Ep. 80 Turning Up the Heat: The TID Pepper Challenge & Shenanigans

So hot in , so hot in , so hot in , so hot in . Oh , what we doing live Echoes in eternity .

Oh , my belly's hurting right now thinkin' of it . Yeah , big episode 8-0, . Jerry Rice comin' flyin' in Catchin' a nice touchdown , fuck touchdowns and fantasy sucks .

Yeah , my team sucks .

Fuck football all together oh well , the first topic we did want to talk about was I think Khalil Max came .

Yeah , khalil Max came Yo fuck you fuck you , fuck you fuck you fuck you . Fuckin' rookie quarterback killed the fuckaball too much Assbag . Fuckin' McDaniels made shitty fuckin' plate calls all fuckin' dang . Matt did shit . He's turning red .

He did shit , he's turning red Fuck .

No no no he takes down the Raider sign . Oh my god , that is passion . I love it .

They're just staring at him all the time , you know .

With googly eyes Fuck . Hey guys , how you doin' hey bud , I know that's a great way to start the show . Just yeah , wow , okay , all right . Yeah , all right . Yeah , I don't even know what's I mean . Ted's fuckin' just Pretty job right there . Maddie , we love the passion . Listen , I'm in that boat with you , buddy . My giants suck Ball sack . All right ?

So angry . Yeah , we don't want to poke him anymore .

No .

I thought he was coming to attack you , Right . I didn't know what he was doing .

Holy shit , but we uh , you thought he was hot Um Special episode . So we have a special episode , since it's episode 80 . And after long talks with my team , I realize I am the only one who will push forward and do this . You two will be left behind . Never allowed in my foxhole again . I'm okay with it . I didn't think , yeah , yeah , all right .

No , I don't know how they were .

You don't know how these were handled . I don't know how the process was when did you bring dragons ? Fired Devils penis .

Yeah , so we have Satan's cum , um , that one supposedly is supposed to make you disappear . All right , uh , no , actually we have uh four peppers , four peppers yes . Pretty much everybody's familiar with . I don't know if anybody knows , or so the so the first one is the Thai dragon . Yeah , thai dragon , all right .

Now we need pepper .

Yeah , the name alone sounds hot , but according to Scoville it's got like . It's like a hundred thousand right .

Um yes .

Okay , so which I think , and here's here's Kevin's solution to not joining me in doing so . He figured that if all three of us do the first one , just to do baseline . Did he not agree to this ? Did you not tell him ?

No , I think we , uh think we caboched that upstairs .

Oh , so you guys aren't even getting the baseline with me .

Yeah , we figured . You know why ? Why ruin it , why fake it .

Yeah .

You know why ? Would just be real .

Yeah , you're really fucking shitty oh so what do we have after , uh , after dragon penis , what's the next one ?

Somebody who's not loyal ? You have your , your classic habanero , all right , so . I'm not gonna lie .

I've had habaneros . They're fucking hot Like they are so . But what's crazy is when you , when you see him on the Scoville , it's it's pretty low on the Scoville . Yeah , so I'm scared . So that's like 350,000 Scoville , yes , all right . So then we're like , hey , let's kick it up a notch , kick it up a notch .

And then we also put the jalapeno . There is 8,000 , just for a little reference point . Oh my .

God , oh , oh , I didn't see that . Oh , now I do .

That's not good All right , you know , just you know , so you're not going in blurt All right , so we decided to get two peppers that have seen people probably have killed people .

So you're going from habanero to the fucking ghost pepper , the ghost pepper . Never . I mean seven numbers after that , by the way .

I know . So if I looked at that like as per salary , that guy's making a lot more money because he's had a million four thousand Scoville .

Yeah , that's nuts .

I've never had a ghost pepper .

Oh , this is going to be great .

Okay , so we were like hey , so after that , what's next ?

What's the fucking ?

what's a Hawaii pepper .

Right , what's the Delano Island and what , what , what ?

what it's the . I burn a hole in my asshole pepper to close the show .

You know the encore the showstopper the dreaded like the weather prediction the name .

The word alone in the name doesn't belong there because it's it's scary . The Carolina Reaper .

So that's double the Scoville of the ghost pepper Two million , point two million . Scoville , you are aware that Pat has had a stroke on the show before right .

Well , this is , this is him he wants I decided hey , what would be good to get things going and maybe get some fucking , some clicks and shit and people share and whatnot sacrifice myself for the team . Obviously , the other two guys I work with will never do so . They'll never jump in with me . Kevin's going in the lava by himself .

I would rather fight zombies with a pocket knife .

Yeah , yeah , then eat these peppers , yes .

So I've . It's not even . It's not even the pain of eating them , it's the fire that's going to shoot out of my body tomorrow .

So we watched the video yesterday of a guy . He's a professional , like pepper eater . I'm surprised there's people out there like that .

So he ate a fucking Carolina Reaper and he has no asshole left , so the shit just pours out of him Right .

Yeah , that's something I'm like this dude must have like fucking an iron stomach . So during the process we're watching it and you see like there's like certain stages he hits .

Uh-huh .

And there was points where he was like losing . He's like that one's a little spicy , like that Spice .

Well , do we have ? Do we have enough things down here to ?

so we have , we have some , we have some lifelines .

All right , well , let's , let's talk about that . What do we got ?

Um , we have your basic butter roll , okay .

Big thing is starches , oils , fats , dairy , okay , which I was like you know , give me some fucking yogurt .

We have a big glass of milk .

What ?

kind of yogurt .

Preferably not the Reaper's yogurt .

We have a big glass of milk .

Okay , like a frosty glass .

It was . It took us a little while to get started . So it's it's still cold , it's curdled , it's still cold , okay .

As long as it's not chunky .

And then we have honey , honey , yeah , really , yes , surprise Honey . If you coat the tongue , the honey , it's subdues , the heat . Then I'm like well , what's it doing with that heat that's on your tongue and not around you fucking mouth ? I'm like come on , there's really nothing . There's really nothing .

So so the heat's okay , it's just diabetes . You'll have it afterwards Pretty much . Yeah , all right .

So it's a big thing too , which I was surprised to read about .

I should have brought some M&Ms for you .

What's the word then ? Where the heat comes from ? The ? What's it ? You said , cause , uh , what Capsaisum .

Capsaisum . Yeah , that's the . That's what's in peppers . That gives it the hotness .

Really .

Yeah .

All right . So the one time I had habanero one time is when I lived in my old apartment years ago . My next door neighbor decided to make chili and he put like 11 dried habaneros in the chili .

Well , you have to do that .

Yeah , dried , though Dried is worse . I know Dried makes it hotter .

It's all about . It's all about the seeds .

But why ?

11 ? I mean , I put , I put five or six jalapenos , I put a couple of longhots in there , yeah .

Okay , that's jalapenos and longhots .

I stopped it . I stopped at habanero .

Habanero in chili , though . Yeah , like I've had habanero bangles , and not only in chili not telling your next door neighbor there was habaneros in the chili .

I didn't tell you . You need to tell him .

Give him a fucking full bowl of it .

Fuck you . How are your TKs winnings today ?

They were good Cock sucker .

Okay , okay , moving on , I still have some Awkward . How are your meatballs ? Oh , you're throwing it at my face now , huh .

You want to stir it ? I would too , after you said that .

The sweetest meatballs are pretty fucking good . They were delish , they were .

So , and that's when I took that spoonful of chili , not knowing I was . I was fucking miserable for God knows how long .

Did you shoot fire out of your eyeballs ?

Really , like half hour , 45 minutes later , yikes , something like that . Cause , if I don't know it , yeah , I'm going to be shitting like if I do know what I'm putting in and kind of prepare me a little bit . I took some fucking medicine for my acid reflux .

We shall see , Did you take ? Did you take medicine for the acid reflux today ? Do we have some Tums down here ?

I just took it . I just took the medicine recently . I don't have any more of the reflux I was getting earlier . Okay , hopefully I'm shooting fire on my mouth in like 10 , 15 , 20 minutes . All right , let's go .

All right . So I don't know if you want this option to , to bail out after the first little guy , like if that one gets you . No , I'm not bailing out after first , you're not bailing out at all . Huh , okay , boy .

All right , try your tie dragon penis , all right .

You're telling me to grab it ? No , there's . You need special gloves , Kevin .

Hey , there's a fork , there A fork .

I need to touch the pepper to bite it .

No , you just get it on , Put on the fork , get on the fork .

This is really going to fuck some shit up .

It is .

I'm not going to feed you .

I'll feed you . You want me to feed you that little nugget looks a little scary , okay , all right .

Now you can eat that stem at all .

Okay , just just fucking , just go 100,000 on the skull .

This is like the roller coaster . This is like the first little . Oh , there's a little hiccup right there . Oh , no , Okay .

What do you think ?

We got an audience too .

What do you think ? It's not bad Tie dragon pepper . Is it like tasty or is it like no , it's , it's just , it tastes like assholes .

It's just hot .

It's a slow onset of heat .

Okay , the seeds are where it's at .

Of course .

Yeah .

Yeah , it's , it's there .

Do you think you have to tap into a lifeline yet ?

Yeah , yeah , okay , that's good , a little sip of water or something that's good Water is not a good idea . I know . That's why . That's why I said that .

Well , that's mostly alcohol .

Well , even better , Palette cleanser . Do we have a ? Do we have a raspberry sorbet or something to cleanse the palette ?

Is it staying in the mouth or ? Has it yeah that's the thing , it's just . It's just there Going down the pipe yet .

With down the throat , down to the gullet . Yeah , I feel it about here right now .

Yeah , yeah .

All right , that's not bad .

All right , Do we want to give you like time ? We're going to give you some time in between .

Oh yeah , I mean of course you are .

Hey Kev when we talk about the Washington commanders game , they put a pretty valiant effort against the Eagles today .

They did , they did . You know almost almost yeah .

That one , wow , cotton , you're pretty solid , play by play guy .

I didn't . I didn't see much of it by the time I got done doing my fucking . See that one . I walked into that to the end of that game

It's a it's subduing , so All right . It's not . It's it's not as intense as I thought it . I mean it's still on my tongue . I could still feel it on my tongue , but around the mouth and stuff .

So it's kind of like that glory hole you went to in 2014 .

For whatever reason . It's on my tongue , it's really fucking annoying . It won't go away off my tongue and I got a feeling it's because of the fuck , take a sip of milk .

Take a sip of milk . See if that'll , see if I'll take care of it . It's getting you know because you're going to have to .

It's crazy Like it goes . It's like it goes away , then it comes back and goes . It's like if I catch a seed .

Sounds like a shitty ex-girlfriend .

Bad Lieutenant , you know , you know who bad Lieutenant is , that guy Right ? Oh , that was a seed I just fucking pull out . Ah , you got my lip fucking seeds , bro , all right .

I will see you perhaps later Package you to seed out of his nose .

This is 100,000 Scoville , all right 100,000 . Now we're going to three . Bet that the 350 .

Habanero , I'm just like , I'm not even sure like .

I'm looking at the hundred thousand and I'm just looking up and I'm like I'm a cost per million .

Don't look at that . Don't look at that . Keep your eye on what's in front of you .

Keep your eye on what's in front of you , it's hard not to look at it . It's right there .

Habanero .

It's only 10 times more .

I swear to God the things you do to try to simplify stuff . You're a fucking dummy . Because it sounds stupid , right , it's not , you know listen .

if you get aggravated and grab the fucking ghost pepper , just rub it in his face Right on your teeth Right on his eyes .

Dude , that was like 12 times more than a jalapeno , so you could like . Yeah , that's something .

I wouldn't eat .

You know , precise .

Oh oh , the second you catch it , it's just like I got you Like no , let go .

How much ? How much time do you think you need in between peppers ?

Probably like two more minutes . Well , this one needs like two more minutes probably , but I feel I feel like the acidity Like yeah , this can be good .

Yeah , you tearing up , yet no A little bit .

He's a little watery .

You see his head's getting a little red . You see a little red showing .

Yeah , he's not beating up yet . No , not yet he's not beating up yet Just red .

Just red .

It is getting a little shiny though .

Yeah .

The TID Pepper Challenge . What who's ?

watching us .

We got . We got four on there right now . We've been bouncing between three and five so far . So , hey , how'd your fancy football team do today , kev .

They suck man , they suck T . T Higgins is killing me . I need to get that acid down .

Destroyed me today .

He went for the lifeline .

Mm hmm , I just need to get the acid down . The cameo was good . Oh , that's good , that's some good stuff right there .

All right , Little move move juice .

Yeah , all right so next is the Habanero . Yeah , 350,000 .

300,000 . What is that ?

Oh , it was my old raising razor , fucking handle .

It's the orange one .

Thanks , Kevin , I just I don't want to mix them up . No , I know , I know .

You know , stay away from that green one . No , I got to get the other end because you're going to eat here . Pull it off .

Put your fingers on it , no , and then put your eye after you take it off . Rub your eyes , poor fucking honey in your eyeball .

You always that cheeky ? No , just like scary All right .

So , now you chase away two viewers already . How much .

What am I biting off here ?

Um , I'm getting anxiety . Think about it . Yeah , like up to the fork .

Up into the fork . Are you out of your fucking mind ?

I mean you got to take at least half the pepper . Oh my God , I was kind of like your first time at the glory hole .

Oh , you take half .

See , you're an asshole because you're not going to fucking file the whole thing , you take half and then you go a little further . You're thinking too much about just .

I know , and it's hard not to , maddie , it's hard not to , as I'm like , oh my God , the house is coming above my upper glottis . I'm going quarter . Can I do quarter ? Can we agree on ?

whatever you want , quarter . I mean come on , quarter fucking .

You're the one who's doing it . You know I'm talking about third .

I mean , if you want to be a bitch , yeah , want to be the bitch who's not in this one . You too , what we do in life .

Shut up .

What I sound a meaty Swallow Swallow .

Away from the seeds pretty much swallow oh boy . Oh , that was a big one . That was a big one .

Being being booze old has nothing on this .

I'm waiting for it to come because I'm it's there .

Yeah , you feel it coming , that's what she said .

It's there .

Pat's not behind the computer .

I can't .

Yeah , that's better , that's better .

I guess I breathe it with my mouth .

I can't help it . Stop it . It's coming out so hot .

Milk . Take some milk . But look at this , take the milk . I'm starting to drool . Hey , kev Kev , take that honey and turn it over . So we're not waiting for it .

Yeah , yeah , yeah . No , I think he's going to have to save the honey .

Oh no , I want to save the honey too .

I want it ready to go , because I literally want to glaze his face with the honey , like the smart thing to do would be to wait as long as you possibly can , of course you know , but you got to be ready to go .

You didn't want to have to fucking wait for it to fucking drip down Wow .

I can't breathe and touch my lips it hurts so bad .

Anytime I breathe , it doesn't matter the other way I breathe , my nose it hurts .

It's stuff talkers , I'm sort of snot yeah .

You know what ? Bang ? Go , fuck yourself . Okay , I'm glad Tim Wakefield died . Fuck that guy .

Oh , wow , wow .

Pat's mouth isn't the only thing hot tonight .

My tongue , my lips , Eric .

So you got like three more minutes left .

I think you move right on to the ghost pepper , you said .

you said you needed like five minutes or something .

Yeah , like I'm giving like different timeframes on different pepper .

Like oh , that wasn't it .

Look at you .

Wasn't a flat rate . Okay , he's great . Hey man , there's slumlord .

I mean , if I was you , I get that ghost pepper down right now .

Oh , my God man , that one .

No refills by the way .

I can't . I can't wait till he drinks a little more milk . He tries to take his tongue in a glass like oh oh , oh oh .

Oh man , it keeps on coming back too .

Why don't you like open up your buttered roll there and take like a bite , see if that does the trick ? Cause that you know that was . You know we're acting . That was research . That was research . We're also myth busting here , people . You know science .

Follow the science . I like how you . I like how you wrapped the buttered roll and sell the family . It came from Delhi .

Well , I brought it down here . I didn't want to get like contaminated .

Yeah , you never know , you don't want to put your dick in or anything . It's floating around . Did you just say you don't know what's floating around down here ? Yeah , I did , but yet we're sitting down here .

Yeah , yeah .

We're good . Even that's the dumbest thing I've ever had but I'd go easy there , you know shut your fucking piehole , pussy , hole me pussy , cunt not joining me .

I'd ration , you know .

I'll ration you right out , you , son of a bitch , ben , you , son of a bitch .

I'd be a lot nicer to me you just moved the lifeline away .

Yeah , all right , all right one more sip of milk .

So , pat , how would you rate the ? Uh , how would you rate that ? Wasn't even ghost pepper , that would have habanero , right ? Yeah , it was habanero the annoying part about the habanero , the heat .

The heat's not bad , it's like the almost . Like it pins in needles , like it fucking just just da , da , da , da , da keeps on coming at you . That's the annoying part . And then when you're trying to not coat your mouth and get it like it just sits on your tongue . My tongue right now is fucking . Forget it . Your tongue will be . My taste buds are gone .

Sorry , but I got it smells like garbage as you're dragging your sandpaper tongue over that piece of roast beef all right .

So wait , before I even do the ghost pepper , I'm taking my sweatshirt off , cause I know for a fucking fact I'm gonna be instant sweats with that love you too , ben let me burp . That's really not as cold as I thought it would be don't shit yourself well , I mean , it's been like 25 minutes since we poured it . I'm sorry , he's fucking Hitler , jesus .

This is a do now apparently our fans did not appreciate the sandpaper tongue over the piece of roast beef comment let me take my sweatshirt off . There's feedback on that already um , no , just people , people , people vote by not watching do you just Janet Jackson us ?

did I show a nip ? Whatever , I don't care wardrobe malfunction doesn't matter . They're gonna be lactating about six seconds anyways .

Yikes all right , ah god .

I'm just like looking at that fucking ghost pepper word and I'm like I'm so scared nah , it'd be fun which one's the ghost pepper um see orange one , the red one , oh , the red one yeah , the green one's the reaper . Kevin , get that off , man it's not the first time he was asked to do that and didn't deliver am I shaking , thinking about grabbing ?

It'll be fine , oh my god , oh , give yourself some room dude just fuck you , I'm eating a fucking million skullville fucking pepper .

All right .

So if any , I mean really , it's kind of like a half a pepper . So is it really a million skullville if it's only half ?

that's a good point you know what ?

we're not even getting into that discussion . You , you , vaginas . You'll sit on the side like aah and then ulcer , ah

I'm not gonna go forward with it , whatever I don't see like how much of that you've been going to Kevin does it matter fucking ? Hot oh my god it does matter , all right here we go .

Oh size man , oh size , shut up fuck where's my other stuff , just in case you need .

Why'd you take the honey so far away ? Because you were mean put it over here .

Now make sure you're not hiding behind the computer screw when you're doing all this .

Okay now , is that better , better , okay oh , I know what are you doing , I'm so scared .

I'm so scared , god , I'll just do it all right .

Oh , that's a good bite he didn't even get in his mouth .

Look how red his head is oh , oh , there is a oh boy . This is not gonna be good , oh no , I already know what's coming .

It's not that hot . I already know what you're doing there and what you're doing there , mr Ghost quickie to reaper quick .

Quickie to reaper quick , get it down . Get some screaming school , though get it down you add them together .

Ah , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , oh , oh , oh , cool stop oh he really , oh convulsed there for a second it's like leaking hot fucking iron . It's like like it is oh , is your oh ?

oh , is your mouth melting .

Oh , my god oh , it's coming on so bad , I can stop talking .

I'm so drunk , but this is so entertaining you all right bro , yeah yes , it's hot look how hot , look how red he is .

It's like Captain America when he's like getting made into Captain America it's like no , no , I can't do it , here's no walking way .

Captain America was really big up here what he's in philippine , I'm feeling Filipino .

Captain America was a Filipino god , oh , oh whoa whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , I'm sorry

she's coming down . I'm sorry you have to . It's like boiling water in my mouth . I can't do anything .

I can't do anything why don't you try some bread spitting a bucket ? Spitting a bucket ? No , no , no , no don't .

Why try some bread first go no , because I was gonna get it out .

I shouldn't have done that . It's all the way around , though .

I wish we had our five viewers back . They would enjoy this try some bread .

I love that embraces . By the way , I know you're not talking about it ha , ha , ah wow he almost gives off the impression like he's constipated and he's sitting on the bowl no , because I know there's pieces stuck in my mouth and I'm afraid to touch them because what , what ?

they do . It means tongue is nothing . It's not . And then you're talking right now . I'm never being too bad . I don't even know what I was saying , ha we've had a 15 minute show today holy shit , does the knees feel better ?

the what your knees , your ankle , your chest . Stop with the health , the health bullshit oh no , you're doing good , man , you're doing good .

I gotta plug in the batteries for the laptop but just said it was right on low would you plug the fucker in ?

all right , wait a second this is great .

I got some back of my throat here you go hot .

Oh my god , looks like a silver back gorilla ah , oh my god , I got a huge snap tray .

Oh no , I'm really gonna go out ? What is it plugged in ? Yeah ?

you did it , big guy . Way to flake through it . Way to flake through it , pat . You did it , man . Nice job , reaper time oh my god . Ben , is this entertaining ? I gotta know , I gotta see , ah , I mean , it's entertaining for me . I'm enjoying this , oh , but you know what ? He's not even sweating yet .

I'm sweating , it's just . I feel his like all over me no , no , he's not like .

Oh my god he's not dripping yet . Looks like those little little baby bites . What'd you say , the little baby bites ?

I should say that the very nice feeling on my tongue right now is that you want a baby bite .

That baby , did you ? Did you say you're gonna tonkiss Kevin ? I should hopefully you fucking melt him oh my god , it's just . It's like you should just lick Kevin's face from the bottom to the top , delayed . What happened ? Would you have a scene ? Your teeth , oh , what do I have to have it down my throat now , oh my god .

This is great this is great , great moments in TID show history . Yeah , yeah , yeah thanks thanks for doing this .

Yeah , yeah , no problem no problem , no problem , no problem . You're doing great , yeah , because moving forward , wait , just wait hey , I don't even think you need that any no , kevin , I know . I know for a fact because of my tongue is killing me right now .

I can't wait . He's gonna fucking squeeze that honey bottle I just get .

I know for a fact I'm gonna need it for the color . All right , repart , he's gonna look , it's gonna look like a buccat the repart you're doing good .

You're doing good , god damn nice job pat , nice job .

I can't even , I don't even know how to fuck and uh , well , maybe , but anywho , I can't explain that it's . It was like . It was like uh time released medicine but just came meh meh and you think it's gone already .

Yeah , I don't know .

Nah , you think it was hot , eh , oh wow the butter probably helps put a lot of butter on there .

I did , I did . There's a fair amount of butter on there , that's good , that's good stuff .

Pat likes to butter himself up from time to time dude , I'm so hot right now but I'm not really sweating , but my whole body is like really hot .

I think it's tears , but like your uh your under eye is wet , moist . Yeah , I can wait , not like I'm waiting for your under eye is moist , did you just say his eyes are moist . His under eye is moist .

I don't know if I've ever heard another man refer to another man's under eye my underbelly's moist .

I don't know about my under eye , that's us peculiar .

All right , hey , hey , rain any uh weather protections for next few days .

I think he does have something , got a double track it's finally fucking drying out .

Forecast rain okay all right , so best sound bite ever , oh my god so did we want to talk about your journey up to this point it wasn't a good one .

I feel like we're thrown up already well , like it's just , it's like you don't know it's there , and like you hit a spot in your mouth and then boom it , just it flares back up like the mavi fires .

Yeah , so with the tie dragon . When you started out with the tie dragon , that one was like it was quick , like real quick . Was there a point like who , um ?

I don't know . You kind of know it like the second . You eat the seed and it just like fucking taste buds are like uh , this this ain't gonna this ain't gonna be good , did you just say ?

did you just say , the seed pops in your mouth yes , it did again see what happens . Oh , it's back oh , he almost almost stabbed himself with the floor .

I don't even think I swallowed anything . It's still okay ah oh , try it . I'm just like I wish I had like a scraper , just to fucking scrape my tongue off .

I'm sure you'll be fine in like 15 , 20 all right , this is going to eat the reaper , suck eat the reaper .

Eat the reaper take a big old chunk out of that baby . Come on , you got this , you got this .

Ben is enjoying himself immensely oh , is he yes .

I mean you're doing , you know pretty good . I think Shut up , all right , okay .

I mean , I don't know if that was called for .

Right .

I mean , I don't know where the hostility is coming from .

Hey , who does that song ? What's the name of that ? Oh , jackass , the Jackass , right , isn't that Jackass ?

I'm sorry . I can solve that tune in six notes .

Right .

Now , corona , that's not . It MySharon , now I'm trying to remember the name of the uh , the uh , uh , the fucking guy who made the song . You know the song I'm talking about .

I personally think you should play .

I think you should play , you should play , don't Fear the . Reaper yeah , yeah , who's ?

that .

Who does ?

uh , it's a good song . Who does it's a ? It's a , it's Karina , but I thought it was Karina .

That was actually in Conan the Barbarian , the original 1983 . Who , yeah , conan the Barbarian .

Was it 1983 .

Not the 2011 one with Jason Momoa Fucks , fucking , sucked . Yeah , yes .

Conan . He kind of stands up to the . You know it's a time .

Conan the Barbarian . It's good flick , fantastic movie .

Get Wilton there yeah .

Nope , that's . That's Conan the Destroyer , terrible movie .

Well , I know , I'm just saying the , you know the other ones .

Conan the Destroyer was terrible . I would have liked to have seen a third one to kind of redeem the first one's fucking timeless , fucking heads rolling .

Phenomenal movie . Nope , nope , we're not fucking cock sucker , all right , what did you say ? What did you say ?

Don't fear the Reaper . Okay , all right , as suggested by our number one fan , ben , got any of your props , or props , or do ?

Oh man , I'm starting to really sweat under my fucking armpits Now . I'm just like starting . I feel like I'm melting on the inside .

You're all stretched out , you know .

Not really .

Now you're ready for the race .

Oh yeah , ladies and gentlemen , about time Me eating some fucking fucking Carolina Reaper Nice , all right , thanks , blue oyster cult .

Oh , come on now . Oh , it's so fucking scary . Come on now . You gotta take a bigger bite than that , bro . Oh , it's gonna get hot in my mouth . It's not even halfway .

Fuck you .

Cap , you're a dick .

I mean you don't have to take that whole like .

I'm not taking that whole thing .

At least up to like the curve . You know what curve ? There's like 4,000 of them .

Here , touch it . What happened ? What big wrinkle . That fucking piece You're out of your bag dude Fuck .

Oh , I mean , do you want to say you did it , or do you want to say you did it with , like an ?

ass . Don't fucking sit here and try to try to strong on me .

Are we fucking ? Asterisks him like Barry Bond ?

Seriously , look at this guy . This guy's like you're like the guy . Hey man , you want some weed , it's like you're that guy .

It's like a wind dated home run , you know Okay .

Fucking scared . I don't want to do it . Stop being in front of me . Yeah , that's good one .

I'll get it in the bowl At least still on the side , I'm not gonna get it in the bowl .

I'm not gonna get it in the bowl . I'm not gonna get it in the bowl . I'm not gonna get it in the bowl , at least still on the fork . I think after this , like he should revisit , like the Habanero , because there's , you know he's fucking pounding the milk already .

Oh wow , oh wow , I just wanted to get it Stupid .

Go oh , oh , he's gonna throw up .

Holy fuck .

Oh , it's like I took a big load from the dragon , it's so fucking hot .

Oh my God , oh my God , You're doing great . Fuck you , Karen . He's burning so bad . He's burning so bad .

Now it's like a normal burn , like a regular , here it comes .

Here it comes , here it comes , honey , not too much , not too much , oh switch that around you don't want to cramp up , just eat the honey , wilford Brimley , is that helping ?

No , oh my God , they're eating your head , dragon . Oh my God , I was talking to you all the time I'm gonna go , I hope the neighbors don't call it , fuck them . No officer , we're just eating peppers , Holy fuck please don't go back .

Don't go back . We definitely didn't mix the order up right . That was definitely hotter than the other one .

Okay . So would you say the Caroline Reaper was like too hot , or was it tasty ? I'm afraid to breathe .

Are you shaking it ? Oh , my fucking pants , my lips , my lips , oh , I can't even explain it .

It's like little people on my lips are just fucking standing .

Rub your eyes now . I don't know .

How did the honey do it ?

I don't know . I don't know my lips .

Hey , Cap , can you reach ?

me .

I can . I need to just rub the pepper on his forehead . I will fucking go to my . Well , I'm sorry . What will you do ?

I don't know . I feel like I'm melting .

I just wonder , if it I don't wanna smile .

I hate it when I swallow saliva .

I think you should eat the habanero again . You know because you know when you go from like .

Yeah , it'd probably be like a green bell pepper at this point .

That's what I mean Going in cold water .

And then going in Go , fuck yourself .

Science dude .

Here's science , man , here's science . You are two fucking lab results . I wouldn't want you fucking losers . I'm tearing up my fucking mouth , oh ho .

Get the eye wash .

We need to saline .

We need the eye wash .

Dude , we need some , because I .

Oh my God , it's like any time . The second I get saliva in my mouth , it fucking burns . I honestly think I have the glands .

Do you have a hose outside ? We can bring them outside .

If I had something that could spark I have the glands of a dragon right now I could shoot fire out of my mouth . I could do that . I'm not even joking with you right now , because it's laying in the bottom of my tongue and it's just melting that little sack under your fucking tongue .

Are you saying you can see some dragon ? See him in out of your mouth ? Oh my God .

I'm like dizzy as hell .

Oh , you're doing good , man , you're doing good .

I'm actually disappointed here I don't even see you sweating , he's getting a little shinier . I mean it's red , but it's just . I feel like I'm sweating a lot Not .

No .

Not as much as I thought you'd be . I think we're up to a little bit of that reaper on your brow . Perhaps I would get a sweat comb .

Oh okay , I still can't breathe . You're doing good .

Way to power through . Way to power through . Pat , I'm proud of you . That was probably a terrible thing to do , yeah .

Lungs burning . Now Are we okay , all right . Okay , all right .

It's fantastic .

Maybe go bread .

We're gonna have to cut this up and get this out on YouTube .

Oh my .

God , how fucking cut you up , you motherfucker . Shut up right now . There's devils dancing in my mouth right now .

Hey Ops , can you slip that ghost pepper into your butter roll ?

I don't like that idea at all .

Oh , my God .

Oh , my God .

Is that something ?

you would do again . No , I wouldn't , I would not put myself through it . Why ? What do you mean ? We got an advertiser or something .

I don't know , man , maybe people like it . You know what ?

I also wear a top hat and I dance on the side of the fucking tree on the corner over here and somebody's mopping . I look like the little fucking monkey that dances around with a leash on . Fuck you .

Well , not for nothing , but if I saw that monkey eating , ghost peppers .

I would I put a dollar in a cup Right . Fuck .

Oh boy , I didn't think anything could make me feel better after the Raider game today , but this did it .

There was a B-square in my mouth and I , just I literally was like , well , I'm diss . And it came up and I went down with my fucking teeth and now , just like I can tell me , dropping dreams of forecast rain , rain of fire there in my mouth , fuck and shit .

Which thing do you think helps the most ? Is it the classic milk ?

No , it's . I mean it's subdued the heat a little bit right , but then it's then it's like it stops , and then the second , it like . It comes at you like the blob , it's just like or or Peter North facial , like one of the two . Just keeps on coming at you .

How about the bread ?

Bread and butter is actually probably the best , I would say , out of all of them . Really , yeah , no joke , because the starch in the bread is what helps the like fires kind of be put out . But unfortunately , unfortunately , Unfortunately , Baking powder . The higher . The higher you go up , the like it'll subdue it a little bit .

Oh , you did good , dude , you did good .

How do you feel right now ?

Like it's like I would never like . I already know the the issues I will be having with my belly later , so I was wondering can you put my adult diaper on before I go to bed ?

What you do to those sheets is your business .

Oh , my God .

If Pat's out in the backyard burning things tomorrow . You know what happened , so I'm wrong .

It's just it's it hides it like fucking hides until you find it it's crazy . I can't explain that , dude . It's like certain spots in your mouth just fucking explode on fire . The other side's like what the hell's going on over there next ? Then this over here nothing over . It's fucking nuts my back of my tongue . Forget about I .

Am not gonna be able to deep throat again , so Pat doesn't appreciate things exploding in his mouth .

Well , I like to keep it clean . Hmm , this I would never keep it clean for this shit , though . This is just , oh my god , dude , I just I everything . I feel the heat traveling through my body , getting into my belly and just like stirring it up . Can we free the shit later ?

Dude , that's like the hottest pepper . You know , you did it , man , you did it .

That's awful , bro . Way to go , Pat . That's fucking Awful , dude . Why would I even fucking agree to do this ? And then you too .

Cuz you're a fucker . You know you're a dummy . You're a dumb , fucking dummy .

Why dummy ? For what ? Trying to get some extra clicks ?

Yeah , dude , maybe you just started the next like trendy challenge , Like the four pepper challenge .

I'm sure it's .

There's people probably chewing that up and spitting that out real quick . Well , they're doing . What's the what's that out of that wing show they have ?

Yeah , it went through ten wings yeah .

No , is that what it is ? Yeah , it's celebrities , it's yeah , but he's in cause a hot , hot Something hot , yeah , yeah see . The corners of my mouth . I it's like somebody took a coal piece of coal and it's just still sitting here . It's just sitting here and it's like we're gonna do this to you .

Okay . I can't fucking do you know it'd be awesome if the corner of his .

I'm even where you've been butter on it . It's not . It's not working .

I told you Wow it's not he's gonna forget . He did that . He's gonna go out of the house tomorrow a butter all over his face . Which turned into lard in the morning . I don't remember putting mustache .

Kevin , did you come into my this name trouble ?

Just wondering . I know was dragging his nuts across your face again .

Oh , he's , he's dude , he does it all the time . Yeah , he does oh .

He's taking my balls .

Checking my balls . I just did some math . Oh , that's the way he is dude he's a straight up .

Methodic dog . It's all right , they're gonna be going one day , oh , november 1st , oh yeah .

Can't wait . I was like let's have a Fucking little going to where party for his bullsack tonight before .

I mean , maybe let him run around lose for an hour or two , let him sew his oats real quick before he loses his nuts . Man , I used to have my dog , shadow Shadow , go sew your oats , he take off . You come back an hour and a half later , cigarette in his mouth like I'm good .

Sounds like my dog lady back in the day . She was the biggest whore on the block . She had , like I remember she had like four letters . Oh yeah , she was taking a deep every fucking day .

Every day , because how dare you talk about your dog that way ?

Well , we would catch her that . We knew the second she got pregnant , because every time she got pregnant a dog got stuck to her . You ever see that . You ever see everyone . The dogs meet , sometimes they get stuck . No , it's awful , awful . I Well , how many probably watch that ?

then do the pepper thing how many different baby mom is to the dog ? Half , I Think four different . Oh , really , it wasn't the same guy twice . Oh , he's like I'm not getting stuck .

No , no , she was straight up . Here's my hole . Come get it , Just one baby mama , baby daddy . You know , and yeah she was , she was like a hot dog down a fucking hallway door price .

She went to the party . That was it . Whoever stayed up late enough was able to .

Every , every litter , like we had dogs to give away . And she , and by the her , after her fourth letter , her nipples on the bottom of her Stomach were just hanging on the floor like fucking loose udders . Oh brutal but we had some cute . We had some cute dogs . We kept out of her letters and you know really thanks for being a whore lady .

Oh my god , dude that Good job , man , so which ?

one . Which one was the tastiest ?

Carolina Reaper . Really when he's in the memory of how he's . The guy said is like that real floral , like you taste ?

that and it like , and then it burns your fucking face that that aroma is almost not to be like .

Coach your mouth . That's almost like it's almost like an atom bomb Going off , and that's probably the best way to say it . Like you , you taste it and smell it at the same time and a split second later , like the videos of the nuclear bombs that are fake so Carolina Reaper has to drink some pineapple juice the night before you eat it .

What huh ?

drink pineapple . Oh , oh , I got you . Yeah , yeah , yeah , little tasty , you gotta make a little tastier . I guess I've eaten so many flowers Because it was like juniper in my mouth , I don't know what it was , but juniper is very flammable , oh , I know . Yeah , it was like a , it was a fucking for it . The way to explain it . Your mouth is the forest .

Yeah , you .

That's not . I mean you're gonna have to back that up the bowl to and I would just throw everything ready to go out right now . Has mad suit with it .

Yeah , yeah , no thanks .

Why don't you take a bite ? You bitch .

Fuck .

She was fucking hot man , that was so fucking hot .

Thank me a lot . I would have thrown my headphones so it probably broke this glass against a wall . I just would have left a dude .

Yeah , I thought you were doing that before . Yeah , I .

Mean for Khalil Mack . We should , we should have him in the studio . See how that goes . How do you think down ?

ago Denise to play for . I think so Fuck yourselves .

Mack , fuck you . Fucked readers today . Six acts Good , fuck you . I gotta get the rest out of that . Fuck you . Oh , my god , I am so afraid to go to sleep tonight and and next . No , it's like I'll feel what . Oh , and I know I'm gonna be fucking throwing up acid . I bet just like laying down .

Hang went to flowers .

No the flowers . We don't talk about the flowers on the show anymore , no , so we have a mutual respect for each other .

Since the cleansing .

Well , since you're fake cleansing , you mean you mean honestly , you should be cursed for doing that . I wasn't sure , I wasn't sure you remember that . Yeah , you should be cursed for doing that .

Well , it's yeah better .

Oh yeah , it's some , some , what ? What kind of fucking Himalayan sage ? Himalayan say it . So that's a first of all , straight up lie . Hungarian , oh , it's Hungarian .

I was for . You said himalayan , but it was Hungarian time , wasn't it ?

No , this is regular , regular time from shop break . Stop chop .

Okay , that is not cleansing any spirits out of anywhere except the people over a chopper , I mean you don't know , I mean I bet there's like a book that says , like you know , like sages for this time is really , I bet I bet different ones do different . Thanks , you know , I bet you did cut some kind of benefit out of it .

You just seem lean out of the screen he's doing disappeared .

He's back , well , please .

Yeah , before before Matt falls asleep at the wheel .

We get near my balls .

Oh God , I'm gonna put it on fucking Gunners balls sack to have him tea bag you I think I'd be fantastic as gunner screams balls are so hot .

He just drags them across your face and now you're fucking .

Races on the ground . He's waving his balls in your face like that .

Yeah , and with that image .

We got a call it quits . Ladies and gentlemen , episode 80 pats a fucking idiot . Good job . And his two other co-hosts are vaginas . Good job . Big fat roast beef sandwiches , you too .

We're proud of you .

Yeah , well , fuck you , I don't care , I don't care , it's you know what fuck it .

Ben said sleep only on your left side tonight . Why , I don't know . That's what he said . What's the difference ? But he did say truth after it . So I'm thinking he's trying to be serious .

Hmm , I think it's got to do with like location .

So he knows what it's like to have the devil's sperm in him .

I mean , it wouldn't surprise me had so himself to the devil . That'd be a doctor , oh .

He , do you think he's ? You think he's milking the devil ?

Like a horse , it helps .

Like a stallion , he said , it helps Look get up there , lucifer , let me put this shock thing right . Your butthole , give me that , give me that load . He's got you on a leash .

Oh , no , I couldn't do that . My back would go out .

Oh yeah , that's a fuck up when you said the devil apocalypse , when that whole shit , you said you're jumping in the lava brawl .

Yeah , dude , I'm out .

You jumped right in it . Yeah , you know what I'm talking about faggot .

Why . But , I don't know what we're beeping , oh maybe I'm starting to lose my mind oh .

I'm hibernating till next .

This bird so bad ?

I Guess you're so much joy .

It's just not good . It's like , you know , it's first time taking it . You know , you know .

Like the first time you got pegged .

I've never been pegged , that was a funny episode .

I listened to that not too long ago , dude . It was hilarious . We should bring Danielle on us . And where are they now ?

I'm a pegging mistress . Yeah , it's . I found out how much funny I could be on an Onlyfans .

Oh , okay , good for you . I think he's gonna shout out to the show or something , yeah you know fuck .

What's up with our maybe future guests ?

I will take care of that this week .

Yeah , we're gonna have guests .

So , yeah , we're gonna start getting guests on the show Not our normal guests like real guests , yeah , real guests .

I started looking at that on my phone . It's so hard to look at it on my phone .

That's the annoying part with it . I'm trying to find a way to simplify that .

So I just stopped .

Of course you did . Of course you did . Why would you do anything for the show ?

anyways , I don't know . I was built to fuck a room .

Oh my , oh shit , here we go . He pulled the card .

He pulled the card he's like bad lieutenant .

He's like that guy bad lieutenant . You know what ?

I'm talking about . Oh , yeah , yeah .

Don't you dare make me feel bad about myself . I can't believe you pulled that card ?

Yeah , bro , seriously .

Listen , I contributed , I didn't say , you didn't . But he insinuated I didn't .

Well , but I'm saying , if you're not gonna put the effort to look in your room , I did .

I tried , and it's too difficult for you .

I tried zooming in and it like the easiest thing to do is choose the square and press the thing down below and it gives you the whole summary . I do and that's too much for you .

But he didn't do that . He definitely did Cut off .

Like I can't read the whole thing , yeah , because you have to go to a certain square to actually reveal that . That's like Excel 101 . I did , I did no , you didn't you definitely ?

didn't .

Because I know exactly where you're talking about , because I did that .

You are not an Excel guy . You definitely didn't . I'm not an Excel guy .

Well , that's the problem .

There it is . So just admit it . Maybe if you had doors on it . Just admit it , if you had doors on it .

Would it be easier for you I ?

am admit it .

If you put a garage door on the Excel spreadsheet .

If there was garage doors on the boxes . Would it be easier for you ?

Just wondering . I could do more than that .

All right , so this fucking episode , fucking 80 . Yeah Well , it's actually it's gonna be 79 now , because , don't fucking matter , do we have to lose one ? 74 . Remember the whole audio ? Oh yeah , that sucks so we'll do 79 . Yeah , what I'll do is we're gonna skip 70 . We're gonna skip 75 and just go straight to 76 . Okay , so why ?

don't you leave it at 80 and it'd be like a lost episode . You know , maybe one day it gets .

Now he's an idea man Again . Yeah , all of a sudden , you're going to give ideas Too hard to look at the spreadsheet , but check this out .

I got an idea . All of a sudden , you're going to give ideas for the show . Huh .

What , what .

What no , huh Spreadsheet .

Ben wants to come to the studio and be a guest . Is he paying us ? I ?

don't think that's how that works Ben .

That's how it works around here .

So , Ben , you can sign up at our website and just Venmo me , maddy and Aubz , and we'll see if we agree upon the the 10 minutes of the show . And we'll see if we agree upon the the tender to offer the sitting fee . Yeah , yeah , so you're going to have a sitting fee , there's going to be interview fee and yeah .

And you got to eat a Carolina Reaper .

Yep Out of Kevin's butthole .

Oh , or you cannot be on the show , oh yeah .

The gauntlet's drawn right there , bro , no .

If Ben agrees to do that , you have to do it now .

Yep it doesn't sound very funny , you have to do it . If you do that , we are not happy about the show .

There's no way , ben . Oh , get that fucking bowl away from me , do it . I'm having like PTSD .

If you want to have a snack , just leave it there because you want to snack .

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

I'm going to Amber heard that later Right on your pillow , Right on your pillow Fucking instant oatmeal cookie . No reason dude . No , it doesn't work for the heat . No reason .

No , what was the big objection ? Here say what do you mean ? Huh , what was the big objection in that trial that you fucking said 8 billion times ? Here say Objection .

here say oh , maybe I don't remember what the Cheney Devtrial yeah .

Amber , it's fucking great dude . All right , we're going to fucking end it right there . I got a bad feeling about poopies later , so I play some music .

It's not going to be . You'll feel better .

Yeah , maybe sooner , maybe not later . Oh my God , I can't .

I hope right on Facebook live from the hopefully you fall asleep in the living room and you hear it and I can shit like the chick did in hall pass Like that venom from that fucking dinosaur in Jurassic Park , wow A little mud coming your way , just clean his oil .

He's got like flame . He's got flame cleaning .

Yeah , we're going to do that .

Oh , still hot . I don't want to walk in tomorrow .

He had crime scene , hey there , picasso , I can't do it . Fuck that Do . What's that ? What's that other artist ? I don't know , it doesn't matter . I'm going to be shit in fire . Later I'm going to be spitting acid and hopefully turn into a superhero .

I can't wait to talk about this next week . No why , I want to know what the after effects were .

I mean , figured , next time I take a shit we'll just take a video of it with a GoPro and a camera .

Oh sweet That'd be awesome .

Just my face .

I mean , if you're going to do updates , that's fun . Yeah , just my face .

Maybe that's our wheelhouse . My only fans challenge A nice fetish group . What did ?

you just say Shut up , kevin , maybe that's our wheelhouse , fuckin' idiot that goes in a ton of things .

Oh , that was my idea , by the way . Yeah , whatever , ladies and gentlemen , thank you for joining us . Episode 80 , the TID show . All you motherfuckers can take a deep breath . I'm going to be a fucking idiot . I'm going to be a fucking idiot . I'm going to be a fucking idiot .

I'm going to be a fucking idiot .

I'm going to be a fucking idiot . I'm going to be a fucking idiot .

All you motherfuckers can take a deep breath .

Which is onto the next victim the night beim .