Episode 35 - "Live" Near Skankfest
Episode 35 - "Live" Near Skankfest

Episode 35 - "Live" Near Skankfest
To Whomever It May Concern: We're Spotlight Now. -Aidan FOLLOW THE GUEST: Doug Brian: IG: Doug_Brian T: DougBrian FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitter:@SwanSongPodcast FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Luke Trovese: IG/T: @Troveezus Colin Cook: IG/T: @CoolioCook EMAIL THE SHOW: TheSwanSongPodcast@Gmail.com
To Whomever It May Concern: I'm sorry. -Colin FOLLOW THE GUEST: Joe Reddington IG:@Joe_redds FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitter:@SwanSongPodcast FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Luke Trovese: IG/T: @Troveezus Colin Cook: IG/T: @CoolioCook EMAIL THE SHOW: TheSwanSongPodcast@Gmail.com
To whomever It May Concern: We over at Miller High Life do not support a podcast called "The Swan Song Podcast." If you are in fruitless marriage please seek out a divorce or counseling but probably a divorce. - Miller High Life Marketing Team
To Whomever It May Concern: Colin hasn't recently passed of AIDS that he contracted from relapsing on heroin and sharing needles with all of the "Queer Eye" guys. Yeah they do it too. Anyway me and Aidan act like nothing happened because we're professionals. Colin's corpse will be present for the next episode. -Luke FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitter:@SwanSongPodcast FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Luke Trovese: IG/T: @Troveezus Colin Cook: IG/T: @CoolioCook EMAIL THE SHOW: TheSwanSongPodcast@Gm...
To Whomever It May Concern: Gene Getman is the guest and no actual bridges were harmed in the recording of this podcast. -A Bridge Inspector FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitter:@SwanSongPodcast FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Luke Trovese: IG/T: @Troveezus Colin Cook: IG/T: @CoolioCook FOLLOW THE GUEST: Gene Getman: IG: @GeneGetman
To Whomever It May Concern: The guys talk sports and Colin makes a new word because he's stupid. -Vinny Montigro [Long Island Construction Worker] FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitter:@SwanSongPodcast FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Luke Trovese: IG/T: @Troveezus Colin Cook: IG/T: @CoolioCook
To Whomever It May Concern: This week on the podcast the 3 devils known as Aidan, Colin, and Luke bring on another heathen named Joey O'Neil to talk about his metal band Dainsleif. They all share stories of bombing miserably in both comedy and music, talk about different subway pan handlers and have a philosophical debate about a man's porn collection. At one point, the boys declare Joey "New Jesus" which doesn't sit well with me, but he has some fun edicts that I can't personally deny. As a man...
To Whomever It May Concern: This week the Swan Song boys return with long time friend and comedian Deno DeMartino. I knew this was going to be a good one because they have a guest, and say what you will about the 3 idiots, they do have very funny friends. Their guest Deno is an expert on shit. Not as in stuff but actual shit. He runs a website called BigShittingAss.com which is a website I assume tells you how healthy you are based on what you are eating. I'm not too sure. My wife's got me all s...
To The Moonlight Boys In The Hood Podcast, Big fan of the podcast! Laquarius Excellance, Lil Chank. and Big Tone have another hilarious episode. The Michael McConaughey stuff is a fun theory and The F.U.C.K.I.N. S.W.E.E.T.E. initiative is something me and my other trust fund having friends would love to invest in. My father owns USA and would love a meeting with the geniuses who came up with this podcast. -A Long Time Fan P.S. These ARE Louboutins! FOLLOW THE SHOW: IG: @TheSwanSongPodcast Twitte...
To Whomever It May Concern: This week on the podcast Aidan, Colin, and Luke celebrate 25 episodes of the Swan Song Podcast by torturing their good friend and comedian Mike Mancusi. If you listen close enough to this episode you can hear Mike ordering Rogaine on his phone. They are the worst friends anyone could ask for. -Not Mike Luke Trovese: T/IG: @Troveezus Colin Cook: T/IG: @CoolioCook Mike Mancusi: IG: @MikeMancusi T:@CoozeIsReal...
To Whomever It May Concern: Aidan has returned and the gang gets into a theory from his trips to Italy. Luke talks about the impending Chinese revolution and his new found sewing skills. And Colin brings a theory that maybe even crazier than Aidans! Give it a listen! Subscribe! Laugh! -An Enthusiastic Voice For Once Colin Cook: IG/T - @CoolioCook Luke Trovese: IG: @Troveezus T: @LukeTrovese
To Whomever It May Concern: This one is interesting. I'm drunk. They're drunk. We're all drunk. Aidan isn't on the pod because something about being arrested. Who cares? It's a good time. -A Drunk Listener Colin Cook IG/Twitter @CoolioCook Luke Trovese: IG: @troveezus Twitter: @LukeTrovese Joe Reddington: IG: @Joe_Redds
What the fuck is the Tom Hanks Universe and why does it involve that movie Phone Booth? -Reddit
To Whomever It May Concen: Self proclaimed inspiration for the movie Hitch, David Piccolomini came on the podcast and Colin and Luke got their dating profiles judged. I hate this show and everything that it stands for but that David fella is real swell. Also I just like seeing these boys crumble. Aidan was there too, -A Concerned Listener David Twitter/Instagram - @Piccolomeany
To Whomever It Concerns: The Swan Song Podcast has re-branded as a "word based podcast." If you like words this podcast is for you. We have many words that we use during the podcast. We hope you welcome the change with open arms. -Management
To Whomever It May Concern: I thought this podcast would bottom out but apparently it is still going strong much to my dismay. They start the show with a horrid hypothetical that involves Xibit and a certain type of vehicle that I would not even like to repeat and proceed to say the phrase "blowin' loads" way too many times. Aidan has a bunch of new show ideas for his media department which I wish did not exist. If there is a God in heaven he will keep this man from creating television shows for...
To Whomever It May Concern: Colin has an emotional breakdown at the end of this episode that made me forget what I was outraged about this week. -A Concerned Listener
To Whomever It May Concern: I thought for a moment that this podcast was over. I thought all of my troubles had gone away. Apparently the group had audio issues and couldn't upload last week and yet, here we are. Another week another episode of this stupidity. This week the boys bring on a comedian named Joe Reddington and immediately make light of domestic violence and Italians. Who would do such a thing? These 3 idiots apparently. At one point Colin brings in a story about a man who embalms pe...
To Whomever It May Concern: The 3 idiots are back together and I'm beginning to think they are dumber as a group then separately. Imagine Voltron, now imagine instead of forming a giant robot they create a mentally handicapped podcast. That is this weeks episode. Colin opens up about his colonoscopy (no pun intended) and the boys jest about heroin addiction. Aidan brings up Aquaman, a movie that came up 2 months ago and gives his opinions on it and suggests an all trans version of the movie. Nor...
Look guys, It's Luke here, I gotta be honest with ya. This whole thing falls apart without Colin. Colin was out getting an endoscopy or a colonoscopy, we don't really care enough to figure it out, all we know is, he's getting a tube shoved up somewhere. Aidan and I bring in our two friends Andrew And Jason to fill in for him because people like familiar faces and Doug Brady scares the listeners. We still have a fun time, if you hate Colin listen twice. -Luke Trovese...
To Whomever It May Concern: This week the boys had a weird one. I don't usually like the show but this week Luke brought in what can only be described as serial killer energy and the show falls apart. This is the type of content I want to hear. What does it sound like when an animal is cornered and filled with fear? Find out this week on what is usually the dumbest podcast on the planet. -A Listener Who Totally Doesn't Own A Gun
To Whomever It May Concern: It's a new year and it 2019 I'm going to be more honest, and honestly this is the darkest and worst episode of this podcast ever. Aidan, Colin and Luke bring their friend Andrew Manning on the show as their guest and talk in detail about how Filipinos jerk off which, is not accurate probably... I've never seen it happen but it can't be the way they described it. The 4 of them go on to talk about the transgender community again and pose a question that seems insensitiv...
To Whomever It May Concern: It's the holiday season and I'm writing this. I can't believe another episode has released. This week the boys start off with Colin talking about jumping out of their friends window, which is a real dick move, your friend is letting you record there and you entertain such a sad thing? Furthermore they talk about a girl who works with Aidan who has no father, naturally Luke interjects to remind us he doesn't have one either. We get it kid, your dad hates you. Move on. ...
To Whomever It May Concern, Firstly the audio on this podcast is not like the rest which is forgivable but I would be wrong if I didn't at least mention it. The episode starts with the boys confronting Luke on his decision to leave his internship. This causes him to spiral out of control almost immediately. Doug Brady is back on the podcast because life is not worth living and these boys like to torture anyone who even attempts to listen. The craziest part is that Doug has a new idea for a music...
To Whomever It May Concern: This has to be the worst episode yet. These boys go on a tangent off the top which they call a trans "awareness" portion of their show. They know absolutely nothing about the trans community and are spreading toxic misinformation. Colin brings up a story about a psychopathic judge who lets out all of the prisoners in a small town and clearly side with him the entire time. Clearly this isn't something to joke about but they continue to do so! The boys then go on to tal...
To Whom It May Concern: These boys have done it this week, they made a whole episode and titled it Colin Educates America. The only thing he is spreading is knowledge of my favorite band (who I won’t mention by name with these clownshoes and tarnish their name) so I thought I would be into this episode. Instead they make a mockery of this great band and all of its accomplishments and also claim that they are famous now. Not only is this spreading misinformation about my favorite band but the fam...
To Whom It May Concern: Welp, here we are again. Does anyone even read these letters? Instead of canceling the podcast, in this episode, they decided to add another crass degenerate by the name of Jason Dennis to the mix. He, however, at least appears to have some class, and remorse, for the awful things he says. The group focuses on a lot of antisemitic humor, which really hits home. I’m not Jewish per se, but I spun a dreidel once, so I totally get it. This episode truly highlights the level o...
To Whomever It May Concern: I don't eat cum. -Luke Trovese
To Whomever It May Concern: My cries are falling upon deaf ears. There's another episode of The Swan Song Podcast and it may be the worst one yet. These boys are unrelenting in their pursuit of having the dumbest podcast on the planet. Aidan begins the show regaling the other two with stories of the autistic children who come to the grocery store he works at to learn how to shop. Naturally, this becomes a mockery of the mentally disabled, which then transforms into a version of Die Hard that no ...