Let's get dreamy, fishes! Dive into the waters of Mercury in Pisces (or 12H) with us as we discuss how these natives take us for a spin and contradict how we see communication in the traditional sense. Pisces Mercuries process the world in a sensitive and poetic way, and we get to see a beautiful example of that in our Pisces Mercury guest, Donna. With the incredible ability to see and find connection in everything, while also processing through foggy conditions, Pisces Mercury (12H) is certainl...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min
It's ramble time! Crowd favorite Brooke, from Pisces season one interview, joins us for this ramble filled with dogs, math, am I the a**hole, and more! What dog breed best represents your sign? Are golden retrievers more Sagittarian or Cancerian? Is math the best or the literal worst? Join us for a classic firestorm ramble with a little extra Pisces spice.
Feb 19, 2023•47 min
Happy Valentine's Day! In celebration of love in all forms, we are talking about composite charts! For the first time ever as a unit, the Firestorm dives into composite charts and how they can be used to see how two people function in a relationship as a partnership. Using our amazing patron Sharon's chart, we talk about her and her partner, as well as ourselves and our partners. Come join us to chat about that lame thing called love (when you listen....you'll get it).
Feb 12, 2023•53 min
We are here and we are READY with part two of astrology archetypes! In this continued back to basics series, with the goal of going back to the beginning for newbies and experts alike, we explore the archetypes of Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Check out our previous archetypes episode for the first six signs of the zodiac, but REALLY check out both of them because you might be surprised with what archetypes you relate to!
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Get ready for some unconventional genius energy coming at you! Join Ciera, Mimí and Martha as we talk all about Aquarius Mercury! Never taking the traditional path, the way in which Aquarius Mercury natives process and express information is a fascinating deep dive. Stephan, Aquarius sun and Mercury, joins us to explain how he processes the world through this unconventional perspective lens. We get into all the good chats in this wacky, stimulating, insight-filled episode!
Jan 29, 2023•1 hr 34 min
Welcome to the first installment of our Back to Basics series! As the epic firestorm trio, Mimí, Ciera, and Martha have decided to go back to the basics for the beginners and experts alike. In this episode we dive into the archetypes of the first half of the zodiac (Aries through Virgo). By completely removing the personal aspects of the zodiac signs (aka the people we know with that sign), we are able to strictly look at the archetypes and gain a deeper understanding of each sign without biases...
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 5 min
We're back for another quality (in our opinions) ramble! In this ramble we dive into placidus versus whole sign charts and how placidus is more psychological and whole sign is more external. We also really get into it with reality TV...and somehow relate it to astrology. Mimí brings back the rulership game and Ciera totally won even though she said we're not keeping score....sorry Martha. Join us for an all around good and rambly time!
Jan 15, 2023•41 min
Coming at you with power, determination, and authority...let's dive into Mercury in Capricorn (or the 10th house). Whether a Capricorn, Sagittarius, or Aquarius, Capricorn Mercury's goal oriented and opportunistic ways show up in their communicating, thinking, learning, and processing of information. Our guest, Anna, helps us dive into the structure that Capricorn Mercury natives respect, as well as their appreciation for the history that objects and words hold. This episode brought many insight...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 36 min
Happy New Year! To start off the new year bright, Ciera, Martha, and Mimí are joined by Aquarian astrologer Hannah from Hannah's Elsewhere! We go over the 2023 astrological weather forecast- meaning the major transits coming our way this year. The three Mercury retrogrades will be happening in earth signs this year, the nodes will be shifting to Aries and Libra, among other notable events. Tune in to find out which upcoming energies will help us embrace our confidence and where our ideas and con...
Jan 01, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Happy happy holidays from the magical firestorm trio! In this quick holiday treat we go through all 12 signs and give them festive holiday activities or items. Do you agree that Taurus is the bringer of the eggnog? Are you an Aquarius and have you ever sported a glitter beard? Keeping it light and bright for this traditional Capricorn time of year!
Dec 25, 2022•26 min
Martha and Ciera here for another fantastical book analysis! In this episode we discuss the Cruel Prince series by Holly Black. All of the characters in this series are complex, fascinating, and deep...aka the perfect characters to zodiac analyze! What top three would you give to a fairy war-general? How about an arrogant prince that is secretly a softie? How about TWINS that couldn't be more different? Come join us in this magical, dark, incredible world of the Cruel Prince!
Dec 18, 2022•53 min
Join us for our fourth and final (for now...) installment of our asteroid mini-series! Pallas, also known as Pallas Athene (aka Athena) is just as complex and incredible as her name. Pallas helps us examine our fears when it comes to success, and also obliterates the concept of stereotypical gender roles. Goddess of wisdom, war strategy, creative intelligence, AND, believe it or not, healing through astrology...there's so much to dive into with this asteroid!
Dec 11, 2022•55 min
In this ramble we introduce a new rankings segment where we rank all 12 zodiac signs on a scale from silly to serious (do you agree with our lists?). We do some deep diving into some Nadir talk, and step up on stage for some Midheaven talk. With a little Gemini/Capricorn compatibility talk, as well as some classic Martha-isms, this ramble is filled with all the astro goodness!
Dec 04, 2022•59 min
Here with some blunt honesty for everyone...this episode is all about Mercury in Sagittarius! While never accused of honing in on the fine details...Sagittarius Mercury encompasses the classic optimistic and playful energies we are used to thinking of with Sag placements, but expanded even further when it comes to truth seeking, conceptualizing, and living by personal morals and ethics. Mimí, Martha and Ciera (Sag Mercury!) share all the Sagittarian truths and interview Wanessa on her thoughts a...
Nov 27, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Happy Birthday Ciera! In this episode Mimí and Martha go over Ciera's progressions and solar return for the upcoming year. We reflect on last year's reading and how those predictions came to fruition, and Martha tells Ciera to buckle up with this solar return moon in Scorpio...
Nov 25, 2022•50 min
It's the third installment of our asteroid series and today the three of us are chatting Juno! Juno is the Roman goddess of commitment and marriage, but also of betrayal and infidelity. (You might also know her as Hera from Greek mythology.) Your Juno placement is known for pointing you to how and where you will meet your partner, as well as what commitment looks like for you in a relationship. All three of our Juno signs totally checked out for how we met our partners...how about you?
Nov 13, 2022•49 min
Welcome readers to an analysis episode of the FABULOUS book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid! Ciera and Martha discuss Evelyn Hugo, all 7 of her husbands, as well as some other key characters. Do you agree with the calculating Virgo energy we see from Evelyn? A spoiler alert is definitely in effect here! Let us know your thoughts on these deep an interesting characters, as well as your Mercury placement and your speed-reading level!
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr 7 min
It's time for another ramble! This week, Mimí and Ciera keep it spooky themed with a round of the Rulership Game (let us know your score!), what placements to look at for ghost-lovers, and a good solid ramble about Pluto through the generations. Packed with some good info, chuckles, and a small portion of butt astrology, it's a ramble to remember! Don't forget to tag us in any photos of Halloween costumes and gives us the deets on your chart.
Oct 30, 2022•43 min
Put on your detective hats because we're looking at you, Scorpio Mercury! Beyond inquisitive and perceptive, this placement is a sure one for discovering everyone's secrets (Gretchen Wieners, we're looking at you!) Join us as we discuss a myriad of Scorpio topics and interview Martha's very own cousin who has a knack for getting to the bottom of things. Do you have Mercury in Scorpio? Let us know!
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 25 min
A spooky season classic...join Ciera and Mimí analyze the characters and cast of Hocus Pocus AND Hocus Pocus 2! Were you as triggered by Gilbert as Mimí was? Did you also dress up as a witch or mummy as a child? Do you agree with our astro thoughts on the Sanderson Sisters? Does Billy Butcherson also give you Gemini vibes? Tune in and let us know!
Oct 16, 2022•57 min
This week, we continue riding on the Asteroid Train and bring you some researched information on Vesta: the asteroid of inner success. Join us as we discuss how we embody accomplishment and where we seek pleasure as well as how to use Vesta's feminine urge to commit and succeed. Don't know anything about the asteroids? Not to worry, we're all learning!
Oct 09, 2022•49 min
We're back atcha with a fab segment of "Am I the A**hole," as well as some INSTRUMENTAL astro-talk! Both light and deep, as always, the firestorm trio is here for the laughs this episode and also here for the intense talk. Are you a fellow Scorpio moon who doesn't want the light to shine on their emotions? Where is it you find yourself hiding and where is Scorpio in your chart? All these good questions and more in our latest astro ramble!
Oct 02, 2022•53 min
This week, Join Mimí and Ciera as we discuss Mercury in Libra (as well as introduce a new concept called Butt Astrology 🤣🙈 ) Take a shot of water every time we use the word harmony because talking about Libra, you know we had to touch on the topic of balance! Also meet Bri, our social justice warrior interviewee, as we contradict the beliefs that Libras are quiet and non-confrontational.
Sep 25, 2022•1 hr 11 min
In this episode we talk all about Ceres! Ceres is one of the four major asteroids that represent different aspects of the feminine spirit. Ceres rules fertility, agriculture, caregiving, grief, self-care, and much more. We really unlock the power behind the ROOT of our need for self care in this episode. Join us for another educational deep dive that is veryyyy easy (and beneficial) to get sucked into...
Sep 18, 2022•47 min
Join Ciera and Martha as we discuss the ridiculously popular novel "It Ends With Us" by Colleen Hoover. What. A. Book. We both devoured this book and relived it in this episode with an astrological lens! We discuss all of the main characters, what zodiac traits they exhibited in the book, and came to some great astrological insights. Jump down the rabbit hole with us as we get into it with our first official novel analysis! Fans of Colleen Hoover you do NOT want to miss this one! Spoiler alert i...
Sep 11, 2022•38 min
We're back with another rambly ramble! Mimí introduces another amazing segment: The Rulership Game! Join us guess what planet/sign rules rainbows, tantrums, and much more. We also skim the surface of the absolutely fascinating topic of dispositors, and compare the three sings of each element to see which ones stand out most in our minds. What sign are you and what signs were you raised by? All good questions and more during this ramble!
Sep 04, 2022•45 min
This week's topic: Black Moon Lilith. Join us as we discuss how to find Lilith in your chart, what she means, and how to manage her energy. Lilith brings up a feminine fire in all of us and, being the fire trio that we are, you are sure to hear some strong opinions about sexuality, feminist thoughts, and how women are being represented in today's society.
Aug 28, 2022•57 min
This week, we're chatting all things Virgo! But more specifically.... Mercury in Virgo. Join us in this episode as we discuss how we perceive Virgo's need for purity, order, and desire to serve others. Definitely a complex sign to wrap your head around, this one is chock full of information and experience!
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 36 min
This week, join us as we ramble about a plethora of subjects including a new segment from Mimí, camping and the 12th house, looking at your chart for past lives, and much more! We absolutely love chatting astrology in every way. From driving habits to mental health, let us know your favorite part of this week's ramble!
Aug 14, 2022•1 hr 5 min
This week, we’re giving our listeners a peek at what a solar return reading looks like (while exposing Martha in the meantime!) It’s our favorite Leo’s birthday and we’re here to make predictions using Profections and Solar Return Charts! Come join us as we celebrate the in-depth beauty that is Martha and the magical year she is beginning today!
Aug 07, 2022•59 min
