We're back with another fiery installment of our Mars Series—this time, we're venturing into the adventurous terrain of Mars in Sagittarius. Follow along as we dive deep into this breezy, friendly and optimistic placement. We’ll discuss—and maybe debate—whether Mars in Sag is more fight or flight and what exactly this can mean for the sign. As always we’re here to provide insights, share a few laughs and give you knowledgeable insight into this placement.
Nov 24, 2024•1 hr 10 min
In this autumnal ramble Mimí and Ciera dive into some very important topics such as: which signs are dog vs. cat people, which sign is making the best Thanksgiving dish, and which divination tools are the signs choosing. Everyone is encouraged to join in this fun astro ramble as well as let us know if you would choose to eat mashed potatoes made by a Virgo or by a Pisces...
Nov 17, 2024•1 hr 5 min
This week we're here to talk about BIG. PLANET. ENERGY. The Sun and Jupiter are the two most fiery planetary bodies in astrology, so get ready for some warm, blazing, (potentially explosive), and bright energy. This episode highlights the nature of sun energy, the nature of Jupiter energy, and how they interact with one another through a natal chart, transits, and synastry. As always in the aspects series, the aspects being discussed are when these two planets are conjunct, sextile, square, trin...
Nov 10, 2024•1 hr 1 min
We're back with another instalment of our Life Stages Series! Looking at the cyclical nature of astrology, there are certain transits that everyone experiences in their early 30s. Our early to mid 30s includes a lot of Jupiter and Lilith action, but also, most notably, the nodal grand cross. Whether you are coming up on this 30-35 age range, are currently experience it, or reflecting back, this episode aims to help explain the energies we all feel via transits on the collective journey through o...
Nov 03, 2024•45 min
Welcome to The Stars Made Me Murder annual spooky season episode! Ciera is joined by Kailin to discuss the notorious, chilling, and tragic case of Laci Peterson. While no one is actually blaming the stars for Scott Peterson's actions, there are many wild astrological alignments in this case to discuss, particularly with Amber Frey at her game-changing press conference. This case has shown us that the number one cause of death in pregnant women is by homicide, and it has also shown us how bravery...
Oct 27, 2024•1 hr 12 min
In this episode, we’re diving into the intense world of Mars in Scorpio—where passion, power, and secrets rule. Mars in Scorpio isn’t afraid to face challenges head-on, and honestly, they thrive on a little drama. We’ll talk about how this placement brings out the fearless side, but also why Mars in Scorpio is the master of ‘naked enemies’—no hiding, no sugarcoating, just raw, real confrontation. Tune in to get the full scoop on this fiery, transformative energy!
Oct 20, 2024•53 min
I pledge allegiance....to the BAND! One of the greatest movies of all time...The School of Rock is here to stick it to The Man. The entire movie brings us themes of Sagittarius vs Capricorn, and the characters seem to show us that through their stars! Join Ciera and Mimí analyze the characters and discuss the astrology of the actors in this cinematic gem. After all, the ROCK STARS made us do it!
Oct 13, 2024•48 min
Come join us for all things Venus! In this planet-focused episode we get into all of the concentrated information on Venus: how Venus shows up in your natal chart, what it represents, and its cycles. This episode also includes an overview of Venus through all 12 zodiac signs (for even more info on your specific Venus sign, check out all of our individual Venus episodes).
Oct 06, 2024•1 hr 18 min
We're back with another instalment of our Life Stages Series! Looking at the cyclical nature of astrology, there are certain transits that everyone experiences in their late 30s. Our mid to late 30s includes a Jupiter return, a first house profection year, as well as the exceptionally impactful nodal return. Whether you are coming up on this 36-40 age range, are currently experience it, or reflecting back, this episode aims to help explain the energies we all feel via transits on the collective ...
Sep 29, 2024•50 min
Happy Libra season! This episode is all about Mars in Libra (or the 7th house), which is a coming together of two very opposite energies. Mars is all about drive, physical movement, and what gets us hot (angry and horny). Libra is always striving for harmony, compromise, and partnership. While Mars is a confrontational energy, those with Mars in Libra are not fighting to win, they are fighting for fairness. Do you have Mars in Libra? Are you indecisive on whether or not you are decisive? Join us...
Sep 22, 2024•57 min
In this week’s ramble, we’re keeping it light and fun! We kick things off by pitting Cancer vs. Leo in an Olympic-style showdown—who’s taking home the gold in a zodiac soccer match? Then Mimí shares a hilarious story about a disgruntled thrifter, and we ask the real question: is Mimí the asshole? Plus, we break down which zodiac signs are most likely to cut the line (looking at you, Aries), and dive into the biggest pet peeves of the signs—from cracking knuckles to chewing loudly and even showin...
Sep 15, 2024•59 min
This week, we're diving into the dreamy (and sometimes tricky) world of Venus-Neptune aspects. Whether it's the super romantic conjunction, the easygoing sextile and trine, or the more challenging square and opposition, these aspects can either sweep you off your feet or leave you lost in a fog. We'll chat about how they show up in your natal chart, what to watch for during transits, and how they play out in relationships. It's like the Titanic of astrology—are you cruising smoothly or heading f...
Sep 08, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Welcome to The Life Stages Series! As astrology is so cyclical in nature (aka predictable), there are certain transits that we all experience at certain ages. In our mid-to-late 20s we experience both a Jupiter square and trine, some very notable Lilith transits, and the infamous Saturn Return. Whether you are coming up on this 25-30 age range, are currently experiencing it, or reflecting back, this episode aims to help explain the energies we all feel via transits on the collective journey thro...
Sep 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Happy Virgo season! Do you know or love a Mars in Virgo? Do YOU have Mars in Virgo? Mars is all about our drive, physical movement, and what gets us hot (angry and horny). Mars shows itself in dedicated, practical, and hardworking ways when expressed in the sign of Virgo. Working towards being detail-oriented without getting too slowed down by the small stuff, this placement sure appreciates when their work matters and is meticulously executed.
Aug 25, 2024•58 min
Mimí and Ciera are sidling up with some 90s nostalgia and analyzing the Lindsay Lohan masterpiece: The Parent Trap. Dissecting the astrology of twins is always fascinating, but even more so when they are played by one very convincing actress. Do you agree that both the parents in this movie are giving Venus vibes? Do you also like your Oreos with peanut butter? Would you rather swap lives in Napa Valley or London? Join us for a fun zodiac chat of this absolute classic!
Aug 18, 2024•34 min
Did you know that Tropical Astrology that many of us use is actually using planetary placements from over 1,500 years ago? And did you know that there are other sects of astrology that include a 13th sign? And who even is Ophiucus? Join Ciera and Mimí on their dive into another sect of astrology through the comparison of Tropical Astrology with Sidereal and Constellational Astrology.
Aug 11, 2024•41 min
Welcome to part three, the last part, of our Enneagram mini-series! Ciera and Mimí continue the Enneagram talk with an astrological lens, and this episode is all about The Head Triad. There are nine Enneagram personality types, and those nine personality types make up three triads. The third triad, The Head Triad, consists of Enneagram 5, 6, and 7. These types are driven by fear: 5s externalize it, 6s are internalize it, and 7s avoid it. Are any of these your Enneagram type? Do you agree that th...
Aug 04, 2024•55 min
Today’s episode is a ramble and honestly, is giving slum ber party vibes! From American Girl Dolls to Friend-Zoning to Truth or Dare, we’re here for the giggles and thoughtful reflection. Are you more of a Josefina or a Samantha? What genre book do you tend to go for? And what would you say are your favorite qualities about yourself? What was your favorite part of this ramble?
Jul 28, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Welcome to part two of our Enneagram mini-series! Mimí and Ciera continue the Enneagram talk with an astrological lens, and this episode is all about The Heart Triad. There are nine Enneagram personality types, and those nine personality types make up three triads. The second triad, The Heart Triad, consists of Enneagram 2, 3, and 4. These types operate from feeling (or shame): 2s externalize it, 3s are unaware of it, and 4s internalize it. Are any of these your Enneagram type? Do you agree that...
Jul 14, 2024•52 min
This week, Mimí and Ciera return to the Planet series in preparation for the upcoming FIFTH season of the podcast: Mars! In this episode, we discuss how Mars shows up in your natal chart, what it represents, it's cyclical nature, and what happens when it goes retrograde! So don't wait another second: take action and listen now!
Jul 07, 2024•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 1
We are here with Part 2 of our Saturn deep dive! This part focuses on Saturn through the signs. Mimí and Ciera continue the talk on all things Saturnian, including more talk on the infamous Saturn Return. Going through Saturn in each of the 12 zodiac signs, this episode covers what it looks like to have each Saturn placement, as well as what that Saturn placement aims to learn through their Saturn Return. If you picture your Saturn Return like a cartoon time machine...Saturn teaches us many less...
Jun 30, 2024•1 hr 12 min
Happy Cancer season and welcome to our FINAL Venus episode! Cancer Venus is a kind and family oriented sign that is constantly seeking security. While they are apt to ride the feelings wave, as all Cancer placements are wont to do, those with Venus in Cancer are exceptionally nurturing and devoted. Do you have Venus in Cancer? How are you affected when Venus is in the sign of Cancer? A big thank you to everyone who contributed to our Venus questionnaire this Venus season!...
Jun 23, 2024•53 min
Get ready for a Saturn deep dive! Ciera and Mimí are here to talk about everything Saturnian, including the infamous Saturn Return. What is your Saturn Return? What other Saturn cycles show up in your lifetime? If you have any questions about Saturn, this episode aims to answer it. One side restriction, one side reward, Saturn is the strict, but fair teacher that is here to make sure we learn our life-lessons. Speaking of sides...are you more of a Daddy Saturn or a Father Saturn? Stay tuned for ...
Jun 16, 2024•49 min
Welcome to our new mini-series! Ciera and Mimí bring astrology to another popular personality type: Enneagrams! There are nine Enneagram personality types, and those nine personality types make up three triads. The first triad we will be discussing is The Gut Triad. The three Enneagrams that make up the The Gut Triad are 8, 9, and 1. These types operate from fear: 8s externalize it, 9s ignore it, and 1s internalize it. Are any of these your Enneagram type? Do you agree that these three numbers h...
Jun 09, 2024•51 min
Rewind the clock to 2004 and jump into this Mean Girls analysis with us!! Mimí and Ciera discuss one of the most iconic millennial cinematic treasures of all time and do it through a lens of astrology! Do you agree that Regina's rage is fueled by an Aries moon? How about the rest of The Plastics? This analysis goes over the main characters (including Kevin G, obvi), as well as the legendary cast. Join us for this epic throwback, and stop trying to make 'fetch' happen...it's not going to happen....
Jun 02, 2024•46 min
Welcome back to our Aspects series where we are diving into aspects, aka the different relationships, between two planets. This episode is all about the moon and Mercury! The moon represents our emotional self and how we feel safe, and Mercury is our processing system. We can also look to BOTH of these 'planets' when it comes to memories- the moon being our emotional memories and Mercury being our logical memories. The different aspects we will be going over are: Moon conjunct Mercury, Moon sext...
May 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Happy Gemini season! Join Ciera and Mimí as they discuss the airy, mutable, intellectual Gemini Venus. Always bringing their charm and wit, these Venus signs are extremely entertaining and conversational. Wondering why Gemini Venus always gets a bad rep for being flaky or constantly seeking new relationships? Tune in for all the beautiful duality of these mercurial Venus signs!
May 19, 2024•59 min
Can you believe it?! In honor of the 200th TSMMDI episode, Ciera and Mimí are sharing YOUR feedback! Join us in discovering where all of our listeners are from, what episodes stand out as fan-faves, a final answer on the chocolate chip/raisin debate, and, naturally, what vegetables Mimí and Ciera would be. All of this and more on our TWO HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!
May 12, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Introducing our new series where we answer your astrology questions! In the first installment of our Q&A series, Mimí and Ciera discuss the void of course moon, the descendant, and the vertex. Tune in for more info on how the void of course moon is calculated and what it's used for, what our descendent can show us when it comes to the relationships in our life, and how our vertex can indicate destined relationships and fated meetings.
May 05, 2024•42 min
The Firestorm is reunited for this colorful ramble! Ciera, Martha, and Mimí start with a classic Am I The A**hole, go for another round of F*uck/Marry/Kill, and then artsy with some astro-coloring. Let us know if any of these rambles are too "blasé-faire" for you, and if you are a pants around the knees or ankles kind of person....
Apr 28, 2024•1 hr 11 min
