's time for White Lotus.

Jackie and I both had two episodes to catch up on. I don't even know what to say. Nothing happened. I was so bored. The only redeeming quality of the show is two things. One, I love that little girl group. I love how they all operate. The conversation about politics was so...

funny and then when she sees him like talking shit about her like i think that like that's actually very real and mike white has said like no i was on vacation i saw these like three women and every time one of them got up they started talking about the girl who left like it's very real i actually really like it um And the dad, Thomas Ravenel. The dad is my favorite character.

And also now I've learned more about him as like a person in real life. Like he wore a hostage pin to the Brits. Like this man is amazing. He's Jewish. I love him so much. Lucius Malfoy is Jewish. And he's literally like Lucius is like a Nazi. Like he has white hair. I think he's like. I think there's definitely something Nazi like about the Malfoys. Like that's like.

I love him and I it hurts me to see him going through it like oh my god he's such a good actor I have such a pit every time he comes on stage I'm like anxious for him I just want things to work out for him like I want him to have his freedom and his money and his house and like it just hurts like the person that I love the most is really suffering. And now with drug addiction, he picks up a gun. The lorazepram is so funny.

Parker Posey is a real highlight of the show too. I think they're definitely trying to like replicate the Jennifer Coolidge, you know, funny older woman with her and she's doing a really good job.

Everything else, like, my God, is so dreadful. The characters are so stupid. And I liked Guy Tuck, and I wanted him and Blackpink Girl to get together. I was rooting for him, but he's an idiot. And he shouldn't be in charge of the gate.

No, and like what happened to the gate at first, I was like, you know what? You were merely a victim. But when you left the gun out and then the gate opened to go take your girlfriend back to the dance. No, he's so unfocused. Like this is a. big hotel like you're the you're the the person in charge the first line of defense no and the fact that when she came in he leaves the gun on the table it's literally pointing directly at her that felt like ominous you know

Well, that's how the whole season opens with a shooting. It's like that's how the gun gets into the hotel. That's what we're learning. Is it that gun? I assume it is. I feel like there was a lot of shots in that. opening scene and how many bullets was a little gun right I don't know like I don't even know I know these are the questions we're supposed to be asking the couple with the snakes I forget their names like

Morty. Rick and, yeah, they're my least favorites. I hate them. Like, I hate everyone. Yeah, I hope that Saxon and the Girl in the Pink get together. I ship them. The little brother and then Gary's girlfriend. And Gary's girlfriend. Oh, got it. Because like she deserves to have like a life of fun with someone who's like wealthy and. We'll treat her right. Well, he's not wealthy anymore, so she won't stay long, but they're having fun. What is she doing with Gary?

They dropped the R slur. And that doesn't happen a lot. And it was very powerful. That was funny. When he's talking to his lawyer, he's like, are you fucking? And I was like, oh, you don't hear that word a lot. So when you do, it does hit comedically because it's so out of left field. And you're not expecting time.

Thomas Ravenel to say oh my god when he was sitting on the deck of the boat having drink after drink like looking talking about how his dad was the governor no no not in that scene when he's at the bar next and then like Greg comes over and he's like the way he's like just sitting there it's Thomas Ravenel

Well, when he talks about how his grandfather was the governor, I'm like, oh, that's Thomas Ravenel. He is Thomas Ravenel, and it's crushing. And I love Thomas Ravenel. It's crushing. Me too. He's the best character. I love great things for Thomas Ravenel.

I'd like to see Belinda who works at the hotel in Hawaii, like putting things together. Okay. But why does she keep looking at her robe and being spooked? Oh, I don't. Oh, was she looking at her robe? I thought she was looking at like that part of the room. Why does she keep looking at that part of her room and being spooked?

I think there's like a spooky vibe coming from there. What? I don't know. Like what? I literally don't know. And how are we supposed to pick up on that? I just want to say I hate this show. Like I was in so much physical pain watching it. Like. To not pick up my cell phone every 10 seconds was a true test of my faith. But when you pick up your phone, like it makes it worse because then you actually have no idea what's going on. So I didn't pick up my phone, but I did pause to pick up my phone.

Watching the first episode seriously took me two hours. I think it was an hour long. And then for the second episode, I did it like turned off the lights and curled. Like I watched it curled up because I'm not on my phone curled up. So I was able to power through better. But you really have to mentally prepare. Oh, and the daughter. Oh, my gosh. Piper. Piper.

Yeah, it's like she's worried about like her year abroad. I'm like, girl, there will be no year abroad. Like she's so self-centered and like the mom's going to withdrawals. The dad's on drugs, going to jail. She really thinks she's better than all of them. But if she wants to spend the year abroad, then her dad could be. Be like, oh, cool. I'll stay with you. Yeah. Oh, he might be her get out of jail free card. Yeah, I feel like he might be aligned, actually. Yeah, yeah. That's a good call.

Yeah. Like, I just don't care about any of these people. Are we missing anyone? It's a three girls, Rick and Morty, the Ratliffs. Belinda. Belinda. Then Guy Took and... For some reason, I don't know one person's name in the show except Guy Took. That's because he wears a pin, a name pin.

Wait, when he thought he was getting promoted and they're like, dude, you literally let in a robber. Like you're lucky to get fired. No, but the fact that I thought he was getting fired or at least like demoted to maybe concierge, like someone whose job it is to just be friendly. He would be amazing at that. And instead they. Give this guy a gun. Totally.

So I hate the show. Oh, and then the girls are going into town. And what's going to happen with Valentin and his friends? It's not going to be good. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. And like partying with your butler, like how desperate are you? No, she's so sad. Yeah, the Bridget Moynihan. Yeah. Like your boyfriend doesn't answer you for one day and like you're spiraling out in Thailand. It's quite fun.

And then they send her to the geriatric pool. That was funny. That was funny, but she's seriously really scary. I feel like she could be the one with the gun. All three of them are really scary. Like, I don't know who I like and who I don't like. I definitely don't like the one who lives in New York. Of course she's like the least likable one. She's the worst. Yeah.

Um, Leslie Bibb, like, is unoffensive. Like, she just doesn't really do or say anything. But she is scary, too, because she's, like, so buttoned up that you think she's gonna, like, she could crack. A burst. Yeah. And then I love Leslie Bibb as an actress. Me too. I am having a hard time separating the art from the artist. I'm inclined to like her character. And then a Bridget LA girl is just dreadful. And just so fake. Holier than thou. Yeah.

Like soulless almost. So like these recaps are interesting because the show does a really good job of like creating these really developed characters and you learn more about them as time goes on. But in terms of entertaining, like I'm watching a show for things to happen. No, and like these recaps are interesting because we, what, did eight minutes talking about like...

the things that happened but i watched right eight minutes i watched two hours i watched over two hours of content for eight minutes of interesting that's why it's hard to do what we do you try being a tv recapper for a day

Try it. I just finished work and it's 519. I just finished White Lotus and it's 1119. It's literally midnight. Okay, well we gotta get this episode up and out because everybody needs to know everything.

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