On the first day of Christmas , my true love gave to me a despasito in a pear tree .
On the second day of Christmas , my true love gave to me two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the third day of Christmas , my true love gave to me three big Billy Blunders . Just golly , it's fine .
Two Tito's for Tommy and a despasito in a pear tree .
On the fourth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders .
Two Tito's for Tommy . And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the fifth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me five , take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping , three big Billy Blunders Two .
Tito's for Tommy and a despasito in a pear tree On the sixth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me six Vicks and Dicks Five take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders .
Two Tito's for Tommy and a despasito in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me seven big Phil selfies .
Six Vicks and Dicks Five . Take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the eighth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me eight Ewokers periods , seven big Phil selfies .
Six Vicks and Dicks Five . Take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the ninth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me nine angry elves .
You really fucked that one up .
Sorry , we're gonna leave that . In Eight Ewokers periods , seven big Phil selfies .
Seven more Vicks and Dicks , six Vicks and Dicks , tom , oh , and we're off to rail . Five , take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the tenth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me ten lizzards .
Nine angry elves , eight Ewokers periods . Seven big Phil selfies Six Vicks and Dicks Five take it deeps Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the eleventh day of Christmas , my true love gave to me eleven dank woods .
Ten light lizards .
Nine angry elves .
Eight .
Ewokers periods Seven big Phil selfies Six Vicks and Dicks Five .
take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .
On the twelfth day of Christmas , my true love gave to me twelve .
KY jellies Eleven dank woods .
Ten light lizards .
Nine angry elves .
Eight Ewokers periods , seven big Phil selfies , six Vicks and Dicks Five .
take it deeps .
Four Ewoks Humping Three big Billy Blunders , two Tito's for Tommy .
And a despasito in a pear tree .