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The Tim Dillon Show

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497 - Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop

Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling Gen Z to stop eating lunch, and college commencement speakers getting booed for championing AI. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morga...

May 23, 20261 hr 7 min

496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist

Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide...

May 16, 20261 hr 7 min

495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a mont...

May 09, 20261 hr 15 min

494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: UpWork Visit https://upwork.com/TIM right now and post your first job fr...

May 03, 20261 hr 8 min

493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto

Tim Dillon explores the 'Palantir Manifesto,' highlighting its calls for national service, constant war, and advanced surveillance, alongside a veteran's journey with Ibogaine for trauma and opioid addiction, which paradoxically leads to a complete lack of guilt. Dillon also delivers a scathing critique of modern political discourse, media hypocrisy, and the cultural decline fostered by technology, arguing that advancements have made life worse, not better, leading to widespread isolation and a focus on superficial status.

Apr 25, 20261 hr 30 min

492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter

Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Neuro Gum Go to https...

Apr 18, 20261 hr 25 min

491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission

Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SP...

Apr 11, 20261 hr 20 min

490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy

Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insura...

Apr 04, 20261 hr 3 min

489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam

Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIM To...

Mar 28, 20261 hr 14 min

488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home

Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM . Promo Code TIM Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% O...

Mar 21, 20261 hr 6 min

487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture

Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS Nutrafol Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription an...

Mar 14, 20261 hr 4 min

486 - Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction

Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end game of this situation may look like. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Stash Go To https://get.stash.com/TIM To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://h...

Mar 07, 20261 hr 30 min

485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a new approach, and Bill & Hillary Clinton testifying on their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Mint Mobile Go ...

Feb 28, 20261 hr 14 min

484 - Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist

Tim discusses billionaire Les Wexner alleging he was “conned” by longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein, Mexican trans furries, the US potentially going to war with Iran, the Winter Olympics, and Kash Patel appearing on Dan Bongino’s podcast to say nothing of value. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order S...

Feb 22, 20261 hr 23 min

483 - Bondi, Baal, and the Dow

Tim discusses Pam Bondi’s odd response when questioned about Jeffrey Epstein, the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Epstein ordering 330 gallons of sulfuric acid to his island, Jared Kushner’s dark family past, and some closing remarks on where the Epstein saga is headed. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide President’s Day Sale. Best of Web! Sheath Underwear Go To https://sheath.com & Use Promo Code “TIM” To Save ...

Feb 14, 20261 hr 16 min

482 - Epstein Files & A Head In The Fryer

This episode delves into the recently released Jeffrey Epstein files, exposing a pedophile network among elites and highlighting the disturbing content of emails, including references to torture. Tim Dillon criticizes figures like Kash Patel for downplaying Epstein's activities and explores the philosophical underpinnings of Epstein's transhumanist and Luciferian beliefs. The discussion then shifts to Bill and Hillary Clinton, positing that their political careers are over, and they may be willing to self-immolate by exposing deep secrets about Trump and the powerful elite to secure their "last kill" in the political arena, using a shocking Olive Garden suicide as a darkly humorous metaphor for this desperate act.

Feb 07, 202657 min

481 - Civil War: The Original Heated Rivalry

Tim discusses the recent chaos in Minnesota between ICE and local protestors, gives an overview of how immigration policy caused it, predicts how this could lead to a civil war situation & an AI police force, and criticizes adults obsessing over the personal lives & political opinions of actors. Tim is also joined by 2 special guests to further discuss the ICE issue. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Stash Go To https://get.stash.com/TIM To See How You Can Receive $...

Jan 31, 20261 hr 23 min

480 - Jared Kushner, Trump Obsession, & Healing Through Hate

Tim discusses the recent Beckham family drama & the “no contact” phenomenon, Trump’s Board of Peace, Jared Kushner’s creepy power point presentation on the New Gaza, how the world heals through hate, and a food delivery robot that was run over by a train in Florida. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order Dose New Customers Can Save 35% On Your First Month Subscription by going to https://dose...

Jan 24, 20261 hr 5 min

479 - Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut

Tim discusses a strange charity event that Donald Trump hosted at Mar-a-Lago, a 21 year-old Anti-ICE protestor who was blinded in one eye, an interview with Renee Good’s father-in-law, ex-NYC mayor Eric Adams launching a crypto coin, and an update on Bari Weiss & CBS News Anchor Tony Dokoupil. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Trade Coffee Get 50% OFF 1 Month of Trade at https://drinktrade.com/TIM Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable c...

Jan 17, 20261 hr 4 min

478 - ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro

Tim discusses the recent tragedy in Minneapolis after an ICE operation went wrong, Nicolás Maduro being kidnapped from Venezuela, and Netflix’s exciting new venture in live streamed entertainment. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Stash Go To https://get.stash.com/TIM To Get $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! Nutrafol Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your fir...

Jan 10, 20261 hr 4 min

477 - Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year

Tim discusses Netanyahu visiting Donald Trump at the White House to get American support for another war with Iran, Israel rebuilding Gaza into an AI smart city, escalating tensions between Putin and Zelensky over Ukraine, China taking Taiwan, and the Trump administration garnishing wages from student loan borrowers who have defaulted. Happy New Year! American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: The Wellness Company Visit https://twc.health/timd to get American Made Ivermect...

Jan 03, 20261 hr 1 min

476 - Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop

Tim reflects on the year that was 2025: a montage of Epstein files, LA fires, foreign wars, Ai slop, political violence, and gross comfort. Tim also sits down with journalist Ryan Grim from Drop Site News for a very informative interview about the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon Check out drop site news! https://www.dropsitenews.com/ SPONSORS: Lucy Level Up Your Nicotine Routine! Go To https://lucy.co/TIM & Use Promo Code “TIM” to g...

Dec 27, 20251 hr 46 min

475 - Rob Reiner, Redacted Files, & The Spirit Of Friendship

Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s appearance at a TPUSA conference, the state of the conservative movement, the tragic story of Rob Reiner and his son Nick, the Epstein files being ‘released’ but heavily redacted, the ridiculous story surrounding the Brown University shooting, and why Miriam Adelson and Donald Trump are a symbol of true friendship. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM . Promo Code TIM...

Dec 20, 20251 hr 20 min

474 - Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory

Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s upcoming CBS News town hall with Bari Weiss, the Paramount versus Netflix bidding war for Warner Bros., Bonnie Blue being detained in Bali for a "bang bus" stunt, how to enjoy Christmas on Ozempic, the “swag gap” in Gen Z dating, Somalis in Minnesota, and Italian brainrot. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Aura Frames Exclusive $35-off Carve...

Dec 13, 20251 hr 21 min

473 - Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush

Tim discusses Trump’s escalating conflict with Maduro in Venezuela, how Pete Hegseth may have played a part in committing a war crime, a Sabrina Carpenter song being used in an ICE deportation video, Sydney Sweeney making an appearance on The Tonight Show, and a man who took out both his parents in a Long Island deli. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide! Omaha Steaks Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50...

Dec 06, 20251 hr 3 min

472 - Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel

Tim discusses Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo’s disturbing physical appearance for the Wicked movies, what Thanksgiving in a divorced family is like, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy telling air travelers to 'dress nice', Kash Patel potentially losing his job, and why young people need to stop trying to live the lives they see on social media. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Dupe For a limited time, the first 10,000 people who go to https://Dupe.com/TIM wil...

Nov 29, 20251 hr 9 min

471 - The Epstein Files & Thanksgiving In Syria

Tim discusses the latest news on the Epstein Files: Trump calling a reporter a 'piggy', Mike Johnson labeling the files a 'national security concern', and leaked emails showing Epstein's ties to foreign intelligence in Russia & Syria. Tim also explains American foreign policy in the 2000's and how to use that knowledge in Thanksgiving arguments with your family. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes...

Nov 22, 20251 hr 3 min

470 - Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation

Tim discusses New York real estate, Donald Trump’s interview with Laura Ingraham, yet another Sydney Sweeney controversy, the tech people’s plan to bring in Chinese students to create an AI demon, how the college system is over, and a Waymo driverless car running over a cat in San Fransisco. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/TI...

Nov 15, 20251 hr 3 min

469 - Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown

Tim discusses Zohran Mamdani being elected New York’s next mayor & the archetype of a Zohran voter, the government shutdown causing chaos in the airline industry, his most and least favorite childhood vacations, Kash Patel’s country singer girlfriend, and the future that Trump and his political allies are ushering in. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/TIM and use code TIM and get $50 in lineups when you play your...

Nov 08, 20251 hr 14 min

468 - Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery

Tim discusses Billie Eilish calling out billionaires after donating $11.5 Million to charity, a woman who filmed herself stealing because her food stamps ran out, the Florida man who started the Palisades Fire, & the Kirk shooter’s partner Lance Twiggs disappearing. Tim also sits down with Cheryl Hines to discuss her new book “Unscripted”, what it’s like being a Kennedy, how politics has changed her personal life, and her thoughts on the film industry in LA. Her new book comes out Nov. 11th!...

Nov 01, 20251 hr 9 min
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