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No, but like I didn't know that you wear this sweater. Like I love this sweater.
Interesting I actually wear that sweater all the time on the toast, but I guess you're not like noticing me.
Or I just see it like I see a white collar sweater and I don't realize like it's the exact same one that we're that sympathic.
So we are so oh my god, I have to yell at you for something. What'd I do? So we took a little date trip yesterday, you Ben and I, for a little secret project. We had a meeting. And so of course we had like a thirty-minute drive to the meeting, so before the meeting we had to get snapped. And we got a bunch of stuff, like turkey sandwiches, uh croissant, some other stuff. And we ate it all. You were eating it in the backseat.
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Okay.
And we ate it all and we like left it in the bag, right?
Yourself.
There was a key.
Okay, but like not my garbage'cause I brought mine into the meeting and then Ben.
Her garbage. But you were s you were sitting in the backseat and you left a bag of garbage. I got into the car this morning with a bag that had been left overnight in the heat with quiche, tuna sandwiches. It was our lunch and you were sitting in the backseat where the garbage. When we were leaving the car.
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I didn't even know that was a garb. I didn't know there was anything in there. Sure. You guys went shopping, there was like market goods in there.
That was different. 100%. We procured the food and you left the tuna in my car overnight.
There was no tuna. Ben ate the other half of my sandwich.
Okay, you know.
Garbage.
There's a bait right there, I brought it. There was a big thing of garbage.
I had no garments.
Food.
I don't
Our food. No, we got the food. It was our food.
You and Ben got the food. I wasn't with you.
for all of us.
And you gave me my sandwich and I handled my sandwich. You gave me my sandwich and I handled my sandwich.
It was a group thing. Like if you want to be now independent, like out on your own.
I have to throw away your garbage?
Garden.
Garbage wasn't in there.
You were in the back with the garbage and you left it in the back.
Your garbage that I didn't even know was garbage'cause you had like canned tuna in there that like you bought from the market
No we didn't. No we didn't. That was a different back.
I didn't I didn't go through the bags while I was sitting back there.
Well when you were living the car, like you take all the trash.
I didn't know it was trash. You guys went marketing.
Okay.
I know you wanna blame this on me, but you just have to concede it's not I I handled my business.
But like it's not your business when we all had lunch together. Like it's our
So we blitzed together.
St. Ambrose Market.
Without me. You guys went without me.
We bought lunch for all of us while you were shopping. We all bought lunch. From the same place, we all ate it together. Like
It's lunch. We didn't eat.
Two plans. Well she brought uh the other half of her sandwich to the meeting.
I played the French at the meeting.
It was...
My lunch was like all the
Move yourself from the
I handled my life.
Move yourself from the lunch.
I know you want someone to blame. What?
Someone to blame.
And unfortunately, I guess you can't blame them because he was driving. Correct. It's you.
No, no, it's you, sweetie, it's you.
Literally couldn't be less me.
Back see. A hundred percent yeah.
I don't know what's in those bags that you guys threw in the back. It's your car.
We're all eating lunch.
I ate my lunch alone.
Removing your lunch from the group.
I ate my lunch alone.
It was a group lunch. It was one receipt. Like we all bought lunch together and we all like ate it together. So my car smelled like food this morning. That's what I've been up to.
Well I'm sorry that that happened to you because you didn't throw your own.
Through your fault. Yeah.
But it's not my fault.
Don't worry about it!
It's not my fault. I'm not gonna wear that. Because aware of that.
Don't worry about it.
You should be worried about not knowing how to accept responsibility.
Not worried. I'm not worried. Ben did buy like literally like canned sardines. We went to like um It's like a like a a mark it was like I keep calling it St. Ambrose. What is it? Like a
I don't know where he went because I wasn't there.
It's um yeah no we got lunch for you while like you were shopping. You're welcome first of all.
No, I know, but I don't know where you went.
Yes, yes, thank you. You do know where we went. Okay. Bilbo K and like so we we bought all the food and then like I'm leaving. Like we're done. And Ben's like, wait, I have to go back in. I'm like, what? And he leaves me in the hot spati car, first of all. I'm dying, like eating a croissant. He comes out with the biggest shopping bag of like
They should make a store called Smelly Disgusting Foods and like Ben would be the CEO of it. He bought canned sardines, canned tuna, uh$40 mustard. Like it was one of those specialty food stores.
It's like a jar. What was in that jar? Artichoke?
Oh no, I guess sardines are like canned.
Yeah. No it was it looked like a jar of like, you know Something.
It was like all the most disgusting food in the world sold in one store. It's and they didn't even realize when they like when Ben walked in that they met his map.
At least bring that into the house? Of course. Oh, okay. What's he gonna make with it?
I don't even know what it is!
So you're saying he went into the back?
That that wasn't in the back, that's what I'm saying.
Yes it was. I was sitting next to that.
It's a brown bag and the food was a white bag.
I saw a bag of food, I was looking for a sweet treat.
The bum bag was in the front and the white bag was in the back. And the white bag was huge, like full of garbage.
Never saw a white bat. I never even saw I saw two brown bats.
You need to be a little bit more aware. Like who's around us?
Aware of the garbage.
Huge wipeout.
You're telling me Ben went into the back seat, got the things that he brought from the market.
The market bag was up in the front with me.
No, it wasn't because remember I got into the back seat and I said, Is there a sweet treat in here? I'm like, Oh no, I don't want like yellow belly tuna.
The brown bag I believe I brought it in, like it was with my purse in the front seat.
What was the food in the back?
GORBI!
No, no, no, but I saw the cans of tuna. Remember I said? No. I was like, what's this yellow belly tuna? He got like belly tuna. And I saw the cans of artichoke.
The Kansas Art Chokes made its way.
So someone brought those in and willfully ignored the other bags. I rest me.
Backseat responsibility. Anyways, today's episode is gonna be like, you know, quick and easy.
Okay.
I don't have a lot to add. Didn't really do much yesterday, didn't play Maj, was like being a businesswoman. We had a photo shoot, which was like devastating.
Well we did a lot yesterday. No, we had a photo shoot, we took a meeting, we got a contentious lunch apparently, even though I love
It wasn't contentious.
I split it with Ben, I brought it to the meeting, everyone was laughing.
walked into a meeting with the tuna sandwich, like like not even in her purse, like holding it like
I know because I ha well, because you gave it to me in the car but I could not eat in the back seat of the car. So I and this li sandwich looked amazing, so I brought it in and you know, I could have used a chip with my meal and thank they had like a little when we walked into the meeting they had a little basket of snacks so I was able to Pair my sandwich with a plantain chip.
And then also when we walked into the meeting, I sat down in my chair and I didn't realize that the chair had wheels and I just sort of like rolled backwards a little. Into a plant, like a big potted plant.
It was huge.
And the potted plant like literally fell over onto the ground. Um, it was deeply humiliating. Like just walking in, I just I kept thinking like laughing to myself, thinking about what we looked like as a.
Walking in with our sandwich and All the sitting down, not even high, just like oh you have chips. Good I was looking for a chip. Then Glaudia takes out in the furniture.
Humiliating.
Like we we don't even like say hi, we just like bumble in.
Yeah, seriously funny stuff.
Really, really funny.
Um but then we also had a photo shoot yesterday which like was upsetting.
Oh.
It's okay.
It's like... I know. Like I feel like try being an influencer for a day. Like having to like have all these body image issues and then like consistently be
Not even like.
Photograph, paparazzi, like it's exhausting. I told Jackie, like, next time we launch merch, like we're generating AI images of us in the merch. Like, I can't take it out.
I wanna Photoshop these pictures so hard that like we go viral for how Photoshop job. Let's do it. I think that we will. No, the goal was to get like one suitable photo. Yeah, yeah, just one and I think we achieved.
Yes, yes. And it's like that's what we have to do as business women. But like it's
It is exhausting. It's not just like body image issues, which like we all have. It's like child bearing. Of course it's not fault. It's like we're trying to do these major things and then we also have to do a photo shoot. Like seriously stop. No. Maybe just the merchant.
Why don't you guys just like give grace in the comments, okay?
Yeah. No the the pictures are gonna be amazing, but it was the process of getting there.
Yeah. And like I wonder if regular models regular, I mean real models, like do they sweat? Like I feel like anytime I'm on set of a photo shoot, like changing clothes, like running around like I'm oh he's getting like so hot and like sweaty. And I just can't really imagine like real models getting sweaty because they're like they're so skinny.
I think they move at a sl sl slower pace. I feel like shoots usually take all day. Credit to us, we did our shoot in under an hour. Like we shot all of our items in under an hour. Most people, you know, they like to
Dilly dally.
Extend the day, they're paid by the hour.
Mm-hmm. We are not hourly.
No. No, no, that's like the opposite.
No, I know but it right.
Yeah, we're salaried. So we moved swiftly. I love
Like I just think that like salaries are amazing. I hope everybody gets the salary that they want. I'm sending salary dusts to everyone here today. Yeah. Just love like when I see my salary come in, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Don't you find it?
Yes.
More salaries in 2026. Salary like always puts a smile on my face. Yeah. Like, look at us. We're like, we're giddy. Like salary.
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It's not a good thing.
It's not.
What did you call it? What is it? Celery and carrots? The French word?
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Micropo. Micropel.
Like the aromatics, like
Yeah, when you do that in the pot, that's the micropot.
But um that doesn't sound familiar, but you know what I'm talking about.
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has a place.
Like if you meet someplace early in the day and then like you cook at dinner time, it's a breeze. Absolutely. Life's a breeze.
Most of the breeze when you have a salad.
Yeah, but then you have to have a photo shoot.
Did you feel like there's like a weird vibe in the air?
It's very hot in here.
Do you remember when um we were in the Hamptons two summers ago and we were like acting so crazy? So we thought the house had mauled.
That house a hundred percent had mold.
In retrospect.
Actually can't convince me otherwise. I agree. But like it takes weeks. We didn't do it, but it a hundred percent had been
It's affecting our state of mind. Yeah, that's the thing. I feel a little moldy today.
That's what mold does. And I do feel like kids were getting sick. We were only there for a month.
That's enough to leave a lasting impact.
No, it's just it's hot in here, it's raining outside. Oh yeah, what's that? I don't know, but it was hard because it was like I need my sunglasses on but now it's like really dark.
So like the the sunglasses and like the rain, you know when it's like gray out and it's like so bright but there's no sun to be had.
And then like I put my sunglasses down and I'm like, okay, well I'm driving in the dark.
Yeah, right.
But then I take it off and I'm like, Well I'm ruining my Botox by squinting so hard. And so
And when you have photoshoots like you can't be doing that.
And then I also like struggle with like how strong to have my windshields go. Do you change them all the time?
Yeah when I but yes, but when I was driving here today it wasn't actively raining so I didn't have them
Oh okay,'cause I'm looking at other people, I'm like, you guys don't even have your windshields going. I have mine at a four.
It's like a flex to like have it on a very low or a zero, being like, I can see, like rain is whatever. Okay, I can't. Yeah. I just I hate that shit. Even Ben I'm like, Can you turn the windshield wipers on? I think it's like a very guy thing to be like, Windshield wipers, like whatever. I
Like when I'm driving I turn them up to a four'cause obviously the rain comes down harder, but then I'm at the stoplight and it's actually like not raining, so I turn them off. I literally am changing my windshield volume every two minutes.
It's like a girl thing. You think I think it's a gendered.
I think I'm just an overthinker.
No no I'm telling you like it's a girl thing.
Maybe if I were distracted, I wouldn't be noticing like my windshield's going and there's no rain. Like I would just not notice. And then, like, if you focus on them too hard, I'm like it is a turn this racket down. It's vertigo. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a struggle. But I made it here. It got it's it did stop raining along the way, which I always helped before. Like the rain, driving in the rain. Less than
Um what are stories like today?
You know what just a lot of topics that we've been covering, some updates.
Yeah.
Yeah, developing I would say. I think people will be pleased. It's the hot topic. I would say, like the things that people want to hear about, but who knows, you guys always complain about everything. Like too much summer house.
Who's no such thing?
Copper's Bell Burden. Like what's Coppers Bell Burden? Educate yourself.
Hopper's Bell Burden, are you even listening to anything we say?
No, like they're they don't care about the book or the anything but like
Oh, I like how it's like before I read the book, everyone loves it. Claudia, you need to read it. Then I read it. Everybody's like, Can we stop talking about coppers?
I can't forget.
Like seriously you're
It's like we try to do like a different story. Not something like so fucking brain. And like
I'm gonna get in trouble.
But I had fun.
A thousand percent. And like we will always have Coppersville Burden. Can you say the same?
No, and like we're just trying to like switch it up sometimes.
No, and we're actually actively trying to like broaden our horizons and like just become better, more well-rounded individual.
Yeah.
No get on board.
It's good for the show.
I have to tell you something. I don't know if you know about this, but like people are freaking out so Kiki Palmer is like
What? Sean Evans.
Oh my god, I I didn't know if like that had like left TikTok yet.
Um I'm right on top of that Rose.
Yes, okay!
Yeah. So I would say the stories are in tune with what's necessary.
That's good.
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Story. Wes Wilson is allegedly not returning to Summerhouse. What? So insiders are saying that he has not been asked back for next season of Summerhouse after Sierra reportedly made it clear that she would only return if he didn't.
Let's
And producers ultimately chose Sierra over West, allegedly.
Oh my god, okay, I didn't know like we were making casting decisions yet, so I wasn't even thinking about these
I think we're not
I just want to say if this is true, let's let's operate under the assumption that it's true. This is such a slay on Sierra's behalf because I'm sure part of Sierra didn't even want to return and doesn't need to. But the fact that she has the power to take the one thing that he cares about most in this world away, which like is his fame, and she decided to do it. Like I love.
That. Okay, but also there's like a spin-off show happening. Um, that's filming another like Summer House some Ozarks.
Right.
Yeah. So like he sort of has his next job.
Oh.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't think she can like stop him from being famous. I'm shocked that she wants to go back. Like, what's there for her anymore except to like mess with West? But like, are we still messing with West?
Because that defeats the whole purpose. Like this person has made it clear time and time again how little he cares or respects you, but you're gonna still spend so much of your time, energy.
You're gonna give your whole summer to this show just to stick it to?
I hope not. Or she like likes the show and it's like all good. You know, like we were talking about like the Ariana Maddox pipeline, whereas like I think that she's getting a lot of opportunities, but not like retirement and stuff. Like when Ariana was on that road, it was so clear like
She has max one season left. Like it was just not I feel like Sierra is like still very much operating at this high level within the Bravo universe. I don't feel like she's exceeded it yet. So I don't think she's out of place yet where she can't, you know, can successfully turn it down and like has a million opportunities. She definitely has like a lot going on.
I think after dancing with the stars, like things might change. Like it hasn't really all started yet. Um and I think that will be really huge for her. But I agree, no, being on the show it's never sometimes you can like
Leave and
It gives you time back and you can do more, but it's never gonna really hold you back. Like it's And it's prime time.
It's not even the summer, it's the week
It's the weekends of the summer, you're on a major television show, like great.
Yeah, it's true. It's like a low lift.
Yeah.
And I do feel like the more seniored you are, like you do get away with like Lindsay Hubbard barely shows up like the last couple of seasons. Like I do think you get a little bit more runway and like flexibility in your schedule. Amanda and Kyle were always like missing weekends to like go to weddings and stuff.
And then do you think in terms of like plot line, having Sierra in the house over West and Amanda is more interesting? No.
It's more just. Like and I'm more just and I'm all for justice. So it's like yes, justice means Sierra gets the house. But like terms of shit I want to watch. Like I wanna see those two lunatics. Like they're insane. They're crazy people. And they don't give a f
They're crazy people. Also, people really were shocked that like we're actually believing that they didn't sleep together until after the statement.
be hard pressed to believe that they're still lying because that would mean you're some of the dumbest people on the planet, like dumber than you've
I know, and I've already realized like you're so dumb. You're extra dumb. You're incredibly dumb. But are you before we get dumb?
I was watching a clip of West on his podcast and Sophie, his co host, was like, Let's talk about Jesse. Do you regret lying to Jesse? And Wes was like, I regret the lying of the like the part of this that I regret the most is the lying, mostly because I have no credibility now. Like no one's ever gonna believe anything I say when like I've literally have a track record of lying to the faces of people that I love and trust most in this world.
So like yeah, I don't know why we would believe him, but I would be shocked if they're still lying. That's so dumb.
I know. And this is what I'm always trying to say is like don't lie because then when you need people to believe you, they won't. And also like don't lie'cause it's like morally and ethically wrong, but it's It's for the next time, you know, it's for when you need to be believed. Like he has zero credibility. Why would we believe anything that he says? So yeah, I don't know if I'm naive or I just like actually can't believe that someone would be so like
Stupid and lie. Everything is online. People have photos, videos of everything, like text messages, receipts. Like it if they are still lying, I would be shocked.
Yeah, I would too. So I I'm gonna believe. And they're also just everything they're doing is weird. So like, yeah, it would be weird that they didn't have sex until two weeks after.
Agreed, but also the the lie that they're telling that they didn't sleep together till after the statement doesn't make their situation any better. It really doesn't. It's just like a
It actually makes it worse because they blew up their whole lives for someone that they've never actually like been intimate with. And like you don't know if you really like. Like you did all that, took all that risk for.
But I guess they're saying like we are going to be doing this. Sorry, but we're going in Not like we've been doing it and uh but it's a bit of both. I don't think the library
People have no reason to believe.
The lie that they're telling doesn't absolve them of anything. I don't feel any sort of way that they slept together after the statement versus before. Like that doesn't move the needle for me at all. So if that's like the big lie, it's a waste of their breath.
Agree, but they're so obsessed with the timeline. Like maybe
I thought they were so obsessed with the timeline because they feel like the timeline vindicates them in some way.
Not having had it an official affair.
Yes, and it doesn't like I under even if the timeline is as they say it is, it doesn't vindicate them from anything they've been falling in love for.
And so West it being off the show leaves us with Amanda or no?
I would think no. You think Amanda's gonna go into the lines and without Wes.
Right.
And if I w were Sierra I would have said without West and Amanda.
But this is all just...
¶ West's Podcast and Lexi Apology
Put them both out of rumors. Rumors. Yes, this is rumors and
Ha ha ha ha.
Um
It's weird that like West has this podcast. I was just watching a clip where it's like we're hearing from the source, it has three likes. Like it's like it's not making an impact. I don't know why. He's this like random sports podcast where he goes and talks about the Summerhouse drama. Like I don't get it.
Feel bad for Sophie Cunningham, his co host.
I mean I don't'cause I feel like if there's show history listeners now, it would have had one before. So like
But it's like she threw in with this guy who just like wound up being the worst person to
Yeah, but let's let's say you're starting a podcast with like someone you like kind of know and like the week before you launch your podcast, like he's involved in literally like the biggest pop culture scandal. People are racing to podcasts for their takes and, you know, interviews, and you've got the guy.
Yeah. It's kind of major. I guess. But it sh I don't know. It just feels like
She's like, I just came here to talk about sports
Yeah.
I can't remember asking about Jesse Solomon.
Jesse Solomon.
Truly, after he apologizes to Lexi Wood.
Yeah.
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I need an apology like that we were so gaslit into like like everyone saying that we were wrong about our take.
We took so much heat for Lexi.
I would do it again and again and again. I don't know how people watch that and our team helps. And her team house.
Everyone. Amanda. Uhhuh. Everyone.
Sierra.
Everyone.
Shut up! The whole house is a little bit more.
That's true.
And we uh
¶ Kyle's Theory on West's Motives
Also, Kyle Cook is responding to threads about theories about Amanda and West, saying that he believes that West hitched his wagon to Amanda after their divorce. So on threads there was like
So much is happening on the
No, I'm never downloading it but I hope everyone's having fun over there. It looks interesting. There's a couple
It does.
Yeah. But anyway, someone on threads was like, Here's my theory about like what happened and what Wesw Wilson was doing. He saw that Amanda was like having a summer where she was probably going to emerge from the season as the Ariana Maddox victim. Like everybody loves her'cause she's gonna be like the scorned woman rising from the ashes. And so like he hitched his wagon to that person.
Got really close with her and then sort of like fell into this situation. But it was all born of the fact that he was trying to like capitalize on what she was going to be.
I love it
Of the and then Kyle responded and Lindsay responded. Lindsay responded like nailed it. Got it. And Kyle responded, Of all the theories, this is what I believe. Just look back and did a rewatch of my street interview on April first.
I discuss this very concept and refer to him trying to be a knight in shining armor and saying that and saying what women want to hear in part three of Adam Glynn's videos on TikTok. He hitched his wagon to Amanda and as someone referred to it on Reddit, he whitenighted too far.
Okay, not Kyle reading Reddit, he needs to calm down. So I like the theory, like in i the base of the theory just being like West is this like desperate th desperate thirsty loser, like who will do anything to be famous. I do think the theory gives him like a little too much credit in terms of like being that strategic. Like I don't think he's that smart. Um but I do like Not enough people are talking about how like why this West thing is so crazy for a million reasons is because
Outside of West and his like, you know, summer house drama, he's like always on the internet being like a woman's advocate. I don't know if you've seen that. And it's like it's always those guys who are like the worst. Just a Maldoni, you know, like Tony can start. Sorry. But it's always like the feminists that are like like literally beating women, like metaphor.
Um
That's also what makes this situation so crazy. And I feel like Kyle kinda said that in like a backwards way. I don't know if he meant to. But I don't I don't like this theory, I just wanna say.
Yes. No, but I could see I don't know how they got to the point of like falling in love and had an affair, but I could see over the summer where he was like, everyone's going to like love everyone
with her. Like let me support the person that everyone's going to love. I feel like people do that in general. If you see someone is in an argument, you support the t side that's right because you want to be on the right side. But I do I could see it having been like a little strategic of like I'm going to support like this victimized woman.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Now we see it through this lens.
Because like in the middle of the summer we started hating them. Um but if we had seen when Kyle says to Amanda Fuck you and then Wes brings his chair and There's our menus the way the internet would have loved that
No, it's true.
Love that. So he was whether it was intentional or not, like was Playing into that and he was would have been on to something if he hadn't so fucked it up.
That's true.
Her too, I will never get over the generational fumble. I will never because Sierra I mean Amanda was supposed to be the the Sierra Ariana of this season. Yeah. And now
It had started in the
Now she's the sand of all.
It's insane. Far from grains.
No, it's insane. It is.
Like you would never catch me being so stupid.
Are your feelings for West really stronger than a couple million dollars?
Not even a couple million, like ten million dollars maybe
Are they stronger than that?
You two have to be married forever. The only way for this to have ended up okay is we come back in five years and you guys are still together. We come back in ten years you guys are.
Net net, I would say like that's the financial loss here. Ten million dollars over time.
I agree. Not even over time.
The brand deals that she was dooming that she's no longer doing the one she would have done as the season continued to get worse and worse for Kyle and she's and then the reunion when she has her like moment throughout the summer, everything like throughout like this next summer, like and then plus probably her dancing with the stars probably Oh and is she gonna be on the show anymore? That paycheck ends. Right.
Right.
She should go on trade there's'cause we never know what she's
So true. Even at the reunion, she's just so stoked.
Well, people are saying she looks medicated and I would agree. Yeah. Well, she is medicated. She has shared that, but she looks numbed. Yeah.
¶ Beta Blockers and Reunion Stress
Yeah.
Whatever those are.
I mean, one thing about me, I have no idea when I made a blocker.
I don't know what it is either. I always thought it would be like a Xanax, but it's not.
No, no, Chloe Kardashian um like was talking about it once and it's just like Like all of your cells. Like it's just like it's like a neutralizer.
Could you ask chat what it is? Like I would like
not knowing, but yeah.
Now that we're like servicing it, I don't know what it is. I just wanna know.
What's a beta blocker? What does it make you feel?
We need them.
A beta blocker is the type of medication that slows down the effects of adrenaline on your body. So it blocks beta receptors, mainly in the heart and blood vessels.
Ooh. So I guess if like you're having a performance it's good to take like before
So some people describe it as your brain being anxious, but your body not being able to rev up. Possible side effects include fatigue, dizziness, cold hands. Oh, I take beat a blockers. They're not sedatives and they're not intoxicating. Most people still feel mentally clear.
Okay.
They can be dangerous for people with athletes.
So they block your base.
So yeah, she's probably on like a bunch like she's definitely numbed. Yeah. As and people were saying like her pupils are dilated. I don't know about all that.
Right.
She's already a medicated individual and I'm sure she loaded up for this
Loaded up.
Yeah. Yeah, it's that's a huge source of stress, anxiety, and
Person who's not medicated would need to be med medicated like
Person who is medicated would probably just double up. Like because this is probably like the most stressful, anxiety-inducing thing a human being can experience in this day and age. Yeah. Like sitting there for the roast.
And it's it's literally thirteen.
Oh my god.
Miserable. And like in a full tight dress.
So like when people are saying they're not saying anything like what a like what do you want them to
I know they're probably just like butt munching, waiting for it to end.
Genuinely just took meds. They're sitting there like like the cardboard cutouts.
They do you know when like when like somebody smokes pot and they like get like anxious so they sit there in silence? Like that's what they both look like.
No, they their job was to show up. That's
And they it's true. The bare minimum. So um T B D if he doesn't return. Although I will say from like an entertainment perspective, like not love.
Agreed and I could see like Sierra not needing the show anymore. Yeah. So especially Dancing with the Stars would be in the fall, that she'll be back back up and running.
¶ Love Island's 'Keep It Kind' Message
Our next story, a little more reality TV news. Layusa. Love Island USA is asking fans to keep it kind on social media ahead of the season eight premiere. So Love Island USA.
about me is I hate the Love Island production team. Like I think that they're all like the worst people ever. Like this happened last season. First of all, I don't even know what they're referring to. Like did something happen or this is like a precursor.
I feel like it's a precursor because like last season things got out of hand who did they get out of hand towards? I don't rem like remember. But they had to they had to Huda. Was it that? Yeah. But that's for me it's like well you cast a crazy person to go under
Why did you cast a crazy person? You saved her time and time again. There's like three or four bonfire ceremonies where you sent home lovely people.
Yeah.
Yeah. Because you wanted to keep this crazy person. So like stop giving us crazy and like wanting us to react to it and then being mad at how we react.
Mm mad that we have a reaction to craziness. Yeah. Yeah.
They also are just like so like they are so tuned into like their fandom and their fandom is crazy and they let the fandom like run the show. So I like I love Love Island. I think that the production is like nutty. So what did they say this time? And what are they talking about?
I think they're just like, you know, trying to remind everyone because people do get so activated about the show in general. And I don't know if they started filming'cause it premieres June second so they probably have like the early episodes. And maybe like things are crazy already and we're gonna like hate someone. Hate someone and wanna bully them.
Yeah.
They posted The Villa runs on good vibes and so does this.
The biggest lie ever told, the villa runs on good vibes.
It w it runs on psychological. Crazy vibes, yeah. We love seeing your reactions, opinions, and debates, but everyone deserves to feel safe and respected. Yeah. This is a space for fun, not negativity. Sure. Literally, sure. Like you torture people, like a psychological
And the challenges are literally designed to humiliate people.
So keep it in mind, keep it positive, and remember this is Love Island.
And why don't you speak that statement into a mirror?
It's not Love Island. It's psychological warfare island. Yeah.
And like I'm just letting you know like I'm not listening to that'cause I'm gonna engage with the content you put out in whatever way I see fit. Like I just am. And if you don't want people to have like outsized reactions, why don't you keep the crazy people who to Mustafa off the television? She's so nuts. You see she released a song? Uh somebody said it's lash tech music and I seriously cracked that. Lash tech music.
What like when your finger?
Yeah, it's like it's music that only exists but like at the lash tag.
That's funny. Our spa like plays like instrumental versions of Sabrina Carbon.
Oh, our nail plays? Yeah. Yeah.
It's like what's that genre called? Like Bos Nova? No idea.
Like generic.
Bossa Nova.
I've never heard of that.
Basinova. Yeah you have. No. It's like the girl from Ippolita.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And then
Yeah, I know what you mean. Zuby, Zuby, Zuuu.
Boss and over.
It's a genre of music. It's so Loren Pastic.
Yes, it is. She literally I think one time she came on this show, that's why I know the word'cause I was like, What kind of music do you like? And she's like Bosanova. I'm like, okay.
You can leave.
Uh it's a relaxed style of samba.
Yeah, so they do like Samba Sambiana Grande, like or nail place.
Zombie on a carpenter. Yeah. It's like
Something about you feel like a danger.
Please.
Yeah. And that's Natuda's music sounds like. If Huda Mustafa has zero haters, like I've seriously passed away, you get my best term.
Yeah, he'll be fine.
She's all oh completely. He she's all over my like TikTok and stuff now because she released a song.
Yeah.
like an interview and be like, Yeah, we're really seeing an album and everybody's like, Okay
It took a while. Yeah. It's been a whole year.
Well she was busy um abusing her boyfriend and his baby mama.
Yeah.
That's obviously very con time consuming.
That is.
Oh yeah. I feel like that winter games really came and went.
Yeah, who won?
Was it a competition?
I would think so if it's games. I'll find out on Potster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
¶ Summer Love Island Recap Plans
Um so
That's great.
Okay. Well, La Yusa, a couple of days. Are you ready?
It's so much It's so much scheduling. Like it's so much infrastructure. But I will do my best. And like how do you think we're gonna be recapping La Yu said this summer? Like every day, once a week?
So the way that we did it last summer when we had guest co hosts, it would really be like every couple of days when the co host was watching. I feel like with you and I maybe at the end of every episode we'll do a lieu so recap if we're watching every night. Okay. It'll be really hard to wait till the end of the episode, but like we have to because not everyone watches. And like I wanna encourage people to not watch.
I know, but I really enjoyed all the content last summer and there were a couple of people being like, You guys cannot stop talking about anything but La Yusa. So this is like just your message. Like we are going to be recapping La Yusa if you'd like to join us. Like it's now's the time.
But I just wanna say, like, if it is really bad, and I thought last season was pretty bad, if it's even worse than that.
You thought last season was really bad? I feel like like it was really good.
No, it was real and like the production was so frustrating. Like sending home Jeremiah, sending home Hannah just when she has a connection with Peppa. Like it was infuriating. Like keeping Huda over and over again. So if it's really bad, I'm gonna stop watching. Like I'm I won't. Like I have a family and a full life and like I'm gonna give my time back.
It is an insane amount of content to ask people to watch. What is it, six hours a week?
Yeah. Well episodes are like more than And the way that it's filmed and like it's so slow. Yeah. So like I'm just letting you know. They have like to reach They have to reach a certain standard in order for me to walk.
It's important to keep your standard high. Yeah.
No no, I'm just um
As I get to say, putting them on notice.
I'm putting them on notice for sure. Are you ready for our next story?
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¶ Keke Palmer, Sean Evans Romance Rumors
Thank you, Tiry. Our next story Kiki Palmer romance rumors swirl with hot ones host Sean Evans after his crush confirmed. So Hot Ones host Sean Evans, who hosts Hot Ones, the show everybody loves, went on Kiki Palmer's podcast, and the two of them are sparking romance rumors after the two of them flirted throughout the
It's a really flirty episode. First of all, I ship so fucking hard. Because first of all, you know that Kiki Palmer is like one of the most um like most watched episodes of Hot Ones. She did like before the show really took off, she like really her episode put the show on the map and she was being so funny. So now I think she's the person who's been on the most times. It's like either two or three times.
And he's just like every time she's on, he like doesn't know what to do with her. He's like really dazzled by her and I feel like kinda shy, but he's like a little weird. So you're like, oh maybe. But then a couple of
We also thought like him and Chloe, right?
Well no, we we hoped. There was nothing there.
Like I feel like a couple times like'cause he's single and he has on these eligible beautiful women.
That's really thoughtful questions and I think a lot of times people end up just feeling very seen by him.
People were like, Is there something there? But nobody nobody ever really was talking about it. And then he went on chicken chop and she was like, Have you ever um like had a crush on any of your guests and he was like yes and she was like guessing and he was like giving clues like you know we shared this guest and she couldn't figure it out so he was just like Kiki Palmer and we were like, Oh, like we were we were onto something.
And now she had him on her podcast where they're literally just flirting for an hour. And like, good luck watching a clip. Like you're just like big dope, like smiling ear to ear. It's so cute.
Um, I think her mom was there too. Yeah. And there's just like a lot of really cute moments. Like I ship so fucking hard. And we know that Kiki Palmer, I don't know a lot about her dating life, but I know like her previous um partner who is the father of her child is like um the devil. So we want like a nice p jump.
Yeah.
I think he's like a really um like nerdy nice guy.
Yeah, so they are flirting on the episode. There's clearly like attraction both ways. It's established on his hand, like he said he's had a crush on her. Um he in the episode he said that his celebrity crush growing up was T uh left eye and then. Kiki said I played Chili in the TLC story movie, close enough. And then he said, absolutely close enough.
Do you think that they're dating and like
No, but like, okay, I think that say they're not dating. But what do I know? This is just how I think about it. Say they're not dating, but they it's just always been in the background. Like every time we see each other, it's really nice. He goes on her podcast. Okay, it's very clear we're both single, we're both interested, we're having a great They are going on a date now, yeah.
The apps even just to like give the internet what they want, like we need to see them spotted. But I do think that there's like real potential here.
Of course.
Sub it's seriously so cute. I love Kiki Palmer more than anything in this whole world.
No, and like Kiki said like shout out to Mr. and Mrs. Evans, like your parents. Yes. And he was like, Oh, I thought you were talking about us.
I'm dead. No. Very slick. Very slick. Um I can't I also feel like the one thing that's missing from Kiki's Palmer's career, like, is a relationship. I don't know who her ex was, but he wasn't like very well known. So, you know, it's just always a good way to like, you know, rise your star and I would love this.
They need to go out. Like give it a shot. Let's see what happens. I don't see a reason why not. Yeah, like they've s both been on each other's podcasts, like so if they never could go on again, b no big deal.
Seriously.
Yeah.
I think they've already gone out.
Before the episode. I don't know. Like maybe the timing in the past just like wasn't right. Like she was in that relationship.
Right and then she was like a new mom, but I feel like now's everything's like really settled.
¶ Mormon Wives Cast Controversy
Our next story, some slamo production news. The producer of Secret Lives and Mormon Wives confirmed in an interview to Variety that both Taylor and Dakota are welcome back to Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. He said, I've talked to Taylor and she wants to come back and I want her to c come back. He told Variety that he's hopeful she will return to filming the show. He compared her to reality star predecessors Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
He said Taylor Frankie Paul has that thing like her two predecessors do where she's just made for this to share her life on camera, she does it like breathing air. She doesn't edit herself, she's really built for this type of late. Um, he said that due to the dual restraining orders from Dakota and Taylor production will be able to f unable to film them interacting for the foreseeable future. He said, But I'm very hopeful that we'll be shooting with both of them or either of them very soon.
I have no problem with Taylor returning. Like she's problematic, but it's her show. Like she can return to her show. I have like a really big problem with that weasel returning. Like, I won't.
And I have a problem like on behalf Of course. You know, because it is her show.
On behalf of women.
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As if the men of that show like did we not learn like they ruined this?
They add in nothing, so it's not like we're missing anything by reducing their time. Um It's unfair to her to have him on. He can go build his own thing and have his own
This is a show that's like really built off of her.
Yeah, and like if this is her abuser, it's not fair to even if they don't have to film together like He's always in the dialogue, he's always in the press, like he's uh when they're doing, you know, shows and other girls are talking about like just remove him from the equation, please. Agreed, I can't say Especially if we want her to heal. Like I I think everybody who is a fan of the show or works on the show.
is rooting for her, is disappointed by her, but like wants her to heal and like be The best person that you're doing.
We're not just scaring.
that she can absolutely and if we are it and a production too like if we're really invested in like her healing you should not put on him on the show because it just sets her She's incapable of compartmentalizing. That also makes her a good reality. Like, yeah, we should say compartmentalize better, but also makes her a good reality star. She never thinks, should I not put this on TV? Should I not say this?
Yes, all of that, I agree. But it's also just like it's ethically wrong. Like this is a bad person, and like why let's normalize like not engaging with bad people.
Yeah. And at a certain point the it there's no longer entertainment.
No.
Sad. It's all... It's no, but it's been done. Like there's nothing that could happen between the two of them that I'm sad for, like I I don't care.
I don't need a sit down conversation.
I don't care if they hook up again and then it fall out again. Like I'm not interested in that. I don't think anyone is. When we saw w like where it gets to, like, I think we closed the door on the back.
Yeah, agreed. But she's welcome back. It's her show.
That's how I feel. Actually, I'm not saying of course because I think people would say no. Right. I personally think that it she should be back to me.
¶ Susan Boyle's Radical Transformation
Um, our Food and Binal Story is sort of some major news and it's um part of a news segment that is now being called TPN Toast Passion.
Okay.
So it's a subject.
Things we're passionate about.
Or I or both am are passionate about Susan Boyle's new era.
Okay, so you are passionate about
Susan Boyle reveals a jaw dropping radical transformation as a new era starts for the recently So Susan Boyle has wiped her Instagram account and revealed revealed new images of herself after a jaw dropping makeover.
Thing was AI?
No.
Oh really?
I don't think so. Let me see.
Never crossing the street, I thought was A.
With the new hair. Like here she just says that's the microphone. Why would that be a little bit more? That there's a lot of things.
I'm seriously cracking the fuck up.
So she's teasing. Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok She sort of looks like Anna Wintor.
Yes, she has like a very blunt Bob and Bay.
Sunglasses.
She's wearing a huge sunglasses and fur coat.
But it also says hashtag ad a new era starts tomorrow. What? Like she wiped her Instagram for an ad?
An ad? An advertisement? How can it be an ad if you don't tag who the ad advertiser?
Well I think Susan like does things in her own way.
Yeah, I agree. And I could see her lighting her finger slipping.
It's like an ad because her record labor's making her post about her new music.
Or like it's an ad because like she thinks it stands for Amazing day.
Yeah.
Display. One thing about Susan is that you can't
You cannot turn a box. They tried to when she stepped onto that stage. They thought she was just gonna be like a sad woman.
I will say I think a lot of the appeal is her sadness and like her homely vibe. And this sort of like chic fashion forward um era for her. I don't know if people will be receptive to it. I think they like her like sort of nightgown.
They want to keep her down.
Frow energy.
I think they want to keep her down.
I don't know if I I would say they want to keep her down. I think they would want to say, like, just be who you are. This doesn't necessarily feel authentic to Susan.
But I think those of us who know and trust Susan, like know she knows she wouldn't do something inauthentic. So if this is who sh what she's doing, this is what she's feeling.
She's literally the British Mason Ramsay, don't you find? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Um I did check her Instagram. I she has not posted today. Like the era starts today.
How do you know that?
Because yesterday she posted new error starts tomorrow.
Oh okay.
And then as of you know.
in the UK. What time is it?
Further along. So where's the new era? Where's the new era?
No, that's got me worried. Maybe she said this isn't me. She had like a c a crisis of conscience the night before.
At the eleventh hour. Yeah.
I love T P D, by the way.
T PN. Whatever. Yeah. I love T PN.
What else would fall under Passion News? I guess anything having to do with Bell Burden.
No, but actually that is pretty like mainstream. Of course. Anything to do with like Charlie Puth and Mikaela Negera
I disagree. That was worldwide.
What did w what was the fifth story yesterday? Neil McDonough the guy from
Neil, Desperate Housewives definitely falls into T PN. Yeah.
So like I think it's New segment alert on days when there's like if there were more Compelling fifth story. Personally, I have no answer for that.
¶ Hair Styling Dilemmas and Outro
Those are the passes.
Are you gonna cut your hair like in solidarity soon?
I was just thinking this morning, not because of Susan. I sure I was feeling like I need to cut my hair because I don't have like really the time or energy to really like style my hair right now.
And
But no, not not right now, but like maybe in a few months. But I think in a few months I'll have the time and energy to style my hair. But like right now I like
Who remembers Jackie O'Bob era? Bobby O. That was the
No, and I'm going to do a bob again one day. Um
The days today.
I no it's not today. But I was just like thinking like
Sort of like this e existential crisis where like you know you like realize you've been making dinner every night for like the rest of your
Yeah, I have to.
Yeah.
No and it's just like an extra.
Can you take your power back and you know buzz your head? Should we do Jackie's buzz era? Like Susan has her bob era? No, but I don't have a problem with my hair. Like my hair is fine.
Well I was just thinking about it. I think, you know, in a few months I'll be able to like dedicate more time. Plus it's like falling out, so I'm just like not like feeling it right now. But I was just like even if I had someone come and do my hair, like that takes time. I don't feel like you're being constructive.
Why no? I'm just trying things out there. Like what are your styles?
Yeah. No they are.
Okay, um Mohawk.
It was just it was just a thought I was having, so it's funny that you mentioned like No, okay.
Just trying to I'm trying to get creative. Like how would how do people wear their hair besides down and up? You know? Like that's what I'm thinking.
How do people wear their hair besides down and up because down it's not working for me right now? And like up's not really working either.
Okay, sorry I was trying to be creative.
I literally told you this week I don't like pigtails. Even Kelsey couldn't pull them off.
Oh, okay, half up half down. Okay, what about like one solid braid? Like like a
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French brain down the back.
And the question is like how we would wear our hair in camp when we were playing the man in the in the play, because it was an all-girls camp. So if you were playing a boy, you wore one French grade.
They're just kind of inseparable. Like I'm trying to help. I've thrown out a lot of options. I'm sorry you don't like any of them because what you're looking for doesn't exist.
No, you're not being solu you're not you're not offering solutions in earnest.
Okay, what are other ways to wear your hair?
What it like yeah, what are other ways to wear your hair?
A wig?
It's not we're not there.
You're not there yet, okay. Um okay, what about like a like a clip in bang?
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