This week we discuss Garrett Goolsby and Jillian Parks through the eyes of social media and a Google Search, respectively. Tune in to the final episode of our undergraduate years as we look back on the insights and lessons that we gleaned from producing 80 episodes of the show.
May 02, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 60
This week we discuss the phenomenon of biohacking. Tune in to discover how technology uncovered the benefits of hydrogen water, beef tallow, sleeping enough, and drinking apple cider vinegar.
Apr 25, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 59
This week we discuss the new Starbucks policies and challenging the validity of its connection to the Starbucks boycott. Tune in to hear about free refills, no more free water, and the reinvigoration of Starbucks as a third place.
Apr 11, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 58
This week we discuss the tumultuous rise, fall, rise, fall, and so forth of the relationship between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear how Justin's wife, Hailey, plays into all this, which songs each artist wrote about the other, and, for some reason, a little insight into how Garrett's senior prom went.
Apr 04, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 57
This week we discuss Dissociative Identity Disorder along with the symptoms and cause of the rare disorder (not disease, Jillian...). Tune in to hear about the social media stories that both illuminate and confound the truth of the affliction, the difficulty of diagnosis, and whether or not wolves can be alters.
Mar 28, 2025•24 min•Season 2Ep. 56
This week we discuss adverse possession/squatters' rights across the states. Tune in to hear some of the crazy stories that accompany the tricky legislation, timelines and loopholes, and some creative ways to get rid of a squatter, legally.
Mar 21, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 55
This week we discuss Trump returning to office and passing what is currently 73 executive orders affecting everything from paper straws to immigration to DEI musicals in Ireland. Tune in to hear about some of his greatest hits, the precedents behind all of this, and where all of this might be going.
Feb 21, 2025•22 min•Season 2Ep. 54
This week we explain the feud surrounding Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show between him and Drake. Tune in to hear the timeline of events, the details of the pending lawsuit, and why the Internet took Kendrick's side so decisively.
Feb 14, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 53
This week we discuss the recent impeachment of South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol. Tune in to hear about democracy in the Eastern hemisphere, the way President Yoon halted the processes of said democracy, and the art of American influencers making this whole thing about them.
Feb 07, 2025•22 min•Season 2Ep. 52
This week, we discuss the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuits arising from their new movie, "It Ends With Us." Tune in to hear about celebrities slandering each other, how liberals and conservatives are uniting behind Candance Owen's investigative journalism, and how Ryan Reynolds could be the key to all of it.
Jan 31, 2025•23 min•Season 2Ep. 51
This week we discuss the brief TikTok ban and the future of TikTok in America. Tune in to hear about the winter boot revolution, potential Meta-Trump collusion, and all of the people who have expressed concerns that they cannot live without the app.
Jan 24, 2025•22 min•Season 2Ep. 50
This week we discuss WWE, MMA, UFC, and all the other non-acronymed forms of professional fighting. Tune in to hear about how much is theater, the degree of popularity these gladiatorial contests have in our culture, and some of the actors who got their start in the ring.
Dec 09, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 49
This week, we explore a comparison that has gained renewed attention in recent months: Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler. Tune in to hear the key differences between the two figures, some Madison Square Garden history, and whether there’s any validity to the comparisons being made.
Nov 22, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 48
This week we discuss the recent election results, and social media's surprising reaction to them.Tune in to hear about all the people who are going to die when Trump takes office, a typical Garrett grocery store trip, and us actively discussing what our next episode will be about.
Nov 09, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 47
This week we discuss the most up-to-date info on the P. Diddy court case, including the reasons for his arrest and the charges against him. Tune in to be bummed out about evil Hollywood and the freaks that run it.
Nov 09, 2024•21 min•Season 2Ep. 46
This week we talk about Black Rock, aka "the company that owns the world." Tune in for financial conspiracy theories, a lucid but apparently irrelevant description of ESG, and a geology lesson!
Oct 11, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 45
This week we discuss raw milk: is it safe? is it evil? should we even drink any milk at all ever? Tune in to hear takes from the world's best TikTok microbiologists (oxymoron), the how-to on drinking raw milk without instantly dying, and the pros and cons of that raw milk lifestyle.
Oct 07, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 44
This week we discuss the Freemasons, from the lowest to the highest degree. Tune in to hear some of the conspiracies surrounding the organization and Garrett's artful way of shutting them down. There could still be some sketchy stuff. You'll have to tune in to find out.
Oct 07, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 43
This week we discuss both of the assassination attempts on Donald Trump. Tune in to hear some good ol' conspiracy theories, the little tiny good that comes out of this big terrible bad, and some generally scuzzy social media engagement with a genuinely scary thing!
Sep 21, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 42
This week we discuss the current state of the presidential race including the current President, the nominees, and their running mates. Or at least as much as we can squeeze into a 22 minute episode. Tune in to get a reminder of the internet's best (or worst) political jokes and stories from the summer, Trump's real reason for running, and an update on Jillian and Garrett's personal lives, because the show would be no good without those.
Sep 13, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 41
This week we discuss the ongoing pro-Palestine protests profilerating across college campuses. Tune in to hear about why these protests are happening (and why people are getting arrested), a non-exhaustive list of campuses involved, and (potentially) the new up-and-coming profession for our current moment.
May 03, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 40
This week we discuss terrain theory versus germ theory, which Jillian did not even know was a "theory" until scrolling for this episode. Tune in to hear social media fail majorly, Jillian try her best to engage with scientific theories, and Garrett make a rare mention of his girlfriend whom he has dated almost as long as this show has been around.
Apr 26, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 39
This week we discuss the civil war that has been tearing apart the country of Sudan for almost a year now. Tune in to hear about the hoops Jillian had to jump through to find any information, Garrett's retelling of Sudan's long, complicated history on a time crunch, and to find out if Jillian and Garrett can name a single city in Africa.
Apr 11, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 38
This week we discuss the former Dance Moms star and current pop singer who cannot sing: Jojo Siwa. Tune in for an April-Fools-inspired episode structure, to hear the chronically offline Garrett Goolsby talk about bows and internet drama, and Jillian blow everyone's mind (against her will) with how much she knows about Jojo Siwa's lore.
Apr 05, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 37
This week we talk about Oregon's recent legislation that recriminalizes the possession of illicit drugs after their failed legislation to decriminalize them resulted in some major consequences for the state. Tune in to hear some nuanced thoughts and some should-have-stayed-in-the-drafts thoughts about drugs from two people who have literally never done them.
Mar 28, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 36
This week we discuss the bill that passed through the House concerning TikTok's presence in American culture and politics. Tune in to hear social media theories about the real reason the bill is being passed, Jillian's soap box about "old people" communicating with the young, and Garrett to, as always, come in and quiet everybody down a little bit.
Mar 21, 2024•23 min•Season 2Ep. 35
This week we talk about Super Tuesday and the current trajectory of this year's presidential election. Tune in to hear Jillian know shockingly little about the election until an author from the 90s is mentioned and both Jillian and Garret weigh into the primaries when they don't really have the energy to care.
Mar 09, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 34
This week we talk about the rules, regulations, and overall scams concerning recycling. Tune in to get Sad (!) about how much actually gets recycled, a new court case that probably won't lead anywhere, and the ultimately fruitless blame game of who is responsible.
Mar 02, 2024•24 min•Season 2Ep. 33
This week we discuss Helen Keller and the internet's weird obsession with insisting that she is "not real." Tune in this week to get set straight if you think that, hear about how she was able to achieve what she did, and some of the internet discourse that makes Jillian and Garrett sad to be apart of Gen Z.
Feb 16, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 32
This week, in light of Jillian's recent exposure to them through TikTok, we discuss Waldorf/Steiner schools. Tune in to hear about whether they are cults, why all the rich people are sending their kids there, and cool Waldorf activities involving fire, beeswax, gnomes, and imagination that parents only pay a college tuition's sum to have their kids experience.
Feb 02, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 31