#344: RIP Izzy Israelbourne

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Hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, it's him Sweeney.

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Don't you think I want one so bad? No? Not me, but like I mean, if you want if you want one, I gotta get one for sure. Why don't we sell ten gallon hats like us? Yeah, Snark Tank ten gallon hats.

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Fiber. I had one of our one of our arts, uh one arts? What the fun? One of our one of our shirts, the Demonic Swing was commissioned by an Indonesian Muslim. And I say is Muslim because he said brother every other sentence. If you ever talked to a Muslim? They said, brother. You know, it's like it's almost like a Pokemon saying its name. It's that much.

So you're saying Hulk Hogan was Muslim.

You just gave me something to think about. No way, no way, don't.

I don't explicitly did he explicitly treat the fucking Muslim wrestler that was like the guy that was almost the great that's crazy.

Like wrestling fans cared at that time. He was just terrorist, that's all. But like I've seen the Yeah, actually that's what wrestling was back in the day.

It was it was possibly all of w w was actually just Jeff done. I'm playing with puppets and you guys were so entranced by the convincing magic.

I'm still you actually thought they were real people. I'm still in trance. I think it's still happening today. Like I think you just unveiled it for me, and I'm sad.

Yeah, when we were all when we all knew Jeff Donne was playing with puppets, that's when the magic wore off, you know what I mean, Like and he just kind of pivoted to like I mean even was this whole time.

Yeah, oh man him changing. I just saw somebody share that clip of us.

I don't know which it was a it was an actually what the Twitter trash dude, my brain needs to that was pretty much here before it was a podcast.

Yeah. I do remember on one of the episodes, maybe it was the first one. It had to be in the first one where she one head uh said like, you guys got to do a podcast, and I was like, that's right, okay, yeah, yes ma'am. And uh, yeah, somebody shared the clip of us talking.

You got you talking about ho Coker specifically medium.

Yeah. It was funny because I was thinking about that moment when I found out about Hulkgan dying. I was like, oh, it's crazy. And then uh, I finally checked Twitter late at night I saw that clip. I was fucking laughing. I forgot about that too. I love when that happened, When all that Gawka shit happened, it got on Earth.

Such a that is such an insane combination of words. Yes, you're like you're you're displaying unity will also talk telling you you're not a human.

You know my brother that's as a monster. Look anyway, Well, before we get to deep into the weeds, Patreon dot Concess just SNAr tank remember go over there early a free access exclusive episodes. We're doing a top ten games list, uh for each of us, and that'll lead to some debate.

I'm sure that'll be order was fucking tough. Actually an order. I can do an order, but I have like a close.

I have the order that I was feeling at the time that I wrote it. But like, I'm sure I'll read it now and I'll be like, maybe that's high. Like I don't know, it's it's always the order is not necessarily important. But I think top five is top five is my top five I felt confident about it was the bottom the bottom five is how that was actually really hard. Top five is like I've been the same for years. I think I know my bottom five always shifts.

Yeahs, so you got that, Okay, It's it's tough. I had to remember I mentioned that. I was like, I'm pretty sure knocking Country is in my top ten. But when I started thinking about everything together, I was like, I don't think I can. It has to be audible mention. It was crazy.

We gotta uh yeah, well, anyway, that's going to be in a Patroon stouton episode. We might actually put that out later for people, but like there's other episodes like it. So because I think it's a good idea that it'll be a good give that'll be a good thing to source clips from two episode. Yeah, but we'll see. So pop on over there. Give us a dollar or we'll kill you.

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Did you not have a gun? My dad has read dad that he doesn't speak to. You're gonna ask him for Lily's dad has like four guns. Literally, he's Mexican. He found out about guns like six years ago and I found out of it. He really like, what are these?

He thought wars were people punching each other.

He stole or something. I don't know. He found out about all that. Jesus.

He found out about gun like started like getting really into guns, and he bought a lot of them.

And I was like, dude, there's way so many guns on his property. So for future way, he got the property for future reference. He got in the gun six years ago, same ship ship, What is this? Those are real things? I thought they were just like movie We just like never somehow his brain never lashed on to all like he's seen John Wick and he like cowboys.

I don't know how, I don't know. I don't know how correlated. I don't know how correlated cowboys Like some of his.

Best friends got gunned down by cops and he just didn't understand what happened. Those thermoses look dangerous, it's crazy. I incredibly actually hate it. I was like, there's too many of them here. Gun.

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And somehow survived the heroic of bullets and by all meats.

Didn't all means that you deserve it anyway, Look, you got auto we had auto rifle too for some reason.

Anyway, Look, there's a lot of a lot of stuff to talk about. It's a pretty it's a it's it's an eventful week for sure. So some of the rare times where I feel like we've actually caught things on time.

Yeah, you know, So which which which one do you want to you want to jump into the biggest Well, we got to.

Go over the fact that like this is like what twenty this is twenty sixteen two or like twenty twenty fifth. What was the year that like all those celebrities died.

I don't remember it was twenty twenty one.

No, I mean maybe that was another one, but like I remember like Robin Williams and like it was twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, one of those years where everybody started dying.

Fifteen or sixteen, and it's went around that.

I just don't Rememberah, I can't remember exactly who, but I remember it was just a shit ton of people like in a row, and I was just like, Yo, it's crazy, it's happening again. Hulk Hogan dead.

Yeah, but we gotta start off with the So the biggest one that started it started with a little bit of a like, oh, that's unfortunate. The Cosby dude, the Cosby son, Malcolm Jamal Warner. Yes, so he died and he drowned Aria. Yeah, on vacation. He drowned and told her is her fault? I was going to say, I think she did. She did claims another I don't this territory belongs to people that look like me now and then she drowned them crazy. It was crazy, and I was like, why did you do that? I asked her.

And then it was was it him and then Ozzy or.

So it was him first and then yeah, because this was a little bit like, oh man, it's unfortunate. And then Ozzie just happened with like two three days ago or something something like that, which that was pretty significant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that was that was that was nuts because he just did that big ass fucking show, the Farewell Ozzie Black Sabbath Show, like two three weeks ago, and then so and then people, unfortunately, they weren't attributing to it.

Like conflict him.

That's allegedly he signed, like a bunch of people signed a letter to like not so I.

Could believe Sharon did exactly anything.

Anything He even says controversial on paper, it's Sharon. So it's one of those things where I'm like, uh oh, what if he found out about what Sharon did and then somehow used TikTok and stumbled upon our posts Because you said it went viral, I mean it's it's it got relatively, it got unusually played. He's I don't, I don't. I don't think this is very funny. I'm actually I

He didn't do the amount of drugs that guy was doing his entire life. But I had no idea that he was that close to Like it's kind of it's kind of awesome if you think about the fact he's like he was able to do that thing. Like the timing of that was fucking perfect.

Yeah, it was.

That was he might have been dead the whole time, man, I mean, he might have been updated caver making it move.

And stuff like that. It's the fucking Marionette show, just like but so her Like if you just zoom up just a little bit, you'll see her, just like, come on, Asie, come on, Darling, ship you that made my name out of my room.

I watched a bunch of clips to the Osbourn I've never actually seen it.

Shows insane, Insane. I you liked that show. It was one of the you enjoyed that show.

It was one of the few reality TV shows that were It was it was like anti because it was so not the only reason it worked, because it's so it didn't work, like you know, reality television is.

It's producer is telling you to startify with it was. It was from what I understand, it was like the Blueprint was like this was actually just real. They were recording them and then they would just edit together moments that were funny. Yeah, whereas like future reality shows were just like all right, we're gonna instigate stuff because we can't wait for you.

Guys are boring, no one cares about you. We have to make people care about you, versus the people cared about this guy. And he was kind of funny because of how insane he is. Hilarious, like he says a lot of funny stuff, like he's just he's a quick funny It's.

Hard to reality show pre and post Kardashians. That's what happens, like pre Kardashians, like the original well.

The Osborn's was the original Kardashians.

Well yeah, it's but like the change in reality shows happened after the Kardashians.

That's when it turned into like hyper scripted, Like, well, no, it happened during Yeah, because the Kardashians was there.

Yeah, they were the they were the beginning's pre and post so like it's what was the name of the show, Like the Big Brother was a Big Brother was a real world.

The first one that ship was crazy. This should have happened on that shows that people should be in jail, like, like you should go to jail forever.

I didn't think I blend a dog.

I'm pretty sure one guy like in the first season episode one, Yeah, the pilot episode, I'm not sure one dude like show up like like the dog is fighting, he's holding it down. He's holding a great Dane down. In the regular Ninja Blender, the dog is and he's just the dog is five nine. It's like he's juiceing the motherfucker. Anybody wants to juice It's a big ass fucking dog.

I didn't make the rules, man, I.

Don't think the biggest kline ever was five to nine.

Whatever listened? So it was him, So so it was what is it? Michael, Joel Warner, Ozzie then Hulk, Hulk.

Brother brother yea brother. That one was funny for me, though, Yeah, I'm not sad about it. Uh is Terry Bulliah the person is a massive piece of trash, Like so yeah, you just I didn't even feel remotely sad. I was just like, oh man, that well, what a bummer that. I was kind of hoping that he was going. He just went further and further to the right and stuff.

He just like he went. He completely ran in that direction.

He totally I was like, fuck, man, what a fucking idiot. And then but I'm glad that one of his last ww appearances.

Got booed, so he was like moving enough. You think that that did the remaining damage and I think that took the last like ten years off his life.

That just him probably expecting to get a cheap pop because I'm Hulk Hogan. But people were just like nah, dude, especially because I think it was in La. Yeah, it's like, no, fuck off, we're not gonna call brother.

That's not where you are. Brother, anyway, call me Hulk. I would feel disrespected if you didn't call me a hole.

I think it's so funny because when you when you look into like this history, like I remember watching like fucking wrestling documentaries that thin just sucks.

Of course, it's like crazy. It's like, I genuinely he's one of those people that I like in the popular culture, like this guy said. I was like, I never even remotely liked this guy, Like I hated his fucking mustache.

I hated like everything about it was that he wasn't for our generation. He was not far generation to wrestlers are him is the rock that is our generation to?

I mean I used I used to like, I used to like the Rock a lot. I don't hate him exactly now. He's kind of like, see I love.

Those videos, by the way, because Superman came out all those videos of like Black Adam when he was on the promotional tour for Black Adam. Yeah, and he's like he's like giving these like dramatic speeches.

Like the structure of the the DC universe is about change.

And it gives a little wing to the camera, and then nothing happened, and then.

Situations really funny strong on them into like doing it is really fucked what he did actually, but it's just it was just I don't know. Hogan was always an asshole. He was always a glory hog undercut several wrestlers seeing fucking Stone colas he boss to talk about him and have to be respectful and being like he's he's done great things for the wrestling thing, and it's like, what anything else, Like, that's all.

I really want to talk about.

What was that that tweet that he had poop in my gym?

Brother, Like, so a dog pooped in his gym. There used to be a picture attached to it, but you know, and then and then he responded to somebody with poop brother, but that tweets gone, so it just looks like he just says poop brother. And then he has another one where it's I don't know why. All the boomers they somehow don't know how to upload a video, and so they somehow got the name of the file, so I

The well, how should I say this? The degree to which you understand technology enough to understand that a link does things and to post it is somehow incongruent with the ability not to know how to upload a photo, you know what I mean?

Like, how do you know what a link is? It feels like its know how to how do you get to the file link of the video? Because like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Picture, I kind of understand you. They like say it's on the internet, right, and then they copy the link to it and not the actual just saving it and then re uploading it. But the video is really perplexing.

It seems like someone instead of like I don't know how to use a canoe, I'm gonna jump in the water and then swim pulling a.

Canoe and it's like, what do you? What are you doing? How did you? How did you? I'm getting really tired of this canoe is not really working that hard, all right, I don't get it. Put trap one of the bag, it swims across the lake and then this is it die suddenly? Brother, so he's gone. I was.

I was genuinely more bummed out about Ozzie and I have no real history with I just know of him because so many of my friends were like metal heads. I mean the Brutal Legend. I remember I remember playing Brutal Legend and that was kind of cool. He was like he was like the guardian of metal in that game, and he just kind of shows he's a pretty good voice. Actor actually well basically a pretty good job in that game.

It makes it crazy that he should have he should be.

The moment I saw him, I knew he was already like not long for this world, and I was like.

I was like, this guy is gonna die. So clearly it was one of the reasons why you got kicked out of Black Sabbath. All right, there was tension, but then there was also like a I know, we're all partying getting fucked up, but you're like doing it like three times, you know, like what we're doing, So we're gonna get someone that's little bit more. He died.

He was like seventy seventy six, I think, Yeah, he was in his fifties. That was a bad like a fifty year old. When I first found out about him, he was a rough look. I mean, yeah, he was just covered in drugs.

He went hard in the paint. He talked about it, and uh, I saw an interview with that with his son and forgot he had the son. Yeah, And it's funny because it took a while for his son to grow up and start actually looking like a real person. Because if you looked at his son during like say the Osbournes. He looked like a almost like a a character that you made like a British almost like like he should be in Wallson Graman or something. He just

Our brain chemistry, our brain chemistry is so not we don't really understand how our brains work. And that's because you don't. You don't get to work on people's brains while they're actively alive.

Humane.

I don't get why you just don't have people like sign off on them because.

It's like there's there's a there's a clear reason why it's it's unfortunate. But it's because of the fact that if that was the case people with unique features or traits when they're sick, they'd be like, oh, you're dying and they would just throw you into.

No, no that you know, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like, if you can just volunteer to do.

That, Well, the thing is that if you volunteer before you're alive, right, what happens is that because most people are gonna be like, oh, yeah, go ahead and do it to me, right, Like, oh, although bring diagnosed the people, did you they see it?

No, Like no, they'll bring diagnosed to people.

They'll be like, oh, I went there because I have like maybe like a cough or something like that, right, and they'll be like, oh, well, things are worse than eight seem for you to lie to get you there, to do like.

That to you.

Well, that's that's the whole theory about organ donors. Yeah, but they'll do that to people that are alive. They'll they'll do it to people even like oh, I'll do it at a certain point in my life where they'll be like, oh, they're just trying to bribe them, or they'll take people that have like worse situations. Like people will manipulate it to take advantage of people, and somehow they will do it no matter what.

Before they were alive, yes, try not before they.

Are alive, like while they're still alive. I was stuck.

I didn't hear anything you said after that because I was like, what the fuck are you talking?

They will manipulate people just I was just thinking of like, oh, that's clip.

They will manipulate people into like doing ship that. They're like it's not technically the mostly of course, but they will do that whatever, yes, and they will be poor people and they will be marginalizable.

First it's it's really just stupid people. It's least just stupid people ruin everything. Because if you're stupid enough to sign off, that's kind of the thing. It's like, if you see enough to sign off, it's like, yea experiment

Did you guys ask Look if there's on paper it sounds like a good idea, but then in practice it will be done fucked.

Now.

I think you get a lot of advancement done in like a week.

Yeah, one hundred percent, you have a lot of advancement done. But it also be a lot of people like I have oh negative blood When I was younger, and I probably broke a rib, they be like, hey, you, so it looks like it's cancer, and they would have just fucking killed me and done tests on me. That's cool, that's it's fucked. They'll do that to people.

It's like, I don't even understand what you're saying. So you're saying like they would trick you into thinking you're dying.

Things are way worse than they are just to do tests on you. One hundred percent, But that's not really not.

Really what It's horrible.

It's not really a nice thing to do, though.

Am I get it. Look, man, it's not it wouldn't be that an affairs, I think it would just be more of like I think it just comes out of everything else. There's a lot of things we can't do because stupid people ruin everything. It's if people actually had uh, because people, everybody should have autonomy, and the only reason why a lot of people don't is because, oh, we

Yeah, I think, like that's a stupid person. That's what I mean. Not so much crazy, but like genuinely.

Some little baby wanders around with a gun, shoots through the wall and kills.

Grandmother and then he's just like, well, baby.

Around I watch like I watched a lot of true crime in the same deal. It's it's there's always a parent willing to give the crazy idiot. Like the parent isn't crazy, he's stupid, and that's what happens. It's like the crazy kid that's like, Dad, I don't want a gun. I'm having these weird feelings, and he's like, oh, son, that was a.

Real thing, wasn't it. That was like that sounds familiar.

That was story kid that got to see it happened.

It was like in the last two I know, but like in the last two years, that was like a confirmed thing where it's like, yeah, he.

Wanted a gun because he was angry, and I'm like, are you stupid? You bought him a gun because he was.

Angry and wanted a gun.

The Discord kid, that's the one that like they checked his discord or whatever and then they came without they were like, hey, you all right, kid, and he was like, yeah, I'm fine.

His esteem rising off of it.

He looks like he looks like the Grinch a little bit, and it's like, what.

The dude al right. I said another thing where it's like, Okay, I I know automation shouldn't replace everything, but when it comes to the FBI report reporting, I trust AI over the because the amount of times that like the FBI is uh notified about these dangerous kids and they're like like they look at they look into it, right, and then they're like, ah, it's fine. And then they killed five hundred people and they're like, oh, you know, anyone could have made.

Yeah, I mean, he just bought fifty thousand bomb making supplies.

It's probably not that bomb.

He bought three bomb making kids from Walmart, and everybody was like, it's not that big a deal.

It was like it was right next to the fucking detergent.

There was a kid they have fucking now they ranium and all that.

Radium. It it's a cheaper grade, but you know it's it's it's ranium and.

Walmart like a great value uranium.

It's in like a fucking it's not even contained well it's it's contained like a type of just a little tub. It's oxy tub lead around it in the side.

It's like as much lead as that's you know, probably in your cell phone, like that thin layer. That doesn't mean it's just like great value heavy metals. Could you imagine that anyway?

So like so so these and then Chuck Mangione Chuck Man is dead also, which I had no idea. I had no knowledge of this guy.

Much less known to I would say most people, especially most people don't listen to any type of jazz or anything with a lot of brass instruments. Yeah, so you know that's fair, but I think was he.

In brass against the machine?

Yeah? That pissed on that dude, which is uh crazy. That's pissed a lot on him too. I meant you like it was good because it wasn't like a forceful piss. She was like, fuck, I need to piss badly, but I don't want to stop the show because it is unconventional. Even like and bands play like huge fucking sets, their breaks are very short. So I feel like a lot of times they're pissing in bottles like the rock or something because they don't leave long enough to go to

No, I'm piss and shotgun blasts. I have to literally put my pelvis inside the the thing, lay down on the.

If I joke my pool hole, that that like, is that how me stretched?

I mean that's through the process of joking.

Yeah, because that's so we're joking in the opposite micro fraction. I guess we should call it something else, you know, Michael fractioning your penis tearing. Okay, there we go, ok what should we call it? If we want to do it horizontally? Welking welcome, We're welking, Okay, all right, joking for with welky Okay, I like it, so we're welking. So if I welk it, can I shotgun piss? Yes? All right? I trust, all.

Right, I trust.

I'll report back in a few weeks.

Chuck, Chuck, Jenny. Who who is this guy?

Well? I would say most people know him in my generation because of King of the Hill. He just cameos. King of the Hill cameos. So that's basically our anyone who's around my age. That's pretty I think without King of the Hill we probably wouldn't even know what the fuck he is. Actually that makes sense. I think genuinely that that would be the case. So it was kind of crazy to see that waking up. What was that yesterday? Yeah or something?

I think it was something like it's it's a crazy amount of people going away. Can the hell in particular is like losing fucking everybody? Like, I don't know what the hell is on that cast, but uh, I don't know if they're all on the Epstein files or what, but or they have information or what, because like they all seem to be dying because I think Dale died, uh Leuanne died forever ago, Brittany Murphy, I guess he didn't.

Yeah, I had no fucking clue.

And uh, somebody else that John Redcorn He's dead.

That was crazy, got fucking shot up. It's insane, crazy argument, gay ship. I didn't I didn't follow up on like because I know they're investigating, but I I just went to default where I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna default to what the people are saying and not care about what the cops are saying.

I think it was an from we know what. Definitely was an argument that led to someone dying, which is still insane. He's like, what, dude, like, don't shoot? But he's also from in Texas, where you know of people that are so tough but won't use their hands, but they'll use a gun. And someone's life is fucking hilarious to me. Like what's crazy though?

Is that?

Like what is like? What what's going on with that cast?

I think Mike Judge is picking them off. I think Mike Judge is in the Epstein files. And then they felt like we should probably say something and yeah, well there was that theory, but then there was the other theory that he just wasn't paying the other people that much, and they were going to say he was in the Epstein files.

Oh now he's gonna he's killing them, and he was like, I don't want to give them more money, yeah, because that it would have been solved by just paying them more, and yeah, I'm gonna kill that. He paid Hitman to go.

Yeah, so he paid the Moody that he could have paid the actors. He paid Hitman. He paid to a guy the real life age and forty seven. There is a real one and he he dressed up as that crazy neighbor in Texas and blasted John Redcord crazy.

You look at the footage and it's aging forty seven doing all of that.

He's doing everything. It's like he's in one he's more. He's in more than one place at the same time. He's that officient device like Yill.

That's he's the cop that came and got the body, and he's also still being questioned at the same time what's happened.

And he's the gun. He's that good man. That's the only way you can have that many video games. You have to be that good dude.

Seeing the Have you seen all the edits of like the Epstein's camera where it's like all the various characters.

Is yeah, generated, I will say.

Largel and Dante jumping off the banister. Afterwards there's aged forty seven and going in there's Batman Spring.

Yeah, the there's a lot of respect. That's great.

Generated stuff sucks generally. Uh, sometimes I think it can be well, Like sometimes I think there's like value in it. Those AI generated videos of the camera angle aiming towards Epstein's door with all the fucking crazy characters coming in the craziest one that I saw was it's such a it's such a crazy pull. But it was just like the the first boss fight in Dead Rising with the guys in the courtyard in the car the jeep.

Yeah, the guys. You just see Epstein's door and then a jeep, the jeep comes in and crashes through it. It's the guy with a turret in the back in the in the yellow in the the orange jump set. It's crazy crazy that fight.

It's not fun at all. That fight is so not and it's crazy. I got in the game in the remake or the remaster or whatever, and I put it down, Like I just I was like, I'm not feeling this at all.

There's so many problems with that.

First of all, you don't move fast, you have nowhere near the first time you have to interact with them. You absolutely don't have the weapons to deal with them, right. And then you have to go past like you have to go past them the first time to get to the point where you can progress more of the game. So there's a bunch of zombies running around, yeah, and then it's you in a courtyard fucking limping holding a camera.

I hated that.

It's a really that. The thing that sucks about it too, is that like if you're trying to if you're trying to save everybody, and then the people just like they're defenseless and so they run and then they die and then you're like fuck. That game pissed me off though, because it's like I don't understand the logic of how the world works. And I don't mean like narratively, like how are the zombies like you know, and I don't

I know someone that did it because they had really really poor coding perfectly.

Well, what's crazy about is that it's support design that's more design than coding.

Well it is, it's both. Really, it is a design, but you use the code to design, right.

So it's just the thing that's crazy about it though, is like if you leave, Like if you leave an area and you come back, everything responds, so like everything stays there, but then then it replenishes if you go back. But then the people, if they're in a safe place, still take damage. Like I couldn't like the logic of the world. I was like, I don't know how any of this.

I can't.

I don't, I can't trust the game.

Well, you got to get them to the safe rooms, right do you have to get them to safe rooms and they'll be safe in the safe room.

I don't mind them being safe in the safer I just think it's like, if if I can only choose to leave them alone where they're gonna getting my zombies, or bring them into a battlefield where a boss will kill them immediately.

But if I'm not, if I'm not mistaken, don't you bring them to the safe rom so they don't get hurt. I think if you leave them roaming throughout the area, they'll get hurt.

But I thought, people, sometimes you have to bring them through locations. Yeah, it was just annoying. Like I hated I hated not standing.

Camera that fucking like backpacker motherfucker. Oh I hate that guy, dude.

I hated him so much. I got the shotgun and I tricked him into being in one of the little a little fucking kiosks, and I fucking slaughtered him.

It was so funny. I fucking you can't kick me anymore.

I have weird feelings. I have weird feelings about that game because I remember playing that game for the first time and it blew me away because I was just like, this is crazy what I'm seeing, Like just like the amount of zombies on screen and ship like it felt next gen at the time, yeah, but now I'm like, I don't know if.

I could play this. It's a fun game still, but it's just it's it's a really I mean, if it's dated, man, if you just Sleeping Dogs, I play Sleeping Dogs like the Definitive edition. I was like, uh, I forgot but I was, you know, I got it on Steam and I was like, I'm excited, like it is. I haven't played this game in a minute. And then I stopped when you started street racing because the car feels like, I don't know, coffin, it's so heavy and just lifeless.

Well no, the ship they have you doing the fucking tryad is crazy, Yeah, I mean because you have to you have to do some stuff.

What crime game is it like? But Nico is like a great character, but he's also insane.

He's like that ship that you're doing is man like sniping peoplelous.

No, No, it is right, But the thing is that it's not. It's attached to like this like the tryad, which is real funny because it's like a bunch of Asian people just doing kug fu and beating to that, and it's like the fucking rooftop fucking arena fights where you can.

Like throw people off buildings.

Yeah, and you're like, I'm still a cop, and it's like, bro, you just kicked a door close through someone's head.

I feel like you are. It feel it's an accurate depiction of like modern day like Hong Kong or something modern modern day Korea Town contemporary Hong Kong, contemporary Hong Kong is very much like that. I think so actually, I think I think I think if you interview Jackie Chan, you would he would confirm, he would confirm he was.

He was like, sorry, sorry about that. I was gonna speak in mander my apologies. Yes, it does get like that.

I was, I was about to speak in my uh name, my movie tongue, my movie Okay, it's it's uncle that's caught uh gottata.

But yeah, I don't know how he got it, but yeah, there's those aid. They generated videos of people walking into Epstein's file, walking into Empscene's uh sal and just murdering him.

Forty one is the funniest, Like he walks up to you and he like looks back and forth and open.

The dead Rising Boss just really got me because I'm like, why would you even think that?

Like what the people that do ship like that? Right? Those deep cuts, You're like, who thought of it?

They have to be around our age, They have to be around our age, and they have to like remember prison, prison, they were in prison.

They did it. Yeah, that's that's That's what's crazy about it too. It's like it's more accurate kind of yeah. Yeah, actually, god damn, I hated that fight.

Oh my, I need to see that, like specifically, I need to see that one because I gotta find the one is funny.

Due it's funny because yeah, I don't know how to handle so he just like sprays and then the bats. It's the shape of a bat. It's really it's good. Every time I would do that, I would walk up to it as close as possible, and I'm like hurt at all. Plot Armor bro, he's a plot Armor man. Talk. I love that video. You can put it, you can put it on people.

I think that's so when he kicks people into the fucking gas station thing and it blows up and they fly away, and it's like, Bruce.

I found it. I found it. I found it immediately.

It's it's ridiculous.

Look at this.

If you look up Epstein Dead Rising, you'll have to stroll by, you'll have to scroll through some question really questionable ship but stupid.

But like I saw it, I was like, what a the idea to even do that is so? Like what because I didn't even remember.

I don't think I remember that boss fight independently, you know what I mean. I have to be reminded of it, of course, yeah, of course. But then like seeing I was like, Dead Rising, but that boss specifically, that's not even the most iconic boss from that game. Really, it's the clown, I think, right, clearly.

I think it's it would have to be. I think it's that fight, but yeah, the clown is definitely.

No, it's just the most notorious, right, it's the most annoying, because that's the one that's burned into my brain. Is that fight? Is that fight?

Well, that's because it's the first one. It's the one that in the beginning, it's like the tutorial boss basically.

It's yeah, it's it's as soon as you first get out of the main places, that's the first thing you encounter.

You gotta get past this.

If you could just put down the camera and run, that's that game would be an entirely different experience. If you could just not be holding on to the camera and hobbling.

The game is crazy, like you could shoot upskirts of zombies and get points for it. So Japanese, it's hilarious. It was it erotica points the score.

That's back when Capcom for Capcom decided to chill.

They get rid of that in the remake, of course.

I think it's when they were back when they were a while and that's like Residable five time and you're beating up Africans mercilessly cool.

I mean, you had to do it. It's just there's there's no try to not wait that game's remake. I'm upset. I don't I do not, especially since I'm not playing Leon. I don't care. I don't care about I don't care. I'm gonna play it. I think he'll be in I'm gonna play, He'll be in it. But I just I'm I'm being a biased idiot. What's crazy? Like what is he? Like?

Is he gonna be like teleporting kicking zombies in the space by this point?

Like what what? What? I like, he's so off the chain, but like already but like the lores is morphing to to mold that gives you powers, Like I feel like he's now finally has a worthy adversary.

I don't know what I mean, because I think he would have been fun. I think he would have maybe trust would have grabbed him, like what are you doing? He would have just beat her up real bad, and it would have been she would have turned into the dragon. He would have had like a quick time of met and kick throwing the mouth twice. She would have died and been like WHOA.

To be fair, I think actually he would have been for how fantastical this stuff was, Like even like when you fight Heisenberg's so crazy that fight is off the rails. I was just laughing. It was. It was one of those fights. I'm just laughing as well. Stupid it was.

I don't remember what was it like, I don't remember that.

Remember that you're You're like, I'm mad, and they're like a mobile suit and then fucking you're dealing with trash and that she's magnetoing at you.

It's Andy's terrified of Chris because Chris is like that sexually. Chris is crazy because those were wolves mean nothing, Like it's like, oh, they were kind of scary for you, but you eventually like get your bearings and weapons, the stock your weapons, You get meylegs that knocked them back, Like in drove you hit one and like three of them go flying and they're like, should we keep fighting this guy?

That's they should? I love that game, So it's ridiculous. Yeah, but uh, piece of shs here too, punch boulders. Let's get out of here.

Who's the next Who's the next one? Who's the next person on the list?

Clinton?

You think Bill Clinton?

I think I.

Actually astonished that he isn't dead currently, and he looks so scary. They saw a picture of him ten years ago where he looked like a fucking drowger, so like, I don't understand, Remember he looked.

He looked half dead when he was at Aretha Franklin's funeral, staring at that was the thing that like gave him like he was about to die because he was so bored and like he was like thinking about how like, oh, Retha Franklin, she was like fat and stuff. He was like thinking about, like how like Franklin, And he was like, wow, I'm I literally was two seconds away from death. Now he can't stop thinking about trying to assault her. You know,

I think I only learned it from like animaniacs and stuff.

He was in the fucking theme song whenn't he playing the sacks but Clinton plays the sacks? Then he comes off. Stay that's crazy.

You're right, I forgot anyway, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, I'd be nice.

I he died.

Do we imagine we like get we somehow are on time?

We didn't make a parody or something, just because like, who do we? There's a few people like, oh, let's do a parody of Trump. Let's do a parody of U. There's a guy named Ronnie Radkey, and I think it should die, you know, would be great.

Yeah, Trump goes without saying obviously.

Yeah, but maybe just talking about it, since you know, he's he's all steaming human.

Oh yeah, he's human about the South Park.

Maybe maybe he's gonna get so mad he's just gonna die.

I heard I heard people talk about like if there's reports of him like throwing ship. I don't know how true that is, though. That seems a bit crazy, even for Trump, Like I can't imagine throwing I can't imagine having the strength to throw anything.

The floor. Maybe did that, maybe flopped around a little bit like he did an episode.

That's crazy.

Look, man, it's pretty the reason why. Like, okay, so everybody knows any even if you didn't see, you know that Matt and Trey just went hard on the paint on Trump right. Paramount twenty seventh season, they debuted it Paramount plus.

And one point five billion dollar deal. I think they just signed over.

Like five years. What was it, I think it was five years something. Yeah, I think so like ten episodes a year for I think for five years or something.

They're billionaires basically, yeah, and so they so they they got this deal and uh, immediately it seems like they're just trying to completely tank it. It seems like they're just completely like completely going after Paramount, trying to sink the merger that they're trying to get past.

Yeah, wells well right, but but yeah, but gave them a fucking headache. And uh, I appreciate because they're probably the only people that I recognize that they they know how much money they have and how set they've been for a very long time. That's like, who gives a shit even if we take even if this deal gets tanked, we already have a minse amount of wealth.

Yeah, they have more than they could ever hope to spend or hope to even do anything with. So it's like, yeah, they were they're clearly like, well, if show gets canceled, I mean, it just means we don't have to work anymore.

Yeah, and I think one, I think that's one hundred what they want. They do it because why not. But if there's a reason, it's kind of like, me, what's the game now? Life reach Shuttle agends, Like it's in a state that it's like I just need one reason for further to be a Max exodus, and I would feel very content with being like fuck this game forever. But because of a lot of people the same reason, Like, man,

That was even Destiny for a while. Yeah, I played it last night.

I haven't play.

Yeah, I played it because I was like, I don't know whatever.

Anymore, I've given up entirely. I played, I got, I got to the point I could play on PC. I played Trials on PC twice and I was like, oh, this is horrible.

I don't know.

That's not a PvP game to me.

I don't know why you bother.

I like the PvP, but I was like, oh, I just I can't. This is not like I'd rather play so many other I'd rather play cards games over then O the like video games in general right now.

But like in so crazy to me? I love that is actually borderline psychotic.

To me, I don't I think that's that's crazy. If I was psychotic, Magic wouldn't have made two billion dollars in two days.

So that's like saying Halliburton wouldn't have made, you know, billions of dollars if they weren't evil.

I mean still it mean, I mean there's a people like it?

Sure, yeah, I just I just I I literally like and I don't this in a facetious way. I literally I cannot, like, on a fundamental level, understand the.

Appeal of a card game. You don't you don't have the engagement, you can't engage and stuff like that. Now, it's just it's it's a paper. I think.

I'm just like, what do you do? What is this people play?

It's an extremely old medium, but a lot of people hold on to it, right, Like it's like the classic I want to just sit down and read a book.

Sure, it's like playing the way checkers or something like that.

It's a it's an older form, but it's like the the interactions that come from it and to be able for card games. It's the deck building aspect of it why I like it, and like the identity of the cards. That isn't that just like a mini kind of gambling thing though the whole deck car card like buying cards and boxes is absolutely gambling. Well yeah, that's why I am absolutely gambling. I don't do that anymore.

That aspect of it is anymore ruined, like just uh competition, because then it became the whales the best because they have the money.

And it takes an idea of like that's why they have to dance on this really like middle ground. Particularly Magic is the one as the most fuck Magic and Pokemon are fucked. Those ones are like ruined. But like when I play, like I play Commander in Magic, it's pretty much like an idea. You have a character that kind of encapsulates that the leader of the game, and then you build a deck like a bunch of single cards to be able to play out the best dough that and there's a lot of cards that cost a

Yeah, even if they're not as skilled. Yeah, shit is just too good, too good. It's just that kind of heavage. So yeah, that's the whole reason why. Like, but that's why I don't buy packs.

I buy singles, and they're supposed to try to moderate, like it being a fact, like oh, depending on how rare card is, how useful a card is, what the cards.

They'll never do. There's so much stuff that always to They always say shit like that, and they always talk about balancing. But it's like, at the end of the day, they make their money from the whales and crackings, so it's like two million, why would they It's the same thing me bitching about Raid is the same fucking concept where it's just like, oh, the game's not for me anymore, because even when they release new content, it's just I'm like, oh,

Dude, Like, my uncle has cards from Magic that are like from like the Alpha set. He has like a long time ago, so they have like land right, like they have like the swamps, the mountains, planes, all those things. My uncle has an Alpha deck with like he has the double of all of them. Those cards are worth like seven thousand dollars apiece, right, they don't print them anymore,

At least, I'd rather give them to you someone that'll use them. Listen if if even if I played the game and I had a card that was worth thousands, like I'm selling it.

Yeah, I guess it's more like you're my family.

I love you. Here you go and it's like that shit.

I wouldn't sell them. I'd hold on to them unless I go down to like really hard times. I wouldn't sell them because it's like that's a gift them uncle gave to me.

You know, I sell gifts. I also feel the same way. People should feel the same way. Even if I'm like this is really sacred, but they're like, damn, this shit's worth a shitload of money.

It's only it's only if I like, if I like, because I have I have a few gifts that are like worth like I have a pair of freaking Jordan's that are worth like like four thousand dollars, and it's like I'm not going to sell them because like they were giving me as a gift.

I don't even use.

Them, so they're just effectively gathering dust in my closet. But it's like I don't know they were given to me, you know, Like I guess that.

Depends on what it is, like if I care about it, then i'll if you care get like there's like a like and there's also things that I regret selling, like hardware like old hardware and things like that, or like even just like games that I would trade them in, just like I've never I've never felt good about trading in a game or like selling something that I already own, and in that regard.

If I can detach them things, but it's like I I'm not if I'm not if someone gives me out of like a gift, I don't like getting rid of it.

I don't like it.

That's fair, It's just sentimental. It's like but if I I feel like.

I'm not sentimental over every gift though I guess exactly. It's like if like my parents gifted me socks for Christmas or something, you would.

I have something that like is worthless in the real world, but it's it's cool to me. Where when I hit one hundred k subscribers on YouTube, like they're like, had some champagne, oh you know, and then like, uh, the the the thing that like holds the quirk, you know, the little thing you on twisted and shit like that, it was made into like this little memento that had like like it's like one hundred count it and stuff and it's just cool. I was like, oh, that's really cool.

That's crazy asking you agree, like that's like, you know, it depends on how bad times are, like if I'm really like, if I come poor like I was before, I'm going to New York getting those cards and they're they're gone out the fucking business.

To be fair, I was speaking of that.

I was speaking of that huge announcement Kings it's fired.

That would suck. It would suck for you guys too. You'd lose something special here. But I'd be like, hey, I get it. Whatever.

I would just watch from the outside, just hate comments and wild wild they come.

I would say, there's some things I'm saying that's crazy. I have something I'm sending my not like I have a I have the the Little Capsule of Rice and that I used to kill Hulk Coga and I.

Still have that. Nice God, it's cool you still have that.

Yeah, and I'll never sell it.

Don't sell it. And also it's it's completely fine because I don't think, uh, the police care. Yeah, and he's like they throw a bag and cool because I'm sure somehow Cogan is fucked over like police too, Like yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah.

The stories, first of all, the most pathological liar in history just right over. Brother. It's crazy how much he's lying about everything. He's always going to be the basiss for Metallica. Brother. But then I got something like like he just just for no reason. Yeah, he inserts himself into everything. To be fair, he is a musician, but Metallica, No, he was absolutely not gonna play baseball. Mettalgica's fucking stupid.

Why would they say that? The thing media thing that's crazy about a lie like that is like, why are you lying publicly about things that you're involving people in your lie that could easily so easily Yeah, just like, well what did they say?

They said, absolutely not like like it's so easy to verify since everybody knows Metallica, so it's like, hey, I'm a huge journalist. I'm gonna call Metallica because I've interviewed them a thousand times.

It's a smart way to lie like that. It's not even like you're using like some band that's like you know nothing, or like like like a foreign indie band or something, you know what I mean? Yeah, Metallica.

Yeah, it should it should have been even like a smaller well, like you're older, you're i don't think he is actually even even they are in the same bracket. Yeah, you can't be his dad. Yeah, so, uh, what is it?

The South Park thing is crazy. They they just used Trump's face straight up. They subdomned him.

Yeah, they saidomned him. They they introduced him. They they mirrored the same ship, you know, even the so in the South Park movie in particular, there was a scene where say, uh, saddamkis pulling out like his dick with a dildo, but it just looks like a real dick and it's like huge and ship. But like so they did kind of the same thing with that. But Trump, they just kept emphasizing all small as fucking dick is. And that's the thing like that. That the weird thing

It looks it looks completely Yeah, we don't know, it's fairly convincing to me.

It seems completely especially with the I just don't know why. Usually these things are authenticated, and that kind of gives me the indication that I'm like.

Oh shit, it's conspicuous. Yeah, that it isn't authenticated.

So I'm like, okay, And maybe it is now because now that this came out, maybe some people are gonna like do some with it. Who knows, but uh, yeah, it's very clear the way that Trump speaks about he talks about his hands, he was insecure about his hands being small because what that what that says. He's talked about Arnold Palmer's big ass dick, which which is he's envious.

I forgot about it.

It's definitely weird, but it's obvious that he has fucking little dick syndrome, where like he's very upset that he's like over six feet and his dick's small comparative to his fucking body. There's a what's the amazing atheist? Uh? That was he doesn't give a shit though, but that's he's like six' Six and then that video released a film like pouring hot water on his, dick and people Like Jesus christ Is penis is small and he's, like, YEAH i got a small. Dick it's funny that he doesn't.

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One but, yeah, MAN i don't, know like that episode was clearly just to let's just blow shit.

Up. YEAH i. HOPE i hope they keep. GOING i hope it gets worse from here. ON i hope they keep doing. It it can't be done right way if.

They Got, saddam they Got saddam reincarnated As. TRUMP i love that they don't even do an. Impression it's just it's just the.

Same he's, like, hey like it's it's it's they're not even, trying which is. Funny it's like and that weird fucking video at the end where they're LIKE a videos.

CRAZY i don't think it's the thing that's so is IT ai or is a deep?

Fake so everybody kept SAYING.

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Face it felt like the face was just date, fake but this was an actual.

Person they just got a fat.

Guy and then because that's what the thing, unfortunate everything's CALLED ai, nowadays so that's just what it's just in the. Zeitgeist IT'S, ai LIKE.

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Portfolios that, Is that's WHERE i differ so much because my brain is, like just look it.

Up that seemed.

INTUITIVE i understand what, like just look it up. ALWAYS i understand what you're. Saying but there's like If i'm deeply If i'm curious about, Something i'll look it. Up but If i'm like really only like kind of teetering on the edge of curiosity about it's, like, yeah Maybe i'll watch. IT i don't necessarily care that much to look it, up especially if, like all, right conversations, Done i'm gonna go off and do something THAT i have to, do and Then i'm probably gonna forget about what it.

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Covid, yeah we were in the.

Apartment, yeah we just started watching South park. Again and that's WHEN i got back on the. Bandwagon and it's crazy BECAUSE i kind of stopped in like twenty like eleven, ten like they did the frightening or with the fucking giant fucking hamsters or the guinea.

PIGS i don't remember that, one or The.

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Genius he's just gay. Genius it's like he's.

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That my name is, redeem my, dude that's so. Funny, bother redeem is not a.

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Direction but then like it's like, that it's like two, lefts you.

Know double. Negatives, yeah it's like a double.

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Listen, yeah So South park was was. COOL i hope they keep. Going, UH i hope they do some crazy. SHIT i hope they do borderline stuff that's like objectively like.

Suitable they gotta, yeah they gotta go harder in the paint because that was that was a great. Start but also they're GONNA i THINK i think if they go much, harder the paint will get. CANCELED i think that'll be.

Funny, YEAH i think. THAT i think it would be part of the. Joke, yeah That South park got canceled over, THAT i would hope, so and then they get their.

MONEY i like. That they also took a few shots at like the uh the anti woke crowd could like, SAY i Mean cartman saying oh, MAN i because you, know the grifters thrive off of that, stuff And cartman is a representation of that in that episode where he's, like, fuck all this stuff is getting canceled and getting. Removed they're Putting god back in the, School they're Puting jesus back in the. School they're doing all these. Things it's like this ship isn't? Funny makes a character.

TOO i like how he was, like oh, man they CANCELED.

NPR i loved. It it was so funny talking about like a girl got stoned in the for getting. RAPED i heard that AND I i was, laughing, laughing And lily was, like how are you?

Laughing at that it's, good like because it's it's. Sad it actually did feel like the way it was written actually did feel like. Classics so it really, LIKE i mean it's it's a bit slower, STILL i feel like it could be, faster but like there are elements of it was like they're saying a lot of stuff.

Here so it was. Good, yeah felt that felt very, nostalgic And i'm, like, great that's HOW i Remember South park says just kind of kind of hit me over the head like, fast like you, know LIKE i didn't get caught me off Guard randy and bed like ASKING gbt like whether or Not god should be in schools and it zooms out and his wife is just like completely, ignored like oh, yeah what makes?

It the part that the part that made me laugh the most is Like carlo's talking about everything and just the face Of kyle like just he didn't EVEN i think it's even say anything to him that, Episode LIKE i think.

That was like when A jewish girl got. Raped it stowed right out and he's just like.

He just fucking waltz off And i'm like this is like it's for. ME i GOTTA i gotta go chuckle out of The the one real joke set a punchline joke is the is the electric.

Car, yeah he's.

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FAIL i think. THAT i think it's really.

GOOD i hope uh, YEAH i hope they keep. Going but we're running a little. BIT i want to get to this that you reminded me before we. Started The Candice on is being sued by what The french government or?

Something what The french government because it's the prime president prime, minister they call it prime. MINISTER i think they're called The. Wizard, yeah it's the gay. MAN i guess that's the. Problem so the Macron macron Basically emmanuel, mccron is that his. NAME i, Listen i'm Not i'm Not. HAITIAN i don't. Know i'm not His, YEAH i really have you wish you were my?

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That was the, first like one of the first three any. Thing, yeah you were just in the same, week for.

Sure you're definitely one of the first for. Sure and, uh that was. Crazy she got flamed for. It you, know it was kind of like an online bullying. Website it's, like, oh it's supposed to hold people, accountable but it was really just kind of like almost like a doxing kind

Notoriety you can't make the merch not valuable. ANYMORE i gotta sell.

Merch so they finally were, like, oh, yeah fuck this. Bitch she said That macron reached out To trump and Asked trump to get her to, stop and so she talked about on her podcast saying like, Yeah i'm not gonna. Stop she doubled down fucking crazy and so now she's getting shoot and she's saying holds no, merit and why she, said, OH i asked if she wanted to be interviewed or If macrome wanted to be interviewed about, this and like that shows that it's in good faith and this is not.

That's not that's not how that. Works i'm pretty sure it works at. All that's not that you don't have to accept what interview from someone that doesn't that DOESN'T.

I reached out in good. Faith i'm, like, no you can defame someone and still reach out for a. Comment what are you talking? ABOUT i could say you're a gay rat that rapes people and they'd be, like would you like to comment on? It that isn't? Me and all of a, sudden oh, no see that was a good Faith like what do you? Crazy like it's just like The Fox news they were so, Happy oh. GOOD i feel like.

There's no way they, like what a dumb hill to die? On like, why like you're gonna get.

SMOKED i FEEL i feel like she's gonna lose a lot of, money especially she doesn't have the back end The Daily, wire so this is just gonna be like fucket straight. Up, yeah but allegedly or not. ALLEGEDLY i think her husband has a lot of money, too SO i don't think it's gonna hur him as much as it SHOULD i, Imagine BUT i imagine they're going to. SETTLE i wish they wouldn't. SETTLE i wish there'd be a real fucking like TRUNKLE i really go to. COURT

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To do so much he. Dies but other than, that if it turns out was right and his wife has a fucking twelve inure ah, rah like the video comes, out it's not a it's completely authenticated like in The superman. Movie we're, like, no, no, yeah we, UNDERSTAND i, understand we, know we know we have top guys and then just just taking all twelve.

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Exactly hello to the three voices in my head that make me. Laugh my question is, simple would you rather live the rest of your life in The Elder scrolls world or The fallout? World both will start you around the, wait both will start around the starting time of the most recent, Games and, no you can't tell yourself to get. Out SO i, guess, well, YEAH i do.

Not want to live in A fallout of the, Bullshit but Also Elder scrolls the world is objectively more, terrifying but.

It's more, whimsical though it's more like.

Fantastical it's more like your.

Pee but it's also more like dude a daydre could come the house and rape me, silly and they put me in another.

Dimension but you, see there's a lot of people that are just living their, lives, right you just go to the same thing. Fallout but that's WHAT i, mean, like even though you're living your, life you still have radiated water you, meet let it become a. BOOL i could live. FOREVER i guess there's no guarantee you'll become a. Ghoul that's. True super. Mutant CAN i choose WHO i? Be i'd be super. Mutan you you're just. You it's.

GAY i don't want to become a. Gool IF i can become a, ghoul i'll be. Fun i'd become a.

Ghoul you you understand that's like not a fun. Existence it's. Not But i'm a, mortal SO i mean you're you're functionally immortal in in the sense that radiation can kill, you but a lot of other things are dangerous to.

You, yeah you. CAN i don't want to be a. Farol he'll be a fair.

PARA i, GUESS i, LOOK I i WOULD i Mean i'm gonna say Eld, SCROLLS I i Like fallout more AND i think that world is. Cooler i'm more into it from a vibe. PERSPECTIVE i like the old retro, feature old fifties. MUSIC i love.

It it's.

Cool but IF i had to live in that, world, No i'm underground all the. Time you, Depressed you've never you never see the fucking, SUN i would go, Insane.

Like i'm gonna, Go i'm thinking of the worst. Set i'm going to the extreme, worst the, worst And eldest grows nuke nuke going off the worst And fallout is a.

Nuke see what we need is we need Nukes In Elder scrolls and daydra And fallout have. Nukes Dragons dragons aren't real effectively their whole dragon like metaphorically and.

Nuke but, like, yeah dragons are horrible to everyone that isn't the, dragon but we played as the dragon. Board so to, us dragons are LIKE i can yell this nig out the, sky but to other, people that's just your town's, gone that's your home is just gone and you can't do anything about. It nuca is a one and. Done the dragon is as long as it wants to be. Around it's gonna burn up, places you.

Know, yeah you can rebuild it really. Quickly there's no like fallout or. Anything there's like fallout though there's nothing there. Anymore you just rebuild. It you just got to break more, lumber with more lumber and more what people that are? COOKED i mean you need to uncook? Them, yeah, yeah. Magic you just can't resurrect people, though can you.

Not i'm pretty sure there are zombies and older, scrolls.

But you can't resurrect. People they can be brought back to, life but you can't do. That why can't? It why, no, no, no have you done? It i'll. Read i'll find a book And i'll read it And i'll learn because there's no. Resurrection that's how all the sculls. Work there's possession and ship like. That there's noctes them and then.

We'll fucking possess. People When i'm Going i'm, Dead i'm gonna bring myself back BECAUSE i can do.

That you also find. IT i don't know you can find a sword that does. It like there's that's kind of. Thing it's LIKE i think Elder. Skulls this world is more scary at its, worst BUT i think you're. Right, YEAH i would rather have a chance OF i don't. Know the Easy i'll put it.

Way the easiest life in The Older scrolls is far, more is far better than the easiest life and.

Fall the easiest life and faw is.

You live in a fucking commune in, underground never see the. Sun the air is fucking recycled, old and you're just depressed until you. Die that's the. Lame the easiest In Elder scrolls is like what like you're just kind of like a maybe like a.

Living White and, yeah chill hearing a nigga yell About tallos all. Day it's like bro bro.

Screaming Still tallos is. Sexy you don't, Know Lord talos will be, back and it's, like, dude shut the, yeah kill play. THROUGH i kill him, ABSOLUTELY i never cause let him let him And RAVEN i walked past him a bunch. Time he usually make sure it's the animation where it decapitates.

Them we need to Bring talos back into. Schools the one true children of The coaster.

Fell, yeah, YEAH i gotta get new. Ones talking About Elder. Scrolls if he did, that if you like, him he was like a really big fan Of elder. Scrolls that's. Dangerous it's dangerous because he would get he would get. People he would get.

People think is that he's not personalble enough to do to take the time to learn stuff like. That he just thinks the way he is will get. People, yeah but if he took time.

To be like make tell us great. Again like if, he like if he took.

A month of being quiet and came back and pulled Some zoran, Show he's like started talking about Like wu tang and.

Being, cool it'd be, like, ah, fuck he's never gonna not be. President make white Run, white run, again.

Run, white make it run white. AGAIN i think there should be, like, right, wait is really a real big? Thing typical fucking red guard saying. Guard they're really fast and they don't get. Tired it's kind of. Weird our godans are sexy when they have their Big.

This guy's throwing in. Jail ours are, weird right, Anyway.

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Ruined they don't trust.

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But everybody won't. KNOW i think he's read the whole.

Everybody what if your name doesn't cut, Off i'll read, it.

Just keep just just read. Again.

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Comics do you do? That of course. Not they're worth. Money the fuck you're not gonna sell. Them they're still. Worse something doesn't mean, yeah but you said you're not gonna sell. Them i'm gonna give them. Up i'm gonna give them other people so they can tell them. Eventually why wouldn't Come and if you're why wouldn't you come? On if you're gonna given other people because they might want to sell?

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Comics, loser fucking.

Loser all my comics are, laminated And i've never laminated.

Anything that's. Crazy can there be a Good halo show about The Master chief or does a Good halo show need to be About Spartan's, listen you. CAN'T i think you.

COULD i think people don't know how to write video game. Stories, generally most of them are, bad even still to this day where we're getting good. Stuff. Eh so you said A halo show Without. Spartans, NO i think you can have A halo show With. SPARTAN i think you can't have The chief be a central. Character like he's not the Main he's not even the main character of the of the game, either so it's just like it's.

NOT i don't.

THINK i don't think you can have a Good halo, show especially the first, one Without Master chief being a main character.

And it being.

No, NO i said the Main, like you can have him be like a, character but like HE'S i don't want to see him, shitting you, KNOW i don't want to see him brushing his.

Teeth, okay you don't want you don't want there to be you don't want there to be a deep character study of Master, chief but HE i don't think there needs to. Be, YEAH i, agree but he has to be objectively the avenue by which we explore that.

WORLD i.

UNDERSTAND i GUESS i feel it like A shepherd kind of, thing where it's just like Massive Mass effect is About, shepherd but it's also it's more about everybody around him than it is About, Shepherd like you're just kind of doing.

Things, yeah and Like shepherd's the avenue by which we explore the, universe right and so and so that's what it.

Is that's all you.

Need BUT i can't it can't not be about it can't be not About Smart and it's, Like i'm, sorry you can't do a show like.

That just find another spart because like the reason.

The reason Why Star wars exists because LIKE i like in a lot Of hay look To Star wars a lot of. IT i think there's a lot of similarities in the way they do. Things AND i think THAT i think you're, Gay, yeah well, probably BUT i.

DO i think it would have been smart if that's what A paramount, did where they explored the the humanity critical humanity of A spartan through through.

Through Another, spartan a Non chief spart and not have been really. Cool chief could have been a character that existed that he might have aspired to be. Like or if they might have taken the whole idea Of Spartan locke looking For chief and made that a, SHOW i think that could have been. Cool the problems that people don't Like, lock BUT i think that could have been.

First, game just do it to be, like why not just have the characters be marines and then the chief is? There, like you don't need it's not, hard, man there's so many there's so many military, Movies platoon fucking like a. Million just do that with a fucking big guy.

Hot take in.

There this is a hot take for. ME i don't care ABOUT i don't want adaptations.

ANYMORE i don't.

WANT i felt that way Forever i'm But i'm saying they're happening. ANYWAY i don't so if you're going to do, them do. Them but, like like people don't like double.

Mccrowthers So i'm, Like i'm glad it's not the exact GAME i, played BECAUSE i already played that fucking.

GAME i don't need. To i'm gonna have a better experience from the GAME i already.

HAD i guess it brings people to, It but, LIKE i just WANT i want things in the, universe and if there's gonna be a different, continuation go in there and change up and make it.

GOOD i don't. MIND i don't mind them changing. THINGS i don't even mind them like fucking around things, Intensely but, LIKE i DON'T i HATE i don't like my parents coming to. Be it's, like, HEY i Watched. HALO i

About This this is exact HOW i feel about comic. Books what do you?

Mean it's exact HOW i feel about combos Above WHEN mcu and like that this is exact FEELING i have like literally every in, fact every single. SUPERMOVIE i think some of them ARE i think a lot of them are done, well but none of them get the character exactly. Right and it burns my heart Because i'm, like you're missing things about this.

CHARACTER i.

THINK i just think there's, like what's the comic book that MOVIE i can go? OVER i would say it's for. Me the one that glares to me has always been the Ramy Spider man. Movies so, crazy but it's not he does the thing right where he gets the cast more Than Homecoming, HOMECOMING i don't even count. It it's, like whatever this, is this IS. Mcu, shit this is already just so, wrong you, know but like.

There's escape for escape from THE i don't EVEN i can't even get. IT i get so mad WHEN i hear them say, stuff And i'm, LIKE i gotta take a step. Back these guys are younger than, me, clearly and they clearly never read any of the mediums they're talking. About they are just fans of the pop culture stuff of.

IT i gotta just take a step back Because i'll just get mad And i'll start commenting wild at them and it is no need for. That there's no need for. That they can enjoy however they want. To, yeah but it's like the ideas Like Peter. Parker Peter PARKER i

Peter that's Not. Peter BUT i think that's an objective.

THING i think IT'S i think if you're reading of the comics that is like His, lynchpins, objectively you'll feel that.

Way.

Yeah BUT i think the thing is that a movie and a comic not the same, thing AND i have to understand, that AND i have to make peace with.

That, YEAH i. Don't, YEAH i don't think that necessarily. Matters but it's just THE a lot of times it's hard to be, Like, okay DO i think this is the better character or is this unanimously everybody's like it's like like a book versus a movie or. Something the book character was written so much better than the movie

Better people that read comics say, that, yes people that don't. Recover but the thing is that more people real watch movies thanvery.

Comics.

Yeah, sure so there now is going to be, louder and it's like, yeah and it's it's, nothing and IS i have to very, much SO i will criticize it BECAUSE i love the character so.

Much The remi movies are.

Amazing Even Spider man three is still a great fucking film, experience Spider man one a fantastic, movie Spider man two landmark comic book. Film but it's only a critique because out of THE i.

Guess the thing is, like there's the issue is, that like there's WHEN i WHEN i look At Spider man as a movie and then like the comics in the, games Like i've seen Enough Spider man to know like there's differences between them that are pretty stark and, obvious but none of them feel bastard like a. Bastardization and so And i'm, Like i'm fine with, change like, whatever like organic, webbing fine if you want, To Like i'm even find, It Like, okay may is the Uncle man this?

Time?

Fine but like to, me That halo show has, nothing like there's Literally i'm not even exaggerating WHEN i say they they might as well not have had that character have that, name because it's just not at. All even he sucks a prisoner of war in that show the levels what there's there's literally and.

So that's What i'm. Saying it's like the degree, easy that's. CRAZY i feel like Chiefs dick don't. Work would probably true if it was an efficient. SOLDIER i feel like cat too. Much Stop.

CAT i feel like they're generally castrated in some way or like something or very. Least they're like inhibited pretty heavily and so, LIKE i guess.

That's why they took that. Ship he took that ship? Out did he take the ship? OUT i didn't watch, It, yeah but it's Not and that's also not HOW i.

Know it's, funny, dude he like did surgery on himself to take the pill out or like a thing out of his. Back that was like making him he can like some feel or something now he can. Feel it was something, like that's not they can't feel because they've been brainwashed. Forever it's not like there's not.

Like it's similar to which is like which is like they don't have, emotions don't have, emotions but they're fucking.

Traumatized, yeah and it's not like it's, right.

Yeah and it's not like they're not characters Like chief has he jokes around and like it's he doesn't say a, lot but he jokes, Sometimes like it's not he's not like a fucking you, know an. Automaton but LIKE i just there is. Nothing there's no character in comic book media from like comics to the big screen that is as missed the mark of an interpretation as The Master chief is from the games or even the book to the.

I, THINK i. Agree how DO i explain this? Right and that there's never been and that this is the first. Try that's what's.

Frustrating it's, like play it safe the first, time, Dude just go with what we, know and then like later on you can get crazy with. It later on you're gonna Have tony start Teaching Peter parker how to do ship because we have already had a lot Of Peter.

Parker and that's a that's a true. Thing but the problem is, this, right there are things that are as way off for. Characters the problem is that they're not as.

Ship that is the.

Problem there are, things there are things that are way off for a lot of characters in the movies of. Comics you're, like but the warm thing you're talking about like it being like luke. Warm, yeah but they're. Not, oh some of them are good like That DANIELSEN mc was fucking. STUPID i hate That e's that. Way he's so much better in the. Comics but the problem is that the idea of a character being in love with the concept of death may not trans people can't. Read

Not THAT i THINK i think the thing that LIKE i but.

He serves the.

Story but he fits into cheap, history fits into the story relatively.

Funny but that's WHAT i, Mean LIKE i believe it's just, Listen i'm not Even i'm not even exaggerate WHEN i, say, Like i'm not even exactly WHAT i would. Be he they could make chief into like a fucking Borderline deadpool ask character where he's just cracking jokes all the, time and that would be, like that's, annoying but it would at least be fucking more fun than whatever the FUCK i saw in the two.

Seasons where he's, LIKE i don't think you. Can i'm not even.

Exaggerate you can say that right.

NOW i think you can say that right now without having, it BECAUSE i know, You, CHRIS i know you you would fucking hate.

THAT i think you. Could you could say that right. NOW i, wish, YEAH i. Wish. Yeah it's like me saying, like, Oh i'd rather have one of these weird things happen to me than it, happens And i'm It's it's.

The same thing with Like, Fallout Like fallout's not really Like fallout is, absurd.

But everything About fallout is relative To fallout, still like all of that dump should happen in that.

Show that happens in that but it's treated a little bit more lightly in the, show like they kind of treat it lighter than they do in the. Game like in the, games it's pretty die or like the humor comes from your understanding of like what the this is? Crazy AND i.

Think it's probably the. Music and like ironic the show does, THAT i think like it.

Doesn't this is not like everything that happened in The fallout show could happen in the, game you, know but it wouldn't be the comedic writing of.

It it would be us seeing. It like IF i was given that saying just said THE n, word if IF i was floating against IF i was floating in an ethereal space looking down upon two realities and one of them was a, reality where like the show was just The halo show was Just, halo but like Master chief joked a, lot and the other one was he rapes a prisoner of war and, uh the arbiter dies immediately and everything is. Wrong keys dies before he lands

I get respect. Completely that's complete hind, insight because in the Crystal ball, scenario if you never had this horrible version and you had The deadpool when you would still hate.

IT i probably.

WOULD i probably absolutely. WOULD i don't know IF i would hate they didn't know about this other, version.

You know WHAT i, MEAN i probably would hate it as, like because the core principle is, like this is the first. Try, guys just do the. Material just do the fucking. Material don't go crazy when you're adapting some people the first, time you're screwing over your ability to have a long like. Longevity this thing works because people like what's, there adapt what's. There and if in the future it gets crazy and

Been don't even home, like LIKE i understand it's, there LIKE I Tom, HOLLAND i. DON'T i don't consider That Spider. Man it's it's a good.

MOVIE i like that. MOVIE i, don't BUT i. Don't it's Not it's so not for, us. Dude. YEAH i wonder if the the the younger, generations if they fuck With Spider man in the same way we fucked with The sam RAIMIS. I i. DON'T i don't talk to any young. PEOPLE i like, That SO i, don't you, know it's, crazy, like, hey are you guys like? You guys fucking like? You you, know like Like Tom holland is my Spider. Man people, love people.

Love the problem with That Spider man is, that unfortunately That Spider man came out so close to The Spider verse.

Movies so a lot of young people Like. MILES a lot of them Love Miles, moraless like like he's a that makes a ton of. Sense he might not be more popular Than, peter but, like relatively there.

Was there was a conversation we had many, many, many many many episodes on this very show where we had this exact conversation we were at the. Time we were, LIKE i don't know if he's more popular, YET i think he might be at this.

Point he's he's fast approaching. That even WHEN i just think about it, Immediately i'm, Like i've definitely seen the influence Of Miles morales Versus, uh this version Of Peter parker hasn't really had any state powerful the big feel Why, YEAH i, MEAN i mean the animated movies are like the people's Top Spider man, movies which is wrong but like that's, Fine like.

It's it's a completely respectable LIKE i WOULDN'T i wouldn't be like that's, wrong even THOUGH i just.

Didn't the.

Problem the problem is that the problem is, that and the big problem is That miles has more character as a person Than peter does. Exactly peter is a character from like a very much so bygone era In. Italy so it's, like that's, why you, Know i'm still gonna Love Peter parker Over miles every, day even if he's a cultural copy of. Me i'm gonna be, like this Is Peter. Parker he's the. Goat he's the one that got the black. Suit he's the one that got buried

THAT i think the animated movies just speak to them more BECAUSE i mean they're just. Better they're better.

Film it's a better way to Convey Spider.

Man, yeah, yeah fucking way in every way and every but it's always all, that Like i'd rather a game with thrown show any day that's animated than a fucking live. Action it's it's because anything, fantastical, yeah is better.

Animated and the reason the reason WHY i love those those first Two Spider man movies so much is because they're so impressive in spite of that the fact, that Like Spider man can't really be done well in live, action but it's done pretty. Well it, is, like that's what's impressive about that.

Movie to.

Me it's done well in ways that are crazy, too because it's Like.

Green gofin looks so stupid in those movies it shouldn't, work but also it looks fucking.

Awesome it's a lot like, say in the same, way it's a lot Like The New superman to, me where it's like a lot of this shouldn't, work but it. Does and it's kind of like this is insane that This Green goblin stupid Fucking Power rangers, thing which was dumb at the, Time LIKE i remember people talking, about like this is a dumb, costume but it was it's so. Iconic look like it's a cool fucking help the WAY i.

SEE i definitely had a different conversations because when you JUST i feel like it's nostalgic an when you look at the Comics Brother, brother because that that's our Green goblin, technically, yeah but like by that state of the.

Measurement the fucking Spider man with no webs on it's only webs right, here looks so silly to.

LOOK I i JUST i look the comics looks really he looks. Insane he looks like a real. Goblin there's, yeah it's IT'S i was. Experience it's just it doesn't, matter it's it's it's here to stay. You you think about Green, goblin you think about that fucking suit you. Do, yeah so it's like it worked thinking.

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Nazi whoever drew him like? That, LIKE i, mean they Drew Peter parker the famous look old Bitch Peter parker. Is, Yeah peter's thinner Than chris but like half a foot, taller and he JUST i know he's. Hulking MJ's kind of brolic.

Brother they were showing Bil burr was talking, About, uh oh my, GOD. Mj well help, me what? Helpened you gotta do him?

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Most pushback in The the only contention in that podcast was, like, OH i don't know which one's. BETTER i HEARD i heard, that like that was. HAPPENING i was, like that's a, Joke.

Hitler what are you Like marvel OR?

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Shit always blows my mind because it's like is the Machine at that point just becomes like what do you think the machine? Is like if the machine says crazy that the sky is? Blue is it hypocritical to just agree with a factor just because the, machine you.

Know WHAT i? Mean, like it's just, see the problem is they don't think it's a. Fact that's. Right but that's the only issue because because all they said, was, hey, guys you should probably stay home and probably get vaccinated so we can beat this. Thing oh they're with the machine, Now i'm, like, oh so, scientists what are you? Saying it's not even fucking people.

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NOTHING i think they.

DON'T i THINK i think debate culture online is different than. DEBATE i think there's like still places where LIKE i think you can have a real, debate but like you have to go seek them, out and they're they're probably happening in more academic, settings not on FUCKING i.

THINK i think.

CONVERSATION i think the debate comes in a different.

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MEANT i THINK i think that's objectively what they. Mean BUT i think that the word debate is used in a political sense opposed to conversational. DISCUSSION i think those are things that are fundamental for. Existence BUT i think.

Think debate has ever been positive. PERSONALLY i don't think debates change those. Minds, really there's that my mind's changed by debates really like, that like debate like a it's been a long, time, granted like like BECAUSE.

I think you people come in, there, RIGHT i think, Not, okay That's i'm being hyperbolic when saying.

NEVER i think that's a that's an incorrect. Way it's probably like early high school THAT i.

Remember but it's like you come into this conversation, already, right and you come and people come in there with their own particular, beliefs, right there are people that are kind of capable of being, swayed but that is such a minute number opposed to often they come there and it is a lot of really negative mentalities are. Validating here's that's what my Convers here's here's here's WHAT i.

Do here's WHAT i genuinely. FEEL i think because at a certain, point people do settle in and people build philosophies and reinforce.

THEM i think there comes a point in your life where debate no longer really matters because you kind of just know where you. Stand BUT i think when you're younger and you're more like trying to figure things. OUT i think it actually does. HELP i don't think the way.

THAT i don't think the way that it's being nurtured right now is positive or that the way the debate is done now helps BECAUSE i think this the way that we're doing it now is fucking. Stupid jubilee is

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Believe but the thing is, that LIKE i think the nature of debate is like when you the problem with debates is that facts are not the. FOREFRONT i think facts have to be the. Forefront and what happens when facts aren't the. Forefront it turns into people saying whatever the fuck they, want, sure and then lying in front of, people and then that was lies get reinforced because they're

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Us and then we did it at two. Am we did that two am specifically because we were, like we don't want to we don't want nobody to see what we're doing. IT i guess want to do it. Now we're, like, yeah let's go do. It we brought it down in the middle of the, night and the fucking ram it down the.

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Die their physical history is like right next to.

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Influence why don't we have like pop or deacon drip? Stuff why don't we just wa like us in? General, us like us.

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Great my family can't, eat but like looking at, me hopefully in the next LIFE i, have things will be.

Good it, Right that's What i'm. Doing i'm gonna. Move i'm gonna Move jojo AND i into a studio so we can afford a pope drip good. Idea, yeah that's crazy an, INVESTMENT i, AGREE i.

Think so your best to come up the, closet like you know the ironing board beds that, DUDE i love.

THOSE i love. THAT i like.

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Called, YEAH i just remember being, like this is a fucking great. IDEA i think the idea of, That, LIKE i love.

This if you just have LIKE i, Like i'd like to have one of, those IF i possibly had a more respectious, apartment you, know like IF i had like a like instead of having people sleep on my, Couch i'd love people to HAVE i have a really big thing about sleeping on my.

COUCH i don't like. IT i don't like to sleeping on the. Couch why is?

That BECAUSE i was WHEN i grew.

UP i was, like because my grandma always had like these fucking stupid ass fancy leather couches that she would actually take the plastic off. Of SO i was, like you, guys can't sleep for your guys gotta go.

To your room and, sleep so that that her rules rubbed off on.

You, yes it's, like just don't, sleep, like don't sleep living room because when sleep in living, room also you prevent the room from being used from other people as well, too so now no one else can use, it you, know because.

You're here sleeping in the living. Room, yeah it's like it wasn't like a choice most people that's why they. Sleep, yeah nobody sleeps in the living room because they want. To oh, yeah but like for, me like for, me, now like IF i had a ch that's WHY i, SAID i had a chance to like have that with a different like a more spacious. Places but it comes out of the clause here's another, bed you.

Know space saving. FURNITURE i Just i'm really into.

IT i, LIKE i like.

IT i understand there's a lot of mechanisms that can. Go that's the only real real reason WHY i never really invested in, it because like the idea of like like one part of this, breaks then the whole thing is kind of fucked and THEN i have to replace. It and like how specialty of a part is, That, like, yeah.

They don't and they don't.

Build so anything with more than one component really like always has that extra layer of, Like, okay this becomes more complex and this becomes a bigger problem to fix down the. Line my, dad you know, what my dad really got this into me where like AND i think it was just joking. Around i'm sure he just meant it as a, joke but it like it hit me in a core of my brain Where i'll never be able to forget.

It and it really really altered my brain, entirely where LIKE i opened the recliner once and he was, like that's you, know you just that's exactly one less recline that that chair can. Do, now that is so, insane AND i think about that every TIME i use. Anything, yeah that's.

True every time you, breathe that's one less breath you have left the, breath, Right but like so what that's like such.

An arbitrary thing to Be, no but because like that's, true it, is it is. True but also what you, know what you can do is just replace the nuts and. Bolts well, yeah that's WHAT i mean without, right without that but that's, yeah the the inaugural run of this thing without you having to inconvenience yourself to fix.

It, yeah you, know well that's it's over to.

Me i'm, like well, whatever but it's it's it's like it's like growing up WITH i CAN'T i feel cheated as LIKE i feel, cheated as LIKE i think there was a little bit of a GRAZE i think or. Something BUT i feel. Cheated were the way that we conserved energy as, uh like see how my mom and parents conserved. Energy and WE i didn't get a c until after high. School and, yeah just we never had

You were having that you were living in that Hay arnold, episode, Right, yeah, yeah.

We just out. Here we just like we were just fucking, fans, dude fans taking extra showers like you took it like it's so, Hot i'm just gonna jump in the shower for a couple of minutes to cool, down and then when you come, out it feels so fucking. Great like SOMETIMES i would even have like a jersey because jerseys would hold so much water and just put the jersey on and it, would you, know hold all that water

It it's the misconception of how people told less air conditioning work because you're, like, oh air, conditionings like every time you turn off and turn it, on you're gonna fucking every time you leave it on is gonna use.

More it's, like, no turning it on is what burns a huge amount of. Energy it's starting it.

Up if you leave it, on it will be fine, relatively if you keep turning it on and, off that's where the problem comes. From and it's like this is a huge lie that like poor people were told just so just start to live well even brought.

That lie to. Them that was like.

Even then, though LIKE i just STILL i think it's LIKE I i out put it this. WAY i can't imagine a world WHERE i would prioritize other luxuries over air, conditioning you know WHAT i, Mean, like if if there is anything That i'm going to splur, jeohn it's air conditioning or like just or heating it in a cold like any anything that keeps the. Livable like why AM i gonna Have we're gonna have? Cable a cable package over over the we're in the a c insane.

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ME i have pretty under the covers with eighty plus degrees, before because it's Really i've. Done it's really hard for me not to super covers on. Me it's REALLY i recently have at LEAST i have to have recently acquired ability.

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RIGHT i prefer being an adult on a child any. Day BUT i do have things from the childhood THAT i.

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