#327: Cancer Biden

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Yeah, exactly because you were saying, I hope this is true currently have always been doing this right, right, guys? Right? I like it.

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I just wanted to address it. That's not like a change that's happening.

We kind of I planned it to be kind of an extra AMMO and then we were kind of going longer, and then I realized that we weren't even looking at the questions really, so is this like what is this? So I just considered it, like I'm telling you right now, I just considered it a special episode.

There was no because we talked about this before. I already made plans on Monday, so there was no way. I wasn't doing an I.

Was like, no, no, I know I was, but I was thinking, like, oh, maybe it'll be an extra AMMO that we'll just put out for everybody or something that'll be it. Yeah, we're doing an extra AMO today anyway, right what I mean it would be like an extra extra Ammo.

But that's kind of how because we didn't because we we do shows now on Monday and then Wednesday we do a show in an extra AMMO. Sure if on Sunday, if you guys did an extra Ammo all that would have done. Was there needs to be a show on Monday and Wednesday, but not an extra AMMO And I was like, no, I'm busy on Monday. Even if the show was an hour, it was gonna be a regular show.

I was like no. I was like, no, you did.

I mean if anything to me, I'm like, this was a special episode. I even cause look, man, I also I appreciate the people and their money and the credit what we do. I appreciate that, but y'all, you you're taking massive. I cut out the part where you guys were saying some really bad stuff about the credits, and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't want these people to feel bad and feel not encouraged to

It's terrible.

I was just like, I was like, goddamn, do.

You go some of the names the fucking dude, the Beatles, man, I fucking hate that shit. Dude. Whatever. Look, look, I appreciate the money you give me. I'm sure I appreciate that, but you get that's such a that's such a nothing. I appreciate I appreciate the fact that you guys are helping us live our lives. You hate. The money you give me is so great. But let me explain, I cannot like the Beatles, the the fucking sextapaides of Beetles. It is absolutely one of the things I hate the most.

Now, well, you're doing a great job at making sure it continues.

You can't stand it. I want I'm gonna You're gonna turned me into a you know what's interesting?

So uh, I don't know if Jalen ever caught any of these shows, but I have a feeling maybe he has, because he genuinely seemed disappointed you guys didn't do the credits. Like I was looking at his his his his mannerism, It's like, are you are you sure? Like he was just like like, because there's a lot we were enjoy Yeah, that part of the show, because it's so stupid.

No, I I agree. In fairness, we recorded way later than we thought we would. Uh, stuff came up earlier in that day for him, so he came later. And then so I went, oh, yeah, I went to your place to grab the the stuff we need to record, which is mainly like a flash drive and a a NSD card and then I we got and then Jalen got here, and I was like, oh, I'm stupid. We don't we all bring our mics and so we didn't have a mic for Jalen and so I had to

Immediately we were picking up the mic from you, the sun was on his waist starting to set, and we were like, if we would wear a.

Yeah, it was a nine when we left, yeah, and Jaymen was tired, so we made some coffee. So like by the time we ended the recording was like nine thirty and so I was just like, let's.

Yeah this way, uh, Jojo and I went to downtown we have something to eat, and you said when you showed up, and you were like, let me know when you guys are back or whatever it may and bring it back or something. So by the time we were done, which was around nine thirty U or whatever, I was like, oh, it's probably way too late. I'll get it tomorrow. And then you were like, oh, no, we just finished. I was like what yeah. I was like, I was like wait.

I was my thought was, like, did anybody even get a care about because it's so inside baseball that like a lot of stuff we're talking about is really only you know, relevant to us.

No, it was people seemed to like it.

No, that's cool.

We'll have him on again for sure at some point in the future when we have when we remember more stuff.

And the chemistry was great to have. Jalen has a really good voice.

Uh yeah, he's he's actually for not being a podcast or his voice is very steady, which was really uh surprising, Like looking at his audio on the mic and stuff, and uh, it wasn't like, uh, depending on like a lot of stuff, I'll use different I'll use different ratios for who's audio I'm compressing and so like I didn't have to do as much compression for him because it was pretty steady, like he just even when he's talking low, it's still like loud. No, it was.

It was really interesting because that's it. It's just an interesting thing to you wouldn't expect that. A lot of times you expect somebody like the their MIC's completely they they don't know what the's going on. So it was it was really pleasant experience. He has a very smooth, milky voice too.

He got a great voice.

I was like, nigga, should I don't know, maybe a side podcast.

I don't know, if you know something to do. Poetry, poetry, slams, that's right, poetry which just published a book of it. We have it, we bought it.

But uh, yeah, I'm called it's called.

Uh, I forgot what it's called.

I actually do know what it's called. I was gonna make up some bullshit. I don't remember what it's called exactly, but now it.

Now it feels mean.

I was like, whatever, whatever, it's all good. But yeah, but.

Yeah, so appreciate that. Uh and uh, I don't know. Did anything happen really that we were that. Yes, today in general for us to talk about, oh yeah, O, our Biden's got a swollen like colon or something walnut or something. He's got a swollen colon. Swollen colon, Biden.

Swollen colon. How did they find out? You think Jill finally like was like like pegging him or something. He's like, Oh, this kind of feels.

You've got polyps, your wife pegging, your dementia version of yourself is so be there. Remember you love this, you love that. I I I suppose Okay, yeah, I guess he's got a giant bowser dildo, a dilda like that when you were showing you sent me that reel of that Russian guy and he's going to security. I hate that video.

Like there's this guy who has like a video series of him just trying, like walking through security checkpoints with a duffel bag, and there's nothing in the duffel bag but a hulking dil Like I think that's the size of like your arm is huge.

It's he's like, he's like Russian too, He's like random Russian.

Makes it funny is that every time people see it, they jump there so closely. It comes backwards a little bit like it's a bomber. It's a flash bag. I love it with the audio.

Crazy if if crazy, if you put like like a stink bomb in there too, Oh it opens.

It's just like a.

Ranked giant fucking I had a similar experience working at Amazon, where you know, you just handle a bunch of stuff and then I just grabbed this box to put in the package or whatever, and then it wasn't sealed, and then a big black dildo.

Just fell out. I was like, what do you get to see? Do you get to see who bought what?

No? Unfortunately, then give me the information because I would have tracked them down. I would have found the cause, like I have your dealtough personally delivered it to them. I don't care where it was the world.

It was in fucking Iceland.

I go to Iceland, over the fucking waters. Here you go, you drop you dropped something like doing that, like like tailing that person for weeks and creating the best pot, Like you dropped something just the end of the dildo, Like, oh, I thought this god lost in the mail much. It's like a glove. It's like putting a pen inside of the pencap. That is.

I can't fucking believe that. Like who, Like I'm assuming it was, like it had to be like that Russian guy. It must have been for a bit.

No, No, probably some people just using it.

Someone's definitely using it.

One of my friends, one of my friends, one of my friends.

One of my friends can't sit down anymore. Without, you know, just just shooting shopping all over themselves.

One of my a dildo.

The size, I think it's I think it's my height. I think it's end with you know, and it kind of looks and it kind of looks like it's kind of strung and I've never seen it.

Hm hmm. Yeah, you realize you're a dildough. It's crazy, you're a sentient dildo. I should retalize that you become an animal.

That's that's Toy Story five.

It is Toy Story five. It should be. And it's like the only logical place for the classic fucking like joke of course was like one point zero. Yeah, like it was fucking Andy's new toy. It was a fucking vibrator. It's like, hey, like it.

But it's also the only place left at this point for that to like what could you do with it?

There is a Toy Story five, apparently there is.

That is happening. I can't stop milking this fucking franchise.

Yeah, people don't even play with toys anymore. I'm pretty sure.

No, they do, but not the same way though not in the same not like we did. It is just not the same way like they play with toys. But it's not like it's heavily spliced. It's it's less spliced than like, so like fucking phones and ship. What the fuck did you just say? Because they usually like my nephew, right, he plays with toys, So he does like toys.

How do you know?

Because I have I'm present in his life, sure, and I buy him toys. Liar, that's crazy, But I'm always here. I'm trying what I'm trying to break the cycle of not having attendive family.

Man, So really, I'm trying to break the cycle of having attention family.

Dude, must be nice.

Now everybody gives me ship every every Thanksgiving? How come you never call because I'm brain damage and I can't remember?

Damn dude, A sweet deal.

Actually, yeah, that's my excuse anyway.

Yes, I don't want to be boxed.

I forgot you got one match, you know, Yeah that's all it took.

Yeah, it's that's that's my That's like my version of when people like say, uh like they say that they're veterans, but they were like paper pushers, you know.

Yeah, yeah I served this country like you did.

Like not to minimize it necessarily, yes, but you can't go out there and then be like listen, you know, like talk as if.

Yeah, like lying by.

There's so many things to side.

I started the day and the pen was out of ink, Like okay, big deal, I'm minimized the fun out of that. Dude. I'm not no, not for sorry, no, no, I'm just saying. I'm just saying that I have too many people in my family that were in direct combat. That's for me to be like, you matter your secretary, like suck a dick, right.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like you served, but like you didn't serve in the way that people are, the way that that colloquially is understood. You can't go around saying that. Yeah, in my opinion, one thing.

That I also learned at least this is I guess it's kind of anecdotal from the from the soldiers that I know that they don't want to be thanked. They don't even like the whole that whole thing. Yeah, yeah, they don't even like that ship. So it's like always the ones that are the faith the mail man.

Yeah, it depends on what they serve for. It's like because obviously like most special forest niggas don't really like talking about it because they're traumatized. Most of them are like, yeah, you know, like I did, should I really I don't agree with anymore most of them.

Memory I told you about you guys had a gaff about talking about my friend that you saw the the cooked baby like that, like he's one of those people.

He's traumatized.

Okay, it's one of those people that like, it's just yeah, man, I was there, saw some ship.

You delivered that in a way that it wasn't so much what you said, but like the way that whole emphasis of the two bees on baby killed.

Me for some baby.

And you're right, because well you can't tell any other way because of how shocking it was a bowl or a plate or.

Something he did specify. I never considered there being some china under the baby. I never considered that with some fucking I never considered what.

That weird p paper that comes with bacon.

I never even thought about, like, oh wow, so a plate, a bowl.

With like a napkin on top.

Oft have one of those covers of the microwave being get dirty. That's crazy.

But yeah, there's a difference between like walking in on a cooked baby, and I don't know, signing a document, you know, yeah.

Being like a secretary for the fucking like the the captain or whatever, one of those exos that are just jazzing off in the tents and beating the local women or whatever.

Yeah, there's even like pencil pusher jobs that I would consider kind of like, hr, I bet is a nightmare over there? Yeah, look, such a thing. Respect you for even being over there. Well, I can't even say I'm sorry. It's one of those fine lines where it's like, I it's insensitive to say.

It's like, I feel bad for the people that are misled into doing a lot of stuff.

Like that that gotta go over there, right, Yeah.

Yeah, But at the end of the day, I'm I'm also I don't necessarily, if I'm being honest, I don't really have respect for soldiers. I don't think I think I think we're so not that we are. I think we should be so far past this bullshit.

Sure, right, that's the thing that's upsetting to me, Like, as just like a humanitarian, the fact that it's like, oh, war is just normal. Still, you know.

What's crazy though, it is like I have more, I have way more respect for soldiers than I do for cops.

Oh yeah, you know what I.

Mean, Like there's something about it, like because at the very least, like what is it for you, like in my opinion, like if you're a soldier, and this changes depending on the time and history of course, Like there were times where it's just like yeah, I mean go kill the Nazis, you know what I mean, Like that's that's a cool thing to do.

But like.

I think because you're trading something significant to do it. You know, like if you like, okay, you you are misled into believing something, but you're actually like standing on business as opposed to like a cop who's like I just want to be an asshole and stop people on the street.

Cops like right, but.

I'm not talking about the Venn diagram.

I'm talking about like as separate entities, which is like everybody in my family is that.

Like the people who were like when to the police academy, that is something that I actually I did it do.

I thought, remember, I want to become a cop.

No, what are you talking about?

I want to be on a cop. And I was like twenty I thought about going to the cop and I was like, do you know you when you were twenty yes when I was like eighteen.

I don't remember you before yesterday quite.

For instance, you do have yeah, I don't know, Kevin Lucky Lucky.

I don't actually I envy you. I don't know, I envy me.

Two What how great would life be though?

If you just like you you were just if you're just Joe Biden and you just had no idea what was going on?

Joe Biden like, oh, I have some cancer or something. At a certain point, I think it's fun. At first, it's probably really scary. I bet Joe Biden like at first is probably terrifying. Then at a certain level becomes awesome. You know.

I bet Joe Biden has has a level of like cognitive inability where like he'll probably heal himself from the cancer by like my mind over mattering it, you know. Or it's like if if he just forgets that he has it enough, it'll just go away because it feels like it's not being paid attention to.

I feel like I've done that.

I feel like if that's what I'm doing by not going to the doctor.

Ever, if Joe Biden says, mayha, it'll come out of his head something. If you knew.

He dragon ball is, yeah, that'd be terrified to keep him away from that ye warhammer.

But he's not creative enough to think to imagine anything that would really benefit him, Like he can only imagine himself giving speeches. That kind of makes sense.

I'm young again and he's fucking twenty. I'm young gay and he's young. Joe Biden, he should Joe Biden. How like eighty something.

He's probably like, he's probably eighty eight.

Does colon cancer even matter if you're that old. Apparently it does to him because he's gonna I know it's in his bones or something.

He's gonna go.

Yeah, it metastasized to its fucking.

Which is crazy because that means he's been megasick for a long time, which I know is not surprising.

A lot of people are like speculating about the efficacy in the morale wheeling him out, but.

It's like, dude, is that not every No. I do think there's a difference. I think it was particularly bad considering these relics. Well, it's more considering the fact that, like they knew that that was the case clearly, and then they wheeled him out late enough to avoid an open primary. Then I think is actually fucking genuinely ridiculous. Yeah, like fuck you for doing that, Like that's that's outrageously irresponsible.

It's but it's it's more, it just adds to it because it was already fucked up enough, and now knowing this, it's like extra exactly, it's like great, thanks, thanks, Not that it changes my opinion one way or the other, the Democrats, the whole I feel any No, man, this actually didn't do anything for me hearing this information.

It was just like it just like reinforced what I felt.

It was just like this fucking old cunt.

It's just more old people refusing to fucking let go of this one modicum even though they have all the power already. Like you are dying of ass cancer, dude, go home.

No, why would I do that when I could done?

No?

Why could I? No?

Here's the deal, Jack, here's my ass is swollen.

I think it's not even him.

I think it's at a certain point it's gotta be him at some point.

That one day that ruined his actual chance, when he had that debate with Trump where he was completely out of it. I guarantee you he pissed entirely blood that day, Like he was just he was.

Looking and he's like, oh, that's a that kool aid. That's not the same.

I'm not gonna worry about it. And then he just went and he had almost no blood. And that's why he just, yeah, fucking up.

He didn't even notice because he just so he just looked at him, was like, woll my PE's gray like it normally is.

You can't fucking see color. He's so sick. I'm sure he pissed and went to wash his hands, like, oh, look, Hawaiian punch. Put a cup in it and drink it.

No way he knows what Hawaiian punch is. It's never cold Hawaiian punch. Hawaiian punch was probably invented in like nineteen thirty two, and he's it's probably still too young him to know what it is.

You ever look up how old.

Certain things are where you're you're like surprised, super surprised about how old is a lot of mountain dew blew me the fuck away? Yeah, old, I saw the World War two. Old, I saw the the origins.

Of the Cans, and like, how it's it's uh I don't know how I saw this though, you're a dumb gamer that's retarded and ship. It just like gave me the evolution of the how the mountain dew.

The younger that was like, you play video games? Did you like to know about the history of mountain dew?

I was like you were like absolutely, I know.

That's as far as your intellectual curiosity goes. It's like, I gotta know.

Who did this logo?

You know this?

I want to I want to think for my MLG days, Well, did it always look like sewage mountain dew?

Yeah, like mountain dew looks concerned.

A little green.

It looks like I remember when I found out. I remember when I found out that it was green. I always thought it was like the bottle. You know, a bottle is like the Xbox green, like serge.

Wait, that's not right. Like what else a like Ecto cooler or something, you know which I energy green?

Yeah?

There the what's what's one one of those one of those ginger drinks has a green bottle?

However you say that, Yeah, yeah.

But mountain dude looks like you absolute shouldn't drink it.

There's a lot of shit like that, man. I saw red Bull and a glass the first time. I was like, brother glass in a cup, like I see through cup, and I was like, yo, what, no wonder it's in a can.

I don't want that. You could.

You would never be able to pitch this.

It's a very weird color. Yeah, I didn't. I don't. I don't. It's deeply upsetting. I was a bomb fella for a period of times, so I got I've.

Only had I had the only time that I've had Jager bombs ever was at Vidcoon with uh Lord Lord Vega in that hotel lobby.

And it's interesting, is uh to me Yeaer bombs only? And it was it was just where I was.

It must have been regional because uh, since there was a bunch of o C bros with lifted trucks and stuff and they're all retarded and listening to.

Cotton malt Kings.

They all had just had Monster everything Monster. So the the Yager bombs are with Monster.

Oh my god.

Yeah, And I still have never had Monster in my life.

So it's well, I will say it's much sweeter. It does mix a little bit better with the Yeagermeister. But also I'm not really huge fan of Yago Meister, because it tasts like black licorice, and I think that's the worst fucking candy on earth.

It Actually, when I see old.

People with it, I'm like, you definitely would do the great depression.

I get this. We had candy.

There was some black licorice drink that we had, like vidcom with I think, uh, I think Jack's Films and Eric.

We did it called was it schoom?

No? Schoom is the Skyrim that's yeah, something something like you're already drug. No, it's it's it sounds very similar to that. It's like what the sambuca sam buca?

That's it? It was very close.

Yeah, sounds like that sounds like some It almost sounds like either one of them could be each other, you know what I mean? Like sambuca sounds fake as fuck. That sounds like a video game thing, but it's real. And I remember drinking It's.

M It tasted the same to me, is like Jaeger. I'm like, well, it's interchangeable. I just don't understand that flavor. But also I'm somebody who because I think it's pretty bitter or is it sweet?

I can't, I can't.

I can't clock that flavor liquors is disgusting to me in general.

I like the red one. It's fine, It's okay.

It's like you like the rope.

I like the rope, I think, said I like to.

I guess. I mean, who doesn't really like the rope?

I've been known to rope on occasion.

That's actually a very good point, though. Who doesn't like rop Do you guys not like roping? No, man is not a ropesters rope rope? That's like, is that the new gooner ropeter?

Crazy?

That is a I would I would like to aspire to get whatever you need.

What is it?

Letus in iron, all this magnesium, all the good stuff and plenty of fluids, I guess. And I'm like, I want genuine ropes because I guess that's where it came from the people that can bust like champions, because it looks like elasto essentially, like they're just busting that hard. Yeah, And I'm just like, I don't I wasn't gifted with that.

Why I don't know. Really such a freak. I don't know really, I just want to just want to know that. Do you remember the story of the guy that store floor. We'll come back to that. Hold on.

The guy he he would store come.

Yeah, dude, that ship is crazy, like put it in a jar. And then his wife found the jar in like the back of like under the sink or something in the bathroom and she was like, what is or I think she threw it out because she was like, I don't know what this is.

She did it just happened. Are we good? Because yeah? That was that was not normal. Yeah, go back to you.

Huh okay, okay, well monitor in the situation.

That was weird. It just maybe it was just a monitor. Maybe Okay did that again?

No?

No, I just didn't.

But like everything went black?

Yeah, yeah, so that the monitor. I guess. Okay, I'm leaving this in. I don't care.

That was upsetting anyway.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That scared me? Oh? The guy? What did you say?

The yeah? And then so she threw it out without his permission. Then he comes home one day and he's.

Like, where's the where's the jar?

He's like, don't touch that jar again. And I think it like advances a little bit more and if she finds it again or something, and then he confesses that it's like, yeah, I've been coming in this jar and putting it in your food every now and again, which is fucking just what is it? What do you even gain from that? Like, I don't.

It's such a weird sick and twist.

It's it's such a weird thing to gain satisfaction from, right, Yeah, I guess the one thing I want to know is I want to follow up because.

Oh yeah, I gotta know more.

I would also like to.

Know her genuine reaction of like what did she how did she react to finding that information?

Like was she just an immediate deal breaker?

Right?

It has to be you'd hope, hopefully, you'd hope.

So that's like I don't I can't even fucking fathom like staying around after that?

Yeah, is it one of those things?

Do you think the guy was like he wanted her to like swallow and she just was one of those ls that wasn't down for that, so then you just kind of like fed it to her slowly.

That is so crazy. That is so inese.

It's like break up, if it's that important, if it's if it's that, I can't even imagine it being that important. But like, that's such a wild the leap, you know, to doing that. That's not my most goonerific. I can't even imagine taking this type of leap where you're just like God, so dude.

That's so like wildly invasively.

Your gooner you to yourself at least, like I really and I really can.

Have you guys heard of you guys? Have you guys heard about the the gaification where like there's it's like there's this Reddit post where this guy is like, hey, you know there's a many his wife have been married for like sixteen years long having marriage's like, hey, me and your brother in law, Me and your brother in law gonna go to the Bahamas for this gay orgy and we're just gonna where'd you hear this? There's a Reddit post I read and I was like and then

He admits that he's out there fucking guys on purpose, but he's not.

Not gay, Like he's like, oh, it's probably He's probably like, oh, it's for sport or something, you know, Like it's just like it's what it's like a hundred craving the hood Like.

How it's like, how I'm not I'm not an alcoholic, but I like an occasional drink.

Yeah, I'm like logic, how I think so probably And it's probably something around that I don't need it.

I don't need it. I just every one's while you want to wrong with that?

What even like it really like it's just it's more of like what it does for me isn't even though they're like it's like it's what I need.

That's fucking wild, dude.

It's the weird thing is with that guy situation being honest enough to be like, yeah, I fuck guy, but but the problem is the label that comes with it is the problem, not the not the not that he's actually fucking guy, but like that's yeah, it's no problem, which that's true, but like it's it's like, look, look, let's let's be real. Anybody right now that's paying attention to the NBA. There's Karl Anthony Towns kat Is. He has a family, he's got a girl, but.

That nigga is he Look, I don't know.

If I don't know, I would say at best he's bisexual.

I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised. Ended up, dude, it's crazy Like he puts an the thing that sad It saddens me. When it's time for him an interview, he puts on this like deeper like voice where he tries to hide it. But like then he has like moments where breaks like hey, what do you think is uh? What do you think is more difficult? The the SEC or the e c F like the Eastern Conference Finals

I actually love his zesty attitude and I feel like it makes him play harder.

I like him. I think he's really funny. It's like, oh my god, I love when.

Every time he tries to get a foul call that they're not calling files and he's like, oh my god.

Oh like he's so dude.

I love cat, but like it's it makes me mad that I'm like, why can't you just be like we all see it, but why can't you just be.

That Maybe he is authentically I'm gonna be honest, I have I have people. There's no woman in my family that I think. I have no evidence at all.

That he either likes men or has ever been with anything like that. But like his mannerisms are completely queer coded. So it's one of those things where I'm like, I wouldn't be surprised, But at the same time, it could be an anomaly where he just grew up around a lot of women.

Yeah, like people tell me I have black mannerisms all the time.

Yeah, it's very it's very true. No, actually, I yeah, it's one. What do you said?

Interesting? Yeah? Do you not agree? No, dude, the amount of time all the time says the word, you know, it's crazy. I think races probably say the end with more of the most black people.

I don't say it more than most black people.

He goes to sleep with do rags.

That's true.

You don't see it ever, never sleeping on you're sleeping with them, you know. So he goes to sleep, puts his dow rag on. He's got his waves, but then he fixed it for the podcast.

He's like, yeah, I wake up with undoing waves is insane.

It takes a long time. It's why the show starts at eleven and not nine. I need time to undro my waves.

I remember a time when I used to actually like really grow my my you know self, to you know, brush it down, to have my waves and then I'm just like, this takes too long, this is stupid and maintain and I got now, I gotta let me keep everything moisten and point.

Let me I stop caring. I gotta cut my hair short again. It's getting It's annoying to maintain long hand.

That's one strategy you get the tweezers. You take one of time with the amount of hair that you have. Yeah, it's one time, probably an entire day. Why do you just grab pieces of it?

He likes precision.

I'm gonna waxing when they do the hair transplants.

But in reverse, they actually put the follicles inside of your face.

Wait, so they take parts of your body that don't grow hair, Yeah, remove them and then put them on the places that do, so.

They have like hair.

Yeah, so hair transplants are they have these tiny like the tiny incisions and then they have to plant them in.

Yeah. I don't take a butt hair people that people sometimes.

They work, sometimes they don't. That's crazy ass hair.

How did they do that? They do?

Actually hair? Did you say people?

Hair that's pubic hair that like it doesn't.

I think it still grows and grow the same. Maybe I don't have my knowledge.

It just goes at the procedure and I don't know what type of hair that is.

I don't know. What I'm saying is like like people's beard hair, Like it would be weird if I use like if I was getting hair tras, I use my beard hair, that would be weird, weird because it's a completely different color.

It's yeah, and it's essentially like pubic hair. It's not it's not the same consistency.

So it would be weird.

It would be disgusting having a full head of the places that people usually go bald, right, so like it's just a patch up here and like around the side of like it's your normal hair, and then it's a different color of like thicker like rusty hair.

Doctor, can you replace my entire head of hair.

With pubic hair? I can do this. I've been waiting so long. Final Soul.

He opens up like a like a cabinet and takes out a book. He just flies off of it. It's like an ancient fucking a tone that it would look.

Like permanent, like Jerry curls, you know, just like all completely sprayed down and ship. That would be so sick at least mine. If I did that, they'll be sick.

It'll be heinous.

Yeah, I want to I straight. I don't know.

I have a blond beer.

I have a decent amount of pubes. No, I don't, I really actually it's but I have like these patches that'll be good. And then so like you see here's the top of the head of the beginning, just fill in that little part right there with pubic hair.

It'd be sick as fu dude.

It look like it would look like like a like a stroke on a text in premiere, just like like a vague outline.

I'm just like that looks different kind of from like the Maine.

I'm gonna I'm gonna look into it.

You know what I want to do. I want to give myself multiple widow's peaks. So I want to like fill in so you know it goes like a triangle. I want to go like a triangle here and then another triangle, a triangle.

Here, fucking Mogen, fucking as dude with the Magen hairline. That's what we need. That's what we need. We need, we need.

I'm tired of because the one thing, you know how there's always things that kind of that can that don't separate us, like say, we all have the best cell phones available. True haircuts pretty much you can't really do much.

It is crazy that a haircut has remained basically the same for yeah, middle line.

And so that and That's where I'm getting at. It's time to step it up. So the multiple widows peaks is one of the next things. Pubic hair Exactly what else you guys got any other ideas?

He introduced a concept that immediately gave up what else?

I think that's all I can.

I guess they could, uh you know how like some some places offer like they'll wash your hair for free, and not for free, but like as a part of the service. Yeah, what if there was like a service to to grease up and dirty your hair?

Can you hair for me? Don't your head way too clean?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, Like maybe it's like it's not what you're going for, it's not the look you're looking to pristine, and it doesn't serve what you're trying to do. So it's like, all right, we dump your head and sewage switch.

A switche permit is crazy. I feel like that would burn.

I feel like it would absolutely burn because you're gonna realize that there are cuts on your head that you didn't realize.

We're there, you know.

Immediately.

It's like when you put your hand in uh, like salt or whatever, you really like something like that. I have a paper I didn't even know. I didn't even know about it.

You'd have like fucking you'd have like fucking black inky lines going down your face that you're getting infected by this switch on your head. Yes, it's fine. Your your head just leaked sometimes that's okay. Yeah.

Pepsi is good for the scalp.

That's what the old villain. Wash your hair people say, wash your wash your You should get shampoo. Three fourth shampoo and then the last fourth is just pet You know, it's crazy.

I've actually heard people that that's like a thing that people not coke necessarily, but like what is it?

Coffee?

People wash their hair with coffee?

Oh, I heard that before.

Apparently that's like a good thing to do, but like I don't understand.

How or like it's it's uh frustrating snake oil?

Is it? Yes? I don't know.

Like there's some people that are like, oh, because it's the same principle, like no, just drink the coffee, drink the coffee.

I guess like they just do these things. It's fucking snake.

I don't know what I have something. I can't remember it I did.

Well, I have uh what do you call it?

H one of those pads that clean your skin or whatever.

I have.

I have one of those acne pads or whatever.

Oh and I don't clean.

I don't clean my skins.

I do even Yeah. Yeah, it's crazier's crazier way I've seen like I clean it like once a week.

I'm like, shout, I'm all fucked up, and then I'll and then then we'll see you next week.

I do a mask every day. Really, I did one of the scrubbing like the like spoilony masses. So I want to do it every day.

I used to when I was younger. I used to really exploit you and all that ship I got, like, you know, I do it every one.

Yeah, I gotta, I gotta pick that back up.

Yeah, but I got the pads and I didn't. I just noticed just like night it says that, oh it has like grapefruit.

This or something that I'm like, why I don't. I didn't even know. We're all pissing, fucking ting, And I'm like, what the fu.

Yeah, I don't know the science behind any of that stuff, honestly, like it all sounds plausible to me because I don't know because I remember Na' is like, oh, body wash dries your skin out, you know, compared to like soap, like proper like bar soap, And I'm like, fuck, well what why do they aren't even allowed to do this?

Then?

Like what's the point of this?

Why would you sell body wash that drives your.

Skin out because it's used in soap? I don't know, you know what I mean, Like, I don't I don't even know what the purpose of that, and like if that's not even a worthy trade off, just use soap.

Well to me, it's like it's to me, it just it depends.

It depends on like, uh, you get the ones that actually you pay a pretty pinny and then it's like you'll keep you nice in moisture. Yeah, you'll have exfoliating stuff in it.

Do you ever use this stuff with the fucking beads in them?

Yeah?

I can't use that ship Why is my pores.

Are too big? So that like it like, uh, your face, you gotta squeeze it out your fucking faith.

You know, I'm not even joking, like like my pores are huge, so like it's actually a problem, Like I can't use that ship.

Yeah, it's just Negroes. You have famously small ports. That's a good thing about us. Yeah, have small ports. So that's how it works. So for us, it doesn't really matter. Yeah, I just I don't scrub the fun out of myself. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, like just scrub off your tattoos, tried any you don't want anymore, like you like, I would rather have this.

The only one that I I don't like the so this big, this one was h It's kind of okay on my hand, but I I it started off good and then on a drunken night there was a tattoo artist.

I was like, hey man, I can color it in for you.

Never a good start to a sow of.

Course that that's exactly how it was, just one of those bad nights of the night was fun. Of course, I was fun.

And when you're drunk, the unfortunate thing is you're still aware.

See, this is the thing I hate when people make excuses like, oh, I didn't know what you look like or whatever.

I'm like, shut the fuck up, No, you were just didn't care.

I know what he looked like. You didn't. That's the one that can be blackout and just not.

I didn't say blackout. That's that's like I didn't black out or nothing. But it's just like when you're you're aware of what's happening, you just don't care. Like I've made out with the you know, the fucking ogre one time and I'm just like, fuck it whatever. I'm at a show having a good time. And then at school everyone was like.

Bro, and I was like, yeah, I'm not down. I'm not done a few drowger in my life, but I'm.

Not being like uh yeah whatever.

And the next day you come to school or whatever and your your mouth looks like pizza.

It's like, it's like advanced herpes. It's so crazy. I've lucked out. Don't have her to you don't have her I'm not yet, not yet, but it's been you know, trying, bro.

Try trying, and not gotten herpes. It is a unique blood, unique blood. It is quite frankly, a miracle, unique blood. It's sucking it. I was like, hey, chill, chill roch. I didn't get it because I was like, I was too homophobic to like share drinks with people back in the day.

Was was I kind of like as I got older, it just kind of bothered me less well. Usually when it came to alcoholics, I'm like, oh, the alcohol killed a gay bacteria on the drink. The alcohol will make me not turn gay, Yeah, because like there's like gay, there's a gay bacteria on there right right right when when everybody every man has gay bacterias, this is what happens. And then when that gay bacteria of another guy and then your gay bacteria mingle together, then it activates your gayness,

So I'm not like it.

I contained it.

I see.

Yeah, But if you do ted talk about this exact thing.

About I'm gonna go on Temple podcast and convince thousands of people this is real.

It's I mean, you don't have to because it is it is real, it is real.

I'm gonna convince them of the truth.

I know, yeah, I was waiting for that.

I will go into most podcast with Obahama my chest and be like, anyone moves, some going up, anyone moves, anyone moves. That's high demand.

Actually it is, I think physically impossible not to anyone to not move in anyone.

Don't you look at me, Nobody look at me. Everybody look forward. Right now.

Take your beanie off. Take your beanie off, right now, take it off, right now, right.

Now, Rub your head, rub your head headby remember baby bumpers, do it right now, don't boar. Put bons bitch off. I will set his bitch of the sky. We need more people like that, you know, like not that's a terrorist, no no, no, stick with the stick that. We need more people that are like willing to do insane stuff to change things. Yeah yeah, but maybe a fucking carbob on your chests. The Temples podcasts might not be the place you start.

We need more people who are willing to We need more people who are willing to eat, eat light bulbs and garble them, you know.

Yeah, like those that hard men like what you guys know what you guys remember when Jimmy Door went on the Tempoole podcast. No, well, I mean it's good for you. I'm glad you don't remember, because that's actually really I'm envious I don't remember, but uh yeah, that he went on when he started doing his grift arc. See what I was hoping because he went on to just lie about Oh would I spat on Alex Jones and that convention? You guys remember that it was an accident. It was just wasn't a accident.

What a dumb ass?

It pans to Tempoole, and he has the most glazed over, your full of shit look like just like like it's the it's so funny. Yeah, he doesn't call him out on it because he's a fellow grifter.

Now did he fucking hawk Aluga? It wasn't like an action he got you got a drink and then he walked up to him and spit in his face.

I remember vividly because I took a more an n k X screenshot of reptile spinning and put it side by side to show like, like, look at this fucking reptile.

That's so crazy.

I'm sorry.

I actually have to mension. I just thought I was Squirtle for a moment, like, like, what are you saying? So it was an accident. His explanation was, Alex Jones was really funny, and so he said something like funny and I had a spic take. I had some of my iced tea and I spit it.

Everybody has a spit take with direct force across a room.

By walking directly up to the person and immediately walking away is so crazy.

The idea of a spic take like that is awesome. So he tells he tells you a joker, and then you run away, and.

You just run away. You don't even say sorry or not. It's crazy.

And I'm just like now a man in the.

World, mummy ass looking retail.

After he.

No imagine the world, after he says all that ship. After he does the tim Pules faces all glazed over from like this guy is such full ship. Then he just pulls out a bomb and busy.

Everybody.

It's not even a bomb, it's it's literally it's a stopwashing taped to a like a just a clump of hot dogs.

But it still works. He figured it out.

You figured it out.

He's been he's been in the laboratory tinkering for years. Like, how do I unlucky the explosive capability of hot talk?

That is crazy. This is crazy. Someone in a fucking lab. That's not lab. It's like a fucking workman. It's like a last of us, two workmen. But he has a hot dogs, wires and a fucking candle. Dude.

It's like it's like Tony Stark in the cave building a million with a.

Box of scraps.

Exactly, you know, exactly Tony Stark build us in a cave with a box of scraps.

Okay, bro, that's totally starting. Bro, we don't have the resource of stuff.

Nobody move, Nobody moves.

Nobody look at me, look at me.

Everybody's like my guy, that's that's a movie. Like he's he's demented.

But he makes it supposed to invest on a hot nose. It does work. He unlocks it. He figured out it does level that compound that compounds flat. After he's done, that's so crazy.

It's gone. It's not even like it exploded. It's almost like it was just erased, you know what I mean, Like there's not even any rubble or.

Like like it's gone and that where it was, the patch of grass where deers and everything like frolly. Yeah, like it's healed.

You know how like when a wormhole opens and then collapses, how it's like it's just kind of erases what's there.

It just alters it. That's what it did. Yeah, that's crazy, that is that's that's insane. He's gone though, he can't do it again. But like, holy ship, that's impressive. That be nuts to witness and then literally never being able to see that again. I feel like that's looking too far ahead. It's like a caveman looking at like somebody fucking using a flesh light. I feel like it's like, dude, that's too maybe a native looking at a.

Ship looking at a fushlight. I don't feel like it's that crazy.

I feel like he would like be able to figure it out like you feel it.

I have I have a video I have a been editorial on how to make one of the homemade one editorial the first it's on my phone.

Of course, are you gonna have three D print one? No?

I think that's too far?

Why is that too far?

I feel like I don't usually descend into sexual deviancy. I think that's like a line I keep myself out of how to build a flesh light. I haven't partook in it yet. I just have it. I've sent it to the homies that might need some my humans in jail, Like, hey brother, here you go, man, see your homies in jail. Yeah.

The machematics for I know you you have an abundance of resources.

It's like sponges and then like a fucking like a fucking cup.

I like the idea of when you can just flesh Light's gotta be cheap. Now they've been out for like decades.

One like me, like sixty dollars for a pretty good one.

I feel like that's how much they were when they came out right, which means it would be cheaper still because of inflation. The fact that they're holding steady on that price, you know, instead of fucking eighty dollars.

Yeah, I wonder how much.

If you're a real fan, you're gonna fucking be razing.

Like did you see that the Borderlands He's like, shut the fuck up.

Randy Pittsford, the CEO of a Gearbox or whatever. It's like one of the lead Borderlines guys. He was like, oh, yeah, real fans will pay eighty dollars for Borderlands for And it's like, why, I just shut up? Pull your are you saying like I don't even necessarily like I know what you're if I'm being as charitable as possible to me, I know what you're saying, but like, nobody, like, why would you think that that would be a wise thing for a CEO to say?

Gotta stop?

It's it's like, of course, real fans are gonna put down fucking a lot of money for fucking whatever it is that they're interested in.

But like for you to say that is so tone.

That's crazy.

That's the whole point. That is the whole the tone deafness of it.

It's the same thing as the the Ubisoft guy was like, oh, like, gamers gotta get used to like not owning their games. It's true. It is a true thing.

We are in the era where we fucking play most of our shit digitally and you don't own them. I don't want to hear you say that.

Pussy, Like, what the the worst thing for you to say? You're not in the position to say ship like that. Yeah, it's crazy, it's it only serves to hurt you.

That's the thing.

That's what that's my thing is like there's the self preservation of it. It's just like, don't you want to don't you want to create like a good environment for the thing that you're working on that you would think.

They fucking selling Nintendo Switch two games for eighty dollars and I'm like, dude, this is gonna be and there just on the fact that they're on cards and like they're not even real games. It's like that's tragic. I just fortunate.

It's just maddening for like people like us, and you know, irobably most people that are listening, they're just on the on the level of we understand that it's just a little bit of a you know, we're in control of consumerism. We're we're in control of supply and demand that if we just stepped back, they would adjust the price, we understand. But too many people will never do that, and so it sucks knowing that, and they still happened to just see things just.

Keep going on so many boundary cards. I know, yeah, yeah, it sucks, man.

It's I just watched a video on the entire history of NBA two k It was really nice because this guy just went through, like autistically, just went through the entire from from from two K all the way to twenty five and it's showing every difference and intros and just all this stuff. It was really cool video and showing the exact point of when it was, oh, here's the point of no return and where it turned into complete dog shit, where it actually technically So twenty thirteen

Isn't it that weird?

Like like like a not a live action menu, but like like a real world kind of it's more of, yeah, here's a place where.

You can hang around.

Here's all your courses, all your stuff.

This is when they ramped up the abuse of VC, the Virtual Courses currency, Yeah, because it already was already kind of retarded, but it was still there was still good games after it. There was still good games, Like twenty sixteen was actually a really good game. There was good two k's after it. But yes, the better ones were definitely before virtual currency. Oh of course like so, but like twenty eighteen was like the death of it.

But they make billions from the virtual currency.

They're gonna they're gonna make money.

It's so maddie because it's the only basketball simularly.

It's the only one. There's no live games.

Yeah, Live has been dead for a while.

I love those games. I loved all those games.

I wonder that is I don't know what the because to me, it doesn't even now in general, it makes me mad that like why has Madden and yeah, yeah, I think this isn't it isn't.

That's okay.

I think they have gues p N was because there used to be ESPN and Madden used compete and then they actually stopped. So I think they might have the monopoly on the NFL now, which I don't think it should be able to be done. I think it's I don't like that you can have a monopoly on we're the only ones who can make NFL branded content.

Yeah, and that's how it is.

So that the baseball like there's not a lot like I remember playing like RBI baseball and m VP baseball. These are like different games, but like it's really just the show now, yeah, it might be the same.

It might be the same for every sport that MLB the show, right, Yeah, MLB the show, I think, and that might be the only one now.

I remember.

MB games regular and they just used to be like a bunch of weird, like like I remember playing MVP Baseball two thousand and five that.

I remember when they were just they weren't called the show. I remember when the show was the title of one of them. MLB made the show.

That's so weird to me because like the if just hearing the that that name, it's like, that's a terrible name. It's kind of weird to me that that like took off because like what do you what does that mean? I guess it's just a yeah, like so.

That doesn't make sense.

It kind of lends to what he's saying that it was probably a specific thing and then they just went people started calling at the show, so like let's just run with it.

Yeah, it's like it's like called Dity four or whatever, like it was like modern Warfare. But then they were like called wer world Ware two whatever.

Yeah, like even though it's the seventh one or seven.

Yeah, I mean when you think about it's like when anybody says, do you play two K? You know what they're talking about. There's a trillion of them. And there was also there used to be NFL games, and I mean I missed the competition everybody talks about the competition.

That's in sports world. That is the biggest fucking thing that's games. If they're probably not, I guess I don't know.

It has a limited they had an unboxing.

Boxing became so much more under Speed.

It's pretty sick.

You should check it out when Speed to come out.

It's it's what's I think it might still technically be an early Axes, but it's likely.

I don't remember if it's officially.

Launched as Michael White in it is Michael Jai White understated, Yeah, I haven't ran into that because that's his that's his movie series, you know that, right, the disputed games of his movie series.

Well, it's that's you know, it's just a disputed It's it's like mm a too.

I'd assume he Jason to you know, that's not it's irrelevant to his whatever his series is because of the.

Fact his his movies are m movies called on disputed side. Disputed. It's just a it's just a word. It's just you know, like you can't copy right that it's I know it's not copright, but I think it would be like in him no funny, it makes more sense for him to be a mixed martial arts but actually he doesn't.

Really he's not well, it's it's unfortunately not well respected in the community.

I heard he's not respecting even though like I'm not sure the community he's not by fighters he is, he's not.

Because that video came out of him eating that dog.

I think he was.

He was like, hey, I'm actually spawned, and then he was yeah, him kicking the funk out of what you're called kicking John Jones in the fucking.

Back of his head or that really happy? Actually, I mean some people I I I like watching him fight. He is a he needs to be in jail probably.

I don't know anything about this guy, John Jones.

This is a terrible fucking but it's one of the he's one of the best, arguably the best mixed mark martial artists to live. However, there's huge asterisk because he's been caught cheating so many times. He's PopEd for steroids multiple times, and so it's one of those things to where there's people that argue that it's crazy that he took those steroids because he probably win without them because he's so he's that good. That's an argument, man, You

He's way more powerful than he should be for some of his size. That's what they say. He's way two powerful, like like throwing up at least seven five pounds.

That's that's a wild arm he's got.

But yeah, he's he's beating his uh fiance after he accepted his Hall of Fame speech right that weekend, Right, he fucking he beat his wife.

And that's like, that's like Will Smith getting the award right after slapping pressure off.

Yeah, it's it's basically similar to go back there. That's hilarious. He still can't go.

Back to It is crazy in retrospect that he just got an award like that is that kind of happened?

Yeah, he slapped I thought it was fake. I thought it was fake. I got my brain was this has to be fake. It because I agreed, I agreed to him slapping him for a bit, and I.

Was like it wasn't played off like enough of a bit for me to believe that it was fake necessarily, like because it was.

It was the sitting when he was yelling afterwards, keep my wife's it out of your mouth. That was when I was like, that's real.

Yeah it's not.

The audience isn't laughing, there isn't. This is a very I was like, oh, this is real.

It felt so tunes. It had to be, like so the looney tune part, it's like it's like the brain bad getting shot. It like it wasn't it was real, but it was like, this feels like looney tune ship, Like this doesn't feel like a real thing. Happenings happening. I'm being honest.

The more stuff comes out about that, I'm just like the one thing, I feel like people that are reasonable have a hard time putting the getting because they always have to preferences. They always have to say, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, so I don't believe in conspiracy always, and I'm like, shut the funk up. That's the that's the default position.

Just talk.

Let's just talk about it. And there's so many people that I feel like they're afraid to dive into. I love diving into dumb ship like that because the more you look into it, I'm like, all right, I I don't know who to talk to this about. Like, if anybody wants to talk to me about this, let's let's rap, because it's everything about it seems so fucking wagged. It feels like a looney to Like, it feels like some

That president got shot. You mean, it just feels cartoon. You're to count the present.

Doodle Bob for sure.

Would have succeeded.

He would he would have.

The stow you got me do the bug? Where where Baby?

The weirdest thing when you went on Joe Rogan's podcast and Joe's like, you want to see the scar?

And there was nothing there?

Yeah, Like I'm like, I'm.

Sorry, what what do you What else do you want? I don't know how to square?

And then Joe was like, oh, weird, there's like nothing, and Joe just been like Joe knows, Joe in his stupid monkey brain knows what that means.

But he's like being charitable, you know, he's being.

Oh, okay, Yeah.

The thing I can't square with that being fake, is that somebody's head really exploded, So like I don't why did that? No?

But why not? What do you mean what did that?

No?

But like say, like someone's head actually exploded, why not? Why does that make it fake?

I just feel like it's unlikely that someone got was in like had their head exploded in the line of fire, and that didn't also translate to him getting nicked in some way. They could have faked it without killing someone, I think just as easily.

I think they could have, but it would.

Have been a lot easier. Actually maybe why of course, actually.

Like just from your own argument, that made it seem real.

Yeah, but they're not trying to get people who would even think that. They're like they're playing to their base anyway, you know.

Maybe so.

But then also this is one of the reasons why people on the left at all didn't even there was nobody that was even with the photo op and everything, nobody there was almost nobody trying to even argue.

It was like we're just gonna move on and accept it.

Yeah, no one was using any type of like due diligence to see like let's look into this at all.

You know, it's kind of like leading.

You know, after the safety read the nine eleven commission report and you read it's like there's a lot of stuff missing from this is weird.

And then there's a lot of people that are like, we're just gonna accept it.

I don't care.

You know, it's in the same vein.

A lot of people are like Jews, like Jews, Jews did this, And I'm like, why.

I because they blame it on every they always it's such a weird it's that it's that's such a left field thing.

I think it's just because what it's like finance stuff or whatever.

The guy that's the guy that opened the buildings and ship. It's something about it that's like there's some a sprinkle of truth that this leads to way so much and that what's happening right, I don't care.

Those buildings are ugly. The twin towers are sucking an eyesore.

Man.

That is so fucking crazy to think that, like what they replace it with isn't way better.

It's better, yes, But they say they're ugly is absurd. I think they're they were not ugly buildings, fucking cubes. They're just like I think they're just different, they're just buildings. To say they're uglies. Have you seen a Chrysler building? That building looks fucking Have you been a space needle? They look retarded?

Are you stupid?

The Chrysler building is awesome, it looks fun.

Think the Empire State Building is a nice building. I think that.

There stab Building and the Christier Building are like iconic buildings. They got fucking gargoyles on that.

What are you talking about? I think the building, I think have the garglers are cool. The buildings look like building.

Motherfucker, I'm talking about the accouterments. They're all squares, but like the fact that, like, you've got a nice looking building. They are say building is a nice looking building.

It's such a.

It's such an unoffensive building.

It's a rectangle, is my point. It's an ugly rectangle with a bunch of fucking lines sticking up out of it. It's fucking an eyesore. I'm glad it's gone.

They're just building. They're so unoffensive. Why are you pushing back? Yeah, I don't understand. What to say they're ugly is like that's there are ugly buildings. Have you've been to Chicago before? Those that place that.

We're not talking about Chicago.

I'm talking about ugly buildings period.

I'm talking about New York and a building that dominated the fucking skyline that you couldn't help but stare at because it was the tallest fucking thing there.

Twice, if there were twos, and if there were seven foot, if there were eight foot ugly twins, horrifically ugly twins, if they were seven foot eight foot nine foot ugly twins in all of your family photos, would you be upset if they never showed up again?

They're not. I think calling them ugly buildings is such a wild statement. They're really not that ugly. Is the New York Life Building right beside that? That building was fucking stupid New York Life Building? Where is it right on? I think it's on fifty third. Was it as tall as the fucking Twin Towers, It was very fucking tall.

Was it as tall as the Twin Towers?

It wasn't as tall, but it was another huge, fucking set of buildings.

That's ugly, thinks it's the fact that the Twin Towers were two, and they were both bland, and they took so much of the skyline.

I think they were such a fine they were so fine, like and they were like, these are just building.

Why are you arguing so passionately about something that is the moment I pad in my life?

Actually, But it's like they're just like they're just think they're fine. But what do you miss saying that they say that they're ugly. I think it's a stretch. They're just in a They're just a building. New York state of mind, dude, it is my most New York.

Like somebody's saying some bullshit about such an iconic thing.

He's like, hey man, bro, it's every vine, every other building in New York City is better than it, like straight up with a name. Especially Grand Central's nicer. Ten Station sucks and it's nicer than Twin Towers. Chris, Chris, I bet if you go to Penn Station, he takes six deep breaths, you'll die. It is not It is not better like Grand Central is cool.

Yes, it is.

It's a way nicer building.

What are you talking about. I mean, it's it's nicer on the in. You are stupid beyond your recognition. Exterior is like it's cooler than most things around it, but it's not the coolest building. It's like it's it's not even it's fine. It looks nice.

And what I'm saying is that the twin Towers were ugly. I'm glad they're gone, That's all I'm saying.

I think they're fine.

I don't care how they're gone or why they're gone. I'm just glad they're gone. And what's there is way better.

I think. I think Freedom Plaa is better. It's way nice. I think Fido Plaza is one hundred percent better. I want to put somebody in a little fountain to see if they fucking what are you looking?

What are you looking for?

I'm hoping I can find this guy that I uh that I found.

I don't remember if it was twenty nineteen or twenty eighteen when I went to New York. You found a guy in New York there was I wanted to show you a guy because when you mentioned about taking six breaths in Penn Station, I wanted to show you this guy that reminded me of that, like it was just the station is fucking fucking filthy, dude. I wanted to show you, like I can't find that is like one place I genuinely never was.

I always avoid it. I was like, we're not gonna we're gonna drive. We're gonna drive, We're gonna go. Penn Station and the Port Authority. I avoid those, Like the Plague.

I love the I love the the post Office. I think that's a really nice building. Actually, I think the steps leading up to it. You don't mean the post office.

It's nice.

I think the post Office is good.

It's actually nice looking. The steps that lead between the big fucking front areas. It's a nice look a building with all the eagles. It's way better than two fucking ostentatiously think.

They're big rectangles. This is fine, But this is something I don't know, man. I think it wouldn't be iconic. Like Spider Man jumping off of the Twin Towers would be so lame. You know, the fact that he dives off of the Empire State Building has has has correged.

I think the Empire State Building is obviously designed, and it's more of a designed building than they are.

Oh, but it's not what to me like, the Twin Towers just reminds me of what the new buildings of like fast food restaurants are turning.

Into exactly like it's it's exactly like a McDonald's post twenty twelve, like a square.

You know, it's just like, oh yeah, new McDonald's so different.

The twin towers remind you McDonald's, and they remind me of the nine to eleven.

That's fair. What's crazy is I think I lived in the Bronx to have like the probably the coolest one in America, which is the one by Yankee Stadium, the coolest twin tower, the coolest, the coolest McDonald's, the one on sixty You fucking piece of shit, This was sixty third.

Whatever, let's move around the questions, let's let's do it.

That was a that was a good that's a that was a good moment right there.

I enjoyed that twin tower conversation, that stupid circus conversation.

Well, you've never seen a cervice tend is crazy. That is a crazy thing.

I still haven't seen one that's never never seeing what Turkstend is in saying, I don't think it's that crazy.

By being a traversal human being that's like not been in like one town in fucking Milwaukee their whole life, it's pretty crazy. That I've traveled a lot.

I've just not happened across the circus.

Have you seen aid before? I finally saw one. Wait how long ago? Was it just like a year ago or something?

So he's fucking in his later thirties. Now, look, here's the thing. I just have zero memory of seeing one prior.

It's there, it's in there. I was not about circus person. If we dug in his fucking brain, it took his memories out and you surped his mind, he'd have several.

I mean, maybe it's just I really, I'm thinking maybe you saw a fucking re relation tents and you thought it was a fucking circuits maybe because maybe it was a few.

He walks by like he walks by condemned.

He walks by a condemned building.

Air. He's like, man and a clown drug addicts on the floor, old dig in front of me, Like this clown's not funny. Oh man, I can't even take a deep whiff of the circus air. Circus air, it's just at all. It's just bro it's fucking fent in aerosol four. It's crazy. Dudes, were all fuck up and you think it's the real circus laughing at them die having I feel like it's more likely that you've seen condemned buildings

You know what, that's not true war.

You know what's funny. I say that I saw a circus tent, but now I just remembered it wasn't even technically a circus it was it was a tent.

And this was in north Las Vegas. There was a park and they put up this tent, but it was like a actually orchestral ship. It wasn't even a fucking certain.

People playing orchestra tent.

Yeah, it was weird, and I was like, uh, Jojo was like, let's go. It sold out immediately, and I was like, what the fuck is this? Why is it so popular?

It was weird. It was like, let's go. I'm like, I'm not going in a fucking tent.

I mean, I did like want to go, really, but then you know, it still was actually a good thing that it was sold out.

It's a very European thing to just wander into a in a into into a bespoke tent, you.

Know, dude, we went to a sick ass candle light uh uh, string quartet thing and he drinks so loud. It's like everything and then like it's like all these sounds and ship. But yeah, we went to a string quartet, this candlelight thing that candles were fake of course because somebody would have knocked it over and caught on fire. Of course me, that show was awesome. It was fucking hont Zimmer all all of his bangers and like you

Oh yeah, that sounds like it's worth the funny. It absolutely was to see strings sing do see something impossible? Yeah, it was actually worth all the money.

I love thinking about like the old like the olden days, like the circuses that they used to have where it's just like here's a lady with a beer. Yeah, here's a midget, here's.

An interracial couple. It's like, what the fuck misogyny.

They're all screaming. Then it's a goblin.

They're just like my cousin looks like that.

Ladies and gentlemen are Jew the tips.

Well some god, no fucking way, some guys. Some guy yells so loud his mouth opened all.

It's like that BEETLEJUICEA yeah, oh god. Anyway, we're we gotta get the questions. We're gonna forget.

Let's do it scrubbing bubbles, rode in, remember you ride?

What did you say? Artworking Mexican? Isn't that normal? Not the stereotypes they are sleepy.

Well, there's such a weird thing. There's a sleepy Mexican thing. But like I think modern day we all, I guess back in the day it was the sleepy Yeah, yes, it was like I remembers, not really that I remember. Also, did you see did you see? This was a good bit. It was a South Park where they went to the Museum of Tolerance and they're they're showing all this stuff like here's this, here's the coveted Jew, there's all these stereotypes. And then and then Randy marsh rocks up, Oh it's

Oh what time is it?

And I sorry, I fell asleep. I just need to take a nap.

So sleepy it was so funny, so tired, so sleepy. That's me. That was that was that was like to me, whether season three or soft rug I remember that. But so like yesterday I had the DVD for like season three, four and five? Was that three? It was between three, four and five.

It was between I'll give it, I'll give it a four and five.

I'll give it a five. I know it's not season sixteen.

I watched that whole show at Lily. She never watched it. And when it got to like I think the fear bit of stop parts in between season seven in season twelve. Yeah, that era of that show is nuts.

I'm sorry, scrum Bubbles. By the way, we're just not gonna get to your question.

Never fuck you, never fuck your bubbles, little bitch ass, trick ass, whole ass, trifling ass.

Yeah you know what words coming at the end. I'm not gonna say it. Yeah.

Anyway, scrim Bubbles wrote in as you can if you over to Patreon our contrast snark Tank can go there right in. We read your questions. Although there's fucking four hundred of them now, so uh, good job, guys don't know what to do about this?

Joy Well, we'll speed run twenty questions in Extra Amma.

Oh do you think we can?

I think we could probably do it.

You think we do twenty?

Yeah, if we do it unsatisfyingly for every single person, Yes, no, try yes.

Yeah, let's try shot it downt it down to the time.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna forget.

Remember how many we get to do we get to twenty?

Oh yeah, twenty is a really difficult number to many pupils.

No, it's like in the time limit you fucking give Dick Cheney pupils.

We think we're gonna forget the amount of time that we always record Extra Amma.

For I'm not gonna if if, if, if either of us forget, I will buy you a flashlight.

Oh anyways, scrum Bubbles road, and he says, hey, guys, this one is of course for Sweeney to pay attention.

Get off your phone.

On a recent episode, you stated that the Grand Concourse is the best neighborhood in the Bronx. This mark's like the third time you've said it in the last couple of months, and I can't really let that stand.

It's not true anymore.

Well, it's far by, Well, it's far from like the worst place. It's still pretty much the hood in a lot of parts. It's just a wild thing to say when the Bronx literallyiz neighborhoods like Riverdale, Pelham and Kingsbridge, to name a few. I couldn't just let this misinformation stand any longer. Okay, love you bye.

Yeah. I recently looked into because I moved from the Granted, I moved from the Bronx going on twenty years ago. Now, yeah, wow, I was going on twenty years ago. Now. I moved when I was twelve.

It's about twenty years ago for me too.

Twelve thirteen's when I moved from the Bronx and where I grew up. When I was there, it was close to the stadium, and it wasn't that bad. It was not that bad when you got down to like Webster Avenue, which is like maybe like five blocks down. That's when it started getting fucked up. As soon as we went downstairs to Webster, going to Third Avenue, it's when shit started getting bad. But like over, I lived on a

The Bronx has always been bad. I don't know, so I've always hated the Bronx. I hated I hated that my grandmother lived there.

I hated that.

I loved my grandmother and I loved the apartment, but I hated every time that we had to go up there and go up the sixth story walk up and just crazy people out in the street.

An apartment is if there's a walk up past five five fifth floor is supposed to be an elevator.

Some guy, I remember some some guy.

I remember some guy tweaking outside of my grandmother's has pointing at me and calling me a harbingeer when I was like eight or something.

Eight.

Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?

Who's the first time I think it was the first time a stranger has ever had ever addressed me?

You know what I mean?

It was that, Yeah, that's awesome. It's just fucking crazy. Uh but yeah, that's that's fair. I don't know if I'm really all that familiar with Pellam or Riverdale.

Or Pellam Bay in a bay park.

I'm sure I've been there, was going towards the Zoo and everything. I really just I really just remember gun Hill and I hated it.

No sucks, The South Bronx sucks.

Yeah, it's horrible. It's like really, I'm sure the closer you get to younger is the better it is.

But uh, I think that's yeah. Over by Pelham the six train pretty much, just take the six train as far as you can. When you get by like the Bazoo and all of like the nice shopping areas and it's nice. When you go to Third Avenue the other way, or towards Harlem, it sucks. And this is unfortunate because that's where I'm from.

Oh well, Sean mclovin rode In, he says, it's crazy how poor you guys were. I guess he's talking about the.

That's quick.

What's even crazier is how bad things are getting. What do you think it would be like to be that poor today? I can't even.

Fuck I would oh my fucking gut. That was like my biggest fear, Like.

Actually I would have turned to I would not let that happen again. I would simply be like, listen, it couldn't happen if it was happening to all. If all of us saw like a like that crazy thing, I'd be just like, let's just fucking get a place again, you know what I mean. At that point, I would be like, let's just move in, dude, Like, let's get let's rent a mansion, split it between all of us

Oh yeah, dude, when I when I was in Vegas, I still think about everyone so actually due were its just I was living in a house with a with a handful of people and yeah, you're.

Sharing the space, but they were all chill. Yeah.

And my rent was laughable, you know, like it was nothing.

Dude, when we got here, it was like eight hundred bucks.

It was crazy.

Well for each of us in or like something like that. It was like seven something.

It was for very cheap.

It was some some something for me and Jalene, not you, because you didn't pay for a while.

I was fucking broke.

But uh, which is like, dude, eight hundred dollars for rent is fucking that. That is in dude, I looked into So you're paying now yea, yeah, oh yeah, I pay like I feel like nine I peel like nine to fifty.

Well don't you pay half of eight hundred? Huh? I pay? I pay the main pay rent. Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna make Lily pay rent. I'm like, you can focus on like saving money for us.

Yeah, eight d is nothing.

Pay rent and that's.

Nothing that is like I don't I don't understand that though, what like the like sometimes you not like whatever happens if you like say, oh you know, you're it. To me, it was like it just didn't seem like the person that makes less money should be saving the money to like you know, like, oh, let me do this, and then the other person doesn't even notice that the money's gone.

And then like so for me, I pay the rent because of the fact that I pay for like the stuff in the house. Right, So I'm like the I do the gas electric, I do the services, and then I do rent, and then Lily pays for our savings, our wrap ira, she does for her car and then the groceries and stuff like that, and then that's where we that's where she does. But she saves, that's fair for you. I think that's fair for him, decent amount of money, and like the savings, it's.

Fair for him considering the amount of expenses that he has is so low compared to like anybody else really doing a job like this.

Yeah, you know, granted, so I don't, like, I don't care about playing rent. It's not a big deal because it's not like it's not hampering to me. And I usually often have money still after doing everything, but it's because of the defects. Somebody she has all of the like saving stuff in her name, well not in her name, just coming out of her direct pay. Yeah, but like if she gets paid quite a bit more than I even not we get paid pretty well.

Yeah, it's just like I just I'm like, all right, is your you know, cause you know, like say, for example, like I think a lot of people have things where they they don't their account could never get to a certain level. It can never go lower than this threshold. And that's the thing where it's like if someone's making this much more money, then it's like I would more.

I mean, I guess it does, but I usually, like we rarely, I don't know the last time I've needed this is what I'm saying.

You you have a cash cow and your girlfriend milk her dry son.

Do you think I do you think my living situation right now? Isn't me doing that?

I just want you to look at your bank account and just see way too many zeros and laugh. That's all and then that's what That's what. That's all I'm getting at. Just be like, oh, this is great, Like just take all that money.

That'd be amazing, amazing souse.

I'm like, is this because look, here's the thing, man, I think she's planning on fucking your ass and be like, oh, this is our money. And then something happens you you know, your dick gets cut off and she's like, you're no longer useful to me, and then she takes off.

All on everything. It don't matter. I'm everything, I've wear my way and everything. No, you you're on everything now. Then once your dick gets cut off, once you lose your dick. Oh, she's on fire. Then she's on fire. Then she's gonna she's gonna be like I don't want this one, Like, oh, that's crazy. How you just set on fire, just.

Pretending like it's just happened. It's crazy, Like just pretending like, oh it's crazy, it's crazy. You're about to be set aflame.

It's insane. Dude, whoa crazy? He's somebody named Lily? Just why she goes anyway?

Mixed food road in and he says, hey, nostalgia criticling Carra and spoony've been listening since Zach called Chris out for gunning down Progerius. This has never happened, and I finally decided to give you money. Anyways, My question is why does Sweeny always claim to be a good person even though he's Even though he tries to lie and say he's a good person, he always proves himself wrong almost immediately. Also, Derek, you're gay. Now here's the thing

Yeah, yo, guys, that's so light.

I know that's so light. I think you're proving gentleman's point.

Yeah. Man, look, man, I look, I actively try nowadays to be a better person than I was previously. It's not it's not it's not a you know, it's not an immediate transformation. You gotta it's a process. It's a losing battle most of the time. Trying. It's not easy of trying. It's really it's really not easy. Dude. Yeah, I've done bad things, man, like I keep doing it. But like I.

Come right, come itchy wah rode in that, he says, Hey, Feller's one of my favorite artists. Jack Stauber, Oh I love Jack Stubber has a song called I Love You Verne troyer Well, not my favorite song of his.

It has me thinking of you guys.

Uh.

If you could make a song dedicated to an actor or celebrity, who would it be? I mean, brother, come on.

Oh, Julia, Luis, Ravis, Keith David, what do you.

Like?

It would be.

Absolutely it would be Keith David. Mine personally would be Willia Dafoe. It's not a bad choice. Would be a Sea Shandy inspired by the Lighthouse. I still haven't seen the Lighthouse.

I heard he comes in it. Yeah, I think she comes. I saw his balls?

Oh really?

Where h In another movie with with Emma Stone, he.

Shows him crazy.

If you were like I saw his balls, I haven't seen any of his movies.

I've seen this dick before what you call it. In The Northman you just saw walking around. He was walking around and you're like, hey, hey, well can I see your balls?

Sure?

I saw his dicking the behind the scenes of Spider Man One because I used UH. I used AI to expand the frame beyond what was available to see on the day and.

What we don't know fabricated.

No, that's the thing.

It's like, this is actually an AI that actually doesn't fabricate. It actually peers into the past and actually actually does fill in the blanks with what was actually there and what we don't make. One of the facts about Spider Man one that we don't know much, sure, whatever the we we what a lot of people don't know is that, you know, just just out of frame and nearly every shot, even in some of the shots that Will and Dafoe is in, Yeah, Will can be seen jerking off violently just out of frame.

Now is he? Yes? Great.

The next question, he David, would obviously be would would be the would be the person. I don't know what kind of genre it would be, though, I.

Be a ballad, that'd be a ballad. Different. I can't write ballads.

I can't write balands either.

It'd be fine, we'll figure it out.

But I had a I will be honest, I had the beginning. It's actually in my head right now. So when I was writing, I wrote this power this cradles power metal song, and after that I thought I was in the mood to write another one.

And I have the beginning of a song called Hail Keith David.

And so all I have, though is just the Hail Keith David part and a little it's just a little concept.

So I don't know. Maybe that's something that uh yeah, there it is speaking the God of War. Did you see the like the round table it did I for the twentieth anniversary where like it was yeah, the one that I couldn't get into this were yeah you were there. Actually that's crazy. Yeah, it was really. It was really interesting seeing all them talks to each other, seeing like t J Carson the name tc TC Carson, how old he is now? It's I did not remember.

He was fucking like not he was like fifty when he did the fucking voice.

Yeah, he was fifty, but he I mean.

Like when he was when when I first knew him from a is it living single?

Yeah, like it was older. You know.

It wasn't like a young cat. He wasn't like, oh, I'm newly fresh onto the acting scene.

Like he was a he was a little bit older.

Yeah, I remember, I remember him from the last season of The Honeymooners.

There's not a single person in that show he was.

He got canceled as soon as he showed up, and immediately the audience was like, hmmm, not the direction I would like this to go.

I want that I have any problem every people, not.

That I have a problem with those people. And at least that's one. At least at least this one's thin. But I don't know.

The Honeymooners Every New Year's Every New Year's, Channel eleven would play Honeymooners all day fucking long. I've never seen like, I've probably never seen a minute of that show because you're were not relic. That's why my Grandma's wan Bygone era. So I would watch Honeymooners, and I was like, this show is crazy because he's threatening to beat his wife all the time.

That's the main joke because that's the only thing that I know about it.

Zoom like to the fucking moons.

I love that.

That's the legacy of the show is that, like, his wife will be threatened, don't worry.

It's like us Sanford and Son. You got dude's always going to fake a heart attack, Like there's there's like certain beats, George Jefferson, He's gonna like be cheap.

In and dance.

Is a show? Yeah, thought that was like a store maybe, well, I think the Richards, Yeah.

Richards.

Honeymooners was just him beating the piss out of his wife. Every episode.

He would just tell his friends like, Hey, I'm gonna beat this bitch. And they made a fucking movie about it. Way it was the Entertainer and my caps. Remember they did that honeymoon.

Are you fucking serious?

Swear to God? And and uh and the folks, the folks that liked Honeymooners, uh really did not like that movie. That's balls. So what's the name of the the guy that was in Romeo and Juliet The what Shakespeare.

I don't know Latino d.

From the Romeo and Juliet remake.

Uh, the Latino. I don't know Louis mind only like not Louis's mind. The only Latino I know.

You mean Jona he was. He was in it too, of course he was. He's in every He's he's in everything. He's a prolific actor. Actually like he's but he's acted at everything. Yeah, you remember how I was complaining about.

Dude he played he played the dog and the last of us to do you know that?

That's actually true statement he voiced speaking of the last Petro Pascal, one of the last times we mentioned him. I was complaining about how he's in fucking everything. That was kind of exaggerating. Of course, it was being facetious a little bit or not physicious, but just you know, just being stupid. And I'm watching I saw The Equalizer last year for the first time, and I was like, that was a fun action thriller. And finally Equalizes too.

And I watched it. Guess who's in the movie.

Hey man, he's a working actor.

I was like, he's having this year man everywhere, and then he's, uh, he's of course because I like that he likes to diversify his role because he was a villain in this one.

Yeah, but you didn't know right away, and so you find out like, oh, he's the one. He's like, I'm the I am the one who give your best friend.

I am.

And then I was like, oh, I am, I am the I am the Hispanic equalizer. And I was like, oh, this is crazy. That movie was fucking actually kind of fun. There's a guy named Miles who's like the troubled youth. There was like a troubled youth in the first movie they checked that played hit girl in the live action kick Ass.

I forget her name, Chloe, Chloe Grace moret.

I know Chloe that so yeah, so she's the troubled prostitute, the troubled youth, right, and he saves her like I'm.

Gonna equalize everybody. I'm fucking.

He equalizes people.

What does that mean?

Okay, look at he's he is a former your audio is speaking.

He equalizes everything. He's a drinking He's like, oh shit, he needs to fucking equal making exactly the same on every table. He's just freaking out.

He's just profoundly autistic, even like he does have O C D in the in the movie like Monk kind of he's not on that level.

But yeah, Monk is. He's Adrian Monk. I forgot about that. Monk was actually a good show. Monk is. So it's frightening actually, like he is autistic.

He has Tourette's autism, he has uh.

Odd, every Monk is so autistic that he could actually have been aged forty seven. Do you think if somebody I actually done it?

Do you think if he's he's got so many idiosyncrasies in that show, that's that show's over right, like.

That, it's been over for like fifty I saw it just like that. There was a marathon a Monk and I saw, and I watched like a bunch of episodes like it.

It feels like one of those shows like when you watch a single episode, like if you don't know anything else about it, it does come across as one of those like n CIS kind of shows where it's like this might still be happening.

Like that's that's one of those like Basic Television seven to nine o'clock, like, oh, this is just.

On that's Tony Shalhoub, right, is in that show. Is I think that sounds right though just by his face? Or is it Columbo that I'm thinking of Colombo?

That's not Colombo. No, the that's not the I don't think that's the actor's name.

Whatever.

You know what, I'm not even gonna say. Mister equalizers. Yeah, he's a former assassin for the government and in Denzel watching him, he's a mister equalizer and mister equalizer equalizes stuff. He just kill people like think like, so he was a former he used to be former assassin. Now he's trying to live an honest and just normal life. But then it gets pulled back into it, but but in a righteous way. So the first uh, the plot, it's

Stop saying equalized and say murders name is his name is John Equalizer? Right, No, his name is Robert McCall.

Robert he's equal like Robert McCall equalizes, So he equalizes stuff, and then he equalized the mob and then she was saved.

Everything's fine. So Trouble Youth second movie. No, that's the third one.

So the second one, Troubled Youth, he's still he's still in Massachusetts, still the same area. So, uh, Troubled Youth Miles. He's like, oh, he's gonna be in a gang he wants, but he's a painter, he's an artist. So he tries to like save him by occupying him with some jobs and painting and stuff.

And then his best Latino black kid right that he's like, Hey, I like, just a black kid, just a black kid. You're not a Latina. Another one, it's just a regular black kid.

Literally he's hearing this and he's just like, was that me?

Is that Myles Morales? Regular Miles? I remember it might not be Samuel Jackson. And no, in the movie of the Basketball movie I Forgot Harder or something. Yeah, that movie is so funny.

I never watched that one because there's so many they're all the same truths. Okay, So, so mister Equalizer tries to help Miles, right, and then he uh there's Hispanic equalizer in Pedro Pascal that if they're friends, they're all friends X In the same job he kills, uh, myster e Denzel Equalizer's best friend other friends, and so he's like, now he's like, I'm gonna equalize you. He's like, you know, Robert McCalls like, I'm gonna equalize you Pedro Pascal or

He's like, he goes, it was it was almost forgot to tell you that dude.

It was.

I rewound because I'm like, wait, did I miss.

Some fucking up? What did he tell I forgot to tell you? Yeah?

He Equalis or whatever the e is fucking on his way over there to kill you equally whoops shows up.

You know, there's this suspense and I understand why they didn't warn him so they can have a cool suspense scene and go hide in this fucking trap closet or whatever. But I was just like, Nigga, why did you not say nothing? He said, anyway, kid gets kidnapped by Equalists equal Lizzio what's his name?

Again? I don't know. I should know that I'm the.

One that saw it, mister equal Equal.

So he kidnaps and puts him in the trunk, and there's a final showdown and the kid gets shot on the fucking leg, you know that's the and then and then Equalists he also gets equalized.

Yeah, eventually him and his goons, and that.

Kid is so unbothered by the whole situation.

He's just like, who are you man? And I'm like, are you not extremely upset that?

You know what it is?

This situation.

He opens the trunk and he sees him and he finds out that, uh, he's been he's been cut in half vertically, and so he looks like an equal sign.

And he was like, thank goodness, I didn't have to do this myself.

Yeah, thank you've been equalized. You've been equalized, sir.

And then the credits yeah, And then the post credits scene comes on and it's mister subtracto or something.

Thing. We didn't get to.

The third one, Mister Minus is pretty good.

The third one nothing happens.

It's it's just takes place in Italy, and there's no for mister Equalizer, there's no conflict.

It's gait. Is there a Is that a real movie? The third Equalizer?

Yeah, there's a third one. So I saw it because I have to finish it Equalizer, and I'm thinking, yeah, so three dude, that's sick.

Oh dude.

Coming right now.

I gotta Remakinguilize, gonna remake it, I'm thinking because they're said it was the final chapter.

So I'm like, okay, so he's probably gonna die or something. That's great, you know, like he literally there was for his character zero conflict. I've never seen an action thriller where there was no pushback on the main protagonist, like where there's even like, oh something, is he gonna make it out of this?

He was flawless.

Did he plays?

He plays the lotto and the whole movie is him slowly scratching the numbers off, and then at the end you find that he lost and he goes.

I guess I'm not equal anymore. And then he just walked into.

The scene credits.

Ty, why he's James Bond.

He was James Bond the whole time. He just know he's Alias was equalizer so stupid. Actually it's not equalizer, it's bond equalization equal double O bond double ow bond equalizer.

You find out that he's just fucking demented.

Nothing actually happened.

He got he was actually he's he's he's a straight jacket in the fucking padded So he.

Actually got shot in the head in the first movie. And this is all his dying, his dying brain. It's just like seems like days, but it's just fucking seconds and.

Congratulations. Nothing mattered ever, Thank you for investing in our friend.

Director.

He comes like wet Sanders and shot.

Congratulations. Your payoff is nothing. I don't get nothing. It's just it's just the clip of Geen Wilder, Gean Wilder.

I don't know why I forgot I forgot to Wilder.

You got nothing.

That smash cuts the credits to stroll credits.

It's just like all the credits in like one frame, but it's like mega small, so everybody fits so you have the squint.

It's like three seconds his mouth goes all the way down and then shoots himself in the back and it goes through where its fucking wear his tailboat blow.

He gets the whole shot in his mouth, even the handle, and pulls the trigger with his tongue.

How many pounds of pressure at it? His tongue doesn't easily.

Off, Dude, it's a tough guy. That's one tough.

I love Equalizer three, the three Equalizer.

Excuse I love the Equalizer video game. You ever played those?

Blast fucking take two?

Yeah? Yeah, rock Star Yeah, Rockstars Equalizer franchise, hit video game series, third person action adventure so good. That's really cool. It's almost as good as Wanted.

I can't believe there's wanted to and and and thwnted thwunted.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like they, you know what, I bet asked for that movie. Probably it was too expensive because that was a pretty stacked cast. Actually there was like Angelia and especially.

After Boy, after they became like really famous.

God.

Morgan Freeman, I bet that's the only read.

They were like, we could make another one, but like we're not gonna get these people back, Like they probably made a lot of money, but like not enough to justify paying those people again, probably you know.

I mean the funny thing is I that I could see that movie with anybody else.

Well, maybe it's just paid James mcave. It would been cool if he came back, but like smashed ah star Lord with a fucking keyboard. He did, Yeah with the keys.

I was like, all right, let's read this guy, the Harmonsist wrote in The Harmssiest. Yeah, he says greetings Vanilla, strawberry and chocolate, the Neapolitan ice cream of racism.

Oh.

I've been thinking recently about about dating and how it's different between people and countries. My observations have been that in the UK dating doesn't really happen all too often, and relationships just sort of happen through long friendships that turn into more. My question is, what are your guys' methods of getting into relationships? Is it the typic, is

But I should just go up to a girl and say, hey, you have a nice pussy. Oh, and then I can see your pussy through your clothes. I can also smell it. It smells if it's similar to strawberries, I'd like to eat that. Yeah, okay, you'll wait the response and then she she perportuates you doesn't work anymore. Mamas doesn't even bother me anymore fucking stronger than her. I take the fucking peptwey and I drink it. It's very shocking. Thanks for the beverage. Bitch, So we fucking or not? Uh?

You calling them like bitch and dumb concert It's it's very endearing to them.

Yeah it works.

Yeah, yeah, we answered the question. Listen here right, your bitch, call me your bitch. Anyone that says that is girls, ladies, ladies, ladies, men and everyone else in between or not run away from that person.

Look that says come here, bitch, like real, real, real, real answer, real real answer. So it just there's varying degrees. Right, If if it's like you know someone for a long time, I think that's the easiest fucking thing because then you can just be very casual about it, like, hey man, you want to hang out some time, you know, do some coffee, you want to do that, or come over whatever, and it will.

Probably to.

You asking me out just a date or some ship you know, something little dumb thing right there, and then you kind of just the anonymously connecting with people.

That's the ship that its shifted. That's the thing.

That's like a little different because I don't know how cool it is to just walk up and ask people shit anymore.

Yeah, it does feel and not even in like a like a me too way, although that is kind of part of it. Somewhat you don't want to like necessarily like intrude on people's like nights out or whatever. But there there's also even just like I know me personally, like if I'm just out with my friends, I really don't want to be bothered at all.

Yeah, that's that's that's the thing, And that was the medium back in the day. That is what you did. Yeah, because there literally was no way too.

It was either that or you had a position of power. And you, you know, you Harvey Weinstein, some people you did some some mild shit. That's the only way that people got together back in the day. It was either anonymously through complete random happenstance or deeply unethical.

Yeah, it's the only only ways that used to have.

Like, the easiest way for me back in the day was well, I guess it's not even about easy, it's just what was done. We uh, me and some of my friends. We'd be out, like in an amusement park or whatever the fuck, and a lot of times there would be girls out there in the same mode where we're out with our friends, and if we happen to run into some cool people, you know, then maybe we'll well,

But like I said, that's so oh okay.

It's as Kings made a little drawing.

It's kind of like doodle Bob almost with the dick drawing.

It's a little square thing under there, the bussing. I see you drew eyelashes on my dick, cheney eyelashes, and I got like coke or something.

I don't know if.

Yeah, I don't know. I've met people in kind of a lot of these a lot of different like I've met. I've I've dated people that I've just met through just apps or whatever, or just through online or just through friends. I've also just ended up dating people that like were

It's just like, oh, I clearly look your photo.

You know. I like to like the people in advance of being like, okay, like this is a good friend. How does this work elsewhere?

I think that's sometimes it works.

Sometimes.

I think that's like the preferable way that anyone would probably like to do it that way if they can.

Yeah, sometimes it gets too fucked up, and then you can't be friends anymore. But like I genuinely have not had that problem.

Yeah, sing single, be single, Yeah, just be enjoy your space by yourself.

I think honestly, like I think people look at relationships now as like a it's like a money saving thing. To be honest, I know it's expensive to have like a partner, but like it's more like you want to pay half of this rent. I think that's kind of what a lot of people are looking at now.

Be single under it, I would, ever, I don't know why he would say that, And while he's not single, you know, so I wouldn't.

I wouldn't listen. I would a loser, But I'm not as uh No, I joke partially, I think what it really it just it just matters the dynamic how you go about it. Some people are very social, so they can go to like bar situations, but I think a lot of people in the out they don't want to be talked to and then that way, So I think it's best to find somebody in a create a space where you what's weird, are fine with the person around them, and then try to pursue it from there. But at

What's crazy though to me is that like there's a lot of places that used to be the place where you go like like clubs or whatever.

Yeah, I know.

Look, I gotta be real, No, I don't understand why people.

I don't.

I can't fathom why people who are not single.

Go to clubs. I say the same shit all the time.

I think it's really fucking stupid and annoying because it's like this is like the one. This is like the this is like that third space that people talk about, right, it's like the only thing left that like kind of gets the point across where it's just like, hey, look i'm here.

Uh you want to meet people?

Yeah, you want to meet people. And then like there's like the girls' night and it's like get the fuck out of here.

Like what do you do like girls dance? It's definitely like.

Now if you're fear one of those club goers, because I went a little bit back in the day, not my style. Music's too fucking loud. I can't hear anybody. I hate shit like that personally. Like if I'm at a show, I'm expecting that because.

I'm here to listen to the artist.

But if I'm here to mingle with people and the ship's too fucking loud, are you looking me in the eye?

Oh? I see he was trying. He was drawing swastika. Oh were you no? This guy not anymore? Is that you're doing that again? Man, I haven't drawn the swastika ever. Actually, I'm not good at doing a design, I said, ever, I don't believe that even I'm just not going to the design. That's it. I would have tried to. Don't get me wrong, I'm not. I'm not.

You're not good at the design.

I haven't tried to. I haven't drawn it. I don't even I don't.

It's not hard. I don't understand.

That is crazy. I don't believe that's.

It's just I don't you just look at left to right, left to right, down, left to right, and then and then and then do it the other way.

Are you just stealing? Oh damn, it's way too easy. You just like that.

I mean it's like that, I mean that was the that that's a terrible looking at It was a really bad one.

But it got the point.

Across skin that what is wrong with your skin that it smudges the ink like that?

It's oily? Yeah, so oily. That is crazy, dude, That's why my skin say so luxurious and shiny? How was it that oily? So I stay so luxury? What do you? What?

Are you a fucking whale. I'm gonna get that fun I'm gonna sell. I'm gonna sell his juices.

So we're gonna put kingson in a hydraulic press oil and sell it to shampoo.

My skin. I have I tell you my skin, lily, which mice I do?

Oh?

I wanted to talk about the little dots on my skin.

Literally I don't see I literally have ema. This guy's smooth, silky smooth. He's lying as I make sure your arms like lathered, but I do have like up here, you can remember when your arms were he king. You can see the fucking damage up to. My skin looks like me. See it just looks like touch me, bro.

This is a little ego that's always.

Like if Sween, uh, what if Sween locked in, he'd look like the Max Rode in the Max. Yeah, this is a comic book character that we looked it up on the show before. It's crazy. It's crazy looking thing. Uh Nick showed me the mac Ax. Yeah, but uh so, he says, uh or she haven Have you guys heard of that guy, the Crooked Man on TikTok? Have you seen this guy?

I don't know. I'll explain it in a second.

He's been documenting training only one trap, and even though he's only been at it a little over one hundred days, he's looking kind of fucky. Also side note, I urge you guys to look this guy up while we're having this conversation, the Crooked Man especially or something like that. But look up Crooked Man TikTok, I guess because like otherwise you'll get like, I don't know, like some fucking horror story written by a fourteen year old on fucking

The start of March.

Good shit, great job. Now what he doesn't tell us is that he's eighty pounds so it's actually really unhealthy.

For him to keep doing this. Is he throwing up?

You think he was eighty pounds when he started? By the way, so's he's sixty pounds? Good, He's sixty pounds in five nine? Are you looking at the guy at the cookdvan.

Wrong with people? Ude? His eyelids flipped.

Oh I didn't see I've seen I've seen that happen before, but I didn't see it.

Now did that happen?

It frightened me, Dude, it frightened me. It stun locked me for a second. I was like, what did I just see?

I remember when I first saw him do that, and it scared me.

That's crazy. It's like Super Undertaker.

Oh man, I hope I cut the camera in time.

I hope. I hope that.

I hope you guys will see we'll see what is wrong with like why.

It's like every time I see ship like this, I'm like, this guy's vote counts just as much as ours, you know.

I like I like when they do that they do the cut mirror shot because yeah, so look up the look up the crooked man on TikTok. You get the crooked man on TikTok. You'll see this guy. He's been working out one of his trap muscles for a while.

He's the crooked mon. Oh h oh, it is I read that in correctly.

Maybe maybe he's from the Bahamas.

I think it's more like the crooked man, who is probably already taken, you know, more.

Like this is sodiculous.

I'm surprised you haven't seen that. That's been all over my feet. He reminds me of what is it?

Uh?

This is like the third missing member of a you know, long neck and yeah, crook neck reminds me of a jockey. Isn't one of those guys like a pedophile or something like that, or like a murder or something like what? I feel like one of those guys.

Got in trouble. Yeah, I mean maybe the guy that was out of prison. Which one was that was that wide neck, white neck? Amazing?

How like I guess immediately they couldn't have been long neck, long neck would die neck. I don't remember I've seen it can be so grotesque. He's the crooked man. Why he kind of looks like he's always peaking, you know what I mean? He looks like a cough of cobra. That fan art he looks at Cobra leaning out of a basket. That's pretty epic actually. Anyway, Yeah, Dusty, I say it.

I'm just like this guy. He's he looks the British though maybe hopeing he probably has some sort of fucking problem with his arms aside or something like that.

And he's not British. His family is from Europe. Yeah, yeah, like no quessolutely, there's not much pickings, you know in there.

Let me see he's talking.

Chop.

It's like my entire brand.

But I can open your guys accounts too, and I can tell you guys should really be saying we are so chopped as in meat, and you are chopped.

Talking to that's watching in the black shirt right now, you're extra chopped. I feel like, oh, what a nice guy. Yeah, very encouraging, I guess.

Anyway, we are chopped.

People are using so they chopped is now saying for a long time.

I've heard that a long time ago.

In any of the work, it might be a beast coast, I mean, any of the work on answer.

I'm just telling you that much. Nobody I know says chopped means like.

You're done finish. Like I remember hearing that a lot growing up.

Oh but not but finished as in like so cooked like you're coke, like you're cooked, your chopped?

Right? But is that so?

Is that what he was referring to?

Yeah?

Probably yeah, but I guess, uh like, oh, like he's fucked.

Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, Okay, that makes I thought I thought it was being used in a positive way. No, No, you're old, you're old, yes, like oh like, because like if somebody said chopped in the context of like, oh man, I'm fucking chopped, like if something bad happened, I would understand immediately.

But since I thought what he I thought it was, it is hapging.

I will say that word is happening a lot more often now in places that I didn't normally see it, So I don't talk that chopped. Yeah, And I thought, like, Okay, I guess, I mean it's not surprising necessary. I think like big major city mega cities are kind of the hub worlds for a lot of that slang that eventually gets out.

Yeah, and there's a lot of l a slanging, that.

Kind of chopp that makes its way out of I think cooked, so cook just works.

Cook.

It's a perfect representation like you're done, you're cooked, you're finished, you're ready, they're fit for consumption and nothing else.

I like that that fucking that famous uh clip of that boxer where he was like cook cooked.

The context of that is him. He was gambling and he was fucking losing a lot.

Of money the way people I don't. I've never been am about I'm about the lot in my face. I play card games, of course. I fucking gamble, I open packed.

You're a gambler, you know you You just put like a like a soft nerd filter over it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I tried to, like I was gonna say that, and I was like, wait a minute. I do the same thing, but gambling, like propa money is different to me. I can't do that. It feels stupider, but it feels so good and you win apparently, like like like taking a million dollars from a fucking fucking casinobody feels insane if you have money so mad.

I'm not a gambler, Yeah, I don't.

I just don't have that much expendable cash to where like because if you're a person that's like, oh, I'm gonna go to the casino with like twhundred dollars.

Well, I'm like, do you gamble? Maybe you can win something, but do you gamble another?

Uh?

Like you vicariously gamble. No, the closest, the closest lives my gamb My version of gambling is I get a text message and I don't respond to it immediately and see how long?

How long before that damages the relationship? Oh, I mean that's just wrong. You're like such that, that's real life, right, I probably you're like such an emotionally distraught dog. You're like, you're like if Tom and Jerry instead of like running around attacking each other, they just worried a bunch.

You know that is accurate? That the worry that is not an inaccurate I don't do it on perpecse.

I literally sometimes I will get a message and I'll say it, and I'll think about what to say, and then a notification will pop up and then it's gone. Then I'm like, oh, what's that?

And then I definitely too anxious to respond to and I'm like, I can't respond to this sign just let it be.

Yeah, I just too much, too much, just there's just too much going on. So my brain immediately it's like an option process typing on my brains.

When I came to him for like a serious problem that I was having, and he was like, that's crazy.

I don't know what to say. Wild I didn't kick you out. I was still like it was just it was just funny. I'm so bad at angry. It was really bad at dealing with emotions. WHOA, no way shut up. I'm like, oh man, that's wild, bro, because whenever I'm fucking, whenever i'm destruct, I just bottle it up, you know, like everyone, and then it pops out. One day, dude hasn't popped out yet. I walked in on you crying before I shut up. Yeah about like.

About like that's exactly what he sounded like to just stupid stupid seal, like.

Crying so much like a crying to the point I was transforming into a seal. Proper collaps were changing my bouncing a ball.

In his nose.

You were squealing like a seal that was air dropped into the into the desert.

Poor dude. They're really they're really cute.

Yeah, guys, they're like dogs.

Yeah, they're like aqua dogs.

Yeah, there's a I have a I don't know what I was watching, but there was I don't know why, but I feel like I was there. But I have not been to the beach recently, but I have this like this memory of there being a seat like a seal, chilling in between four traffic cones on the beach, Like there's people put cones and it was like a designated area for like the seal to just chill.

I guess this is a death stranding cuts in heavy. I don't I can't figure out what the fuck this memory is.

They're like it couldn't have been me. I haven't even been to the beach. I just have like a vivid dream. I can't figure I don't know. I want to feel really bad. No, you don't, I know I want that. I have the idea of really want when I have the urge to own them, but I guess I can't. I can't take care of that dog. That dog already?

What do my friends?

She was offering some puppies. Oh really, yeah, I can't.

I can't remember what kind. They look like pit bull puppies, but they weren't pit bull I think, so yeah, Oh they're so cute, and I was just like damn, like I just know what my apartment doesn't let people. The only people grandfathered with pets and sow tenants. They're like, don't bring pets in, and I'm just like, I don't want to deal with the prospect of the dog barking, and then I just don't.

They're so expensive too, man, Yeah, like for the second you're like, I don't get it. You gotta give it a COVID vaccine and you.

Gotta the initial Initially getting a dog is mad expensive.

The first getting dog is like getting it inoculated and doing all that ship and getting like in pet insurance.

Yeah, all that dumb bullshit, but yeah, it's worth it because you get a friend.

Friend, I have friends for free.

Kind of let's have a dick that dog. Some dicks people, dogs are just complete cunts. You just put those out typically.

Some Yeah, they're not often, but something they gotta be trained to be.

They have to like either they're wirings fucked and that's really the only reason they would be a dick if you didn't make them a dick. It's like one of my mom's dog, one of them was like Skitzo or something, just it would be like completely happy and stuff. And then out of the door would be terrified. It doesn't know who you are. And I'm like, uh, you yellow dog?

Yeah, that that was that.

That felt bad for that dog because it just you know, it was a sweet dog, but it just had someone's wrong with it.

This is a quick question. This is a little off topic. Do you think an oven is harder to open from me inside?

No, we've had conversation.

Really, he's got them. You're all demented.

We are. I think the lack of sleep. Wait wait, wait, are you serious?

That was y Anyway, we're gonna read this next one and then we're gonna go yeah, uh none none pizza with left beef.

I don't know. This means none pizza?

Yeah, like n O n E. I don't know.

Okay, I don't know. All right, I'm just naughty.

I'm simply the messenger continuing the strange casual racism growing up in Ireland. Growing up, I always called the dick hole a JAPSI wow, that means exactly what you think it. Actually heard this in one of those what are those Pete and Bass or whatever, those old British white guys who do the rap because they've got like some producer have you seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, utterly proper gentlemen, right, like the old British guys who sound like unreasonably good kind of Yeah.

I remember I heard that line and one of there's something like tip on the tip of my Jepsi, and I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's crazy? And I looked it up and I was like, that's the reason I looked it up. That's the only reason I know that.

I like, like casual racism like that for no reason.

Yeah, you know, it's not like, oh, you're angry, you're trying to offend someone or hurt though, you're just no, it's just a part of my lexicon. It's not it's not my dick hole. It's it's just a jap side. It's like you need to call it that, sir.

It's like when slang kind of when racism gets like inducted into slang kind of to the point where like you can I have no doubt that a bunch of people probably say that and have no ill will.

Towards the jab, right, They don't, they don't think about it that way.

But it's like, maybe you should think about it, cause like I don't have that no there's not one thing that I could think of. Of course I've said some horrible things, but it's me purposefully being obtuse or whatever the case is. Sure, but as far as just being oh, I haven't even thought about that's like instantive to say, like I don't have that because I would think about it.

Oh, it's kind of fucked up.

It's gotta fuck that, Like like.

Jap's eye is one that would immediately catch my after I got older.

I remember when I learned that jap was even a slur in the first place. To me, it kind of doesn't sound like it sounds like it's more about the context in which it was used.

I guess it's it's like jew exactly.

I'm just like, it's lazy, sounds like a shortening.

It's it's literally that. It's just like nip It's just the shortening of Nippon. Like it's it's literally just Japan. Yeah, it's lazy, that's all. Like most racism are just dumb and lazy. Like I can't even think of anything good, not like a like zipperhead that's good, you know what I mean.

That's like fucked up.

It feels evil.

It is because it's like it's deep.

I don't, I don't know to it. I don't know. I think I I don't have any racist sayings. I genuinely let leave my mouth other than times I'm trying to make a joke about something racist, I don't. I don't really have anything. Like I think a lot of American phrases are just technically based in racism. So for here, it's very particular because here America is so I can't remember existently racist. You know, I can't remember exact and like examples, but I know there's any picking any uh

It's more subtle where I'm just like, there's effing that's even more subtle than those things that I'm I'm blanking on right now.

Play Hangman, like that shit is crazy. I played Hangman in school and I loved that game. And I was like, oh interesting, yeah.

Yeah, yeah there. I know there's more, Yeah, there's more. I can't remember.

But but but those are so obscure that like I didn't even commit them to memory enough to not say them, because it's just like I'm whatever, I.

Wouldn't normally be saying that, So I don't know. I'm kind of like it's hard for me to like rationalize that kind of thing where it's like, oh, there's just this phrase is subjectively racist. Either I don't know or I never even started saying it. Sure, that's what I'm kind of a yeah anyway, not that I was were ready to go.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, thank you for thank you for writing in, you for writing in you fucking JOPSI.

Oh, I forgot we had an atlas from BioShock with us today. Thank you so much. I forgot that people existed.

Would you kindly grab that ranch out of the sockets? Would you kindly suck my peep?

I went tell you did Joe to tonight? You coinally suck my peep.

The funny thing is she wouldn't have been bad and eye the stupid ship that I say to her, like does it?

It isn't even phaser anymore.

God damn four pages?

Is that a pussy?

It's a vertical jap side.

Man, what are you looking? Look at the Patrick Patrick Star.

I can't even I can't do it Irish accent that Patrick Store, it's Patrick Store.

I'm pretty good.

I don't know how to say star, Irish star, star Store, star star, like I don't know. A person that wrote in where am I from? Where do I sound like I'm from anywhere? When I'm speaking?

Why are you showing it to me?

Good job?

Good job?

My buddy.

My buddy is from England and I asked him when I was doing a British accent. He said that I sound like I'm from London when I was doing when.

I was faking it.

So I like to ask people that are native I'm like, when I fake your accent, where do I sell like I'm from?

You sound like you're from a fucking mental hospital.

Yeah.

Sometimes they're like, it doesn't sound like anything.

Yeah, that's like what the South African accent sounds like. I'm just like, I don't know what the fuck you're trying right now.

South African is so some of some of them, the ones that I'm most the ones that I am most privy to, is interchangeable. It sounds like they could be from somewhere in Australia.

Kind of the only thing it sounds British, the only one that I know, the only one that the only experience I have with that accent is District nine, and everybody sounds chopped in District nine straight up like.

Some some Australian accents frore.

I'm like, what is happening?

And then I'll it's just I'll hear two things and I'm like, I can't tell. Why are you guys so similar? But then some of you aren't similar at all. It's crazy, but I guess it's the same thing as like say London and fucking Liverpool. They don't sound like they live anywhere close to each other.

You take a picture of that? Yeah, for what reason? Are you gonna share that? Yeah? Amazing, He's very proud this.

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What do you mean it's always been here one, No, that was on my desk before, but I wanted to free up space because I use that space more than I use that corner of that table. That's a loop station. I lost a fucking ac it after for it, though, which is fucking annoying. I don't know what does it take and does it say I don't know. I'm sure, I'm sure I could find that.

I just haven't.

Like I also only really used that on garage band, so like now that my MacBook exploded, I haven't been even motivated to even fix it get the cables for it.

But it's cool. It's like, you know, you do loose fucking guy. I want to talk about it, like trying to tie and he's like, like the kids try to get a hold of the parent, try to get the look. Drew a fucking pussy on Patrick Star.

Mom.

That's so beautiful drawing. Do you think the pussy's on the outside or it's like under the pants? What do you do you think we're seeing under the pants?

You think it like chap list kind of but like in the front, what would you call its list? So crotchless pants? Which goes hard. Is that we're gonna do in the future when we finally stop uh caring about janital so much.

In the future, we're gonna care more and more and more until we're all dead.

I think I don't think. I want I think we were on track.

We were on track for a little bit when like Will Smith was wearing a crop top. We were headed in the right direction, and then like I don't know, nine to eleven fucked everything up or something.

The damn the damn the people O were there that like things covered up.

We were so we were so dude, we really I really do feel like, in my heart of hearts that we were pretty fucking close to just uh not caring at all about what what you had going on.

And now we're at the point where where Paul Joseph Watson is like when he said conservatives, conservatism, it's the count I culture.

And I was like, oh, we're some something happened. Everything's everything broke to even be able.

To say that. I believe we thought we were and then everything was still there, and I think that's why we got here.

No, I think everything something shifted, man.

I think everything was still right under the surface. So we're all like it's fine right right now.

I don't I don't agree.

I really do feel like we were on the customs everything because even like like you had like famous like uh, George Carlin was like, uh, famous, it's like liberal guy, and he was talking about like, oh, yeah, we need fewer labels, not more labels divide people. We need who cares what anybody?

You know? I agree?

And now we have like, you know, are you a demi sexual but also by gender and gay? And are you autistic? Are you neurodivergent? Are you my type of neurodivergent? Everything got fucked yeah, yeah, and we're just kind of snowballing. It's I think snowball down hill.

I think we put so many colors.

Yeah, it's like, oh, are you a leftist?

Are you a liberal?

Like shut the front?

You a Marxist, Leninist, lip tardy.

I was like, no normal person knows when any of that means.

I still really don't know what a tanky is. You shouldn't.

Yeah, Like I thought specifically, like if I if I remember hearing it and being like curious, and I thought like, I actually don't want to know this exactly, Yeah, because I don't want to be in the statistic I don't want to be in the statistical group of people who knows what them.

That's how you treat that. That was the same thing I did when I when I kept hearing groper.

I still do. I still don't know what that means.

You don't know what riper, groper, groper. It's associated with the nick flintes. I don't know what it means, and I don't care enough to look.

Yeah, exactly, I think stuff like that is stupid. But I think there were just problems that just clearly didn't get fixed. I think there were clearly a lot of things that were just still problems sure that we ignored and right, like it's fine, right, and it's like, no, I don't know, I don't get that.

Servitism being cool was never a thing until recently.

I agree, I agree with that, but I think a lot of problem. I think it's clear as day. It's like, let me, let me, let me rephrase that it is. It's still not cool. No one ever thought it was cool. Yeah, that's the thing. People people think it's cool now. I think what happened is that there are problems that were like under the line. I think there were still like a lot of bigoted mentalities, and then there are a lot of still like laws and shit like that that

I remember twenty thirteen, twenty twelve, and like there was a lot of shit happening, like gay marriages legalized. You had like all the like THETS Better campaign, Like people weren't people weren't cringing about it.

No, people were, people were vocal. I actually, actually, I there's a part that I do agree with him about.

I think the one more more, dude, the one thing that I agree with you about is not vocalizing stuff is And I do actually I was I was trying to examine, like what happened with you know, people being so dumb and getting dumber and being so more happily to jump into a cult. And one thing that we were doing a decade or so ago was relentlessly mocking religion, deities and stuff like that. And at a certain point it became uncool to do that.

Yeah, became trite and boring.

Yeah.

And then the thing is it should never have been treated as a trend though that to be like, oh this isn't this isn't cool anymore to do that's played out, and I'm like, no, this is actually important to let people know that this ship should be mocked into oblivion. And now all of a sudden, you have fucking Jordan Peterson and fucking uh that rapist what's his name, Russell Brand praying on stage because it's so cool now and putting everybody put in and their Christ is king now.

And a lot of those people forgot that that shit used to be mocked to. I think that is everything. I think that was everything to a lot of faiths. I imagine that's the biggest problem. But no one really makes the call to make something played out. It just kind of does happen. I don't think I completely disagree. I'm not. I think people it's like music.

You'll see like, oh, new metal isn't cool anymore. You have people like you want to say, I talk about my boy fantano. Oh, man, I can't believe I used to listen to shit like that. I'm like, nigga, they all those people still listen. You're actually in the minority, and a lot of these people try to force like the industry leaders will force people to be like think the way that I do, not by saying that, but by being like, oh, I can't believe I used to

If I agree, really it's just by I don't know.

I don't know about it being disagree. It's just it is an observation that you can find in every medium.

What I'm saying is like, I don't think it's like a like a mandate. I think what happens is new people or people come up and they hear that stuff and they're like, God, I'm gonna do something different, and because something sounds different, it's more interesting to more people, and people just kind of move on.

I think it's the more interesting.

I think it's the opposite because I think most people like repetition and they like the same thing.

Well, that's what I mean.

Like, wouldn't there be like a more catered or wouldn't there be like a bigger push for the industries to keep things as identical as possible because it requires the least challenge.

So like that's what the so the suits would love that.

That's why I say say, like some of the biggest bands and stuff sound relatively the same. Pop doesn't change that much, it's relatively the same because that's.

What people want. Sports is a big thing, uh E. Sports.

When the PvP you're doing the same type of matches, people think it's different, but it's the same thing.

They're doing the same thing.

Like it's like everybody that even feels like they don't fall into the category they do. You know, like I like repetition, it's just like what type of repetition.

Over? And So the thing is, I don't like when people when they.

Try to it's kind of like almost like what would you call it counterculture?

It's almost contrarian.

There's a lot of people that are very influential that will kind of poison the well in my opinion, that they make things. It's kind of what I would call hurting, not helping. I don't think they're doing it on purpose, but I think that when they kind of by their nature of liking things that are new and interesting and different, they're shitting on the other stuff that people really like, and a lot of times it kind of has this underground like, well, I guess we're just gonna push it

Sure, But I think that's actually a good example though, because like no one was like, don't do that anymore, and I was like, okay, I just kind of literally like naturally, it was just like this.

So that is very and I think that's what happens with and look, I'm I. I can also say that I'm part of it in a certain extent that I don't feel like it's a At the time, I didn't feel like it was something necessary to keep going, like was that fun enough?

I found uh, I found an old channel that I was like, you know, I can't believe this guy is still doing this ship I'll tell you after because it's it cracked me the funk up. I was gonna saying seeing that guy again, and he's still doing this ship for like barely any views, but it's like he's still at it.

It's wild.

There's a guy I don't I don't mind saying this guy because he probably I don't have a problem with him.

I think his name is Logic something.

Was he the one that would have that hat on and he had a mask, is like a clog mask or something something like.

He had like, uh, it looked like it almost had three D glasses on.

It was like red.

And he had like a top hat on and he had a mask on.

They don't get enough credit for being the original YouTuber.

It's kind of.

Like this guy is consistently made uh egalitarian and and uh and atheist content and he's never stopped the entire time. And I was like, oh, here's somebody that I was like, I respect him. Even after the wave was over, he just kept doing because that's the content that he made and he's passionate about and uh, that was the kind of thing that I feel like we weren't. We were doing it specifically because this annoyed us. And once that shit could have died down while there was no point to continue.

You can only be so angry.

Like anybody who's angry for a long period of time is feigning it, yes, or at the very least is motivated to continue by processes that aren't actually really Yeah, it's like money, and.

So I can save him myself, like I even though as much as I try not to always go with whatever just happened, like, when I think about it, it would have made sense for me. This is hindsight because the way that I feel now, I'm like, oh, well, there's still religious people making retarded content and stuff, and

What are you saying?

I think I think that all doubles back to the idea that people we had a weird era of like comfortability. People didn't want to feel uncomfortable, and it led to like people being a little aggressive about them wanting to have rights, which I think is proper thing. I think it was fine. You know, people that like the people that were vocal about having like more acceptable spaces. In general,

But kingson, do you think we were this bad in twenty thirteen, I don't think so.

I think we were under the cirta.

I don't believe that I think we were.

I think I think.

I think that's genuinely delusion.

I think for things to get it's bad.

I really think, Well, you said under the surface, so which would mean that it wasn't as.

Bad it was yet No, I think I think on the top, on the top layer, yeah, it was fine, Like people were like, oh, relatives like, we're not like this right, and people weren't thinking about they probably were underneath it. They're like, oh, they probably are racist underneath at all. But when it's betrayed a media in this sort of decent way, it's like, I guess.

I hear what you're saying, dude, especially because like I do and I love, I love to blame the ultra progressive Zealots for this, because I really do think they are to blame the sleeping giant that is extreme racism and fringe retards have always been in the underground. Like I said, there's that like the Turner Diaries. The people that got inspired by that, people have gotten inspired by Timothy McVey, Awake, all that shit. All those people existed,

They put they got, they got really they got really big.

So here's the thing.

Trump took advantage of all those fucking cards, right, But here's the thing, we saw a lot of that coming up, and we lampooned a lot of that ship. I think the only problem is, and it's not a problem that I can be like, how dare you kind of a thing, It's just I think it's an observation that largely a lot of us we just stopped doing that stuff. And all I could say is we we probably shouldn't have.

A he sucks like he is not the he shouldn't be the guy.

He shouldn't be. He shouldn't be. And that's the problem. It's like the guy could have been. I feel like the guy could have been one of us. And I don't know what I mean is I don't mean I know what you're saying, not that you want to be that guy, because I don't want to be that. I don't want to I don't I would hate being that guy. There's just better.

There should be much better. I just hate like somebody who did something really good.

I know a Sampson, for example, who raised like over four innder thousand dollars for the Palastaans or whatever, just doing this marathon livestream and I'm like cool.

But like when I look at this guy, yeah, that's the thing. I look at like a lot of this I know what you're saying.

Space, and it's like fuck.

And I think when it comes to people that need to be leaders, it's always the people that don't want to do it. The people that don't want to do it should fucking do it.

But it's like I don't want to do ship.

Yea, what do you do? Like fucking you brought up before people that are like famous people like we'll get involved in the politics. I fucking wish you.

I wish they would feel obligated to do something, because they really could help the problem is that a lot of them would fuck their money up, and they don't want to fuck their money up, Like that's the big problem. They already have enough money and they don't think they do. Oh no, it's it's just the big to their careers.

They couls have.

Tens of millions of dollars.

Oh they fucked my career.

Would I have tens of millions of dollars in the bank, I don't care. You have plenty of money generational wealth.

It's just like these people that I remember, uh Shannon Sharp, are like, oh man, he was about to get generational wealth about one hundred million dollars. He already has generational wealth. People or their brains are broken. Yeah, if you have ten million dollars, you have generational wealth.

You have half ten million dollars, you have generational wealth. If you have half five million dollars, you have generational wealth.

I would say, like two generations yeah for five million dollars.

Yeah, yeah, yeah with that kind of money, if you just if you just make smart moves and you just teach your children like financial literacy.

Its just investing when one of those millions could turn into a much larger generational wealth.

So yeah, you're absolutely right.

Yeah, but like seeing that it's literal, I don't want to mess up my money or I don't mess up my career. I'm like, they only have seventy millions, Like Robert Downey Junior has hundreds of millions of dollars, The Rock Hass hundreds of millions of dollars. All of those people that could actually really affect change, even though they they'll come out every once and be like I don't like the direction to countries going in and they're like, did fucking do something?

Cut? Yeah? Like what it is? Pretty fucking still? I don't know. I just I stand by my belief. I think that things were, things were, things were hot.

Now they're not.

They I just think it's genuinely I thought things were better.

I think we had a we had a veneer, had a veneer.

I don't think it's a fucking veneer. I think it's so clear. I think it's clear as fucking day.

I don't think it is if it was, if if things were truly better, if those problems got over, why would they show back up as such?

A that's such a terrible argument.

It's not a terrible argument, all right, man?

How how could we you see it just based in just people's families? I see it in my own family, Like the same people are not the same.

The same people.

Today are far worse than they were in twenty thirteen.

It's not like their beliefs fucking shifted all that much, but they fucking shifted.

No, No, I think they shifted one hundred percent. They did shift.

So it's worse.

And I think those things I know, No, I think the problems the problems were still there. I think people people were probably in a better mindset because the world was kind of forcing more of a like a progressive mentality. We had a leader of the world that was a fucking black person. We had that person who relatively was progressive, complementing a lot of like progressive things. Bo Bo Bo Bernald's Browns like bo can you do me favorite saying one of those. We built these new drones that just

Up in a racking.

People and.

They pull their arms off.

They're strong. They're particularly to be strong to hurt somebody as much as they can for punch without killing you.

So then they can they can his kill count won't go up technically, it's like Disney Disneyland courting people off of the premises to be like, is that so I I should now use TAGBTI to confirm that. But I've heard that is absolute because it just makes sense.

Wait, what are you talking about?

So just to lessen your kill count at like say, like Disneyland park, right, had them be pronounced dead off the premise so they didn't die in Disneyland. Oh, I see, which the reason I've never looked that up back in the day, is because like it just feels like, why wouldn't you do that if you're a major corporation.

Yeah, it sounds it's not even in the realm of disbelief.

To me, I don't. I don't think. I'm not saying you're wrong. I just think that things. I think the underline, the surface gave us a perception of things being better, but I think clearly all that shit was still there.

I think maybe there was a perception of things being better than there than they were, but I think there they were better than what they are, Like by orders of magnitude.

I agree with this, they were better. But the problems that created what we have the whole time has always been there, and I and I think the bits the problem is that we never fixed on the thing. To me, the biggest thing is the fucking media. Just like the media, how much money do you need to sell out? Not even just yourselves, because it's not like you're gonna enjoy what's happening either, Like it's so crazy, like, oh, we're not gonna report the news properly, and we're gonna lie relentlessly,

The other thing that's crazy is that like now, if a Democrat wins, they would be stupid not to ignore the Constitution, you know what I mean, Like you'd be you'd be an idiot to not like the rug is. The rug's been pulled already. So if you get power again, you kind of you're obligated to music.

Fucking cancer twenty.

Eight I can't right, I think it's cancer, can.

The thing is that, right, what's gonna happen is like you would be dumb.

You'd be dumb.

Not that you have to because what happened, even even if.

Not imprison that guy for no reason, like do it like because they're just gonna do it the next time exactly, So just it's it's over the problem is so dumb it's it's the it's the coras the come rag.

Now, it's the idea of that things are just as bad as they were. I'm not I know, I know, I'm underlying problems. What is the idea of that? That's crazy?

You want to copy the Constitution?

It's it's insane people talking about the Constitution and like the ship they say, and it's like you are understanding that, you do not under there. The words that are written are there for a reason. Yeah, they need to They're literally there, like the Constitution.

What do we want to the Constitution?

Right now?

We found out that it was actually written in fucking wing dings, it would make a lot of the font. It makes a lot of sense. It would make him way more sense. Actually, that's why people seem to disagree so much.

I feel okay, because it's what really bad is whatever you want. It's like the whole thing about the deep rotation and like, literally there there is purposefully written that it says persons not citizens.

I'm gonna get you.

It is there. It is there, literally on purpose for people that immigrate here that are trying to Yeah, that is it's there.

It is I'm going to deport you though you can't probably about I can't.

I'm gonna write you out for what.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore, dude. The Ice people are struggling to get to hit the quotas.

They'll take get that dog and dress them up like a Mexican boy.

It's insane.

It's embarrassing.

That's embarrassing anyway, what was going on?

The names?

We gotta read that, Yeah, we gotta read the funk out here.

Let's let's do it.

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She went from looking great.

She's like, as soon as she endorsed Trump, she sold her soul.

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And there's there's a reason why he has that.

In the B movie, Yes, Bes, this is a song for bees because black and yellow, black and yellows the B thing.

I get the joke, but it's actually in the B movie.

Yeah, it's in the B movie.

At the very beginning, I swear to God, he goes, he looks into his closet and he says, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. Oh, yellow and black, let's switch things up a bit. That's not the song, and then the song plays in the background.

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It kind of sounds awesome.

Actually, it's weird, like the delivery makes that name almost cool, like you could do like my name is Pitchman's black. It's like you almost don't hear it, hear the bitch, you know. It's like a sleight of hand move when like a magician does like a crazy trick with one of them cards, those pictures with the people on him and the numbers.

Yeah, it's me, bitch black. I was watching like some professional street magicians, if that makes any sense, like ones that are really good, like truly talented. You're showing me that British guy. You show me one of those things, and it's terrifying how good they are because I'm trying to British guy.

Is the British guy's magic trick that he walks out on the street and smiles because they're so fucking miserable? Wow?

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