¶ Podcast Success and Recognition Growth
Thank you what we do in life .
Echoes in eternity Go Niners , yeah , go Niners .
And the over that was good .
Yeah , yeah . Yeah , super Sunday , on a Saturday night it's fucking great Catching some fire A little pre-Super Bowl edition Moving up the charts on good pods .
Nobody even knows who the fuck we are yet Tell you that Was it 4 million podcasts or 4 million listeners ? 4.2 million podcasts and we're top five in lists . Yeah .
Love it . Number four we just made another list and this is what fucking kills me , because we're doing , we're doing really real just things still playing . Give me a sec , I gotta figure that out I think you got it .
You got it . I don't hear it . Nope , there it goes something where's that coming ?
from where's that coming from ? It's still playing .
How do I get that off ? Well , it's for the Raiders . You can let that play the whole show .
I don't care oh , it's playing from fucking Spotify .
What an idiot I am we still love you , that guy's voice makes me want to play football .
It's true in a land far , far away , rain Thunderson was born . That's what you would hear . But , all seriousness , if you got I mean those who , first of all , I got to give a fucking shout out to those who consistently listen to us . Amen , all right . We appreciate you Shout out to those who are watching us right now on Facebook live .
That's Kevin , me and somebody else . Okay , shout out to you guys . You us right now on Facebook live . That's Kevin , me and somebody else . Okay , shout out to you guys . You guys are consistent and I appreciate that . Can you pop the chat on ? Yeah ? I'm looking at it , see , this is why do you do you have to see the chat Kev .
It makes it easier For what I don't know , cause I look at the screen sometimes .
Oh , you just look . Oh , I don't know , because I look at the screen sometimes . Oh , we went down to two , we're up to four now .
Because of Kevin's fucking complaining , we're getting a lot of .
Karens in here . I'm not always looking at my phone man , you know I'm looking at the screen sometimes .
Well , you know what would be easier If we had like little tablets ? You know whose podcast I watched the other day ? It was actually really good . Which one ? The PBD podcast . You know what I'm talking about ? Pat , bbc , patrick , david .
Oh yes , yes , yes , yes , Dude , Dude he's legit .
He is what a . I got to give a shout out to them . What a really good podcast they had Michael Rappaport on .
Oh , hello , Miss Dawn .
Oh yeah , michael Rappaport was on and he actually apologized for some of the shit that he said back in the day about Trump , because he's like I've actually had time to see what these motherfuckers have done .
And they've done nothing .
He's on the fence of possibly voting for Trump and he's not voting Democratic ever again . He said yeah , so I was like , wow , yeah , he was on the other day and he apologized for what he said about the whole nonsense down in Charlottesville it's good to know people can admit their fucking wrongs , but anyway , that's why we're funny .
That's why we're on the politics list . That's why we're on the weed list . That's why we're on the fucking D&D list , the comedy improv list , the comedy interview list . I don't know if you guys on the politics list . That's why we're on the weed list . That's why we're on the fucking D&D list , the comedy improv list , the comedy interview list .
I don't know if you guys have known this .
We're every man's podcast .
I'm kind of a big thing , this show is kind of a big thing .
We are the biggest unknown out there . Yeah , number two in the world .
And this is no bullshit . This is what's crazy . Like really , why would I say this on a fucking podcast ?
But it just sounds weird .
What is a good pod ? So , if you go to good pods , good pods is a great , great , great app website Platform that assists podcasts that aren't known Like us To get known Like us and the number is that I get sent via email is . There's 4.2 million indie podcasts out there that are on this website .
We're one of them , yeah , and they have all these crazy lists that you can get onto based upon your , your streams , your listens , your likes , your reviews . What's crazy ? I don't see the likes or the reviews . They don't show those we want to know . It's nuts now , because it's only the reviews that come from , like Spotify , apple Podcasts .
Google . They pull them to that , okay .
But you'll have your listens and whatnot on the good pods . So far we have , I don't know , over 400 and something minutes listened to in the last week .
Really yeah .
That's what I was like . What the fuck Nice ? You know I don't listen to the shows . I download them on the thing , whatever just count as fucking downloads for us , whatever , but I don't listen to them again , I don't do any of that .
We know you gotta cook chicken
¶ Podcast Banter and Super Bowl Talk
. Here's the thing .
When the fire's going out , you love to add a little spark to the fire and just bring the attention towards you . And then , next thing , you know you're like my feelings are hurt . Why are you guys attacking ? Because you say some silly things .
Would you like us to put the spotlight on you ? Do you put the spotlight on ?
you ? Do you want the spotlight on you ? No , I want to hear the rest of the story .
Oh so , so right now , we are number two in the world On good pods , on good pods for Indie Pods this week , for funny podcasts , funny comedy , improv . Yeah , number two in the world on good pods . So this is why , yeah , so this is why we need to attack Kevin , I think more frequently we seem to have picked up speed once we started attacking .
Yes , there's some fire , has really got behind it .
Cause what's even crazier ? I can take it . I can take it , motherfucker .
We would be . I'm not sure about that . We would be high on the political list when we talk politics and stuff . So I was like fuck . I was like I don't want to be on that .
I was like I don't want to be on that , I don't want the politics list , Nope . So I said let's verbally attack Kevin .
It seems to work .
And it has worked to date .
I wonder how many supporters I have . From what I've read zero . I know Ben's on my side , Just zero .
I don't see Ben on here chipping in .
I just mean in general . I know he's team ops .
All seriousness now shout out to those who do consistently listen to us and hopefully shortly down the road . We are a household name and getting money for this .
If you are listening to us , go sign up on our website . Get on our mailing list . When we come out with the new set of merch , we'll send some stuff out .
Yeah , tell it , you know .
You got to tell us who and where you are .
There's our website , wwwthetakedeepshowcom . Hoo-yah , you'll have a little thing that'll come right up . It's going to ask you to sign up for that email .
Sign up . Are you hotline ready ?
Yeah , we're always hotline ready , but you know how ? We're the only podcast that calls you back . Yeah , we'll call you back , that's our tagline . I'm telling you right now , dude , that's how we're going to see you called . Oh shit , Were you at Salt ?
and Gold . Let's call them back . Listen , the phone's right next to me , oh shit .
It's Salt and Gold Phone's right next to me . So this is how it always works , for whatever reason , it tells me to select one and it fucking hangs up automatically . We will call you right back because we do have a good old ID on the phone that we can tell who it is .
We're 100% on callbacks .
Yes , yes , we are 100% on callbacks , so don't be afraid .
We are . We are over on call-ins . We are 100% on callbacks .
And then , once again , just go to our website , wwwthetakedeepshowcom . Sign up to our email list . You'll get first dibs on anything that's being released as per shows , videos , merch , merch we're going to start selling some some of Kevin's stuff online , nice .
Oh , dude , let's , we've . Actually , we should do that , Like put his TV up , raffle off his TV in a living room . So , obi-wan , pay someone to take .
Obi-wan , we're going to putan , we're going to put free at the bottom of that . You have to come pick it up . Traffickers out there .
Oh , we just became top five on another list .
That's bad , dude , that's bad .
Lacey wants some merch .
So we figured , since we have the big weekend of the Super Bowl 58 going on tomorrow night , fuck the Chiefs , everyone say it , man , that's been a good game , man . And after my numbers I just saw I was like fuck this sucks . Fuck the Chiefs , then it's going to stink .
I mean the one set's terrible , but the other one's not bad . Yeah , nine . Nines is a pretty rough one . Man Like I wouldn't expect much . 29 to nine , yeah .
Can you get that easily ? No , no , no , unless you get 20 and then kick three field goals 20 is easier to get .
You would have to kick two field goals prior to that to get 20 .
Yeah , so you're looking at one two , five field goals . Five field goals . Good defenses yeah why , not Maybe .
Hey , listen , crazier things have happened . I don't want your numbers to hit , I want my numbers to hit , but I mean it could happen . What numbers do you have ? I'm not telling you .
Have you Like I've never won a Super Bowl box ? No , I don't think so , Probably won bullshit .
I've never won a big one . You know like I've won a couple hundred . You know like .
May Tom Coughlin burn in hell . Why the last Super Bowl the Giants won . Remember they scored that late touchdown to go ahead .
Oh , with Ahmad Bradshaw , when he tried to stop at the goal line and he fell in .
Yes , and that was fine . That worked out to my advantage . If he kicks the extra point , frank Matty Sy and myself splitting $20,000 from the Fids pool , well , you know what Instead ? No .
That's just the rich getting richer , and I'm honestly happy you lost .
This is 10 years ago , cocksucker , doesn't matter , I'm talking about now . Damn it , gator , don't play that . I was drinking powdered milk with my kids , right ?
Okay , so now 58 Super Bowls in what goes down into the greatest Super Bowl of all time .
Wow . So in in my mind , just the way the game played out , it's , uh , it's , it's Rams the Titans . That was a good Superbowl . That was to the last , fucking , last , giant fucking , giants-bills Last fucking year .
Giants-bills was good , you know Listen Giants-Patriots game , giants-patriots too , eli threw that pass .
Yeah , that Beaten undefeated .
Yeah .
No , yeah , that was a good one too .
That was .
Mario Manningham's catch right .
Manningham caught that one at the sideline . Tyree's the one that caught it on the helmet .
Was that the same game ? I thought Manningham was the second one , tyree was the first one .
When Plaxico caught the winning touchdown , that was Manningham's oh okay . And then Tyree . That's when you had Steve Smith on the team . Manningham wasn't with them yet , oh okay , the first time they won , all right . Wasn't with them yet , oh okay , the first time they won All right . Yeah , they had a good receiving core back then . They did that .
Fucking sucks being the Giants , not so much now . Daniel Jones . Hopefully his arm falls off .
Sorry , he doesn't need it . Sorry , I say that live streaming . He doesn't need his arm anyway , he just runs , it's better off .
It is what it is .
You Do you not see no draft trade day quarterback move up ? I hope they do .
You know I hope they do , but the problem with that is it's going to take 800 number one picks to move up this year . Nah , I mean , did you see what the Bears were asking for ? The first pick ? What Isn't there like ?
a formula . It's not like they can ask like an exorbitant amount .
There's like a formula to it . There's not when there's multiple quarterbacks and multiple teams . I thought there was where they have a chart .
Yeah it's . You know , if you're in this , if you're in this fourth spot , it's going to cost you this much to get to the first theoretically Francesa's chart , like he had a really good system for it yes , but that doesn't mean that the team's actually following that .
You were a Francesa fan , no yeah , but it's a pretty fucking good guideline though .
You're a Francesa fan man . Now I see why he acts the way he acts . I'm not a fan .
I enjoyed listening to him while he was on the radio Douchebag .
Because you're following suit in the fucking radio industry .
Sit on it Posse .
That's what he did earlier .
That was nice . I was expecting that Nice job .
So I figured what's nothing better than putting a game show together . What's up , scotty , and how do I ? You know what's a good game show ? Very simple , jeopardy Kinger . We're not going to jump right in on it , I'm just kidding . It's ready to go .
We got a little Super Bowl Jeopardy coming up , dude , I didn't know that Do you want to come over here and can I transition into things ?
Are you going to question everything over there ?
Dude , I didn't know if I had to stretch out , you know stretch out for what Losing again . Can I get my mind straight ? You know for what ? Whatever .
I don't know whether to give you fucking a shot of testosterone or a fucking pill of estrogen . Which one do you want ?
Well , the testosterone might interfere with his transition .
You weren't expecting that one . Where are ?
we going with this .
Where do you want to go with it , kevin ? Bring it back , boys , let's reel it in . Where do you want to go with it ? I was just giving them a good old . It's called like shadowing or foreshadowing .
I apologize , dude , I didn't know .
It felt like we were going in man .
No , it felt like we were going in . I'm sorry . I'm sorry , I'm apologizing .
Is this your first podcast ? I mean you're stepping all over it . Oh , here we go . I mean you're like Oster in the men's room when he's stepping on his dick oh my .
God , can you imagine that stepping on your own dick , that would hurt . That would really fucking hurt . Kev , how do you feel about that ? I think it would hurt , yeah .
Yeah .
No , you just got to worry about chafing between your legs .
That's what you got to worry about . All right , come on Back into
¶ Super Bowl Line and Political Banter
it Super Bowl .
Sunday . This Sunday , rams fucking Chiefs versus fucking 49ers . The Cleaves first to 49ers . Yeah , chiefs versus 49ers , what's the line they got ?
Go Brock Purdy , you know .
Let's go boy . Fuck the Chiefs . That's what line it is . That's what the line is . So we got , okay , I think that the Niners favored by two and a half . Really , that's what someone told me the other day . Really , yeah , it was the Niners by two and a half .
Oh , it's down to a one and a half , sam Fran . It started at three . Why would that go down ? A point and a half , though I would take the fucking .
Oh my God , that's a bad line . It's a pick-em . The line sucks .
There's always a swing in the Super .
Bowl from start to kick off . As far as the line goes , who , what ? Yeah , when they post the line , there's always , you know , a point or two .
Yeah , but usually a three . It's not going to drop down to a one and a half .
Yeah , you're not usually down to one and a half , it'll stay like two and a half .
It'll probably just go down to two and a half instead of two . I mean , that's pretty fucking thin . Yeah , I don't know . Something's up then . Who's hurt ? Who's hurt that we don't know about ? Are they doing the Billy Epler , the Billy ?
Epler oh man , that fucking cop sucker , that guy's in some shit man , you heard about this .
No , billy Epler , the old GM of the Mets , yeah , got caught fudging the injury list .
Well , there was an investigation .
Yeah , that's a no-no in Major League Baseball .
So thank God , Good riddance to him . That fucking asshole Probably ruined some shit 30-21-9ers .
Lacey says I like where you're at . I like where you're at .
Lacey , I don't like those numbers right there . Those are not the numbers I have , so we're going to have to have you choose again . But let's go to 30-24 .
29-9 . 30-24 would be a good score 27-24 .
What's the ?
over-under .
I don't know what the over-under is . No , we don't have this ready .
Oh , the over-under . Yeah , I got it right here . Over-under is .
It's 47 , I thought right , Really .
I feel like it would be 50 or 51 . Hey Siri , what's the over-under on the San Francisco 49ers Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl ?
Go fuck yourself , Pat .
Why wouldn't you just say Super Bowl ?
Did Siri answer you yet ?
Yeah , she did . What'd she say ? 47 and a half .
Wow , I would take the over all day , agreed 47 , 47 and a half .
Wow , I would take the overall day Agreed 47 and a half . That's crazy If I were a betting man . But you are Now . Here's a good trivia question that Ryder asked me last night and I got on the first try because I was like that was the one Super Bowl Four inches flaccid . What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time which is flaccid ?
What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time ? And it hit me right in the second he asked it I'm like , oh , I remember this one being really high .
Pat Seahawks Nope , I want to feel like it's a weird one , like the fucking Redskins Broncos Nope , did you just say ?
that because you're a Redskins fan . No , I'm just playing the fucking You're going with cause . Doug Williams , they had 35 , right , no , dude .
They had did you just say . Doug Williams Cause it's February . It was like I think they had in the in the forties or fifties man like 55 to 10 , maybe like I feel like 55 to 10 was like the score .
Shots fired .
February shots fired .
Oh , what was it ? Which one was it ?
the 49ers Chargers oh really , yeah , with Natron means yeah , when young as the QB , because the 56 points was it .
Humphrey .
Humphreys was the quarterback , was it ?
Humphreys , bobby Humphreys , I don't remember he was the quarterback of the Chargers .
That's when Seau was at with the Chargers .
They had LaDainian Tomlinson .
Did they have Tomlinson playing then ?
No , it was Nate Tron Means . It was before LaDainian Tron Means . I'm trying to say our guys , asshole , greased up that game . Huh Like that . Fuck that guy .
Oh , my God what .
Why ? Because he played in the same division as yeah , yep , uh-huh . Yeah , exactly , I mean you take it to a different level with fandom . All right , you want to kill me ? I mean you're hey .
Well , it's nice to meet you .
Well , at least you know now on your bank , Robbie , who you can take .
He's an angry elf . We have to get a dirt bike with a sidecar , because I don't drive dirt bikes , dude no sidecar bro .
No sidecar and there's a height requirement , dude , it's like going on a roller coaster .
It's going to throw off Madover Bill . You all right buddy , you all right .
You okay , nothing , a little bourbon won't fix .
It's good , it's good , it's smooth , it's smooth . So , yeah , so we're going to have a special guest too . Special guest contestant .
Yeah , that's happening .
Yeah , he asked if he could take a shower first .
If he's done throwing spider webs in his shower , what is ?
this why is the fucking ? Why is the watch ?
cloth sticking to the fucking wall like that . I didn't hang that there , sweet .
You got a power washer to get that thing off . I do .
So I figured out You're going to have to burn those two rooms anyway .
Just start fresh , all right . So I'll tell him what . Like 10 minutes , we'll start . Whatever you want to do , let's do 10 minutes . We can talk some shit .
And Not at Kevin , though .
No , no , no Thanks .
I appreciate that .
Let's get our five minutes of politics in , so we can keep on climbing up the politics list .
Oh yeah okay , alright .
So Joe Biden was found mentally unstable to face charges for the documents found in his house . Yeah , but he can still be the president , exactly what I was just going to get into .
So , according to this , according to this attorney , the questions he was asked , he decided he can't be brought up on charges because he's mentally incapable president biden , do you recall ?
he's running the country documents home yeah purple yeah snorkel like that this is news to me . I haven't heard this . No , like I've kind of have my head in well did you see what ?
did you see what everyone's doing on Twitter and everything now ? Now they're picking Trump apart because he made a couple of mistakes or something , one of his fucking speeches or whatever the fuck he was doing .
And they're like oh , he's , he's , he's mentally deranged . No dude , Like it's got to stop . Shit's got to stop right now .
Yeah , hey , charlie , charlie Thompson , call in . I want to hear what your thoughts on your Prez Can't fucking put a sentence together I just hope Texas takes over the country .
You know like let's go .
Deep in the heart of Texas . Come on .
Let's go Barbecue all over the place .
Amen Brisk it in the nine millimeter , aren't they ?
like seceding from the nation . Pretty much I do that .
I don't think that's , that's never , never , ever gonna happen . I don't think , I just don't see it happening you know what ?
it'll never ? I never saw a lot of shit happening .
That's happening .
Shit's happening , man . But yeah , I hope Texas takes over the country . I need your help .
I can't tell you what it is . You can never ask me about it later and we're going to
¶ Food Truck Ideas and Political Banter
hurt some people . Political Pete just told us we got to watch our politics .
So our diving ratings doesn't happen again . I know exactly what Pete's talking about , because when we started talking politics on Spotify , it destroyed our numbers , did it really ? I don't give a shit , listen . Here's the thing . I don't give a fuck about politics anymore . I really don't .
What did we do ? We did live broadcast , oh we tried to do the live debate ? Yes , no , not the live debate . We were doing a live commentary from what fucking One of the debates ? Was it the debate ?
That's when the sound didn't come in through the fucking TV and shit it fucked . Yeah , it was terrible .
No way , there were sound issues yeah .
Three years ago there were sound issues I can't imagine .
Come on Coming from this guy .
Come on , coming from this guy . What are you doing over here , orbs ? Did you share that episode on Facebook ? Was that your wet fucking ?
spot right over here . Was that you ? No , it wasn't . Oh , it was probably from the cup . Okay , I thought you licked your finger and you touched the screen . I can't touch the board . You have no idea what's going on over here . Stop it , kevin . Oh my God , this is what I'm talking about .
You know what ? When you were on hiatus , kevin sat in the captain's chair .
Yeah , and still didn't know what to do .
Rubbing my nuts all over those dials .
That'd be so fucking gross , I'm sure there's a hair stuck in there still .
Oh , I'll give you a look close . Go ahead , look .
The roadcaster's out . Look , go ahead , look .
The roadcaster's out .
From Kevin's pubes Choked out .
Pat , when we get the new board , can we get the plastic with the key lock ? Yeah , we keep the fucking thermostat under the thermostat .
Yeah , we could do that , no problem .
But now I'm seeing more and more with what's going on , useless Sonny's watching us .
Hey Vato , what did he put ? Supersod , yes , supersod . I love Supersod , by the way . Oh , shout out to Kevin Okay , once again , even though he's a big pussy cunt . Why you got to lead with that ? Because we always lead with that . His cooking prowess is bar none Phenomenal , absolutely phenomenal .
Wait till the fucking Take a Deep Show .
food truck comes out , but the only issue we have with that is his reassurance afterwards of how good his food is , or else his pussy's going to hurt , but anyways his food I feel that's a little harsh .
Not really , because your food is always good . Are you saying his pussy lips are going to get red and inflamed A little bit ?
So your food is always good , blue waffle , your food's always good and you're like well and you cross your arms . I don't have to . Seriously , it's almost a threat . No , no , no .
Seriously , it's almost a threat . No , no , no , sonny , you know what a blue waffle is . I understand . I do do that gesture , okay , and I'm just waiting , you know .
So today , kevin decided to make chicken thighs wrapped with bacon stuffed with spinach artichoke dip Fucking phenomenal . All right , so he smoked that . How many hours ? Hour and a half , you said how many degrees ?
Yeah , probably a little over an hour . Yeah , maybe an hour and a half , probably like 300 .
300 ? Alright . So they came out fantastic Smoking , and we're always trying to come up with ideas for this food truck . So I think we came up with three great ideas today . Not only the bacon-wrapped chicken with the avocado . We came up with a glaze for it , A real glaze .
That needs to be perfected , not a Take a Deep Show glaze .
Do you want to get glazed on the Take a Deep Show ? Not right now . No , no , kevin , no , I do not . No , okay , are you sure ? And a spicy honey sauce ? Yes , that I think we can patent that and squeeze that over everything you want .
But what did we say ? We had two original sauces by Orbs that were in a package .
Yeah , but , the chicken was phenomenal . I can't wait for the investors , you know yeah facebook .
If you're listening , you know , oh , so let's start to go fund me .
For me , man , that'd be great , so you before the show . Huh , okay , alissa milano . Yeah , you before the show well , what ? You . Before the show . Before the show there's no I in team . Yeah , obviously with him , but you can't spell team without .
Emmy starts whispering and talking to himself . That's what do you know ? He's like it lost . Oh boy , that's when it stops . But all this nonsense going on . You're seeing a lot of people in the country who are switching from Democrat to either independent or Republican . Kennedy did it and I'm going to be honest , I like him .
Yeah .
I really do .
Love me some . Tulsi Gabbard too . She's just not ready . She's not ready for primetime .
I think she's hot . Oh , I touched on her . I love her .
Dude , she needs to be in the cabinet . You know I don't want her for president , you want her in your cabinet . She needs to be like in the cabinet .
You know like secretary of on her , throw her in the oven .
She's not bad , she's a looker she's a looker .
She's very smart .
What a nice change it would be to have somebody like that in the White House . Just turn me on . I'd be like , yeah , whatever you want , I'm all into politics now . Whatever you want , baby .
Imagine her going to Saudi Arabia .
Past the Aveeno and the Kleenex .
I'm trying to think where these other sounds are that I have on here . Oh , there we go . A little Red Dawn . Okay , what's wrong with you , kevin , go . Oh , hey , little Red Dawn . Okay , what's wrong with you , kevin .
Sorry , oh , shut up , bitch .
Oh , oh , god damn it . That's such a great sound .
I know I love it I love it , doing it towards you too .
He's so passionate when he says it too , he's like shut up dude . He was serious .
He's back on the WWE again .
Oh yeah , yeah , is it just like he's just swinging in or like Him , and we got a storyline ?
They needed another Scumbag woman raper To replace Vince McMahon , so they brought the Rock back . Oh , he's running it .
No , he's wrestling .
Yeah , they put him on the board of directors , so he went from the board of directors . He's coming back into the ring now . He's fighting Roman Reigns .
Are you serious Dead serious Dude . I saw the video . It was fucking great . Dusty Rhodes Jr fucking brought him out . Dusty Rhodes Jr who's Dusty Rhodes' son .
Dusty Rhodes Jr . Cody Rhodes , that's . It . Isn't that Gold Dust ?
No , no , gold Dust is .
That's Dusty Rhodes' other son , dustin . Dustin .
Rhodes , okay , sorry .
Cody Rhodes .
Sorry , Joe if you're listening . I'm sorry .
Cody Rhodes calls him out and the Rock came out and I guess there was something where Cody Rhodes can choose whoever he wanted to fight Roman Reigns oh , shit . And Roman Reigns is sitting there , blah , blah , blah . Next to no , the Rock's theme song comes on , fucking place went , really , place went , insane Plastic .
Oh , sounds like WrestleMania .
Do you want to share the video ? I'm sure I can share the video . Am I allowed to do that ? I'm not sure .
What's the worst thing that happens ? We get kicked off Again .
Who cares ? Period , talk amongst yourselves . Let me find it .
Like how many times have we been kicked off Like three , four .
I don't know , after the threats that we received on the fucking messages , I think that was malarkey . Yeah , yeah , but we got two in one day .
We were taken . I think someone was trying to get us to put a password in and I fell for it , so I don't know , but I haven't been hacked yet . I did it twice .
No , I think I was hacked , maybe .
I typed a password .
Remember when I couldn't remember that
¶ The Flying Flamingo Food Truck
part . I couldn't get into the fucking Facebook . Son of a bitch . They're smart . It looks legit .
It did look legit , but our page is still up . Motherfuckers , yeah , woo , woo , woo . Why did my screen just go black ?
No , no , I'm teasing , I'm kidding .
I was kidding , I was kidding . So the fucking rock is coming back . Huh Mind , I just bring Hogan back too . Nah , he's too old man . Ah , fucking , you paint that fucking goatee black again . I can't walk , bro . Throw a fucking NWO thing on you . Guy's in bad shape Is he ?
Is he hurt ? Yeah , well , dude , I mean he's fucking . Yeah , Is he up there ?
Just ruining my childhood . Some more , huh Thanks .
Thanks , kev , thanks thanks they're not .
They're hearing this , they're not seeing it yet . Well , could you so ? Birmingham , alabama all right , fast forward had you .
More than anybody that you've been in the ring with . I had you , and I think you know it .
He's got like a list . That sounds gay . Yeah , I had you .
Seth Rollins . He's made a lot of amazing points this week , but one of them that I disagree with . Just don't go too far . The canvas , the ropes , that camera , the announce desk , all these people you guys belong to Roman .
Reigns . Yeah , let's see some action Like come on , Stop your talking . So .
Let the folks see I got to share .
Fucking three-piece suit . Who wears a fucking three-piece suit ? Someone with class , dirtbag .
Sorry , I didn't mean that . Like fuck bro . Like like what was that ? I'm sorry , I was out of order a little bit man .
Let me make it abundantly clear I want that title you have the time right now matter of fact . I'm moving my own goalpost .
I want that title .
I want everything and I am coming for it . I am coming for you . We can see it on the thing . You're fine , just leave it Something behind . You're fine , you're fine , you're fine .
Alright , here it comes .
I mentioned taking counsel .
Taking counsel One of the individuals I talked to . He knows you very well . That was gay again . Did you see that ? Yes , ma'am , tell me . Very well , that was gay again . Did you see that ? Hit this mob .
Tell me the pop of that crowd .
Look at this Dude .
this is why I watch wrestling . It's because of him .
I mean , if Kevin was here , we would hit him with three beers by now .
Kevin walks out with his chicken legs .
Hey , it's the flamingo , the flamingo king .
No , the flying flamingo .
You ungrateful fucks . Yeah , all right , we gotta stop sharing that . I'm about to turn this bus around and end your precious little field trip .
Okay , wow fuck your precious little field trip that you take . Oh my god , sorry I didn't mean to . Oh wait , where's the remote ? No , grab the remote , just hit , enter , hit the middle thing Right there . There you go , bam , you're good , all right .
You just upstaged the rock .
Ladies and gentlemen from parts unknown , the flying flamingo .
The flying flamingo .
Ops , ops , ops . The flying flamingo With his chicken legs . What was the comment you said to me when I said something about your ankles the other day ? What'd you say Women would kill for these legs . I did .
That's a true statement .
I'm not even gonna lie to you . Pat said the flying flamingo would be going from three viewers to six . That's it , dude .
Genius , it's just genius that comes in .
It's a true statement Women would kill for these legs .
The internet just went ablaze . Pick it on , orbs again , you gotta watch , oh my god they're talking about the flying flamingo .
Let's go , let's go . Okay , so we're going gonna have a special guest . Maybe that's the food truck name , the flying flamingo . That's fucking great . And everybody's gonna be like , how'd you come up with that name ? And you're just gonna be like Any woman would kill for these legs . That's how you answer it .
See , in a food truck you generally can't see the guy cooking Except from the chest up , waist up . So all he's gonna come outside he's gonna have a pair of heels and a fucking some fishnets on Whoa . No , yeah , just so it'd be comfortable for you , Dude .
no , my ankles can't support heels .
I was going to say your ankles can't take the heels . You're right .
So I'm trying to get our special guest to come downstairs .
What to come downstairs ? What T-Rex arms are you referring to there , peter ?
He wants to see so , pete wants to see the chicken legs versus the T-Rex arms and what he is referring to . You're not wearing that at all on the live stream . Are you out of your mind ?
Get the fuck out of here . Get out of here .
Did he just get really upset ? What the fuck did I just see ?
what was that ? Where'd he go like ?
all right , can you guys continue for like two minutes ? I just want to see where he went .
Oh my god I feel , like you know , like you know like .
Let me let me , let me jump on a live stream .
Oh boy Wow .
Shower cap on .
Wow , like when was the last time you saw a shower cap ? Like did you ? Does the wife use one ? No , in all honesty you know , because it's like a I don't know . It's a girl thing , right .
The last time I saw one , I think I was away on a business trip and I just I didn't buy anyone gifts , so I threw a bunch of shit from the you know there's free toiletries and shit in the bag and I think I gave my kids a shower cap Right , like the hotel fucking stuff . Yes , you could have a soap . You could have a shower cap . Here's the yeah .
Wow , I was not expecting that at all . Oh , boy .
So yeah , a special guest opened the door wearing a shower cap , oh , and you know we're investigating what's going on with that Wowza .
Wowza , I was expecting the Scully .
And the Flying Flamingo food truck Sponsored by the .
TID show . I like it . Yeah , we'll take all kinds of sponsors . Yes , you will . So the food truck's going to be the Flying Flamingo . I like it . Got to find a spot to put that .
Yeah , I'll do time . You know it's a work in progress . How do you feel we're going head to head here on the trivia ?
You just got out of the shower , and that's why .
There you go . I was expecting the scolia . All right , come on over .
Yeah , but the fact that he's like , so what ? There's a shower cap involved to begin with , it's sketchy .
Why .
I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap involved to begin with is sketchy , why .
I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap You're talking about . Okay , you're sketchy and you got Obi walking around with what ?
Listen , we make fun of Obi wearing a shower cap also .
Come scoot yourself over Rye . So our special guest today is actually my little guy who's with . Don't cover your face , you're going to grab the microphone . Do we have to adjust the camera ? Leave it where it is . Give me that .
Just leave it like that , right there .
Turn that on .
Ryan talk into the microphone I am . Bring it closer to your mouth hello , not like that going for a ride go
like that and then talk close to hello perfect , there we go . So good , uh , no , you're gonna have to bring it . Yes , maybe , yes , you're good .
We got our obs in there still .
Yeah , it's his pale pasty white Casper look .
Pasty , I feel like Come on .
So we decided to do some . The reason why I'm asking Ryan is he has very good knowledge of football , but I don't know how . A little difficult , put your headset on so you can hear us , okay .
There we go .
First time on the show that's going to be his buzzer .
All right .
Well , that's going to be tough to do because you've got to like set it to be able to make the noise . I think you hit it now , it goes off yeah .
No , hit the thing , hit it again .
Oh , okay , hit it again . It's two different noises .
But it's one thing , neither of them are wrong .
See , you're the worst , Okay .
You're the idea guy . You come up with the shitty ideas , really shitty .
We're going the worst . Okay , I'm just okay . Yeah , you're the idea guy . You come up with the shitty ideas , Really Shitty .
We're going with shitty Okay .
So we decided oh my God , I'm sorry , just making sure , making sure it worked .
We have my son amongst a bunch of fucking retards right now . So we decided to do a Super Bowl .
Jeopardy , all right . So now you got him going on it Right in . He's right in , well done , well done .
Can you at least just show your face , so we can see who you are ?
He's got no mouth . Is there a way to adjust that ? I want to see if I can teach him how to adjust it . What ? Just to make noise and aggravate you ? Yeah , you can do this . Oh , this he's talking about like no , no , no , no , no . I say he jumped , he's talking about here .
See , this is there we go . That's the infantile behavior of adults . Is what it is .
I actually have to because it dropped , I don't know . Get some better shit .
You know what's gonna happen one day when you guys keep on twisting , it's gonna break . And now you're not gonna have a stand for a mic .
Keep doing it , and I'm not buying a new one . That's right .
Any , oh , my god .
This is . I've obviously come up with the worst idea Fucking possible . Stop pressing the buttons , all right . Next person to press it , you're disqualified . That's it Out of here , go . Anyway , we can just sit here and have a show by myself and I can just shut their microphones off and fucking , you're a two-year-old . God damn it , are we good ?
Are we good , are we sure ? Yeah , and I figured .
Love of God . Yeah , we're good .
Alright , I'm good . Now I'm ready , so I'm going to be able to share the screen . So everybody who's watching the show Real good , oh my God , let me just do it , oh yeah .
Do it , pat , just do it . Get it done , do what you do .
Oh my God , Do what you do . Oh my God , I can't .
Can we just stop for a second , please ? You think we may pack , walk out ?
tonight . Leave this kid here , so , as you can see , challenge .
Sorry .
I'll just stop . It's fucking crazy . Shut the fuck up so we can continue the show . Sorry , I'm out of my zone right now . Got in his head , got in his head . No , there we go . Alright , so here are the topics , for we're going to do three teams and it's all Super Bowl based . All right , let me just go over the sounds .
Make sure we have all the correct sounds . Rounds over Time's up . That's good . Wasn't expecting Jeopard good , wasn't expecting that Jeopardy ? Final Jeopardy , daily Double . And that's what we want right now . So we're going to fill the board . We have three teams . We have the Pussy Cunts , the Ewoks and the Travis Scotts Shower cap , shower cap . There we go .
Good , beautiful the Hairnets . We're called the Hairnets .
So the first topic we have Super Bowl commercials , oh interesting . Then we have Super Bowl trivia , super Bowl winners , super Bowl locations and Super Bowl players .
Who is Barrett Robbins ?
High and drunk on tequila . Sorry , I couldn't find the wrong answer . No , no , sorry , matty . So we'll do Kevin's team one , team two is Madden , team three will be Ryder . Okay , all right . So we'll do Kevin's team one , team two is Madden and team three will be Ryder .
Okay , all right , all right .
You want to do a coin flip to see who goes first .
Is it a three-sided coin ?
Well , no , actually let Ryder pick the first category .
Okay , all right , so let's make sure it's going . There we go . All right , so let's make sure it's gone . There we go . Let's get that out of the way . All right , perfect . So Ryder , first category .
I'm going to get Super Bowl trivia for 200 .
Super Bowl trivia for 200 . Answer .
What year had a blackout ? 2012 , 2013 .
Well , that's two years . Can we narrow that down to one year , 2013 . That's two years , can ?
we narrow that down to one year 2013 . Excuse me form of a question Say what is , what is 2013 ?
How the hell did you know that Because it's on the screen , because I'm a Ravenstrand .
No , I , just that was . I hit the space bar you jerk off , alright , plus 200 . There you go , so let's get back to All right pick again . Ryan Pick again .
Ryan .
How did you ?
know that , because I'm a Ravens fan .
I told you that You're a Giants fan . Memorial Jacks is on MVP , by the way . Nice playoff game you had , solid . What about all the playoff games ? Solid ?
Solid .
Next category question . Can we go Seriously , just give me a barroom brawl in here on Jeopardy .
Like fuck man Seriously .
Super Bowl winners for 200 . Super Bowl winners for 200 . Never appeared in Super Bowl .
Wait what does the four mean ? Do I have to say the Browns , the Lions , the Jaguars and the Texans ? I'm assuming so .
So what is ?
What is ? The Browns , the Lions , the Jaguars and the Texans ?
What is what Jerry's List ? What the fuck is that ?
I don't know .
You know , Kevin , we're going to give you the good old .
But I'm right .
Sure , he is right . I'm going the good old I'm right . Sure , he is right .
I'm going to let you know
¶ Super Bowl Trivia Game Frustration
I'm right .
I have no idea why that correct answer came up like that .
I didn't touch that .
Okay , Kevin , you go .
Okay , we're going to go . Super Bowl commercials for one Super .
Bowl commercials for one .
Curb your enthusiasm . Star that shared his who is Larry David . Who is Larry David ? Who is Larry David . Very good , Maddie . All right , let's escape . There we go . Maddie , you have control .
Super Bowl players for 200, .
Pat Super Bowl players for 200 .
First lefty QB Kevin .
Who is Steve Young the snake ? Who is Kenny Stabler ?
Oh , Well , shouldn't you have let the I know , but I didn't know the correct answer .
I don't know all the correct answers I'm going to put it down now . Okay , okay , snake .
Wait , Snake Plissken .
So I'm still in control of the board .
Actually , that was me in control .
Was it , oh , okay , and you got the answer wrong , I'm sorry .
Just minus 200 . I'm sorry . Zero Super Bowl locations for 200 , pat Super Bowl . Locations for 200 , pat Super Bowl locations for 200 .
Only team to host the Super Bowl Ryder .
There's two , the Bucs and the Rams . In 2021 , they were in the Bucs stadium and then they were in SoFi .
This whole game is Fugazi now .
I don't know the correct answers . I should have written them down . What am I supposed to say ?
Who is ? Who is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers ?
Very good .
Wow , you do know some stuff , then right Okay .
So we have Ryder in control .
Choose Super Bowl winners for 100 . Super Bowl winners for 100 .
Who won the inaugural ? Kevin ?
Who is the Green Bay Packers ?
Who is the Green Bay Packers ? Very good . What does that even mean ? Who won the inaugural ?
First Super .
Bowl First .
Get a Thor's bow , very good . What does that even mean ? Who won the inaugural First Super Bowl ? First Get a Thor's bow , you know come on Like .
This is your inaugural appearance on a TID show .
It's inaugural . It's actually my second . Yeah , it's his second . He doesn't remember the interview . Did you even play that ? I know you recorded it . Yeah , we played it . I really sound wild Long time ago .
We'll go Super Bowl trivia for one Super Bowl , trivia for one .
The number 58 .
What is 58 ? It's 50 . And it's 58 .
So this is last year's template , as you can see , people .
I don't know . This kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the moops , the moops . I had said 57 . I don't know , it is 58 , as you can see .
Okay , so we have Ryder in the lead . He is winning guys .
Ryder , choose Super Bowl trivia for 300 . Super Bowl trivia for 300 .
Super Bowl trivia for 300 . Who was the halftime show for the blackout Super Bowl ?
Nobody cares .
When was that 2013 .
Nobody cares Time that shit out , bro . There you go . Who is Beyonce ? Who then ? Nobody cares .
That's true . Out bro , there you go . Who is Beyonce ? Who then ? Nobody cares .
That's true , yes , All right .
So , Ryder , you're still in control .
Super Bowl locations for 100 . Super Bowl locations for 100 .
This year's Super Bowl location .
Ryder .
Las Vegas , or last year's would have been .
Just do this year , it's last year's would have been this Just do this year , it's last year's , whatever Last form of a question , please .
What is ?
Las Vegas , that's correct , and this year's that was Phoenix . Yeah , listen , we're a little bit behind people , we're okay .
You should have paid $28 .
I should have done that . I paid 20 bucks . They don't update that shit . All right , Ryder next .
Super Bowl players should 100 . Super Bowl players 100 .
Largest , heaviest player to score an offensive touchdown .
Who is William the Refrigerator Perry ?
Matty , that should be correct . You are correct . Very good , let's do the plus . Bam Bam , matty .
Super Bowl commercials for 500 , Pat .
Matty , we do have the daily double . You do have 200 . How much are you willing to risk 200 , pat , all right .
Well , can't he risk up to 500 ? Yeah , so he's going to do up to Because of the dollar value on the board this is correct .
I didn't realize you were related to Alex Trebek .
I've seen the show Once or Twice .
I'll risk 500 , Pat , so I can be down 300 after this Very good , great Question , a George Orwell-inspired commercial which launched this product and its brand , or what , what , what .
What is Orville Redenbacher ?
What is Apple Macintosh ? Unfortunately , orville Redenbacher , or Will Redenbacher , orville Redenbacher . So we're at 90 . Matty , you're in control .
Awesome , let's go . Super Bowl players for 500 , pat , I'd like to get back to even . Super Bowl players for 500 .
Answer Quarterback legend to never win a Super Bowl .
Matty , who is , dan Marino Isn't that a little subjective , you know .
Why .
I don't know . I feel like there's more than one legend to not win a Super Bowl .
Super Bowl players for 400 , Pat Fuck off .
Are your feelings hurt ?
No , but go on . I'm just saying Go on Super Bowl players for what ?
Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl ? Okay , so what ? I'm just saying , go on Super Bowl players . For what Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl ? Yeah , okay . So what the fuck are you worried about ? Super Bowl players for 400 , pat , daily double . Well , I'll wager 400 , pat . All right Answer .
There's only one daily double .
Doesn't matter , I did two .
There's two in final and double jeopardy . Sorry , I did too . There's two in final and double jeopardy .
Sorry , you're out of the game . Has the most Super Bowl rings .
Who is Tom Brady Correct ?
That's the easiest question .
Well , now you guys are tied .
OBS has been disqualified . I'm surprised you didn't kick the camera on the way out . Where are you going ? So we'll play us for 300 , Pat .
So he's out . Where did he go ? Is he coming back ? I don't know . Kev O-E of little bladder , oh , he's peeing . Do we have to wait for him ? No , fuck him no .
All right , so .
Matty , you're next Super Bowl players for 300, . Pat Answer Quarterback up here for two different teams in different Super Bowls .
Who is Peyton Manning ?
Who is Tom Brady ?
I'm going to give you guys both the credit on that . So there's a tie . That's why what's on Jerry's list ?
Who the fuck is , jerry , and where is this list ? What is this ?
What the fuck is that ? So you know what You're going to get it . I'd call your credit and You're going to get it . I'd call your credit and you're going to get it .
I was going to say you should call your credit card company and get that $20 back .
Yeah , dude , they're fucking me right now . God Matty , you're still in control .
Super Bowl winners for 300 , Pat Super .
Bowl winners for 300 . Has only one Super Bowl .
Has only won Super Bowl . Is it the Ravens ? Could it be ? Who's on Jerry's list ? Fucking Jerry's list . What is this shit ? This sucks . Fuck this Jerry guy Pat .
I bet you there's a list somewhere . There's probably a list .
There's probably a list I got to find that let's go Super Bowl winners for 400 .
Super Bowl winners for 400 . Which team has participated in the most Super Bowl ? Maddie .
Who are the New England Patriots ?
Correct .
All right , can we let all of us back in now ?
Yeah , I mean he was , he just stormed out like a you know PC .
Yeah , let's go Super Bowl winners for 500 , pat , oh shit , that's taking quite a lead on yeah .
Who has the most . It's going to say Jerry's List . I'm going to tell you right now .
Who are the New England Patriots ?
Who are Jerry's List ? Who are the Steelers and the ?
Patriots .
Oh , Ryder got it right .
You just said the Patriots .
You did just say the Patriots and you did not use a formal question and you're going to sit there and look at me dirty .
It doesn't say what team oh shit , what happened to Facebook Live ? It doesn't say what teams . What happened to facebook live ? It doesn't say what teams did you kick ? Did you kick the wire when you ? Oh , my fucking god , god damn it , god damn it . Oh , just do you . Do you got it or OK , it's back on ? Oh , is this going to ruin the whole thing now ?
No , just you got to turn the camera on .
Oh , since you don't know , how to do that Sit down , sit down , sit down .
Sorry , sorry , man , sorry Sorry , but I'm just saying it didn't say who , it said who . We're not even talking about the game right now . They said it's a tie . I feel like that's my line .
No , it's not . You don't get it . Matter of fact , you lose points , are we ?
going to be able to .
Well , if I got it wrong , which I didn't get it wrong .
You only answered one out of the two . You got it wrong .
It said who , it didn't say what teams . If you notice .
If you were in here before you stormed out that column is just teams . Oops , you're wrong . Now I don't know what to do , cause .
Oh boy , oh man .
I really fucked it up . Yeah , because I gotta stop the stream now oh , no , no , oh , that's gonna ruin .
Oh , you're so lucky oh , there we go , there we are .
You are so lucky and I'm not even on camera . Awesome , you did a great job , kev . Great job , I'm not even on camera awesome great job .
Kev great job who is chicken legs ?
yes , correct , so again it says who has the most Super Bowl wins . It's Ty . I feel like there are two acceptable answers , not like just by you saying that mine is incorrect .
Okay , who has the most Super Bowl wins ? It's a tie . I feel like there are two acceptable answers .
Just by you saying that Incorrect . Okay , we can give it to Ryder .
That's fine . He answered the question right , correctly .
I mean , I did too . But okay , let's go .
But , no , you didn't , you didn't .
No , it's totally fine , you missed the Steelers .
Dude , seriously , you got it wrong . You said the Patriots .
Just don't leave again , because you kicked the fucking wire out again . I'm about to Back to the back to the board .
Pat Ryder , you're in control .
Hurry up before Kevin loses it . Super Bowl Trivia 400 . Super .
Bowl Trivia 400 . What jewelry company creates ? Nope , I got no idea . You get to Super .
Bowl Trivia 400 . Super Bowl Trivia 400 .
What jewelry company ?
creates the jewelry . Nope , I got no idea , never mind .
You beat the hell . Who got that first ? Ryder actually had it first . All right , so we're going to subtract 400 . Anybody else ?
Who is Tiffany's ? I don't think that's right , man . I don't think it is either . Oh , we got it right . Oh , my God , out of left field .
Woo , Holy Moses Matty takes control 1,700 .
Fuck Wow , I got to get off of this shit . Super Bowl commercial for 200 , pat Super .
Bowl commercial's 200 . Head kid catch .
Starred who is Mean Joe Green Head Kid ?
Catch . The hell is that .
It's supposed to be . Hey Kid Catch .
Oh , who the fuck typed that ? It wasn't me ? Mean , joe Green . I mean , we're gonna go over typos now too , god damn .
Head .
Kid Catch .
You should have got the $28 version Unbelievable .
There's only one fucking number I can fucking charge in .
Oh , super Bowl trivia for $500 . Super Bowl trivia $500 .
Americans spend this On beer for the Super Bowl .
It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion , $2 billion . It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion $2 billion .
It's a lot $1.3 billion , so that's not correct . Sorry , ryder , are you serious ?
You said $2 billion . That's what Jerry's List says . Yeah , $2 billion is not $1.3 .
I don't know why you shouldn't have guessed that . Oh , that was last year's , yeah .
Still wrong .
No Ryder , no Super Bowl commercials 400 .
This famous Snickers ad featured this actor .
Who is Betty White ?
Yes , nice job , nice job , nice job .
Very good , back to zero .
Sweet , awesome Commercials for three .
The only one to make her to make it to the top five commercials of all time with the Boston inspired smart puck .
Well , it's fucking Boston inspired . Who gives a shit ? Smart puck ? Well , what does that mean in English ? Smart park ? Yeah , it's supposed to be smart park . Well , it's fucking Boston inspired . Who gives a shit ? Smart Park , smart Park .
Smart Park Fucking .
Boston Top 5 sports of all time . Boston inspired Smart Park .
Hey .
Ben , fuck you Boston . What automaker do you guys ? Anybody .
Kevin who is Audi ?
I'm not even going to check the correct answer now , because I think that's wrong . I think it is also I think it's right .
Let's see Hyundai . Hyundai , ben knew . You know why Ben knew ? Because he fucking talks like that Sputnik .
Yeah , we open the SmartPak , we open the SmartPak .
He's one of them fuckers . Alright , locations for three . We're going to SmartPak . He's going to M-Pak-us , all right , all right , so locations for three .
Location of the coldest ever Super Bowl .
Matt , what is the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field ?
No , what Lambeau ? I don't think Lambeau ever hosted a . Did they host ?
a Super Bowl , did they ? I want to see what fucking Jerry's list has to say . New Orleans New Orleans .
You wouldn't have gotten New Orleans , man Kevin yeah , I wouldn't have , like it's a fucking dome like what the fuck ? Before the dome they played out alright , you're still in control , kevin , whatever sorry feelings're still in control .
No , I am . Oh , kevin . Whatever , sorry Feelings hurt again , I'm in control . Four yeah , you're in control has hosted the most Super Bowls . There's a tie , so it's going to say Jerry's List . So do I have to say ?
two yes .
If there's a tie , yes .
I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable . Oh .
Yes , I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable .
Oh my , God , why are you changing the rules ?
I'm just going to say Miami and New Orleans . It's on Jerry's list , so I'm going to give you credit on that , kev .
Who is this , jerry and where ?
is this list ? I don't know what this list is all about . Whoever wrote that in there is really annoying .
We got to speed this up , up . We're not gonna have enough bourbon , alright so next , wow , we're running quick .
¶ Final Jeopardy Shenanigans
Last question , thank god , last question , little splash , location of the first Super Bowl .
I'm keeping my Comfortable lead . Fuck you guys , I'm I'm risking my comfortable lead .
Fuck you guys . I'm like I'm . I'm risking it . Matt or Kevin , what is Pasadena ? No ?
it was Kansas City or fucking Lambeau .
I can't see him . I know it was California . I knew it was fucking California . Alrighty Dammit , there's a second round , right ? Wow , I knew it was fucking California . All righty , all right , damn it .
There's a second round , right , all right .
That's the end of our first round . It's our only round , thank God , because this is like watching children die . It's awful , I'm out of Final Jeopardy . Unfortunately , Kevin , you did not make it to Final Jeopardy because you have nothing to bet . So About to kick that camera over again . It's unbelievable . You are Now .
I'm just going to load Final Jeopardy up , so they're still watching what are you loading the Final .
Jeopardy . Okay , just checking why . Perhaps you could have answered a couple of questions if you didn't storm out of the studio and kick the camera wire .
Listen , I was told I was disqualified , so you know .
Hey Ben , how are you ?
I wasn't even coming back .
Ben's gonna loan Orbs $100 so he can play Final Jeopardy .
But then I said no , I should go back .
You know , were you gonna go upstairs and cook more chicken .
No .
I was gonna eat more shit , you know . I was definitely eating stuff .
Are you guys I'm gonna reveal ? You're gonna reveal the question . Yeah , since Kevin's outrider , you had what 500 ? I was definitely eating stuff , are you guys ? Are you guys I'm going to ? Just , I'm going to reveal , sorry , you're going to reveal the question . Yeah , since Kevin's outrider , you had what 500 .
So yeah , maddie at 16 , ryder at five , I'm going to ruin it for everybody .
Don't be that guy . Oh , I can scream .
I can scream loud .
I mean .
And here , Okay so since we have .
And here we go . Yeah , since we have Ryder and Maddie in the Final Jeopardy and not the little bitch over to my left be careful because you might see a Molotov cocktail come through the screen real quick . Here is our Daily Double .
Our Final .
Jeopardy . Oh sorry , you don't hit that , so I know I'm just saying so . You guys have so easy , so easy , so easy .
They can't see it on facebook huh , oh , because I'm not sharing it Huh .
Oh , because I'm not sharing it .
You should probably share that I'm going to , so I don't look like . I have a voice , I can talk about it .
Boy , here we go . You're staying until the show's over .
This is great this is so great , here we go so great .
So great . Put that goddamn Snapchat away , son Just hang on .
I'm texting with Mark , just hang on . What are you ?
doing what's happening ? Phone's down .
Do we get that shared ? Is it on there ? Yeah , it's on there . Okay , no one can see it , but it's fine . Phone's down .
It's fine . It's fine there . It is All right , okay , all right , bye .
So , ryder , since you are the low man on a totem pole , what's your answer ? This MVP holds the highest completion percentage in Super Bowl history , of 88% .
What are you wagering and what is your answer , sir ?
I'm going to wager 500 . It's a quarterback right .
Obviously there's some running backs throw passes in the game also .
He's on his phone . I feel like he may be cheating .
If I would be cheating , I would answer the question already .
No , yeah . Well then , how about answer the question ? Let's get to that part . What do you got ? What do you got ?
I don't know it was Peyton Manning , good guess .
Good guess , good guess , matty . You're at $1,600 . What is yours ?
I will also wager $500 , because I'm hedging my bets like a prick , and I will say Phil Simms , new York Giants 1986 .
The fact that he's still talking on his microphone .
Answer is Disney travel .
Phil Simms Went 22 for 25 . 88% completion percentage Yep 19, . What 90 ? No , that was% completion percentage Yep 19, . What 90 ? No , that was 86, . Man Hostentler was 96 .
Just won the Super .
Bowl . What are you doing next ? I'm going to go to Disney World and sex traffic children .
You know how much money he made for that ? What is a shit ton Pat . Who was the first one ? Who's the first one ? What who's ?
the first one .
What . Oh yeah , If you're not like a little bitch like who , who , who was the first one to say that ?
I have no idea what .
I'm going to Disney world Like I feel like it was . It was before him , but not too much before him .
Not too much either . Now you know it . It was before him , but not too much before him , not too much either , no , so I mean it wasn't McMahon .
Oh well , it might have been .
No , it definitely wasn't dude .
Like he was not the but they wouldn't have asked him . They would have asked Walter Payton , I feel .
I think what he's trying to do is take attention away from the fact that he wasn't in Final Jeopardy and Ryder was that's true .
Rider . Nice job , very good job bud . Nice job Awesome .
As for you , once again you're at the bottom of the fucking totem pole .
I wasn't doing that at all . It was a question that popped in my head .
I don't know , I know I'm just busting your chops , mr Sensitivity .
I know , ben , don't you ever invoke the name of Pat Mahomes on this show . Ever again , again .
Like was it Sims Dro got it right Dro texted me Phil Sims Because you probably Dro , you probably did search that real quick before you sent it out . But yeah , Phil Sims went 22 for 25 .
Matty , Google that real quick . Who is the first person to say they're going to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl ? That's got to be . I bet it is Phil Simpson . No , it is not , Because I don't think I remember anybody before that . Like there was the Bears .
Yeah , jimmy , who won the Super Bowl , who won Super Bowl MVP with the Bears ?
There was the Raiders , there was the Redskins .
And they don't do that anymore , do they ?
No , I think they still do what go to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl .
Yeah , they do that , but they don't commercialize it as much as they used to wow .
It was Phil Simms was the first one the kabam .
Thank you wow , thank you . Wow , that's what you get , okay , yay , kevin won .
Yay , cheers .
¶ Super Bowl Conspiracy Theories and Banter
Suck Cheers , but you don't see it as prevalent as it was back in the day .
Well , you can't say it anymore , because now Disney World is synonymous with trafficking children . This is true , so no one wants to bring their kids to Disney World after the Super Bowl no .
No , would it be like I'm going to Epstein's Island , like where would that be bad , oh .
Well .
We just made top five of another list . It's the FBI list Right , you know what Epstein's Island is , right , yeah , okay , as long as you're in on the loop , all right . You stay away from those sick bastards out there . Don't let them sex traffic you .
Don't go near the white vans .
Seriously , anything that says free candy . First you test , then you run run .
When we were kids , it was stay away from vans . Now it's like stay away from islands don't accept that trip on a plane dude , I've seen some of the worst .
Oh , this is what I wanted to play . Do you guys know the story behind the number 13 and this Super Bowl ?
Super Bowl 58 and the number 13 . Mm-hmm .
No , all right , so I'm going to show you who is Ray Lewis getting away with murder ? Let me see if it's here . Is it there ? I think I have it saved .
Ben , if you're still there , call in . We need some fresh blood now . The Flamingo kid over here is petering out and Pat's searching on his phone . We need something .
I believe I sent it to you guys and I don't think you guys watched it .
No 13 . Isn't the one with Taylor Swift ?
Yeah that , when did I find that I ?
don't know . I saw that . Is that the one with the Dustin Pedroia thing and she was dancing off second base ? No , no , no , no .
Wiffleball Pat what who ? Facebook Challenge what ?
It's like a Super Bowl conspiracy about Taylor Swift . Here it is .
All right , listen to this . Just going to make sure we're fucking connected first . This is the most ridiculous thing possible , because all the interconnections of the number 13 . And all the stuff you're about to hear is true .
So are you ready to hear ? Here we go .
You know what Super Bowl is it's 58 .
You know what 5 plus 8 is 13 . It's Taylor Swift's album called 13 .
Yo Dang , you guys know the date of the Super Bowl it's the 11th .
Of .
February .
It's 11 plus 2 .
Yeah , yo .
Who are they playing the 49ers ? It's 4 plus 9 ? Dude come on 13 .
I'm just saying what seed are the 49ers ? The 1 seed . What seed are the Chiefs ? The 2 seed .
No seed are the 49ers the one seed ? What seed ?
are the chiefs , the two seed , no , the three , one , three . Where's uh taylor swift coming from ? She's coming from tokyo to the super bowl . What does that mean ? A flight from tokyo to las vegas 13 hours and I'm not even kidding what you know how many games taylor swift has been to ? 13 , 12 . 12 .
This is the 13th , the Super Bowl will be the 13th . Is this all true ? No , this is all for real .
So , kev , who are you taking ?
You had parents pass away in your life right . Who are ?
you betting on .
Who are you ?
betting on . You know what I'm talking on R .
You know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about , right R ? Yes , yeah , right , I'm betting on the Chiefs did you see ?
oh good , mush them put them in the fucking bedroom yeah , niners in the over did I see what have you seen the way , have you seen all the like , the things that were going on with the 49ers ?
Like how , uh , there was a fire alarm pulled in their hotel and woke everyone up , and then the practice fields are like really fucked up , really , and then the chiefs get to practice , so the the 49ers have to practice in a university , you know and then the chiefs get the raiders practice field yeah , how does that happen ?
the 49ers , no , chris mccaffrey even said said it was like he thinks it was an inside job .
The only inside job Christian McCaffrey's getting is the pegging I mean the night before .
Is his wife on Pegging .
Yes .
Ryder , don't worry about pegging , we're not going to discuss that . Don't look that up . Yeah , and so he was talking about the things I've seen that have gotten you know . So he brings it up last night and Ryder's like what are you talking about ? But you don't want to know , bud , you don't want to know .
You don't want to see that yeah the shadows . The shadows you've been seeing around the house .
Yeah , Did you set up the camera in Pat's bedroom yet to tape him sleeping , yet to ? Tape him sleeping , kevin just gets liquored up on one night and throws a sheet over his head and says , boo , boo , that would actually be fucking awesome . Nothing to see here , boo .
I'm like dude you're going to creep out my son . Stop doing that . Boo , I'm like dude . You're gonna creep out my son . Stop doing that . You haven't seen anybody running around with sheets on , have you ? No , as long as we haven't done that .
No sheets , no burning crosses .
We've been going for an hour and a half .
I think Ben's gonna call in . He's gotta take a pee .
Unknown caller . Speak of the devil . Well , there's a Saturday night show .
I think Ben's going to call in . He's got to take a pee . No Unknown caller . Speak of the devil .
Well , there's a Saturday night show .
We'll call you back .
Hello Ben , All right .
Did it . Hey , how's it not hooked up again ? Dude , I just had it connected . Time out .
Time out .
Yeah it's connected . You can't hear it . Hey Ben , why is that one all the way down ? That's the one we don't use , Kevin . Is that the ?
NFL music no , is it still playing ? Is that why it's down ?
No , it's not so turn it up no .
For what ?
Ha , ha , ha ha ha . There's a phone call . There we go . Ha ha ha .
Mr Idea Guy , I got no ideas . No , you asshole , this is for the fucking thing . That's plugged in . It's not plugged in . This is for the computer . The computer's up halfway . He's so angry Because you're an idiot , you ask stupid questions .
Why are you yelling at him like ?
that ? Because he's a cunt . Why is this not ? She's coming through the board , right ? Yeah , it is now yeah .
Oh hello .
Let's press one and disconnect .
To send a voicemail , press two .
Hello , hello , hello .
Hello Bob , fix this shit already . Come on , I'm up .
What's going on , Mr Travers ?
We missed you pal .
I'm using my fucking Honda to do smart park .
Up there in Boston Smart parking all day .
If you smart park outside of Boston , does it put you in a handicapped spot somewhere ?
He's always in a handicapped spot . Put you in a fucking retard spot .
There's smart park and there's retard park . It depends on what level of financial . I lost my train of thought .
There it is , that of financial , financial . I lost my dreadful . There it is . That was good . That was good .
Solid how deep your pockets are .
I had it for a second . There you go .
What are you doing , Mr Travers ?
I am having a couple of Tito's and just watching .
TV . Are you a Montrealer ? Is that next week Nice ?
Is that overflow from Texas Next week , or is that ?
next week , is that overflow from Texas ? Next week , we expect a phone call from a bar with people in it . Next week , is that a gay bar ?
like last time , I could make that happen . Of course you're going to the Blue Oyster .
If you video call us from a strip club style points the Cloudy Oyster . Oh , Ryder , you might have to go upstairs . He's going to be searching cloudy oyster on Google later . Yeah , if you guys want to come to me .
I'll be sure to call in . I'm just staring at him 'd you say , ben , if you guys are on next sunday night , I'll be sure to call in . Um , we'll be on next sunday , yeah , hopefully the phone works , but we are the only podcast that'll call you back .
No no , no , no that was fine .
Okay .
We do believe that . I'm just happy to see you guys up at the top five in a bunch of different categories .
That's great , it's pretty wild , isn't it ? Making noise , bro , making noise .
Right , kevin's just making headaches . Oh , come on , come on .
I take such abuse here , come on .
Ben we getting any kind of following up in the Massachusetts area ? You telling some people , like you know , we got people maybe listening to our podcast in the hospital or something Like what's up .
I'm telling some of my friends to log on , but I don't know if they're doing it .
Well , I think you should be following up , and now they're going to the park .
Unsmart park .
Unsmart park . Unsmart park . Are they smart ? They don't sound smart .
They're fucking smart kids man .
You know , I know , I don't know , ben , I don't know . This sounds like the story from the gay bar , so what ?
are you going north of the border for next week ? Again A little conference .
I'm going to go see my mother-in-law , oh no wonder why you're at the bar . Nothing .
Nothing Crickets , right , yeah , yeah .
Yeah , yeah , yeah . I always say do you know what the difference is between an in-law and an outlaw ?
no , tell us outlaws are wanted that's a good one cheers .
You're no , matt Reif , but I like it .
That was a tough one . That was a tough one right there . Outlaws wanted .
¶ Fantasy Football Draft Predictions
Why are you going to make fun of our number one fan ? You do too .
You got Chicken Leg McGirt over here the Flying Flamingo coming from above .
You make fun of our number one fan . This is the guy that's pushed us to the top five in these charts . Right , he's helped .
From the sounds of it , he doesn't even know what the hell he's doing . He has no idea .
He's not listening to us on Good Pod . He's not listening . You don't listen to us on Good Pod , do you ?
No , I've watched every fucking show on Facebook for the past . I don't know how many years the man is dedicated . I've called in .
Very much so .
We love you . I'm going to give you some show-used merch .
We're going to send them Kevin's drawers .
I've already got a cum-filled sock hanging on my garage . I don't need anything else . We're going to throw a side .
Bro , that's the greatest merch ever .
We're going to let Ryder spend some time with a size small . Take a deep show shirt .
Yep , and then we're going to send that over to you . Zimmy zam zoom , like Kevin said about the dirt bikes room , that's it , you'll have it real quick .
Straight up to the gullet . Did you say cutlet or gullet ?
Gullet , I think it's time for us to sign off .
Yeah .
That's how you fuckers treat me . I just want a good you know like a good batch of french fries from Odd's house . You're never going to get it .
Well , I'll tell you what . You certainly won't get a batch of fries out of the microwave .
No Rye would you ever cook microwaves ? Would you ever cook French fries in a microwave ? No , okay .
Why I got that coming home . What is that ?
Uh-oh Do you see exactly what it's a Jack Daniels fucking whiskey barrel .
From where Is it full of Jack Daniels ? No , it's not full of Jack .
Daniels . Well then , who cares ? What's the matter ? A fucking decoration .
Yeah , I feel like I want to put it right there Instead of that thing .
I'm just going to get drunk one night and play Donkey Kong . He's worrying about decorating the studio .
Dude , I'm always thinking about the studio man . Shut your mouth Shut your mouth , that's sweet , though right , that's nice so , ben , what else ?
what's going on ? Tell us a story , tell us something , keep us engaged , otherwise pat wants to shut this shit down for tonight oh what do ?
I have for you . I'm trying to think , no , why do I hear him ? I got nothing for you .
I'm pretty busy , All right , Awesome . Well , who do you want to win in the Super Bowl ? Is that coming home like ?
right now .
I want Stan Fran all the way Amen .
Amen , let's go . Niners , I like that , that's cool .
I don't like the fact that they you know , if they win they're going to tie the Patriots For the amount of Super Bowl wins .
But Fuck it , I fucking hate my own Well , and the Steelers ?
We do that .
You got that wrong , just so you know , kevin , you were wrong , hey .
So what do you think the Patriots are going to do in the draft there ?
With Gerard Mayo at the helm . That's a good question . I think they might go with some talent .
They've got a lot of money Linebacker in the first round .
Oh boy , no , I'm hoping wide out .
Rye . Who do you think what pick they got ? Look at Ryder's face . What do you think ? What pick do the Patriots have ?
Patriots currently do not have a quarterback , so I would like what pick do they have this year ? It was a third or a fourth .
Oh , are they up that high ?
Yeah , I think they're going quarterback . Why wouldn't you go quarterback ? I think they're going quarterback . Why wouldn't you go quarterback , mac Jones ? It depends on , well , you know what , not for nothing .
If two quarterbacks go first , you can't go wrong . Take a Marvin .
Harrison Jr . Very true , I would agree with that 100 percent , matt , that's who I wanted .
Marvin Harrison Jr is going to end up most likely going to the .
Bears First , first overall . You think . Yeah , first overall , you think .
Caleb Williams .
He slid down the draft stock throughout the season listen , he does have his insights , more than I think we do he's got more time on his hands . So you think the Bears are going to go first pick . They're going to stay with Justin Fields and go with Marvin Harrison Jr .
I think it's going to be Marvin Harrison Jr . And who was the second pick ? Second was Redskins . Redskins get Caleb , or they get Jaden Daniel and go with Marvin Harrison Jr . I think it's going to be Marvin .
Harrison .
Jr and who was the second pick . Second was the Redskins .
Redskins . Redskins get Caleb or they get Jaden Daniels . No , they take .
Caleb Williams , because they hired what's his name . No , no , no . I hope they take . Jaden .
Daniels .
I hope they take . Jaden Daniels . No , that's why they've hired Kingsbury I Daniels man . He's a senior and that matters .
Hey Ben , will you call in live on the night of the draft so we can watch Orbs cry after the commanders make the number two pick ?
Yeah , they take the first transgender player , wow .
Caitlyn Williams is transitioning Wow .
Wow .
We're taking Caitlyn Jenner .
Kick her . You know what would be awesome If the Redskins representative goes up to the podium and said we're doing this for orbs .
I do it . Caitlyn Jenner , catch her . Wait , no , pitch her and catch her .
Catch her and pitch her .
Whatever you want , she's a utility player .
A lack of utility player .
And we're done with viewers . So , Ry , what's your switch hitter ?
¶ NFL Draft Predictions
So your prediction is Marvin Harrison Jr going first to the Bears .
To be honest , I would rather see . I think Jaden Daniels has a higher ceiling than Caleb Williams .
I agree , I don't like Caleb Williams at all .
I think Caleb Williams has a higher ceiling , but he has a lower floor .
Okay .
I think Jaden Daniels . I want Jaden Daniels to go to the Giants .
That's what I wanted too , but it's not going to happen Unless they trade up to two . Exactly Not unless they trade 75 .
See now , if that works out . They won't , the Redskins aren't going to trade with the Giants .
They will not trade with them .
I know because it's inter-conference , and it's inter-position too . You're trading up for the same guy .
Yeah , but then you get more drift value .
It's not happening .
No way , in shape or form , you're not getting Jane Daniels .
I hope they do .
You're going to get a bad pick . Watch .
They're going to trade for Hugh Penix . I don't want fucking Caleb Williams .
I don't want Derek May , I want fucking Jaden Daniels .
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bears ended up trading out of the first pick .
They should , they should , trade Well if they keep what's his name ? They should trade out . So they can take Caleb Williams . No , Giants ain't taking Caleb .
Williams , I know that .
If they trade up bro .
No , they won't , Because I know Jaden Daniels is higher on their list than Caleb was , because when the Giants went to the USC Notre Dame game and I think his stock value fell , after that , Listen .
All I know is when the kid climbed up in the stands and cried on his mother's shoulder , that was the end . He played at LSU . That was the end .
Caleb Williams did no I know You're talking about Jay Daniels . I wasn't talking about Jay Daniels .
He clearly said Caleb Williams , I'm sorry .
I misunderstood man .
Don't interrupt , if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking , you were a little out of water .
Yeah , seriously .
The Giants are going to end up taking a wide receiver . The Pats are going to get Marvin Harrison Jr as a wide out . They're going to keep Bailey Zappi . They're going to build up their whole line .
Did you just say they're going to compete with Bailey Zappi ? Your fucking quarterback's name is Bailey Bailey fucking Zappi . Do you know what his ? Name is Quarterback's name is Bailey . Bailey fucking Zappy . Let's hear what his name is . Bailey Zappy eats paste in the corner , back corner and fucking classroom .
Listen , your fucking New York team would pick Uncle Rico .
I'm not a fucking New York fan . I'll take Uncle Rico any day of the week bro .
Quite honestly , if Uncle Rico went out west and paid for the Raiders , I'd be on board . I don't know if you noticed , but Uncle Rico , beat the Flying Flamingo at a throwing contest .
Eat space , billy Zappy eats space .
Billy Zappy doesn't live in a fucking van .
That's because he's got the smart pot .
I can see the jets going In the first round we pick Uncle Rico .
Yay .
We vote for Pedro , though . Well , that's your boy , Mick . He's rooting for something . He needs something to root for that poor guy .
The Jets are picking a linebacker at OSU . That's who they're picking , like I don't know who that is , you can look it up , but that's who they're picking . I don't know who that is , you can look it up , but that's who they're picking , but that's the pick . Yeah , because the Jets just fuck it up all the time .
What number pick do they have ? Aaron Rodgers is coming back , I don't know .
Seventh he's coming back . Well , don't you have to ?
be here first to come back .
What was he here for ? Like six snaps .
I believe we did a show that night ?
Can you call that a comeback if you've had six snaps ?
Oh , we were doing a show . We were doing a show that night . Yeah , when he blew his ACL , his Achilles , I remember that . Four snaps , four snap , aaron . What do you think is going to happen with Rodgers ? What do you mean ? Like it's going to come back and I think they no one's talking here . I was Dude . You're stomping all over everybody talking dude .
God Jesus , I think they're going to . Was I looking at you when I was asking the question ? Let's go , come on , clean this shit out . Put him in the bathroom .
Ben , let's go Straighten it up . Bob , I want some water over here .
This shit's disorderly . Wow , wow , really .
Okay , all right , hey message received .
Bro Message received let's go .
Fucking soul . Pay is ready to go now . Yeah .
I'm sorry , alright , so let's back to the question . What was the question I was asking you ? Anyways , I'm so dead , so out . So let's back to the question .
What was the question ?
I was asking you anyways , I'm so out of it . Oh no , about Aaron Rodgers . Oh so , okay . So if Aaron Rodgers he's coming back next year as Jets quarterback , how do you think the Jets are going to do ?
Well , I think when the Jets got Aaron Rodgers , I didn't really like . I thought they were going to go like 10 and 7 . I don't think .
I don't know , because I think if he played in their wide receiver Garrett Wilson , I think he would have been phenomenal this year .
I mean , he wasn't terrible .
He was over 1,000 . With the garbage they had thrown at the ball . Kevin , what do you think ?
Now if they've got a legit quarterback , audible , on the line throwing some passes , getting Breeze Hall the ball Like a fucking 12-year-old . So what do you think , kevin ? He's not going to say , he's not going to speak . No , His feelings are hurt again . You hurt his pride . You hurt his pride .
I'm not sure I'm allowed to .
That's why I asked you . He asked you directly . He did ask you a direct question .
So we're talking Go ahead .
Go ahead Telegraphed .
No , why ? Because no , shut up , bitch , man , great , so great , shut up can't even take a drink of a scotch .
Oh my God , you good , all right , all right . So how do you think the , do you think they're going to ?
have a good year this year .
Not Kevin .
I think they'll have a better . I think they'll have a good year . I think they'll be . I don't think they're going to be better . I think they're going to be the third best team in the division . How many ?
Third best team in the division I think the Bills are better Shut up bitch .
I fucking love it . That's probably the best sound on the board right now Absolutely .
He's finally on point with something I have a question to ask you guys .
Sure Ben , what's up buddy ?
Who the hell is Deadpool sitting in the corner ?
over there , that's my son . Deadpool .
He looks like Deadpool .
Good thing you didn't see the elephant .
he tried to come in here with no he's just wearing his hood and his winter hat . He doesn't want to show his face .
I will say his insight is pretty good , though I'll give him credit .
He does know his stuff . He does study up on his numbers and whatnot . He does have a lot more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff .
I interrupted what .
I didn't interrupt . You Just more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff . I interrupted what I didn't interrupt . Turn the volume right off .
Okay , anywho , where was I now ?
As I was saying , I think the Bills and the Dolphins are better , and then there's the sorry-ass Patriots and I think it's going to go Bills , dolphins Shut up bitch , oh my God , no one's safe , no one's safe .
It wasn't towards you I swear to . God , I love you . You want to come see what .
Uh-oh , who's he talking to ? He was looking at me when he pressed the button .
I'm talking to my son .
Are you letting him watch the Take it Deep show ? You should .
As Kevin's been blocking me the whole fucking episode , which I love .
There we go .
Very good .
Do you let your son watch the Take it Deep show with you ?
Usually he's in bed .
But when we do watch it , we watch it in the smart park .
No .
He doesn't watch it in the smart park , but after I park the car he'll watch it Shut up bitch shut up it never gets old .
No , it's not I mean I can . I wish I had that on repeat . Anytime kevin spoke , it was like automatic when they recognize his voice not for nothing .
Can you send that to my phone , because I just want to walk around with that all day .
That's it , beautiful . I love you , kevin . He's just looking at his wooden casket that's coming to the fucking house . He's so angry right now , can't wait to decorate this . We're still waiting for you to say something .
I wasn't sure I was allowed , you know , but there were parameters I had . Uh , whatever , okay , just wait , shut up . Yeah , yeah , just waiting for that , just waiting for that man , you know , can't wait for it , even when you know it's coming can't wait for next show . Gonna be awesome , shut up . You guys need some dishes .
So you know , maybe a splat mat , splat mat . What the hell is a splat mat , splat mat ?
I don't know what the hell's a splat mat .
Anyway , alright .
I think it's time for us to call it quits tonight .
Yeah , ben Ben , we love you . Thank you for calling in .
I want to thank Ryder for joining us on that .
You guys are the best , thank you , thanks , benny . Nice job at Trivia Run and Jeopardy .
Fucking making this one not even made to the final Jeopardy , which is great yeah .
Negative Shut up bitch Sweet , sweet , sweet yeah .
Hope you all get food poisoning .
All right yeah .
I only put that chicken in for 45 minutes .
You know , maybe a herpy or two , yeah , yeah .
That shit don't go away . Why would you wish that on him ? That's terrible . Well , he was pointing . He was in that direction . It looked like you were talking . I think you were saying it straight to him , we made no eye contact .
When I said herpes , we made no eye contact . It was , I said herpes we made no eye contact .
It was me , you and you , I wasn't making contact with you . Who says I don't have them already ? I mean Christ .
I mean , if I made it this far , God bless me . We have a good immune system . It's true . It's true . What do you think ? We've been to some of the dirty places I've been . You got some immunity to this lot of shit .
That was like that was perfect .
That was like absolutely perfect , right that ?
was the fucking best mistake ever . Well done .
Alright , that was fucking great dude , alright .
I mean Fuck you .
That's what you get , Kev . Fuck you too , benny , thanks for joining us .
¶ Take a Deep Show Episode 92
Ladies and gentlemen , thank you for joining us on this episode of the .
Take a Deep Shell .
Going up to the top three next week here we go .
What's wrong , kev ? Nothing , man , mom , park your car in Harvard Yard bitches .
Hey , Henry , Nice , nice .
Oh , he's hung up , so he's not there anymore . Everything's fucking great man . Everything's fucking great man . Everything's fucking great bro . No complaints about nothing , oh man .
It's going to be so hard to leave tonight .
Now , you just can't leave .
Don't do that shit again . You're not locking us in here . Kevin will get a little crazy . As long as we got the three of us , we can figure something out , he'll lock us in .
Like , don't be mistaken , I let you out .
Thank you for joining us . Episode 92 of the Take a Deep Show Take it deep bitches . Take it deep bitches .