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The Starlight Megaphone

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The Starlight Megaphone covers video game news, playthroughs, and reviews. Our panelists have decades of experience in being occasionally entertaining whilst working at internet gaming news websites.
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Episodes

TSM Episode 830: Australia Online

Caspius and SiliconNooB end the current Bravely Default playthrough and announce the next game so featured, and they prepare for the opening of Gamescom 2025 with a review of the conference schedule—and a discussion of how the 'internet' worked in 1990. Continue reading

Aug 18, 20251 hr 9 min

TSM Episode 829: For the Children

Caspius and SiliconNooB review the latest My Mario announcements, including a wooden block set that doubles as Amiibo, before looking forward to the selection of unreleased titles reported to be playable at Gamescom 2025—and a future Nintendo Direct. Continue reading

Aug 11, 20251 hr 1 min

TSM Episode 828: Complexity and Blather

Caspius and SiliconNooB review the announcements from the latest Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase, speculate about Nintendo's participation at GamesCom, and consider the failure of games with systems that are either too complex or too spartan. Continue reading

Aug 04, 20251 hr 53 min

TSM Episode 827: Two Dry Frogs

Caspius and SiliconNooB await an increasingly inevitable Nintendo Direct, extending the Bravely Default playthrough and giving them time to discuss Atari, the changing industry roles of Sony and Microsoft, and Hajime Tabata's flight from certain doom. Continue reading

Jul 28, 20251 hr 26 min

TSM Episode 826: Going Bananzas

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the biggest Switch release of the month--Donkey Kong Bananza--at least, before the forthcoming Nintendo Pokemon Showcase and the long-expected but hitherto still unconfirmed Nintendo Direct for the second half of 2025. Continue reading

Jul 21, 20251 hr 5 min

TSM Episode 825: Fake Out Battle System

Caspius and SiliconNooB put on their best Rumplestiltzkin act, spinning straw into news, with talk of Nintendo's game vouchers, a remake of School Days, games new and old from IntiCreates, and the very best titles skimmed from the Top of the Plops. Continue reading

Jul 14, 20251 hr 24 min

TSM Episode 824: Fired Up

Caspius and SiliconNooB compare cricket fortunes before turning their attention to the complexity of international labour: Microsoft is in the news again, this time sacking thousands more workers and closing game studios to become 'stronger than ever'. Continue reading

Jul 07, 20251 hr 4 min

TSM Episode 823: Return of The Plop

Caspius is reduced to playing games whilst wearing pince-nez, only to find himself further aggravated by SiliconNooB refusing to take the mandatory Starlight Megaphone supplemental training: a Nintendo Switch 'listening and connexion-building game'. Continue reading

Jun 30, 20251 hr 19 min

TSM Episode 822: A Good Old-Fashioned Kicking

Caspius and SiliconNooB set aside their praise of Bravely Default and good cheer about the Switch 2 before turning down the podcast dial labelled 'NICE' in order to deliver the Starlight Megaphone's speciality: a thorough, vigorous Square-Enix beatdown. Continue reading

Jun 23, 20251 hr 38 min

TSM Episode 821: Cozy Karts

Caspius and SiliconNooB enthuse about the Nintendo Switch 2, tempering their positivity with a few critiques of some of the system's minor shortcomings, before moving on to the latest announcements in what promises to be a banner year for JRPG fans. Continue reading

Jun 16, 20251 hr 10 min

TSM Episode 820: Introducing the Switch 2

Caspius and SiliconNooB rejoice, celebrate, and otherwise enthuse about the triumphant launch of the Switch 2, and the bevy of fantastic game announcements that have followed in its wake, including releases of Final Fantasy Tactics and Mina the Hollower. Continue reading

Jun 09, 20251 hr 20 min

TSM Episode 819: Farewell the Switch

Caspius and SiliconNooB bid farewell to the Switch—although they expect that its sales will be considerable for years to come—as they await the arrival of the Nintendo Switch 2, complete with an official list of compatibility for hardware and software. Continue reading

Jun 02, 202542 min

TSM Episode 818: The Watchmaker Cometh

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the aesthetic merits of Bravely Default's visuals and music, praise the highly-regarded (and free) expansion to Sea of Stars, and share a derisory giggle at the latest grim tidings from the greedy director of 4derlands. Continue reading

May 26, 202551 min

TSM Episode 817: Free Upgrades

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the many games that will receive free graphical, performance, and GameShare upgrades on the Nintendo Switch 2, before digging into the leftover avalanche of news, and closing with a gaming moment that happens live! Continue reading

May 19, 20251 hr 26 min

TSM Episode 816: Fun with Numbers

In a Plop fraught with strife, discord, and random numbers, SiliconNooB asks Caspius what it is, only to discover that a mountain of digits and terse grammatical explanations stand between him and any possibility of understanding the meaning of it. Continue reading

May 12, 20251 hr 2 min

TSM Episode 815: Horii Trigger

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the explosive rumours surrounding Yuji Horii's appearance at Napoli ComicCon, before delving into a news deluge so deep and so expansive that despite their best efforts it simply cannot be addressed in a single episode. Continue reading

May 05, 202553 min

TSM Episode 814: Duelling Preorders

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the state of preorders for the Nintendo Switch 2, commiserate about the new appointment of the Candy Crush King to the role of Discord CEO, and skim the surface of The Plop, which this week contains at least one good game. Continue reading

Apr 28, 20251 hr 6 min

TSM Episode 813: Tanked

Caspius and SiliconNooB close out the Suikoden Playthroughs Revisited and launch the Lunar: Eternal Blue playthrough, before confirming the North American pre-order date and price for the Switch 2, along with the increased prices of Switch 2 peripherals. Continue reading

Apr 21, 20251 hr 1 min

TSM Episode 812: The JRT Strikes Back

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the conclusion of the the Suikoden playthrough, the imminent arrival of the Lunar: Eternal Blue playthrough, and the imposition and relaxation of tariffs and their combined effects on the impending release of the Switch 2. Continue reading

Apr 14, 20251 hr 1 min

TSM Episode 811: Eating Crow

SiliconNooB has to eat some crow when his grossly incorrect and blatantly false predictions of a late autumn Switch 2 release fail to come to pass, proving Caspius right, once again, about Nintendo's always-blindingly-obvious spring release schedule. Continue reading

Apr 07, 20251 hr 14 min

TSM Episode 810: Lemon Castle

Caspius of Lemon Castle and SiliconNooB of Lime Castle discuss the ongoing Suikoden playthrough, and the first of two Nintendo Directs scheduled for the spring, including the surprise announcement (and instant release) of SaGa Frontier 2 Remastered. Continue reading

Mar 31, 202549 min

TSM Episode 809: Brain Games

Caspius and SiliconNooB continue the Suikoden playthrough, fall asleep during Xenoblade Chronicles X, predict a Switch 2 Direct that will blow the bloody doors off, and skim the top of a fun-and-relaxing-brain-training-game-filled issue of The Plop. Continue reading

Mar 24, 20251 hr

TSM Episode 808: Nicecast

Caspius and SiliconNooB are enthusiastic about the Suikoden I and II HD Remasters, positive about the return of Blizzcon, optimistic about the sale of Niantic's gaming division, and brimming over with good cheer at the rumours of a Microsoft handheld. Continue reading

Mar 17, 202551 min

TSM Episode 807: Suikoden Steps

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the Suikoden Broadcast, including a host of Suikoden-themed announcements: a mobile JRPG, a dramatic production, a new anime, a manga adaptation, an orchestral concert, and tie-ins with restaurants and other merchandise. Continue reading

Mar 10, 202549 min

TSM Episode 806: A Century of Pokemon

Caspius and SiliconNooB close out the playthrough of The Messenger, discuss the latest news from the Pokemon Direct, anticipate what Konami's Suikoden Broadcast might entail, and puzzle over what the gameplay of Keita Takahashi's To a T might involve. Continue reading

Mar 03, 20251 hr 17 min

TSM Episode 805: Blandpire Hunter

Caspius and SiliconNooB sift a paucity of news and engage in lengthy philosophical discussions, but still find themselves compelled to The Plop, which is filled to the brim with exceptionally bland offerings, including a verbose and vampiric visual novel. Continue reading

Feb 24, 20251 hr 13 min

TSM Episode 804: Robot-Adjacent Gameplay

Caspius and SiliconNooB navigate a news deluge, beginning with a 225-page long slideshow about the state of the gaming industry, before moving on to a Plopless examination of Sony's State of Play, and its overwhelming number of robot-adjacent games. Continue reading

Feb 17, 20251 hr 22 min

TSM Episode 803: BeefCat

Caspius and SiliconNooB are gifted with a playthrough of The Messenger and a veritable buffet of news, yet they still cannot find a way to avoid recourse to The Plop and one of the more peculiar concepts that they have ever encountered there: BeefCat. Continue reading

Feb 10, 20251 hr 6 min

TSM Episode 802: Ubi-News

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the ongoing playthough of The Messenger before moving on to a genuine news deluge, complete with the latest Squeenix silliness, and the arrival of real consequences for Electronic Arts, Ubisoft, and even Sony Interactive. Continue reading

Feb 03, 202553 min

TSM Episode 801: Ninjacast

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the merits of ninjas in games from the 1980s to the present day, whilst also reviewing their first-week experiences with The Messenger, and a bevy of ninja-themed games recently announced, released, or re-released. Continue reading

Jan 27, 20251 hr 23 min
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