Ep.86/87 Clash of the Titans: Ranking the Top 64 Wrestlers of All Time with Bubba Joe Mason

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Yeah , episode 86 . I didn't even know how we got this one . It's gonna be a doozy If nobody knows . Well , we gotta do the proper entrance .

I mean , give the man his due . We're gonna have to .

I don't know what happened with Kevin . There he is . Oh Jesus , he almost forgot the fucking brackets .

Unbelievable . It shows over Unbelievable dude Alright .

That's a let's go brand and move of the night Unbelievable . Alright , ladies and gentlemen , welcome to Episode 86 of the EPs . Take a Deep Show . This is the EP version , right ? I just kept on turning down the Bluetooth , but not that . I was wondering why you're still letting that play yeah we're just gonna shut that off right now , so it doesn't matter .

Now , I mean shit the man , the myth , the legend .

And there's only one proper way to actually introduce him Little music maybe yeah , yeah you think so You're not the EP anymore .

Yeah .

Your EP stopped once the show started . So , ladies and gentlemen , to my right , the man , the myth , the legend , bubba Joe Mason Shit . Let me get to the applause . Bubba Joe Mason , ladies and gentlemen , there's a reason . There's a reason why he's on tonight's show . What's that reason ? Kevin ?

Well , he , in my opinion , is the foremost expert on this particular topic , anywhere .

So we've . Well , Kevin has come up with a list and I'm very . It was an impressive list the top 64 wrestlers of all time , All time Seated .

Yeah , in a March Madness style tournament bracket .

And can you break this down to how you did this ?

Well , I took into a lot of consideration how to go back 70s . You know , it's kind of where it first really started . Well , it started earlier than that , but you know , like that's real .

It came to you know sort of forefront of sports entertainment .

Yeah , so I tried to take like generational ones . You know , like you guys .

But here's the question did you okay . The two that I saw that were off Right . I put them on Okay because Joe would have been very upset and he probably would have fled the studio .

Well , I was upset too , and you know , it's fixed , it's fixed .

To be honest , I really only have one question . It's not like a flexial issue . Who was ?

flexing . Oh , we had to do the first round .

So before we even start anything , I was going to interject last week but I said you know what ? It's not my place , you should have Joe you should have . I'm sure you guys would have sorted that amongst yourselves .

There were two that were missing Because what had happened was I had made a list .

Wait a minute before you even get into this whole thing .

You were called out . Can we replay how adamantly he did not make this error ? There's no fucking way I missed that .

There's no way , and so what do we do ? We ? Stayed an extra 45 minutes . So listen like afterwards .

So we looked at the list I was like , look , it's there , it's crossed out Game over . You know , like that was my argument .

It was indeed game over , Mr Obs . So for you .

What had happened in your lies Was I had made a list . What happened was Right and I was going to make a bracket While we were doing the beginning parts of the show . You know , like I was going to write them down , this one's playing , who's playing that ? So I actually have the proof right here . The proof is in the pudding . I mean , yeah , I fucked up .

I had in the bracket .

Is he trying to work his way right out in his head ? No copper fit .

Which never made the top field .

Because they were crossed off , Because I was like flex sealed copper fit .

What were you sealed ?

Copperfit and we were . What were you so adamant about ? You seem to be singing a different tune from the end of the show . So adamant ?

about , oh about , the flex seals . There it was fuck you guys . It wasn't did he make the show ? I think Joe understands what now don't . Dude , we're making .

Don't , do not pull Joe into this bullshit .

So playing devil's ad . I can see where Kevin is coming from .

It was . It was an oversight on my part it on there but yeah , so just say you're sorry . Oh , I'm sorry .

Yeah , I'm sure you are . So from that , since we were talking about doing brackets , again , joe , as he was watching the show , chimed in and said you should do a bracket at the top 80s wrestlers . Yeah , yeah , but I unfortunately I took that phenomenal idea , by the way . Thank you , yes but unfortunately there's not .

That made many 80s wrestlers that can really get the you know , the top 32 Right and then ultimately , as we discussed earlier , it would really come down to one anyways , which would be Hogan .

Yeah , we would have been looking for every which way to find somebody , I think I think Hogan is a one-seat in one of the field , in one Of the brackets .

Yeah , he definitely so . Now you broke this down into four different brackets correct .

Yes , you know how the March Madness has your north , southeast , west . Well , we have our Lou Albano , our Bobby Heenan , our Jimmy the heart and our Freddie Blasey brackets .

Classy Freddie Blasey .

Great . I wish I had a cane hit .

Nice , excellent now , how are we gonna break down like how , what are we gonna do ? How's this gonna go , come about ?

So we have , we have four brackets of 16 teams , okay , all seated , one through 16 Playing each other in your typical 116 matchup to 15 matchup and all through . You know your final four , you know final , everything right okay .

So I think I think we would go through each bracket and come out with with our final four and yeah and get in it .

All right , that's how we want to do this . I read a racket by bracket , not round by round .

I'm with he's . Well , this is , this is what's gonna have this house gonna break down , since his knowledge is Above and beyond all of ours . Yes , true , when it comes to wrestling . So you and I are gonna vote who ? And if there's a tie , ultimately Joe's the the naysayer , or you know if , if there's a split decision , we're gonna go to the specialist .

Yeah , and if you and if you both agree on somebody and Joe disagrees , joe is , joe will take the .

Really . Yeah , I agree , I agree with that .

I mean we might have to have a TLC match for that .

You guys depends how . How passionate you are about the the victor right , yes .

Oh , we did . Here's the thing , though . We did have a . I had a sound board of fucking WWE shit .

Oh yeah you did , you did nice , we got an audience .

Yep , oh , here it is . This is fucking

Well , be on be ready for it throughout the tournament here . Yeah , this is like right .

Are you ready out there TID nation huh yeah , we lost one already , probably female .

There goes our female audience any red-browned male and our tall get audience range like oh my god , I gotta listen to his Maddie .

What was the other one that ? You fucking Excuse me ? Sound by Kevin you talking . All right , that's I once was . I'm gonna be going to summon a voice .

Ever now it's shut up .

So I'm gonna go to some of the sound , soundboard stuff . So we have that , that wrestling feel to it . I know , did you want to do some background music ?

Nah too much .

Do you think so ?

Oh , you could maybe lower that , so it's just yeah . Just a hint .

Just a hint .

How's that ?

Just just a little yeah , I don't know you're familiar with this , but this is the BDNN news network .

Yeah , this is our balls , deep news networks , music that we had we once had a news anchor team . I don't know if you know anything about mr Thunderson and his daughter legends Therapy , that's the only word I could put out there is therapy . That's great . So what would I ? What bracket we starting off in Kevin .

Um , we're gonna start out with the Lou El Bano bracket . Okay , awesome .

All right , so we have , you're gonna go , you're gonna go through the seedings , yeah .

I'm gonna all right , I think we should just go match up to match up now , right .

Okay , I'll give you the seedings as I tell you who they are right . So we have the one 16 matchup , oh , which is Hulk Hogan versus the honky tonk man , I mean there's , there's .

no , this is easy , it's , it's gotta be , it's gotta be Hogan .

That's why it's a 160 .

Yeah , all right , and that , and Hogan moves on dismantling on the honky tonk man hitting with his own guitar , wait with his Joe's vote .

So it would be Hogan , obviously . However , you could make the argument oh , that honky tonk man was the longest running reigning intercontinental champion yeah really yes , up until recently , which you know just was recently broken by , I believe , gunther . Who the fuck is Gunther ?

It sounds like an asshole . He is not in this bracket .

I wouldn't . Just because of his name , he would not be in the bracket .

But again , hogan does take it , but like .

I said .

Some may make the argument that again honky tonk man right , there could be a distraction , right , and it's hard .

Oh , you never know what could happen there , jimmy .

Hart was the megaphone outside . You never know right .

As you notice , honky tonk man , being a 16 seed , is not in the Jimmy Hart bracket .

According to Ben Travers , honky tonk sucks .

All right , so are we ready for the next one yeah let's go all right in the eight , nine matchup .

That's a weird switch . Well , okay , all right . Eight , nine , eight , nine .

Rob Van Dam verse Ted D Biasi the million dollar man . Rob Van Dam verse Ted D Biasi chime in Facebook I .

Gotta go million dollar man . I hate Rob Van Dam . He was a just that , just right . He was a WCW guy before WCW .

I know it was RVD , and then it's his fucking frog splash .

He was a technician and he had , like , aerobatic abilities .

I'm gonna yeah , but he made himself out to be like John Claude Van Dam Was the million dollar man was like he's a cousin .

I'm gonna go with Rob Van Dam .

Wow , so we have a split decision here .

So this is this is tough , so .

I tried to make it .

Yeah , this is tough . Rob Van Dam I Love it . He excelled in ECW , then went to WWE , didn't have such a stellar career . I'm gonna have to go with million dollar .

Fuck you , joe .

But it wasn't an easy , it wasn't easy that's a nine beating , an eight seat .

Oh , first upset . All right , there's Virgil count with the million dollar . What about Gunther ?

What about Gunther ?

Is he still in ?

this All right , our next matchup is a 512 Matchup , okay , and it is Kane versus Pat Patterson . I told you we go back .

I gotta go , kane .

I have to go Kane also . Yeah , I .

Will also go with Kane . But again you can make the argument . Pat Patterson , first intercontinental champion , first intercontinental ever . Intercontinental . Look at this .

Look at the knowledge of this guy sitting next to me . I feel dumb right now .

Did you brush up before ?

the show or we're just going right off the brain .

It's so again .

So I too will go with Kane , okay , so .

Kane moving through so our next map so far who we have moving through Hulk Hogan number one seed .

Yep Ted DB . I see .

Ted DB , I see , was a nine upset in eight seed , yeah , and we got a 512 Kane versus Pat Patterson , but Kane moves on . So you have Hogan , ted DB , I see , and Kane so far . Well , it's just gonna sound like a good fucking our next man elite 32 is Pedro Morales Versus Jake the snake Roberts ?

what our seeds are ? Those , that is a 413 , with Pedro Morales receiving a four seed .

Oh , Wow , I like to see what you guys say . I Know what you're gonna say this is a tough one .

I'm gonna go Jake the snake Because of his fucking Python , because nobody else has pythons they could pull out of their bags to fight people did the Python have a name ?

Joe . The Python's name was Damien .

That's right , damien .

Damien .

And then , when he thought , it was a chicks name when he turned heel .

He had a cobra named Lucifer . What ?

yeah , I don't remember the cobra . Yeah , who the fuck would I wrestle with a cobra ? Pedro Morales versus Jake the snake Roberts now I'm going Jake the snake with the upset .

So just to add I don't know if any of you know this , I'm sure Joe does but Pedro Morales with First to hold all the belts . I remember not at one time , but he had the intercontinental , the tag team and the heavyweight champion .

So at one time ? No , no , at different times . But when we were kids , pedro was at the Twilight of his career . Yeah , so he kind of was put on TV to kind of make the younger guys look a little better . So your memories of him probably weren't all that stellar not in his heyday , right . But again his history . Again .

I didn't know anything about him Until Kevin just told me . Now I feel bad about the pig and Jake the snake .

That's why I say it's a tough , that's a tough matchup . I .

I should in his python Elizabeth .

See , I should pick Pedro , but I said Jake . The snake just tugs on my heartstrings .

Yeah , that's what I'm saying . He was a favorite right like remember when the dudes were passed out on the fucking fucking snake .

I'm back out dude , he was no slouch by any means the . Ddt . Yes .

The longevity had with that gimmick really pulled them through . But again , no , no title wins from really no title wins Wow .

I would figure he would have a title .

That's the things you have to think about when you well , Joe .

I don't know much about this and I'm glad I'm being schooled right now .

You have the history of Pedro with the intercontinental , the tag team and the world heavyweight champion Jake and Damien all day and Jake and Jake and Damien with , like I said , the longevity and the gimmick . So it's it's not . It's not a it's not an easy decision . Yeah .

So what would you choose ?

So what did you go with , matt ? You went with . You want me to take . I did so it's Jake , you guys , you guys agree ? No , well , you know ultimately , you can choose .

If you choose Pedro Morales Pedro , I mean , you're strong enough you're dropping knowledge I had no idea there's a reason you're here .

This is what our EP set up . Don't be coy , my friend .

Don't be afraid , I feel I feel almost bad saying Pedro , because I feel like I'm gonna get double team .

No , I can't move with the foreign object Joe , you're a cute guy , but we're not , definitely not gonna double team you , it's not that kind of show you sicko . But if you want to go , you're gonna go . Pedro Morales , this is tough . It's a 413 .

See , I'm gonna say 413 412 413 Mmm . I'm gonna say , based off of title , history alone .

Pedro gets it so Pedro moves on , pedro moves on .

He knows a lot more than we do . He's the skit Bayless . Skip not skid skip .

I said skip .

What's our next matchup ? We have sting . Oh , who you may not remember from the 80s . I use one of my favorites Rest of the ball time but I'm just saying that maybe from like the 90s , you know , like you remember 80s sting .

I remember 80s thing , before you came back , I said you may not okay , and against cowboy Bob Orton with the cast with oh . Okay , all right , okay all right , shut up , bitch . That's fucking great . I love it . Sting sting and he had the intercontinental for a while when he was when he was wrestling in WCW sting ECW .

I'll give you a little history sting . I love that this is fucking great came to the forefront around 87 and then had a Classic match with Rick flair , the first class of the champions now , was that NWA . Well , so it was NWA , and then eventually NWA became WCW . He eventually won the world heavyweight championship in 1990 . So Again , love it .

But he had a baseball bat his history in WCW and he hit my curtains .

He looked like the crow .

Yeah , totally any . Any Cascade it down from yeah on a zipline ?

Well , it's not on zipline , but the fucking harness even after , even after they dropped One heart .

Yeah , when no ?

one died I think after that , I think they kind of did away with .

Facebook is saying sting .

I'm going on . My vote is sting . I have to go . Sting as well , sting as well . Yes , I agree , moving on Great .

All right , our next matchup . We have a 314 . We have Roman Reigns versus Sergeant slaughter . Slaughter has America , the fucking Marine America , you know .

Yeah , but do Roman Reigns , had there's been controlling the ?

sergeant slaughter used to beat up Nikolai Volkov in the iron sheet . He's got my vote , so you're going on . You're going with .

I'm going , so I just I gotta go , with a reason why I gotta go with Roman Reigns . I do know this . He has been controlling the WWE for the past couple years now , correct ?

And he's one of the longer .

He's one of the longer , longer champions . I gotta go with Roman Reigns . He is a three seed .

Yeah , I too will agree with you on the Roman Reigns , thank you as sergeant slaughter bullshit , as much as it pains me because I am an 80s guy .

Facts with facts , roman Reigns moving through next match , we have a 710 . Oh .

This could be an upset .

Mick Foley versus rowdy Roddy . Oh , come on , this is a tough one .

So rowdy , rowdy . Would you not want to go to this my ? Favorite hands down , my favorite wrestler of all time ? Oh no , not , not so . Are you gonna be biased , though , with this ? No , I and it's , and it's . It's gonna be a little difficult for me not to be , but again , not based off of wrestling ability . Piper , just as promos and his Delivery .

right right , any man who could run the Piper's pit , he's her sona right , exactly right .

Ah , so again you guys decide and I will chime in .

I got it . Here's the thing I gotta say Foley , because he's been involved in some of the most iconic matches of all time the fucking steel cage match with Under taker , undertaker yeah , he had another one . He had another one with triple H . I Right , I was at that one .

Were you really In Hartford ? It was the same hell on the cell , he he just for that , the abuse this man took .

Oh yeah , and he still came back . I'm going .

Nick Foley . He would come back like Thursday .

I just wrestled Wednesday Like he'd wrestled Thursday , still pulling tax out of his face . Yeah , dude .

Like he was the . He was like the first real hardcore wrestler , like there was Texas Jail .

There was a lot to him , right . You know like a lot of layers to that guy too , right ?

Matt .

I got to go with the rowdy one .

Rowdy , rowdy , piper . Wow , here it comes Joe .

This is . This , for me , is a tough call , because your points Piper was never a WWE World Champion . Nope , he did have the intercontinental title and the tag team championships he did . Didn't you have a boxing match with Mr T ? He did WrestleMania too . That's right , I love he's just .

he's just blurring out information I don't even know anything about it .

This one's tough man , this one's tough for me .

We got Ben Ben voting in Boston saying Piper .

And I will tell you , I love Mick Foley .

I just think he's he's been part of some of the most iconic fucking matches of all time . Very true , Wasn't Piper ? When he got tossed off . Do you remember that when he got tossed off the top of the cage , his he blew out his knee .

Yeah , and he still got up and so he he got tossed off the cage . They took him back . He came back , climbed up the cage , fought the Undertaker again on top of the cage . Undertaker choked , slams him Through the fucking cage Through the cage which wasn't supposed to give . That was not a planned spot .

Yeah , just just for the fucking yeah , we got to make a decision . I know .

We got four brackets to get through here . Gosh , I'm going to say Piper Only , only because of his status . I understand , you know what I mean .

That's our second upset at 10 , beating a seven seat . Yeah , dude , I would figure Foley would go through . All right , okay , our next match , to finish the first round . I'm glad I didn't start fucking party this week we have the number two seated , brett Hart oh man , verse the 15 seated , chris Benoit oh that's where you throw Benwine .

You piece of shit in this list of wrestlers , yeah .

Yeah .

I mean you can't go . Why don't you just make Benoit Russell Flexiol ? Yeah , benoit balls .

How about Benoit balls ? And Flexiol .

I mean , I think we all know what's going to happen . Yeah , it's hard . All that Sure , both ring technicians Sure .

But what's going to happen ? Do the cross face crippler ?

Great wrestler , but again Brett Hart takes the yeah .

One killed his family . One didn't . Ouch Ouch .

Now the second round of the Lou Albano bracket .

We're bringing it , we're bringing this right down , right down to the winner .

We're bringing it right down to the final in the bracket . Okay , and then we'll have our final four to go through . All right , all right . So we have Hulk Hogan versus Ted DB . This probably has taken place on many occasions , many occasions . This particular matchup , hulk Hogan . What's that brother ? Versus Ted DB Hogan . Yeah , you can't , you can't , you can't .

You can't deny the Hulk's very yeah .

There's no reason why he's number one .

Yeah , I know , I know , I'm looking for every reason to go another way . You can't , but I can't .

Our next matchup of five four number five Kane versus number four , pedro Morales . It's going to be tough for Pedro to get past this guy .

I got to go Kane . I don't know anything about Pedro Morales .

I don't think Pedro Morales ever saw something like Kane before , so I don't think so .

I will also go with Kane on that one .

Agreed . I think if Pedro Morales was wrestling Kane , he'd get a landscape job .

A company on the side . You have a future matchup , a legendary matchup coming up , one through five , one versus five .

We do , we do , we do . That's going to be a good one . Next matchup we have Sting against Roman Reigns . Sting , who is a six seed , against Roman Reigns , who is a three seed .

Got to go . Roman Reigns Stinger .

Oh .

Here it comes . This is again a tough call because , I just like indicated earlier , for the past several years plus , roman Reigns has been on top of the WWE .

Generational talents here of different generations .

Right yeah .

It's a tough one , joe . This is tough . I want to go . Don't get me wrong , I would love to go . Sting there was nothing like I loved Sting . Dude Sting was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up . I'm just going mere so accomplishments , what Roman Reigns has done in the past seven plus years .

Based off of legendary status and history . I'm going to have to go with Sting .

Wow , we have an upset . Ladies and gentlemen , six overtaken the three .

Wow , all right . Wow , that was a tough one , though that was not easy .

Yeah , they're not going to get easy .

I know .

Okay , we didn't start with an easy bracket .

I'll take it out . This is a tough , tough bracket . It's very good .

To complete the second round of this bracket , we have Rowdy Rowdy Piper against Bret Hart oh . Wow , fuck yeah .

I got to go Bret Hart Sharp cue to roll deck .

Yeah , as much as I hate to say it , Bret hit man Hart , Did you see ? I just saw that . Why would you hate to say it ? Because Piper is my man oh okay .

All right , I just saw that video when Piper when , when Bret was facing Shawn Michaels and it wasn't known to Bret that he was losing .

So that was called the Montreal screw job . Yes , I just saw that and if you , and if you listen , even if you're not a wrestling fan if you have an opportunity , watch a little documentary . Great great flick Wrestling with shadows .

What dude , amazing , yeah , so to actually see , these guys had no clue what was going on .

So , real quick , I'll just give you the brief version .

Yes .

So who ? Who was a Lunderblaze ? She went to WCW , took the women's championship on WCW TV , threw it into the trash can . So Vince , fearing that that was going to happen again , said Bret , we don't want you going over there , we're going to lose the title to Shawn Michaels . Who ? Shawn Michaels , was Bret's arch enemy .

But Lo and behold , they fucked him , dude . They fucked him royally . But all of a sudden , Do you ever see the video .

Ultimately ultimately , Bret should have done the honors because he's on his way out . This is what you do . This is this is what you pass the torch . Pass the torch . This is what you do . So it's not . It wasn't up to Bret to make that decision . He's working for somebody , so .

Joe reminds me of a real fucking . The man has analysts . Real wrestling analysts I'm talking to on ESPN right now . Well , he's a fucking great .

He's a news man .

He's starting .

He's a news man . This is fucking great . Give the man his do . Yeah , I give his sperm .

I give his sperm credit .

I do . What was it ? Rcn cable , ctc cable ? That's right when you .

When you saw yeah , yeah .

For those of you who don't know anything about Joe . Joe was one of the first people ever Pioneer pioneer , really Back in the day would take a fucking VHS recorder . That could be the first podcast ever yeah . You could be , the pioneer and a microphone . That never worked , but it is .

It was just yeah , it was just he would have a fake microphone .

He would go to the local carnivals and interview people . But what makes it even better , here's a classic thing you guys probably don't know he interviewed a certain someone that was spying on my sister . Do you remember this ? I do , tony . This guy , tony used to run fucking . I remember that . Who used to run the deli ?

Yeah , so what did you At the bottom of ? So In our In our household . This was always a joke , Not the fact that he was spying on your sister , but just the way he was trying to cover up the fact that he was spying on .

Yes , he did . It was fucking amazing to add .

to add context , oh , so you go about , you're a pioneer of and let's get back into it , because this is fucking great .

All right , we're in the next round here . This is the quarterfinals of this bracket . We have Hulk Hogan versus Kane . Hulk Hogan .

I mean there's . No , there's like this Kane it's . It's not iconic enough to beat .

I know where this finals going . It's going to be brutal , yeah , but this is Hogan all day . It's going to be hit , man .

Yeah , versus Hogan , the match that never happened . Hogan , yes , hogan takes that .

Once you get to the final two , can we move on to the next bracket , because I don't want to vote on that yet .

Yeah , we are All right , so we'll keep the final two , so I mean that'll come down to our final ?

I don't know if you just want to pass over this so easily , but in this matchup we have Bret Hart versus Sting .

Well , dude , hearts , I mean , I hope it's that I'm going to answer , I think .

Yeah , it's tough , but I think it's Bret Hart .

I agree , he's a number two .

So right now you have the one seed and the two seed pulling through with Hogan in the Albano bracket .

We have to go to the final four . We have Hogan versus Bret Hart .

We got to get to our elite eight , so that's going to be a lead eight match .

Do you want to pass this off ? Now We'll go to the next bracket . Yes , yeah .

Go to the next . So what's the next bracket ?

So this next bracket is the Freddie Blasey bracket , okay , and the winner of this bracket will face the winner of the Albano bracket , the fashion plate .

So in our part of reason why we're a pinky ring today in our one 16 matchup .

In the Freddie Blasey bracket we have Rick Flair Woo Against Chief J Strongbow . Shut up bitch there's nothing better . I'm going to fucking . Is there an upset bro in here , boys or no ? Shut up bitch no .

I got Rick Flair going through here .

Don't you have that one Rick Flair clip ? Oh yeah , I think it's on here . I think we just need to play that and be over and done with Chief Strongbow .

Well , yeah , rick Flair's through , we're going to the two 15 matchup . We're going to the two 15 matchup . Okay , are you ready ? Yeah , we're good , we're good , all right , number two seed against Brutus Beefcake I love the barber .

Yeah , but the rock dude , like the rock is the reason . Like he was , he was male sole popper material for wrestling and he , I love the rock dude and I was very , very , very upset he sold his soul . Now when he lost to fucking Goldberg at MSG , at SummerSlam , I was there , oh you are , I was there for that . I almost left crying .

Yeah , the rock , right , okay , all right . Our eight nine matchup is Razor Ramon versus . Big Papa Pump Scott Siner .

Do you know that ? I can't stop it . It keeps on playing . Do you know the story with him ?

and Razor Ramon . Why are there so many stories , kev ? That that that you know have gone untold ? This was told .

This was told so this is told , yet so , Kevin , do we have to do this now ?

Yes , yeah , it's pertinent

So Kevin was drunk at a wrestling . Where was this at ?

So it was a Monday Net Raw at the Mid Hudson Civic Center . Okay .

Right , Small venue Nonetheless small venue .

Think about that .

And I spent many , many a day there .

I had explained to them that , like the like you go , like Monday Net Raw is like an hour and a half to two hours on TV . It's like a four hour event when you go to it .

Because they're taping for yeah yeah , prior weeks , or rather .

So future weeks , throughout that process , before they go live , razor Ramon had come down the aisle a few times because there was beef , you know , like he had beef with somebody . For whatever , you know they come down the aisle , you know , whatever .

And what were you doing , what were you partaking in while this was going on ?

So I was drinking . There may have been alcohol involved in this story . There may not or may have been like a whiskey bar at this particular event , as well as a beer tent , wow Right . So let's get to it . We had some drinks , so I hit him with a beer .

Right , so a cup .

Yeah , like a 75% , no , like a cup thrown from like 20 feet away Well , from a distance Like it from a distance , from a distance , the earth looks blue and green .

Whatever you say , batmedler , but anywho .

You know , so like .

So everyone thought that was funny .

Yeah , everyone thought that was great , I got him .

Do another one Kev , so later on you get ejected . No .

Well , ejected , we'll get there , You're jumping , oh , okay , okay .

Kevin became the sniper .

Later on .

Bush Light .

He comes out again .

He's the Kevin Kyle of the Mid-Hudson .

Center .

And you throw another beer at him yeah .

Stop .

How far away , I do .

This one hits him in the head From a distance .

From a distance . Yeah , she bet Midleter her twice . Yep .

Yep , so he's getting a little agitated . So now , but think of this .

There's a lot of drinking going on in between throws Joe .

Joe , I'm not lying , he's hammered . So now , like , they're rearing up the crowd for the live event . Right , you know how they do that .

Yes , so like before this , the people around Kevin like reven him up .

People are now chanting for me . You know like the crowd Throw the crowd .

I got the crowd Throw the crowd , and is that what they're chanting ?

I got the crowd . They were chanting hat trick .

Because you got the belt ball you wanted to try .

They were chanting hat trick and honestly , dude , honestly , it was one of the awesome moments of my life , like before the birth of my children , like the feeling I had was fucking incredible Hat trick . So hat trick . No , because like the entire immediate area , not the whole place Right , but they knew . But the people that know what's going on .

So you hit him a third time .

I got him a third time . But this is the best part , like you know how , they got like the gated off alleyway for them , right , and they caught eyes this time and like so , like I'm in the crowd and now like security's looking for me Because they know , yeah , like something was said and people are , and I saw this prior too , so why not do it again ?

So now security spots you and they're like we got him .

Yeah , wow .

And they did do . And how many doors did you hit on ?

the way out , everyone twice .

Oh , they roughed you up , oh yeah .

Yeah , wow , I mean sure I had it coming .

I'm not pressing charges , you're nothing , you know what I mean . But anyway , I had an accomplice and then he was in the library .

He was handing me the beer .

But we have a razor remote versus big pop of pump , scott Steiner . What's the seedings ? Eight , nine , raise the remote , scott Steiner .

He was such a dick though I got to go razor .

Steiner win anything . Razor was like . He was intercontinental and tag team . I got to go razor , my founding member of the NWL .

So again , you can make the argument , but for Different , for saving of time , we're going to defer to razor , ok .

Why ? What was the debate with Scott Steiner ?

Scott Steiner was tag team champion for both leagues , wcw and WW , and he was also the world heavyweight champion for WCW . But again , was he really based off of longevity and Razor's tenure in W ?

I think that was the tape that he was a big pill popper .

Our next match up is the number five seed , kurt Angle , against the number 12 seed . I'm going to see if Joe knows this guy , the Russian bear , ivan Koloff . Ivan Koloff , wow , nice .

What's the OK , what's the ?

Kurt Angle is a five . Ivan Koloff is a 12 .

How could you not take Mr Perfect in the first round ? He's not .

Mr Perfect . Yes , I'm Mr Perfect . There is a Mr Perfect and he's not him .

Oh is it .

Kurt Angle .

Kurt Henning .

I'm going with Kurt Angle , because Kurt Angle broke his neck a few fucking times and still fucking wrestled . I really got stopped drinking Dudes and animal . I got to go with Kurt . I heard Kurt Henning he was . Was he Mr Perfect ?

Kurt Henning was not Kurt Angle . Yeah , two different people .

I'm going with Kurt Angle .

You also said Kurt I . Kurt Angle . Kurt also takes that one , although Ivan Koloff , former WWF , wwf champion .

Yeah , before the Wall Street , yes , the .

World Wildlife Foundation Funny .

You started on that .

Funny you had mentioned his name , but in our 413 matchup we have Mr Perfect . Kurt Henning Versus Harley Race .

Oh , Harley Race .

Yeah , Joe is throwing for a loop right here .

That's a tough one . That's a tough one . That's a tough one . Dude Harley Race is legendary .

Mr Perfect Kurt Henning Versus Harley Race . Harley the was , it was a handsome Harley Race . It was .

So let me ask you guys , then he was the king , do you want me to give you history ?

So you got Joe , whatever you want to give us .

So you can .

I think history needs to play a part here , OK because , because you may have just remembered Harley Race Again at the twilight coming into WWE , and 86 when he his accolades really preceded that run in WWE . So he was , I believe , a nine time W and W a champion .

I was , because I'm going Harley Race over Mr Perfect .

It is a 413 seed . Harley Race is a number four seed .

Oh , Harley Race is number four .

Yeah , I thought he was 13 percent so like I said , if you just remember Harley from his WWE run , it wasn't all that impressive , but his stuff that he did prior to that may have been .

I'm going Harley Race . I have to go Harley Race as well . Yeah , agreed .

Ok , all right , even though that was tough because , again , if Kurt was great in the ring , he was a technician . He was perfect , he was one of my favorite wrestlers . Was he really ? Yeah , as far as wrestling , yes .

He was good . Yeah , in our 6 11 matchup we have the sixth seeded , lex Luger , against the 11th seeded , big John Stud .

First I have to say this is like Quinnipiac versus like the Paul . This is kind of a boring matchup . I'm not going to lie this is a boring matchup .

I'm taking Big John Stud here . I'm going Lex , oh , oh oh , here we go .

What do you got ? I'm going Lex . So , based again off of Stud's not winning any championships , I'm going to have to go with Lex .

Yeah , but Big John Stud was in Harley Davidson and Marlboro man .

Yes , he was , and he was also in , I believe , an 80s movie called the Protector , with Jackie Chan . Oh what .

Jackie Chan was in an 80s movie with what fucking Big John Stud .

Big John Stud . Yeah , this man made no more things than me .

Just about , just ridiculous stuff .

Nothing pertinent .

Santana , I cannot take Chico Santana . No , you guys , I'm going Triple .

H , triple H , triple H , triple H , triple H . Yeah , that one's . He's a legend . He's a legend , chico Santana .

Right , our last matchup of the first round . We have a number seven seeded Brock Lesnar , against a number 10 seeded Ravishing Rick Rood .

You got that Brock Brock kind of you got to go Brock . How he came into the whole field from fucking , oh , being a wrestling at Minnesota . Then he did a little fucking fight and then he came to the W .

Ravishing Rick Rood used to spray paint your wife on his fucking pants .

Fuck that , I'm going Ravishing Rick Rood . No , I'm going , I'm going , I'm going . Brock Lesnar .

If we were in , if we were doing a fucking octagon fight , as much as I don't want to , because I was very upset at SummerSlam when he beat the rock , did you know ?

No , no , because if that matchup comes again , fucking rock is winning .

I will go with Brock on this one .

There we go . Okay , we have the first round , complete First round , or the first match of the second round . We have Rick Flair versus Risa Ramon Wow . Flair versus Risa Ramon .

I mean for him taking three beers . I want to go with Raser Cheekball Just for that . Just for that , I mean what , dude , flair is Flair , it's Flair , is Flair , it's Flair all day . I mean where's I got to ?

have Flair is a number one seed Flair all day . You know we got razors for morning , eight seed and I love razor . You know tough matchup against big pop of pump . But he came through . Now he's got Rick Flair . I don't know if it's happening . You know that's my opinion .

He probably had too many drinks in the back before this match .

So you guys both go with with Flair .

I do .

I'm going to have to agree with that .

Yeah , there's a reason . He's a number one seed . Our next matchup we have the number five seeded .

Can we queue up that one fucking ?

sound .

I'm trying to find it . I'm trying to find it .

We have the number five seeded , kurt angle , versus the number four seeded , harley race .

Number , what five ?

seeded number five seeded Kurt angle against the number four seeded Harley race .

See real wrestling . I would take angle . But here I have to go Harley race I respect that decision .

I'm going to go , kurt angle , it's a tough call here .

It is . It's again not an easy decision , but I'm going to have to go Harley .

Okay , our next matchup we have the sixth seeded , lex Luger , against the three seeded devised .

Okay , like to I think this is it .

We're wasting fucking , we're wasting air .

It's a doc holiday , beer toss , all right , quick question what makes you think you're an alien ? What is going on ? I'm trying to find the fucking we had the sound bite .

It was on the board .

No , it's , I took it off , oh sorry .

So we have Lex Luger versus triple H , triple H , triple H , triple H .

Triple H it is .

That's an easy one . Well , now we have Brock Lesnar , the number seven seed versus the number two seed , the rock Brock Lesnar , it's a great matchup the rock .

Got to go with the rock . He was the most electrifying man in sports at one time . Sports entertainment yes , yes you know I mean come on . Well done , matthew .

What do you got there , buddy .

I go with the rock .

I'm also going to . Yes , Fuck you Brock , Not , not . Not an easy decision , though .

Great match . I would love to go to this match .

If it was , if it was a real fight , I'd take Brock Lesnar all day , of course , Of course , all right Now to go to the center , to the final in this bracket .

We have the number one seeded , ric Flair whoo . The number four seeded , harley race , and this probably took place one time or another Several times we have Ric Flair versus Harley race .

I got to go flair Ric Flair , ric Flair it is . So we got flair , it's going to be oh so far this bracket has been all chalk .

This is going to be terrible . Triple H To move on to face Ric Flair . We have a battle between triple H and the rock .

How did they make the same bracket Is the question .

Oh , that's the way the cards it happens .

Joe , it doesn't matter .

It doesn't matter .

Triple H .

It doesn't matter .

Reverse the rock , I have a favorite Tough one .

Can you , can you get a candy ass sound bite or something ? I mean something .

What a load of crap .

Now what I was looking for , but well played . Shut up , bitch .

Triple H versus the rock .

I got to stick with the rock .

The rock .

Yeah .

Oh no . Oh , joe , save me . Joe , I'm a triple H guy . Are you really ? I am man . He's badass , he's pecs , he's got ekeleads . The rock does too .

All I want to know is do you think Vince McMahon tickles his balls on his bang in his daughter ? He might .

He might Because you know ?

you know what ? Your fuckin' son is sitting there with the cum ring for the wipe up the chairman . We got a rock . Rock from the band .

Ladies and gentlemen , please welcome to the stage the gentleman , please welcome the chairman it won't stop Stop .

Now it won't stop .

What's the ? What's the decision ?

Again a tough call I'm going to have to narrowly , narrowly the rock , yes .

So we have it down to the one two of Rick Flair and the rock .

Do we want to do this now or you want to wait for them all first ?

Now leave that , We'll go to the elite eight .

Yeah , All right . Next bracket we have the Bobby Heenan bracket .

Oh , this should be a good one . The brain , bobby , the brain .

We have the number one seated stone cold Steve Austin . Against the number 16 seed George the animal steel .

And give you a little present right from the bottom of my heart .

Oh , my God , oh my God , oh , this is getting deeper in the center .

There's a hell of a thing and we're going stone cold all day Stone cold . He's got a couple on here just so you know . Challenges oh my God , this is a challenging . We should get a chair and hit Kevin .

So our next matchup , the nine matchup .

I'll take a chair to the back right now .

We have Ray Mysterio versus Arne Anderson , ray Mysterio Junior .

Ray Mysterio versus Arne Anderson a regional member of the four wars , junior or senior Framisteria Junior isn't it , it's got to be Junior . Junior .

All right , just checking Ray Mysterio and Arne Anderson .

Ray Mysterio is eight . Nine . Matchup Ray Mysterio is an eight seed . Arne Anderson is a nine .

Arne Anderson is legendary , though I got to go . I got to go , arne Anderson , I'm going .

Arne Anderson . Another tough call . Based off of their history , accolades alone Ray Mysterio , has held multiple world championships . However , I am an Arne Anderson guy . Four horsemen .

I'm going .

Arne Anderson . Yeah , arne Anderson moving through .

I'm in nine over an eight sort of an upset , but hey , you know we're moving on . Next is our number five seated , Bruno San Martino , versus the number 12 seated , terry Funk .

Oh , so I don't know . If you know the history , Tell us Joe , Lay it out there son .

Lay it out , joe , this may have happened .

I don't know if this match ever happened . I don't believe it may have . It may have , it may have .

I'm not sure it could have overlapped . Bruno held the belt for quite some time , I believe seven or eight years prior to losing it to superstar Billy Graham . So yeah , he held it that long ? Yeah , so , and this is the late 60s or 70s , so that's crazy . And Terry Funk also a former NWA world champion .

What's up ? Pd Bruno San . Martino , I'm going to go with Terry Funk , mr .

Despacito I take . Despacito I'm going to take .

Mr Despacito , despacito , all right , I'm going to go .

I'm going to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go . God , who are they ?

Bruno San Martino .

Bruno San Martino , bruno San Martino , bruno , it is yes .

No upset there . Okay , our next match . We have the number four seated , john Cena versus .

John Cena is the number four yeah . And this bracket . You might want to talk to the seating officials .

I don't know if Joe's had a problem with any of my seating . Joe , what do you think about this one ?

This is the order of the bad . It's not horrible .

The number 13 seated Bob Backland . Cena , cena .

Again history . Bob Backland also held the title for quite some time before switching , before losing to the Iron Feet Higher cheek . When Vince tried to go in a different direction , obviously with Hulkamania . But I'm going to go , cena , good call .

All right . Our next matchup is the number six seated , batista , against the 11th seated , ricky the Dragon .

Steve , that's a good one . Ricky the Dragon all day .

Batista versus Ricky the Dragon steamboat Break us down some history .

Joe Batista , multiple time world champion . Ricky steamboat , multiple time world champion in the NWA . His his matches with Ric Flair are legendary 1989 , he had several high profile matches with Ric Flair and again still stand the test of time to this day . So I would say what do you say ? And I will chime in .

You went with Ricky . Ricky the Dragon . I like Batista One of my favorites .

He's an animal . He's a good actor . Now . He's a very good actor .

Good title holder too . You shut the fuck up , Ben . You don't know what you're talking about ?

What do you say ? I'm going Batista . Good , you do that .

I'm going with Ricky steamboat . Ah , fuck you , Joe .

Get off the show , get off your ass .

That's an 11 over a six upset .

Upset 11 beats a six . Ricky the Dragon was gritty . He was fucking gritty . He had a dirty fucking dragon . Our next matchup , our next matchup ? That thing's bitter , you die .

The number three seated Dusty Rhodes , against the number 14 seated Paul Orndorf . Mr Wonderful , oh man . Dusty Rhodes at number three against the 14 . Paul Orndorf . Dusty was the shit dude Again .

Mr Wonderful , I got to go , mr Wonderful .

Really , you're going to Paul Orndorf .

Wow .

You're going to Upset City . Huh , Upset City from Maddie .

Again , the issue lies in Dusty's history with the NWA . He came into the WWF 89 where he just kind of floundered . You know he had the polka dots , nobody really . You know he was kind of a mid-carter yeah , he was Joe . But again , prior to that run he had a hell of a run in NWA .

I'm going Dusty Rhodes .

Again a tough call because , mr Wonderful , you know we had the feud with Hogan in the 70s and I'm also going Dusty .

Oh yeah , fuck you Matt .

Dusty Rhodes . Our next matchup , goldberg versus Jesse the body Ventura To 710 , Goldberg being the seven Jesse the body getting a 10 .

Pat , do me a favor , get up and stand up over here . I just want to spear you . I'm so much taller than you , though it's easy for me to get low . Yes .

I got to go do . Goldberg was the most fucking brutal force . Like he was amazing out there .

He was actually garbage . He was a lot of fun to watch .

He was like the juggernaut .

Who's ?

next . That's why , that's why they limited him , because he was green as grass and he can only do so much . But again , what he did was devastating in a short amount of time .

Yeah . So , he was undefeated . For how long For ?

like a hundred something yeah .

Right , it was probably probably a good year .

I say a hundred matches and W W Times like what ? Two weeks nowadays Right .

I got to go with Goldberg .

Maddie , I love fucking Jesse Ventura . Some decisions are tough . Man Got to go Goldberg .

Goldberg , it is All right .

See , I think we've been in quite a grance with our final matchup of this First round of this bracket .

We have the controversial seated number two , Andre the giant Some thought he was deserving of a number one against the number 15 seated Tony Atlas Giant .

Yeah , you gotta go giant Right . Giant , that's silly .

Okay , all right , first round .

It was controversial , the people who didn't put flex ceiling .

Well , no , I mean , some people thought oh yeah , you know those people .

Copper Fit beat Andre the giant to preliminary . All right .

Our first matchup of the second round of this bracket , the Bobby Heenan bracket . We have Stone Cold versus Aaron Anderson . Stone Cold .

Stone Cold , stone Cold Okay .

All right , we have a five

To me , that's . That's a pick them fellas . That's a pick them that's . That's , that's a rough one .

Yeah , cause I gotta go . I told you they don't get easier .

No , I gotta go with Cena . Just he kind of . He did rejuvenate the fucking WWE when nothing , with nothing much was going on .

I gotta go . I gotta go , bruno San Martino . John Cena world was fucking cheesy .

Yeah , no , I understood , but he's . He's held the belt numerous fucking times .

Based on that alone , it'll be Cena . Yeah , but but again a tough , a tough call yeah , cause Cena's won that belt .

Cena moving on yeah , he's won that belt so many times .

Oh , he's in here , pete , don't worry , he's in here .

Our next matchup is going .

Where's the John Carrot dog ? The ?

next bracket , the 11th seated , ricky Steamboat , looking to make the sweet 16 against the number three seated , dusty Rhodes and this match has probably happened as well Ricky Steamboat .

I'm staying with .

Ricky versus Dusty Rhodes I gotta go , dusty . Yeah , we have a split , joe . Oh no , this is . He is running through videotapes , right ?

Oddly enough , I still have about 400 VHS tapes of old wrestling matches .

That's a good one .

You got to put those together . I know , eventually I will , maybe when I get some time off . Whenever that may be , dusty Rhodes , I'm going to go with .

Ah , 11 more years Joe .

Can't come soon enough ?

Yeah , the VHS are going to be fucking a little worn one .

You can't even get a VCR now , no . How are you going to ? Transfer that over . So I have a couple of VHS , dvd recorders on standby for whenever I do that . That extra time Can you imagine ? How long the ? Problem is is once . I do find that time DVDs are going to be obsolete , yeah .

They're just about there .

now , I can't find a DVD player . As it is , it's crazy . You got to put them on like a , a hard drive , a flat drive from there .

Our next match to complete this round of this bracket , we have Goldberg versus Andre the Giant , goldberg versus Andre .

I wish I saw that matchup .

I wish I saw it , andre the Giant would grab Goldberg by his big fucking head and throw him out of the ring . Oh , you're talking . No , andre giant , I gotta go on dry .

I gotta go on dry . Ok , that was , that was a time . Yeah , there , I told you they're not Get easier because , again , andre was beaten in 30 seconds by the ultimate warrior at the end of his career .

Oh yeah , very true , very true . We probably finished drinking .

Where does he like the fact that he pulled that out ?

Who was the guy ? Who was the guy that he got in a match with ? It was pissed off at his shit on him . You remember that story ? Bad news , brown yes .

It was a match in , I believe , in Mexico . So Andre I guess had been drinking all day and then yes .

so do I ? Can you guys go into conversation , because I got All right . You guys just keep talking . I got to pay , all right . All right , tell the story break .

So there was a match in Mexico . Andre had been drinking all day . He gets into a ring with , with , with a tag team match , with , I think , him and somebody else against bad news and Bam Bam Bigelow , and then he gets him in the corner , he , he , he jumps , he sits on his chest and as he sits he just sits over him .

My problem is I'm a traditionalist , I'm not a big , I'm not a big fan like the current day guys .

Me either . But you know you got to give . You got to give them credit where credit is due . I agree the problem . I agree .

I agree . Is there someone that got eliminated ? Did you like maybe to have you know seen Squeak by there , aside from from ?

Roddy Roddy . You know , roddy Roddy is my guy , so I mean again , all partialness aside , no , I think , I think everybody , everybody pretty much deserves a goal . The last match up , goldberg , that's that's tough because again he , he was very dominant . So , but again , you know , we'll , we'll see where it goes .

This is this . Elite eight is not going to be a fun time . No , no , that's going to be .

I told you it's not going to get easier .

Well , we were just debating about Andre and Goldberg and how Goldberg was eliminated , but again , that's . That was a tough one .

Well , I feel there's very few that could beat Andre .

Right , right Want to shut the door to Pat .

Fucking shut it . He doesn't enjoy shutting doors . No , you leave the garage door open again Only when it was 20 degrees .

Oh , that's nice , Somebody was coming out .

So our to to make the to make the final of this bracket . We have Stone Cold versus John Cena .

That's a great matchup , which is probably happened a few times Match .

Um , I don't know if that happens .

I know , did that never happen ? How do you think that ever happened ? Really , that's , that's crazy .

I think Stone Cold's knees were shot by then has it Stone Cold ?

I don't think so .

Well I know the rock and Cena happened yes .

John Cena .

Stone Cold and then John Cena . I don't believe Stone Cold versus John Cena .

I got to go Stone Cold , dude . He was , he was , just he . That's the attitude error . What's ? On cold . Stone .

Cold .

He is the number one seed , stone Cold . Yeah , I think we're being biased with the number one seeds and shit .

Well , they're number one seeds for a reason , right , I mean that's you know , and and to to face Stone Cold , we have a match up between Dusty Rhodes and Andre the giant Dusty Rhodes versus Andre the giant .

Stone Cold and John Cena never , never , never wrestled each other . Ok .

So Dusty Rhodes or the American Dream , I got to go with the American Dream .

Dusty Rhodes over Andre . Yeah , Against Andre the giant .

I'm going to go Dust Andre the giant whole fucking day .

No , I mean it's in my opinion , it's easy .

I guess we'd have to go with Andre . Yeah , whatever .

Let's want to be something different , get out . Let's want to be something different . I just like the American Dream . Andre was just a fucking big retard .

All right so far . Now here we go . All of the one and twos have made the elite eight .

And now we're on to the next bracket .

This bracket may be the .

Is this , jimmy , the mouth of the south heart ?

bracket . This is the Jimmy Hart bracket , all right .

So this is going to be the hardest bracket . Is the Hart Foundation in this bracket ?

Is the Clinton Foundation in this bracket ? You'll see , we'll see .

We have the number one seated , sean Michaels . The number one seated , sean .

He's just a sexy boy .

You asshole . You did Sean Michaels in Shunkyard Dog , didn't you Verse the number ?

16 seat junk yard .

So all right , pete said Andre you said Pete says Andre used to shit in the bathtub .

He did , and especially in Japan . That's , that's not a lie , and he would , and he would wrap it up in newspaper , because the toilets , the toilets were so small that that's where he had to shit .

Oh my God . Yeah , but Pete wanted to know where the junkyard dog was . He's a . He's a 16 seat . He's on his way out . Now I'm going to go show on Michaels .

Fucking show on Michaels . God damn it Show on .

Michael's it is OK yeah .

In our eight , nine seat we have Randy Orton verse Kevin Nash . Oh , Randy Orton verse Kevin Nash .

To me it seems like an easy thing , because Nash has never really won anything .

Tag team Tim .

Teeter .

No Easy .

Tell me .

Joe Kevin Nash . Easy now Intercontinental tag team and world champion , wwf world champion and tag team champion WCW W yeah , there's that ?

What about ? What about ?

Orton Orton , multiple time world champion in WWE . So this is this is not an easy to Nate Now in matchup . Yeah , this is not an easy one .

You know , I feel like this eating is pretty fucking good .

Not to pat myself on the back , just saying I thought that was like under a very hard question .

But what are you going , matty ? Kevin Nash , I'm going Orton .

This is tough , this is tough .

I love the RKO . I tried to make it tough , Joe .

This is , yeah , this is a tough one . Ah , I'm going to have to go . Randy Orton oh , that was , that was not . That was not , that was not .

OK , next matchup .

Ben you still with us over there ?

Next matchup we have the number five seated superstar Billy Graham Legend against the number 12 seated Yoko Zuna .

Oh , 12 , huh .

Oh , Joe doesn't want to matter 12 . Why wouldn't it be at 12 , Joe History .

Well , history , he was a multiple time WWF champion Really yeah and a tag team champion , also with Owen Hart , so with Owen Hart yeah , he used to wrap the belt around his leg because they didn't make it to get around his waist , wow .

So who's this again ?

Superstar Billy Graham . Number five seat against number 12 seat Yoko Zuna .

What about Billy Graham ?

Billy Graham , also a WWF champion , for I'm going to say a year , maybe eight months to a year .

So again , yeah , that's not going to superstar Billy Graham . I'm going , billy Graham .

Joe is going to go , yoko Zuna .

Yoko Zuna . Oh , wow .

Another another 12 , upsetting in five .

That's big .

Yeah , ok , all right , we next match up .

I got to go , jimmy Superfly .

The ultimate warrior versus Jimmy .

How many times the ultimate warrior hold Snooka ? Hold belts .

WWF championship he held once once . He was intercontinental but he was also intercontinental champion for a bit , for a bit for a year .

I believe , a solid bit , you know .

I'm going . I'm going almost a year .

I'm going to be super fly , jimmy Superfly .

Snooka Joseph was the memory . Oh , again , only because again Superfly , legendary , didn't hold any titles .

That's , and also killed his girlfriend . Oh yeah , what ?

Oh no , you didn't hear that . No , Kevin's like listen we got to go hey guys . Oh , I could , I honestly could be here all day .

We have no problem with that . I don't know why our EPs really having some problems .

He's in a big fucking rush tonight , all of a sudden , you wanted this show . He's got a big and we're rushing .

Not a big got to move on , fellas , it's going to get sidetracked too bad .

We're not sidetracked , we're talking about why ? Ok , so let's hear it , let's do a murder .

So apparently allegedly Jimmy Snooka killed his girlfriend allegedly . It was kind of swept under the rug . This happened in probably 82 , 83 , at the height of his popularity . I think Vince maybe paid off a few people kind of swept under the rug . He's then the trial .

He went off the top rope , but it didn't end well .

And then yeah , and then he was . He said that they stopped off the side of the road to urinate and she slipped and hit her head on the . So I already put this one on the guardrail and then so you yo jade her Possibly . Gloves didn't fit and they didn't quit , they didn't quit .

Wow , that's crazy .

So yeah , that's Again . That's one of those things that were never resolved .

I always wanted to bang Macho Man's Elizabeth .

Oh yeah , still Our next matchup . We have the numbers . Pete , I bet you do at least once a week the number six big show . The number six big show versus the number 11 . Greg the hammer valentine Big show that would be some big legs to try to put into a figure four leg . Tough , tough ask for Greg Valentine . My opinion .

That's my little professor wrestling .

Oh yeah , handstand , I'm going big show , big show , it's going to be big show Again .

a tough one , but big show edges them out .

Yeah , Our next matchup . We have a 314 .

We have the number three ranked , randy Macho man savage , against the number 14 seated Don the magnificent Don Morocco .

So Randy's the shit dude . Oh yeah , I'm not here to talk about my transition . Pete said he's going to rub one out now .

Pat , make eye contact with me .

I'm going to be on the phone . Pat , make eye contact with Pete so we can finish .

This is all a quick one , right boys ? This is this one's a quick .

Macho , macho , macho man , macho man . Okay , pete , look at my ass .

Our next matchup . We have the number seventh seated , chris Jericho , against the number 10 seated iron chic . Oh , the number seven seated , chris Jericho . History Educated show .

Iron chic , obviously a transitional champion , beep Bob Acklin , then a month later lost it because at that time they couldn't have two good guys face each other . So they have a transition champion , a bad guy , to win the belt off the good guy , so then the good guy could beat the bad guy . Now , nowadays is different . There's really .

It's unbelievable , it really is Unbelievable .

Jericho is such a dick .

Yeah , but I like , I love Jericho though , dude , you absolutely love it , you would . Yeah , you like the fat people . Because you're a dick too , I'm going .

Jericho dick . Whoever the fuck was on the other side of that bracket , I'm going with that one .

The walls of Jericho . I mean I can sort of ironic that the walls of Jericho were almost like a reverse of the camel clutch .

True , true .

Pat , have you ever been put in a camel clutch ?

Yeah , by my brothers A few times , oh no wonder why you're not going there .

All right , so who are you picking ? I'm taking the iron cheek , so we have a split .

It's going to be narrowly by a Jericho yeah .

Fuck you , Matt Fuck that guy . And now , to complete the first round of this bracket , we have the number two seated undertaker .

Shut up bitch , shut up bitch . Oh my God , oh my God .

Vers the apparent conference winner , king Kong Bundy oh wow .

Who is ?

this now King Kong Bundy versus who the undertaker ?

Those two just give you a winner .

Which seat is the undertaker ? A two Wow .

Undertaker and King Kong Bundy had to face off at the WrestleMania . Just to give you a little backstory . I'm going to take her , bro , take her , take her , it is All right .

All right , first round complete . Our number one will be facing the number eight , shawn Michaels versus Randy Orton .

Who's our number one seed ?

Shawn .

Michaels . Oh God , it's going to be Shawn Michaels and fucking take her dude . I know this , you don't know that . There's somebody got Michaels versus who ?

Michaels versus Randy Orton . That's a good matchup .

It is a good matchup . You got to go show them , michaels , michaels .

Michaels All right , michaels , it is All right .

Our next match we have the 12th seated , did you see ?

what he wrote . Did you see what he wrote ? Despacito , does the camel toe clutch ? Nice , that's awesome .

He needs to come back . Yeah , dude .

We're copywriting that phrase .

Peter , whenever you want to come into studio again please .

Dill . We have a great match up here . We have a 12 seated Yokozuna versus a fourth seated ultimate warrior .

Joe's going ? I already know Joe's going , yokozuna . I don't know if he's going .

Yokozuna . Is Joe going there ?

Yeah , this is a tough one .

I don't know if I can Fucking ultimate word . He was so blessed it out . Dude the camel toe clutch .

I can't get past that . That is incredible . You may have to make a T-shirt .

Despacito .

I do the camel toe clutch . I'm going to go .

Yokozuna , a 12 seed Looking to make the sweet 16 . Ultimate warrior , warrior , warrior . Oh .

Why the ultimate warrior Joe ? Again , because of his dominance throughout whenever he wrestled .

He did like a bumper coke before he came out , and then it was , you know , a bump Tony .

Montana A fucking pile Dude the ability to channel your ancestors . Yes . Like I don't , I don't , I don't , I don't overcome the heavens above .

I mean you couldn't , you couldn't script it better .

That's hard to overcome as an opponent , you know .

Well , this is true .

So our next match ? We have the sixth seated big show against the third seated , Randy Savage . The big show versus Randy Savage . How good a match would this have been ?

in the day Wow .

Macho man .

That's a . That's a tall ask for the macho man , for anybody really . The big show is keeping minds .

He's a big show that macho man and Randy and and Andre the giant had faced off many times . I know .

I know .

I know .

I'm with you . I'm going to go big show .

I'm going macho man , whatever .

Bullshit .

I mean , in a great match , macho man , yeah Gotta go . Macho man Gritty , macho man's gritty . All right , now we have the number seven . He's not rushing the number seven seated Chris Jericho versus the number two seated undertaker .

I gotta that's . To me that's easiest Taker .

That's a taker in 48 seconds . Taker . Yeah . All right . To go to the elite eight . Here we have the number one seated , sean Michaels , versus the number four seated , ultimate warrior . How good a match would this have been Sean Michaels , sean Michaels versus the ultimate warrior , michaels .

I gotta go , michaels , and I don't like it .

I'm also going , michaels , I agree , I agree Again , not a , not an easy call .

A number one seed for a reason , right , yes , right .

It seems like we can't get away from the number one .

Well , because again , I feel like the committee there . I feel like the committee did did well ?

Well , they screwed up on the I think Ben Juan , the Jericho's eating . I don't know , they're counter sellers anyway .

So now we have to face off against Sean Michaels . We have the number three seated , randy Savage against the number two seated , undertaker . What a fucking match . This would have been Wow , undertaker versus the macho man .

It's very simple how I decided this . Because of the length of time and how long he's been wrestling , I'm going to take her . I'm not going to dispute that you can't , and he was undefeated at WrestleMania until yeah .

Until Brock beat him yeah .

I think it was 21 .

First time he's ever lost yeah At WrestleMania .

I love to take her , but I'm going macho man oh .

Again , a very difficult decision . Again , we're going to go undertaker .

Okay , chalk again for the elite eight folks . Oh no , all right , so to make the final four . We have all ones and twos , we have all the one and two seats . What a great job by the seating committee . This is boring .

We have no Cinderella's .

We have the number one seated , hulk Hogan , coming out of the Luel Bannel bracket against the number two seated , brett Hart . Brett , the hit man , heart against Hulk .

This was the match that Brett Hart always wanted .

I think it's what everybody in the world .

Never , never got .

Never happened . Everybody in the world wanted this match , right , you know , not just him , right .

I didn't know why . We're in Connecticut , by the way , Pete in Connecticut .

Hogan did not want this .

So does that lean you towards one way ? Because of it , I'm . What's the reason why we hope didn't want it .

It was never said . But well , apparently it was said , but again it's , it's hearsay . He felt that Brett wasn't at his level as far as stardom and he wasn't ready for the rub that Hogan was going to give him . I think Brett Hart would have taken him .

I'm right . I'm always ready for the rub . I mean , if no one else is around you do it yourself . Hulk Hogan . Pete says I should wear Brett's pink tights if he wins , I'll do it .

I'll give you and I'll give you my camel toe versus the hitman Hart .

I'm going Brett Hart Really . Oh my God , what's your reason for Brett Hart ?

I just read Brett Hart was a tactician man .

He understood , he did a lot of shit . He was look how long and how long he was going to be .

He was look how long and how dominant Hulk was .

I get it , I get it man Hart , dude tag team champion , but but Intercontinental champion . But , answer me this heavyweight Like there's a lot .

Hold ahead to leg drop .

She was the most iconic man . He had the leg drop . What else did he have ?

Just , you didn't need anything else with the leg drop .

Ah , I'm going Hogan .

Kev , I'm going to defer to you on this one , really , because this is a tough one for me .

Because for me it's Bret Hart , really yeah , bret Hart , it is yeah .

See Joe's leaning towards Hogan .

I am leaning towards Hogan , so we may have to defer to our good friend Pete for the film .

Oh , Pete , is Ben still there ? Pete Ben hasn't commented or answered .

Bret to hit me in the heart , or Hulk Hogan , what would you choose ? Hopefully he's still watching , and it's not just you two guys , it might be he had the eye of the tiger .

He's going Hogan . I just feel that Bret's a better wrestler .

Hogan . Pete goes Hogan 100% . He's a better wrestler Like Hogan .

I don't feel that in a real life thing . I don't think Hogan could get a hold of him .

Unfortunately , Pete voted for Hogan .

And Bret's no . Well , Hogan moves on then . And Bret's no , he's not like , he's like .

This is the first , well , this is the first .

He's kind of like the dynamite , kid you know he's kind of just like yes . But you know , but Hogan , moving on to the final four in the Lou Albano bracket .

All right . Next up we have the one versus the two In the Freddie .

Blasey bracket . We have Rick Flair versus the number two seated , the rock . Now don't be biased by the end of Rick Flair's career . I'm not . I'm not Rick .

Flair's first retired last week .

There's a reason he's a number one seat .

Yeah , flair , flair had his last match .

Unfortunately , about eight months ago , I'm going to have to go , rick Flair , because of the Maui incident with the rock . Rick Flair .

Rick Flair , you're bringing politics ? Yeah , I am All right , but regardless , rick Flair .

Rick Flair's , when I'm sorry . Sorry , dwayne .

Another number one seat moving to the final four . That's weird .

Seems like the three you go rock . Stop aligning yourself with these douchebags .

Got some shit right .

Stone Cold . Give him the Stone Cold Stunner , I mean that's oh because , he'd have to get up Right ?

No , but all he had to do is kick him in his .

You'd have to kick him in his fat gut , so he'd have to get him down to a knee .

To a knee , and then he totally doing it , he's totally doing it , I'm going with Stone .

Cold , but could his body weight even bend ?

No , he probably would have killed him , which would have been great for ratings .

Like he'd almost have to do it standing up . I'm going Stone Cold .

I have to go . Andre the Giant , I'm going .

Stone Cold yeah , but again barely Joe . I'm shocked , that's , that's .

Joe , I'm shocked . I'm shocked , barely I'm shocked , but I it's hard to . It has been intercontinental Whoa . Hard to argue . All right With our last .

I took Deborah Went to the liquor store Loaded up with alcohol , more specifically , vodka , whisky , beer , tequila , more beer , more vodka , more whiskey and more beer , yeah .

From fucking talking about . That's why .

Our last entrance into the final four is a match up between Shawn Michaels , the number one seed , against the number two seed .

Undertaker Shawn Michaels Vers the under Michaels has fought the undertaker Several times .

I'm not even a lie to you . This fucking , this run to the final four is just fucking hurt me .

It's hurt , it's rough . How do you think the seating has been ?

I got to go .

I'm not discussing that on air . Yeah , seriously , fucking , turn off .

I got to go . I have to go with Taker on this .

Shawn Michaels versus the undertaker .

This is going to be the first real big upset . Undertaker , undertaker .

Yeah , that's an easy look at that .

That's a two seed taking over a one .

Ok , we have our final four set . It's going to be Stone Co versus the undertaker my god , Also happened several times and then we're going to have Hogan versus Flair Wow , this could be the most iconic matchups .

Not many times .

I feel like I'm going to throw a glass against the wall .

All right , Stone Cold versus the undertaker man that is such . And Hogan versus Flair , which one do you guys want to do first ?

That's a so I'm going to go with the Stone Cold Undertaker .

OK , stone Cold Undertaker , what do we got here ?

It's a fucking this one to pick them .

Could you get me two beers so I could slam them together ? Right , that's a tough one .

These final two are going to be . They're glass bottles .

OK , so I'm going to go . I asked for cans .

I don't know . I'm crazy , I'm not stupid what I'm going to pick .

Stone Cold versus the taker yeah , dude .

Stone Cold versus the taker .

There's no winner here .

Now I think that I think the .

Where has to be ?

I don't think the bus has made it to the fucking arena . It's a double count out . Yeah , exactly , there's no disqualification there has to be a winner .

There was Fuji Dust .

I'm going to go . Fuji Dust , nice , great reference . I'm going to go take her .

I got to stay Stone Cold , wow , wow .

Wow , wow . What do you got there , joe , I know what I got . What do you got ? I have taker Like I didn't . It's tough , that's a tough one , but when I have to pick , like I got to take taker .

I get it . I am also going to agree with that . Yeah , yeah Again .

Dude , I'm telling you right now , taker , Like you got to pick somebody .

Right , Like somebody's got to win Right .

So , taker , moving on to the finals .

Right yeah .

And as a number two seed .

As a number two seed , the only number two to make the final four .

Wow , and in this , Now you got one seed versus a one seed . We got probably the most iconic matchup of all time . The ban on . This is UCLA versus fucking somebody versus UCLA .

Ric Flair versus one seed versus Hulk Hogan . So again , this happened several times .

This match is happening in 1982 . Oh Whoa , you know , like in the 80s , like the early 80s before , when Flair was in his absolute prime . Yeah , yeah , that's how I see this . He was wearing a fur coat . He had the long hair . You know what ? Maybe , maybe , like maybe 88 . Well called 80 .

Yes , that would , that would . You know , that would be right right around where .

Joe , give me a little history on these two , these two matching up .

So Flair and Hogan , two of the biggest names of the 80s . Flair was on top of the mountain in NWA . He was the top dog . Hogan , of course , top dog WWF . There was always speculation that these two guys would fight Woo . Eventually , Flair comes into WWF 91 .

Today I've got the style and profile like never before . Woo .

Woo and their matches or lackluster , they didn't really mean up the expectations and they they were gunning for WrestleMania . And then they had a few house show matches to kind of test out the theory that they'd have great matches and they didn't .

But wasn't ? Them were kind of limited in the ring yeah .

Why don't you get in Mercedes-Benz and be a real man ?

That's true . The problem was their matches didn't , their their , their styles didn't gel yeah . So that's , you know , you can can't always have a good dance partner .

Look at that guy out here .

Well put , well , put Woo , all right . So what do you got for decisions here , boys ?

Last year I spent more money on Spiel Licker . There it is the man . Who'd you pick back Little Walker on time tonight ? Woo the man .

Nature boy . I'm going nature boy . I hate you boy . Ric Flair , he's going hooking what ?

do you got Joe ? He's got hooking . Wow , I don't think he has hoagin I . I am , he's a real big dude , I am internally .

I don't think he has hoagin , I am internally torn right now he's a real big dude , Like , as you said , 88, . This is , this is this is tough .

This is tough Power in my name .

I told you it was not going to get easier .

The brains , the nucleus . I'm going player . Last year I spent more money on Spiel Licker Barely .

Woo .

Well , hey , ric Flair , moving on .

Woo , it's the final four . Yeah , you know , and now we have a championship match up here .

We have . We have a change . Number one seed the legend of himself , ric Flair .

The nature boy Ric Flair . Nature boy Woo Against the under versus the undertaker .

God damn it .

This match also happened . This this has boy .

You didn't really Well , not when it should or could have you know like . This is where .

Ric Flair just kind of ran back and forth in the ring and through his karate chops and got chokes slammed .

He was kind of a shell of his , of his former self , but yeah .

Yeah , we'd break for Pete , is that what ? He said We'd break the undertaker versus Ric Flair . I mean the accolades between the , you know , between the two of them , how many times each one , how many times each one . Joe Off hand , like I want to hand .

I know uh Flair , I think was like six seven 16 times for Ric Flair undertaker , it's probably seven or eight yeah .

You didn't want to hear this . You never wanted to hear this . No , because you know like the lights go out and then , yeah , very simple .

But very effective .

What version of the undertaker is your favorite ?

I'm going the beginning .

Yeah , the Paul Barry . Yeah , yeah , I agree , I agree . Oh , with Paul Barry . Yeah , I'm here .

How are my name when last year I spent more money on Spill Laker ? It burns from one side of this world to the other than you mean . You're talking to the Rolex when .

Diamond ring , where Just stealing Wheel and kneeling . Where is he ? Rod Jack Flair , son of a gun , and I run a hard time holding these alligators down .

You're having a hard time holding these alligators down .

So we got , we got Ric Flair versus the taker First the undertaker .

What a match this would have been . What would you have paid to go see this 64 team bracket head out in front of you ? Oh , my god .

You know , I would pay some money . Yeah , 100% .

Right , like Especially these guys in the prize .

Can we get some applause for the committee ? Oh ?

Thank you . Thank you , oh wrong thing , wrong thing .

That's what we wanted to do . Yeah , A lot of work went into this people , oh yeah .

Uh-huh , yeah , giggity , giggy , giggy , giggy , giggy , giggy , giggy , giggy . Let's , have sex All right .

Is that what ? You want . Whoa OK . Well , doesn't everybody Ah ?

Ah Ha , ha , ha ha . Ok , so the undertaker .

Undertaker and Ric Flair .

Versus Ric Flair .

Talk amongst yourselves , I mean . Fuck you . Ok , I'm going to go . I just think he was fucked . Fuck man . They're so fucking iconic .

They are . I do have a particular feeling on this .

So do I , and it's I'm going taker .

Matthew Woo , go Ric Flair . Really , can I just refresh myself as to what Ric Flair's finishing move was ? Figure four , figure four , leg lock . Taker's got some big legs Like . I don't feel that .

Oh , you're going OK , so I don't feel that Ric Flair .

He's legitimizing this whole matchup Could get him Ric Flair could talk his way through a victory .

Fucking undertaker in another four words he could talk undertaker into a figure . Four leg lock without even getting into it .

Like I and he wound the whole way . I don't think it could ever happen . I'm going taker .

Taker , taker , Flair , Flair .

Oh , wow , wow , that is , that is controversy , all right . So Right there , we have Ric Flair . We have Ric Flair winning this .

No , can we go to the crowd ?

Yeah , I mean , you could defer .

So , oh well , whoever's I always I was walking into this .

I like when Matt throws his T-Brex arms around . So , Pete , if you were to choose number one seed Ric Flair versus number two seed undertaker , who do you have ?

I feel that that Joe's answer holds more credence than .

Any amount of hours , but let's , let's see what he would go . I mean , I'm still going .

Like I said , he's the only other person I'd defer to in this topic .

How does that make you feel that you're a renowned expert in ?

Oh , kids close .

Pete's going Ric Flair , flair , it's Ric Flair . Wow , it's tough he like had it . Ok , so how do you see that match ending ? You see the figure four .

No , you see like a sleeper . So I see , I see Maybe sleeper .

I see somebody cheating .

I see , I see four horsemen .

No , no , no .

Yeah buddy . That's the way I see it I think we're allowed to equate that into . Oh no , we're not .

OK , I think , I think it's I think , when it comes to this tour , did this EP come up with this ? It's mono E mono . Like the same thing with , like , jimmy Hart and the hockey talk man , right , you know , like there could be a distraction and a guitar .

I think , I think he cheats . I think he cheats his way to victory .

I think there's a chair . There's a stale chair , somewhere there's a slide chair or somewhere .

Something Right . All right , he's all bloodied up A ring bell maybe .

Yeah , you know , that was always my favorite , they're both .

They're both bloodied up flares . Blonde hair is all red from the blood . Right , there was for sure blood shed yeah of course you know , because the barbed wire or some barbed wire somewhere , 80s in the NWA .

I don't think there was a match that didn't .

That didn't have blood . That was one of their , you know . And again , real blood gentlemen , not blood capsules . These guys , I mean you look at their foreheads . They're there . They're a mess Like Jimmy Snuka .

So , ladies and gentlemen , it's all over . We have breaking news . Now , it's not breaking , but we have . We have a winner . The greatest wrestler of all time voted on over here from the expert panel of myself , maddie Obs and Bubba Joe because his knowledge in the in .

The shit is unmatched . It's incredible .

Immeasurable . It's amazing Like I am .

I'm in awe of this stuff that he just pulls out of his head .

Wikipedia needs to take notes .

We're going to see how much he was actually telling us the truth , because we'll have to go back on this and like fact check him . He had no idea . He had no idea .

No idea , the players of the match but .

Rick .

Flair out of a field of 64 . I mean , he was the number one seed you know listen .

Rick Flair was gritty . He did what he did when he had to win .

Like I , like nobody else did it , like he did it , nope , no way .

You know we had three number ones make the final four . Some are bullshit .

You know what you are . We talk about Hogan was bullshit .

What's going on here ? How is Hogan bullshit ? I didn't say .

I didn't say any Shawn Michaels Not a big Shawn Michaels fan of the number one .

Well , no , that's why . Because Undertaker beat him , beat him so listen , listen but we have Rick Flair coming through on the field of 64 . March madness , yeah , december madness , before the holidays .

That was . That was a hell of a matchup all around .

Thank you . Thank you , joe .

You , little prick , you know what . Kevin , you did a superb job and we are very impressed by what happens when you put your mind to something .

I just have one question when was , where was gold , dust and all of this ?

Nowhere On the back of the sheet and another bracket .

He's facing off against Copperton .

Yeah , he was facing Flex Seal . I think he's on the hundred Bidens laptop .

But I thought I was just under Bob . I could see that I can actually see that happening .

Kevin real quick to your point of throwing the beer . Joe Mason also has a similar story .

Oh , ok , I love to hear it , do tell .

So I'm at a Monday Night Raw Made out in . Civic Center . And I don't know if you remember the giant Gonzalez . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , no , so seven foot seven guy .

That was a dude from the Longishard right Big face ?

No , he had big face .

He wrestled in WCW as Ellie Gonta .

He looked like one of those things from Easter Island .

So he had this bodysuit Right . Like no joke , he did , he had this bodysuit that made him look like he had muscles , but he was just a real tall guy at fur on his shoulders . He was wearing a bodysuit , a bodysuit , but it was fake .

Did people knew this . Yeah , I mean A unitard .

Yeah , it was like a big A unitard , a unitard .

So he comes to the ring . Retarded American .

He comes to the ring for an interview , does his interview , he comes to the back and as he's walking back , he passes me and he gets in my face and he screams in my face .

For any reason , or you just picked you , you just picked me , ok , right .

Probably 18 , 19 . And I'm like fuck this guy . Right yeah . I'm like fuck this guy . So he bends down and gets on my face and yells and screams in my face . So what do I do ?

He's got no idea who you are .

Oh no , I spit right in his face . Oh , that's great . Now this guy probably could have killed me . Obviously , he's fucking eight foot tall . Yeah , dude , they're a lot bigger than he Right , right , so he wipes off his face , he goes you , son of a bitch Goes to the back with his manager , harvey Whippleman , whippleman , whippleman , jill the manager .

Did you also hit every door twice on the way out ? It wasn't that bad .

It wasn't that bad .

They knew who you were , like they didn't know who I was .

Well , yeah .

They just knew there was somebody .

But again , looking back at it now , like he was just doing his job Right .

I mean like but again immaturity .

I'm like you know .

Oh yeah , no .

Where does he get off ? Young in your face . Does he know who the ? Fuck . You are Well , then again smitting at somebody's face is to consider it assault .

I mean , I hold no grudges .

Of course you don't .

Like .

I got what I deserved you know you sniped him out three times , three times , that's great .

Three times , of course you're $70 to hit him with beer .

No , back then it wasn't that much man . This was 2000-ish , maybe like 98 , 99-ish .

No , he left for WCW 96 . So this would probably be 94 .

Well , yeah , somewhere , Like I said it was a long time , but it was 94-ish .

So tell you , you shouldn't have been drinking at that age . I know why were you .

He had the fake ID .

Oh yeah . He had the real fake ID . This was in New York , though .

Were you with somebody of age to buy that ? No ?

Wow , no like a .

No .

Kevin , I had to be 21 .

So maybe it was 96 when , because I said he left in May of 96 . So before that I don't know when's your birthday .

December . Was it December ?

74 , yeah 74? .

I'm going to be 50 in a year , a little less than a year from now , turn that corner . You got to be too right . You got to be close right . I will be 49 in February . I was just 49 Monday .

Yeah , I was just 49 .

Just 49 . Nobody cares , kevin , 49 going on .

How old are you now , Patrick ?

19 . Would you just call me Patrick ?

He's a youngster in the room . No , I'll be 46 in March . We're all fucking old . I'll be 49 in March . Yeah , matt , he's like a . He's an old 49 .

Oh , so he's an old soul . My liver retired seven years ago .

He's an old soul . But , Joe , we cannot thank you enough for joining us on tonight's episode , which thank you to our EP Kevin .

How long we going for here tonight . How long did that take , that's two hours , yeah , that's not bad .

No , thank you guys for having me .

Dude , it was awesome . You're more than welcome any time . I appreciate it . You want to come back , man yeah absolutely .

I mean , you know , let me know when the next brackets are , you know yeah .

Well , how about just come in and shoot to shit with us one night ? I'm here .

You let me know .

Okay , we are that was it ?

That was it . Can we get them as W2s ?

We just got some forms , you got it .

Yeah , disclaimers and stuff and blood tests , just show up about seven every week .

Are you vaccinated ?

You probably are , aren't you ? You had to be , didn't you ? What's that ? You had to get vaccinated . I did not get vaccinated .

You didn't have to Fuck yeah , you didn't have to for .

Metro North . So I was . My fear was that they were going to make us and they didn't Nice . That's awesome , that they didn't . When they did the city , when the city workers , I'm like fuck . I was one of the last holdouts because a lot of people were like , oh , they're going to make us do it until that happens .

Right , yeah , they just didn't . They're like yeah , they're going to make us do it anyway , so they got it , they got it .

And I was

I'm not , I don't get the flu shot .

I believe in your body's natural ability to heal itself with certain things . You know what I mean , yeah , and if you have a strong immune system , I think you know again . That's again my opinion . Yeah , and that and that and five cents make it your cup of coffee . Yeah , not anymore .

But we can't thank you enough for fucking joining us on this episode . It was fantastic . I do have to give kudos to Kevin , as much as I don't want to Suck it . He actually had this altogether last week .

there was a flex seal , yeah .

And there was lying and cheating going on , like the fucking NCAA scandal .

And this was , let's not forget , my house almost burned down .

You didn't tell the story , kev oh let's let's end with this story .

Ladies and gentlemen , this is how we're going to end with this . So we almost lost the studio .

Thank God I wasn't here , uncle Kevin , this was Friday night .

Friday , friday yeah .

Because because , yeah , I got a Christmas for work Christmas party , so I had a work Christmas party , right , okay , friday night Go , you know , like it's not really a party , it's more of a dinner and just drinks and bullshit and what have you . So I have you drinks there . Come back home , have a few drinks . The Yukon Yukon's playing Gonzaga .

I am not , but I know the big matchup .

You know , my my daughter goes to Yukon now , so I have a vested interest rooting interest , right . So watch that till about midnight . You know I've gone to my driveway to partake in certain influence and a few libations as well . Where are you inhaling ? I was feeling pretty great , you know .

I could just see this guy . I could see Kevin grabbed him by the throat , you know so what ?

I love to see him as he's coming out of this fucking stoop . There's days , so no , the greatest thing was the greatest thing was I said what .

A second time , like very shortly after I said the first one . I was like what ? I was like what and he's like , yeah , like it's going up fast . So I just ran up to the bathroom and there's the bathroom Not many people use , right ? I don't think anybody's really ever seen it . Kind of like Elvis after he died .

Kurt Douglas in there and backdraft .

Like it's just like . It's just like in there I'm like what ?

the fuck is going on . Where's it coming from ?

So then now I open up the water closet door and it's like backdraft Kitchens called the other . You know like the , the the the thickness of this smoke that came billowing out of this doorway was unbelievable .

Yeah , it wasn't quite full right , Whatever he shits in the tub too .

Wow , he's not that big , we know he does not , but he just shits in the tub .

And the fire was in the garbage can in the bag .

In the bag , in the bag , like there was a , not a kitchen bag but like a .

Was a contractor bag .

Not a contractor bag , but it was like a big kitchen bag . It was like a jail bag . So , like I guess not . Like , like I'm in there and like I love those bags . I finally get to the point where I'm like , okay , there's nothing else on fire in there , it's just smoky , it's got to air out .

No , it's not .

It's not pleasurable .

It takes a special thing to get me to go out there A lighter .

A lighter .

I rip open the bag , pete thinks it's a poop bag ?

I find it . Is it a ?

bag of shit .

I find it .

Like I'm Halloween .

Yeah , and it's funny . And it turns out to be like a vape pen . Oh boy , that's like the battery inside it is short circuiting , so it's like making the indicator like go on really , really bright and then off again . But when I pulled it out you could hear it going like Like it went when it was lighting up the light , then it would go out .

Ion battery .

That had been there for probably two , three days Cause you never see those videos . He's not as expeditious as to getting stuff out of the house , you know .

Have you ever seen the videos of those , like those batteries exploding ? Yes , those are fucking insane . Yeah , so this thing didn't explode .

It was like a slow fizz yeah .

You can't ensure a place that does e-bikes anymore .

Well , honestly , like had it exploded , it probably would have been better than the slow fizz igniting whatever .

Are you sure about that ?

No , it probably would have been better , but whatever .

Whatever you say , wow , fucking McGruff . Wow .

So yeah , the Farm Martial Bill over here .

I mean yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . Crime solver McGruff .

Honestly , it was like five minutes away from , I think , being like out of control to where , like Let me ask you a question Crazy right , that could have been bad .

Yeah , I went outside . Did you put on like one of those little plaid hats and light a pipe , sherlock , I did not . No , no .

No , at the time I went outside , I was ready to rip his fucking head off , because what did he do to start a fire ? In the house Cause he's like I don't know why there's smoke . I'm like what I'm like , and at one point I'm like there's only one way fucking fire starts Fucking fire , you know . Like , like . Did you put ?

french fries in there , and then he does . He does it earlier .

Earlier today I was so pissed I was like there's only one way starts .

So he sees Obi in the bed in the kitchen he's like you're not lighting anything on fire are you Like during the day you got a sighting ? Yeah , like he'll let , the sun was out and he saw his face like after he said it . His face was like Pre-show .

We went smoke pre-show . He was in the kitchen microwave . His face was like I was like you're not burning nothing down , are you French ?

fries . No yeah that could have been bad .

I would think , though , now , that there would be some sort of safety measure because of the explosions and what no , there's not .

Those lithium batteries are fucking dead .

There's just warning stickers on your purchase . That's all there is .

That's all you get . It's terrible . I'm surprised that there was not .

You know that they haven't figured out a way to fix that , yeah , but , dude , like I said , it was there for a couple of days , like , and it just happened to do its battery thing Right afterward At that time and people were home and he was awake and going to the bathroom . Like it was a perfect storm of discovery Right .

But thank God it happened when it did , because it could have been worse .

Right , yeah , like it could have happened when it was at work , like two days prior , you know , like who knows , but like holy shit , that was a long story .

You know what ?

Pete , you're a real dick . Not really long though .

That's fucking . That's perfect . We almost lost the studio . For God's sake .

Can you imagine that ?

That was so good .

You guys asked for it . You knew what was coming . I knew it was coming , that's why I just sat here quietly .

But Joe , yeah , someone's burned down .

Crazy , so we cannot thank you enough for joining us Again .

thank you guys for having me and it's been a blast .

You're more than welcome anytime . Anytime , I got no problem . I have no problem filling his seat with your ass .

In his house , in his house .

Dude , you know , I live here , dude , I can hear you .

Why is the door locked ?

I can hear you .

Can we ? You got Rick Flair's entrance music that we can end with Buddy you already just read my fucking the

It is the greatest wrestler of all time , greatest wrestler of all time takes the cake . According to this panel , prove us wrong .

What are you looking at ? I'm sorry what happened . Is that it ? No , rick Flair takes the cake , and thank you for joining us on this episode of the Take a Deep show Along with Bubba , joe Mason , you got Patty Flea , you got Aub's , you got Maddie , take a deep bitches , do it .

That goes in eternity . That's it , that's it , that's it .

That's it , that's it , that's it , that's it , that's it , that's it .

That was all rough .