Welcome to the Squacklecast Quarterly, a pish posh upper scale podcast. You have your daily podcasts, your weekly podcasts, etc. Well, we are apparently some sort of “quarterly” podcast. We talk about the government shutdown, Metal Gear Solid, and what we talked about the last podcast. A general discussion about Aquaman, Justice League, Star Wars, Star Trek, Transformers, etc. New movies vs. old movies discussion talking about how movies are structured nowadays. We had some sort of technical iss...
Dec 30, 2018•53 min
It’s hot. We talk about lots of movies again. We explore the Quiznos/MoviePass relationship and revel in how MoviePass is somehow still in business. Avengers: Infinity War, Mission Impossible: Fallout, Fast & Furious franchise all come up. I did a “Denzel Washington marathon” of sorts where I saw four of his movies in a row. We talk about his best movie, Ricochet, which includes this amazing scene: There’s also a new Star Trek with Patrick Stewart being developed. OMIGOD We also talk about o...
Aug 05, 2018•1 hr
This episode has it all! Ass! Titties! Porn parody crossovers! MORE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Toys R Us store-visiting experiences!!! We talk about the general concept of shared universes and crossovers. There’s a general lack of crossovers nowadays, and I think the idea that Alien, Blade Runner, and Soldier all being in the same universe is a dandy one. Thanks Ridley Scott! The new Jersey Shore reunion is a topic of discussion. And there’s a Star...
Apr 08, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Wow, another podcast in the same year as another one?!? We talk about what we are going to talk about. Unfortunately we have some recording issues, with dropping out and connections I guess, so sorry for that. Pacific Rim Uprising is what we discuss at the beginning since it is out this weekend. We talk about reviews and how it compares to transformers. then we talk about transformers and actors who appear in this sort of movie. We then go into about Comedians becoming dramatic actors and dramat...
Mar 25, 2018•57 min
Hi there! We have a podcast? Oh, right we do… well get ready for the POST-OSCARS OSCARS 2018 TRAILERS GUIDE!!! WITH THE SQUACKLECAST!!! This is Peak Squacklecast right here folks. Or is it “Pique?” We talk about The Oscars, and how we would improve it. A pear is also involved at multiple times. We talk about the movies we did and didn’t see during The Oscars. There are other things too, I guess. I sort of forgot at this point. We also do a quick recap on Black Panther, our likes and dislikes. I ...
Mar 11, 2018
This episode has it all! Self-reflection! Net Neutrality! Justice League! Star Wars: The Last Jedi! Fuck my life!! I thought this year was supposed to have good movies! Instead we just got fuuuuuuuucked. Fuck you Ajit Pai! Fuck you Rian Johnson! Go watch Blade Runner 2049. It was the only one worth watching this year. The post Squacklecast Episode 33 – “Star Wars: The Last Shit I Give” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Dec 24, 2017
Another year has passed, and for some reason we finally remembered to do a Squacklecast! Lots of things have changed, and we talk mostly about Wonder Woman, Batman, and Twin Peaks. We talk about MTV, Ryan Seacrest’s dildos, how Carson Daly will share a burrito with you, and a 15 minute long awkward “ending” to this week’s podcast. Since my old iMac finally was booted from having an up to date version of Skype, I had to record on my new computer with a new configuration. We might sound a little d...
Aug 19, 2017
Wow its been like 3 or 4 months since the last one? Well, here’s another SQUACKLECAST. We talk about how much I hate having “fun” on the 4th of July weekend. X-Men Apocalypse and Warcraft are the main topics otherwise. Pixar’s Finding Dory is out, we haven’t seen it, but we talk about how hard it is for us to say which Pixar movies we actually really like for some reason. Who actually asked for a sequel to Finding Nemo anyway? Clifford the Big Red Dog is also coming to the big screen. Michael Ba...
Jul 02, 2016
Episode 30 is here! And I made a new song! Maybe?? I don’t know what it’s going to sound like as I’m typing this, so maybe you’ll like it. – For the first hour or so we catch up about what we’ve been watching (like Daredevil) and a couple of other events. I talk about how I was able to kill 3 crickets within 30 seconds or so. We talk primarily about two things, Screening Room which a service that would allow you to watch new movies “day of” in the home. and for the second hour or so…BATMAN V SUP...
Mar 28, 2016
Hey everyone! Sorry for the long break, but we’re finally back with a new Squacklecast. This time we talk a little bit about the reason behind using aliases on the web site as well as the inspiration/explanation behind the current theme song for the 3rd set of Squacklecasts. I’ll be debuting a new song for the 4th set (Episodes 30 through 39) with Episode 30. With David Bowie ‘s passing this month, we go into David Bowie ‘s career and what movies/music we personally have interest in when it come...
Jan 24, 2016
Episode 28! Happy Founder’s Day everyone! It has been 22 years since anyone last cared about it, but TODAY is the day we do! Today we have Unnamedhero joining us on the show. – We talk about the Angry Birds movie trailer a bit, which leads to a discussion about reality shows, somehow. – The … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 28 – “So Long, Mr. Boner” → The post Squacklecast Episode 28 – “So Long, Mr. Boner” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Sep 27, 2015
Wow! I don’t know who keeps making these Squacklecasts, but they keep getting made. – We talk about ABC Family’s Harry Potter marathon a bit and which ones we like overall. Also we realize how we can’t remember what happens in which one or what they’re called. Comic Con 2015 began and ended in a … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 27 – “How to Eat Grilled Cheese” → The post Squacklecast Episode 27 – “How to Eat Grilled Cheese” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Jul 26, 2015
It’s another Squacklecast! We talk about the following — 3 Big game announcements – Fallout 4 Announced XCOM 2 Announced And also Heroes of the Storm released! (I’ve been playing it a lot) – We talk about how games adapt to movies and how many of them don’t do what gamers actually want out … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 26 – “Haters of the Boll” → The post Squacklecast Episode 26 – “Haters of the Boll” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Jun 12, 2015
Hey all! We talk about lots of stuff today, including Japanese game shows, Mad Max: Fury Road and lots of upcoming/canceled TV shows this year. We don’t talk about any Mad Max spoilers really until we accidentally let some slip, so we don’t talk about Mad Max until about the 25 minute mark. Here are … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 25 – “Mad Max: Spoiler Road” → The post Squacklecast Episode 25 – “Mad Max: Spoiler Road” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
May 17, 2015
Hey all! Welcome to Squackle.com: The Record of Human History. Today on the Squacklecast we talk about: Stripper stories and strip clubs. Some random “funny-concept” games like Goat Simulator and I Am Bread. We talk about the following trailers: Ant-Man: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Avengers: Star Wars: We talk about a long list … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 24 – “Starvenger Warman v R2-D2” → The post Squacklecast Episode 24 – “Starvenger Warman v R2-D2” first appeared on Squack...
Apr 19, 2015
Happy Pi/Pee Day, everyone. There is this video that Billy was talking about, I don’t know why I even watched it as it was kind of terrible. I go on a rant about month-long commemorative holidays, similar to an opinion article I wrote in the past. Month long Zombie Awareness Month is this coming May … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 23 – “Episode 23.14159265359” → The post Squacklecast Episode 23 – “Episode 23.14159265359” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Mar 15, 2015
On this special Valentine’s Day episode of the Squacklecast, we take a hard look at what makes Valentine’s Day tick in our personal lives. A hate for Candy Hearts and no luck with girls doesn’t prevent us from giving you, our listeners, the very best in dating advice that one can offer when they have … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 22 – “U Is My Luv” → The post Squacklecast Episode 22 – “U Is My Luv” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Feb 15, 2015
Hey everybody! We recorded a “Year-End Review” Squacklecast towards the end of 2014. Then things happened and I didn’t have a chance to post it! So now you can listen to something we recorded two weeks ago! How cool is that? We talk about what was good about 2014, I think. We also talk about … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 21 – “The Week-Late Year-End Review” → The post Squacklecast Episode 21 – “The Week-Late Year-End Review” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net!...
Jan 08, 2015
HEY WHATS THIS?? It is a new Squacklecast. When I was naming this episode, I thought I was so clever, calling it “The Empire Skypes Back” due to our issues with Skype that we had during the recording that I discovered this little gem: Anyway, this Squacklecast we had the Unnamedhero, also known … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 20 – “The Empire Skypes Back” → The post Squacklecast Episode 20 – “The Empire Skypes Back” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Dec 07, 2014
October 18 is Squackle’s Anniversary!!!!!!!! It is now 15 years old!!!! Holy shit, does anyone even care??? As a special celebration, special guest and special friend of Squackle.com, Charlie Sheen is with us today for a special Squacklecast! – The following is also talked about: Halloween and Halloween movies. We go over Rotten Tomatoes’ list … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 19 – “The 18th 15th Anniversary Special Edition” → The post Squacklecast Episode 19 – “The 18th 15th Anniversary S...
Oct 19, 2014
This episode we talk about that LEAKED AVENGERS COMIC CON VIDEO you have heard all about!!!!! There’s also talk of Guardians of the Galaxy, movies from 1995, and several other fantastic things, like all of the things you see in the following pictures: See you next time!!!! The post Squacklecast Episode 18 – “Leaked Avengers Comic Con Video” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Aug 03, 2014
This episode we talk about sexy Asians and how cute their feet are. We also talk about all of these hot Asian girls in this post here: And we talk about X-Men: Days of Future Past. The post Squacklecast Episode 17 – “Sexy Asian Girl Feet” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! .
Jun 08, 2014
Welcome to what could be said is “Season 2” of the Squacklecast! The main things to link here are: We talked about lots of other stuff, like: The Coachella line up. Facebook buying Oculus The Avengers, X-Men, and Spider-Man movies, as well as the DC comic book properties. There’s toooo many Whedon’s on my … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 16 – “The 1.5 Year Hiatus” → The post Squacklecast Episode 16 – “The 1.5 Year Hiatus” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Mar 30, 2014
Hey folks! We’re back after a mini-hiatus. We failed at coaxing our only previous guest from attending this podcast, so we catch up with the freelancing gig I’m doing tomorrow instead. And it looks like its going to be a disaster! Just like the rest of this week’s episode… full of technical problems! Technically the … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 15 – “Crappy Movies Under the Stars” → The post Squacklecast Episode 15 – “Crappy Movies Under the Stars” first appeared on Squackle.com! The ...
Oct 01, 2012
Welcome to the “try-weekly” episode of the Squacklecast. This week we talk about this super sappy and emotional dog food commercial that will make anyone have a tear come to their eye because they’ve been puking their guts out at how much it makes you sick: Another thing, is that they’re preparing Mac and Cheese … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 14 – “An Eternity of Dog Food Commercials” → The post Squacklecast Episode 14 – “An Eternity of Dog Food Commercials” first appeared on Squackle.c...
Aug 27, 2012
The Squacklecast is back from yet another hiatus to recap the Olympics! Well, only some parts of it. – The best highlight of the Olympics? Of course that goes to Carmelo Anthony receiving a nut punch. – Soccer on the international level is grade A bullshit. No wonder the whole world loves it because they’re … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 13 – “About the Olympics or Something” → The post Squacklecast Episode 13 – “About the Olympics or Something” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funni...
Aug 13, 2012
BE ADVISED: THERE ARE DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS IN THIS PODCAST! DO NOT PLAY IT IF YOU CARE TO WATCH THE MOVIE — This week we talk about Dark Knight Rises! IT’S NOT A CAR!!!! – Dark Knight Rises took a couple of queue’s from the 1960’s Batman for the main “threat” apparently… – Bane’s … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 12 – “It’s Not a Car. It’s a Squacklecast.” → The post Squacklecast Episode 12 – “It’s Not a Car. It’s a Squacklecast.” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on ...
Jul 23, 2012
Hey everyone! Did you like the new rap song I made? Dinosaur Habitat and DJ Davy A are my alternate nicknames for music creation. – Anyway, this week we scratch the surface of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise marriage split! 5 Years is a long time for a marriage that wasn’t going to work. – Just … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 11 – “Team Cruise vs. Team Jesus” → The post Squacklecast Episode 11 – “Team Cruise vs. Team Jesus” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Jul 01, 2012
This week we become overly insensitive assholes (moreso than usual? Or maybe not at all!) and lambast a girl over the 70+ e-mails that she has sent out in the past 6 months regarding shift covers. It is truly an art form in itself when you have TO GUILT TRIP YOUR WHOLE DEPARTMENT INTO COVERING … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 10 – “The Art of Covering Shifts” → The post Squacklecast Episode 10 – “The Art of Covering Shifts” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Jun 24, 2012
Summer movies are in full swing, and this time we take a look at Prometheus as well as the upcoming summer schedule of movies. Its a big year for super heroes but not much else to get excited about. WARNING: THERE ARE SOME PROMETHEUS SPOILERS! You can skip to about a third of the way … Continue reading Squacklecast Episode 9 – “We Make Them Only to Kill Them” → The post Squacklecast Episode 9 – “We Make Them Only to Kill Them” first appeared on Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net! ....
Jun 18, 2012
