Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police with me, Mike Graham and... Me, Kevin O'Sullivan. O'Sullivan, back from holiday. Back from holiday, yeah. We had a very strange thing happen last week because we were sitting doing Plank of the Week yesterday and I thought... kevin's away in cornwall and i was talking to alex who was on plank of the week and she said um
I said, well, normally this time I do a podcast with Kevin. I said, but I've got to wait around now for ages because I was going to go on Jeremy's show. And she went, I'll do the podcast with you if you want. And I went, you're right then. So everybody was a bit surprised to find Alex Phillips hustling in. muscling in on your fucking nerve. Well, I thought it was a good idea, but Henrietta and my wife, we were down in Cornwall, sunny Cornwall, amazingly sunny Cornwall.
And she said, oh, I see that Alex has done the Thought Police. We might have said... Don't be so fucking ridiculous. And then I looked at her and I was like, Jesus Christ. I know. I know. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I mean, she was great, actually, and it was quite funny. And in fact, it turned out more like me interviewing her, talking about, you know, what life was like as an MEP. Yeah. And I had no idea, actually, how fucking cosy it is.
to be an MEP. She was like, they've got, you know, limos at their beck and call. They've got fucking people treat them like God. They never pay for anything. They can get expenses of something like 300 quid a day by doing nothing at all. Oh, it's a fucking racket. Yeah, she told me. Thank God we're not doing that anymore. Their allowance.
So like thousands of weeks. She said she's never been so rich in her life. So you had all of her and Belinda Lucy and a few of these girls. They were having the time. Yeah, but they were. It's all about lunching and dinner. Anyway, how was Cornwall? Well, as I say, I didn't expect the weather to be good, but it was, you know, it was out in the sunshine the whole time I was there. Got sunburned and got a funny story. So we took the dog down. Dog's very old.
and this cabin that we rented is on a place called Wood Sand Bay and to get down to the beach is quite a lot of stuff. Last year, we went to the same place last year. I remember you told me about the same place. So last year, old Chas, you know, charged down the stairs, charged back up. This year, he can hardly do stairs. Yeah, right. But we got him down. It took about like half an hour. Got him down to the beach because he loved it.
and there's like a lifeguard centre with a few lifeguards there because the sea's very rough. Now, to get him back up, I said to him, this is going to be a fucking operation. It's going to take hours. Because some of the steps are, like, really big. The dog can't get up. And... the thing is uh so when you do steps yeah it has to be lifted up and uh always uh henrietta has to lift him because my back's gone i can't lift the dog no so so we get to the bottom of these steps
So I start marching up. Henrietta leans down, picks up the dog, starts struggling up the stairs. And one of these lifeguards comes running over and says, can I help you with that, madam? Looking at me like some sort of complete cunt. And I was thinking about saying, no, no, make her do it herself. She never does any of her housework.
because even if you think Chas was not a very big dog I bet he's quite heavy yeah I mean she didn't have to lift him all the way but yeah he is and it's too much if I tried to lift him a few times my fucking back goes every time But it didn't look very manly. Everywhere we went, this wife carrying the dog. I had a bit of that.
touch of the walk 10 feet behind me brigade yeah yeah you hurry up come along that's what it was like you've got to drive me to lunch now I had a bit of that at the weekend as well because Ziggy is now similarly getting old and for a period of time he couldn't jump up in the back of the car. And so for a while he was going to the back seat. I got a right mess of my fucking car. Then I was going, shit, I'm not over this for the fucking rest of the time. So he's getting, he gets injected.
and we give him some of this CBD oil, which seems to help with the balance. But when I take him to this particular part of the world where the woods are, for some reason, depending on how you park the car it can be higher or lower you know so so if if if if i park it in a particular way it seems like it's a bigger jump for him so we jumped into the car fine we drove down to the woods we went for a walk he's very slow now he takes forever
Except if he sees a squirrel when he still tries to go through it. But then we got down. And so I've got the treats in my hand. You have to put treats in the car to get him to jump. And he kept sort of going to jump and then doing that. sort of going up on his back legs but he obviously didn't feel like he could do it and then he just started barking at me you know because he started this new thing now that he just barks now he's not happy
And he's just barking and I could see people looking at me going, you fucking bastard, just pick him up and put him in the back, you know. So he's huge. I mean, he can't pick him up.
So I had to put him back in the fucking back seat again. When he was completely covered in mud, he's been in the pond. I was like, for fuck's sake. The thing about dogs is... you know, they suddenly fall off a cliff in terms of which, you know, literally, I mean, this time at last year when we went to Cornwall, same place.
Dog running around like a blue-arse fly up and down those stairs. And he's pretty energetic. Yeah, he used to be, as you know, a complete maniac. But suddenly, last six months, you know, he's very slow. You know, can't go up and down stairs. Still has his moments, you know. He squirrels a motorbike, still goes arse shit. But also, he can't...
So, you know, I mean, I've had a lot of dogs all through my life. This is just what happens. They get old and you have to deal with it. And they get very, very nice. And they get very fucking entitled. Yeah. Come on, man. Lift me up the stairs. I want to go upstairs. Right. And all this going on. Well, this is the thing with Ziggy now. I mean, he used to be very kind of calm and sedate, and he now...
Luckily now it's still a fucking lie interview over 6 o'clock. Yeah. Getting up at fucking 20 past 4. But he's very vocal now. He just starts barking. You know, if he wants his breakfast, he just starts barking. Yeah, and Chaz gets us up... I say us, it's usually Henry, let me be honest, but I do my share. He gets us up about five in the morning every morning needs to go out
Then he has to have breakfast. Right. And then you have to go back to the patio. Yeah. Because he might want to go out again. Yeah. And he just walks around and around. It takes about half a fucking hour. Little cunt. What was it like down there because you hear stories about Cornwall being full of people who don't like the incomers coming down.
and sort of you know spending their money there and buying second homes you know we were talking about that but you know we didn't exactly interact with the local community that much but there was a pub down the road we went there went to the local restaurant and the cafe and we were saying uh you know how nice and friendly all the locals were so i think those cornish people
In terms of that and the way they react to outsiders, I think they get a bit of a bad press. It might be just some parts, mightn't it, where people like Cameron and Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and people have houses because they don't like all the fucking tops.
because i was looking at what was i looking at the other day there's something about run corn you know when you talk about the price of stuff and i was looking at this story about run calling the and somebody maybe describing as sitting at the bar drinking their pint of shandy which was which had cost them something like two pound twenty
And I'm going, a fucking pint of beer in London is now about eight quid. You know, but there are parts of the country where you can still actually eat and drink relatively cheap. Jesus Christ, the price is down there. So I'm walking to this pub one day and this bloke goes, Do you reckon Mark Courney will get in then? I sort of turned around and I looked at him like that and he goes, it is you, innit?
I said, what do you mean? You know, blow up the radio, the telly. Yeah. Cameron, right? And I go, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. I think he will get in, yes. That was it, you know. I saw, funny you should mention Mark Carney, I just saw it. tweet today from somebody saying why am i not surprised apparently he's got a son who's a poet um who identifies as a they
I mean, you would not be surprised, would you? I feel like we shouldn't really talk about Mark Carney because he's, like, fucking insignificant. But the fact is, the reason I'm going to mention him is because when I came in on Monday morning, I guess it was, you know, and I've got all the TVs on. fucking sky news you'd think it was the second coming i know they wouldn't leave it alone it was like the main story all morning
about fucking Mark Carney, you know, because he hates Donald Trump, therefore he must be a great guy. I'm sick to death of fucking the way that the media in this country now cover all stories. They're so fucking useless. The one thing, you know, I'm a fan of Donald Trump, as are you, and I think he's doing good work, but fuck me. He fucked it up for... Mark Carney's rival I mean by doing all that stuff that means Carney's steamed in so we've ended up with that
Has Carly made it all about the fact that Donald Trump wants to take over Canada? Wouldn't he do that? But of course he doesn't, does he? No, but you say, look, vote for me and I'll make sure this American doesn't take over Canada. It's quite a good electoral ploy.
But yeah, who gives a fuck about that? Mark Carney, the globalist who's suddenly become a serious national. It's funny that, isn't it? I know, how bizarre. A man who's barely ever lived in fucking Canada, isn't that the Prime Minister? So, you know, you talk about pronouns and they and all that. So, we had this, on my show last night, we had this brilliant nurse on. You may have seen this story. Yeah. It was in the Mail on Sunday a few weeks ago. About...
This bloke from jail, a fucking paedophile, a jailed paedophile, is brought to the hospital for a sort of urinary operation, a bloke's operation. He's having something done to his dick. Right. He's a jailed paedophile who identifies as a woman. Of course he does. So he says to this, Jennifer is the name, lovely lady. I saw the clips, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He says to her, you've got to call me she and her. And she said, look.
There are two reasons I don't want to do that. She said, one, I'm a committed Christian and it's against my faith. And the other is, you know, you are here. for a very male procedure. It seems to be ridiculous that I have to call you a woman or treat you as a woman. So he lunged at her and started calling her the n-word. She's been suspended ever since. And the fucking nursing council, that's the sort of professional body in charge of all nurses.
They have said, because you misgendered, This trans woman, this fucking low-rent bloke in a dress pedophile from jail, they didn't use those terms. Because you misgendered him, we believe you are a potential risk to the public. see this is out of control well isn't it typical and i don't know if this happened before you went away or not but one of the few places who are fighting uh the supreme court
is the NHS. The NHS in general is saying that they will have exceptions for single-sex spaces for trans women that they will be able to access. They've got no intention, they say, of allowing trans... trans men or trans women for being denied access to the toilet of their choice all the things that the law says that they now can't do they're saying they're still going to do to make matters worse The fucking, the BMA has on two occasions said one...
a trans woman doctor can still be a trans woman doctor, meaning that if you as a female want to see a woman doctor, it might be a trans woman you're seeing, and they won't stop that. And they've also decided, the BMA, to fucking... challenge the Supreme Court ruling at the ECHR. They're actually taking them to the fucking European Court of Human Rights. These people are doctors. You know what they said? They said...
There is no scientific basis for the ruling. 50,000, that's the BMA. That's the junior doctors.
BMA represents 50,000 doctors and the junior doctor branch. So we're talking about thousands of junior doctors. And by the way, when we say junior doctors, you're not talking about 18-year-olds. No. uh junior doctors can be 50 years old so it's a stupid slightly ridiculous it's a it's a name of their own making they prefer to call themselves that because it gives them some kind of victim status yeah these are basically i mean some of them are young
But these are the ones who are constantly on strike. Constantly fucking on picket lines. But as you say... They issued a statement saying there's no scientific basis to the Supreme Court's ruling that the definition of a woman is someone who's born a woman.
of course there's a scientific fucking basis to it. What they said is not scientific. Of course it's not. How can you be a doctor and not be able to define a woman? That's the fury of it. I think every single one of those fucking doctors... who signed that piece of shit statement, should be brought in and said, right, unless you accept...
that it is scientific to say that a biological female is a woman. You're fucking barred. Exactly. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, you can go get a job cleaning the fucking floors. Doctor cunt. Doctor cunt, yeah, absolutely right. Want to have a word with you, please, doctor cunt. It is extraordinary though, isn't it? That we've got these people. Even, I mean, I was just reading today, even the bank. who got captured by this woke bullshit.
Barclays Bank announced today that they've now reinstated male and female toilets in their offices everywhere because obviously they had fallen for this fucking Stonewall crap. and had put all these gender neutral toilets in, as did the Bank of England, which I'm pretty sure happened when Mark Carney was there.
All they talk about is toilets. The Equalities Commission, which has been quite good on all this, they said, well, this does change the dial. I'm afraid organisations, government buildings, public buildings, companies... are going to have to now provide safety. private spaces for women so you'll have to have gents and ladies but they also announced we advise everyone to all these companies and public builders to also set up third spaces for trans people I say Fuck off. Why? Why?
you know i mean they've worked it out so far working out why should all these companies and even the government have to spend all this money To set up some fucking piss or shitter for people blokes who want to pretend they're women I know why should you fucking have to do that or women who want to pretend they're blokes yeah I know there's not a special case to be made for a tiny minority of people who may or may not object
the fact that they have to use the toilet which they wouldn't choose to use well i would say that the objections of those people who are women certainly first of all um and men uh would trump their thoughts because in the end It's a tiny, tiny, tiny minority of people. I just find it extraordinary. Well, it was revealed a couple of weeks ago. The last census would have been, what is that, 2021 or something? I guess. Revealed that there were...
I won't get the numbers exactly right. There was something like 262,000 trans people in Britain. That now turns out to be wrong. I was going to say... They asked the wrong question. People... foreigners who are living here people who struggle with English language didn't quite understand it so they revised how many trans people there are in Britain down to something like
It's about 120,000. So that's 120,000 people in a nation, in a country of 70 fucking million. And we are getting our knickers in a fucking national twist. about this it's just mad it is extraordinary isn't it how the labor government as well have been so used and the fact that they then told a whole fucking load of lies.
Bridget Phillips has been the main instigator of it. We've always protected single sex spaces for women. No, you fucking haven't. They fucking are on record saying there shouldn't be single sex spaces for women. you know lisa dandy has been on the record saying david lammy has kia starmer has you know they've all said it and now suddenly oh kia starmer still who can't has not said on record by the way that a trans woman is not a woman
He still hasn't actually said those words. All he said is that there is now clarity. that was the left wing thing to say that's what they said in Scotland we're grateful for the clarity you're not grateful for it at all what the fuck and now they're trying to undermine it as much as possible Pat McFadden the cabinet office said He's actually one of the better ones. I find him to be quite sinister.
To be fair, it goes on to the BBC. So, but what you have to... realise about McFann is in terms of this cabinet, in terms of Starmer's Labour, he's quite right wing. He's got some experience as well. He's right wing for the Labour Party.
Well, he's realistic for the Labour Party. Yeah, exactly. He was in the Tony Blair government, so he knows what they have to do. He's on the right of the Labour Party. He knows what they have to do with the elections, doesn't he? So there he is on Laura Kunzberg. Supreme Court ruling, men, women, different. And he goes, yeah, we have to accept that. That is the ruling. And obviously, by extension, that does mean private spaces for women and men in every public building.
So Dora Kunzberg turns around and says... So, trans women will be barred from women's toilets. And he just couldn't bring himself to say so. obviously buildings have to have a look at what, you know, we need to look at the implications. He couldn't bring himself to say, what he should have said is yes. Because that's what the law now demands. That's what the law demands. Fucking out cabinet. But did he not also say, oh, because there's not going to be people policing the toilet?
well you don't need people to police the toilets but if you say to trans women in an office don't use the women's toilet That's the law. That's the rule. You know, I get what he's saying. There won't be a toilet piece. But if you like, this is now the law. You could actually say, well, Pat, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not? Are you saying as the government, you are going to turn your back?
and allow people to openly break the law because you shouldn't really be doing that. Or encourage them to do so, which is certainly what the NHS are doing. I mean, obviously the toilet police would be... you know kind of interesting but but when they go oh of course you can't have the toilet please well maybe if this law is going to be serially broken maybe we should have the fucking toilet
Stop all these fucking stupid blokes in dresses going in to take a piss in women's looms. Of course, the critics of that will say, yeah, well, how do you know that somebody who might be a bit butch as a woman... You can't just stop people because you don't think they look pretty enough. You could go... Give them the... Give them the... Give them the... Give them the... Give them the insult to the word. You were bloke. No, I'm not. I beg your pardon.
You might want to play it, but I don't know if you saw it overnight. I watched a bit of him last night. He had a heckler, and he started calling him he, and he's going... what's he what's he shouting what's he doing it turned out it was a woman and he's like oh it was a he it turns out it's a she you know it's very funny there's nothing there's nothing worse i mean it is a kind of it could become this minefield only because these
wants it to be a fucking issue nobody cares most people that i speak to and i'm sure you do the same don't give a fuck if you're transgender or fucking not. But just don't crowd into places where my daughter or my sister or my mother, if she was still alive, are going to you. Just don't fucking go in there. You think about this entire...
You know, what I think about trans people is knock yourself out. You know, be happy. Do whatever you fucking want. Put your dresses on, your makeup. If you want to do that... Strap your cock to your fucking thigh. Just big it up.
fine fine fine and that and life was bobbing along nicely uh but they that wasn't good enough for them they've got to keep pushing their luck and then they start so we say put on a dress fine fine whatever and then they go right you now have to accept that because i put on a dress and i say i'm a woman Even though I've got a fucking pair of bollocks dangling between my legs.
that I am a woman. Well, it's like at that point, you go, no, go fuck yourself. Yeah, right. Go fuck yourself. You're not a fucking woman. Yeah, you've always said this. You sound like a politician. You've been very consistent. Yeah, but they push their luck so far. Yeah, they do. They do, but again, not even...
It's wrong to even say that they all do because there's plenty, I'm sure, of people who are trans who don't want any fuck. Well, that is the point. They just want to be fucking left alone. That is the point. But when you see these maniacs...
shouting and screaming that they want to kill JK Rowling. And, you know, the only good turf is a dead turf and all this. And you kind of go, you people are fucking deranged. There's something actually mentally wrong with... and I think some of the more extremist trans activists.
actually genuinely do something wrong with them. Yeah, they're the ones. I mean, I think they've got mental issues. I totally agree. And they're the ones causing the problem. You're exactly right. So let's say there are 120,000 trans people. in this country. My guess is top whack, 5,000 of them are making a noise. Yeah, I don't think it's happening. I would say it's more like 1,000. Yeah, most trans people, you know, trans women, trans men.
you know what they wanted in their lives was to sort of turn into what they want to be and then basically to be accepted as that so they don't want to shout and scream and say, I'm not really a Mac. No, they don't want to have a big deal to face every time they want to go to the fucking toilet. And that wouldn't be the best way to fucking go on about it. I mean, I suppose the problem for many of them will be... if they're supposed to now use the men's tool.
What happens then? Because that's the thing that several people are not sure about, because of course the trans... lobby say, well, they could be potentially putting themselves in danger because they might get the shit kicked out of them. Yeah. They might get beaten up. You know that thing upskirting? Yeah. When people go on the chair and they upskirt. Yeah. Imagine if you were busy upskirting.
Fucking upskirt with some pair of bollocks and a dick in there. That'd be a disappointing upskirting result. Yeah, for those horrible people. That's not what I was looking for. No, I mean, fuck me. It's just bizarre. It's such a weird... scenario should we talk about Labour unravelling over zero it's fucking amazing isn't it so funny I mean see they're trying to fucking walk back the Blair station what a mess just before the closed local election I know Blair has totally fucked them
Well, I think Blair, I think what Blair thought he was doing was helping them for the local election. and indeed Runkle, right? Saying, look, look, you know, this... We in Labour, we realise you're all worried about this net zero. It can't go on. Don't worry. And of course, you know, ideologue, lunatic Starman. Yeah. Fuck with crazy. Yeah. That's, you know, they couldn't have that.
So they've obviously got on to Tony Blair. We're talking on Wednesday, so today was Prime Minister's questions. I'm in the House of Commons. And 10 minutes before PMQs, he issued a statement saying, oh, what I said yesterday, well, I didn't really mean it. You know, I'm still with the program and all that.
Now, that was a massive mistake by Starmer. Starmer should have let that ride. He should have let it ride because that would have been electorally better for them tomorrow. And also, he could have used it if he wanted to. it as an excuse to kind of start having the conversation because that's what they all do because somebody pointed out to me today it was actually Tony Blair that started the conversation about trans women
by saying, you know, everybody knows that trans women are not women, basically. And it sort of filtered through to Starmer's thick air, fucking robotic brain to suddenly think, oh, well, maybe we'll find a way of making this work. Do you know what it proves? I've got no time for Tony Blair, don't get me wrong. Well, it's the first time I've agreed with him for a long time. Yeah, no, I had James Price on my show last night.
And I said to the audience, I said, you will only hear this once ever. James Price and I are backing Tony Blair all the way. But the thing about Tony Blair, I can't know him. He's a very smart guy and the reason his Labour project was so successful was he actually sort of disguised some of his socially very extreme policies with a veneer of common sense
So people said, yeah, this guy talks sense. And it's not a frightening sort of figure, is it? Yeah, and he would not have marched Labour down this... net zero rabbit hole which is why he said what he said and I think he thought he was helping Labour out by saying look this nutty shit it won't go on for too much longer don't worry about it
But of course, Keir Starmer gets in touch. The nutty shit has to continue. Yeah, let's continue with the nutty shit. I mean, it is ludicrous though, isn't it? Because all of the things that they've been doing since you've been away, like they had that emergency fucking summit last week. you know, the climate, sorry, the energy security summit, sorry, where they brought in fucking Ursula von der Leyen all the way over from Brussels.
And it turns out we're going to sign up to some kind of fucking euro net zero scheme. Yeah, I read about that. Which is going to be worse than what we've got now. We have the highest energy prices in the world. five times higher than America. People aren't going to put up with this fucking crap for too much longer. No, and if you go around to somebody's house and tell them they've got to get a heat pump, they're going to fucking tell you to go fuck yourself. You see, talking of Labour...
I don't give a fuck about Net Zero, do you? No, I couldn't care less. I mean, people say to me... Except for get rid of it. Don't you want to make the climate safer for everybody? No, I don't care. I couldn't give... I fucking wrapped up. Do you ever have that guy from the Daily Skeptic, their climate editor, a guy called Chris Morrison on your show? I don't think I have. Well, I recommend him to you. Great. So I had him on last night when we were talking about the Spanish outing.
which, of course, is caused by... Which, of course, they tried to blame on the weather, didn't they? Nobody was buying it. They said it was extreme temperature changes. It was 22 degrees, which is 68 Fahrenheit. But it was a lead joke because they knew that it was net zero and they didn't want... to say it but what chris said is look i mean because my line is uh you know nobody there is no scientific proof that mankind is changing the climate there's not one shred of scientific evidence
That isn't to say I don't necessarily accept that maybe we're contributing to carbon emissions. Maybe. But there's no scientific proof. But what Chris actually, what he really said very, very... this the climate emergency there is he said there's no evidence right we have a climate emergency whatsoever whatsoever having one for fucking decades right and they keep warning you know four years from now or five years from now or ten years from now 20 years
And we've been telling people this since about the 1980s. I remember when they said, if we didn't do something by 1989, Canary Wolf would be underwater. The water would be up to about the 31st floor. Apparently... We've been in, the planet has been in a mini ISA. since uh the victorian yeah and we're just coming out of it right uh so ice ages happen which explains why it might be so when ice ages end the temperatures tend to go up right but they're not going up very much
uh and as i say there is no climate emergency it's a religion and it's a racket as well they try to find all sorts of reasons to give as to why for example california goes on fire every year but it's always gone on fire every year and an awful lot of the reasons why many of those brush fires start not just in America, but in Australia as well, and even in this country, is because of the way the land is now looked after.
Because thanks to net zero, there are things that people aren't allowed to do. So they can't control the fires as easily. Yeah, and in LA, they're usually started by people. When I was there, there was a fucking... I mean, literally every year, you know, every year. the whole fucking place was on fire and obviously this particular year it got really out of control but they always had wildfires there was pretty major wildfires And one year... and it's always started by arsonists yeah
Always. So there's a big surge who started this terrible Wi-Fi. It was the local fire chief. It's always that, isn't it? He wanted to be a hero. Yeah. It's like that. It's like that movie Backdraft. Yeah, I remember that with Billy Baldwin. Yeah, I went out and spent the night.
Kurt Russell. With the Chicago Fire Department. It was a great film. Robert De Niro played the investigator. And I was in the guy who he was based on. It was a good film. I was in his car all night chasing around after fire engines. but they said more often than not if it is an arsonist
it's normally somebody that's worked at the fire department. Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, they love... They want to be heroes. Also, they love fire. They love fire. They're weirdos for fire. They love the... The pyromaniacs. They like watching it. They like fucking checking where it's going. They like the idea that it's a living thing. They're all quite screwed up. And the protagonist in that movie is in fact a fireman who's setting all these fires all over the fucking city.
amazing i'll tell you let's we're nearly finished i just got i got two things to show you because you might remember this guy he uh he used to draw pictures of us and send them yeah of course i did when we did this one i think i've seen which is me as the Wizard of Oz. You, I think, in what looks like a pinnacle dress. Yeah, this is the... Ian Collins as the Tin Man.
From the Wizard of Oz. I suppose you're as Dorothy there, aren't you? Yeah, I think I'm Dorothy. So we've got one here, Punch, this is a new one. Right. Punch and Judy. You hit me, what's the, oh yeah, you hit me over the head. What's the PW mean? PW? I don't know. Plank of the Week, maybe? Could it be Plank of the Week? yeah of course it is yeah um you in an aston bit of shirt me in a fulham shirt uh then there's david beckham and redfinger so uh by the way
That's prescient. I'm going to Aston Villa on Saturday. Oh, are you? I've got to get up at 7 in the morning to get up. Well, they're all very disappointed, aren't they, after the weekend's dismal show? Yes, I think we might have some fun rubbing their noses in there.
They were awful, weren't they? Yeah, yeah. They really were. They got absolutely pissed off, didn't they? But, yeah, so... Are you going to say something else? Well, no, it's just that when I... well I was going to say that I'm off to Villa so I'll be going into Chitty City won't I oh god yeah so people yeah because I've had people ringing in saying you can smell it I know I was just going to mention that yeah I remember listening to your show
Some truck driver phoned in. Yeah, from the M60. Yeah, the M42, you can smell it. Fucking hell. So I'm going into the heart of the... dustman strikes well you better look out for how big the rats are that should be yeah rats the size of cats they're probably bigger than that now yeah it's fucking terrifying Yeah. It's amazing how easy civilization can be fucking unwound by one strike. Yeah. I mean, just to finish, don't you get the feeling that this...
Oh, yeah. This country's falling apart. He is fucking everything up. I never in a million years would have thought they would be this useless. Yeah. You know, I thought I'd disagree with them. I thought they would do some shit I didn't like. but to be this incompetent and sort of taking i mean they've gone now down to something like minus 40 is this disapproval
It's fucking unreal. He's just... He's completely useless. Such a cunt. Useless cunt. Yeah. Surrounded by useless cunts and it's showing. Do you know what I found out this week as well? All this bollocks about him prosecuting the big cases when he was the director of public prosecution. I spoke to a Tory MP, Kate Atkins, I think it was, who was an actual... um and who worked quite a lot for the cps and she says because i said how can he be this bad at speaking publicly yes but he's a barrister
And she said because he never presented the cases in court. She said he's never presented a case to a jury. He's only ever been the administrator of those cases. So he would hire barristers like her. to do the bidding. He's such a gay man. So now, it turns out he's been fucking lying about white as well. We've got an A-grey weirdo running this country. You know, more and more people are saying this and not necessarily just rabble.
that there is going to be civil unrest? Oh, I think so. Well, if the heat continues as it is today, you know, you don't need much of a spark to start something fucking bad. And you know what will happen when there's civil unrest? Keir will send everyone to prison. Yeah, he will. Fucking... And he'll love it. He'll be in his fucking element. Fucking tusser. It now turns out, so instead of us talking about him as being this politician...
He's basically a fucking civil servant. That's what he is. Oh, yeah. That's all he's ever been. He's a pen pusher. Yeah. He's a technocrat. He is. That's what he is. That's all he's ever been. And a really shitty technocrat. And a shit one who's got no fucking brains. Oh, well. Anyway, fuck it. Onwards and downwards. Fuck it.