THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany with an I, and why social media made us hate Putin and love Zelensky!! Then el Sooper yells a whole and curses, which is what so many of you love!! He yells about conspiracy theories and then about mask tweets for some reason and he probably regrets it now that he has to publish the podca...
Mar 01, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 5
THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn’t talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3 or 4 or whatever war we’re on, and then we read some funny tweets and then we tell you our favorite streaming television show picks! WOW!! Also Jess talks about all the dead woodland animals that appear on her door stoop. Also some obnoxious guy talking about reading books at a bar!! THEN we...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 4
THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he’s bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then never came back! WOW! He tells us about his new job and also how he laces his paintings with fentanyl! Actually I guess I make that accusation and he never really denies or confirms it. WOW! Also Jess is there and she gets all upset about Aldi’s or something. Matt tells us some more pharmacy stories then we ...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 3
THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores’ racist lawsuit against the NFL!! Also there is a Georgia dumpster fire update, we talk some Stacey Abrams ridiculousness, then there are pity retweets, chimney peppers and Aldi’s discount outrages!! Then there are a few papillondemonium updates, and the sofa puddle cu...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 2
THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with the lovely and gracious Dana Perino!! ALSO he thrills the listeners with his attendance at the legendary Patriots Bills game! And the pivotal Jets Bills game!! And the crushing disappointment of the Chiefs game!! Also Jess is there, listening. We finally eventually get to p...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 1
THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything you ever wanted in a mexican conservative year end show!! Also I am not a Jewish lawyer from Burbank pretending to be Mexican, I promise!! Happy New Year!!!
Jan 01, 2022•29 min•Season 2Ep. 28
THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas and how tamales are incredible and why we both suck at the sooper fantasy football league! Wow!! THEN we talk about the Si-D-Si and whether they are hypocritical and corrupt and trying to kill everyone, also why everyone is getting off the canoe. Is that even a saying? Not really. A...
Dec 29, 2021•56 min•Season 2Ep. 27
THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get me to explain the mystery of the Patriot Front. I fail at that. Then I go deep on the transphobic murder crime conspiracy of Sabrina Prater and her hint-droppin’ TikTok dance videos!! WOW!! Then Jess gives us netflix recommendations and we make fun of food snobs, but then become food snobs...
Dec 06, 2021•57 min•Season 2Ep. 26
THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess’s friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it’s been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween! That’s not almonds, and it’s not the vid!! Then we have some rank punditry, insofar as that is possible, also we talk about the cracker barrel video and also we talk about milk elitism and lactose privilege, and also we talk about Tara Setmayer who has utterly and completely lost it...
Nov 18, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 25
THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply chain issues. THEN el sooper definitely forgets to erase a thing that he should not have said at all. LOOK FOR IT! It happens when you least expect it....
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 24
THIS WEEK the candied yam ma’am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California’s new law banning gas-powered equipment and the illegal alien uprising against it! Then el Sooper gives advice about what candy to give out at Halloween, it’s horrible, also we talk some transgender misreporting, and then Jess tries to make el Sooper sad with the final few minutes but he REFUSES to...
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 23
THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!! Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a controversy surrounding a hit netflix foreign movie with subtitles. IT’S GREAT!!! Also el sooper defends t...
Oct 03, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 22
THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there’s the stripper girl powerpoint and the two-month delta cycle!! Also there’s some personal Jess disaster hurricane news!! Also are air co...
Sep 02, 2021•49 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Hello, it's me the SMOTUS just updating you all on where we are on when you can expect a new sooperpodcast. WOW!! If Jess doesn't come back soon, I will start recording solo podcast and ain't nobody wants that.
Jun 01, 2021•2 min•Season 2Ep. 11
This week on the somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge we go over ALL of the Gaetz Shenanigans, including the Tucker Carlson interview and underage girls and having dinner with women and the FBI and extortion. We are so uberplussed!! And boy is it terse. Also we talk about pillow immunity and then I whine about dum peeple on Twitter and how stupid it makes our brainmeats!! Yes, again. Then we mexcoriate all those people talking trash about Georgia, a state which, frankly, I’m getting more ...
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 9
It's Sooperpodcast 430 from our old numbering system!! THIS WEEK on the annual sooperpodcast we talk about the great big news everyone is talking about! YES, the Piggly Wiggly story!! And is Aldi’s just a trash version of Sprouts?! We discuss at nauseating length!! El Sooper talks about the nonagenarian who scammed him this week, and also the cat turd grifter with a short memory! We also discuss CPAC for not every long and why we’re completely doomed. How fun!! Also some monkey talk and QAnon pi...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 5
THIS WEEK on the smutty semantic satiation podcast we have a Jessica and there is still no MATT! Sorry matt fans. We do have an update on almond choking and the clock is unfortunately reset on choking incidents. ALSO we discuss why people love conspiracy theories! My favorite subject!! Also sooper gives you tips on happiness wow!! Jess gets all teary eyed about something but el Sooper was not listening as per usual. Then we talk about how to say hard words and then Jess forgets a story that el S...
Jan 08, 2021•58 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Hello everybody unfortunately we could not record for the New Year's Eve because Jess is out boozing it up somewhere and we can't find Matt. So you're stuck with me. Sorry!! Anyway, also there's a very sad flashback. Enjoy! Happy NEW YEAR'S!!!
Jan 01, 2021•15 min•Season 1Ep. 425
THIS WEEK, wow so much happened after we stopped recording, and we didn't touch ANY OF IT. Instead, we talked about sentences with periods, and we had a MATT and we had one tiny little JESS, and we talked about what you can fit in your rectum, the whole thing with that lady that done gonna be on the SCOTUS, a little bit of ooooh chita, and then I make them denounce things because that’s what we do now. Then we start a new game called guess that word that is derived from nahuatl! SO much fun!! Ye...
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 1 min
THIS WEEK we have only a MATT and no Jess!! We have an intellectual decision about the bosoms of various major brand mascots, how to get some plozzma doing, and how to get to the PAPPIZE!! And curiously, Matt actually guesses my new game show before I even mention it. WOW!! You must listen now!!
Aug 06, 2020•1 hr
THIS WEEK we get all depressed about coronavirus then el Sooper explains why Twitter is making us all doomed or maybe we’re not doom but at least he comes up with a new word and it’s amazing. Then we talk about our new show, Guess! That! Statistic!! [Applause!] Also el Sooper talks about dumb Twitter brain gotchas and unfortunately he criticizes Matt behind his back and behind his front, sorry about that Mattsparagus, and finally he makes a revealing sooper-gaffe! WOW!! You must listen now!!
Jul 30, 2020•59 min
This WEEK we get a MATT back, we apologize. El SOOPER has a great idea for a YouTube series called “What how what how,” and you will love it. Then we talk about Europe and then el sooper drinks too much and starts yelling at Matt about his horrible terrible arguments and he quotes Aristotle and Plato and it’s GREAT! But then he has to apologize later. You WILL LOVE IT wow. Also the dystopian movie plans and how to bring happiness to the people! WOW! Listen right now!!
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 1 min
THIS WEEK we get rid of Matt, who is not woke enough and has been cancelled, so we have woke JESS instead! We talk about how to bring joy to the people and a little bit of politics and how Trump is blowing it right now. Also the rat story. WOW!! You have to listen right now!! No Matts.
Jul 04, 2020•54 min
THIS WEEK we return after taking a mental break holiday and we explain why we took a week off! WOW! Sorry Dana, there is no yelling and screaming this week, but there IS a lot of talk about Spanish and the roni and the riots! All in this week's "I regret to be associated with you people" podcast!!
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr 9 min
THIS WEEK we have the lovely and brilliant Dana Perino and her equally brilliant and loverly husband Peter McMahan on the show for the 400th podcastravaganza!! The internet carefully kicks me out of the chat while Peter tells a mortifying true story, then we bore people and meander, and talk about our worst one-star podcast review. It’s amazing. THEN Matt bores us hydrochloroquine facts, then Dana tells us why the BabylOnion Game is a terrible game. THEN we have a Dana Dana Dana quiz! But Jess i...
May 21, 2020•1 hr 21 min
THIS WEEK! We have both Tammy Charlene Jess and Daryl Duane Matt!! We talk about Sisyphus and fried chicken and knitted voodoo dolls, which you could have guessed from the title, I guess. Also some more BabylOnion game show!! And the Snake Eyes costume saga. WOw!! Don't get done disappeared on this one...
May 14, 2020•1 hr 5 min
THIS WEEK we have both FaucaBirx stalker OsteoperoJess and Voltron-hating RheuMattitis and we talk a little bit about coronavirus and a LOT about bathrooms and bathroom etiquette. This one gets weird, y'all. Just remember, I told you never to ask me about my business...
Apr 02, 2020•53 min
THIS WEEK we talk about politics after the great sooper Dana book club podcast which was sooperlong. Actually we just talk about the times that people mentioned the podcast on twitter and asked us questions. Also the return of hurlbutt. And the impeachment of Jessic Heddings. Then Roger Stones and the Unions! WOw! Go forth and enjoy this podcast.
Feb 14, 2020•6 min
What a special show we have for you. This week we are joined by the luminous and erudite Dana Perino, and we discuss the controversy surrounding the novel "American Dirt." We have Matt Dawson and Jessica Heddings, and it gets very heated. Dana joins us for the first half of the podcast, and then Sooper and Jess yell at each other for about half an hour, just as the listeners have demanded! We hope you enjoy the show, and we highly recommend reading the novel, "American Dirt." There are spoilers,...
Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 22 min
