The Supernatural Protection Company

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Need paranormal insurance? Call us!

The Supernatural Protection Company is dedicated to providing quality customer service to help you with any and all paranormal issues for which you may be covered. From haunted cars to cryptid caused injury, we're here for you!

The Supernatural Protection Company is an episodic comedy podcast about a world where paranormal occurrences are so commonplace you can just buy insurance for them! In a mix of fully scripted and improvised episodes, we learn about the quirks of this alternate reality through recorded phone calls with an SPC customer service agent, and all the nonsense that entails. New episodes monthly (usually)!

Created and produced by Saph the Something (xae/xem), a queer and disabled non-binary multimedia artist located in the Midwestern US.

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Episodes

Watermelon Flag - Wireland NOW

Hi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully ignore what is going on just because we are not in the middle of it. There is currently a genocide happening in Pal...

Nov 06, 2023•29 min

Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy

Dr. Marcus Williams calls to register his therapy practice for vampires as an in-network provider. Episode Transcript This episode was performed by Adam Robinson and Saph the Something Written and produced by Saph the Something You can hear more of Adam's work as a charming immortal in The Moon Crown , a weird-fiction cosmic horror show focused on Filipino mythology and some of the most interesting sound design around. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCp...

Sep 17, 2023•17 min•Ep. 8

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A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍ I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so ...

Apr 01, 2023•10 min

Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers

Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel. Episode Transcript This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax , a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend. Featuring the vocal talents of: Ty Von as Silas Beth Phung as Cassius Morgie Bee as Elizabeth Jules Christine as Alyx Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux and Saph the Something as the Agent Written by Ty Von and Saph the Somethin...

Dec 30, 2022•16 min•Ep. 7

Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter

John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction. CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty Episode Transcript Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something , based on a concept from Mr. Iron. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI: /saphthesomething The SPC Website YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protectio...

Nov 27, 2022•19 min•Ep. 6

K I L L FM

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest... K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky. Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com This special broadcast features (in order): Wireland Ranch , The Moon Crown , Echoes (In) Between , The Supernatural Protection Company , The Liminal Lands , Desert Skies , The Madness of Chartrulean ,...

Nov 01, 2022•1 hr 4 min

The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline

This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring! Episode Transcript Featuring the vocal talents of: David " Mr. Iron " Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8) Kimberley B...

Oct 29, 2022•11 min•Ep. 5

Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy

A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy. This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air . Episode Transcript Performed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something . Written and produced by Saph the Something . Nowhere, On Air: TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyratt KOFI: /nowhereonair Nowhere, On Air Website The Supernatural Protection Company: TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON...

Sep 30, 2022•13 min•Ep. 4

Claim #84931 - Package Protection

Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him. Episode Transcript Performed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something . Written and produced by Saph the Something , based on a concept by Kyle Sowa. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI: /saphthesomething The SPC Website YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company ...

Aug 28, 2022•11 min•Ep. 3

Claim #322856 - Melted Car

Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot. Episode Transcript Improvised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something , based on a concept by Firefly. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI: /saphthesomething The SPC Website YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company Artwork by Ash Leddy Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You...

Jul 24, 2022•15 min•Ep. 2

Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree

Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home. Episode Transcript Improvised by Grant Ravary and Saph the Something based on a concept by Grant Ravary. Produced by Saph the Something . TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI: /saphthesomething The SPC Website YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company A...

Jun 24, 2022•12 min•Ep. 1

The SPC Commercial

Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price! Here at The Supernatural Protection Company , it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind of other natural surprise comes your way. As the world's largest provider of paranormal insurance, ou...

Jun 23, 2022•2 min

On Hold - Pre-Launch Trailer

AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, and thank you for calling The Supernatural Protection Company, the world’s largest provider of paranormal insurance. Please stay on the line until one of our quality customer service agents is available to assist you. From haunted houses to hexed health, we here at The SPC believe you deserve quality assistance no matter the issue. We know you have options when it comes to your supernatural protection, and we thank you for choosing us! Our next available representative wi...

May 28, 2022•2 min

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