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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

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Join Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero in Award winning Podcast "The Socially Distant Sports Bar". It's a Comedy & Sports Podcast, but you don't have to like Sports to LOVE it. Comedians Elis James (BBC 5Live, Sky TV's Fantasy Football League) & Mike Bubbins (BBC's Mammoth) are "Unreasonably hilarious" The Telegraph. "Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero created a haven where they ramble on about classic clips and random recollections." The Guardian Known to fans as Distant Pod it has won awards at the Sports Podcast Awards & Pod Bible Awards. Hosts of "Down The Clubhouse" on TNT Sport another Comedy & Sports show.
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Episodes

The Swimming Bit: PS136

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “81: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 3rd Leg”, it’s ...

Jun 29, 20258 minEp. 558

270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2) UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽ Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.” 🗳️ VOTE FOR US! We’re up for Listeners...

Jun 27, 202537 minEp. 557

270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1) UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽ Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.” 🗳️ VOTE FOR US! We’re up for Listeners...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 556

Danny Dyer: PS135

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London)”, it...

Jun 22, 202511 minEp. 555

269: You’re A Step Away From OnlyFans (Pt 2)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIAL Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions. To celebrate The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour ...

Jun 20, 202539 minEp. 554

269: You’re A Step Away From OnlyFans (Pt 1)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIAL Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions. To celebrate The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour ...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 553

Belfast: PS134

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-...

Jun 15, 20259 minEp. 552

268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 2)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie? Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: F...

Jun 13, 202530 minEp. 551

268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 1)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie? Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: F...

Jun 11, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 550

Elis Forgets His Book: PS133

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-lo...

Jun 08, 20259 minEp. 549

267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 2)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dat...

Jun 06, 202540 minEp. 548

267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 1)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dat...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 547

This Is Man United: PS132

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you wo...

Jun 01, 202511 minEp. 546

266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 2)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266 Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: Fri 20 March 2026 –...

May 30, 202546 minEp. 545

266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 1)

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266 Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: Fri 20 March 2026 –...

May 28, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 544

'Allo 'Allo!: PS131

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-lou...

May 25, 202513 minEp. 543

265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: Fri 20 M...

May 23, 202544 minEp. 542

265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live 📍 Tour Dates: Fri 20 M...

May 21, 20251 hr 9 minEp. 541

In A Hillman Imp: PS130

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)”, it’s ...

May 18, 202513 minEp. 540

264: Max Rushden (Pt 2)

Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” ✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden! If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat. This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obs...

May 16, 202539 minEp. 539

264: Max Rushden (Pt 1)

Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest. “Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.” ✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden! If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat. This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obs...

May 14, 202539 minEp. 538

Terror USP: PS129

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mike”, it...

May 11, 20258 minEp. 537

263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 2)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’Toole Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure. "Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional." 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a ...

May 09, 202537 minEp. 536

263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’Toole Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure. "Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional." 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a ...

May 07, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 535

Pitch Invader: PS128

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out...

May 04, 20256 minEp. 534

262: Oh My God, He’s 52! (Pt 2)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52! Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos. This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly. "Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional." 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live...

May 02, 202534 minEp. 533

262: Oh My God, He’s 52! (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52! Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos. This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly. "Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional." 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 19 minEp. 532

Hand Shakes: PS127

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod! We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar . Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription. 📌 This Week’s Clip: Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out...

Apr 27, 20259 minEp. 531

261: Medium Performance (Pt 2)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium Performance Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense. This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style. "Like a spo...

Apr 25, 202537 minEp. 530

261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium Performance Elis James ( Elis & John , Oh What A Time ), Mike Bubbins ( Mammoth ), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense. This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style. "Like a spo...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 529
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