On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet. Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive. We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawlin...
Jul 17, 2025•40 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane —and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russe...
Jul 15, 2025•1 hr 3 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously. There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpo...
Jul 10, 2025•39 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern! From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots. Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually saved Black & Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into te...
Jul 08, 2025•1 hr
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch , it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned. The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!). We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to ...
Jul 03, 2025•34 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership. Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on...
Jul 01, 2025•1 hr 1 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths. From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans , the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats. A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tan...
Jun 26, 2025•46 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity. Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encoun...
Jun 24, 2025•1 hr 5 min
Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy. Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Jun 19, 2025•38 min
In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm. Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum. Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage...
Jun 17, 2025•49 min
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes. Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to hand...
Jun 12, 2025•44 min
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch , we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last. Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid ...
Jun 10, 2025•41 min
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?! Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️ It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best. 🎧 Available now on YouTu...
Jun 05, 2025•36 min
In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch , Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits. Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping ...
Jun 03, 2025•58 min
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos… The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance. Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and ...
May 29, 2025•28 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and t...
May 27, 2025•34 min
“Don’t ever say that again” 😂 On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really). Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date. Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack ...
May 22, 2025•31 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete. Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-u...
May 20, 2025•48 min
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far. From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits. Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really)....
May 15, 2025•34 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories. From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns. Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes. A ...
May 13, 2025•55 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out. Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit. The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the deb...
May 08, 2025•34 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats. Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing. We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired b...
May 06, 2025•55 min
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt ...
May 01, 2025•35 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing! From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family. We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays ca...
Apr 29, 2025•51 min
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy? From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life. Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after...
Apr 24, 2025•28 min
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions. Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs! As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 03:10 ...
Apr 22, 2025•46 min
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday. Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how...
Apr 17, 2025•33 min
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo. Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With the...
Apr 15, 2025•43 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy? Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the g...
Apr 10, 2025•27 min
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts. Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of buttery baked goods during a health kick. There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it. Meanwhile, In the Ago...
Apr 08, 2025•55 min
