The South Woke Podcast - podcast cover

The South Woke Podcast

Bean Bag Studioswww.beanbagstudios.biz
Live (ish) from Holly Springs... Erin, Jason, and Anthony got your weekly (and sometimes daily) dose of laughter, banter, quirky observations, and shit to complain about around South Wake County and beyond. We live here. We get it... sort of.
Last refreshed:
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Download Metacast podcast app
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episodes

Ep. 21: Mason Dixon Game & Tom Cleanse

We give the business to the inventor of the juice cleanse, Tom Cleanse, and play a new game that compares lingo from above and below the Mason-Dixon line. Speaking of cleanses, we also take a little diversion into a debate over the hygenic properties (or lack there of) of bidets! Stay woke...

Aug 02, 202038 min

Ep. 20: Erin in the "A" Chair

With Jason and Anthony overrun and overstressed, Erin took the baton and the "A" chair to drive the bus for an episode. Anthony's podding in a bathrobe and Jason's shoving nuts into his mouth. Let the comedy ensue...

Jun 28, 202029 min

Ep. 19: Contactless Delivery

It's a potpourri of you guessed it - quarantine takes and the edge of insanity. Why are the Wassup Guys back in my life?? Why do we "give two shits" and who are we giving them to? Jason questions the legitimacy of gummy vitamins vs the hard stuff and the douchebaggery of fake doctorate degrees.

Jun 15, 202046 min

Ep. 18: Binge-o de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo fell way of the "19" along with everything else this year, and all anyone's doing is binging everything in sight, going blind, and gaining weight. The SWP crew is here to fuel that fire! Let's get into all the shows and movies we're recommending, what universally loved movies have you never seen or just "don't get?" Bands, Food, and more.... Let's get woke y'all!

May 30, 202057 min

Ep. 17: Sweat. Dry. Repeat.

No, that's not the name of a new Tom Cruise sci-fi pic. It's the crazy topic of "re-sweat" and how it impacts B.O.... another conversation you never knew you needed to dive into with the SWP crew. Jason makes his case for the pre-bedtime deodorant swipe, Erin ponders the concept of an under-boob deodorant, and Anthony reveals his grooming approach for a virtual zoom date!

May 29, 202047 min

Ep. 16: Pandemic Buy-Back Fantasy Draft

We've had a lot of shit taken away from us during the pandemic - haircuts, dating, movie theaters, restaurants, etc. - so we decided to buy some of it back... fantasy draft style!

May 06, 202057 min

Ep. 15: Tiger King!

It's a super special episode, as we've got guests joining us in the zoom studio to break down America's favorite quarantine guilty pleasure... Tiger King! Strip in and strap 'em on!

Apr 25, 202046 min

Ep.14: Quarantine Dream Teams

IF you could pick any three people to be quarantined with, who would it be and why? One catch - you have to choose someone who's dead, someone who's alive, and one fictional character. Play along with the South Woke crew...

Apr 18, 202040 min

Ep. 13: Love is Blind

We binged one of our quarantine quilty pleasures - Netflix's "Love is Blind" and we podded about it! Grab the bud lights and pino grigio and dig in!

Apr 10, 202043 min

Ep. 12: Boober Eats

As the quarantine continues, we keep podding through zoom, just for you!... This week we discuss the new home delivery businesses that may or may not be popping up out of the new lockdown life. What's going to happen to the current and future states of all of our favorite local businesses in South Wake County, and our predictions on when Trump is going to pull us out of this mess. ;)

Mar 29, 202040 min

Ep. 11: The Quarantine Episode!

We're self-quarantined inside Bean Bag Studios, pumping the Purell, and talking all things Coronovirus!! Woo-hoo, let the hijinks commence! While we do briefly discuss which Steely Dan album had the song "COVID 19" on it (4:40), we move on to other things, including the hot mess that is sweeping the Netflix world... "Love is Blind" (6:45). Then, the crazy toilet paper hoarders make an appearance in a round of America's favorite game... "Who Sucks More?" (10:26). Anthony presents one of our all t...

Mar 13, 202032 min

Ep. 10: Sticky Crystals & Shamrock Trees

After a brief hiatus, we're back with a little public bathroom conversation etiquette right out of the gate. Erin explains the quirky differences between Fuquay AND Varina - yes, they are two places! (3:30). Jason gives a rundown of the latest new businesses coming to Holly Springs, and the gang reacts in all the most inappropriate ways (9:22). The new AT&T store finds its way into this week's "Why are you still in my life?" segment (10:41). We give Dunkin' the treatment for removing the wor...

Mar 10, 202040 min

Ep. 9: Dude Flicks, Formal-GATE, and Promposals

We open this week's show with the usual pleasantries, including Erin wondering why there are never tacos in the studio for Taco Tuesday. We then dive into the pros and cons of 3-in-1 shower products and the "painters' palette of lathering" (3:30). Anthony shares a coffee porter recommendation in his "local brew of the week" (9:21). Erin pretends to be interested in Jason & Anthony's review of "1917" and discuss the existence of a "dude flick" genre and the future of bars inside movie theater...

Feb 25, 202037 min

Ep. 8: "Erin Not Lisa" & a cat named Kevin Jones

It's the debut of SWP's new co-host... Erin (not Lisa) Smith!! If you listen to her voice and her hot takes, and you still think she sounds like a Lisa... that's on you. We gab about why foods make the best pet names, why you need to stalk the Cousin's Maine Lobster Truck immediately, the best (Impossible) burger in South Wake County, local beers, why Aldi charges to use their shopping carts, some call outs, some shout outs, and gobs and gobs more. Let's get WOKE!

Feb 08, 202034 min

Ep. 6: Wish Lists & Fredo the Elf

Christmas season in the south is in full swing!... and we stir up some memories of retro toys from our wish lists of Christmas past and present. Then we ask some serious questions that need to be asked, about the Elf on the Shelf, and let you know the true manner in which he is intended to be used.

Dec 17, 201931 min

Ep. 4: IHOP vs. Waffle House & Wegman's Mania!

Hosts Jason Papagan & Anthony Pisch are joined by interim producer Hunter Piermont as they dive into the greasy intricacies of the house of Pancakes vs. the house of Waffle. And everybody in Wake County is going bananas over Wegman's - we dip into the mailbag of "Potentially Authentic Emails" to read a letter from Tom Wegman about some crazy new additions to the future South Wake Wegman's store! Later in the show we play a round of "If We Ran It" featuring Thanksgiving football games and the...

Nov 15, 201941 min
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android