Fire Pokers and Dirt Bikes: Your Apocalypse Essentials

Because every once in a while , the lion has to show the jackals who he is .

We got some breaking news , ladies and gentlemen . Definitely some breaking news Shit . You know what sucks . I got to stop that and then go back into this . So it's yes , ladies and gentlemen , we have breaking news straight from Southeast Asia .

Jizzpaw Hit new single .

No , he's been out of the States Ever since the whole Diddy Party's hit , so supposedly this is his . He wanted to get into singing and this is what happened . I guess he got a deal after the Diddy Party .

Supposedly Is this gonna be footage of karaoke From China .

It's supposedly is this is this gonna be footage of karaoke from from China ? It's , it's . Listen , he's got a great voice and he he chose to go with the the Adele way . So do you think he did ?

how do I think he did ? Yeah , I think I mean so in my experience , like big people have always been able to carry a tune , you know .

Jesus Paul's a big guy , huh Right .

He likes I heard he likes Way to fuck with the guy . He's not here to defend himself .

Well , let's see what he's got .

Well , he's naturally Whatever . Sorry , fat people were offended .

Oh , by the way , Should we change this to red ?

I mean , it's really bright in here it is awfully bright . I'm about to go blind , but this is Jizzpaw's new single , fresh from Fort Lauderdale after a ditty party .

Arrow . I'm shiny . I was wondering if you would write some beef with rockery . I come over from Beijing , I pray ping pong and pray to Buddha and say ching chong chong ching .

I mean , let me tell you about that . Takes some balls doing that . He sounded good .

Way to go , just pause .

Yeah , bars .

You gotta love those Chinese people , orientals , as Kevin called . Oh , boy so welcome to another episode of the Ticket Deep Show . We have Mickey Blue Eyes with us today .

AKA the White .

Rhino Special guest . Special guest .

No , he's not glowing . He is that white , it's kind of crazy .

Jesus Christ , bro , you look like powder . I thought that there was like a light on me , but that's just me .

You're almost transparent .

That's why we had to turn the light down to red . Yeah .

That's kind of crazy . So Mikey's one of our , he's one of our agent aliens . He can . Unfortunately , he's transparent , so we have to put the lighting down low in here in order for him to come in the studio .

I come in peace . We threw flour on him prior to so you could see the edges it's like that movie powder .

We didn't want to glare um , all right .

So we had , we had some brutal , we had some some other shit go on this week , all right . Um , one of the big things that kevin feels it's only gonna last a week , actually , quick question , I apologize , I wanted to . You remember , I spoke to you about this today .

Okay , so there's a scenario where we have to leave where we are .

Just three essential things that you're going to want to put on your list , okay .

Fire starter , probably some sort of water filtration device .

Okay .

And a semi-automatic weapon with all the fucking rounds I could carry . It's like six rounds .

Well , okay , how do you feel about a fire poker ?

Is this a zombie apocalypse ?

No , this is getting taken out of context here , man .

Who wants to ?

bring a fire poker . You leave a list out like that and I saw fire poker on things that people were saying . I'm like no Explain to me why , the fire poker .

We really people were pretty saying I'm like no , I can't , okay , explain to me why the fire poker really should talk about this before Come on .

It's so boring . Oh um , I thought it'd be more exciting .

We were trying to figure it out . So like we were going through like scenarios of like shit to bring you know .

Yes .

We covered that you had to like yes , go somewhere , right ? Um , no , like me . Ally lily in the kitchen upstairs . There's an actual list in a book that he saw that he's making reference to , and what it is is that at one point after we had complete , it was the last thing put on this list . That . How long was the list ?

I mean , it's not uh , how close you letting those coyotes get dude .

I mean , it's their house right as close as they want , right my first .

My first like if you're outdoors , I mean , let's , let's be honest .

if you and and ali and lily are out in the woods and you're cooking and a pack of coyotes attacks , I'm fairly certain you and Lily are walking away . I'm like fire poker bro . I'm fairly certain that's how it's going to work out .

I thought the reason why I thought the fire poker I was going like medieval times and I'm thinking I'm like , oh , no , yeah . He would use that to fucking , to burn like a bad wound or something quarterizer wound . That's what I was thinking .

I was going straight john rambo wow , yeah , no , like that was my thought , like the conversation was going and like she , she posed that question and at least said , well , what about like you just use a stick which you could , you know ? And I was like , well , you could use fire poker too . We've got one right over there at the fireplace , you know .

Okay , rick Grimes .

No , it's fucking . I I give him access to do draft kings and then , oh no , I keep on getting verification code , verification code . I'm like how many times is this motherfucker going into this account ? So do you get ?

to see the yeah , I got I , he , I have access to it , he has access to it . So he gave me like 50 bucks .

He's like can ? He's like , if I give you 50 , you put to see the yeah , I got I , he , I have access to it , he has access to it . So he gave me like 50 bucks . He's like , can ? He's like , if I give you 50 , you put 50 in the account for me ?

Oh , he gets 60 ? Yeah , no , he gets 40 , bro , it's his money .

He gets more or less .

Sure , he's too young to be gambling without your account .

It's his money , yeah , but it's in an engine that you provide . Understood , so I told him instead of as long as he's getting a profit , he shouldn't be worried , yeah .

This is how we get to Albuquerque .

I told him I was like you're going to take it . If you win , you take a certain amount of that . Save that . Keep a little bit in the account and use the small amount to bet with , but save the large amount .

Yeah so we'll see .

Hopefully he hits the bet he put in , because it's like a $10 bet for $280 . I can't remember the last time I hit a DraftKings fucking bet , so hopefully he hits it . And I'll be like dude . It's my account , bro , and that's it .

So are we just doing , maddie , with the three essential things ?

Or was that just like a ? Well , no , I just wanted to .

You were just trying to find out about fire poker .

I just wanted to see what his response would be .

This fucking kid . Why did you think it was going to be something different ? No , I just wanted to say a double-headed dill and a thing of KY .

A good old drill , dill .

I mean , I guess you could use a double-headed dill as a multi-tool also , kind of like the fire poker .

My furry costume , oh God .

Furry fucking head . So Mickey Blue Eyes .

He's our super fan Ben . What's up , is he allowed ? Oh , he's our super fan , ben . What's up , is he allowed ?

Oh , he's back on , he's back on . He's back on . He like went to DMV and got that all straightened out .

I had to look . Something was messed up . He wasn't on our . He wasn't on our list of followers , or nothing . I'm like what happened .

I don't know , was he in Facebook jail ?

I don't know . Oh , maybe it was him himself , not us .

Perhaps he got mad at Pat for being a fucking dildo all the time and he stopped followers .

First of all , maybe . What are you talking about ? Maybe he takes some accountability for some of the racist things he says . How about that ?

I mean no more racist than anybody else in this room we're not racist , so stop it .

Silly ben is totally 100 racist .

I don't that is not true .

We're joking ben I love you .

I love you you say that all the time , but I think you get the fucking bug you know , or something ?

If I did , I would just say I did . It's a little niche for the show . Niche , it's a niche . Yeah , it's a Tom Oster niche .

Tom Oster builds a mighty fine niche .

Alright , so just received news that January 19th TikTok will no longer be in effect in the US . Just received that news Excellent . It's hot off the presses .

Yeah .

Well , Kevin likes to spend a lot of time on there he does .

I mean honestly , I'd be totally fine if it went away , I'd be totally fine if society collapsed and no one could use their phone , but it'll be back in a week ?

Why does it sound like he's foreshadowing ?

Is that before or after you off yourself in the backyard ?

Or is that before or after you join the militia ?

He couldn't join the militia . He'd be like fuck it . I'm just ending it here . I've had enough of this .

Mikey , do you think ? Do you think OBS would join a militia and just kill people ?

I don't know if he'd kill people . He'd definitely have like a designated role though .

A designated driver maybe .

Yeah , he's got to stay back at camp and cook with the poker .

That's an essential role , honestly .

The town chef Like you all would be fucking pumped if I was like you're a cook in the bunker , if you're assigned dude , fuck you both All .

I know is this . I'd be happy If he was assigned the cook . I'd be like I know I'm getting great meals every night .

When you're done filling your Glasses , pass , pass that bad boy around here Um , you can pass it this way .

So now , then there was , so you got tiktok happening , thank you . Then you had the information of these gentlemen with gasoline In California .

Did you see that ?

yeah , like pouring them in like sewer grates and shit . And they just arrested a man with a blowtorch .

Yeah , what's going on ?

What .

A guy got arrested for supposedly starting the fires with a flamethrower .

He was like a homeless , unidentified man .

Not only that , then people got caught pouring gasoline in the drains and shit .

Well , the craziest part is they didn't catch them . They're still unidentified . Oh , but there's people doing it .

There's video footage of people setting fires in LA , but they can't catch anybody . They don't know who anybody is .

And supposedly it's a homeless guy with a fucking flamethrower , that's awesome .

Who started this ? That's fucking awesome . Guy's last name is Pelosi .

That place can burn . Man , fucking LA Hollywood , fucking Sodom and Gomorrah , burn , go away . Goodbye , wow , sodom and Gomorrah . You know , wow , there's not a good soul in that fucking town , man .

I mean , there's some innocents in that town , yeah .

Not all of them are miserable cocksucking scumbags . I'm sure there's a percentage of the population that's like good people and shit , but that place like I'm not upset , that place is burning at all Like good riddance . I'm not upset , that place is burning at all Like good riddance .

I feel like the only downside Is they're like immigrating into Other cities , like they're gonna have to like move towards like Texas and shit like that . That's fine , if fucking Texas will shoot them .

Yeah , dude .

To me that's like just because of , like , the pansiness and the Cuntiness of Californians Sorry Californians , sorry Californians , you're all a bunch of cunts . That's when there's like a revolution because , like , they'll all start coming from California to Texas and it's like a fucking big LBGTQ fucking World War out in Vegas or something .

Yeah .

I think even even the fags in Texas would win , though Right , I'll take a gay Texan over a gay Californian .

All day , all day , every day right .

Fucking horns , baby Fucking horns , horn them , horn them , jesus Christ . Listen horns , baby fucking horns , horn them , horn them , jesus christ . Um , I listen you if that ever happens . Shit like that , where there's like this revolution or like almost like another civil war , and I mean so are you , are you ?

the californians are starting a civil war .

It's gonna be over pretty quick is it more realistic of a civil war or like a dystopia ? Dystopia , right yeah .

That can happen real quick . You know like I'm not so sold on the civil war anymore .

No , no , I'm feeling more like .

Well , let's see what happens . January 20th , January 20th yeah .

Or prior to .

Well , yeah .

Anywhere in between .

Yes , get your fire pokers ready . Just hearing what's going on , we have our , we've gotten some information which we're not going to relay the source of , of what's going on with .

Well , the explanation of the drones , the drones .

Yeah , we've received an explanation .

Yeah so I mean , we have the inside scoop people . You've heard it here first and it's not , it's , it's not a pretty sight , probably the best way to say it yeah , it's um , it's convoluted you know um .

Just like nuts .

There's Burgers .

All of us are boots on the street . Lay it out .

Yeah , you want me to just throw out what I've heard , okay , so .

You want me to put a little Marvin Gaye on her and throw it to Grapevine or something .

No .

Okay , I thought that would be good .

So what I've heard through fairly reliable sources is that the drones are Chinese drones launched by Iran . Okay , from where ?

From the Atlantic , the Ayatollah sending drones our way Right .

But the purpose of the drones is that they're looking for a Russian sub that had gone missing about like a year year and a half ago-ish , you know somewhere around there .

A nuclear sub , I assume .

Like I don't know if anybody remembers , but like there was a like an almost Hunt for Red October-like thing where , like a Russian nuclear sub went missing and it had this doomsday weapon fucking .

I'm sorry , you know , fucking ben , there's nothing in texas texas but steers and queers well , that's an accurate statement and he wonders why he gets kicked off .

That's an accurate state , understood .

But comments like that .

Unfortunately , the people on facebook are gonna you gotta like find a funny spelling for the queers .

I disagree .

Because if you type out queers , there you go , that's all you got to do right there .

I like the out front approach .

You go like K .

So everybody can see exactly what Ben thinks and how he thinks .

You go like KW instead of QU .

You know , like something like that .

That's how you stay on Facebook .

Jesus H Christ ain't nothing but steers and queers in Texas . You don't look much like a steer to me .

But anyway .

Alright , so back to the back to the .

Right , so this Russian sub had gone missing a couple years ago a year and a half ago whatever . Russia thought we had it , still thinks we have it . Um , do we have it ? So let me take you back to a comment trump made in like a press conference or like some some whatever .

Okay , so from what I know um the reason that the drones are there is that these chinese drones , launched by iran , are looking for the russian sub you can actually find like good confirmation of this if you like look it up , like there was like news , like there was like I forgot what his name was but he actually like came out and was saying that there was

Why isn't it being like detected ?

Well , of course it would be from New Jersey , no one would smell the difference of them being there . Um and like that . Like we're in agreement with them to let them look for it , cause we don't have it . Like they think we have it , we don't have it . They're like you know fine .

That's the story out there right now .

Well , I don't think it's a story out there right now , iran is on its way to replacing russia as the leading arms country yeah , like , but you can actually actually find this .

Iran launched a mothership , probably about a month ago , that contains these drones . That mothership is off . I'm going to tell you the deal . It's off the east coast of the United States of America . They've launched

hear , and again , these are from high sources . I don't say this lightly . What's that you want me to just send it ?

to you . We can see you're here and again , these are from high sources . I don't say this lightly . What's that ? We know there was a probability .

You want me to just send it to you . Who was ?

that talking and where he looked very important .

I wish I could tell you what his name was . I'm just not . Did he have a ?

pin on his lapel .

He did . He did have a pin on his those are important people man , yes , have you ever worn a pin on your lapel ?

For what ?

For anything . I've worn a pin on my lapel . I think I may have .

I feel like I have A couple funerals . I have A couple times yeah . Like an angel , like a heart . It's weird .

I got it at okay .

Something from my grandma when I was younger .

I think , he's Way to make me feel bad for almost getting ready to make fun of you . I was just saying it's just it was- .

I think he was like talking more of in , like a alright , let's listen to this real quick .

Yeah , this is uh not that , but um maybe linked to Iranian mothership , says congressman . Let's see who this is . We don't know , of course yeah , gulf of America . America , fuck yeah , is it , fuck yeah , is it really ?

that's what he's gonna do , man like , go ahead , man , do it , fuck . Yeah , I think you see he wants to go get the panama canal too , right ? Yep , part one . Previous owner passed away eight years later .

The new wants to go get the Panama Canal too right . Yep Part one Previous owner passed away . Eight years later , the new owner decided to get the wall safe open .

Hold down on the message and then when it pops up with like a preview , then click on the preview Gmail bro . Like hold down on the thing it's on Gmail , man , and then just click the preview right there . Yeah , Maybe that'll work .

The white rhino has out-taken Pat .

There you go . I'm going to tell you the real deal . Iran launched a mothership , probably about a month ago , that contains these drones . That mothership is off . I'm going to tell you the deal . It's off the east coast of the United States of America . They've launched drones . It's everything that we can see or hear and , again , these are from high sources .

Yeah , I mean the guy's right . He just doesn't have all the info shoot first . Ask questions later like he , he's got the whole iran thing down like he doesn't know why . If he knew , why you know okay , so why ?

why do you think ?

it's , it's like because , like trump said , because of the submarine well , well , yeah , yeah , yeah . But like Trump said , the government knows why . I don't know why they're not telling the public , why you know he said that , like you could find that Because most of the public is a bunch of children and they can't handle the truth .

I don't think it's that at all dude , I disagree .

I think if everybody knew the reason , we'd be like okay , yeah , sure , that makes sense . They're looking for something . We don't have it . We said you know . They said we want to look .

We're like okay , fucking go look then .

Go , look , get it over with . Fucking see you later . And that's what's going on , you know , until they find it . Who knows what happens when they find it ? I don't know if we have it , but like , who knows , we may have it , who knows , I don't know ? Okay , people move along . There's nothing to see here .

I'm waiting for Alec Baldwin to get introduced to the fucking story .

Well , they can't put him on a submarine anymore because he shoots people .

Yeah , I mean it's either that or we're going to get .

He's not allowed near live ordnance .

Shoot , run , fucking prop guy that's what happens .

That's it . It's going to be like the good old , uh harrison ford movies back in the day clear and present danger , something like that was it ?

was it what ? No , that hunt for red october was uh alec baldwin and who else ? And denzel denzel yeah , we got .

We got real life . Jack ryan's going on right now . This is what's going on All the spies , everybody's getting fucking alerted . Take him out .

What was the other one ? What was the other submarine movie with Gene Hackman ?

Oh , that was with Denzel . Yeah , that was Denzel .

That's the one with Denzel Crimson Tide On February October was Sean . Connery , yeah , I can't believe I mixed that up .

Wow , I mean Sean .

Connery Denzel .

Crimson Tide .

That's a great movie , great movie , honestly both , and they don't wash themselves out either .

No .

You can't get bored with the whole sub brushing this , that game .

You know like they're two great movies , isn't we ? Who else it doesn't alec baldwin play jack ryan ?

no um , bat flick played jack ryan in one movie .

I think chris pine is playing jack ryan right now well , chris pine's got that new seat , that another series coming out .

Oh , I'm supposed to be fucking oh , and was it korinsky , right , john korinsky , jack ryan , yeah that's the eternal , the show yeah , the shit list .

Oh , that's a good one . Shit , that's . It's schindler's list , I don't know something , what , what that was on the other day . I haven't seen that movie .

Kevin refuses to watch it because he doesn't like to see anyone escape . Did you watch it ? I'm not going to lie , dude , have you ?

seen it . No , that movie , it's like fucking nine hours long , right .

Bro , that movie , though , Like who wants to watch that ? It looks like it was pretty much World War II all over again what they did for the actors who looked extremely malnourished .

Who wants to sit through over three hours right ?

They're like if we did it for a war , I'm sure we could do it for a movie for nine hours you leave .

Daniel Day-Lewis out of this . That's who he was in there . Right , that was who it was .

I don't think Wasn't he in there I ?

don't know if he was that one man . Fuck . No , let's move on .

But like watching that movie I'm like holy fuck , dude that hit like I was like fuck .

I didn't even realize how bad it was then , as it is now , as you're watching it .

Kevin puts that on and self-cleans the oven in the house .

I thought we stopped doing this shit . It's mid-law .

I thought we had like a production meeting , like a year ago I didn't . Well , let's call up Charles Thompson and ask him .

Oh , mamma mia , mamma mia .

I'm going straight to HR . You're going straight to hell .

You're going straight to H-E-L-L , not H-R . Um yeah , but just , I don't know how they filmed that fucking movie , because there was so many .

I can't believe we're still talking about this movie . I'm just trying to like .

Looking at it , I'm like these motherfuckers really had a God . Have you seen the movie ? Yes , I believe .

God has . Where'd this ass chair come from , by the way ? What ass chair ?

It's like has where'd this ass chair come from ? By the way , what ass chair . It's like fucking broken . Mikey took the good chair , I did not . I pulled this one out of the like back there . Mikey doesn't lie .

He's a . He's a . He's one of my good children . The white rhino never lies how you do it .

This got like a fucking flat tire , like I don't know what's going on with this man , anyway , anyway , go on like you aggravated god with your bitching .

You know what ?

all the time you gotta say something , throw a wrench into the works .

That's why I like you ben , we're going a little , je little Jefferson Ocean bourbon tonight .

Can we smoke in the house ? Well , the warden's out .

Oh shit , the warden's out , everyone plays .

What's the brown drink of the night ?

I just answered him , I just thought it was a little Jefferson Ocean .

Yeah , for now . Then we got a little BBC . I think we may get to the other bottles .

We may you will .

Where is ?

Are you kidding me right now ? You just noticed that . Yeah , I was like what the fuck bro ?

Dude be cool , don't tell lies man Be cool . Don't tell lies , no , it's just like Dude . What if she's watching ?

She's not watching . Can I have a drink ?

She's being ravaged by a pack of coyotes in the wild right now .

Just light your own man . Just one , just one . Okay , it's one and only one .

Don't fucking celebrate it .

Just one I always feel bad with Maddie . Well , now , mikey .

You know what they have to deal because you know , eminem it well now .

Mikey , they have to deal because fucking Eminem over there , motherfuckers alright , so here's the deal .

are we at the brink of society coming close to collapsing ? Mickey Blue Eyes , what do you think , since you're so fucking quiet over here ?

I don't know about collapse , but mass reformation probably . I think it's been a long time coming If you look at the history of the world . We're kind of due for this . We're kind of far off from this . It's been delayed . A little reset , a little natural reset , yeah . Yeah , I think , like you know , we're pretty far gone .

This is going to turn out to be a little crazy . What am I answering into ?

Your mouth . Talk amongst yourselves .

All right mouth , talk amongst yourselves . Um , all right . I mean , I can see something crazy happening to where a group of people like lose their fucking mind and just wasn't .

It isn't that the democratic party at this point .

Well , so I was talking about this the other day , like think about covid , like yeah , you know .

So you said yeah double , double maskers , those people , well , I'm saying like covid shut everything down .

And then you were saying like , oh , it can't happen again . I was like , okay , maybe not with a virus , but with something else . Yeah , exactly . And so , emp , you know when ? Yeah , exactly . So when I started saying that you know people are going to resort to looting and shit like that , then you can see just chaos in the streets .

That's not even what we saw with an EMP or invasion or something . Here's the huge big negative , covid . We were locked at home with just Wi-Fi Internet , tiktok and brain melting . Right , yeah tiktok and brain melting , right . Yeah , imagine that happening . Now , not covered , but another thing , but it's actually all .

I think it would just completely crumble the system as we know it right now . You gotta take a look at . Is that not a fall ? I don't think it's a fall . I feel like America is way too powerful .

You gotta think right . You don't think it happens where America in an instant can go to a third world country .

I don't think so Only because America alone right , maybe for like a month . Yeah but I'm not saying like forever , because America has , like the strongest military right .

The thing is , you're going to have those people who are so fed the fuck up .

Right , but you have to .

We also got this thing called martial law . I know that .

It's not even the people that are fed up . It's going to be the abject fear that people have because they can't get on , and that's exactly what our non-allies want , Our enemies want .

Of course they want to strike fear in the US , do everything possible because of . I mean , how are we going to react ? We're going to have superheroes of LBGTQ fucking come up and what's up , Miss Lore , Fly with their capes .

Right , but like what I was getting at is like so we have like the strongest military right , but we also the military aspect of that is the militia Like our people have always been the strongest , like the Second Amendment has always been the strongest part of .

America Right ? Don't we have the right to form a militia ?

Oh yeah , that's in the Constitution . That's what I'm saying .

Well , yeah , as soon as you want to fight the guys behind armored tanks and stuff , yeah , go for it .

But do you think society can get to that , to where it's ?

I don't think 100% .

It's like that movie , civil War , that came out . It was terrible , by the way .

It was terrible . By the way , it could have been so better . You know what I'm saying Great concept , terrible .

They should have killed the camera crew right at the beginning they made it more of the aspect of the reporter than it was .

Yeah .

Than the Civil War yes .

And that's why even the story was kind of corny and how they got to the fucking White House and shit .

And they were like yay , let's celebrate . Fucking reporters .

I agree , ben Travers . I think an EMP would cripple the country , but I think it would not do it permanently . I think you have enough capable people Like I'm not saying there's 100% .

I don't know , I'm not saying there's 100% . The reason why I don't agree with that is due to the fact of how sensitive our power groups are .

Sure , like okay , I see what you're saying , but I I also do agree with mikey about that sure , like it'll happen for a period like that period isn't what they think the period's gonna be . You know , like the period of like , like energizing , if you want to call that , like the getting electricity and shit back to like the hubs , like the important hubs .

This is when Iron man Reveals himself .

Won't take too long , but like Fucking , like Binghamton , like they're gonna wait .

That's what I'm saying . Like you're gonna have these pockets , but for me certain parts of New York . It's gonna be bigger pockets due to the fact of

But it's not even that . It's what happens after the EMP , because they're not just going to pop an EMP and then be like uh-huh let's see what happens . They're going to hit the backup of the backup Right .

And then , once our backup plan kicks in , boom another EMP well , I think they have an idea of the backup plan .

I don't think they know what the backup plan is the way the government's going nowadays . I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan if I were in the position of whoever , I would throw the E the way the government's going nowadays . I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan . Well yeah , even Kevin knows .

All right , you're done talking .

Welcome to the TID show . You come in here and tell me what to do .

He wanted his drink .

You don't say come on .

Jesus , you just say please , you just want to finish your drink . To prove a point .

What yeah , they say , I don't finish my drinks .

Well , ben , I can honestly say the people that were in charge during the covid pandemic really weren't leaders or in charge of anything it's . I mean biden was too worried about pardoning , uh , chinese sex offenders so so okay .

So just an another wrinkle to the , to the drone story why you say sex offender .

All of a sudden people stop watching . Is that ?

there's also a , a so-called plan um , to have two successive emps one to take out the grid , one , the next one to take out , like people that go up on generators and stuff , like a week or two later , um , and all that is supposed to happen before trump takes office .

So trump can't take office because they'll implement the 25th amendment so nancy pelosi's in her garage and apparel I'm not sure what it is working on a pinch but there is a thing in order to get her into office , because she's the vice president you know .

That's why , like I , I think , like fdr , like had that happen . That's with him right . Like that's why , like I , I think , like fdr , like had that happen that's with him right like . That's why he like stayed in office for so long . That'll be crazy if that happened yeah what ?

what amendment is it ? The 20 something amendment where they can implement it in order to keep power of this current sitting president , even though they're the yeah , try to recite president , even though they're the , even though there was , they were sworn in as a transfer of power the other day there's a thing .

I don't know the language of it , but there's a thing where if , like , there's a war declaration or something , does anybody know the fucking amendment out there ? Regardless of term limit check it out , ben .

Check it out , johnny Pica . Where are you when we need you ?

Like the sitting president Will stay in power and it won't be . Isn't that just ? And ?

the thing is , it won't be Joe Biden . They'll say he's . He's too mentally fucked up .

They'll shoot him in the face On the fucking east lawn .

Kamala . It'll end up being Kamala , yeah .

But yeah , isn't that like Just declaration , like we're in a state of war and then it's just martial law ? See the problem with that ?

that'd be crazy . The problem with that see people could take up arms , then like I feel in this country at this moment , at in these times , like if that situation scenario were to unfold like that that's not good .

Of course .

Well , the scariest thing is just that the borders open .

So , like all while well , I feel like the borders been cinched , but I feel like it's like too little to see the video of the Cartel guy .

He like just cut through the fucking gate . He like cut through the gate , didn't even come in , he just let all these fucking people in and then walked away and he was like he's like looking at the camera , going like yeah , but it could be a video of like if someone's fucking yard .

You know like I don't know , like I believe half of what I see and like the other half I'll like sort of take a deep dive into and maybe see if it's credible . You know like I don't know , like there's so much fucking AI and shit out there .

Pull up Ben's last comment because I think he makes a very valid point I put it up there already the last one , yeah .

Huh .

It says look at Cali fires . History of devastating fires , history of fires , history of devastating fires . I gotta keep on practicing that our government officials are either incompetent or apathetic to the people I'd say apathetic .

I don't think you get into that and not be well , okay .

So so the california fires . There's a whole other wrinkle to it too . Are they burning Diddy evidence ? Hunter Biden's home got burned , didn't it ?

See , that's a stretch for me .

I saw it , if they burned down .

California to hide Diddy evidence , then I'm all done , and I said it too , man .

I said that too , and now I'm not calling you to hide ditty evidence . And I said it too , man , I said that too , and now I'm just like well , maybe man Did Ellen's mansion go up in smoke . I don't know , but it's a curious thought . That's all I'm saying .

Yeah , I think that one's a far fetch .

I don't think it's far fetched . I think it's a curious thought .

All I'm saying about it is hello .

Hello . I'm Chinese All we're doing is crying about celebrity homes . Right now , I'm not crying .

Well , I'm just saying who's crying ? I'm not crying .

I'm not either , but you know what I mean .

You're crying , you're crying , I'm not crying .

That's the whole fucking news cycle .

It's like oh , Are you going to contribute to Maria Shivers GoFundMe ?

Come on . Donate to Maria . Come on .

Did you see the Diddy phone call from prison ? It was like the Pizzagate thing .

Yeah , but here's the thing , man . There's so much ai out there right now I can't believe any of that shit . Yeah , that's the thing . It's like that . That's the problem with the world we live in now is you cannot make a distinct assumption or fucking decision because everything is fucking fake it's it's fuck , it's crazy dude it's nuts .

Well , like a sweeping , like not just one , like 30 .

Yeah , dude , Give me a fucking give me a time of when the Hells Angels got arrested . 150 of them got fucking arrested by two undercover guys .

January 20th .

Hello .

I just don't . I don't see it happening . I don't Even with him coming into office , even though he said he'll reveal the Kennedy tapes , he'll reveal the UFO files , he'll reveal this . I don't see it happening .

Well , let's see if he gets into office first right .

Yes , first things first .

Let's get to January 21 , and we can talk about that .

what he's going to reveal Did you see the congressional thing where they were questioning a judge about Trump's 34 felony convictions .

Ben just so you know they did try to institute protective measures , but all that got voted down in a bill did try to institute protective measures , but all that got voted down in a bill .

There's 113 firefighters that were dismissed because they wouldn't follow the vaccination protocol .

Well , it's also like the water you know where it's being diverted to .

Hawaii .

No , oh , it's being diverted to like pistachio farms and like dumb shit like that . Like I'm not kidding , wait a minute , are they sending water to Ukraine ? Like I'm not kidding , are they sending ?

water to Ukraine , like I'm not kidding , pistachio farms .

Yeah , why pistachios ?

It just happens to be what they're growing out there , you know .

I mean , I like a good pistachio , but Me too .

Yeah , ladies and gentlemen , we have breaking news .

I'm serious .

It has been confirmed on the take a deep show that pistachio lives are more important than human lives in california .

The price of a bag of pistachios just went up 17 .

Yeah , like honestly it would not the case it listen that would not fucking surprise me that's the case . Um Listen , that would not fucking surprise me . That's the case .

Like there's no water because , Because it's different to the pistachio farms .

You said that yes , because deals have been made in the past to give water to these farms , and one happens to be pistachios . Do you want to know who they made the deal with ? Who ?

co-signed it .

Gavinavin newsom . Oh , I like gavin's one of my , you know he's a good guy . You blame gavin newsom . That fucking cocksucker's gotta go , and and the mayor of la have you gotta go by the way , have you seen like , uh , like , I guess the mayor of la was like in canada or something while these wildfires were happening ?

like she flew back and some like british reporter like got her in the terminal , was asking all these questions about like oh god , like somebody , look it up on tiktok um british reporter look it up quick we're not gonna be able to after the 19th like , Like mayor of LA .

It's so funny Like he asks all these pertinent questions and she says fucking nothing . It's because listen .

It comes down to the truth of the matter is there are politicians who can give two flying fucks about human beings .

They're like what the fuck is she doing in Canada , by the way ?

And you can tell by Dude . First of all , look at some of the bills that .

Look at some of the bills . Canada's like Russia to me right now .

Look at some of the bills that got passed in California about the human sex trafficking that certain individuals . If you're caught sex trafficking you can't get charged for this certain crime .

It's a disease . It's not against the law . It's a disease .

So a liberal is like I'm sure we get a vaccine for it . It's like COVID .

Is it a respiratory thing ? Being liberal , do you get ?

all nasally and shit . You had to see how angry the doctors got . The other day we took Matthew to the doctor and we had to test him for COVID and the flu and this and that and strep . So they call back a couple hours later and they're like oh yeah , he tested positive for flu A . I said 18 months ago was that . Covid no , why not ?

Give him vitamin C .

Click .

That's what happens when Maddie hangs up on him as he's asking the lady a question . She's just like my name is Jeff .

Might as well have been .

My name is Jeff .

One of my sources just confirmed your pistachio water story .

Oh well , yeah .

I don't say fucking fake shit . I guess they own billions of dollars worth of California's water . So does like Harvard and shit Did you see Harvard also .

Harvard owns water in California .

Yeah , Time out . It was like recently Time out . They just bought billions of dollars worth of water in .

California . How the fuck do they own ? It's insane . How do ?

they own water Isn't that wild .

How do you own water ?

Right Probably reservoirs .

I can understand . If the water filtration system out there and you're the county or the state that does it , how the fuck do you own water in California ?

Probably buy reservoirs . Do you know about the train all the way up in Washington ?

You can't buy a reservoir Reservoir is fucking DEP shit , but someone okay . So I don't know . It takes some giant fucking lake that California takes water from Lake Titicaca , lake Mead , like I'm sure Lake Mead goes to Cali right . I have no where's Lake Mead ? Nevada , hoover Dam , oh I don't know , but anyway I like Lake Titicaca .

Like a highway system Down in Florida .

Minnetonka . You know you think of that water Titicaca Think of that water like a highway system , Like eventually you have like exit ramps and tolls Fuck says Titicaca you know like someone owns- .

I want to send a rhino to Lake Titicaca .

Like owns that shit you saw on the Joe Rogan podcast like Trump was talking about . They have a plug . I think it's like up in Washington where it's preventing all that water from going down that entire like Pacific Northwest , like coast too . Oh yeah , yeah , it's the reason why California is so damn dry .

There's a plug , yes , like a bathtub .

Yes , like Tom and Jerry . Yes , you hold the plug . It quite literally would just drain water , not drain water drop water all over .

Does it have one of those big chain link things to it ?

Well , the way he was describing it , so you don't lose it , the way he was describing it was like , genuinely , it's like a giant version of , like a fucking sink plug yeah , that they have way up in the Pacific Northwest .

For what , though , Well ?

because they have agriculture way up there , I'm assuming maybe pistachio fucking farms , but they have all this agriculture up there , and it's not .

Ben says do not send it to Montreal because the tainted warrior will screw up with my mother-in-law's vibrating panties .

Ben , what I want to know .

The EMP's going to fuck those up . Ha , ha , ha Ben .

That's a good one , buddy . Ask your mother-in-law if Trudeau leaving and a new guy coming in Is going to have any effect on the the sex product trade in Montreal .

What .

Whoa what the fuck ? Well , they're in between now Fucking Trudeau bailed yeah .

Does Ben have any inside info on that ?

Any news from across the border ?

Right Doesn't mean you call in , though Ben , call in this is fucking TID International .

Come on , Ben , call in .

I did get a notice saying if we don't make any phone calls with that number by February 7th , it shuts off .

Oh well , put it up and Ben fucking call in .

Keep the TID hotline open Right .

There you go Call our hotline 845-842-1652 .

Big Billy where are you ?

We're frozen again . We're fine , we're fine .

No , we're frozen again . We're all right , we're fine , we're fine .

No , we're frozen . No we're good , we're good , we're golden .

We're fine , it's when I'm going back and forth to tab . So I bet you that phone is not going to work .

We'll call you back . We will call back .

We're the only podcast that will call you Civil War .

You gotta shut that door to white rhinos killing people . Dude he is . I know why you had it open .

I'm like trying to figure out what the hell it would be .

You kind of almost look like that alien thing

That has a spotlight on it .

Do you have ?

any . Do you have any eye black ? We can put some eye black on .

Cut the glare . Can you get the guy in the side curtain real quick ? Ah , there it is .

It's better . Do you want to know why he keeps calling me White Rhino ?

No , just go with it . It's a cool nickname , just fucking go with it .

Do you take rhino pills ? No , no , what ?

I don't know , those are blue rhinos , aren't they ?

You should turn that light off .

So how do you feel ? How do you feel about Mikey taking the black rhino pills , the black rhino pills ?

Yeah .

We could stop this shit right now . Like this conversation is over Idiot . It's so funny .

It's over .

I'm not talking about it anymore what did you get ?

what did you get upset because he's taking no , no no , this is .

This is not upset . Oh , like is , come on moving on . That's your free pass , okay .

Oh , no , no , no , no , no no .

No .

Look at this . Oh my god , you can see it on the screen . Look at that .

Look at that gapper Jethro put that shit away .

I say it's a reverse .

I say , I say , boy , you got a purty mouth , boy , how you doing ? Hey , mikey , you got a purty mouth .

Can you whistle through the tooth here ?

No , there you go , that's it Alright . So , and now all these ? Did you see all these fucking like Mayan and Aztec shit being fucking discovered ?

Again with the fucking , All these temples ? Haven't we already disproved the Mayan calendar ?

Go Beckley Temple . Well , go Beckley Temple . That's from what are you talking about .

There was another fucking .

Crop circle .

No , like Aztec fucking pyramid shit found . Yeah , you can finish it and it like it's like one of the biggest . I'll take the rest if you don't want it . I guess , like they said , there's like other pyramids , but if you take three of those pyramids it doesn't even fit into the size of this one . That's how big it is . I think it's the main .

I haven't heard anything new about anything .

That's about that . That's all I wanted to say , nice .

Nice , that was a good talk .

My name is Jess .

Those microplastics are getting to you , dude .

Speaking of microplastics , here's a good . What are microplastics ? All the shit that like ? Anytime you drink plastic shit like that , what's the chemical that's in it ? Light lithen , something it's the chemical . X in it Light life and something it's the chemical .

So , Are we getting to hermaphrodite ? Is that where we're getting ? So think about this .

Aliens look like the greys or whatever , supposedly whatever . They have no sex organs and they're almost like you know . They look like they morphed into no penis , no vagina .

The Charleston greys .

Time out . Wait , you're telling me , there's a study .

Yeah , that is measuring the fucking .

Taint size , the distance of the taint . Yep , when you die .

No , not when you die , or just like now , when kids are born , now , oh , when they're born . When they're born , they're becoming smaller and smaller , to the point of- .

We're not going length . Weight color .

No , we're going taint size . There's like fucking taint . We're throwing taint in there , yeah , taint size , and what do you identify as it's ?

like when war became a stat in baseball . All of a sudden we got taint size . Yeah , this is the TNT percentage . What the fuck is going on .

Wow , look at this space between his balls and his ass . You know Shit , man .

I'm telling you right now dude Rogan talks about it all the time .

Is that government funded ?

Is that fucking government funded ? I have no idea . And the scariest thing is like Like 8.4 billion for taint length the scariest thing to me is have you heard of xenoestrogens ?

It's like you know what estrogen is , you know what estrogen is .

Right yeah it's a female hormone , yeah , but xenoestrogens are basically like if you know what amino acids are , so they're the building blocks for these hormones . So in our food today everything's pretty industrialized , so it's ultra-processed foods contain a lot of xenoestrogens because it helps with the chemical reactions .

So the more we ingest , you're making more feminine .

So we're all going female yes .

And so , but over time , naturally the Y chromosome .

That's the liberals .

So over time , naturally , the Y chromosome is just getting smaller . That's just how it is . But now we're expediting the fucking process .

You're going to be asexual , you're not going to have a penis or a vagina and no boobs . This is a real thing .

About 60% of the American household eats just nothing but ultra-processed foods and xenoestrogens . Along with microplastics is one of the biggest parts .

I'm going to tell you , Ben has it right . Here he goes . At least , if we're reducing the space between taint and other , we'll be able to fuck ourselves and we won't have to worry about alimony , child support , mother-in-laws with vibrating panties .

Ben , I love you Ben .

He's on point , he's on point .

Top contributor .

Ben's gonna get a shout out .

Well , that's what it is he's saying . What he's saying right now Because he doesn't want to be kicked off of Facebook like he was . Maybe he wasn't contributing enough , I don't know . Don't look at me like I kicked this motherfucker off Facebook . I don't think you did anything .

I think Facebook did something .

I did nothing .

I think Facebook did something .

He must have did something completely illegal .

Yeah Well , I don't know about illegal .

Yeah , I mean he's in Boston , so most likely he probably robbed a bank .

You know what I wanted to ask you ? If society falls and it's a dystopian universe right Two dirt bikes .

Yes .

Honestly I already knew where you were going with that . Honestly like probably two of the best choices you could pick man Dirt bikes would be a very good choice due to the fact they wouldn't be affected by the EMP .

They're a weed whacker with wheels man . They're not going to be affected by that , but you got to get no joke though if you're low gas .

If you're getting a dirt bike , you need a dirt bike with like a fucking silencer on it , so nobody knows where you are . Well , I'm just trying to keep things safe .

That's actually like kind of my plan . Like my plan is to bump start my motorcycle . Okay , my plan is to bump start my motorcycle , Okay . Well , so because , like , obviously the battery's going to be messed up so I can't use the key ignition . But if you toss it into first gear and you just run at it .

Yeah , pop it , pop it , yeah , but like , if you get like , remember what was it ? Delta Force , remember Delta ? Force With the silencers on the fucking bikes , dude I don't remember bikes , dude .

I don't remember sounds . I remember rocket launchers on the back .

Yeah , but you never heard the bike like .

No , I'm pretty sure you did . I don't think so . I'm going to go watch the movie tonight when I get home . No , you're not , I am Not even happening . It's on Netflix , is it really ?

Yes , is that Chuck Norris ?

Of course it is , but yeah , dirt Bike definitely Wait , can I ?

just be here to the left for a second Mm-hmm Best Chuck Norris movie . Ooh , there's a couple of really good ones out there .

What's the one with him and fucking Bruce Lee ?

Well , that's Revenge of the Dragon .

Revenge of the Dragon , Revenge of the Nerds . I got to go with that one man , no absolutely not .

I'm going back to the dragon .

I'm going Delta Force . I love Delta Force .

You got the octagon . You got a force of one , force of one . You got force vengeance . See , I like the I'm not even trying here .

So I like the martial art Chuck Norris more than the military Chuck Norris . I want to say that off the bat . Oh , lone Wolf McQuaid , I mean Jesus , god . So I'm going dragon , you know .

Crickets . Really , I think you should go upstairs when we're done and I think you should pull up the octagon on your cable thingy and I think you should give that one a watch .

My cable thingy . It's so hard . Should give that one a watch my cable thingy .

So wait , we might I think we also wait a minute . It's true , they also totally forgot . Chuck norris will be forgotten by everyone . Yeah , I totally never , ever , totally forgot he'll fade away . He will never ever fade away you've heard it here first people breaking news . Tid show . Do we have a sponsor ? A sponsor no , what do you then ?

dude I , I showed you that like way before take back .

Take back to breaking news right now .

And I haven't looked . Ladies and gentlemen , we have breaking news .

Breaking news is the breaking news . Prior to , this was false .

You just lost credibility .

False reporting on the TID show .

What did ?

you show me then Like breaking news . Pat may have just scared away a sponsor with breaking news , you know .

How would I scare away a sponsor ? Breaking news . You know , like how would I scare away , how is that hit the music breaking news ladies and gentlemen , we have breaking news we have a sponsor we might not now like where the fuck does that come from ?

by the way , ladies , and gentlemen , once again breaking news . The breaking news of the breaking news , of the breaking news is false .

We do not have a sponsor .

We have a sponsor Breaking news . If you're that , sponsors out there .

I can't believe you made that actually funny .

Breaking news .

Son of a bitch .

Arrow , I'm shiny .

Mikey does not see the humor in this . He's trying to figure out he's our investigative reporter . This is Mickey Blue Eyes , our investigative reporter .

No , it's just all personal interest .

And he's actually , he's watching .

I see shit , Dude . One of my favorite fighters is about to fight tonight .

He doesn't care about the fight . This guy does not even care about being on the show .

I have a fucking devoted fan Pat . Breaking news . Who's fighting ? His name is Luke Lesser . It's in the 1FC .

Ladies and gentlemen , once again , this is the most breaking news in one episode ever .

The white rhino just does not care .

You have brain rot , dude . That's all . This is .

It's on fucking repeat .

Let the boy watch .

Shut up , bitch . I was just about to hit him . Not tonight , kevin , I was creeping over .

I saw him . I was like fuck this shit . I was like I'll go get it before he gets it .

Oh , if you touch this , it won't do anything . If you touch this , it did , though no .

No , it didn't . You hit the pad . Yeah , I hit the pad . No , I stood up and was like bink .

Yes you know , all right , that's not .

No , okay , well one one , one thing I wanted to go over . I want to see if you guys are behind me on this one . Nope In 24 we started

I remember this . So , 2024 , we pushed hard To bring retard and faggot back .

Yes , and I think we were successful on certain ones . I believe so .

It seems like it is back into the whole platform . Nobody's really batting an eye at it anymore . Yeah , you know you could be a faggot , you could be a retard , it don't matter . Doesn't matter , and it's not a bad thing .

Do you have 2025 considerations ?

So what is the words we're looking to bring back in 2025 ?

Well , it's not really a word . I want to bring back in 2025 people getting punched in the face . Just get punched in the mouth , for these fucking loud mouth , douchey , faggot , ass faggots that talk nonsense and yell and scream when they don't get it .

How great of a YouTube channel would it be ? We send him out in like a diaper and a fucking , like a I don't know , like Cupid . We'll send him out like Cupid . And if you send him out like Cupid , and if you like him , if it's a good person , you give him a hug . If it's a bad person , you punch him in the mouth .

If I can get away with that without getting sued , I'm in . That's what I'm talking about , right ?

there Bam , I'm in Boom . Millions of views . Little quick jip Boom , matty diaper . Why does it got to be dirty Right Just because it's ?

Why does it got to be dirty ?

Because you're looking to punch somebody in the mouth .

Can I wear a holster with a bottle of scotch on the side ?

Oh my god , that'll be so fucking great . And the pacifier .

The pacifier and a bottle of scotch . I shake it up , I take it out .

You'd be like the dude from Roger Rabbit , the pacifier from roger rabbit the pacifier is tied to his neck so it like can't like hit the ground , so it's like six but it's really tight oh you can only get it a little bit .

You're ruining it . You're ruining it , you've ruined it . No ruinedined .

Great . No , I honestly think I think you should , if you can , videotape Just walking up to somebody Knocking them out Because they're an asshole . I want to see that .

It's already on your Instagram feed . Yeah , it's .

Most likely . It's all over . I mean you don't have to go far To see that Dude ?

my Instagram feed is bad . I can't watch it anymore .

What I want to know does any of these people get prosecuted ?

No , bro , because , for whatever reason , it's like all in Europe .

All these fucking . Is that where we got to go ? I got to go to France and punch a fucking Frenchman in the mouth , because that'd be , awesome there's a fucking channel called Morbid Something . Can we get our sponsor to send me to Europe for that ? It shows you really bad shit bro , we're still in talks , man .

Yeah , how's our sponsor ?

No , ladies and gentlemen , we have breaking news .

No sponsor . We gotta teach Orbs about the art of sales .

We have more information about the fucking drones than we do in a sponsor .

You don't have to teach Orbs anything . Orbs learned that you can't show Pat shit during the show .

Why did you show me that ? That's all .

Why did you show me that ? I thought you'd get like a little boner man .

I did , it was breaking news .

You know , I didn't think we were going to run with it like this .

And not for nothing it's been a while . You know he's getting ready to fucking jit all over himself , oh my god Fucking , release the glue .

That's it . I'm gonna unload the glue gun .

Just go in the woods , man .

I'm gonna be so backed up , I'm creating like I'm making my own roofing shit for the apocalypse . You alright , you were gonna say something .

Is he smoking a joint ?

What the fuck is he doing ? Grabbing his fat lips ?

Just say it we gotta call an ambulance .

What's going ?

on here .

No , you don't want me to say it . Okay , nope , friendship's end , show's over .

So if you guys haven't heard , go out and get your fire pokers .

They're important , they have purpose .

You're going to need that to fend off coyotes . You're going to need that to make Coyotes . Yeah , you're going to need that to get the quiche off the fire . Quiche , she's making quiche on the fire .

Totally .

Dude , if I have chickens , chickens , I'll make a fucking quiche fire poker . Added to go bag . Forget the batteries fire poker . I think next week I'm bringing my go bag here . Oh yeah , just in case nothing's happening . Next week , just in case yeah you're for the worst to happen .

You know what I'm're for the worst to happen you know what , I'm not for the best to prevail .

You know Like I'm not the worst to happen , but I don't think the best will prevail .

Do you think Pat will get upset if I bring my gun next week ?

No , why would I get upset ?

I'm actually kind of disappointed .

As long as it's not loaded .

What's the point of having ?

one . If it's not loaded , I'm kind of disappointed Because , motherfucker the flowers .

It's going to be erroneous discharge . I'm dead . You know it's happening . You drop that . Fucking MR Hits the floor Right in between Another two . Yeah , I catch it with this . I catch it with the gap . And that's it , and I'm like , oh my god , the curse is over . That's what I have to do in order to get rid of the curse .

I hit Pat in the face with a hatchet to see if we could get another tooth out of there .

Yeah , you're tempting fate after the flowers . I just realized that you keep saying shit's not happening . You're the last person I'm not saying shit's not happening , you're saying nothing's happening next week .

I wouldn't say that if I were you ? No , no , no . I have to be positive .

It's hard to be Pat listens to Christian rock and practices positivity .

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail , I would die for you , yeah .

That's not Christian rock .

It's totally way off the song , not even close to being the song I wanted to sing .

Wasn't that a Prince song , I would die for you . Hey , hey .

That was a good song , hello .

Hello , hello .

All right , it's time for us to go . As you can see , we just want to thank Mickey Blue Eyes For joining us . The White Rhino you know you could have talked a little bit more , but then when you got a little bossy about the scotch and shit , I'm like this guy .

Thank you for having me .

Yeah , no problem Big fan Arrow .

I'm shiny . Thank you for having me , no problem , big fan .

Thank you for joining us . Ladies and gentlemen , on another beautiful episode of the fucking Take a Deep Shelf . I can't even listen to that . That's just like .

That's your line .

Really that's your line , like that's your line .

What no , I just could . It was because we've listened to it 6 000 times already . Is it because you had chinese food today ?

no , I haven't eaten well . I did well . Yeah , first of all , I do have beef and broccoli no , I got sweet and sour chicken . I just did not like the dumplings . The dumplings were not made , you know , like tight teenagers . You know what I'm talking about . What Excuse ?

me the dumplings .

Yeah , what ? You know what I'm talking about . All right , diddy .

What .

Whoa , we're going to get out of this real quick .

Lion has to show the jackals . How old are you ? Ladies and gentlemen , thank you for joining us For another fucking ridiculous episode of the Take a Deep Show . Kevin can go fuck himself .

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